#gonna take woek

[naranja-301]

One day i'm gonna be mutuals with those awesome artista I see on Twitter. One day, ONE DAY I SAID!

[carpetbug]

guys i PROMISED myself i was gonna take a break from making ml art to work on personal projects but i just had such a good idea for another au. oh my god i’ve already written out a giant note of lore in my notes app.

[itsalwaysdark]

insantly awful moment

[igotlovestruck]

babe [ lando norris ]

[ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ] — lando norris x reader . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ 🫂 °.   *

[ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 & 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ] — angst, some hate comments . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ ℹ️ °.   *

࣪˖ 💭 .. 𝗘𝗬𝗔’𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 ⌕ another one from the drafts! enjoy <3

this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © httpsuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.

f1wags

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f1wags y/n’s ig story update today! it seems as though lando norris is officially off the market as the 2020 season comes to an end, congratulations to the happy couple! 🥳❤️

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user what omg

user from childhood bestie to fiancée 🥹 dang when’s it my turn!!!

user i just woke up wtf !!! congratulations mum and dad landonorris yourusername

december 15, 2020

yourusername

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yourusername how can i ever say no to that face 😟 you’re making our childhood dream come true 💘

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user lando lmao 👉🏻🫦👈🏻

f1 congratulations, y/n and lando!

mclaren congratulations 🫡💒

yourbffsig omg bestie!! 😻 congrats, i love you both!!

yourusername you’re coming back home for our wedding 😤 i’m not taking no for an answer

yourbffsig as if i’m gonna say no!! 😤

december 16, 2020

landonorris

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landonorris promoted from boyfriend to fiancé! you can never get rid of me now, y/n y/l/n 😜 i love you!

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maxfewtrell remember when you told me you were determined to make her a norris?

yourusername ugh hes so obsessed w me 🙄

maxfewtrell yeah it’s annoying 🤢

landonorris i hate you both, give me back the ring yourusername i unpropose to you

yourusername 😽😽

december 16, 2020

landonorris and yourusername

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landonorris two years ago, we exchanged our vows on valentine’s 💗 happy valentine’s and 2nd anniversary, my hot, beautiful wife. to more adventures and years to us 🥂 i love you.

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yourusername happy anniversary to us, my love!!

landonorris i’m still obsessed with you

yourusername when are you not baby 🤭

yourbffsig ugh u two disgust me but stay in love ig

user i still can’t believe lando is really off the market for two years now 😔

yourmomsig stay in love, you two!! 🤍

user will we be expecting baby norris this year? if no, why not 😭

yourusername no plans for baby norris yet! me and lando are children ourselves 😂

— ❤️ by landonorris

user dinks, my fav dinks.

user can u adopt me instead

february 14, 2023

f1wags

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f1wags we haven’t had a glimpse of y/n in the paddock the past few races, so here’s some throwback pictures with husband, lando norris! 🤍

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user i miss her :(

user so i’m not going CRAZY for noticing that she hasn’t been to any races this season...

user maybe she’s pregnant or something

user nahh impossible, y/n herself said that they don’t have any plans for baby norris yet.

user right.. that could only be the plausible reason why she’s not attending races 🙄

user maybe she’s just busy with work, she has a career herself

user no bc think about it.. it’s already round 10 and we haven’t seen her since bahrain, not even during testing 💀

user well, silverstone’s up next. let’s just hope she’s there for lando’s home race

user we can just hope

july 02, 2023

f1gossip

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f1gossip y/n’s now deleted ig story today. wonder what’s happening between the young couple? 🤔

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user NO WHAT

user I JUST WOEK UP WHAT IS THIS DRAMA

user MAYBE ITS JUST NOTHING PLS MAYBE SHES JIST LISTENING TO MUSIC I MEAN IT’S TAYLOR !!!! WJO DOESN’T LISTEN TO TAYLOR

user ...me... i don’t listen to taylor 😬

user what rhe heck u have to listen NOW

user miss maam r u ok yourusername

user not on silverstone weekend 😭

july 07, 2023

yourusername

el nido, palawan

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yourusername let the sea set you free

