#good job Pigsy

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First date 💕

Pigsy finally shooting his shot lmaooo but also making sure they get properly rested after what happened

What happened you ask? 🤫 🙂‍↔️😏

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Like yeah in ROTSQ Red Son opened a food stand with his dad because he was jealous of MK and Pigsy. What's even funnier to me is that in the next episode MK makes an asleep Pigsy call him "son" because MK was jealous of DBK and Red Son. What are they doing

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LMAO

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*coughs* a couple more questions:

Is Pigsy aware that his delivery boy is the crown prince of all the kingdoms and the only son of the emperor? If so, what was his reaction?

And does Wukong know that MK works as a lowly noodle delivery boy?

Ohhhh good questions, very good ones💃💃

So no, Pigsy is not aware that MK is not only a prince, but THE PRINCE OF ALL REALMS, not only that but an only child? Ohh Pigsy would have just died right there. As for his reaction, I haven’t really thought of how he would find out since he’s not really part of the main story, but maybe he finds out by accident at the very end, kinda like Aunt May at the end of Homecoming, and it just cuts out lmao

Also Wukong? He definitely does NOT know. I think everyone else does know, the Bull family is against it but still supportive of it, but everyone else is on board with it, especially the ffm people since they already have connections with Megapolis so their prince just hanging out over there isn’t a big deal. Macaque was the one who suggested Xiaotian get a part time job, to meet more people and learn humility, and also because Mac already did part time shows in the city’s theater he thought it would be good for Xiaotian.

Also MK got to hang out more with Mei since her family lived in the city, and he hadn’t seen her in a long time, and they could now drag Red Son out and hang out somewhere that wasn’t palaces or kingdoms and they could just be normal kids.

Wukong doesn’t find out until later in the story, but yeah mans still has a bit of an ego, so he isn’t on board with his kid working, especially in customer service where HIS son has to SERVE others, but he’s not terrible about it just pouty but supportive as long as the kid is happy (everyone decides to keep any Karen story a secret in fear of the Emperor of all realms deciding to fly down to Megapolis and destroy everything in his path in search of every mortal that decided to disrespect his son)

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I'm sorry for not uploading and answering ask, I was pretty busy because of family issues, Don't worry! We're just fine.

I got some lore ready though!

Bare with me, my writing is actually ass and cringy

Wukong: Agh! What the!? Macaque, get off! Pried Macaque off of him

Macaque: laughs as he stood back Alright whatever you say, Love.

Wukong: blinking Okay this must be a misunderstanding, but I'm not your love.

Macaque: Yes you are.

Wukong: No-

Macaque: Yes.

Wukong: No, I'm-

MK walked in, seeing both Wukong and Macaque.

MK: Uhh Monkey King, there's someone who wants to see you-?

All three monkeys went outside to see a figure standing with a sword pointed to Tang, Pigsy and Mei. MK went in front of them, extending his arms out to shield his beloved family.

Wukong:...Tu'er-

Tu Shen: ...Sun Wukong. Grabs his scarf and shakes him WHAT WERE YOU THINKING. STEALING FROM YUE LAO LIKE THAT..!?

Tang: YUE LA- gets his mouth covered

Wukong: Hey woah stop-! Getting dizzy

Tu Shen: stopped I can't believe you! Don't tell me you've done something with it- sees Macaque Oh gods Wukong...

Wukong: looks at Macaque Why..is there something wrong...?

Tu Shen: You shot him!? Who did he saw first when he woke up!? Stares at all of them that were in the restaurant

Wukong: Me. Seriously is there something wrong with the gu-

Tu Shen: It's a Cupid's Gun for crying out loud.

Everyone:...

Wukong: Wait so..Oh gods..

Tu Shen: knocks his head Great Job, you let your enemy fall in love with you!

Wukong: Well how do we change him back smart guy!?

Tu Shen: No cure. (W: WHAT!?) But I could extract it from his eye-

Wukong: steps in front of Macaque No what-? That's not- Is there any more non painful way-!?

Tu Shen: None but I'll be letting all of you to take care of him while I'm gone. I'll brief all of you on this matter.

Yue Lao's Gun, more so Cupid's Gun is a highly dangerous artifact used by tricksters. The demons who have crafted this, gifted it to Yue Lao to spread love. One bullet was used and disasters strike. The Old Man on the Moon returned the artifact back to it's original owner but the mischievous demons used the gun to spread chaos. Yue Lao sealed the gun, never to be seen again.

Tu Shen: jabs Wukong Until you unsealed it!

Wukong: HEY! IT LOOKED LIKE A POWERFUL ARTIFACT.........I had to get my hands on it-

Tu Shen: You impulsive cheeky monkey. Just keep an eye on your friend...Judging by the looks of it, the bullet had made it's home inside his mind.

MK: WHAT!? What do you mean??

Mei: HOME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOME??

Tu Shen: It's more than just a bullet, that thing is a parasite.

Tang: A p-p-parasite!??

Pigsy: Ain't no bug is gonna be in my kitchen!

MK: Is there anyway we'd should know to keep an eye on him?

Mei: Yeah there's must be, oh I don't know, a step by step instructions or something!

Tu Shen: Just don't give him affections, the bug gets powerful by it.

Macaque: taps on Wukong's shoulder Can I have a hug?

Wukong: stares at Macaque.....Sure bud, come he-

Macaque: hugs Wukong

Wukong: ! ...........smiles softly as he hugs him back

Tu Shen: What did I just say-

Tu Shen: Well that's not good.

MK: Monkey King-! Tu'er Shen said no affections!

Mei: This is gonna be bad..

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☆ LMK headcannons before I go to sleep ☆

Ao Lie has a BIG smile because of him being a horse. He also has super sharp teeth because he's a dragon as well. This results in a HUGE smiled with razor sharp teeth that most people don't like.

Mei has a smaller smile with duller teeth because of how far down the generational line she is. She also has smaller horns and very few scales.

Tang is SUPER competitive in games. Like HARD core competitive.

Macaque has SERIOUS resting bitch face. He looks made all the time besides when he's with Wukong or the monkies.

Mk didn't know what kind of relationship Wukong and the monkeys had so when the little ones called him "Dad" and "Grandpa" instead of "King", it confused the hell out of him.

Mk also didn't know that Redson was Wukong uncle till Wukong casually dropped it in a training session.

Wukong is Redsons godfather.

Macaque hates having long hair because it makes him too hot for his liking. Hell cut it if it gets past the bottom of his neck.

Sandy has a fluffy orange cat and named him "Wukong". He has also done this with Mk, Mei, Tang, Pigsy, and recently, Redson.

Redson loves ice cream but he has to eat it super quick or it will melt.

Wukong is SEVERELY claustrophobic for obvious reasons. DBK is also claustrophobic, but to a lighter sense.

Macaque uses corny jokes and flirts on Wukong and somehow Wukong finds it charming.

In the battlefield Wukong is elegant and precise, in his normal life he slams his hip into ever corner possible.

Chang'e is NOT a lightweight. She could drink for hours and only be buzzed.

Wukong hides under Chang'es counter so that way he can still be on the show but not be on camera. He likes to luck bowls she's not using anymore or hand her ingredients. He's her "special tester" to make sure the foods good. If you look closely enough you can see his hand popping up.

