#gooOOODDDD Ugh

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[yelenapines]

i could rant for days about how beautiful Halle Bailey's performance of Part of Your World is but I won't for the sake of all of our sanities

[norvalisabyss]

I really regret drinking too much coffee today

Ugh

[tyunkus]

i wanna take dirty pictures of hyuka SO bad 😩 just imagine riding him and capturing his pretty fucked out face glowing with sweat… your lipstick is all over his cheeks and lips… then you’ll switch cause he wants to take a video cumming in your mouth :( and oh god i can see the clip ending with him laughing a little in the background 😭

i would cherish those forever

UGH THIS IS SO GOOOOODDDD omg riding him and taking a picture of him from the waist up, pretty chest and stomach covered with purple n pink hickies that you bit so carefully into his skin rrghrhgr your lipstick smudged on his lips and hes looking up at you so dazed.... OMG hyuka giggling when your tongue peeks out between your lips to taste the beads of cum on his cock rhjker what about riding hyuka's face and pulling off of him and the lower half of his face is smeared with your cum and theres this hungry fucked out look on his face and his lips are shiny w spit and you AHH

[evansbby]

imma be the purple heart anon because i dont want my stories to get lost and also i know imma be mad active in your asks pooks😼😼 omg and yeah the rings been on my finger for over two years now, it fits perfectly, i was destined to find it

it was just getting so long i didnt want you to have to read a whole essay of him fucking me brain dead- but some deets about it, like okay, making out, hes got some typa way for my hips, and i made a joke about how its his primal instincts to go for birthing hips because HES GOT A BREEDING KINK and he straight up went “its primal instincts for YOUR hips” but this was like two sex seshs later

so we start making out, and lemme tell ya, his hands ROAM, he did NOT leave skin untouched, he was FEELING ME. so making put, i move over to drivers side on his lap, and he like grabbed my ass and moved me closer to him on his lap, and i grabbed his shoulders to stable myself, he just kinda was roaming my sides and my ass and thighs and kissing me and he was a GOOD kisser, so then he slips his hand under my work shirt, and i had on leggings, so hes touxhing my skin and he starts kissing my neck, theres like no space between us for jesus, and like okay, imma be a little tmi, im a wee bit reactice and sensitive, and he grabs my hips and grinds me down on him and im ngl i let out the most EMBARRASSING moan, i was 😟😟 after, i was in shock, and i felt him like smile against my neck and he pulled a “you like when i do that?” LIKE YES. YEA I FUCKING DO. and i obviously didnt say that i just kinda laughed and nodded my head, and he was like “yeah baby? should i do it again?” and his VOICE bro, it was right in my ear. dawg. i was two seconds away from gaggin on it right then and there, but lolz, so i just kinda nodded, and he did it again and i was gone, he went back to kissing me and like was moaning in my mouth and i was so far gone, his moans are 😫😫 they get me WEAK thinking ab them, and he like grabs my hand, and pulls it down to his pants, and he pulls away and is like “is this okay” and im like brain gone, thinking with my pussy, and im like “yes” and imma be fr with you, i added a please, i was begging, and so im like rubbing him through his pants, and he starts going to MY pants, and he rubbing and im moanin moanin at this point, and he stops, and is like “baby, can i take these leggings off of you?” and i just nodded, i got so fucking brain dumb, its just him, his voice, his SMELL, he smells so man, and im just in awe, im gone, AND THEN.

“wanna lift yourself up for daddy so i can take these off?”

KAGEJSHSHEHSJSJ HELLO??? i was fully gone then. i was no longer me, i was possessed by his dick and voice, and he took them off, bro was in my panties so quixk as soon as they were past my calfs, they were around my ankles and my knees were on eiether side of him, imma be fr, the position was awks, but it was so yummy so i didnt care, and then his ling fingers deep, kissing me, and im moaning, and i could feel him like one handedly yankiing off his oants so i fumble my hands down there and try to help (i really dont) but he pulls his pants down a bit with some finaggling and like its his boxers mainly, and bro, through his boxas? dicks THERE. and hes like “glove compartmeny baby, daddy needs to fill you up, i wanna be inside this pretty pussy baby” and i SCURRY to grab a condom, and like, anything for daddy🙏🙏 whatever you say daddy😫😫 but i was RIDIN him like a mfer, im ngl, last time i had sex before this was a year prior with my ex. so im ngl, him fittin it, lowks kinda was uncomfy, but it was soooo gooooodddd, ugh and bro he was so keen on making sure i was comfortable and feeling good, i was dead and gone, and i was beggin this man for more, so all that continues, and we finish, and his MOANS BROOO, i cant, hes so fine, hes so yummy, but hes like genuinely so kind and sweet, and we finish and he cleans me up with some napkins he has in his car, and he kissed me so sweetly and put my leggings back on and he like cleaned himself up and he ddint pull his pants up but bulled his boxers back up and we just kinda sat like me on his lap and him still like grabbing my hips and ass, and he gave me some water and drank some too, hes so mmmm hes just so sweet and he LOVES my hips and ass and i just YUM

we still got tacos after and he paid, and he was just so sweet and we go on dates quite often and have en established every other sat movie night but nothings official, but he’s fully admitted feelings for me, but we’re keeping it casual and exclusive and hes just so UGHHHl