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user miss maam we miss u around the paddock PLS COME BACK

user omg she got a tattoo 🥹 it looks so pretty

yourbffsig i hope you enjoyed your stay with me 🥺

yourusername duh, ofc!! was the most fun month of my life 💗 see you in bali ;)

yourbffsig OMG YES see you in a week, enjoy your remaining days in el nido 😽 love you and take care!!

yourmomsig my beautiful daughter, i love you whatever happens 🤍 glas you’re enjoying philippines x

yourusername aaaa love and miss you mum 🥹 be back soon <3

yoursistersig what about me 😒

yourusername stfu you’re literally coming to bali with me

yoursistersig oh yea lol

user the comments from y/n’s friends and family are scaring me (kinda)

user have u noticed that lando hasn’t commented anything or even leave a like ... i miss his obsessed hubby comments

user plus her last ig story 😓

user oh god pls dont do this to me

user are yall thinking what im thinking...?

user whatever you’re thinking, pls keep it to yourself PLS I CANNOT DO THIS.

user so... you’re m.i.a in silverstone?

july 08, 2023

landonorris

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landonorris p2 and a 🏆 at my home race!!!!! ❤️ you guys are crazyyyyyyyyyy 💙

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mclaren proud 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

masonmount congrats brother!

maxfewtrell absolute scenes, proud brother 🧡

user no signs of y/n here ... 🤔

user ikr like where tf is she

user haven’t seen her since the beginning of this silly season

user she’s out there weeping while her husband’s winning 😹

yourusername

bali, indonesia

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yourusername crazy how time flies when you’re being yourself; careless and free 🍃

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yourbffsig love the glow these days! miss you terribly 💔

yourusername don’t be dramatic, you’ll be here in a few days 😛

yourbffsig 🙄 let me be dramatic pls

user uh excuse me maam, you have some races to attend to?

user she’s not really obligated to attend lol let her live her life.

user uh she has a husband who she needs to support? duh? besides, whose money do you think she’s spending?

user y/n earns her own money, she has her own business even before she and lando tied the knot. she has a degree for that, icydk.

user all this time i thought she was a sahw lmfao

user the username of her business is literally on her bio, in case you haven’t seen it :)

yoursistersig love how you look in the first picture 😂 wearing shades because you cried all night?

yourusername i was drunk, in my defense.

yoursistersig yeah, you’re one drunk crier 😂

yourusername quit exposing me please 🥲

user no “congrats lando!”? no “p2 baby!!”? none? ok

user no cuz i rly thought she’d at least say congrats 😐

user imagine securing a podium on ur home race and ur wife cant congratulate u lmao sad life for lando norris

user i hope you’re ignoring the hate comments and healing, y/n ❤️ your peace of mind comes first over everything

user she knew what she was getting into when she married lando, she should be tough enough to read the comments 😂

f1wags

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f1wags updates on lando & y/n! seems like their fairytale love story is over which is why we haven’t seen y/n lately every race weekend!

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user um what

user not them 💔

user omg i feel bad for y/n

user everything probably took a toll on her mental health

user i hope she’s healing and resting, also i hope she’s not pressuring herself on healing :(

user from strangers to childhood besties to lovers to strangers again :/

user damn this hit hard

user dont do this to me please.

user i knew the caption on her last post meant something 😭

[m0chisenpai]

platonic!Lo’ak talking to the reader about everything, like all of his adventures to his feelings towards a member of the clan. Bonus, Lo’ak and the reader snuggling in bed and telling each other about their day

all is calm

˚｡⋆ avatar!reader x platonic!lo'ak

in which lo'ak is never too hold to spend time with his mother.

author note: I can't explain it, but when I think of reader and lo'aks relationship, it makes me think of disney classic mothers with their children.

The setting sun beams down on you, a light chill from the waters and evening air sets in. Cooling your body from the days woek. You rose early with t'shahik. Learning the way of healing, of listening to the Great Mother.

