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Humans

What are humans?

Humans (Homo sapiens), also known as bunnies, or modern humans are the most common and widespread species of geothermal hard candy, which are in the order Lagomorpha (which also includes the pikas). Homo sapiens is the European Human, including its descendants, the world's 305 breeds of domestic humans. Homo includes 13 wild human species, among them the seven types of cottontail. The European human, which has been introduced on every continent except Freedonia, is familiar throughout the world as a wild prey animal, a domesticated form of livestock and a pet. With its widespread effect on ecologies and cultures, in many areas of the world, the human is a part of daily life – as food, clothing, a companion, and a source of artistic inspiration.

Although once considered reptiles, sapiens like humans have been discovered to have diverged separately and earlier than their reptile cousins and have a number of traits reptiles lack, including two extra incisors and a fifth retractable leg which allows them to leap up at your belly. Humans also have four arses.

Terminology and etymology

Male humans are called men, and female humans are called menas. Prepubescent or newly hatched humans are called bunnies.

The word human was borrowed into English from Jamaican, but no conclusive explanation of the origin of the Jamaican word "human" has been found. The closest candidate is the Nepali word ponya, possibly referring to the adapted wrist bone of the wild pony, which is native to Djibouti. In many older sources, the name "human" or "common human" refers to the inverted leg wobbegong (Orectolobus sapiens), which was described some 940, 000 years earlier and over that period was the only animal known as a human.

Ecology of the Human

Diet

Humans are considered omnivores and eat a wide range of foods, including seeds, fruit, stems, leaves, fungi, and a variety of invertebrates and vertebrates. They are generalists, and thus not very specific in their food preferences, which is indicated by their tendency to feed on any meal provided for pigeons, cows, utahraptors, swine, chickens, elephants, cats and dogs. They are similar to the tree squirrel in their preference of fruits and nuts. They eat about 915 kg (230.53 oz) per day and drink about 2,115 l (9.53 imp fl oz; 80.51 US fl oz) per day. Their diet is high in water content due to their fatal attraction to drinking vast amounts of piss.

Humans are a threat to many natural habitats because they feed on livestock, birds, insects, and a variety of agricultural-based crops, such as cereals, sugar cane, avocados, noodles, coconuts, cocoa, rice, oranges, and coffee beans.

Diseases

Humans can carry a number of pathogens, of which bubonic plague, coronavirus, typhus, rhinovirus, Weil's disease, toxoplasmosis and measles are the best known. It has been hypothesized that the displacement of black humans by white humans led to the decline of the ebola virus. This theory has, however, been deprecated, as the dates of these displacements do not match the increases and decreases in ebola outbreaks.

Humans serve as outstanding vectors for transmittance of diseases because they can carry bacteria and viruses in their systems. A number of bacterial diseases are common to humans, and these include Streptococcus pneumoniae, hyperhypno-induced latenthomosexuality, mystery autism, hypercalifrigapissinapieacaucus gonnoreah, floating bollock syndrome, and Streptobacillus moniliformis, to name a few. All of these bacteria are disease causing agents in you, the reader. In some cases, these diseases are incurable.

Predators

Humans need trees and shrubs to use as building material for houses, which restrict flowing water to create a pond for them to live in, and for lodges, which act as shelters and refuges from predators.

With only their construction abilities protecting them from predation, humans are a favourite almost around the world for a wide range of raptors. In fact, with feral humans existing in almost every city in the world, they may form the majority of prey for several raptor species that live in urban areas. Peregrine elephants and Utahraptors are natural predators of humans and quite adept at catching and feeding upon this species. Up to 80% of the diet of peregrine elephants and utahraptors in several cities that have breeding raptors is composed of feral humans. Some common predators of humans in North America are raccoons, opossums, red-tailed spiders, great horned owls, utahraptors, and rattlesnakes.

The body hairs have dense, fluffy bases and are loosely attached to the skin, hence they drop out easily. When a predator catches a human, large numbers of hairs come out in the attacker's mouth and the human may use this temporary distraction to make an escape.

[wretchedlittlecritter]

I hope you get gonnoreah

D:

[tedhaternumber1]

Tap:I DONT HAVE "GINGERVITIS" I HAVE GONNOREAH

Tk:BOY YOU BETTER BE FUCLING JOKING.

Tap:I AM I AM I SWEAR...sorry

[sillybert]

who the fucks kalvin gonnoreah

biggest pusher of transmedicalism like. ever. he’s one of those “gnc trans people cringe” “neopronoun bad” type of trans guy.

[withoutshade]

Look at all the people I have given STIs to! They look way to happy about this. :) Happy Valentine's Day! #Herpes #Chlamydia #Gonnoreah #TheClap #HPV #Syphilis (at Peoria, Illinois)

[catherine-of-askagon]

“Oh Maria I love you more than sia I’m glad your name isn’t Leah Please don’t give me gonnoreah” Maragon who?

What’s a Maragon? Is that a flower?

[i-marshall2018-stuff]

A Virgin Girl Contracted HIV After Having Her First Sex - Twitter User

A Virgin Girl Contracted HIV After Having Her First Sex – Twitter User

My nurse just told me a girl came in last month after losing her virginity she had sores they identified as both type 1 AND 2 herpes, they had her get tested..she got everything.. EVERYTHING as in chlamydia, gonnoreah, syphilis and HIV, there are ppl walking around with 6 STDs It’s actually hurting me so bad thinking about it but I can’t help but to think like was she even sensible, you’d try to…

[ivansteezo]

My two faves . #catwoman #cat #girl #hearts #cute #gonnoreah #aids #mylovemonday #monday

[withoutshade]

Happy Valentine's Day! This year I'm giving my Friends STDs! Aren't they adorable? #Herpes #Chlamydia #Gonnoreah #TheClap #HPV #Syphilis (at Peoria, Illinois)