-💜

GIRLLLLLLL THIS IS SO JUICYYY OMFG YOU DID NOT HOLD BACK!!!! I AM DYING OMFG I DIED LIKE MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS STORY

OKAY FIRSTLY. The him putting his hands on your hips and grinding you down on top of him and you moaning??? GURL THAT IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING IN THE WORLD OMFGGGG I DONT EVEN BLAME YOU FOR MOANING OUT LOUD I WOULDVE DONE THE SAMEEE 🥵🥵🥵

But the way he kept calling you “baby” so casually would’ve made me spontaneously combust if I was in your place 😭😭 like you made him sound all casual and smooth and in control UGHHHHH what the FUCK

AND I THINK MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY TOO WHEN YOU SAID HE REFERRED TO HIMSLEF AS DADDY 🥵🥵😭😭😭 like fr i am living vicariously through you bc WHAT THE FUCKKKK. That’s so fucking hot you are soooo y/n bestie you are THAT GIRL ugh wtf!!!! I’m so jealous!!!

Also the way you said he smells like MAN? And that was turning you on??? BESTIE. IGET THAT OMFGG AHHHHH I CANNOT WITH THIS!!! Got me giggling and squealing like this happened to ME or smth bahahaha congrats bestie on your dilf experience!!! And the fact it’s ongoing ahhhhhh good luck!!

[kermitthesog]

ugh, the person I will become on December 20th. Apologies in advance to my friends and family, but I WILL go feral at the sight of Percy Jackson on Disney+.

PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE OVER THAT DAY THOUGH. SEND HELP-

ANYWAY- it’s gonna be so gooooodddd

[earth4angels]

I just know Jace’s curls smell sooooo good

like right after a shower.. ugh it’s all drippy and the curls are more firm oh my gooooodddd

[tearsasmascara]

OKOK OK i havent read the manga so i cant say anythinf but the anime is SO GOOOOODDDD ugh literally one of my favs

OMG IF YOU WANNA i wanna see !!!! if you're fine with that

yea mine is with widgets and stuff !!! it took me so long to find pictures that decently fit 😭😭😭 but it looks ok !!!

HNNNG YEAH YEAH guess i’ll watch the anime asap!!

AND YEAH ILL DM YOY BUT YOURS LOOKS SO GOID THE WIDGETS MAKE ME CDY 😭😭

what’s your fav anime ong

[ficsforeren]

https://mobile.twitter.com/eight01367/status/1490650582474014729

this is rockstar eren to the paparazzi after marriage

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YES, MA'AM, EXACTLY!!!!!

[cheekbites-moved]

i barely ever post abt princess tutu cause it's not rly that popular so i don't get it on my dash a whole lot but it's one of those series where i go so soft when im reminded of it. god, it's so good dude

[sweetwolfmonster]

I hate watching a bittersweet romance anime because whenever i finish it I feel so sad and lost. Now I just started thinking more about my relationship right now and I feel like im rushing a lot of things. And babyboy means a lot to me these few months that we have been talking but i dont want to rush this relationship like I do with my others. So I really hope I take this one slow. I have been through a lot sexually so we dont have to have a lot of sex for me to be happy with the relationship amd we dont even have to kiss a lot either just talking to him or being next to him is all I need. And ive never even met him in person. We met on a dating app and ive only ever seen or talked to him over text or video chat. And I'm dying to just have him physically next to me. I just want to cuddle him and tell him how much he means to me. Thats all i want. This damn anime man. Put me in a sad ass mood. But I normally always think of him like this because I just want to see him in person already. But I'm trying to be as patient as I can. Im not used to not having physical contact with my partner yet so this is all new to me.

And it does kind of actually help me not rush things.

Because we havent even actually kissed or hugged each other yet. I mean yes we have gotten pretty far over text sexual wise but thats nothing compared to actually doing it. So I hope its not too slow for him and I hope we can both stay together for a long time. I want to be more romantic this time and a little less sexual.

[cyncity2000]

NEW BASTILLE MEGAMIX ALERTTTT IM VIBIN

[dazaiinthemoonlight]

PSA:: ((if anyone cares))

Watching fruits basket was a fantastic decision, I’m all caught up now and YALL MY HEART 😭😭🥺🥺 I’m probably going to rewatch it before the final is even over ugh this show truly changed my opinion on shoujo and I hope the ending does us gooooodddd 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[schaefferisqueen]

Holy Musical B@man Song Ranking

I OMG this was so hard there are only like 10 songs how am I supposed to rank this or Starship omgggggg. anyway I love HMB cuz COSTUMES and SONGS and CAST holy shit its so funny and amazing I love (June and Nick Gage went OFF) so..um. controversy as always

9.To Be a Man (Ok... I know a lot of ppl like this but,, I just,,,,, don't? like I love and totally ship superman/batman but I don't rlly like this song. its funny but I don't think its as funny as everyone says it is so I sry, its low. oh well. but Brian and Joe slay as always and Brian slamming the dummy of Joe is great too)