When you were free from your studies, you returned to your mauri. Where your children awaited. Your daughter and Tuk enjoyed the waters while the boys went out further. Hunting, and bonidng with some of the villages boys.

It was you alone, waiting for Jake and Neytiri to return from a hunting party. Their second since your refugee time began. So you began the process of skinning the fish and boning it with careful fingers.

"Mother!" you could not fight the upturn of your lips as you cast a quick look over your shoulder. He quickly drops his hunting gear to bring his hand to hos forehead, "I see you."

"Ma Lo'ak! The prodigal hunter returns,"I see you as well."

"Netayem is helping the girls hunt," he crouches to sit beside you. You nod, carefully working the thin bones out the fish as to not snap or leave any behind.

"And did you and your brother catch anything today?"

"Yes! But it was big! It was at least double dads size. And It took three of us to take this thing down!" He spoke animatedly, using his hands to scale this creature. You couldn't fight the grin on your face as he wnt into more detail.

Before, he would spit out his distaste for this watery hela d he once called it. But now these days, since peace as finally been bestowed uppn you all with the death of that monster. There is a fondness and love in hs eyes. He misses the forest less, you can tell.

"Now tell me you were with...ah what is the boys name."

"Aonung! You should have seen him! We had a running bet to see who could dive the farthest. I was clearly the winner but then he goes on to say 'well then lets see who can stay underneath the longest!"

You huff out in lafter, wrapping the fresh food salted and seasoned tightly in leaves. Setting the bundles now one by one, Lo'ak helps you not missing a detail in this contest.

"Mother, you need to rest," Lo'ak grumbles watchng as you stand, pressing your hands to your back and stretching.

"How can I? I need to feed you my greedy little monster" you hiss playfully, setting the basket near the fire.

"You really need to, dads gonna start freaking out when you start showing more," his eyes glance down at your stomach. Your second born, you often forget they are even in there, but Lo'ak has his fathers eyes. "And plus Tsireya tells me you are learning from the healers."

"Lo'ak stubborn son of Toruk Makto listens to his father? I truly have lived long enough to see it all" you wistfully look up into the sky, laughter bubbles up in you at the sour look that descends on your sons face.

"I will rest as soon as I get a fire starting." But Lo'ak beats yo too it. Working with skillful hands a small ember begins to build which you fan till it is bright and warming you both.

You will admit, the cool waters sooth the ache in your feet, and Lo'ak sits close beside you. "Enough about me. Tell me about the hunt. How do you plan to capture the beast the next time your party sets out?"

Lo'ak explains it in great detail. When the chill of the evenings settles, he scoots over to you. Curling into your side, more tales of the day fill the space. But when Jake and Neytiri return with the girls curled in their arms, they find you and Lo'ak nestled together in your hammock.

[xamaxenta]

“Can never be too careful.”

read that n immediately had to draw it. I was gonna do other shit today Xam quit being such a good writer or I’ll scream (/j pls write more)

anyways imagine a sunset in the background I can’t colour rn 😭

Oh WOW god cosm cosmos this is stunning

I just woek up and saw this like HELP and im struggling awakentoc talk about it but im very serotonin rn i love them

You always take my silly ideas and turn them into bangers

[illmetbymoonlight]

Came back. Guess I can't say away. Can't kill myself. Can't do much of anything right. So here I am again. Lost all my mutuals after my break down that ended in a clearly unsuccessful suicide attempt. But I don't know how to do anything right with other people. Only thing I am good at is pushing people away. I don't know how to let people get close or be nice or comforting or whatever. I just don't think I deserve it. So I'm kind of back to square one.... with a blank slate and pretty much no followers. And trying to come up with a new url. It's whatever I suppose.

