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pernillecfcw · 1 year ago
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The last family photo😥
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chemicaljupiter · 11 months ago
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toothfa-1-ry · 2 months ago
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JUST FATHER ACTIVITIES
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Imagine in an alternative universe, somehow you and your baby daddy Thanos escape the games (don't ask me how) and you guys pay off all of your debts and have financial stability
Basically father! Thanos headcannons!!
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First of all, thanos is a girl dad. Idc i do not make the rules you CANNOT and WILL not change my mind otherwise
After the games, irrelevant of whether you were also in the games with him or not, he'd quit his drug addiction and go to a rehabilitation for the sake of your daughter
You couldn't change him, but atleast your daughter could
Thanos would go with you to the gynae every single time without fail, he'd brag about it (very loudly) though
"Look" thanos points at all the patients in the waiting room in the gynae clinic "how many women do you see with their husband's accompanying them?"
"Thanos shut the fuck up" you'd hiss at him, while hitting his arm. The women around you guys giving you the stink eye which he proudly gave back
"I'm just saying the truth- is it a sin to speak the truth?!?"
Will brag to the doctor and nurses too
"Say doctor miss" he leans back at his chair with his head held up high "how many husband's accompany their wives to the clinic?"
"Oh well that depends, not all the time-"
*insert thanos's loud proud laugh, his head thrown back while you grimace*
"I'm the fucking best aren't i"
*insert your slow head shaking* "Yes babe, you sure are"
He was always protective of you, but it grew even stronger after he found out you were pregnant
The type to protect you from a pigeon if he felt like it looked at you for a second too long
"Wtf are you looking at you cross eyed motherfucker"
*glares at the pigeon from a distance"
The type of person to hyper fixated on whatever small movement you do cause he's doesn't want you to get hurt
"Oh be careful be careful" *Holds your hand* "hold my hand and dont let go, use your other hand on the railing"
Says that he doesn't need to read or watch those "pregnancy classes" or "how to take care of a new born" classes cause he's already fully prepared
You later find out that he signed up for one of those seminars online and attends those lectures at night while your asleep
Bro probably has even stronger baby fever than you do
Buys things for the baby and you
"Thanos.. what's that in your hand"
"It's a costume, a ironman costume"
"For?"
"Our daughter 🙄 duh y/n"
"Babe, she still isn't even born"
"I got you a costume too" *takes out a black widow costume that seemed a little too racey* "you should try wearing it now just incase-"
*he got hit by you for trying to get you pregnant again while you were pregnant*
Let's say nam gyu wasn't the slimy bitch he was in the series
Best GODFATHER ever. GOATED godfather, S TIER godfather
I already mentioned this but I'm sure Thanos and nam gyu would come up with names for the baby
I'm talking wack ass names that they genuinely find cool
The list of names would include marvel character names (cause cmon, the child's dad is literally called thanos) or rapper names
"Add cardi b on the list too"
"You know that's not her real name right?" Nam gyu asked, pausing before quickly scribbling the name down
"WHAT?!? Since when??"
I'm sure nam gyu even accompanied the two of you to the clinic atleast once or twice
He was banned from coming though cause him and Thanos together made too much noise
Whenever you and thanos are in public, it doesn't matter if your in a cafe or restaurant or if your just out for a walk
If he meets anyone and i mean anyone
He'd tell them that he was gonna be a dad
"Hey do you know that I'm gonna be a dad?" *points at you* "and that's the mom- she's carrying my baby"
"Sir I'm the waiter"
On the softer note though
Kisses you on the lips first and then kisses your stomach second before you both go to sleep
If you groan or even if he senses a inch of your discomfort he'll automatically try to figure out a way to make you feel in ease
Tries his best not to annoy you
(It doesn't always work cause being annoying is his entire personality trait but it's the effort that counts!!)
Ties your shoelaces for you cause you can't bend over
Traces shapes over your stomach while you both lie next to eachother
Reminds you how pretty you are everyday
"If I'm the legend Thanos, then I guess you would be a myth, cause only a face like yours could make a man like me want to quit"
"Your so corny"
But you wouldn't have it any other way
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lewisvinga · 7 months ago
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not just a wag | oscar piastri x fem! leclerc! footballer! reader
summary; the leclercs are still crazy protective over their baby sister, ESPECIALLY when she’s dating a fellow f1 driver
fc; emily fox
warnings; cursing
all works taglist; @goldenmclaren @namgification @c-losur3 @minkyungseokie @lavisenri @ollieshifts
note; requested ! ok so turns out as monaco doesn’t have a women’s team??? or they did but not anymore??? idk so we are gonna pretend the kit emily wears is a monaco kit and not an arsenal kit🤍 but anyways my uswnt girlies won gold😋
masterlist !
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oscarpiastri: the prettiest cb itw
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arthur_leclerc: stay???? away?????
charles_leclerc: side eye
lorenzotl: 🤨🤨
yourusername: i can’t stand u guys.
teammate1: our goal stopper 😮‍💨😮‍💨
teammate2: 🤩🤩
username: saving as monaco from conceding, that’s my goat😭🤍
username: i’m sorry but the way her brothers are always under oscar’s comment makes me laugh every time 😭
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oscarpiastri: yes i love monaco too
yourusername: 🤨
oscarpiastri: you are monaco , no? so i love you
charles_leclerc: she’s also a child.
yourusername: i’m 21????
alexandrasaintmleux: so gorgeous 😍🌷
yourusername: says u😫
username: MY FAVE WAGS ALEXANDRA AND OSCAR🥰🥰🥰
username: y/n wag? no! oscar is 🙂‍↕️
username: y/n’s face card lmg
username: missing football 💔
charles_leclerc: hope alex was chaperoning 🤍
yourusername: well, no!
alexandrasaintmleux: let the couple live 🙄
arthur_leclerc: why is she w a man alone then? boys have cooties🙄
lorenzotl: she’s a child??
charlotte2304: oh leave them alone! she’s grown!
yourusername: THANK YOU MY FAVORITES ALEX AND CHA!!!!!
teammate1: 🤩🤩
teammate2: 🔥
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oscarpiastri: 4 years with you.
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yourusername: osc🥹🥹
yourusername: i love you🤍
yourusername: my wag🥸
oscarpiastri: and i love you too
oscarpiastri: my wag🤓
username: they are so cute
charles_leclerc: she’s actually a defender for as monaco and france, she is NOT JUST A WAG
arthur_leclerc: not just any defender, the best in all of france🙄🙄🙄
lorenzotl: ANDDD saved as monaco AND france many times
yourusername: i can’t stand u guys.
username: MY PARENTS!!
username: 4 years and i don’t think i’ll ever get over protective leclerc brothers 😭😭
landonorris: wow 4 years and no ring???
charles_leclerc: lando?
landonorris: yeah?
charles_leclerc: shut the fuck up.
oscarpiastri:🤨
username: 4 years of my parents 😭❤️‍🩹
username: the football player x f1 driver combo goes hard fr 😫
username: no one talking abt lando’s comment??? just me??? ok🤨
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sunrizef1 · 7 months ago
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Gold Medal Baby
Pairing: Logan Sargeant x Reader
Warnings: None, cursing, one “kms” joke
Authors Note: wait… I love this 🫣 I was like half-way through a Lando fic and I've had one screenshot for this in my drafts for a few months but I had a sudden bout of inspiration and had to finish this lol
Face Claim: Trinity Rodman
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📍London, England
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yourusername happy 4th of July 🎆 guess who’s stuck in England for the most patriotic day of the year 🇺🇸💋
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user2 I'm so sad for you queen, no American should be subjected to that
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uswnt america misses you 🫶
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user4 wait she looks so good
user5 HAPPY 4TH QUEEN
user6 the goat of womens soccer 🙌
lewishamilton that must be so hard for you
yourusername 😐
user7 ❤️🤍💙
user8 BESTIEEEEEE
user9 lowk can't wait for the Olympics
user10 girlie why r u in england... On purpose???
yourusername seeing friends 🫶🏽
user10 bestie that is so vague
sophiasmith have fun!!! 🫶🏽
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user11 she's just like Logan Sargeant lmfao, the Americans stuck in England for the 4th haha
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MESSAGES
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user12 HEY GIRL WHAT ABOUT YOUR SECRET HUSBAND
user13 oh so- were just not gonna talk about it or…
user14 MY GLORIOUS AMERICAN QUEEN
user15 wait I love the pink hair
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user16 uswnt gold medal 🔜
alexmorgan 🥇
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sophiasmith 😎✨
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user17 hey girl…. Can we talk about your kids or.…
fencer 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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user18 only y/n could make that heinous outfit look cute
user19 GIRL YOUR FAMILY
user20 @/lewishamilton what do you know
user21 my fav American
logansargeant good luck ✨
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user22 love seeing f1 drivers on her posts, Lewis rly is her grid dad
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user23 WHAT A GOAL
user24 THATS WHY SHES THE GOAT! THE 🐐!
user25 ✨🎉
user26 u rly know Lewis is her grid dad because theyre both the goats 🐐 🫣
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user27 don't let this distract you from her secret husband btw
user28 WHAT A GAME
lewishamilton so good! 👏🏽✨
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user29 ahhhhh!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
landonorris good game!
yourusername fancy seeing u here
landonorris 😅
user30 anyways, let's hear about that husband of yours
user31 WE’RE WINNING IT ALL
user32 IT’S COMING HOME 🇺🇸
user33 miss Americana ✨🇺🇸
user34 she's so good 😭😭����🙌
fencer good game! 👑
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user35 THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET
user36 WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONSSSSS MY FRIENDSSSSS
user37 🐐🐐🐐
fencer 💥💥💥
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user38 queen shit 😌😌
lewishamilton best in the world 🌎
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simonebiles we love 🥇
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user39 QUEENNNN 👸
alexmorgan 😌🇺🇸
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user40 AND THE HUSBAND????
user41 ❤️🤍💙
uswnt our pink-haired savior 🙌
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user42 💋💋💋
lebronjames 🐐
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user43 and if I asked where her secret family is????