Wukong likes to compare hand sizes alot because of how diffrent all his friends are. Most of the time his friends hands swallow him because obviously he's alot smaller, but Macaque's and Mk's hands aren't much bigger than his.

Mei would dox you if she felt like you deserve it.

Wukong found the camera Mei placed on him and got rid of it immediately. Redson copied this.

Both Wukong and Redson have curly hair but they straighten it.

Pigsy is the smallest in his family. His mom, dad, grandma, Tang, and Mk are all bigger than him.

Tang has a older sister. He also has a few cousins. His family is LOADED.

Tangs mom was disapproving of Pigsy. Tangs dad LOVES him and Mk. Opposite on Pigsys side. His dad HATES tang but his mom loves him.

Sandy is a active reader and has many favorite books. He likes to talk to Wukong or Tang about them.

Mk has to have braces until he was about 20.

Mei international dyed her hair to make her parents mad but she atcually ended up liking it so she kept it.

Pigsy is Mks favorite parent. He is not shy about this fact and will say it when asked.

Redson is very blunt. He's not always trying to hurt your feelings, sometimes it's just hit tone making him sound meaner than what he's trying to convey.

Sandy is still looking for Hunstman.

Wukong does nit care what gender is. He doenst care if you think he's a boy, girl, or anything else. As far as he's concerned he's just a monkey and that's all that matters.

Wukong is extremely warm so the monkeys (and Macaque when Wukong kets him in his bed) snuggles up to him and grabs him so they can feel the warmth.

Mayor bits ice cream. He also bites jawbreakers.

Azure eats like he just got out of prison. Wukong is a slower eater and makes fun of him for his quick pace.

Yellow Tusk needs glasses but he won't wear them.

Peng is the kinda gut where THEY can make a joke insulting their friends but will get PISSED if you try and do it too.

Nezha has a HORRENDOUS sleep squedule that he picked up from both his job and Wukong.

Pif snaps more than she'd like. Things make her frustrated quickly and she snaps because of it. She's yelled at Redson more than she'd like to because of it. Redaon never knows what to expect feom her so he's very careful not to make her angry. DBK isn't much better.

Macaque makes jokes about Wukongs weight and him getting bigger but he doenst like it when he can hear Wukong critize his body. He likes how soft Wukong is.

Wukong has always been chubby exept when he was on the journey and starving. That kinda skinny wasn't okay.

Wukong likes to mess up Tangs hair cause he finds it funny that Tang looks exactly like his master just with hair. Tang let's him do it cause he know it makes him feel better.

Nezha crashes at Wukong's place when he's tired of work. Wukong offers him a room but he normally falls asleep to quickly on the couch.

I'm so sleepy yall but at least I got motzeralla sticks today.

These are always so fun to make.

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Just dropping in your inbox to say that I enjoy in your writing and also in reading the criticism you have about the show. It's a nice feeling to see someone else's insights on some writing choices in LMK (ex: Pigsy's denial of being father figure to MK never made sense to me personally). I'm looking forward to seeing more of your future stories and takes and I hope you have a wonderful day.

Yeah, I am not a fan of that decision either. At absolute best I think the show is planning to go down the “Pigsy has daddy issues”, given that none of his photos feature a parental male figure, in spite of having both his mother and grandmother portrayed very positively. It might be that his father walked out, died early, disowned him, was racist against humans, etc, but clearly there either isn’t currently a father figure in Pigsy’s life or he never had one, at least not that he’s fond of.

Especially since, given how incredibly important heritage and tradition are to Pigsy, I doubt he simply “forgot” to put something up.

But, even if we do get a retroactive explanation for the absolutely insane “You’re not my son” -> “Okay never mind, you totally are!” we would also need flashbacks to his character growth between those two points, because as it stands his “Dad Arc” is basically just an extremely truncated version of the “Redeemed Iron Fan and Bull King” or the ongoing “Sun Wukong and Macaque Reconciliation Arc”, which already are not good. It can’t just be that a character changes, you know?

We should be able to watch how they grow and change, not have them come onscreen with a radically different personality or dynamic in play that got jerry-rigged onto them offscreen!

As it stands, Pigsy literally does not develop or grow as a character at all in terms to his relationship with MK- he simply goes from “I’m not exactly your dad.” to “Good job… son.” without actually bridging the gap between those two halves.

Which is… not great. So either the show cuts into an already very small running time (100-140 minutes, minus the intro and outro lengths!) to have his growth portrayed purely through flashbacks, or it simply gives us a reason why he reacted the first way without actual depicting his growth from Perspective 1# to Perspective 2#.

I can hope, but I don’t think we’ll get anything too satisfying in regards to that.

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Sun Wukong has been a lot of things over the many, many years he's been alive. King, pilgrim, rebel leader to name a few, but being a father was new. MK is a great cub, sweet, caring, and always happy. But he's also inherited Wukong's proclivity for getting into trouble and stubbornness. From what Tieshan and Ao Yo tell him, he's doing a great job.

Then MK went and got himself kidnapped again.

Wukong groaned, stomping up the steps to the dojo, tail lashing irritably. Perhaps saying MK was kidnapped is an overstatement, since he knows full well that MK more than likely went with the person holding hin very willingly and that his 'kidnappper' would never lay so much as a paw on his son, but it felt better for him to think MK was simply kidnapped. It's better than having to admit the alternative. Pigsy and Tang flanked him, equally concerned and furious, while the Stalwarts brought up the rear, the whole lot of them amused.

Trying to ignore the snickering of Ba, Wukong pounded on the door of the dojo, crossing his arms and tapping his foot in impatience. When the door opened, the cub thief himself lounged against the doorframe like an overly smug cat, grinning wide as he not so subtly checked Wukong out.

"Well, if it isn't the Great Sage! To what do I owe the pleasure of your company this fair day?" The Six Eared Macaque was practically purring, forcing Wukong to suppress a shiver as his voice rolled over him.

"Cut the crap, Macaque!" Wukong growled, "Where is MK?"

Seeing the crowd behind him, Macaque raised a brow before snorting out a laugh.

"I only just got him down for a nap, come on in. Please don't mind the mess, I haven't had a chance to clean up yet."

Wukong did just that, strutting forth angrily, making sure to slap Macaque in the face with his tail along the way. The inside of the dojo was, as Wukong suspected, trashed but otherwise looked to be in good condition. Well, as good condition a place can be if they had a toddler with the power of a god running about it for the afternoon. In a cleaner corner of the room was a small, Westlake bundle of blankets and cushions with a familiar chestnut brown tail sticking out of it. Wukong immediately went over to check on his son, noting that as he suspected MK was simply tuckered out and there was no injury to speak of on him. In fact, the moment he was in his father's arms, he let out a sleepy chirp and nuzzled closer.

"See? Kid's safe, just like I said." Macaque's voice purred far too close for comfort, his breath agaisnt Wukong's neck as he leaned over his shoulder. Wukong immediately whirled about, fur bristling, as he hissed.

"Don't do that! Sneaking up like some shadow!"