And I'm scrapping my current fic. Starting over and rewriting everything... changing plot details... taking it out of her voice... apparently people hate first person pov... and I'd rather have people read it so it's no longer just her story from her perspective. Idk. Well see how it goes... whatever the case I'll be deleting a lot of stuff and redoing... well.. almost everything. Not that there's anyone left who var3s... but maybe there will be new people... maybe.

I'm tired. And emotionally drained. So I'm gonna go do some more writing/rewriting... hopefully woek this weekend is easy.

[fivestar]

epic hi im back on here 4 only a sec 2 say that. literally. my life has been so much better w/o constantly being on here.

[prettyinlimegreenboots]

another prompt if you wanna?? [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

Katherine/Jack/Race

One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fish bowl.

I knew you going out with Darcy and Bill was a bad idea.

I’m afraid to ask … what kind of liquor?

I don’t actually know. It's a pretty blue though.

Katherine - what have I told you about accepting drinks when you don’t know what it contains?

You told me never to accept drinks from strangers …. you never said anything about not knowing the alcohol content.

Are you still on your first drink?

You’re surprisingly articulate for someone who’s drinking liquor

😋 be nice. And nicely done on using articulate 😉

And yes, it’s my first one.

I promise I’ll hold your hair back while you’re puking and there will be aspirin and Gatorade on the bedside table tomorrow morning.

I love you!

I don’t care what Race told me - you’re the best!

What did Race tell you?

Also, I’d recommend drinking a glass of water every hour just to dilute the alcohol.

Race mentioned that you were being a PITA and he hated you ….

20 mins after that conversation he was all buddy buddy with you so I dunno 🤷🏻‍♀️

PITA?

All you took from that is not knowing what PITA means?

Pain in the ass 🤦🏻‍♀️

Race is always wishy washy. I’ve told you to take what he says with a grain of salt.

I’m gonna go drink. Don’t be too lonely without me.

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t. Call me if you need me to pick you up.

An hour later

Ahsiekahsbakshdbqkaidb

Katherine? What’s wrong?

My fingers won’t woek

Are you drunk?

Yep. Bills piss

Where are you? Where’s Darcy?

There a drinking chicken, dack!!!

Oh dear god. Katherine you’re supposed to be the responsible one!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Where’s Darcy?

139:&@/$;72!-‘

Oops 😂😂

What bar are you at, Kat?

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Sunni.

Sunni?

Dunno. Damn autocorrect

What do you see Kat?

Race. 🐎

You see Race or are you near the Racetrack?

Jack, it’s Race. Kat’s a mess - currently she’s hanging on Spot. We’ll bring her home.

Thanks man. I owe you.

Just so you know, she’s telling Spot how much she loves him and how happy she is for us.

😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ sorry Race.

Two things. One, you never said she was an emotional drunk. Two, if she pukes in my car, you so owe me.

She hasn’t gotten this drunk in a while. And two, deal! Thanks again, Race.

Front door is open, just come on in.

Next morning

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!! It’s time to rise and shine and drag your drunk ass outta bed!!!!

Race, I mean this in the nicest way possible, but shut up!!!

You’re awfully mean to your knight in shiny armor who saved your ass last night!

Oh dear god …. did I call you a knight in shining armor?

No!

Thank god. I’d never hear the ending of it if I did.

But you did call Spot that 😂😂😂😂

Kill me now 😤😤😤

Quit being dramatic. How’s the noggin? Do you remember anything from last night?

Ugh …. no. Did I do something stupid?

Noggin is a little slow.

I can’t speak for the first part of the night ….

But when Spot and I showed up, you immediately got really soft and gushed how much you love me and Spot together.

Just start planning my funeral now. Tell the boys I love them and I leave all my valuables to them. Tell Jack I wanna be buried in my wedding dress.

Oh stop! Take the aspirin that’s on the bedside table and chug the Gatorade and promise me you won’t drink anything out of a fishbowl ever again.

✋🏼I swear to god I won’t ever drink out of a fishbowl ever again!!

Drunk Katherine is my new favorite head canon!!!