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yourusername a little bit of summer with my babies before the season re-starts ☀️
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user44 THEYRE HEREEEEE
user45 WE FOUND THEM
lilymhe 🥹🤍
yourusername 🤍
user46 TWINS????? AWWWWWWW
lewishamilton enjoy your break 🙌🏽
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user47 they're so cute
user48 sleeping on a road tonight
user49 queennnnn
sophiasmith my favs 🥹🫶🏽
yourusername they miss you!!! ���🫶🏽
user46 wait omg they're adorable
sebastianvettel had a great time babysitting! They were lovely!
yourusername thank you so much, Seb! They had a great time, they keep asking for “uncle sebby” 🥹🙏
user50 “my babies” I can't 🥹
oscarpiastri ☀️
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user51 Oscar??? What r u doing here girl???
user52 so he's blond…. @\taylorswift rally your stans, we need that CIA level of investigation to find out who that man is
user53 as a swiftie, Logan Sargeant.
user52 LMFAO, that's actually so funny tysm
user53 oh… yeah! …i was 100% joking… totally is NOT Logan haha
user54 we need to know who this man is NOW
georgerussell ☀️☀️☀️
yourusername the twins miss you! 🫶🏽
georgerussell cant wait to see them once the season starts again! 🙌
landonorris I thought you weren't close???
georgerussell no, I just knew she had a husband and kids so I said that as an excuse to not give you her number. I didn't think you would tweet at her, dumbass 🤦‍♂️
landonorris oh.
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user55 WAIT WHAT HUH WHAT
user56 HUH????????
user57 wait they're adorable lmao
user58 THAT SWIFTIE WAS RIGHT
oscarpiastri i would like to claim my rightful place as the favourite uncle/babysitter
sophiasmith WRONG 🚨
sophiasmith you can have favourite uncle but IM the favourite babysitter
sophiasmith so try again 😗
oscarpiastri 😒
alex_albon hes not even favorite uncle, hello? Its me 😽
oscarpiastri you are not even in the conversation, brit boy. Some of us have been around since before the twins were born. 😒
lewishamilton guys, guys, calm down. Favorite babysitter is clearly me.
oscarpiastri …that might actually be true😒
user59 I'm gonna bfr, he was not who I was expecting 😭
user60 LOGAN?????
user61 was not expecting to see a hard-launch when I opened Instagram today 😭
landonorris YOU 🫵😠
logansargeant ME 😌💍
user62 wait! They're adorable! 😭❤️🤍💙
maxverstappen you're the twitter screenshot husband man?
logansargeant yes 🫡
maxverstappen thank you for being the reason for Lando’s embarrassment 🤝
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user63 HES THE DUDE FROM THE SCREENSHOT!!!! ✨✨✨
lewishamilton happy for you guys 🙌🏽
logansargeant thanks Lewis 🤙
user64 MY parents now
user65 wait I love them I'm gonna cry 😭
user66 awwww this is so cute 🥹
lilymhe 🥹
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user67 Logan and Lewis, my favorite wags
user68 OH MY GOD???
yourusername I love you and our family so much, lo 😭🤍🤍🤍🤍 MY husband 🫶🏽
logansargeant i love you too, I'm so proud of you and everything you've achieved baby ❤️🤍💙🫶🏻
user69 remember guys, this all spawned because Lando tried to ask y/n on a date.
user70 the perfect family 🤍
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hsnlv · 2 days ago
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enhypen!hyung line reaction to…
your stupid tiktok joke?
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warnings/others: fluff?, suggestive joke (ifffff you squint actually lmfaoo)
a/n: i dont how to put out a layout for this one but i hope you enjoy it regardless :0 reblogs and comments are highly appreciated! 💗here’s my masterlist!💗
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˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ lee heeseung ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊
“im bored. we should kiss.”
you glare at heeseung as he lounges on your bed, completely absorbed in his phone. your boyfriend—the one who came over claiming he missed you sooo much—is now here, ignoring you like you’re just part of the furniture.
“hee…” you whine, shifting closer to him, trying to steal even a sliver of his attention. but apparently, whatever’s on his screen is far more fascinating than you, because all you get in return is a halfhearted, unbothered “hm.”
oh, that’s it.
a lightbulb flickers in your mind as you remember something, and before you can stop yourself, you clear your throat dramatically and mumble, “baby, i’m bored. we should kiss.”
cue instant chaos.
heeseung, mid-sip of his water, suddenly chokes—his eyes widening as he coughs, frantically trying not to die. “w-what was that, bun?” he sputters, still recovering.
you blink at him innocently, gasping as if you’re shocked beyond belief. “gasp! who said that?!” you clutch your chest like you just heard the most scandalous thing in the world. “that’s crazy! so bold! so shameless!”
heeseung squints at you, lips twitching in amusement. “oh? so it wasn’t you?”
you shake your head furiously, eyes wide. “nope! absolutely not! it was probably the wind… or maybe a ghost!” you gasp again, pointing at him dramatically. “oh no! what if our house is haunted by a really romantic ghost?!”
heeseung finally breaks, a giggle escaping him as he tosses his phone aside and pulls you into his arms. “a romantic ghost, huh? well, i guess i better listen to its request.”
and before you can come up with another ridiculous excuse, he’s already leaning in, pressing a soft, lingering kiss to your lips.
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. park jongseong ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
“the matter baby? whats the matter baby?”
it’s movie night, and you and jay are curled up on the couch, but there’s just one problem.
jay is glued to his phone.
not paying attention to the movie. not paying attention to you. just scrolling.
you squint at him. this is blatant disrespect.
so, naturally, you decide to fix it.
“jay,” you say sweetly, shifting closer.
“hm?” he replies, still not looking up.
you fight back a smirk. “would you rather eat a baby goat or the matter baby?”
“the matter baby?” he asks, completely oblivious.
“what’s the matter, baby?”
his thumb freezes.
his entire body goes rigid.
you watch as his brain malfunctions in real-time.
his eyes narrow, his jaw slightly dropping as realization smacks him in the face. “did you just—”
“nothing, sugar! how about you?” you cut him off, smiling innocently.
he stares. blinks once. twice.
and then, with zero warning, he lunges at you.
“YOU DID NOT JUST GET ME WITH THAT STUPID JOKE.”
you shriek, scrambling to escape, but jay is faster, stronger, and fueled by vengeance.
he tackles you onto the couch, trapping you beneath him as he straddles you.
“oh my god, you’re so mad right now!” you giggle, completely unbothered by the fact that you’re literally being held hostage.
“mad? no,” he smirks. “i just think you deserve punishment.”
“jay, no—”
too late.
his hands dive straight for your sides, and suddenly, you’re screaming with laughter, kicking and flailing as he mercilessly tickles you.
“say you’re sorry!” he demands, grinning.
“never!” you gasp between giggles, tears forming in your eyes.
“fine.” he leans down, lowering his voice. “i was gonna stop, but since you’re so stubborn…”
“JAY—”
the next few minutes are pure chaos, filled with screaming, thrashing, and a ridiculous amount of laughing.
somehow, you both end up in a tangled heap, breathless and giggling, his phone long forgotten on the floor.
mission: accomplished.
૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა sim jaeyun ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა
“shh, dont talk too loud. it’s not good for the baby.”
jake has been nagging you non-stop for the past ten minutes, pacing around the room like a worried mother. and all because you forgot to lock the door when he left for groceries.
“baby, this is a serious matter,” he huffs, hands on his hips. “what— what if someone broke in and killed you or something? we do not want that—”
you groan, dramatically flopping onto the bed. yes, okay, he has a point. but in your defense, you were way too lazy to get up, and it’s not like he was gone for that long anyway.
and then, a lightbulb flickers in your head.
“hey, jake,” you cut him off mid-rant, voice suddenly soft and serious.
he stops, blinking at you. “what?”
you grab his hand gently and whisper, “shh, don’t talk too loud… it’s not good for the baby.”
jake freezes. you watch as about a thousand thoughts seem to hit him at once. “baby? what baby?”
“me,” you pout, clutching his hand tighter. “i’m the baby.”
his entire demeanor changes in a second. his sharp gaze softens, his lips twitching like he’s trying not to melt. “oh my god,” he mutters, running a hand over his face.
you double down, widening your eyes at him like some sort of helpless, delicate creature. “you were yelling,” you whisper dramatically. “scaring the baby…”
jake snorts, shaking his head as he finally cracks, wrapping his arms around you and squishing you into his chest. “you are so insufferable,” he mutters, laughing into your hair. “but ugh, fine. my poor baby.”
you grin, smug at your victory.
except—
“but,” jake suddenly pulls back, holding your face between his hands, his soft tone turning into a firm one again. “my big baby still needs to lock the door when i leave, okay?”
you groan. “ugh, jake—”
“nope,” he shakes his head, pecking your forehead to shut you up. “no arguments, baby. i will nag you forever if i have to.”
“forever?” you blink.
“forever.”
…you don’t know whether to be fond or terrified.
˚⊱🎀⊰˚park sunghoon ˚⊱🎀⊰˚
“i dont know whats gotten into me but i wish it was you.”
you lazily trace random patterns on sunghoon’s chest, humming softly as he absentmindedly plays with your hair.