"What!?" Now Macaque looked less amused, "Here I am looking after the kid you lost track of, and you come barging into my home and insult me!?"

"And I thank you for caring for MK." Wukong practically spat the words, carefully handing the child off to Pigsy as he turned to properly confront , "But that's no reason for you to be leaning over me like that!"

"You mean like this!?"

Suddenly Wukong was forced to back up, mouth dry as he was very suddenly reminded that Macaque was taller than him, eyes wide as he stared up at the towering monkey as he stepped into Wukong's space again to lean over him. It was as if an electrical current was connecting the two as he tried to open his mouth, say anything, but so.ply couldn't find the words. Macaque too seemed to feel it as the amusement in his eyes seemed to fade into something softer. Ma let out a cough, suddenly reminding them of the audience.

"Okay!" Wukong shoved Macaque's face, forcing him to back up, "You made you're point! Just stay out of my space!"

"Whatever you say, You're Majesty."

Wukong growled to himself, his fur puffing up in irritation as the smug bastard's grin returned to its annoying sharp point, clearly mocking him. Macaque's eyes left his for the first time since his arrival as he turned to greet the Stalwarts, who happily greeted him back. The traitors.

Hehehe X3

For those not knowing; irl macaques will "kidnap" babies of their mates/romantic partners to babysit as a form of flirtation. Its them telling the parent; "Look how good a parent I am! Can I hang around some more?"

Just had the imagery of Macaque trying to take care "power of a god" cub MK for the afternoon. He quickly decides; "Oh well, any kid of Wukong's is gonna be like this. Come here ya little scamp!" cus now he's thinking of an island overrun with excitable cubs.

I love how Wukong is so mad/frustrated at Macaque that he silently hands MK over to Pigsy. Like "Bro, hold my baby." (ง •̀_•́)ง

But you *know* if they had been alone, that pull-into-my-arms would have led to something else. <3

Macaque cannot help being a flirtly lil shit towards Wukong, and the Stalwarts know it to see it. XD

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Journey to the West Chapter 64

Welcome back to this week's chapter of Journey to the West with @journeythroughjourneytothewest. This week Tripitaka gets what is probably his nicest kidnapping to date. So let's get into it shall we?

The pilgrims are continuing on their journey, but first they have some dead weight to dump. Turns out that the monks they rescued are so grateful to them, that they want to tag along on their journey. Monkey however, already has his hands full protecting one monk, and doesn't want anymore. So he transforms some of his hairs into tigers, to scare the monks off, so they can continue unimpeded.

Now that there is only one squishy mortal that they need to worry about, the group continues on their journey until they find their path blocked by brambles. Pigsy offers to clear the path for them, but Tripitaka is worried that Pigsy wouldn't be able to keep it up indefinitely, so he has Monkey check just how far this bramble will last. Monkey takes a look and reports back that he can't see the end of it, which means that it must be at least a thousand miles long. Sandy suggests that they try the whole slash and burn technique for clearing the bramble, but Pigsy points out that it's not the right season for the bramble to catch fire easily- and Monkey never a big fan of fire points out that they wouldn't be able to control the fire if it got out of hand anyways.

In the end they really do end up having to rely on Pigsy to get the job done. Helped along by the fact that he uses his transformation ability to grow to 200 feet tall, with his weapon to match. This works, and the group is able to continue on with Pigsy taking the lead to clear their path. They travel like this until they find their way to a small clearing with an old shrine. Monkey says that this place is no good, and that they should probably just get a move on. Sandy has barely enough time to ask Monkey if he is perhaps a bit to paranoid, when the door to the shrine opens to reveal a suspicious old man.

This suspicious old man even has a demon attendant, and claims to be the local spirit of Bramble Ridge, and is here to offer them some not at all suspicious steamed cakes. Pigsy of course has no problem accepting food from suspicious strangers, but before he can eat anything, Monkey yells that he's evil and goes in for the kill. Unfortunately since it's been to long since Tripitaka's last kidnapping, the old man turns into a gust of wind before Monkey can kill him and sweeps Tripitaka away to places currently unknown.

This chapter is a bit different from most others, since instead of sticking with Monkey and the gangs POV while they try and rescue Tripitaka, we actually get to hang out with Tripitaka and his POV for this particular kidnapping. And that's because, instead of being hogtied and tossed in a corner of a cave to wait to be eaten like usual, the old man actually brings him to a nice little house. The old man sets him down and introduces himself as Squire Eight and Ten, and says that he brought Tripitaka here to have a leisurely night talking about poetry with him and a few friends. Which 10/10 this is easily the nicest kidnapping Tripitaka has ever had. Squire Eight and Ten then introduces his friends to Tripitaka, who are 'Squire Lonesome Rectitude, Master Void-Surmounting, Cloud-Brushing Dean and Knotty Virtue and they are all tree spirits.

Even though all these immortals are already more then one thousand years old, they are all interested in Tripitaka and his teachings. We also learn that Tripitaka is currently forty years old- which is a bit older then I thought he was, since I was kind of just assuming he was still somewhere in his thirties. Anyways, Tripitaka is more then happy to share some Buddhist wisdom with all of them, and the immortals are more then happy to receive it. Which I would also be starved for entertainment if I were a tree.

After they talk outside for a while, they finally invite Tripitaka inside for some tea, snacks and poetry. It seems that Tripitaka still hasn't dropped his guard completely though, since he waits for the immortals to eat before trying it for himself. After they are done eating, they start a fun poetry game, where one of them creates a line of poetry, and then they have everyone add a line to it to make a completed poem. After that, they move on and has everyone make a completed poem on their own, with Tripitaka going first.

After everyone creates a poem, Tripitaka tries to broach the subject of going back to his disciples now, preferably before they burn down the mountain looking for him. The others just brush his concern aside however, and tell him to just stay the night and that they'll let him go back in the morning.

Just then, someone new shows up, an pretty immortal girl named Apricot Immortal, and two maiden attendants. The other immortals ask what brings her here, and she says that she heard from the grapevine that they were entertaining an interesting guest, so she came to meet him. Tripitaka greets her politely by bowing, but as always when faced with a suspicious pretty girl, seems to nervous to actually talk to her. Regardless of that, the girl still calls for more tea, and hands Tripitaka his cup personally. After they all settle in for tea time, the men give the girl the recount of the previous poems, and the girl shares one of her own with them.

Despite Tripitaka's silence, Apricot Immortal continues to try and cozy up with Tripitaka, and receives encouragement from the other immortals. The immortals gladly say that they will be witnesses to Tripitaka and Apricot Immortal's wedding, if Tripitaka wants to get it on with her without soiling her virtue. This angers Tripitaka into breaking his silence- I guess he should have known that just having one good day without a terrible catch was to much to ask for. Anyways he yells at them for trying to seduce him, while they still try and insist that Apricot Immortal is a perfect match for him.

As the immortals continue to try and pressure him, Tripitaka quietly wonders if his disciples are looking for him with tears rolling down his cheeks. The girl tries to comfort him, which has the opposite effect and has Tripitaka bolting for the door, only for the immortals to tackle him. Luckily before things can get worse for Tripitaka, his disciples finally arrive, having traveled the entire Bramble Ridge throughout the night looking for him. As soon as Tripitaka yells for Wukong to save him, all the immortals and their attendants suddenly vanish.