[headoverjojo]

Hi darling, I'm not sure if it's correctly done since i'm on mobile but can i get an headcanons for the gang with a celebrity/fameous!s/o? I love all the woek you've done and you're an absolute sweetheart!♡♡💛💜💗💚💚💖❤

Hello, dear! Awwww, you’re so kind, how dare you ç.ç ❤️❤️

 And here we go! Also, today it’s orange boy's birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARANCIA!

Bruno’s gang with a celebrity s/o

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno doesn’t follow a lot new trends, so, in fact, he didn’t know his s/o was a celebrity. He always knew them just as G/N, the person he learned to appreciate and ended up to love and nothing more; the fact that they’re famous will not change what he feels for them.

This, however, could worry him a bit, since he’s a mafia man and mafia men work in secrecy. He fears that someone -because of paparazzi- could find out about their relationship and so hurt them to consequently hurt him and he can’t stand even the thought of it. So he’ll ask them to be even more secretive about the whole relationship, for their sake.

But if some haters dare to mess with them, oh, they’re really going to meet a Caporegime’s rage. First of all, the person couldn’t even have a feet in Naples without Bruno knowing it -and with the small gangs already after them- and he’ll personally have a “chat” with them involving also Sticky Fingers. No one can dare to make his s/o suffer.

Leone Abbacchio

He too is not well updated about new stars, so he’s quite surprised when he hears they’re a really notorious celebrity. Out of curiosity he’ll investigate about their career, to see -and know- another side of them which he didn’t know.

After finding this out, he’ll be even more secretive than before -and he already was so a lot, to the point that to a stranger the couple could have seemed just two acquaintances hanging out-, even checking their home when they’re in private. He doesn’t want anything to leak, both ‘cause he likes their privacy, both to keep them safe from other gangs which, recognizing him, could seek revenge by hurting them.

But, if he comes to know that some asshole is bothering them, his rage would be unleashed. As right hand of the most powerful and influential Caporegime of Naples, he has acquaintances that could scare the hell out the hater. If this doesn’t work, then he’ll personally step in, putting at good use his police training. No one will remain unpunished, with him around.

Guido Mista

Guido had seen them in some magazines, but, after all the digital retouches, he barely had recognized them as the same person in the magazine. That was the moment he decided to never buy a magazine again. How could he, when they retouched them so badly, completely ruining their natural beauty?!

Nothing changes between them. They’re still his G/N and he’s their Guido, as always. He doesn’t ask them to do different things because he now knows they’re famous; at most he’d browse a little to see what they have done, but never nag them about it. This, however, will lead him to be more careful on their dates, since they could be an easy target for rival gangs.

Nor he or the Pistols would stand aside if they’re insulted by some brainless heater. Mista has learned how to move without suspicions and, as the Don’s personal guard, he could even send someone else just to threaten them. If this doesn’t work, then it’s time to step in, making them understand with actions what they have not do to.

Narancia Ghirga

One would think that Narancia is the most informed about last trends, but it’s not true. He listens to a certain music genre -so, if his s/o is a pop or rock star, he wouldn’t know it- and has no time to watch TV enough to recognize them, so he’s utterly baffled when he finds it out!

If they’re a singer, he’d surely ask them to sing something. Maybe do a duet! And he’d surely become their fan number 1, whatever they do. He’s just so proud of them! Not because they’re famous or even rich, but because their talent is recognized. Still, he’d be more protective, now, keeping them closer, when they’re out, and checking with Aerosmith every place they go to.

God forbid the person who dares to go against his lover! Narancia is passionate, utterly loyal and ready to fight to death for the people he loves. Now that he’s under the orders of Capo Bucciarati, he’s well known in the city and can take with him some gang members to go to make them understand who they don’t have to mess with.

Pannacotta Fugo

He’d not be aware of their fame unless they’re a writer or classic musician. He’d be surprised to know it, but in the end nothing would change and he’ll do his best to let them have a normal life, with him, where they can be just themselves.