“you’re awfully quiet today, hm?” he murmurs, his fingers still threading through your strands. he presses a quick kiss to the top of your head, as if trying to snap you out of your daze.
perfect. he fell right into your trap.
you smirk against his chest before quickly wiping it away, putting on your most innocent, vulnerable expression. you clear your throat dramatically.
“i don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, hoonie…” you mumble, voice just the right mix of soft and mysterious.
his phone is instantly forgotten. his whole body tenses as he tilts his head down at you, his eyes now filled with concern.
“hm?” he hums, his fingers pausing in your hair.
“but…” you sigh dramatically, tightening your grip on his shirt. “i wish it was you.”
silence.
you feel his chest rise and fall, but he doesn’t say a single word. you slowly peek up at him, and oh, wow.
his brain is completely fried.
his lips part slightly, his eyebrows furrowed, and his usually sharp gaze looks… empty.
“wait.” he blinks once. then twice. “what—”
before he can even process the joke, he suddenly moves.
with a swift motion, he pushes you down onto the bed, hovering over you with a deadpan expression.
“you think you’re funny, huh?” his voice is low, but there’s a hint of amusement laced in it.
you burst into giggles, squirming under him. “i know i’m funny!”
he narrows his eyes before suddenly attacking your sides with tickles.
“hoon— hoon, stop—” you shriek, flailing under him as he mercilessly tickles you, a smirk finally tugging at his lips.
“oh no, baby,” he teases, tilting his head. “you brought this on yourself.”
“i take it back! i take it back!” you cry out, but he only laughs, enjoying the way you’re practically gasping for air between your giggles.
when he finally stops, he hovers above you, his face just inches away.
“next time, i’ll really get into you,” he murmurs with a smirk, before pressing a soft, lingering kiss on your lips.
…yeah, joke’s on you.
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rubywillkins · 1 month ago
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for the cafe, can i request a dark mocha and a shot of espresso with almond, oat and goat milk, then caprese skewers, a hot dog, chicken nachos and beef stroganoff with a club soda to top it off? All served by charles leclerc please <3
Sure darling ♥️
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The Monaco sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in hues of orange and pink. Charles stood on the balcony of his penthouse, his gaze fixed on the harbor below. Inside, Y/N wandered barefoot across the living room, her summer dress swaying gently with each step.
Charles turned, catching sight of her. A soft smile spread across his face as he leaned against the doorway. "You know, I could get used to this view," he said.
Y/N glanced up, her eyes meeting his. "The harbor? Or me?"
"You," he replied without hesitation, his voice low and warm.
Her cheeks flushed, and she let out a small laugh. "You’re shameless, Leclerc."
Charles pushed off the doorframe and crossed the room to her. His fingers grazed hers before he pulled her into his arms. "I’ve missed you," he murmured, his lips brushing her temple.
Y/N tilted her head to look at him. "You’ve seen me almost every day this week."
"It’s not the same," he said, his green eyes locking onto hers. "Racing, traveling—it keeps me busy. But this—us—is what I need."
Her heart swelled, and before she could respond, he kissed her. It was slow and tender at first, but it deepened as their bodies melted into one another. His hands slid down her back, pulling her closer, while her fingers tangled in his hair.
The kiss became a wordless invitation as they made their way to the bedroom, the glow of the city lights filtering through the sheer curtains. Charles’s hands found the hem of her dress, lifting it gently as they fell onto the soft sheets.
You didn't even realise when you both get naked... He was kissing you roughly... Like it's the only food he will have for the rest of his life..
Pinching and kneeding your breasts.. his mouth slowly moves towards your jaw.. your jaw to neck.. giving you sloppy kisses...
While he was kissing you... His hands were busy drawing circles on your clit...
He slowly inserted both of his fingers inside you...
Making you moan at his sudden movement...
He was thursting into you with his fingers.. you were thinking.. how good he gonna make you feel once he is inside you... Just the thought is making you more wet ...
And than you tried to touch his dick... Which was huge.. every time you see it.. you become surprised as how big it actually is...
"charles you are so big..." You said having mix feeling of excitement yet a bit hesitant...
"you can take it, you've done it before"
He said feeling proud... "I am going to fill you with my babies"... And he suddenly inserted in you.. without giving you time to adjust his size... Which caused you to moan...his name so loud.. you almost whimperd..
"God, you love it like this, don't you". He said teasing tone... Turning you more on...gosh you love it when he like that..
He was pounding into your core... While kissing you... With each stroke you were feeling so good .. his big dick really works well..
You were moaning his name while piercing his back with your nails.. which he is gonna love secretly...
Finally after some time he cum inside you... Filling your core with his warm thick liquid...
"god you look so beautiful with my cum inside you, you are gonna have my baby, now"
He said making you blush.
Later, as they lay tangled together, the sound of their breathing the only noise in the room, Charles ran his fingers along her bare shoulder.
"You know," he began, his voice soft, "sometimes I wonder how I got so lucky with you."
Y/N smiled, turning to face him. "What do you mean?"
He propped himself up on his elbow, his gaze tracing the contours of her face. "You’ve seen me at my best and my worst. Through wins, losses, and everything in between. And you’re still here."
"Of course I’m here," she said, her fingers grazing his cheek. "You’re not just Charles Leclerc, the driver. You’re Charles—the man I love."
Her words seemed to hang in the air, wrapping around him like a warm blanket. He leaned down, pressing a kiss to her forehead.
"I don’t say it enough, but I love you," he admitted. "More than anything."
Y/N’s eyes softened, and she pulled him closer, their foreheads touching. "You say it every time you look at me, Charles. And I love you too."
They lay there in comfortable silence, their bodies entwined and their hearts full. The city outside continued its endless hum, but for Charles and Y/N, time stood still in their little corner of the world.
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cuteandhughesy · 3 months ago
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Ceilings | Luke Hughes (instagram edit)
summary: you and luke finally know your true feelings for one another and now you are free to post and express that love through your instagrams
warnings: none <3
face claims: lola tung (y/n) & rain spencer (ariana)
a/n: this was one of the first fics I ever wrote and bringing the character to life was so fun.
link to ceilings
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yourusername the playoff run continues 💙
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user1 goals
user2 the cutest girl
arianabrown you are my queen. I bow to you
yourusername love u sm
arianabrown I can still here that chant in my head
yourusername no bc I was just humming it and didn’t realize 💀
user3 to be at a michigan hockey game 😩
user4 😍😍
user5 need those pants immediately
lhughes_06 🍑
yourusername love a good peach
user6 future wag watching her future superstar bf
rutgermcgroarty where’s my pic? I don’t see it
arianabrown don’t start
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arianabrown your favs
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markestapa you look so pretty hunny
arianabrown 😘😘 was thinking the same about you
user1 obsessed with this
user2 ethan 😍😍😍
user3 the icons of uomich
yourusername omg stop look at us
edwards.73 goats
user4 the prettiest girls
user5 luke baby that’s not your angle
yourusername HA 💀
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yourusername last week of my third year 💙✌🏻 summer couldn’t come any quicker
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edwards.73 not the football game…
edwards.73 not you switching up
yourusername i’m so done with you
user1 the vibes are immaculate
user2 so pretty without even trying
user3 to be on luke hughes shoulders 🥲
markestapa thank god the scooter pic sees the light of day
yourusername it’s TOO good
user4 hello the scooter picture 💀
user5 so stunning
lhughes_06 that library has seen so much… 🫣
user4 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN LUCAS
user6 the real celeb at michigan
arianabrown can’t wait for summa !
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yourusername summer dump 💌 so in love with you
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arianabrown i’m so obsessed with you
user1 play that should be me by justin bieber
user2 the KISS DUDE IM PASSING OUT 🥹
rutgermcgroarty that ice cream looks fab
markestapa too bad you didn’t come you could’ve had some
rutgermcgroarty shut up
user3 living for the summer reunion pic
jackhughes should’ve included my mean swing
lhughes_06 too bad you don’t have a mean swing
user4 your smile is perfect
user5 you two are so perfect together
user6 luke on the jetski is sending me
lhughes_06 so in love with you
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lhughes_06 summer of a lifetime 🤍
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user1 you better know how to fight luke im gunna take your girl
user2 my favs
yourusername omg 😆
user3 THE CURLS
user4 biggest simp in jersey
user5 the kiss….on the cheek….im done. when is it my turn ? 😅
jackhughes i’m suprised you didn’t post a whole collage of just y/n
edwards.73 me too tbh
user6 i love you
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user1 beautiful
user2 you’re actually perfect
lhughes_06 baby you’re so cute
edwards.73 how come you never say this to me?
user3 😍😍
user4 oh so you’re perfect
user5 gorgeous
arianabrown YES BITCH SERVE FACE
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yourusername made it to jersey 🪻🤍👹
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arianabrown you’ve never looked more beautiful
njdevils we loved having you
user1 YESS IVE BEEN WAITING
user2 wag alert
user3 that first picture omg stunning 😍
jackhughes still thinking about those pastries honestly
arianabrown so real I dream of them
user4 photo dump of the century
user5 there’s nobody to talk about this with
user6 the life I crave
lhughes_06 ❤️
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yourusername life recently: work, ariana, and missing my boyfriend
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user1 serving tho
umichhockey we miss your bf too 😭
user2 you’re so pretty
user3 the difference in shoe size….
edwards.73 luke 😍💦
yourusername there are kids on this app.
user4 if luke can pull her….ww all have hope
user3 luke’s hot wdym
arianabrown stop why do I look so concerned yet so content
user5 my favs
user6 🤩🤩
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yourusername happy anniversary love 💗
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user1 happy anniversary to the king and queen
markestapa it’s felt like an eternity
yourusername is that a diss ?
markestapa definitely
user2 stop i’m in love with you both
user3 the perfect couple
user4 ❤️
lhughes_06 forever
user1 okay edward cullen 😩
user5 luke has never looked happier
arianabrown MOTHER AND FATHER
edwards.73 mark are you gunna let this slide? I thought she only called you daddy
markestapa 🫣
arianabrown STOP
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lhughes_06 1 year with you ❤️
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user1 no i’m fine 😭
user2 stop this is so cute
user3 oh yall in love love
yourusername and many more 🥰
arianabrown she’s so cute
user4 king shit
user5 men take notes !
user6 happy anniversary
jackhughes baby bro so in love 😎
rutgermcgroarty I mean…you’re welcome
yourusername rutger.
