#good jocks

[inkstainedheartbeats]

Okay, so, uh, this is a modern day AU. No upside down. And like most of the characters are actually decent humans (minus Brenner, Neil, and Henry and probably Angela because fuck Angela) so probs ooc for like them? Also Eddie didn’t grow up in Hawkins, him, Corroded Coffin, Chrissy and Jason lived in a neighboring town. Chrissy and Jason moved off and Corroded Coffin got big? (Is this me trying to dip my toe into Corroded King? Maybe? Is this something probably only I will like? Also very probable.)

When Eddie sees the clearly pregnant man with big poofy, swoopy hair surrounded by jock types he scoffs. Hates the stereotypical Omeganess of it all. The Omega with a harem of Alphas just tripping over their feet to please him. The grocery store isn’t very big and it isn’t crowded. And no one has noticed him. This should be a good thing. It’s what the band wanted after all. Anonymity. Eddie hates it. Wants to be back up on the stage, his pack around him and the screaming fans in front.

“Seriously, Steve, let us do this man. You should be resting,” he over hears one of the jocks say. He African American, tall, big hands fluttering around.

Steve snorts.

“I’m pregnant, Patrick, not incapable. And I’ve let you dicks grab the heavier stuff.”

“Patrick’s right… especially after the last pregnancy,” another speaks up. Wavey black hair.

“You three are worse than the pups! I’ve survived four pregnancies, I can survive this one.”

“You almost didn’t survive the last one,” mutters the last jock. This one wearing a cap.

Steve is almost to Eddie now. The scent of pregnancy is strong. Soft though. Like delicate flower petals. Four pregnancies and the Omega doesn’t look older than maybe thirty at the oldest. He’s frozen in place as the little pack passes him.

“Yes, well, the reason for that is no longer in Hawkins, now is he? Don’t think I have ever seen Hopper so happy to talk to Billy or Tommy than he was that day. Now who wants to go grab three twelve packs of soda?”

It’s after they’re gone and Eddie feels like the spell of immobility has worn of that he realizes something. While yes, there was an overwhelming scent of Alpha, at least one of the three worry worts were definitely an Alpha, there was no Omega scent. That’s what Eddie gets for making assumptions. He should know better than to assume. Afterall, most assume that he’s a Beta or even Alpha. They take one look at him and assume he’s dangerous or mean. Granted he enjoys them thinking that instead of thinking that he’s what he is. While the metal scene itself would love and imbrace him he knows that the studios wouldn’t. An Omega frontman? Their worse nightmare. Never mind the fact that they’re now settling doing for a moment isn’t because Eddie is the one pregnant but Gareth. Though admittedly he could be the reason Gareth is pregnant but so could Jeff or Freak.

He shakes himself, mentally and physically. Whatever. He has food to buy and friends to see. It’s been forever since he saw Chrissy and while friend still doesn’t feel right for Jason he’s looking forward to teasing the Alpha.

[libraryofgage]

Been having Secretly Smart Steve thoughts except it's less that his intellect is a secret and more that nobody ever noticed lmao

The initial thought for this is based on my mom's stories about acting like a ditzy airhead in high school but then graduating with honors

Within five minutes of walking into high school Steve definitely clocked that being cool was more important than being smart right? So he didn't really let on that he was good at class stuff and just let people think he was a simple jock

And Steve graduating isn't a huge thing cuz it happens during UD stuff which means they all miss graduation ceremony and just get their degrees later, so it's not like anyone saw the honors tassels that steve was given to wear with his grad gown

And the first real hint is Lucas trying to make a basket and getting frustrated. And Steve is like "here I'll show you" and proceeds to make every throw he makes from anywhere on the court and when Lucas asks how the fuck he does that Steve shrugs and is like "well, i mean, its all angles man"

Later Mike and Will are working on an egg drop project (you know the ones) and getting worked up cuz the eggs keep cracking. Steve has been watching TV or something the whole time and outta nowhere is like "yall are missing shock absorption and proper wind resistance, duh"

Nancy is trying to decode some number based cipher for fun but it's becoming rapidly Not Fun and Steve looks over her shoulder for like two seconds and goes "group the numbers into twos, subtract 18 from each, and then it's the alphabet letter based on the number" and then just walks off

Dustin is taking an engineering class and is having trouble building a bridge cuz it keeps collapsing when he sends a hot wheels car over it. Steve tells him he needs more load-bearing beams and to distribute the weight evenly and Dustin is surprised when it works

And, of course, Eddie sees all of this so one day when Max or Erica ask for help with some geometry homework he takes the worksheet they give him and immediately passes it along to Steve, waves off their disbelief, and sits all smug while Steve explains concepts they'd been missing entirely

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I gotta say, everything about Lycion from Dungeon Meshi is some kinda mood.

and can we talk about the arched back Fleki is doing once mounted up >_> ?