Tripitaka gives his disciples the run down of the night he had, when his disciples ask what their names were, and where they vanished to, Tripitaka tells them their names, and brings them to the shrine he spent the night in. There they see that there is a large Juniper tree, cypress tree, pine tree, some bamboo, a maple tree, and an apricot tree, flanked by a winter plum and cassia plants. These various plants are the identities of the immortals the Tripitaka spent his night with. When Pigsy learns that these tree's are the immortals that harassed Tripitaka all night, it's Pigsy's turn to violate tree law, as he uses his rake to uproot all the tree's. When he does this blood spirts out, and Tripitaka tries to stop him, saying that they didn't really do him any harm. However Monkey says that although they didn't harm him now, they might grow into problems in the future and hurt people later. And with that, Pigsy finishes killing the tree's, before they load Tripitaka back onto his horse to continue their Journey to the West.

Current Sun Wukong Stats: Names/Titles: Monkey, The Stone Monkey, The Handsome Monkey King, Sun Wukong (Monkey awakened to the void), Bimawen (Banhorseplague), The Great Sage Equal To Heaven and Pilgrim Sun. Immortality: 5 + 94,000 years Weapon: The Compliant Golden Hooped Rod Abilities: 72 Transformations, Cloud-Somersault, Ability to transform his individual hairs, super strength, Ability to Summon Wind, Water restriction charm, and the ability to change into a huge war form, ability to duplicate his staff, ability to immobilize others, the ability to put others to sleep, and the Fiery eyes and Diamond Pupils, intimidating horses, churning large bodies of water, sleeplessness, seizing the wind, enhanced smell, discerning good and evil within a thousand miles, Spirit Summoning, lock picking, object transformation, distance reduction, vanishing in a flash of light, super healing, transforming others, Invisibility, and Wind Immunity Demon Kill Count: 11 + Unknown Number of Minions Human Kill Count: 1039 God's Defeated: 23 + Unknown number Defeats: 7 Crime List: Robbery, Murder, Mass Murder, Arson, Theft, Coercion, Threatening a Government Official, Resisting Arrest, Assault, Forgery, Employee Theft, False Imprisonment, Impersonating a Government Official, Treason, attempted murder, failure to control or report a dangerous fire, desecrating a corpse, breaking and entering, trespassing, violating Tree Law, looting corpses, trading counterfeit goods, criminal threat, animal abuse, Assisting or Instigating Escape, Damage to Religious Property, contaminating a substance for human consumption, Identity Fraud, Disorderly Conduct and Joyriding Cry Count: 9 + 3 fake cries Mountains Trapped Under: 4

Current Tang Sanzang stats: Names/Titles: River Float, Xuanzang, Tang Sanzang, Tripitaka and the Tang Monk Abilities: Curing Blindness, making branches point a certain direction (allegedly), reciting sutras, pretty privilege, memorization, Heart Sutra, Meditation, and Being Heaven's Specialist Little Guy Cry Count: 33 Tight Fillet Spell Uses: 63 Paralyzed by fear: 6 Bandit Problems: 3 Kidnapped by demons: 9 Falling Off Horses: 10

Current Bai Long Ma Stats: Names/Titles: Bai Long Ma (White Dragon Horse), Prince of the Western Ocean, and third prince jade dragon of the dragon king Aorun Abilities: Transforming into a human, a water snake, and a horse, eating a horse in one bite, flight, Magic of Water Restriction, Singing, and Sword Dancing. Cry Count: 1 Crime List: Arson, and Grave Disobedience. Contributions to the plot: 3 Kidnapped by demons: 1

Current Zhu Wuneng Stats: Names/Titles: The Marshal of the Heavenly Reeds, Zhu Wuneng (Pig who is aware of ability), Zhu Ganglie, Pigsy, Idiot and Eight Rules. Weapon: Rake Abilities: 36 Transformations, parting water, fighting underwater, cloud soaring, size enhancement and CPR Demon Kill Count/Kill steals: 15 + Unknown number of minions Kidnapped by Demons: 5 Human Kill Count: 1 Failed Flirtation/romances Attempts: 4 Cry Count: 2 Crime List: Sexual Harassment, Murder, Kidnapping, arson, defamation, Damage to Religious Property, contaminating a substance for human consumption, Identity Fraud, Theft, Forcible entry, Disrupting a Funeral and Violating Tree Law

Current Sha Wujing Stats: Names/Titles: The Curtain-Raising General, Sha Wujing (Sand Aware of Purity), Sandy and Sha Monk Weapon: Monster Taming Staff Abilities: Fighting underwater, Cloud soaring, and fetching water from a well. Demon Kill Count: 1 + Unknown number of minions. Kidnapped by Demons: 3 Human Kill Count: 1 Cry Count: 1 Crime List: Breaking a Crystal Cup, murder, desecration of a human corpse, Damage to Religious Property and contaminating a substance for human consumption

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How did Ná met the mystic monkeys? Separately.

yippeee these asks are fun, gets the good ole brain workin

ALSO IM NOT GREAT AT WRITING SO I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE LMAO

any suggestions would be great too harhar

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For Wukong, Nà met him with the help(?) of the lil monkey babies that live in the small monkey village just before the monkey kings (shame) temple. She enjoys hiking, so she takes her drawing materials and equipment with her in hopes of capturing all the beautiful sights she comes across - also to just wanting to visit this temple for the monkey king. While she’s there one day, one of these monkeys take it upon themselves to take a lil souvenir back to their king. Nà was determined to get her sketchbook back (any artist who’s deeply attached to their sketchbook raise your hand 🙋🏻‍♀️) , so in a wild goose chase she ends up at the front doors of his temple. I like to think she knocks on these doors in hopes of seeing a temple maiden, perhaps they could help her, instead she gets monkey king, in the flesh, thinking he’s getting his order of noodles from MK. Absolutely floored, she doesn’t know what to say, probably just pointing in the general direction behind him to the monkey that jacked her sketchbook. Wukong gladly gets the sketchbook back to her, getting a few glances of the subject matter inside… he’s intrigued. I would think after that, Nà would continue coming back to the monkey village, and the little chimps ending up taking her things to get her to come back to the temple. I wonder who told them to do that…

For Macaque, I’m still in the works on how these two might meet up. I kinda have the idea that they run into each other somewhere in the theatre when Mac is having his theatre kid moment there, and Nà taking a few jobs there in helping with set designs (multi faceted artist me thinks). They might exchange a few words, Nà complementing this mysterious storyteller on his props (and show). I feel like they won’t truly meet each other until the season 3 finale. Maybe Nà catching glimpses of a strange shadow at the corner of her eye at times at times when she’s hiking after that encounter at the theatre. Strange but doesn’t think too much into it ( the city does have a few demons lurking around but yknow best to just mind your business) Perhaps, while Wukong is under the lady bone demons possession, she’s been taken in by MK and the gang (when they’re with Pigsy,Tang and etc.) A strange first meeting, him all tied up and what not. A meeting nonetheless. Queue Mac’s onslaught of teasing. She might connect the dots later that Macaque was that mysterious guy in the theatre she saw a while ago.