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a/n: not spell checked 🤪 make sure you check out the rest of the published insta edits for my fics and stay tuned for the upcoming ones 🤍
I do not own any of these photos - full credits to original owners.
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konigofmyheart · 2 months ago
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゚𐦍༘ farmer könig ゚𐦍༘
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(fluff, gn!reader, inspired by this [<fixed link])
❀𖤣𖥧𖡼⊱✿⊰𖡼𖥧𖤣❀𖤣𖥧𖡼⊱✿⊰𖡼𖥧𖤣❀𖤣𖥧𖡼⊱✿⊰𖡼𖥧𖤣❀𖤣𖥧𖡼⊱✿⊰𖡼𖥧𖤣
könig, who finally had enough near misses and couldn’t bear the thought of leaving you alone, retired and got you two a farm. since he grew up on a farm, he knows how to take care of animals, and you can’t deny this slower paced life is nice.
lazy mornings in bed (though not too often, otherwise the animals will start rioting about late breakfasts), meals made from the very things you grow on your land, warm evenings watching the sun set over your fields as a chorus of cicadas fills the air…
things sure liven up when your pygmy goats have babies, though. the kids are always prancing around, eating your flowers even though they always have full bellies, and occasionally butting heads. you and könig, like the good goat grandparents you are, have broken up your fair share of disputes.
despite your experience in goat behavior management, you’re truly speechless when simon, a black and white goat + the rowdiest of the bunch, decides to challenge könig. he just laughs as the baby goat charges at his leg, simon’s little horns jabbing oh so dangerously. poor simon’s basically trying to take down a tree trunk. “you’ll have to try harder than that, kleine ziege,” könig teases as he bends down, cupping the baby goat’s head with his large hand and playfully swaying it side to side.
“cut it out, kö. you’re gonna give him a complex!” you scold, unable to hold back your smile as simon charges at könig’s leg with redoubled effort; so little, yet so determined. “oh alright, liebes, i’ll humor him” he says as he pretends the baby goat knocked him down, fake groaning as he falls to the floor. he really hams it up for simon’s benefit, clutching at his side like he’s been beaten. like the brave conqueror he is, simon scrabbles onto könig’s chest, little tail wagging in celebration of finally defeating the walking mountain.
it’s all giggles and fun from both of you until simon pees on him… c’mon, he had to fully mark his victory somehow! könig groans, throwing his arm over his eyes, unable to be truly upset at simon when you’re laughing even harder, doubled over and clutching at your stomach. he’ll endure anything for your happiness, engel <3.
part 2
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triplefrontierbabe · 2 months ago
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Pregnancy smau with Vettel pls!!!!!
Sebastian Vettel Pregnancy smau
summary: you and Seb are new parents
pairing: f! new mom! reader x new dad! Seb
warning: this post centers around pregnancy, if that is not of interest to you please skip, age gap relationship, google translated German
a/n: I have such a soft spot for pregnancy aus 😭 I do love these kinds of requests. also, I think this might be my first seb piece??🥹
disclaimer: all photos are from Instagram and/or Pinterest, I take no credit for them
sebastianvettel
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f1 thank you for everything Sebastian♥️
astonmartinf1 we’ll miss you so, Seb 💚
yourusername so proud of you🥲
↳ yourusername also, big fan of the rb era ;)
↳ formulaluvr omg she just like us fr
↳ vettelfan123 we know this diva💜
lance_stroll I’m gonna miss you 💚
lewishamilton the goat🐐
scuderiaferrari ❤️❤️❤️
redbullracing thanks for the memories seb
tifosibabeee the end of an era 😭😭😭
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yourusername so immensely proud of your monumental career🥹🤍 now, we need to figure out what to do with all this free time
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yourbestfriend1 go seb!!
↳ yourbestfriend2 (we’re waiting outside your house ready to hang out)
sebastianvettel ich liebe dich
↳ yourusername amo-te 🥹
formulafan01 thank you yn for the seb content we all say in unison
waggossipf1 oh to be in her shoes for one day
heidiberger_ I love you both
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sebastianvettel one final awards night
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yourusername you’re so cute
↳ yourbestfriend2 caught lackin
georgerussell63 🙌🙌🙌
motorsportbabee i hope he never cuts his hair
↳ totowolfflover69 yn if you see this, please let him grow his hair out
astonmartinf1 always showing up in style 😎
yourusername and sebastianvettel
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yourusername been a bit busy lately… baby Vettel coming soon 🤰🤍🪽
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lewishamilton congratulations guys!!
lilymhe omg you guysss🥹🥹😭😭
yourbestfriend1 a mini bestfriend!!!!!!!!!!!
mtrsprtgirly now we know how Sebastian has been spending his time in retirement
↳ formulaonefan1 throwback to her caption in his retirement post 😭
kellypiquet parabéns!!🫶
redbullracing future world champ incoming?👀
tiffanycromwell such wonderful news! so happy!
wagteatimef1 isn’t he too old to be having kids
↳ sainzdefender you cannot be for real
↳ paddockgossip he’s literally in his mid thirties, he’ll be fine
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yourusername baby in bloom 💌🌱🌼🕊️
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yourbestfriend2 awh my heart 🥹
↳ yourusername 💛💛💛
danielricciardo still no haircut for the old man?
↳ yourusername hahah nope🥲
↳ sebastianvettel I love my hair ☹️
fanaccount22 he’s so fine and he knows it
heidiberger_ you’re glowing
↳ yourusername you’re too sweet 😭
xmotorsportx the girlies on tumblr (me) are gonna eat this up
sebastianvettel and yourusername
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sebastianvettel Mama, Papa und das kleine Mädchen🩷
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francisca.cgomes ela é linda😇
↳ yourusername obrigada meu amor
fernandoalo_oficial ¡felicidades!
f1 congratulations on your baby girl, Sebastian and yn!
maxverstappen1 congrats!!
lewishamilton was she born with racing boots on?
↳ sebastianvettel obviously
landonorris baby goat
yourbestfriend1 I’m so in love w her already
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yourusername slowly but surely settling into this new found life 🧺🌻💗🍯
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sebastianvettel 👋👋👋
yourbestfriend2 just a German man in his natural habitat
↳ yourusername honestly 😂
tiffanycromwell such a beautiful family🩷
↳ yourusername thank you so much🤍🤍 maybe you and Val should come out and bike sometime 😉
↳ valtteribottas sounds like a plan 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️
vettelfan05 he’s so nonchalant in the last pic lmao
f1wagteapage1 that should be me 😩😩
↳ formulalover44 imagine being seb’s controversially young, hot baby mama
↳ f1wagteapage1 tfym “controversial”?😭
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lorarri · 10 months ago
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★ . . . 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 , 𝐉𝐁𝟓
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summary , the daughter of lewis hamilton and a 3 time f1 world champion life is pretty great especially now that you have found a special someone
pairing , jude bellingham x fem! hamilton! redbull! f1 driver! reader
main masterlist | football masterlist
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yourinstagram winter break photodump pt. 5
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user my wife is a madrid...I don't know what to do with why self now
user stay away from my wifey mr. hey jude lookin ass
user MR BELLINGHAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
user it couple is cookin ya'll
user love that mother is living her best life
user bae wake up Y/N posted a winter break photo dump
user OKAY BUT THAT LAST PIC EXCUSE ME?!?!?!
user madam who got you those flowers
user jude better be careful or papa hamilton gonna have his head if he even thinks about trying anything with his daughter
user why am I kinda living from the idea of these two being a couple
user are you dating jude?
user Y/N come home the kids miss you
user 4th wdc pending...
user so we all know who the guy in the last slide is right?
user love my soon to be parents
user the queen soft launching wasn't on my 2024 bingo card
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TRENTSKI
JUDITH
EXPLAIN YOUR SELF
JUDITH
huh?
RICE RICE BABY
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did you really think you could sneek your way into Y/N Hamilton's ig dump and we wouldn't find out?
JUDITH
yes?
SANCHOOOO
SO YOU ADMIT IT
IT IS YOU
MEEK MEALS
glad you finally got together
I was getting sick and tired of you talking about her 24/7
JACK RABBIT
I'm surprised he even got the strength to talk to her
STAR BOY
right?
his brain normally turns to mush when ever her name is mentioned
proud of you bro
JUDITH
thx kyo
I always knew you were a real one
TRENTSKI
damn I see how it is then....
RICE RICE BABY
trents going dark lads
in his sad girl era
PHIL CHEESE STAKE
so wait who knows about you 2 being together?
SANCHOOOO
besides the entire intent after that photo dump?