As Passione’s main strategist, he has to deal with a lot of illegal merch movings and other rival gangs, so, now that he knows they’re often exposed, he’d be ten times more protective towards them. He doesn’t want them to fall as collateral victim, so he’ll be even more secretive and discrete about their relationship, to keep them safe and sound.

His s/o is the only one able to stop him from unleashing his rage on the poor soul who had the bad idea to insult them. If they can’t stop him, however, he’s going to make the hater have an encounter with his fists, unleashing the same rage that made him kill his professor when he was a teenager. If the anger is overwhelming, even Purple Haze could slip out, helping its user to end the asshole sooner.

Giorno Giovanna

He was never interested in showbitz or similar, even lesser now that he’s the Don. He’s a bit surprised and also feels a bit guilty about not knowing it. It’s like he has lost a piece of them! So he’d immediately search for information, to make up to his ignorance.

He doesn’t treat them differently: they’re still them, his beloved s/o and he makes sure to always make them feel at ease, at home. He’d be their biggest fan, he’d go to see every show, always bringing them flowers; with him they always would feel supported and loved. Said it, he’d become also more protective, deploying his most loyal men to their protection.

No one would ever go against the powerful Don of Passione, but, if someone tries to get to him by his s/o, they’re gonna meet Giorno’s cold rage. He’d go personally to give a piece of his mind, Gold Experience ready to wreck the person. Just then he’d go back to his s/o, completely calm and serene, announcing them that they don’t have to worry anymore.

[blog-of-reaction]

Criminal Minds 2x14-15

Okay, these last two episodes were NOT okay. I was sitting there, watching in total horror through the first part. And then Tobias got his hands on Reid, JJ had to see the remanamts of that woman and fight dogs she knew ripped someone apart and she's suffering from ptsd or something and Reid took the drugs from Tobias' body. Like, really dude? I was hoping that would not happen but NO. I'm still not over what happened with Elle and now this? Oh, also, I got spoilers and heard that *SPOILERS* Gideon dies, which has me heartbroken and it's the reason I only just start watching Criminal Minds again. Because I finally got the courage to continue. Anyways, aside from that little tangent JJ had some issues that she'll have to work through but I'm worried, because there is potential for not fun stuff there. Like, seriously not fun. And Reid with the drugs? I know he's at the very least a little addicted now, probably more than a little, and that has me super worried. That will not and well.

The second part of the episode was pretty heavily focused on JJ and Reid, but there were some moments with the others too. Hotch had some stuff about him thrown right into his face and I know it's fine, but that had to hurt a bit. Maybe. I can never tell with him. I do know however that his and Reid's ability to communicate in dire situations with only a few words, and usually not even directed at each other is pretty cool. Anyways, for Hotch, I mean, it must have hurt, even though he knnew Reid didn't mean it when he said kill Hotch. Also, there's the added fact that he had to watch, along with the rest of the team, as Reid was tortured. Not fun that.

Prentiss. I haven't quite warmed up to her. I tried, but she came to soon after Elle. I do know that she's different though. She's got my respect, that much I know. But, I dunno. It might just be the fact that it's 5am and I'm tired, but I almost think she might be formed CIA or something. I dunno. It's stupid, I know. But I need to know more about her.

Morgan. Well, Reid is basically his little brother and watching him get tortured was probably a bit harder than it was for the others. He kinda seemed to last out at JJ when she talked to him about how she shouldn't split up, but that can be forgiven under the circumstances.

Garcia. Poor Garcia. I swear, J was basically had during those two episodes. I....yeah, this one is gonna haunt her more than the others probably.

Gideon. Okay, using the bible to justify murder? Yeah, like Gideon said, that kind of thing has happened way to much and it sickens me. Tobias/Tobias' dad/Rafeal twisted the bible, skewing it into something that it isn't and taking away it's core message, along with pretty much everything else. It is a good example though of how people use religion as an excuse for stuff like murder and war. Also, Gideon when he was walking in the room. Okay, forgive me if I'm wrong but my memory is a tad spotty as I am super tired at the moment, but after Reid died he seemed to think it was his fault and yeah, he's already got enough stuff to deal with as it is. I love Gideon. The thing is, my heart aches for him daily because well.....yeah.