Also lil interaction with all three of them at the end of season 3, Mac starting his persistent annoying behavior to Wukong. Who else was gunna watch her while Wukong was on vacation 🤨

[cinnamonroll-anon]

Hellooo !! I hope your day was good ^^

I was wondering if I could request soft confessions w lmk MK??

MK x Reader: Soft Confessions

A/n: Absolutely Anon sorry for taking so long to reply! I hope this is what you asked for, the prompt was short but I did my best.

Warnings: Fluff, Gender Neutral Reader, Angst (just a bit for flavor)

Today was a long day. Not exactly a bad day , but it wasn't a good one either. It was utterly boring, actually, this was how your past week had felt like. The only recurring thought in your head was about your one particular friend... MK.

It's been a while since you've realized that you had feelings for him and you've made your peace with it. Or that's what you tell yourself. You've wanted to confess your feelings to him as soon as you found out, but you've never found the chance to tell him... Well more like you've doubled down everytime you've wanted to tell him. Either you were both interrupted or you had managed to pull him aside, but between trying to find the right words and how absolutely nervous you were, you ended up staying quiet for too long and ended up excusing yourself. It's not like you thought he would break your heart but, you wondered if he truly felt the same as you. You've both been friends for a good while and your friendship was one you could truly treasure, that's why you had always backed out of telling him how you felt. You worried you could ruin the friendship you had, that you'd make things too awkward or weird and eventually drift away from him. It was a frightening thought to say the least, but you wished you could muster up the courage to confess.

You had even told Mei, a close friend of yours, about your troubles. She was practically beaming when you told her about your feelings for Mk, she had enthusiastically volunteered to be your wingman. You'd often think about the friendship that MK and Mei had, and it made you anxious to believe that Mk would see your relationship with him the same way and ultimately reject you. Mei would reassure you that you were just overthinking and that she believed you had a chance.

Anyway the reason you were sitting on your bed bored out of your skull was because Mk was busy. He's been busy for about a month but this week definitely felt worse. He had his training with Wukong, to become a worthy successor, as well as his job at Pigsy's. He was preoccupied between juggling his work life, his training and of course time with you. At first it just seemed like he would run late or be tired at your outings, but then he began to cancel more and text you less. You'd hang out with Mei to pass the time, but you missed MK, and hanging out with her wasn't the same as spending time with him.

Your feelings for him mixed in with his absence had you feeling rather numb, like you hadn't told him how you felt but you still had drifted away from each other. You looked at the past conversations on your phone, this week was like he just vanished. You stopped texting him around the end of the week, you didn't want to appear as clingy and overbearing but you wished you could at least know if he was okay. You looked out your window noticing the darkening sky, gray clouds overhead, the soft pitter-patter of the first raindrops making thier presence known. You didn't want to feel gloomy in this weather so you had decided to go to Pigsy's, the environment was always warm and welcoming. That and maybe you'd run into Mk with some luck.

You hopped out of bed and got your umbrella, beginning your walk to Pigsy's. The air was cool and humid, the shops and building lights illuminating the road. The rain had began to pick up and in a couple of minutes you made it to Pigsy's. You sat down in one of the barstools, before calling out to Pigsy.

"Hey Pigsy, is MK here by any chance?" You asked feeling a bit nervous.

"Nah, kid's out delivering orders, can I get you anything?" His brash voice answered as he leaned on the counter.

You felt a bit disappointed but decided to order your usual, hopefully some food would help you feel better. You saw Pigsy get to work on your order before you heard a loud rumble and a strong breeze. Thunder, the rain was getting worse and just as you started to relax in your seat the door suddenly swung open before slamming shut. You looked over in panic until you saw who it was. It was MK and he has holding himself against the door, like if he were stopping someone from barging in. He was soaked and he was heaving like he had run a marathon, he sighed before looking over at you.

"Oh! I didn't expect to see you here." MK spoke up with a smile as he composed himself a bit, well as much as he could.

"Yeah, i just decided to get something to eat. Are you okay? MK you're drenched!" You had gotten up from your chair to inspect him. He had a couple of twigs in his hair and his shoes tracked mud inside. Before he could answer a booming voice made itself known.

"MK you're supposed to be out doing deliveries not chit chatting with your buddy!" Pigsy hollered as he stood practically looming over the both of you.

"I finished the deliveries, besides it's like a hurricane out there! I'm surprised I was able to finish all of them in time. I don't think I can do any more deliveries in this weather." You looked at MK as he talked with Pigsy and, wow, he look exhausted. If it wasn't for the clear bags under his eyes it was definitely the slump of his shoulders. You saw how Pigsy had an irritated look on his face before he sighed.

"Fine, you get the day off, but I want to see your effort tomorrow, got it!" You saw the visible relief on MK's face as he thanked Pigsy before facing you.

"So would you be down to play some videogames with me upstairs?" He asked with his signature smile, it was felt like ages since you've seen it.

"Yeah, but are you sure? You look worn out MK, I could understand if you need time for yourself." You didn't want to just barge in and take up his time, especially seeing how tired he looked. You couldn't imagine just gow tough these past weeks were for him.

"Hey, I really do want to spend time with you, it's been a while." He answered as he rubbed the back of his neck bashfuly. You couldn't help but smile at him warmly.

"Alright, but first go dry off, you're going to get sick like that!" You teased about to follow MK before he stops you.

"Let's bring the food upstairs, I'm sure Pigsy's wouldn't mind!" He said as he motioned your order that was set on the counter, you didn't even notice when Pigsy dropped it off. You also didn't remember ordering two bowls of noodles. Guess he was watching out for MK, you thought to yourself with a smile.

You both hurry upstairs with your food, like children who had just gotten a midnight snack. After the food was set down you had prepared the video games you wanted to play with him, and MK had quickly taken a shower. Once he was out he was in more comfortable clothes and his hair was down. You were always used to his hair being pulled up, but like this, he looked adorable, especially with how refreshed he looked. You tried to ignore the flustered feeling as he sat down next to you before challenging you.

You both would spend the evening eating, playing and catching up. There was laughter and glee in your conversations, you missed it. Soon after the excitement died down, the both of you were just chilling and laying down on his bed. There was the lingering thought of confessing to him, this was the moment, you had both reconnected and you were sure that you loved him.

"Hey, MK, I need to tell you something. I know it may seem out of nowhere but I've been trying to tell you this for so long." You told him as you looked at him, god, you were nervous and tou weren't sure you were saying this right. Maybe you should've practiced.

He glanced over at you curiously a small smile on his lips. "Hmm? What is it?"

You took in a deep breath, gathering all your bearings, it was now or never. "MK, I... I have feelings for you. Romantic feelings for you. I've been dying to tell you but, I just couldn't, I didn't want to say this and have it ruin what we have. MK I like- no, I love you. You're one of the most cheerful, sweet and caring person I've met and I've missed you. I missed hanging out with you, talking with you and I just... I'm sorry if I ruined the mood-"

"What? No no no, you didn't ruin anything! If anything I thought I ruined our friendship." Mk replied as he flailed his arms in a panicked motion. "I've been busy, I've been training with the Monkey King and doing my best to become a worthy successor, it's been taking up all of my time. I've just, been wanting to learn to be better... At protecting you guys... Protecting you. And I know I spend the rest of my time working and I've been distancing myself from you." He replied before he took in a deep breath.

"It's not that I don't like you! It's that I couldn't see myself, with you... you're amazing, time with you is wonderful, it's more than anything I could ever ask for. I didn't want to disappoint..." MK lowered his head in defeat.

You could only look over at him sympathetically, he sounded so vulnerable, like it's been weighing down on his heart for a long time. "So... Does that mean you love me back?" You had asked hesitantly, like you didn't want to cross a line, a line of no return.

MK's cheeks dusted pink as he blinked at you with a bashful expression. "Yeah, I do love you."

Your heart was soaring, you felt excited and relieved that he returned your feelings. You smiled in endearment as you both leaned into each other, this was new for the both of you, but something felt right. You both gently embraced, holding each other close as you decided to cuddle in bed, the warmth and comfort allowing you both to drift off to a blissful sleep. There was definitely more to get done and strides to take for your new relationship, but you knew that together, everything would turn out alright.

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[enchantedsword]

okay im going to try and do as many headcanons/ideas i have for this au(now named stone twin au because i cant think of anything else and im bad with being original obviously) most of these are about wukong since hes the one i think about constantly but i guess i have to start somewhere(also i have a few of my headcanons in here that dont just pertain to this au plus a few things from jttw but i didnt feel the need to have them on a separate post), this is mostly just about sunny's(wukong) relationships with others, not everyone but the ones i can think of for now. i also finally figured out how to do read more.

obviously wukong(sunny) would be the more monkey like of the two, hes about a few inches shorter then mk, he's very clingy, loved to cling to pigsys back growing up and still occasionally does especially when not feeling well, also clings to tang and mk and occasionally mei, when the twins were first found he couldnt speak human(he understood it just fine the same way any other toddler would) and while mk couldnt speak monkey he could understand it and played translator until they taught him how to speak human, he still slips into monkey speach when hes really sick or upset/distressed, he prefers it when others play with/style his hair for him(the whole monkey socialization), loves climbing and being in high places and has very high energy when his health isnt acting up, this has caused a few heart attacks

loves both his dads but is closer to tang(we know why even if he himself cant remember) loves to spend time with him learning new things, always begs for stories of tripitaka and what he can of macaque. tang is the one that taught the twins the basics of what was needed for school, and actually does a lot of sunnys lessons himself when hes to sick to go to school, i dont really have a set job in mind for tang yet but i was thinking a historian of some sort that can work from home especially since he has a sick child. its also because of tang that sunny as such a love of reading and learning

with pigsy he's still pretty close, mk being the one closest to him, but hes still loves spending time with him. sunnys not very good at cooking, but he loves clinging to pigsys back and watching while he cooks(as said above its something he never grew out of), pigsy has made sure that sunny can make the foods he actually can eat though. sunny also shares pigsys love of singing and they will have mini concerts when no ones watching.

mk and sunny are very close and slightly co dependent, mk has a lot of anxiety about leaving sunny alone for long periods, sunny has a lot of guilt about this and self blame for mk not having many friends outside of mei and himself, and while hes just as codependent as mk he does make an effort to encourage mk to go out without him. it used to be worse when they were younger, but they both started going to therapy around 10 at sandys suggestion, they still struggle with it but they do have lives and hobbies outside of each other. obviously since sunny doesnt have his memories he cant exactly teach mk how to use the staff and powers, his advice is more of the sibling "well remember when you tried *random thing thats similar to current situation* when we were kids just try that" sunny is the one that eventually pushes mk to try and find an actual teacher at least to teach him to fight properly.

both twins are very talented artists(a canon fact that i just cant get rid of), like i said sunny loves singing and acting/performing but he does have stage fright bad enough to prevent him from doing so outside of his small group of friends/family(this stems from the trauma that always seemed to happen in front of large crowds in jttw poor baby getting affected by everything even if he cant remember). sunny is also the one that gets the better grades of the two despite missing way more school. due to not being able to run off his energy a lot he channels it into his studies and art and writing, he wants to eventually become a professional artist.

mei is obviously just as close to sunny as she is to mk, both of them are chaos and adrenaline junkies, shes his partner in crime when it comes to pranks, she makes sure that he's not alone even on days he doesnt feel well enough to get out bed or hes in the hospital. they both love cute things, and if mei gets a dress she doesnt want she gives them to sunny, especially if its pink(he has a lot of them). she keeps sunny up to date on all the shenanigans that happen while hes in the hospital, including the stuff mk wont say in fear of worrying him.

sandy is the one sunny goes to when he's feeling suffocated and overwhelmed by his familys hovering and overprotectiveness, he finds him to be a very comforting presence and hes a good listener for whatevers bothering him. sunny also likes to help train the therapy cats.

sunny does have a mean streak, especially when its something negative being said about his friends/family, uses his pranks to get back at whoever wronged him, since he's to weak for a physical fight(hes tried once it didnt end badly only because the other person was to shocked to really retaliate sunny did end up breaking the kids nose and his own wrist). the pranks themselves are never cruel or outright harmful just enough to make the person think twice about doing it again

PIF actually manages to figure out who sunny is pretty early on having seen the small family out and about one day, she does assume wukong has reincarnated into a new life, and as much as shes upset with him over what happened with DBK thats still her husbands little brother and one of the ones that help her son, so she leaves them be, looking in from time to time

for DBK he's still got some lingering resentment for being trapped for 500 years. his first thought on seeing sunny is that wukong is just faking and toying with him, his wife does inform him that that is not the case. after that he cant figure out if he's happy about this of not. on one hand he gets to see sunny be the happy carefree person that wukong used to be though he's upset that it'sat the cost of his health, but on the other hand he's lost his little brother and never got to make up. sunny does feel oddly drawn to DBK though hes not sure why but he deems him as immediately safe(much to the concern of everyone else)

red son was obviously very young the last time he saw wukong, so he has no idea who sunny really is, after the initial being enemies thing and getting a few good pranks in on him, they actually get a long well, both being sassy and sarcastic enough to keep up with each other(everyone else is happy that sunny has a new friend even if that friend is kinda of an asshole). red son grew up to hearing stories about wukong both good and bad so he does have some complicated feelings about him, that does carry over to sunny once hes told hes wukongs reincarnation and further complicated when it finally comes to light that he is actually a sealed wukong, in the end red son decides tgat sunny is sunny and still his friend even knowing who he actually his.

the whole macaque situation goes mostly as canon except macaque thinks sunny is just playing around and pretending not to know anything. mk meets macaque the day before sunny is released from the hospital, he follows mk to the hospital to pick him up which is the first time he sees sunny. the fight goes mostly the same but not, in the fact wukong isnt there to fight him and protect mk, but sunny is basically used as a hostage and accused of playing pretend, its sunny being in danger that helps mk get the powers macaque took back. sunny doesnt really know how to feel about the situation at all, hes had a crush on macaque since he was a kid and that same person tried to kill both him and his brother and claims hes someone that hes not. continues to antagonize his his friends and claim he's wukong, and a large part of him still does have feelings for macaque even after all that. hes got a lot of complicated feelsing about it but he is still incredibly pissed that macaque tried to kill his brother and tried to use him to do so. macaque is in for a world of hurt when it comes to the eventual pranks. macaque for a while refuses to believe that sunny isnt pretending, since the alternative is accepting the wukong reincarnated and isnt coming back. overall its very complicated and the family disapproves.