MEEK MEALS
LMFAOOO
STAR BOY
tell lewis he's the goat
JUDITH
hahah funny
let us have our damatic soft launch
obvi you guys know
the only others that know are max, sebastian, and charles
I'll let lewis know when he figures out I'm dating his daughter this Saturday
JACK RABBIT
mate your fucked
TRENTSKI
DAMN
secret forbbiden romance
didn't know you were built like that jude
MEEK MEALS
what do you mean Lewis fucking Hamilton doesn't know you are dating HIS DAUGHTER
SANCHOOOO
pray for jude guys
these might be his last days with us
STAR BOY
he shall be missed
JACK RABBIT
dw jude I'll delete your search history of you stalking Y/N's ig and twitter
JUDITH
thanks guys...
wiss me luck
TRENTSKI
break a leg
RICE RICE BABY
don't die
MEEK MEALS
good luck
SANCHOOOO
you going to die
STAR BOY
what colour coffin do you want?
I'm thinking bright pink and rinestones
JACK RABBIT
do you need a get away driver?
PHIL CHEESE STAKE
before you die get me and ronnie a hat singed by Y/N and Lewis
JUDITH
I feel so loved rn
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lewishamilton replied to your story!
he's a good lad
but if he hurt's you
winning a trohpy will be the last of his concern
okay dad I'll relay that message to him
good
also don't forget to use projection...
DAD OMG STOP
carlossainz55 replied to your story!
¡HALA MADRID!
maxverstappen1 replied to your story!
Christian is asking if Jude wants to come to the team dinner before the livery launch?
also if he hurts you I will run him over with our matching aston martins
landonorris replied to your story!
what does he smell like?
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sparklingcid3r · 4 months ago
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I promised a rumble rundown, so that’s what I’m gonna do. Let’s go🙏 also here's the yt vid i used lol
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0:14-0:17
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Paul says, “Hello, Darrel. Long time, no see” and then immediately starts checking him out with that upside down smile, ik what u think abt 👁️👁️
0:24-0:27
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“I’ll take you” yeah Paul I’m sure u will 🙄 Darry’s cold af w the staredown tho, it’s unfortunate that Pony and Soda have do a full head turn to look at each other like “IKKK he ain’t j said that”
0:27-0:31
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DALLAS MY GLORIOUS KING ARRIVES,, shirtless??? And the crowd goes mild‼️ Pony also gets popped in the face and down he goes, it was so good that he was here for just a little bit, everyone say bye now bc the next time he shows up in the fight u won’t even know it’s him I’m deadass
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Soda is ripping into this guy right, my baby’s a champion!! And then gets up and kinda… walks past Steve getting his ass beat lmao. He even puts his hand on Steve’s shoulder to steady himself as he goes by😭
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He just misses the mean double gut punch Steve tanks like the unit he is, because Steve GRABS THIS MAN’S PUNCH and RIPS one across his face, it was beautiful. Masterclass in the ring I’m afraid
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Okay. I need to give yall the play by play for this single two-second sequence because it was genuinely the greatest clip of cinema I’ve ever seen in my life.
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Paul’s got Darry out of frame and he’s confident, dare I say cocky. He’s doing the universal hand signals for “Cmon, hit me bro.”
And I’m gonna say this next part softly. Lean in and listen to me:
When I tell u that Darry clocks Paul in the face, I don’t mean he just clocks Paul in the face. Darry rises like a phoenix from the ashes and swings so hard that everyone around him can feel the aftershocks. Paul has just experienced the equivalent of a steel boxing glove to the dome. Teeth are flying. Paul will have no recollection of this moment for the rest of his life. Take a look at this.
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Alr now we back up because YOU CAN SEEEE THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION. This man starts BAILING. The minute Darry spins back, Paul’s got bug eyes, all “Hold up. Wait a minute. He really ‘bout to clock my shit.” He did not want that smoke NEARLY as much as he thought he did, and ykw? I don’t blame him 🤷‍♀️ 
Letting yall know that I had to go back and slow down the playback speed so that I could bask in the glory that is Darrel Curtis’s behemoth of a punch. Geologists are losing their minds wondering how volcanoes are erupting and mountains are shifting, unaware of what just happened in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
1:00-1:03
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Dally bitch slapping a dude is a great way to kick off the one-minute mark, and a good kick to the ribs just for funsies ig. U go girl🫶
1:04-1:07
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Hottest Two-Bit has ever looked sorry
1:19-1:21
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Alr Dally is literally picking people up and WWE rocking their shit as he slams them to the ground. That kid was dropped neck first. How did Pony not have to write a sequel.
1:22-1:24
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Just an entire sequence dedicated to Soda mewing even as he gets bitched in the face. It’s alr tho, he got his get back
1:47-1:49
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Istg I’m not tripping, u listen and u can hear Pony screaming for Darry yall I thought this was supposed to be a good time, I’m actually sobbing
1:55-2:01
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STEVE CLUTCHES UP??? DEADASSSS that was the CLEANEST three-shot KO I’ve ever seen, then he body flips the guy behind him??? I WASN’T FAMILIAR W UR GAME, RANDLE 🙏
2:09-2:15
The Socs are kind of getting ready to retreat at this point but rq we gotta check in on the exes, Paul’s getting clowned on again lmfao.
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This man tried to kick Darry, then when Darry’s got his foot and is getting ready to spin him like that pigskin, he’s PULLING on Darry’s HAIR??? Man, just leave 😭 ur cooked. And the last time we see him, he’s CRAWLING AWAY😭😭 at least STAND UP
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Pony’s getting washed in a 6v1 it ain’t his fault this time, bless up. Luckily my goat Darrel Shaynne Curtis Jr. pulls up and literally starts throwing bodies. Absolutely spectacular that I get to live in the same lifetime as this movie.
2:30-2:32
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Darry’s asking, “Ponyboy, you okay?” and some NOBODY tries to grab Darry’s shoulders. Who do u think u are???
3:35-3:45
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Greasers get the W👏
So in conclusion I think we can all agree that if u are locked in an iso with Darry, just offer up ur cheek and get it over w. Ur not getting the dub. Roll down ur sleeves and go home, ur benched.
Sorry this is messy af, I'm just having fun rn LMFAO
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chaos-chloe · 5 months ago
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I have a request for the Clooless guys
Could it be the Clooless guys meeting the reader in person for the first time at a like at a mall or a fair. The twist is the reader has never shown their face so they don’t know what they look like. So the reader decides to have fun with them. Following them around and sending the guys photos of them in a group chat. This is flustering them because clearly the reader can see them but they can’t find them. Eventually they walk up to the group pretending to be a fan wanting a photo, they get it, then send it to the group chat ending their little game. The reader apologizes offers to pay for a meal and some drinks as an apology and they all have a fun night.
I hope your having a good day or night
Fairly Clueless - Clooless/Pezzy x reader
Summary: Faceless reader/youtuber plays mind games with the guys
TW: cursing, lmk if I missed anything <3
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As I was leisurely walking up to the ticket stand, I grabbed my season pass out of my small black purse that was slung over my left shoulder. The girl saw my pass and let me walk through without a word, which made me quite paranoid. I kept my head on a swivel making sure no one is recording or recognizing me. My hair was flowing down my shoulders, ending at the bottom of my back. 
I kept walking around the vendor section looking for a certain small trinket, to add to my collection of weird little things. My eyes spotted a copper witch broom besom on a skull, as I was about to grab it another hand snagged it up. My eyes trailed their arm up to their face, my eyes widened and I backed up slowly, it was Droids as in ElasticDroid. My eyes wandered around the open area and saw the guys trying to meet up with Droid. 
I played it cool and kept looking around at the vendors table, I was listening into the guys conversation. 
“Droid, we finally found you. Why do you keep moving while we are trying to meet up with you man?” Puffer asked, annoyed .
“Dude, I’m sorry but look what I found! Isn’t it cool, like um uh ____ would have?” Droid questioned excitedly.
“It’s slightly creepy, not gonna lie. But it does seem like ____ would have that on her shelf.” Grizzy responded wearily, he kept his eyes on it.
“Droid, are you buying that for her?” Pezzy asked.
“Duh, of course I am. Why else would I have it in my hand?” Droid snarked back at Pezzy, the guys laughed together. 
I sneakily walked away from the group, I had a master plan forming in my head. I took out my phone to make it look like I was trying to take a picture of the surrounding venue, but really I was taking a picture of the guys.  They were laughing at Droid, as he took out his wallet to pay for my “surprise” new trinket. I opened Discord to send a text. 
*PICTURE*
{You guys look like you are having at that vendor's table ;)}
Before I sent that non-cryptic message, I started walking away, so they wouldn’t see me being suspicious. 
Droid
{Uh what?} 
Pezzy 
{when did you decide to move to Texas, WHAT?!}
Puffer
{Definitely not creepy at all ____}
Grizzy
{Nah this is why I stay home, ____)
{whattttt noooo, definitely not creepy Puffer. <3)
{I always lived in Texas Pezzy}
{love you droid *mwah*}
{Grizzy shush, you love meee}
Droid 
{_____ where are you?}
Grizzy
{yeah, let’s meet up}
Puffer
{Nah, we hate woman lol}
Pezzy
{true fuck woman LMAO}
{I’m really feeling the love guys}
{maybe we will meet up after I do some browsing, and looking at the animals *mwah*}
I put my phone away in my purse and pulled some cash out and stuffed the bills in my pocket. I walked to wing 3B, where they kept the animals. I found a table where you can buy a bucket of food for the fur babies, after my transaction I marched my way through people with a purpose to feed the babies. I reached my first destination of a pen with a momma goat feeding her kids, I tiptoed over to her, grabbed a handful of feed and stretched my arm over the chicken wire fence to have my hand right there in front of her face. Momma goat finally relaxed when she realized I wasn’t here to harm, but to help her take care of her and the babies, she ate right out of my left hand. 