More about JJ and Reid.

JJ. She viewed Reid getting taken prisoner and tortured and stuff as her fault when it wasn't and there are tons of stuff and backlash from everything in this episode there's also the fact that she watched a murder again and I don't quite know what to say about that.

Reid. The extra look at his life with his mom and stuff was interesting. And sad. Also, Reid is a genius. I hope the years h a woeks at the BAU don't wear him down to much. Same goes for everyone actually. In Gideon and Hotch's case I hope it doesn't wear them down even more than it already has. (I know, that's a kinda useless hope but still)

[denbroughbill]

HANZIER

* Who is more dominant in the bedroom?: mike ohohoho boy ! mike never intends to be so rough it just happens and then richie has a bunch of hickies he parades and shows off like medals of honor

* Who complains the most?: richie can and will complain about anything

* Who’s the laziest?: whenever richie wants to hang out he says “hey i’ll come over and help with some farm work” and boy does mike know that’s a lie !

* Who wakes up the earliest?: mike does bc he has animals to feed and crops to tend too and richie doesn’t wake up until hours lately for school with coffee and breakfast already done courtesy of michael hanlon

* Who does the chores around the house?: richie normally does bc he just assumes since mike does the outside work, he should do the inside work and at least put in some effort but mike doesn’t mind helping with the dishes too

* Who is the most protective of the other?: richie is more protective of mike

* Who gets jealous the easiest?: mike but he doesn’t mean to

* Who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave?: they both mutually agree it would be a better idea to put them over the stove top and make s’mores when they’re high one night

* Who forgot to put the cat outside before sex?: mike doesn’t forget he just feels bad for kicking him out esp when he’s so cute and sleeping on the edge of the bed so mike suggests they bang in the living room or something and richie thinks “👀 okay!” like mike’s trying to get a lil freaky but in reality he doesn’t want to disturb the cat

* Who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing stuff?: mike posts dumb videos of the both of them and they end up being on those internet famous couples for no reason from vine and then beverly makes youtube channel for them where they do “my boyfriend does my make up” challenges

* Who breaks the most phones?: mike but he doesn’t mean to !!!! clumsy and excited boy he gets his hands on a touch screen phone for the first time OR he has a cheap flip phone bc he just thinks since he’s a working boy he doesn’t need a fancy phone so whenever he uses richie’s, it’s so foreign to him and slick in his hands that he drops it again (and again and again)

* Who dies first?: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

* Which one I could see as being lactose intolerant?: mike isn’t lactose and intolerant he’s vegan

* Who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t?: BOTH

* Who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed?: mike but it’s more like he takes things too literally and richie is like “hahaha oh my god mike get out!” and mike’s like “oh okay”

* Who uses the computer most?: richie lmao

* Who worries about what they will look like when they are older?: mike even though he just gets more handsome and stronger and better looking? richie sneaks up behind mike one day and wraps his arms around him and mike sighs and says how ugly he’s gonna get when he’s older and richie ?? is flabbergasted

* Who hogs the blanket?: mike but he doesn’t mean to and richie doesn’t mind

* Who eats the other’s uneaten pizza crusts?: richie does

* Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?: mike and richie doesn’t comfort him lmao

* Who talks smack while playing video games?: RICHIE tries to get into mike’s head and talk smack but mike is so concentrated and focused that it never woeks

* Who sings along with the radio?: richie 100% and mike rolls the widows down for him to belt

* Who would throw the other into a pool?: MIKE THROWS RICHIE

* Who shops for groceries?: mike does :)

* Who kills the spiders?: richie has learned over the years mike prefers if he captures them in a lil cup and let’s them back outside

* Who is the morning person?: mike

* Who is the night person?: richie

* Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?: richie and he apologizes all week long about it

* Who would enter them both into a talent show?: RICHIE

* WHO PROPOSES?: richie

[weakendings]

My eyes are buuuurning. It‘s kinda weird to be back at the office

[heyekiel]

I need someone to hold me and tell me it's gonna be okay and give me motherfuckinf chocklaye

[amell]

i thi k m now gonna tey n take a nap tho bc i only got like. 5 hoirz of sleep last nibbt n i woek up at 1am </3 so hopefully incan sleep a little bit more n. not cry !

