#good husband

[good-husband]

Gay men are not a prop to your fantasies or OPT. Gay Women are not props to your fetishes. Bi, Trans, and all Queer people are not just here for your entertainment. The LGBTQIA+ community should not and will not be marginalized to fit your stereotypes of your fictionalized perception of the world. We are real, with real pain and real sorrow, and real suffering, and your desire for anything otherwise is shameful and slap in the face of anyone who actually fights with us.

Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

[good-husband]

The intensity of a good husband’s work out is only matched by his intensity for his feelings for you. The more of a beast he looks like after the gym, the more he is going to give you tonight. You look forward to the almost soul piercing stare he gives you as you know it’s going to be an intense night.

[hotwife-affairs]

[haveihitanerve]

Bruce is the type of guy who buys you every brand/version of period product at the store because he has no idea what you need.  Bruce is the type of guy to buy the wrong type of orange juice and then spend fifteen minutes straining it through a sieve to make it the proper type of orange juice. Bruce is the type of guy to walk Ivy or Harley down the isle if they needed it because they don't have a dad or good male figure in their life anymore.  Bruce is the type of guy to let a little girl paint his nails and not feel embarrassed.  Bruce is the type of guy to buy perfume specifically so that a blind person that he spends time with always knows when hes around.  Bruce is the type of guy who would walk around in a skirt and crop top because you told him the clothes made you uncomfortable so he switched with you.  Bruce is the type of guy who stops by his neighbors house who are new parents and offer to babysit them for free for a day so that the parents can get some well deserved rest and free time.  Bruce is the type of guy to cry if a female in his life lets him hold her child.  Bruce is the type of guy to walk a girl home late at night whether or not their date went well.  Bruce is the type of guy to pretend to be some persons brother or boyfriend if they're being hit on and uncomfortable.  Bruce is the type of guy to buy full sized candy bars for halloween and hand out multiple at once and if he runs out then its to the store and back again.  Bruce is the type of guy to dress up as a Disney Princess because a little girl invited him to her birthday party and told him she loves Elsa.  Bruce is the type of guy to boast openly about how much he loves his kids and excitedly show people the gifts he got for Christmas or his birthday.  Bruce is the type of guy who can’t cook but would watch like eighty videos and go to professional school to learn to cook or bake just so he can make a special meal for someone he loves and obviously it ends up half burnt half raw but its sweet.  Bruce is the type of guy to ask someone he’s been married to four seventy years if they’ll be his valentine. 

If you can’t see your Bruce doing these then I don't think you've written Bruce.

[good-husband]

Me when anyone younger than 25 starts talking to me like I understand them.

There is something incredibly funny about reading an article about teen slang, written by a person 10 year younger than yourself, who fails to use the 20 year old terms correctly.

[amid-fandoms]

phil gifting popcorn related things to his real life and in-game wives is so cute

[cyarsk52-20]

We love an attentive man/boyfriend/ husband

[asliv0silver]

I know Mickey was fighting for his life to keep it a secret 😭 Ians sad face is potent 🫠☹️

[galaxyedging]

This is just a reminder that Gabriel Luna can sing. I'm sure in the full clip he says he learnt this song for his wife.🫠🫠🫠🫠

[spankyourhusband]

My wife is my GODDESS, not my property...

[kuroneko-ya]

Idk why this song gives big mood for this digital art I made, it's gon be made into a lenticular card~~

[earlgreycoffee5]

I'm rewatching tbbt and I'm honestly impressed with Howard's upward character arc??? like in the beginning he was a disgusting piece of shit, hopeless womanizer, saying cheesy things all the wrong times and basically being a pervert let's be real but LOOK AT HIM NOW IN SEASON 10, HES ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND I HATED HIM AT THE START AND HES SO SWEET NOW HES SO GREAT HES ALSO GROWN INTO THAT GOOFY ASS HAIRCUT. in conclusion Howard is a shitty man but is infinitely better with a wife bc she 900% made him better. so new conclusion is women are great. get married to women yall

[birdbitch0010]

Do you know how many works are under the ‘Protective Gomez Addams’ tag on Ao3? Seven. There are only SEVEN fics on there that tag the wonderfulness of Gomez, the best man to ever man, being protective over his wife, kids, or anyone really. That’s a fucking crime if I’ve ever seen one.

Do you know how much I /crave/ a good Addams fic with our main man just straight up slaughtering someone who does something he deems deplorable? Or comforting his family after something bad happens to one of them? A fic that showcases how much he loves his family and/or what he would do to help a stranger who he saw getting wronged?

Just ugh, deprived. I am deprived of this content. There was one okayish fic I found where Gomez actually did slash the throat of a man who tried to assualt Morticia, but the writing was iffy and some of his behaviors in it were a complete ’no he would not’ so eh 4/10

[good-husband]

You threw out all of his normal underwear so that he would have no choice but to wear yours. While these are certainly smaller, they aren’t ripping completely off. Time to move in to a smaller size.

[nekochan4eva]

Difference between an “ideal” 50s Housewife and a Biblically accurate Good Wife

[purplehearted]

went to a newly married cousins home for the first time and the way her husband was helping her in kitchen things and everything was just so wholesome. made me realise having a partner who helps u in this society and culture is such a blessing. it made things a lot easier for her and we all appreciated that man so much.

so boys ! help ur girlies. Trust me y'all will be a lot appreciated and loved from their families 💝