After the goat finished eating I moved onto the other animals, while walking around I spotted the guys again and snapped a quick picture once I got my phone out of my purse. 
*PICTURE*
{Hmmm, you guys must be Clooless} 
{hehhe}
Puffer
{Hahah I see what you did there}
Grizzy
{Reallll funnny}
Pezzy
{*face palm*}
Droid
{ahaha what?} 
{cmon on droid keep up with me}
I put my phone up in one of my pockets in my bottoms. Walking away from the scene to the next animals, llamas. As I was feeding one of the dark caramel colored llamas, I heard a set of footsteps walk up to me. I spun on my heel being face to face with Pezzy, I saw Puffer slowly walking to Pezzy. 
“Yes? How can I help you?” I asked politely, trying not to be suspicious.
“I just wanted to say that my friends but mostly me, think you are really beautiful. Is there any way I can get your number?” Pezzy answered my question with another question. I shifted on the soles of my feet, thinking about it. *they don’t have my number, so might as well give it to them and fuck around with Pezzy later*
“Um yeah sure, do you want to write it down or type it into your phone?” I agreed 
“Oh yeah, my bad.” Pezzy fumbled to get his phone out of his left pocket. He opened his message app and I quickly typed my number in with a contact name of ____.
“Text me later okay?” I suggested with a smile and wave goodbye
“Will do, _____.” Pezzy smiled and walked off 
I was giggling with a small jiggle in my body as I walked to different sections. My brain is reeking with excitement and ideas of how to fully fuck with them and reveal myself to them at the same time. After feeding and visiting all the animals and seeing all the children light up with smiles, I took myself outside to go explore the fair games set up. 
When I arrived at the games, the boys minus Pezzy were standing around with a drink in their hands laughing and picking on each other. I walked shyly up to them acting like I was a fan wanting a picture or a hug.
“I’m so sorry to disturb y’all but is there any way I can take a picture with y’all or at least a hug?” I asked with my cheeks turning a bit pink. 
“Oh my god, yes. C’mon Grizzy take the photo.” Droid said excitedly and set his bag on the ground. I handed my phone to Grizzy, then all of us got in frame, made a funny face and clicked! Photo success!
“If you want, Pezzy should be back any minute if you want one with him.” Grizzy suggested while Puffer was giving me a hawk eye like he was trying to figure me out.
“I would love to, but I have to start heading home. Thank you again, y’all stay safe.” I wish them luck and hopefully I don’t get caught just yet. 
I walked back to my car, unlocked the driver side and slid onto the seat. I took a deep breath to calm my heart rate, my heart feels like it is beating out of my chest. Once my keys were in the ignition and my phone hooked up to my bluetooth stereo, I opened the groupchat to reveal my “prank” on the guys. 
*PICTURE*
{it was nice meeting you guys <3}
Grizzy
{nah, no way you playing?!}
Puffer 
{I TOLD YOU GUYS SHE WAS SUS}
Droid 
{WHAT?! I WAS PLAYED WITH BEFORE I WAS TAKEN TO DINNER}
{I CANT BELIEVE THIS BULLLL SHIT}
Pezzy
{....____?}
{Hi guyssss, I hope you all aren't too mad?}
{I was nervous, don't fully expect me to have face cam on now lol}
{yes, pezz?}
Puffer
{Pezzy you really sought after her didnt you?}
Pezzy
{I DIDNT KNOW ON GOD PUFFER}
Droid
{Now you lost me and grizz}
{we are starting at eachother like 2 big idiots}
Puffer
{you know how pezzy surprisingly got a girls number}
Pezzy
{SHUT UP PUFFER}
Grizzy
{OMG YOU ASKED ____ AND DINT KNOW IT WAS HER!?!?}
Droid
{Pezzy just has that aura mannn}
{well i wasnt gonnnaa say anything…}
{I DIDNT want to put him on the spot like that, cmon puff}
Puffer
{what?! Someone had to dude}
{anywayyyys, I’m heading to Waffle House yall. Yall coming as well? My treat?}
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Angel forget that last one, more Farmer Sev please… I beg you
WAHHHH FARMER SEVIKAAA i forgot about her omg... ok, one sheep farmer sevika x strawberry farmer reader blurb coming right up
men and minors dni
since getting married, you and sevika have started quite a few businesses together.
almost every weekend in spring finds your little farm hosting a wedding party-- couples falling in love with the cozy charm of your property and renting out your old house for their guests, getting married in the gazebo by your wildflower field, and eating your famous strawberry cake with their families to celebrate their love.
in the summer, you open your old house as a bed and breakfast. the most frequent customers are little old couples and lowkey bachelorette parties. it's great. most of the guests come from the city and they're enchanted by the farming lifestyle-- so usually they end up helping you and sevika around the farm for free-- just to 'experience the fresh air'.
in the fall, you welcome classes of school children to your property, putting your friendliest animals in a pen so they can pet them, and letting them explore the small pumpkin and corn patches you plant each year.
winter is really your only off season. as it gets cold and dark, the work to do around your land lessens. there's no crops to weed or water, the goats tend to stay in the warm barn for most hours of the day, and you and sevika take the 'off' season quite seriously-- spending a majority of the winter cuddled together under wool blankets, relaxing and recharging as you prepare for another year.
so you're a little concerned one winter evening when the sun sets and your wife hasn't come in from the barn yet.
sevika gets caught up with her sheep sometimes. they're her babies-- she loves them like family. so it's not unusual for her to lose track of time as she's feeding them dinner, getting caught up in giving her babies enough pets and kisses to last them the cold winter night.
but when dinner time comes and goes, you start to worry.
you quickly bundle up in your coats and boots, grabbing sevika's dinner and a flashlight, then taking off into the night to find your wife.
"sevika?" you call out into the cold darkness.
one of your ducks quack a response from their coop. you chuckle and start toward the barn.
"sev?" you ask as you pull open the barn door.
a few sheep look up from their pens to greet you with a 'baaaa.' besides that, though, it's quiet.
you pout and start walking through the barn, looking for your wife.
you almost give up on your search completely when you see something in one of the pens moves.
you burst into laughter as you shine your flashlight on the sight. sevika's curled up in the hay beside cupcake-- the ewe that somehow managed to get pregnant this past fall-- fast asleep with the sheep's head in her lap, her hands curled in it's wool.
cupcake blinks awake before sevika, greeting you with a little grunt. she's getting big-- sevika's pretty sure she's carrying twins, and the poor sheep can't do much more than eat and sleep as she waits to deliver her babies.
"hey, mama." you greet the sheep, fishing a carrot out of sevika's stew to feed to her. "how you doin', baby?" you ask, scratching the sheep's ears.
"baaa." cupcake answers. you snort.
"i shouldn't be giving you this. it's rude to steal someone's wife, y'know?" you ask the sheep. she just chews on the carrot. "she's supposed to be cuddling me." you pout.
"baaaaa." cupcake says. you chuckle and give her another carrot.
"sev's not gonna have anything to eat if you keep munchin' on her dinner." you tell the sheep. she doesn't seem to care, blinking up at you with watery eyes as she silently begs for more, her tiny tail wagging wildly behind her. you giggle. "fine. one more."
"y'r talkin' to the sheep?" sevika's raspy voice asks. you giggle as you look up from cupcake to watch your wife blink awake.
"morning sunshine. you missed dinner, so i came searching for you. i can see you've found a replacement for me though." you pout. sevika snorts and groans as she sits up. little pieces of straw are stuck in her hair and coat. she looks fucking adorable. "brought you some stew." you say, handing sevika her now carrotless bowl of stew. she grins up at you.
"hi." she says, reaching up at you to make grabby hands. you hand her her bowl and she scoffs, setting it aside and reaching back up. "i want you, dumbass." she whines. you snort and roll your eyes as you sit down in the hay with your wife. cupcake flops over and falls back asleep.
sevika wraps an arm around you and pulls you to lay back down with her. you chuckle against her throat as you cuddle up beside her. "you know... we got this cool thing in our house called a bed. it's like hay, but it's so much more comfortable. it's got blankets and everything."
"shut up." sevika giggles. she gives your forehead a kiss then sighs. "i just wanted to check up on cupcake-- she's been gassy all day, poor girl-- but she talked me into taking a nap with her with her big ol' eyes."
you giggle. "you're a sucker." sevika smiles.
"just for you. and the sheep."
"and the ducks, and the kids that come to the petting zoo, and everyone who comes to the farmers' market--"
"alright alright!" sevika cackles. "i get it. i'm a sucker."
you grin, and lean forward to kiss her on the lips. sevika hums happily against you. "you are. and i love you."
"i love you too." sevika sighs happily, tugging you even closer to her. you're practically on top of her now.
"sevika, we can't sleep here tonight." you giggle. she huffs.
"i'm worried cupcake's gonna go into labor and i won't be here to help!"
you burst into laughter. "sev, baby, she's not due for another three weeks. i'll take us into town and we can buy a fuckin' baby monitor for her tomorrow. please come inside, i won't be able to sleep without you snoring in my ear."
sevika huffs and wraps her arms around you, considering your proposition.
"there's fresh baked bread in the kitchen-- 's probably still warm." you bribe. sevika's stomach lets out a little gurgle at the promise of warm bread. you giggle.