as for sunnys powers and memories and immortalies, they are all under different types of seals and of those there are many keeping them all wrapped up tight. like he could unlock one or two powers but his immortalies and memories seals would be uneffected and vice versa. he does unlock 2 powers during the whole spider queen thing that being his strength and his cloud, however he can't use them for very long without exhausting himself. DBK was the first to notice that sunny had powers during their imprisonment with spider queen, he was able to trigger sunny into activating them which got them free. though DBK did get punched for his efforts, sunny broke his wrist again and immediately passed out, DBK getting them the rest of the way out and bringing sunny to his family

[jttw-monkeybusiness]

When Sophie returns to her world at the end of the trip, where exactly does she reappear? In her house? Any part of her city?

I had this idea that she would drop in her mother's bedroom! Sophie wanted to see her mother and bc of the plot reasons I think it would be a good considering that it would be easier to explain to her mother what has happened to her. Her mother would be reading in her bed getting ready to sleep and suddenly her child would come from out of nowhere. An older woman almost got a heart-attack. Obviously, it would be very overwhelming for Sophie to see her mother and she would burst into tears while hugging her mother, who is very confused. For many days Sophie stayed at her mother's home, explaining what had happened, and telling the story of the Journey, Sandy, Pigsy, Tripitaka, and Wukong. Normally her mother would be very skeptical but considering that she saw her child appearing out of nowhere, might as well believe her! She wore strange clothes, and in her bag, there were some small items that looked ancient. Few books, a few snacks, and even coins! Seeing Sophie excitedly telling the story reminded her mother of Sophie's father. The light in her eyes, the same hand movements, and this energy gave a warm feeling inside of her. But the more days went on, Sophie started to miss that world that she in the beginning used to hate. Spending so many years it started to become her second home in some way. She has also eaten Ginseng fruit. The idea of living over 17,000 years in her own world felt wrong. Even scary. What would people who know her would think? She would age so slowly that it would almost be like she is immortal. Missing Wukong's teasing, nagging, and bragging made Sophie feel like something was missing. The monkeys in the Flower Fruit Mountain are in her mind daily as she continues her life normally. She graduated and started to find a job. Just living her normal life just like she would have before meeting Wukong. Now all of this feels odd. Almost boring. Was it because Wukong was not with her? If he was with her, the boring daily routine would feel much fun. Sophie couldn't believe it, but she wanted to go back to the Flower Fruit Mountain. The memory of Wukong says that if she doesn't have any place to go, she can just live with them. She would always be welcome to stay as long as she wanted. The conversation with her mother didn't go as smoothly as she wanted. It's understandable. She would leave her world and create her own life. She might never see her mother again. Sophie felt horrible while trying to explain her reasons. She felt like she was a bad person, but in the end, her mother understood. Seeing Sophie not happy until she explained about her Journey clearly meant what she wanted. "It would be selfish of me to try to stop you from wanting what you want. I just want you to be happy again." In Sophie's dream, she would call Guanyin and ask if she could go back. The decision is locked and even Guanyin is asking if she is sure. But they both know the answer and with that Sophie's sleeping body would slowly vanish in the soft light. She would disappear like the last sunlight behind the forest in the evening leaving a letter on her mother's table: "Best of mothers and best of women." Her own Journey has now started.

[centuryberry]

very very curious as to how A. Xiaotian is different in this AU B. Where his courtship struggles come from C. Where in the world is he this whole time??? His egg gets snatched but by whom???

Just to put it out there, this applies to both the Flourish AU and the Unpaid Babysitting AU.

A. So, unlike QotM!Xiaotian, this Xiaotian has no memories of a prior life. This Xiaotian wasn't raised by Pigsy and Tang either. He's not the sweet, earnest, Monkey King fan (*gasp* I know, right?) we know and love. Instead, he's chaos incarnate. He's a bit feral. He's an eldritch being who's driven with the sole purpose of ending the world.

...He also knows nothing about the world he's set to destroy. He's only known the evils and sins of the worst of the worst.

When Xiaotian (known only as the "Harbinger of Chaos" at this point) breaks into Heaven and attacks Emperor Wukong, he actually nearly wins. He knocks the older monkey off his feet and is ready to deliver the fatal blow that would make Wukong lose his grip on the universe, only to be stopped by a barrage of spells that knock him back.

Enter: Yue, (grand)daughter of the Emperor of Heaven and the world's best sealmaster. She poses as a worthy opponent.

Yue is also a very, very pretty girl. A very pretty girl who, after seeing his face, blurts out that he's gorgeous. That never happened before. So, in a moment of distraction, Xiaotian falls onto his face.

B. Xiaotian's courtship struggles mostly come from his inexperience. He's never socialized with living beings aside from his "guardian" before. He doesn't know why he feels so strange and gooey and funny whenever he looks at Yue and hears her compliments.

When he does learn what these feelings mean, Xiaotian then faces the trouble of successfully reciprocating. He fumbles and stumbles a lot in his attempts. Yue is charmed, but the people around her are far more critical. The court doesn't want a troublemaker near the future Empress.

Wukong and Macaque are surprisingly the most accepting of Xiaotian as a suitor for Yue. They still put up an act, but they're easier on him and give him a few pointers.

Honestly, Yue is the one taking the lead in this entire courtship. She's the one who decided to oversee Xiaotian's rehabilitation process and shamelessly uses that as an excuse to spend time with him.

C. Where in the world was he?! Well, to make matters simple, he was in Diyu. Out of desperation to kickstart the end of the world, Xiang Liu took the stone egg and hatched it pretty early. He kind of raised Xiaotian as a single dad who works two jobs (as the King of Diyu and as the Agent of Chaos) and left most of the parenting to the cursed scrolls to give Xiaotian some form of education. The exposure stained his fur black and what he saw made him a bit sarcastic and jaded.

But after meeting Yue, the world doesn't seem too bad. Xiaotian was given a name and the opportunity to learn about the world he was raised to hate and destroy. He finds that he likes noodles and boba and playing in the arcade during his visits to the Mortal cities. He's encountered kind and generous souls. Brave souls. Good souls.

Xiaotian also learns more about himself. He starts to like existing. He starts to like living.

Maybe this world doesn't have to end? Not now, at least.

[witch-of-the-world]

Incoherent Pile Of Thoughts On First Two Episodes

--Oh gosh MK is getting WORSE.

--I now firmly believe in the HC that Wukong's lessons are all planned no more than five minutes in advance of MK showing up for training.

--They really didn't know why any of this is happening???? Wukong really didn't know who MK was before he chose the kid??????

--I think that's the most civil conversation Wukong and Macaque have had this whole series. Except the one on the beach.

--DYING OF CUTENESS OVERLOAD. they REBUILT HIS HOUSE? they PUT PICTURES OF EVERYONE IN IT?? both PHOTOS AND MK DRAWINGS??? the LITTLE PAPER PILGRIMS????