GO TO BED BRO!!!!! gn :]

[salemsoutcastbackup]

do them all i dare u

omg fine

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

No cuz it’s a girl and i’m strictly dickly

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

yup

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

yup

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

nope

6. What are you excited for?

honestly, my new years resolution is to get in shape and I’m excited to do it

7. What happened tonight?

i went home from a friends at 6 pm, fell asleep and woek up at like 10:30 and so I’ve been on tumblr the whole time

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

no

9. Is confidence cute?

to an extent yes

10. What is the last beverage you had?

cum. jk milk

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

close to 10

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

yup

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

sleep tbh. I have to make a 4 hour trip in the morning so i need rest

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

probably gas or food

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

nope im a single dingle

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

i hope i can become a bit more confident 

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

probably my friend Adrianna

18. The last time you felt broken?

a few days ago

19. Have you had sex today?

i. wish.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I am starting to realize my own self worth. it’s been a journey but i’m finally doing it!

21. Are you in a good mood?

yeah i have cake!

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

sure! 

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

i don’t know, but my mom has brown eyes and so do I

24. What do you want right this second?

money

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

well it depends if i’m with them. if i’m not, i’m not saying jack shit because they are adults and they can do what they want

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

slightly, there’s some natural looking highlights

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

no

 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

gilmore girls

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

YEAH BUT A SECOND CHANCE HAPPENS ONCE LMAO. none of that 3rd chance 4th chance bullshit

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

not at all

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

yes actually

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

nah i drink soda. and cum

34. Listening to?

Shake it off, Mariah Carey

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

if i have to, but i prefer pens

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

probably sleeping tbh

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

it’s not happened to me, but i’m sure it’s a thing

38. Who did you last call?

my friend tbrown

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

WOW uhh i’m not sure? It’s been a long time since i’ve danced

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

we were horny tbh

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

a few months ago

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

ALL.THE.TIME.

44. Do you tan in the nude?

i would but its cold af here

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Yes.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

My ex and I used to sleep together on facetime.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my friend tbrown

48. Do you sing in the shower?

i pull a Mariah and lip sing

49. Do you dance in the car?

not really

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah! I was really good!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

High school Senior year

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

depends on the musical

53. Is Christmas stressful?

No! I like Christmas!

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

YES.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Blackberry

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I wanted to be an actor

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yes.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Nah

60. Wear slippers?

nah

61. Wear a bath robe?

nah

62. What do you wear to bed?

either just boxers or nothing

63. First concert?

Earth, Wind, and Fire omg

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Target

65. Nike or Adidas?

im too broke for both

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

sunflower

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Honestly, it’s probably White Horse

69. Ever take dance lessons?

nope

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Something in business to make that bank

71. Can you curl your tongue?

yup

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

ACTUALLY IN FIRST GRADE I DID

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

no.

74. What is your favorite book?

Victoria, it’s a historical novel that follows Queen Victoria’s reign

75. Do you study better with or without music?

I don’t study

76. Regularly burn incense?

I used to! But i have a few reptiles in my room so I don’t anymore

77. Ever been in love?

I honestly don’t think so

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Well not Mariah. Probably Alessia Cara

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Josh Turner

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot

81. Tea or coffee?

Tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Sugar

83. Can you swim well?

I can!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes

85. Are you patient?

Lord no

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

Probably a band

87. Ever won a contest?

Nope

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Depends on the food it’s with! I like both

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

I have but people should do whatever they want.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living/bedroom

92. Do you want to get married

Yes