"fuck. fine." sevika grunts, letting go of you and letting you rise. you bend down to help her up. she pouts at you as you lug her up. "but you're driving to town tomorrow. and i'm buying us three monitors-- just in case any of the other girls get knocked up."
you grab her stew in one hand, and wrap you free hand in hers, gently tugging the pair of you toward the house. "whatever you need, baby." you promise her.
sevika kisses your cheek in response, before she trips over a hay-bale and eats shit in the snow.
you end up laughing so hard you pee yourself a little.
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SANTA TELL ME
⊹ oh I wanna have him beside me like oh-woo-oh ⊹
🧦 ━━━ 𝓈tella 𝒽ughes and 𝓇utger 𝓂cgroarty enjoy a christmas trip in the snowy mountains
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Those screenshots are for context as to why I decided to lay out my view on Aric and Japeth there and to also avoid repeating myself.
Now back to the grind! (I will put a 'read more' because this WILL be long, be warned)
Topics: Aric and Japeth's origins, the context of their surroundings, the perfect isolation and the communal influence
@liketwoswansinbalance take a cup of tea or an espresso shot, this is gonna be a while
I will lay out a few of my takes on these two characters before I move forth and talk about their relationship because I feel that if I don't some details will not be understood or they will lack, what I call, flavour!
First, let us start with Aric who I am more experienced with because, well what do you know? He's interesting to think about.
Of course, we have to begin with his origins. That means Lady Lesso and his unknown father who for whatever reason the fandom wiki assumes is deceased but we have no confirmation of that. Perhaps it's because after the 'We can't imagine anyone who would miss him' his father didn't appear yet again Nevers have a very different way of 'loving' their children. Aka it's practically medieval times royalty but without the money, make the baby 'pure' for the bloodline, and move on. In our case make a baby for your lineage(with a willing or unwilling participant or with a sacrificial goat to a demon to clone yourself like it happened in Hester's case) and then we see where the rest goes. Now there is no doubt in my mind Lady Lesso loved Aric and she still most certainly held motherly love for him when they reunited despite him wanting to murk at her and managing to do so in the end. She admitted she was never afraid of him and more so afraid of what he could do to the people she cared about. But she WAS afraid of him when she realised that he was not HER son anymore.
We know that Lady Lesso was afraid of Aric's father. Perhaps the whole 'let's make an heir for our bloodline' was mutual but something happened and Lesso wanted to keep her son and avoid her husband(?)/father of the child. It is funny to me how people assume Ares, the God of War, is his father and honestly? I could see it. Lady Lesso has this aura of power around her and I wouldn't exactly be shocked if the woman who deemed Sophie as truly evil despite all of her flaws would only be swooned off her feet by a literal God, similar to how Sophie was very eager with the prospect of a powerful lover and having therefore a power of position. However, Lady Lesso perhaps sought out more than just power. I believe Aric's dad simply wanted to take Aric for who knows what reasons and Lady Lesso, one of the most powerful sorceresses that we know of(because come on. She managed to make the powerful protecting shield Rafal did at his full strength. That takes something) was AFRAID to confront a 'simple' man.
Now how does this all play in Aric's story if he didn't even know his father? Well, genetics count. Dovey recognised Aric's father from her memories after meeting Aric who had a similar outlook on him. Therefore Aric being very eager for war, battle, and savage violence in general despite maintaining a certain level of discipline which IS needed to win a war regardless of how brutal, would justify the Ares theory.
We know Gods can be charming or persuasive, we saw the air of confidence and undoubtedly strength Lady Lesso carries herself, and we see it in Aric how he has no issue getting where he wants, how he wants it, and deceiving everyone along the way. Despite supposedly having no interactions with girls whatsoever, given that the timeline only mentions that Aric's interaction with a girl ever before ending in the Arbed House was with the daughter of the family that rescued him that he nearly killed(not to mention that I remember that he DID murk their family dog. Perhaps the fact that the family's daughter was 'so weak' paired with his recent trauma of being abandoned by his mother who he most likely loved the most led to his whole 'women are weak, frail and pathetic' beliefs).
Therefore, how does Aric go on to 'seduce' Sophie and Hester? Although he didn't exactly go somewhere with either of the plans he had in mind with Rafal punishing him for going near Sophie and Hester not faltering for the guy he got stabbed by(even if the stab was meant for Agatha), we still see he has some maddening skills in being a charming devil and effortlessly so. Let's not forget that he ended up captain of the boys against any better judgement from Tedros. Sure he broke through the magic shield and we see Tedros question it even if he never gets an answer from Aric on it. A completely strange boy showed up on his doorstep and he just- let him in despite the clear threat he possessed simply because he claimed to(and didn't lie) that he was there as well because like everyone else he had something in this 'game' to go after. We see Tedros acting aggressively to Aric when he loses his patience in regards to the whole 'start a war already' situation, being threatened to be kicked out, but THAT was after Aric already become Captain of the boys. Aric must have proved himself in a different way than just breaking the shield. I mean sure he managed to gather up some henchmen between the time he left the Albert House to the moment he got to the schools, and we know that Aric didn't exactly have any friends. He was persuasive enough to get some other aggressive individuals to follow him and potentially even make them obedient to him. We never know what happens to them after book 2 but most likely just like the other princes and boys they are thrown out/leave because they are no longer needed therefore Aric doesn't keep them around.
Where does this play in the whole Aric-Japeth relationship? It does. Sure, Aric is very conscious about what he does and what effect he has on people but he had to learn he could have such an influence on others, and who was his first 'victim'? I believe that to be Japeth. Now I doubt Aric was aware of what he was doing. He was just a boy, no older than six who had been abandoned and turned spiteful against the cold harsh world. We know NOBODY liked Aric. Rhian and Kei surely didn't yet Japeth did. And I think the reason Rhian and Kei didn't like Aric is for the same reason that Japeth did.
Aric's natural charm worked on Japeth as they grew up together and 'explored'. While Japeth's acts of violence until then were to terrify both his twin and mother to the point Evelyn Sader who was very determined to raise Rafal's children(and who she also carried willingly despite being abandoned) turned to leave them in the exact spot where hearts so evil that they would ruin the endless woods if they were to be properly trained in the School for Evil were hidden (another screenshot y'all).
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Aric wasn't sent there by HIS blood nor guardian but rather by a family mortified by exactly this, a heart truly evil. He ended up there as an external factor who heavily influenced Japeth's perspective and views to the ones they were already being taught in the Albert House. That school's purpose is to redeem evil hearts like redeeming sinners in the Hazbin Hotel. However, the Arbes House had a far bigger success than we see happen with the demons from hell(weird parallel I know but you can't tell me it's entirely wrong given that Japan didn't do far more malicious war crimes than the characters we are presented in that indie animation). Anyway, as previously stated I believe that just as Aric's genetics made him charming, persuasive and manipulative, effortlessly with little to no struggle if I may, Japeth's genetics made him psychotic, prone to delusion as well as overly blinded sighted by his goal to account for all the details that may go wrong. These characteristics we seen in both Rafal and Evelyn.
We know that Evelyn was supposed to raise the boys and with the Mistral, sisters to help make them into what they are supposed to be. Japeth knew of his true nature while Rhian didn't and I don't think that it was Evelyn or Rafal to reveal that to him but rather the Mistral sisters AFTER Evelyn effectively abandoned the boys. I say abandoned because it wasn't until Evelyn saw how truly awful Japeth was that she was willing to truly drop this entire grand master plan despite carrying it so far. House Arbed specialises in hiding these evil souls from the schoolmaster himself therefore as far as Rafal was concerned in the context that he didn't exactly send monthly letters to his sisters, his sons were gone. Therefore even if Evelyn was still delusional enough to think he could be near Rafal, he rewarded her for helping bring him back or better said punished her for getting rid of his bloodline. It would make sense for Rafal to have noticed the impossibility of tracking down his sons the moment they stepped into the Arbed House which wouldn't exactly lead him to believe that there could be any magic more powerful than his to shorten his vision, because why would he? He never even considered that the students who loathed him could secretly work to overthrow him, or at least he didn't believe he'd get far so clearly while this is certainly a far stretch with the whole believing Japeth and Rhian are dead, it isn't entirely deniable. It would also make sense that after knowing of Aric, despite forcing the whole 'abandon your child or your career Lesso' he went off the radar when he got to the Arbed House just like it happened to Japeth and Rhian. Aric was evil just enough for Rafal to make him a DEAN on the SPOT despite having 0 experience whatsoever(outside the whole 'captain of boys)' and went as far as to give him the title of LORD.
I got a bit sidetracked but the point is Aric and Japeth were perfectly isolated and unbothered by any external factors in the Arbed House(perhaps the mistral sister keeping an eye on Japeth but not a lot more than that in the case of which Japeth and Rhian BOTH came in contact with the three only AFTER they left the Arbed House once they 'graduated' which could have been around the same time Rafal kicked the bucket, and Japeth was given more information than Rhian because the mistral sisters saw that unlike Japeth, Rhian's evil nature as little as it was ended up being stomped on and only Japeth was left with more authentic evil purity).
Japeth had violent tendencies but not out of any specific hatred or anger, but simply how he truly was we do not know whatsoever that Aric had such tendencies until after he was abandoned which would explain how compared to Evelyn who was mortified Japeth and willingly abandoned him and Rhian(perhaps Rhian too in the fear he could at any time turn like Japeth), Lesso had NO reason whatsoever to feel such genuine deep fear towards his son despite everything he did, despite the magic he inherited from her and the strength/mentality he might have taken from his father like Evelyn did. Lesso was afraid of Aric's father but loved Aric genuinely while Evelyn was supposedly madly in love with Rafal but FEARED Japeth. See the contrast?
Now that we have this cleared out we can finally begin the TRUE Aric-Japeth analysis as a WHOLE.