--PIGSY TAKING CARE OF MK AND TEACHING HIM COOKING. MAKING HIM THE THING THAT HELPS HIM SLEEP. CARRYING HIM TO BED. "I LOVE YOU SON".

--I AM GOING TO DIE FROM "AWW"ING.

--Does Wukong just straight up sleep on his couch. Does he not have a bed. You would think if they rebuilt the house maybe they would make sure he had a bed.

--Macaque in the tree with the little monkeys my GOSH. They adore him. The feeling is not mutual.

--Damn Nezha and Li Jing in earlier than I expected. MK being all excited about meeting Nezha's dad.

--Can we just discuss Wukong's reaction to the new circlet. The immediate PANIC and SCREAMING and then he realizes he's scaring MK so he forces himself to calm down but you could SEE the trauma response.

--Yeah MK buddy it's not coming off. It's. It's not coming off just stop pulling on it.

--"Do it like Tang it helps me learn".

--He actually does.

--Poor Nezha. Man is just trying to do his job and clearly under a lot of pressure from his dad. Clearly does not even want to be here.

--Damn, Mac. Good for you.

[itsabouttimex2]

Hi what are your thoughts on yandere older Brother MK ? Love to hear your thoughts , theories, hcs/fics please 💗

Stormy Weather

Yandere Older Brother MK

(So I’m working on some blog improvement stuff- if anyone has a moment to do so, I’d appreciate if you took a moment to fill this questionnaire out! No pressure, of course- and I hope you enjoy the headcanons!)

History is often said to repeat, and those words have never been proven truer to MK when he sees you wandering up to the bright sign of Pigsy’s store. He wouldn’t usually be too concerned by a child’s fascination with such a bright and colorful light, but in the middle of a freezing rainstorm, wearing so little clothing? You’re absolutely filthy, covered in wet leaves and mud, a sorry sight made all the sorrier by your scraped legs and forearms.

MK races outside to meet you, only to stop dead in his tracks when you cower away at his hasty approach. He steps takes a step away and kneels down, leveling himself to your eyes. The delivery boy spends a few minutes coaxing you towards him with soft words, promising you safety and warmth if you come inside with him. Eventually, you accept the hand he offers to you, unsteadily allowing yourself to be lifted up and brought into the store.

MK freezes for a moment, struggling to sort through the list of what he needs to do for you, what tasks to prioritize. You’re gaunt to the point that your ribs push against skin, so you need food. You’re freezing and soaked from the rain, so you need a change of clothes. And you’re caked head to toe with what looks like half a forest floor, foliage and soil crusted all across your body.

A bath first, he manages to decide.

It wouldn’t do to have you sitting miserably in a puddle of filth as you ate, and changing your clothes is moot without cleaning you.

MK hauls you up to his apartment, trying his hardest not to jostle your frail body- and though he manages to avoid any outright collisions or trips, he stumbles quite a few times with the awkwardness of carrying you. But eventually, the shower is in sight and you’re sat gently on the tiles, left to trace your finger through the shallow grooves. Your newfound hero scrounges around for everything he needs, coming back to you with an armful of shower supplies. Without hesitation, he spills them unceremoniously onto the ground and starts the water.

Although you flinch away from the sudden and somewhat loud spray crashing down towards you, MK places a hand your back and rubs it to calm you down, testing the warmth of the water. Once the shower heats up, he gently nudges you forward.

You stare up in wide-eyed awe at the torrent of warmth, sitting neatly on the shower floor as the metal faucet drenches you. Biting back a chuckle, MK watches the gears spin in your head- you’re clearly having trouble making sense of the showerhead, of all the perforations through the shiny steel, of the lever that changes the spray settings. Have you never had a shower before?

Oh.

This must be your first one, MK thinks to himself, slowly reaching forward to peel away your filthy clothing. He has no clue how old you are, but you’re definitely at the age where you should know about showers and baths- or at least be used to them by now.

With a slight grimace, MK tosses your old clothes right into the trash. No point in trying to salvage them, not when the fabric is soiled through with grime and tattered to a net-like state. He’ll give you something from his own closet later to make up for it.

In spite of being hyperactive and somewhat flighty, the delivery boy does a surprisingly good job of washing you up. It takes nearly an hour to scrub away all traces of mud, and he spends nearly as much time afterwards brushing out your hair, plucking out enough twigs and leaves to build a garden.

By the end of it, you’re somewhat presentable, wrapped in an old Monkey King pajama set that MK never got around to getting rid of. The colors are worn and the fabric is abraded to softness, but the sleepwear is cozy and warming regardless. In particular, you fiddle with the stuffed tail sewn to the back of the pants, admiring the still-soft plushness between your hands.

You’ve quickly grown accustomed to the feel of MK’s hands, warm and quick, built with a touch of muscle. They’re the gentlest thing in the world right now, scooping you into a cradled form and carrying you back down to the cozy noodle joint. He almost sits you down on one of the cushioned stools, but something in his mind starts screaming to keep you close.

Cooking noodles with a child in one arm proves a little too hard, so MK shifts you around to his back and allows you to rest there, your arms wrapped carefully around his neck. You’re holding tightly enough that you do slightly impede the movement of his arms, but all the end up finely chopped and prepared anyways.

He leaves out several of the usual ingredients to make the dish more palatable, reducing the amount of veggies and spice the noodles would usually have. It’s nothing new to him, helping Pigsy make adjustments for custom-ordered meals. Instead of savory veggies, he makes you dumplings with cheese filling, hoping you’d find them easy to eat and keep down.

MK takes a seat before placing you on his lap, ready with a few napkins to wipe up any spills.

Between the two plates, you reach for the dumplings first, drawn by the enticing smell of freshly cooked savory bread and sweet cheese. He chuckles when you stuff the first one down your mouth, watching a little bit of cheese drip from between your closed lips as the dough bursts and coats your mouth with gooey cheddar. MK lifts the napkin to clean your face before pulling the noodle bowl towards you- and then laughs when you stuff a hand right in to grab a fistful.

Thankfully, MK had the foresight to drain the broth after cooking the noodles, allowing them to cool quicker. It also prevents you from spilling hot liquid across yourself, which he’s very glad for now that you’re wrist deep in noodle, eating right from your own clenched hand.

A warmth bubbles up deep inside his chest, blossoming out through his skin in ripples- the feeling of doing good for the sake of good. Just seeing you stuff down the noodles and dumplings is enough to bring a smile to MK’s face.

Enough to wash that addictive heat down his spine and through his veins.

Maybe he shouldn’t take to the police station just yet. And it might sound heinous; if you look at it from the angle of keeping a child from their parents, but- you were starving! You were freezing! You were running around in tattered clothes! You don’t know the first thing about stranger danger!

Whoever it was that was taking care of you was clearly not doing a great job!

So maybe, just maybe… it’s okay to keep you? MK certainly thinks so. He’s not too wrong with the points he raises, that you’re a victim of something, whatever it is. Neglect, starvation, abandonment, name it. You need to be saved, he quickly decides.

And what does a hero do best, if not save people?