[rose-colored-b0y]

Good boys do as they’re told 💚

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

As cuffing season tightens its wintery grip, @chasing-gayns on insta reminds me of the immortal words of SZA, a mantra to hold fast to as the nights draw in: 'I want a big boy, I need a big boy, gimme a big boy.'

[tsuchinokoroyale]

The reviews are in!!!

“Hedonistic beefcake. Fattest ass with the most eager tight hole. Will make you cum 10/10” - a white guy

[colourofthekites]

jocktober but it's a couple days late cause I forgot

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

The other day I saw an ask about Shoko being a sister figure to Nobara and your art about it is so nice!!!

Then suddenly, I got so fixated on something... What are your thoughts about FushiKugi? 🤔

Combining with anon's prompt, what if somehow they got together? I can imagine either SatoShoko will be teasing them so much or lowkey giving them unsolicited advice lol

I'm a sucker for cool x high energy trope and I think Megumi and Nobara can fit that idea 😆 on the other hand, SatoShoko being the og cool x high energy couple in campus could be observing/judging/supporting their protégés from afar

Love your art so much!! Keep up the great work ✨

what ARE my thoughts on FushiKugi? Honestly the first year trio is just a unit for me. Dogpile of sillyness deserving of loads of love.

[hugsandchaos]

Listen, y’all; Nice Dash AU. That’s it. That’s all there is.

Dash being nice person, but still pretty much the same. Not exactly the smartest, but doesn’t pick on someone for being a “geek” or something. To him it just means that person has different interests than him.

I partially say this because I think it’d be funny if Danny expects him to be rude or something when he suddenly shouts his name, but he’s just like “you forgot your book in class”, or when he goes on a rant about space and stops himself, blondie goes “I understood pretty much nothing, but it sounds cool! :)”

[ellavei]

people can joke about APH America all they want, but you guys have to admit that if someone with a body and personality like that existed in real life, many people would throw themselves at him

[jtl-fics]

Kevin and Aaron share exactly one class together throughout their time at Palmetto State University and it is a History of Medicine class. The two become the most insufferable humans every time they are together during this semester.

Katelyn watches on as her boyfriend and Kevin talk about the 'bacteria' parties that were thrown during the course of curing pallegra.

Katelyn: "Wow, so this is what hell is like. I thought it would be warmer."

Andrew: "Hell is never what you expect it to be."

Katelyn: "Well, I expected one thing."

Andrew: "What?"

Katelyn: "You're here." :)

[starstriix]

insane scary women 😍

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

PHEW that was a long hiatus. Don't blame me, blame higher education.

Anyway, I always come back with something special, and today is no exception: the fabulous gains of Marius 'Evander' Mitrache! Like so many before him, this vascular hunk tried a dirty bulk, discovered some new things about himself along the journey, and came out the other side a much more 'well-rounded' individual ;)

[answermywearyquery]

happy pride! 🌈 | sas: rogue heroes edition (insp: ½ + ½)

[jockw]

Do we fw vampnore nevermore nation

[vaguely-concerned]

the relationship between the chantry and the mortalitasi in nevarra is SO fucking funny. the carefully politic and civil syncretism of it all. the ‘I’ll refrain from scratching your back to bloody shreds if you refrain from scratching mine :)’. left hand politely averting its eyes from whatever the fuck the right hand is doing merrily up to its elbow in entrails because it usually knows what it’s doing I guess. speak softly, and have an army of the restless dead ready to go banapants horrorshow bonkers if you don’t get to tend to them. We Receive: being able to keep doing our goth thing mostly unimpeded. You receive: us not raising the great majority to protest your unwelcome meddling. render unto the chantry what is the chantry's and unto the watchers what is theirs (or, with all possible courtesy you understand, else…)