Japeth was corrupted by Aric. Yes, you heard me, Aric who undeniably is less evil than Japeth, is the one to have corrupted Aric and not the other way around. As I mentioned everyone saw it as troubling that Aric and Japeth interact with each other and given that it was Aric who ended up going to extreme lengths and being kicked out, rightfully so to think of it. Aric and Japeth only had each other as friends. Japeth was wicked by nature and birth, and Aric was wicked by his surroundings. While Japeth was relatively kept tame, that most likely changed the moment Aric came along. Aric who despite not being as horrible could NOT be contained(Just like Lady Lesso outright acted on betraying Rafal in the favour of the balance instead of just Evil).
Aric was also the first one to do an actual proper kill and not just torture or frighten as Japeth did to his brother and mother. Aric was the one to go the extra mile the moment he was pushed while Japeth despite all his wickedness never did such a thing or considered it even UNTIL Aric came into view and did as far as nearly killing Rhian. I mean a stab to the head-? Rhian had a hell of a skull not to die from it. A parallel to the False Rafal/OG Rhian on how HE had no issue with Hook eliminating competition but he wasn't able to do so himself until he was corrupted by external factors and did it himself at the end of the prequels by killing Rafal.
Likewise, Aric had an unconscious influence on Japeth. Aric had this natural attraction to get his way through. He got Tedros to place him as the Captain of the boys when Chaddick failed Tedros. He got Rafal to make him the new Dean/Lord of New Evil. He could have easily persuaded Sophie if Rafal didn't catch him in time and I dare say that even Hester was more than likely stunned enough by Aric's shenanigans for his action to still count as effective in playing with the victim's mind. However, while Aric was in conscious control of all of this, he never realised how he influenced Japeth. He was just growing, exploring who he was as a person and Japeth was the first-hand witness to that. Aric is more in the spotlight. He is in the shadows enough to not be noticed until it's too late but in the light enough for people to know to keep clear of him even when it is unclear the full extent of his power. Japeth is more of a shadow villain. He has no desire to step into the light, no need to put himself on display or hurt people just for the sake of it like Aric does, instead he does so by his simple nature, unconsciously.
And when growing up, a child takes from what they see around them including other children. Aric's naturally charming and suave behaviour put a spotlight on him from Japeth's perspective. One bright enough so that to him everything else becomes irrelevant as long as it's not related to Aric. If Aric didn't die I highly doubt Japeth would have helped Rhian with everything because he wouldn't have a reason to. Rhian wouldn't have what to bribe him with, even if Rhian didn't know he was beating Japeth out with the promise/idea of bringing back a person who most certainly everyone in the Arbed House despised. (Also the fact that Aric tried to kill Rhian and Japeth was dead serious on seeing Rhian choosing his safety over Japeth's happiness as a betrayal when he decided that Aric is to be kicked out. I mean I doubt it was Rhian's entire choice but that is the way Japeth saw it. Rhian chose himself over him so why should Japeth ever do otherwise for Rhian?).
Now that we established who wore the pants in the 'relationship' and as to HOW and WHY this is, let us define the status of it.
Japeth loved Aric. No doubt. I mean, having a magic space where you scribble your initials EVERYWHERE? I believe Japeth IS aware of how B+C scribbled on anything is usually a sign of romance or at least a very deep feeling. We see Rhian saying that Japeth considered Aric more of a brother than him, however, we then see Japeth ask decoy Aric for a kiss as a trap. Japeth was aware of his feelings towards Aric and so was Aric. However, Aric rejected that part of Japeth. In this regard, Japeth took after Evelyn's delusion that someone who didn't love him the way HE wanted it to, could ever, and also took after both Rafal and Evelyn, with Japeth believing that if he were to bring Aric back he could make him love him. (Rafal who thought he could make Sophie genuinely love him outside of desperation. Also, Evelyn who had thought that being of service to Rafal would gain her anything in her favour).
Japeth is the more powerful one in any aspect but mentally, whereas Aric in contrast naturally shines in through with his 'good' genetics. Japeth doesn't even think of stepping over Aric's authority over him, he lacks that rebellious spirit that Aric shines in. Aric dominates because he wants to. Japeth ended up dominating others because that was what was needed to get the one person he ever loved back. Japeth obeys Aric in his wishes, but during the scene where Tedros pretends to be Aric, we see that Japeth, from the demanding and cold snake, turns into a pleading puppy desperate for affection. He was right there and then ready to accept everything decoy Aric said if he didn't, to his credit and cunningness, test to see if this was even HIS Aric that he is so desperate about. Once he saw it wasn't his Aric, Japeth's delusion settled back in.
I highly doubt that the interaction would have gone any differently. Tedros didn't truly know Aric but he knew how he acted enough to realistically impersonate him for somebody who knew Aric on a far deeper level. Although he certainly must have had a flaw if Japeth decided to test out if this was Aric or not(outside of the fact that Aric was dead because we did later see Arthur talk to Tedros in the plane of dreams/magic so it's not wrong to think Japeth might have truly considered that decoy Aric was indeed Aric talking to him from the realm of the dead).
Now we established the relationship from Japeth's point of view + the view of everyone else but what about Aric? Now we know the romantic side of love was one-sided. We do know that Aric would send letters to Japeth, begging to come to him because he felt off without him, but I doubt that this was because of romantic feelings. Japeth states Aric was ashamed of their love, but this could be his perspective and rather Aric was ashamed of Japeth loving him like that or doing something to make him believe he could ever do that because loving someone also means hoping the feeling is mutual(unless you are that one sexuality where apparently to love people but you don't want them to love you back-??? Don't ask, I saw it once and that was enough for me to decide that the expertise of sexuality beyond bodily and mental psychology is no place for me to study). Aric was disgusted that Japeth who knew him best could ever think Aric could have such awful thoughts. Sure Aric hates women and he may have influenced Japeth in that aspect too because it's not like anybody else told him that women are pathetic creatures outside of Aric, which might result in a healthy young growing boy's hormones turning their attention to the same gender.(Reminder that places such as the military or conservative schools with only one of the gender present raises homosexuality because, in the age of teenhood where hormones flare up, they won't stop just because the opposite gender isn't present. Aric had contact with the opposite gender and saw examples of heterosexual couples, for example, the family who took him in, compared to Japeth who didn't exactly see Rafal around Evelyn I doubt that in the Arbed House, their biggest concern was making the boys good Christian boys and rather just oppress the evil as much as possible so that they can pass by as good. I mean Tedros is supposedly good and he deadpan chose the 'a villain will burn the world for you' route for Agatha so-).
I believe Aric missed Japeth because Japeth completed Aric. These two were the yin-yang of evil. The spiteful, fiery, rebellious part, and the calmer, colder, tamer part. Evil nonetheless but still, there is a very clear contrast between why these two are evil. It's a spectrum at this point.
Aric missed Japeth because Japeth was secure, Japeth was Aric's safe space. Japeth was the only other soul in this world Aric could share his dark thoughts and desires with, without being judged. Humans are still social animals even if some prefer solidarity, even our beloved introverts feel the need for a pet or some sort of emotional connection. Aric needed that connection. His status of power made it to be out of reach from others. His power build on terror and fear. He wouldn't trust those who loath him most to share his most intimate thoughts with.
Aric effectively isolated himself with his title, just as Rafal had. Aric needed someone wicked enough to understand him yet loyal enough to not choose their selfish reasons over his. Rafal had Sophie for that, however, he underestimated Sophie's external factors, the need for validation from a familiar person(Agatha/Tedros). For Aric though, this would have worked perfectly for Japeth. Japeth had no external factors to care for, not Rhian, not Evelyn, or anybody else. Japeth and Aric were only with each other. No other boys or girls between them. No other friendships or relationships. The only one who could have those was Aric and he effectively couldn't have them. Aric and Japeth wouldn't have been as deadly of a duo as people think. Yes if we take them from a standpoint of view in power and personality sure, but that's where they come and neutralise each other. While I believe that Aric most certainly expressed his feelings of wanting to kill Lady Lesso without hesitation and wanting to hurt Rhian for getting into his friendship with Japeth, he had no other specific targets. Sure Aric killed a dog, terrified a whole family and had an attempt on their lives, but you don't expect a rescue animal, abused, abandoned or traumatised to trust anyone right away. That unfortunate family wasn't the one Aric needed to cool down and recover from the essential meltdown he had for being abandoned and struggling severely in a highly dangerous forest with not just animals to worry about but magical/fantastic creatures who were ten times more deadly and could appear there as well. The Albert House was Aric's anchoring point back to reality and sanity but he had no one to coordinate his evil thoughts constructively like Lady Lesso does with her students because the Albert House works to OPPRESS these tendencies and that didn't sit with Aric's rebellious behaviour. If Aric wouldn't influence Japeth I believe his evilness could have been oppressed to an acceptable extent. Instead, we got the mastermind and his loyal henchmen. While Aric most certainly viewed Japeth as an equal and a person he desired to be around because he could feel human and natural around with, he didn't need him the way Japeth did because Aric experienced genuine unconditional love before Japeth, making him able to depict certain patterns and behaviours unconsciously.
Were Aric and Japeth friends? Yes. If these two weren't bothered would have half of the series happened? No. Were Aric and Japeth lovers? Not really. Did Aric love Japeth? Sure. Did Aric love Japeth? No. Did Japeth love Aric? Yes. Did Japeth love Aric? Yes. Did Aric see Japeth the way Japeth saw him? Not. Did Aric see him as an equal and or counterpart? Yes.
These two were most certainly each other's safe space, however, they viewed one another entirely differently.
Take this as you will.
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