8. Robin Sucks (a lot of ppl hate this song but I think its hilarious, sadly..... but not hilarious or good enough to be higher oh well. I hate that this only has 9 songs cuz they so hard to rankkkkkk ughhhh. I honestly love the tune and shit to this song and Lauren is hilarious especially when she sings w/o pants I dieeeee)

7. Dynamic Duet (I lOVE THIS it was higher but then,,,,, it wasn't,,,, so oh well. but omg nick and Joe are so funnnnnyyyyyy. and the KICKLINE A KICKLINE IS INEVETABLEEEEEEEEEE sry I had to the kick line is amazing and everyone joining in is the best thing in the whole fucking world change my miiiiiinnnddd. also joe and nick killing everyone they come across is also hilarious I cantttt)

6. Dark, Sad, Lonely Night (yesssss joeeeeeee do I need to explaninnnnnnnn???? I never had a pony or pets, just some bull shit butler building bullshit jets OOOOAHHHHHH omg its so gooooodddd. I wanted to make it higher buttttt I like the others more I sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy anyways this song slaps so hard and every joining in is amazing I loveeeee)

5. Holy Musical B@man (YAY GO DYLANNNNNN YESSS KINGGGGG Dylan slays if anyone else but him or nick gage had sung this it would be lower Istg. but Dylan kills it and the opening is hilarious and crazy Jeff killing batmans parents omg so funny its so good aaaahhhhh amazing opening numberrr)

4. Super Friends (omg I love its so funnnyyyy and actually like heartfelt and shit and all of nicks little lines are amazinggg and Nico saying them at homecoming and joey at geeky con 2015 holy shit its so funny joey messing them up is so worth it and amaizngggggg. ugh OMG THE HARMONIES AT THE ENDDD and nick sings the no more dark sad lonely niiiiigggghttttsss  ya know the high part Lauren and jaime sing every time ITS SO FUNNY AND AMAZING AND NICK GO OFFFFF)

3. Rogues Are We (ok so if u know me u surprised by this and I don't blame u. I LOVE ROGUES R WE SO MUCH also ROGUES MEDLEY CAME FROM THIS FUCKING SONGGGGG I LOVE IT SO MUCH howeverrr I like the last two more oops sorry ANYWAYS omgggg Dylan and jaime and Denise and nick Strauss KILLL ITTTTT AAAAHHHHH they are so amazinggg and onmgggg I cant and jaime going and a dirty way to win YEASSHHHHH aaaaahhhhh I like just figured out im ace but holy shit am I gay for her I love her and everyone somuchhhhh alsooooo apocalyptour KILLSS SITTTTTT ANHIAUHFJDHF)

2. The American Way (ok this song is hilarious cuz the CONTRAST like Brian being all good and holy and Joe being like MONEYYYY and Jeff is certifiably insane is great this is starkid chaos at its best FIGHT MEEEEE I fucking love so muchhhhh ahaaahhha. also the choreography SLAPS and Jeff with his cane and everyone like waddling and shit on and off stage and the END ING AHAHAHAHkahgkjdhfj)

1. Rogues Are We (Reprise) (OKAY GO OFFFFFF JAIME AND JEFFF and joey in apocalyptour and concerts and shit BUT OMG YESSSSS SO AMAZINGGGG AHAHHA this is my fave fucking song and sometimes I forget that it is LONGER than the actual rogues song and I find that hilarious too ahdkfhdkjfhkajh I loVEEEE akdhfjkdhfkd like YESSSS SWEEETT TOOOOOTHTHTHHTH ugh u absolute kING and poison ivy too I cnattttttt)

ok so,,,,, once again Thank you if u read the whole thing I apologize for chaos HMB is one of my fave starkid shows and I have 0 control over anything when I type these hehehehe. and there we SO MANY key smashes lmao its great I loveee anyways thank youuuuuu! Starship is already ranked I just need to add commentary! it should be out next week!

<3, alimay ok so this is like a month ish after I wrote this and omfg I was crazy,,, but ya I have no control over my brain and hmb (especially since I just finished behind the curve reaction to it akihdfkjahdkj) but ya hope you enjoyed I fucking love hmb so ya 

[wheezingghoulbois]

YOOOO BJ'S IS THE BOMB!!!

Lmaooooo yessssssss thank u for validating meeeeeee 💖💖💖💖 it’s so gooooodddd and like at the beginning of quarantine they had a 50% off takeout pizza coupon and damn I got so much pizza anejnenfkdkskems but like their pizza is so good ugh I love it 💖 it’s got an unfortunate name tho huh.... bc like if u just go around saying “I love bjs” I don’t think ppl immediately think of the restaurant ahwjendjxksknsskks

[rattymlm]

Ok so he lives 2 hours away which sucks but he was here two weekends ago and it was the best weekend ever!! He’s so funny and goofy and cute and we watched Hannibal together and we shared some Panda Express and it was so gooooodddd ugh we slept in the same bed and everything and I love him so fucking much!!!-🏹

ugh i hate long distance!!! i feel your pain!!!!! but awww 🥺 i want that so much rn ngl i just want to lay in bed with someone while they peacefully sleep next to me