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[northernlion reading chat] "hey NL if you started estrogen would you let your hair grow back or commit to still shaving it." [sighs and puts his hand on his chin] you people gotta-- you gotta come up with new material. you act like it's your first day seein' a bald man. [suddenly sounding actually for real angry] you come into MY chat like you own the place and make bald jokes thinking i haven't heard 'em before! you think you fell outta a coconut tree! [immediately calms down again] you're on notice, pal. i see your name around here again you're gettin' the audit. [spends several minutes focusing on the game and talking about the gameplay, then gets distracted during a puzzle] and JUST to be clear. IF i started estrogen... i mean yeah i'd probably shave my head. it's actually more groundbreaking for a woman to be bald these days. but you wouldn't catch a guy like me doing that because i'm comfortable with myself in a way the average twitch viewer is scared of. [starts backtracking in the game without realizing it] "you don't have to become a woman to take estrogen." i mean, yeah, you don't, but it's about principles you feel me? i'm tryin' to get my female viewership up, if they hear i'm taking estrogen but not even becoming a woman they'll feel disrespected. they won't want nothin' to do with me. [looks at chat for several seconds of silence] "progestuah estrogenize that thang." sure i'll plus two that.

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Are you okay with men shopping?

??????

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left the app mid-typing earlier & just came back after forgetting abt this . wish i could ask my past self what this means

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

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all the poasts left my brain & gone forever

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the cycle of rule.

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i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

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According to my logs, somebody downloaded the early access version of Eat God while searching itch.io for "eat dragon get bigger", and I'd be fascinated to know what they were actually looking for. A game where a dragon eats and gets bigger? A game where you get bigger by eating dragons?

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

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no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

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Baltimore is a beacon of hope in the war against The Machines

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I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this: