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Pregnancy smau with Vettel pls!!!!!
Sebastian Vettel Pregnancy smau
summary: you and Seb are new parents
pairing: f! new mom! reader x new dad! Seb
warning: this post centers around pregnancy, if that is not of interest to you please skip, age gap relationship, google translated German
a/n: I have such a soft spot for pregnancy aus 😭 I do love these kinds of requests. also, I think this might be my first seb piece??🥹
disclaimer: all photos are from Instagram and/or Pinterest, I take no credit for them
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sebastianvettel thank you for all the memories formula 1
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f1 thank you for everything Sebastian♥️
astonmartinf1 we’ll miss you so, Seb 💚
yourusername so proud of you🥲
↳ yourusername also, big fan of the rb era ;)
↳ formulaluvr omg she just like us fr
↳ vettelfan123 we know this diva💜
lance_stroll I’m gonna miss you 💚
lewishamilton the goat🐐
scuderiaferrari ❤️❤️❤️
redbullracing thanks for the memories seb
tifosibabeee the end of an era 😭😭😭
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yourusername so immensely proud of your monumental career🥹🤍 now, we need to figure out what to do with all this free time
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yourbestfriend1 go seb!!
↳ yourbestfriend2 (we’re waiting outside your house ready to hang out)
sebastianvettel ich liebe dich
↳ yourusername amo-te 🥹
formulafan01 thank you yn for the seb content we all say in unison
waggossipf1 oh to be in her shoes for one day
heidiberger_ I love you both
sebastianvettel
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sebastianvettel one final awards night
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yourusername you’re so cute
↳ yourbestfriend2 caught lackin
georgerussell63 🙌🙌🙌
motorsportbabee i hope he never cuts his hair
↳ totowolfflover69 yn if you see this, please let him grow his hair out
astonmartinf1 always showing up in style 😎
yourusername and sebastianvettel
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yourusername been a bit busy lately… baby Vettel coming soon 🤰🤍🪽
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lewishamilton congratulations guys!!
lilymhe omg you guysss🥹🥹😭😭
yourbestfriend1 a mini bestfriend!!!!!!!!!!!
mtrsprtgirly now we know how Sebastian has been spending his time in retirement
↳ formulaonefan1 throwback to her caption in his retirement post 😭
kellypiquet parabéns!!🫶
redbullracing future world champ incoming?👀
tiffanycromwell such wonderful news! so happy!
wagteatimef1 isn’t he too old to be having kids
↳ sainzdefender you cannot be for real
↳ paddockgossip he’s literally in his mid thirties, he’ll be fine
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yourusername baby in bloom 💌🌱🌼🕊️
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yourbestfriend2 awh my heart 🥹
↳ yourusername 💛💛💛
danielricciardo still no haircut for the old man?
↳ yourusername hahah nope🥲
↳ sebastianvettel I love my hair ☹️
fanaccount22 he’s so fine and he knows it
heidiberger_ you’re glowing
↳ yourusername you’re too sweet 😭
xmotorsportx the girlies on tumblr (me) are gonna eat this up
sebastianvettel and yourusername
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sebastianvettel Mama, Papa und das kleine Mädchen🩷
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francisca.cgomes ela é linda😇
↳ yourusername obrigada meu amor
fernandoalo_oficial ¡felicidades!
f1 congratulations on your baby girl, Sebastian and yn!
maxverstappen1 congrats!!
lewishamilton was she born with racing boots on?
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landonorris baby goat
yourbestfriend1 I’m so in love w her already
yourusername
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yourusername slowly but surely settling into this new found life 🧺🌻💗🍯
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sebastianvettel 👋👋👋
yourbestfriend2 just a German man in his natural habitat
↳ yourusername honestly 😂
tiffanycromwell such a beautiful family🩷
↳ yourusername thank you so much🤍🤍 maybe you and Val should come out and bike sometime 😉
↳ valtteribottas sounds like a plan 🚴♂️🚴♀️
vettelfan05 he’s so nonchalant in the last pic lmao
f1wagteapage1 that should be me 😩😩
↳ formulalover44 imagine being seb’s controversially young, hot baby mama
↳ f1wagteapage1 tfym “controversial”?😭
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ mimosas? no, marriage!
welcome back lovers to the continuation of your little love with mr. norris 🧡!
content warning; nothing much, just scattered explicit language here and there — used a lot pinterest photos though.
summary; after that fateful dinner post-silverstone ‘23, life went on with you and lando.
here’s part one!
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landonorris welp, let’s hope she doesn’t lose the ring in wet clays anytime soon 😇
to think that this all started because of a packet of gummy bears, i love you mrs. norris yourusername 🧡
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yourusername and i love you, mr. norris 💞!
landonorris im her husband guys 🤭
username may this kind of love find me ✋🏻
mclaren congratulations to our power couple 🥂!
jensonbutton and little lando norris isn’t so little anymore, congratulations to the beautiful couple ❤️.
lewishamilton congrats mate! wishing you two all the best, enjoy the ride!
oscarpiastri best hard launch of the season
username yes oscar, we can tell lando probably blurted it out to you first to bcs he was so excited
yourusername precisely ☺️
username HAHAHAH-
danielricciardo and we thought he’d be single for the rest of his life too 😔 congrats though 🥳
username THE FACT THAT YALL WERE AT HIS WEDDING TOO
landonorris tell me abt it 🙄 ungrateful asses 🙃
username con 😭 grat 😭 ula 😭 tions
carlosainz55 he finally found a girl- sorry, wife you guys!!
username our condolences carlos, your wag chose an even cooler person, sorry 😔🙏🏻
yourusername yes, says the man who was shitting tears whilst lando read his vows to ME 😍
alex_albon wait, we thought you’d take her last name??
landonorris … she’s only a few inches taller than me
georgerussell63 what’s your exact excuse really? shes older than you too
landonorris BY A YEAR 😭
username THE WAY HIS OWN FRIENDS R CLOCMIG BBIM ON HIS WEDDING POST CMON 😭😭😭
username EXACTLY 💀
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September 10th, 2023 — Wedding Day
It was the day that you had dreamed of for as long as you could remember, yet nothing could truly prepare you for the flood of emotions that rushed over you as you stood there, facing Lando at the altar. He was grinning like a giddy schoolboy, as if the world had stopped just for you two. The sunlight poured in through the grand windows of the venue, casting a golden glow around him, making everything feel surreal.
You never imagined your wedding day would look like this, but standing before him, with the life you’d built together in the background, it was perfect.
“I do,” you whispered, your voice barely above a breath.
“I do,” Lando echoed, his voice full of love and certainty, his hand gripping yours as if nothing else mattered.
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yourusername yes, i got married to a man who drives a papaya coloured car 🥰 i love your mr norris landonorris
i’ll try my best not to lose the ring 😬
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username CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BEST CERAMIST AND HER PAPAYA GUY 🥂
charles_leclerc congrats to lando and démone 🥳
yourusername why thank you chicken 🥰
username NOT HIM CALLJNG HER A DEMON— whats the story here 💀⁉️
username apparently she used to terrorise him on the karting tracks when they were kids 🤠 hence the name demon ✋🏻
yourusername and he used to squabble like a chicken when he lost, so hence the name chicken ❤️
maxverstappen1 congrats!! still cant believe you guys were together and managed to keep it from us of all people 🙏🏻
sebastianvettel congratulations to the happy couple 💐!
yourusername thank you so much for the flowers, seb 🥹💞
kimimattiasraikkonen ❤️
username i absolutely love how the only chaotic comment is from charles while the others r congratulating her
username the stark difference from landos comments r killing me 💀
georgerussell63 you shouldve threatened him into taking your surname 😔 yours sounds way cooler
yourusername yknow what they said, we have to prioritise the little ones ☺️
danielricciardo youre too generous babes
username 💀💀💀✋🏻
landonorris … MY OWN WIFE GANGING UP ON ME
carlossainz55 ill crash your honeymoon ❤️
yourusername alexa, play the other woman by lana del rey 😇
username OH FFIHT FIGBT DIFB
username “there were three of us in this marriage” 💀💀
landonorris GUYS SHES MY WIFE NOW YAAAYY
yourusername 🧡🧡🧡
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May 5th, 2024 - The Miami Grand Prix.
The moment everyone had been waiting for. Your heart raced as you watched Lando on your phone from your hotel room, feeling that familiar tension in the air as he crossed the finish line.
You weren’t there. And it broke you.
But there was a reason. You had been told to rest, to stay in bed, and most of all, to take it easy during the pregnancy’s more delicate stages. You hated that you couldn’t be there — you hated that you couldn’t be the one to throw your arms around him as he celebrated. But you knew Lando. He would be okay. He had this.
When the podium ceremony came, you were watching it all unfold on the screen, your hands clutched to your chest as you saw the familiar flash of cameras and heard the roar of the crowd. Lando was beaming, trophy in hand.
And then, with a wink, he pulled out his phone. A post.
You gasped, tears welling in your eyes as you took in the words. You were so proud. But more than anything, you were over the moon with joy. The world now knew: the Norris family was growing.
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landonorris WWE FUCKIJG DID IT. P1 🏆 also, swipe for a lil’ surprise, thanks to everyone but especially my girls at home ❤️
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username DILF LANDO UNLOCKED????!!
username GIRLDAD LANDO IH MY GOD
f1 p1 and a baby girl on the way 🥳
username CONGRATS LANDAD 🌟🌟🌟
username baby norris on the way!!
username DIBS ON GODPARENT
username EY BACK OFF 🤺🤺
username NO YALL BACK OFF 🤺
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September 3rd, 2024
After months of preparation, late-night baby name debates, and countless check-ups, it was finally here. The moment you’d been waiting for. Your baby girl was on her way.
Lando was by your side through it all, his hand never leaving yours. Every contraction, every breath, he was there. His excitement was contagious, his nervousness endearing, and you could see the future unfolding right before your eyes. He was ready for this. You both were.
The room was a whirlwind of movement, but in that chaos, there was peace. There was love. And there were you two, together — now, with a little one in your arms.
When she finally arrived, you felt like you were holding the world in your hands. She was perfect. Small, wriggly, with a little tuft of dark hair and tiny fingers that gripped yours immediately.
You and Lando shared a quiet, overwhelmed smile.
“I love you,” Lando whispered, pressing a kiss to your forehead. “And I love her. Our little girl.”
You nodded, your heart full. “She’s perfect, Lan.”
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landonorris the best parts of us came together in you, and now our hearts are full in ways we didn’t think possible. eden norris, edie, you are the most beautiful blessing to mummy and daddy. welcome to the world, sweet girl ❤️.
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Edie became the center of your universe. Life was a little more chaotic, a little more unpredictable — but it was beautiful. Lando would rush back from the race weekends just to kiss you and hold Edie close. The little girl, just two weeks old, had already captured his heart in a way that made you fall in love with him all over again.
You were a family now.
And although things had changed in ways you couldn’t have imagined, there was one thing that stayed constant: Lando’s love for you, for her, for this new life you were building together.
It wasn’t always easy. There were sleepless nights, endless bottles, and days where you felt like you were running on fumes. But you never once doubted that this, right here, was everything you had always dreamed of.
The world watched as Lando took the podium again, this time at the Singapore Grand Prix, the first race after Edie’s birth. You were there, cheering him on from the pit, Edie sleeping soundly in your arms. It was almost like a full circle moment: from wedding day to fatherhood, from your first win to this.
But this? This was your biggest victory yet. And as you watched Lando embrace his daughter for the first time in front of millions of people, you couldn’t help but think:
This was just the beginning.
soooo, SORRY FOR THE DELAY 😭✋🏻
y’all, i’m still emotionally recovering from the fact that max is going to be a father, so— this one is a bit half assed but i plan on re-editing some things when i get over this ☹️.
anywhos, i hope you all had a wonderful holiday and merry christmas to those who celebrate, hope y’all ate lots of good meals 😋!
i’m lowkey dipping my toes into smau as well so please be nice 😞✨.
anywho, please enjoy this lowkey dumpster fire 😛!!!
#f1 x reader#lando norris x reader#x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 smau#pregnancy#still havent emotionally recovered from max’s post LOL#PLEASE ENJOY THIS DUMPSTER FIRE#fifty’s fics ���
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FWB SKZ!Fake Texts - "You got me pregnant"
Genre - Crack [Not a single serious thing in these convos] - [MDNI]
Content Warnings - Themes of Pregnancy [I probably didn't have to say this but I did 😭]
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𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲
description: telling them you're pregnant fandom: JJK characters: Gojo Satoru, Suguru Geto, Nanami Kento, Ino Takuma, Shiu Kong format: SMAU request: no warnings: pregnancy notes:
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Doomed to Fall Apart - Jjk Men Smau
Synopsis: *This was a request* You find out you are pregnant and you are thrilled, quickly texting your boyfriend, and soon to be father of your child, the news, but sadly, they don't match your joy. *obviously this is intended for female reader*
A/N: Thank you guys so much for giving me some more ideas!! If I haven't said it enough, I love myself some angst and as much as it hurt to do this request, it was amazing. Hopefully I did it justice and part 2 will be coming quickly! Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed 💕
*Since these are going to be a bit long, Im going to devide it into 4 parts. The next part will be with Nanami / Toji / Choso. Then I'll do the next part of the story entirely*
Part 1 / Part 1.5 / Part 2 / Part 2.5
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jjk smau where you send them a video and its a video that faces your pregnant stomach and down as you were resting and its a video of the baby moving and kicking around. you just send it to them for fun or because of how cute it is, saying something like “you’re baby is so active” and what not.
this is the next smau!!
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𐙚₊˚⊹ bbydaddy!yoongi (4) ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹
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when yoongi calls to confirm the results of the blood test, reality hits all over again.
you’re pregnant.
his voice was gentle, with the same calm professionalism he uses with all his patients… but it couldn’t mask his genuine warmth as he told you the news. you want to believe he sounded excited but it was hard to tell. you settle for the telling warmth in his tone instead.
hearing it out loud brought a whole new set of feelings—joy, fear, and then something else: the unavoidable question of how you’d tell your friends.
having a clingy friendgroup is not for the weak.
but having a clingy adult friend group—the kind who carve out time for you amidst career chaos, endless emails, and hectic schedules—is something else entirely.
they’re the type who know what you’re thinking before you can even say it. the type who catch your tone shifting over text and who will show up unannounced if they don’t hear from you for a day. they mean well, but keeping things under wraps with them is practically impossible.
which is why telling them worries you.
you can’t hide it.
you know you can’t.
truth be told, you don’t want to. they’re your friends and you love them to death. this baby is worth every second of celebration.
the thought had barely settled before it started to plague you.
how exactly do you explain this to a group of people who work together? who run a whole practice together? a group who’ll want to plan out everything with you, to fuss over you like you’re a ticking time bomb, and who—above all—will probably have a shitload of questions you don’t have answers to.
they’re the people you’ve shared birthdays with, career changes, heartbreaks, and random tuesday nights. now you’re going to share this news, but there’s no manual on explaining an accidental pregnancy to your closest friends without it sounding like a rom-com gone wrong.
a part of you already know how they’ll react.
they’d be thrilled, supportive, maybe a little over-the-top.
and then confused.
yoongi?
as the father?
… what, when, where, and why?
not that he’s a bad guy or anything but simply because there were no (obvious) moments that led up to this…
regardless, it’s like you can almost hear jimin’s gasp, feel jin’s bear hug, and imagine hyemi tearing up before tackling you in her usual affectionate way.
they’ll want to be there for every step of this (probably more than you can handle) but that’s the beauty of having friends who genuinely make the time… friends who go out of their way to show up—not just when it’s convenient but because they want to. they’re the type who, as adults, choose each other over and over again despite life’s demands.
you all take pride in being involved in each other’s lives—big moments, small moments, and now…
this moment.
but exactly how much is there to be proud of when you explain how nasty you and yoongi were with each other?
how this mess could’ve been avoided if you didn’t beg for him to creampie you?
yeah…
that’s a tough one.
as you’re still trying to figure out how to break the news, your timer dings.
you pull the last tray of brown butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies from the oven, the warm smell of melted chocolate filling the kitchen. you set the tray down with a sigh, hoping a night of stress-baking will take the edge off. but before you can even start on another batch, there’s a knock at your door.
before you can think to answer, hyemi is already pushing it open, holding an expensive wine bottle aloft like a trophy, her eyes alight with excitement.
“hyemi—”
“wine night!” she grins, crossing the room without hesitation, snagging a cookie from the cooling tray as she pushes the wine bottle toward you.
you catch the label and gasp. a prized chateau margaux. the kind of bottle she probably saved up for weeks (or borrowed namjoon’s credit card) to buy.
“you did not…” you say, eyes wide.
“oh, but i did,” she giggles, giving you a wink. “thank you, namjoon.”
you shake your head, a smile tugging at the corner of your mouth. “i knew it.”
“well?” she nudges the bottle toward you. “what are you waiting for? let’s open this and—”
you hesitate, trying to find the words. “i… i can’t tonight… or for the next few months.”
her smile falters. she clutches the bottle closer, looking genuinely wounded.
“w-wait, what? but—i fought namjoon for this, you know? and you’ve wanted this bottle for forever!”
“hyemi, i have to tell you something—”
“are you breaking up with me?” she jokes, only half-serious as she takes another bite of her cookie.
you roll your eyes and grab the cookie back from her hand, taking a bite yourself.
“it’s not you, it’s me.”
she laughs, swiping the cookie back with a shrug. “so what is it? and holy shit, these cookies are insane—”
“i can’t drink.”
“why? you’ve gone to work hungover before.”
you struggle to find the words, fingers tightening slightly around the bottle in your hands.
“no, it’s not that. it’s… different.”
hyemi’s brow furrows, her eyes narrowing as she peers at you, picking up on your hesitation. “what? don’t tell me you’re on some sober cleanse or something.”
“no… hyemi, i…”
“i mean if you are, i totally support you. i just think there’s too much good wine in this world and not enough time—”
“i’m pregnant.”
hyemi’s jaw drops, her eyes widening. her mouth opens and closes in shock, but before she can get a word out, there’s a loud crash behind you both.
you whip around to see the rest of the guys standing at the doorway.
jimin is frozen, a shattered wine bottle at his feet, red liquid pooling across the entryway as he stares at you in wide-eyed disbelief.
your eyes lock with yoongi’s, who stands in the middle of the group, his expression soft and steady as he takes you in. he tilts his head, just slightly, a quiet, unspoken reassurance passing between you two. you can feel your heart hammering, cheeks burning as you try to focus on anything other than his gaze.
the silence stretches for a beat too long before taehyung breaks it.
“mommy?”
this isn’t exactly how you pictured them reacting to the news.
as you sit on your couch, the atmosphere feels heavy. they’re in disbelief, and the only way they know how to process it is by falling into their medical roles.
nam joon and jin, being the doctors they are, sit close to you and begin a quick physical assessment and blood pressure test.
nam joon carefully rolls up your sleeve, a comforting smile on his face that softens the tension in the room.
“just relax your arm for me,” he hums, positioning the cuff around your upper arm. his fingers brush against your skin, and you can’t help but notice how professional he is, even amidst the whirlwind of emotions flooding the room.
“you’ve been feeling okay, right? any nausea or dizziness?” he asks, focusing intently on the task at hand.
“tired. sleepy. think i’m nauseous the most, though,” you admit. “i throw up… like every other day.”
he nods, squeezing the bulb to inflate the cuff. “that’s completely normal.” he pauses, glancing up at you. “are you okay? emotionally and mentally?”
you nod, glancing around the room. “i’m fine.”
your eyes meet yoongi’s.
he’s seated directly across from you, leaning forward, elbows on his knees, fingers interlaced. he’s watching you intently, with his usual cool indifference masking an intensity in his gaze. yoongi’s quiet presence anchors you, even though he says nothing.
should he say something?
what does he even say?
you don’t know.
he doesn’t know either.
as the cuff tightens around your arm, you take a deep breath, catching the supportive glances from everyone else nearby. their chatter fades into the background as nam joon’s focus brings you back to the moment.
“okay, let’s see what we have here,” nam joon murmurs, watching the gauge as the cuff slowly deflates. “hmmm. your pressure’s a little high but good overall. are you stressed?”
“a little right now,” you exhale. “guys, this is too much—“
“did you just do a home pregnancy test or go to the doctor?”
you freeze.
“oh shit,” taehyung calls from the doorway. he’s just been helping jimin and hobi clean up spilled wine. “screw the pregnancy test stuff—i wanna know who the babydaddy is.”
from the back, you hear jimin and hobi laugh as they finish picking up glass shards. taehyung raises a teasing brow.
“okay but seriously… didn’t know you wanted a baby that bad, ___. could’ve just asked jungkook to help you out.”
yoongi straightens, shooting taehyung a sharp look. “alright. we good here? you guys did a quick physical and checked her blood pressure—”
“your babydaddy is clean, right?” jimin chimes in, feigning seriousness. “___, i hope he’s worth the labor and delivery.”
“oh my god. shut up,” you say, rolling your eyes.
it’s then that you glance at hyemi, who sits on the other side of the couch with jungkook. the two of them are stress-eating your cookies, crumbs dotting the space between them.
hyemi, chocolate smeared at the corner of her mouth, raises a brow. “is this why you’ve been so sick?”
“yeah,” you nod. “i got the confirmation yesterday.”
“yesterday?” her eyes widen, and she sets down the cookie, scooting closer to you. “oh my god, ___. this is huge! congratulations!” she grabs your hands, her excitement lighting up her face. “we’re happy about this, right? you want this?”
before you can answer, she wraps her arms around you, pulling you into a tight hug. you let yourself sink into her warmth, feeling the tension unravel.
“yes, i want this. ahhh! don’t make me cry,” you whisper, fighting back tears as you pull back, smiling through it. “god, it’s the pregnancy hormones.”
“already?” she gives you a small, amused smile and wipes at her eyes, fixing your hair. “i’m just so happy for you, ___. you’re going to be the best mom. seriously.”
“as long as her blood pressure stays stable—”
hyemi swats at him. “nam joon, shut up, yeah?”
yoongi lets out a quiet chuckle, leaning back with his hands in his pockets as he watches everyone swarm around you. though he’s giving his usual cool exterior, there’s something in his eyes—a soft, almost possessive gleam that’s hard to miss.
from the corner, jungkook sneaks in, sliding a little closer to you.
“so,” he begins with a grin, “guess i’ll have to start calling you a milf now, huh?”
yoongi stiffens, jaw clenching almost imperceptibly, his eyes narrowing at jungkook. the tension isn’t lost on you as jungkook’s shoulder brushes against yours, and yoongi shifts in his seat, his gaze hardening in a way that feels oddly protective.
“so, seriously… who’s the babydaddy?” taehyung drawls from across the room, folding his arms with an amused smirk. “he’s clean, right? or should we head to the clinic and run a few tests? just to keep you and baby safe… big news and all, so we’re just trying to make sense of it.”
“god, you’re all insane.” you huff.
“maybe let ___ breathe,” yoongi mutters instantly. his gaze flicking between you and jungkook with a faintly annoyed look. “yah, she just confirmed she’s pregnant. that’s it.”
“that’s it,” you sigh repeating him. then, feeling a small wave of relief. “and honestly, why are the nurses in this room so immature? who can i report you guys to?”
jimin, taehyung, and jungkook laugh.
“our bosses,” they reply in unison, completely unbothered.
the warmth of their support fills the room.
as you soak in the moment, hyemi’s watchful eyes drift to yoongi.
he’s now casually seated beside you, close enough that his knee brushes against yours. every now and then, his hand lightly hovers by your arm or shoulder, his touch lingering just a little longer each time. hyemi tilts her head, something slowly clicking in her mind.
“wait a second,” she says, raising a brow. “yoongi… did you know about ___’s pregnancy before the rest of us?”
the room quiets, all eyes shifting to yoongi. before he can answer, jungkook—oblivious to the weight of the question—leans forward.
“oh shit… is that what her blood test was for at the clinic? i might’ve accidentally seen the paperwork but didn’t peek—thought she was low on iron or something.”
silence falls over the room, each of them piecing things together. one by one, their eyes dart between you and yoongi, confusion shifting to surprise until jin’s eyes widen with realization.
“…wait,” jin’s voice is soft but full of shock.
yoongi keeps his gaze steady on you.
his expression softening as he takes your hand, giving it a reassuring squeeze. his thumb brushes over your knuckles, a small smile tugging at his lips. it’s subtle but full of meaning, and you feel warmth pool in your chest, despite the tension.
then taehyung breaks the silence, his eyes wide, mouth slightly open as he points at yoongi with dawning realization.
“...daddy?”
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Too Good to Say Goodbye
Logan Sargeant x Fem!Reader
Warnings: cursing, Hurt/Comfort & Implied Smut, MAJOR TW: stillborn
Summary: Y/N is tired of constantly being dissed by Logan and he doesn't seem to care, at least not until it's too late.
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I clasp my jacket closer to my body as I wait for Logan to open the door of our shared apartment. It's pouring rain and my dumbass forgot the keys, I sigh as I pull my phone out, dialing my lovers number.
one ring
two rings
three rings
four- declined.
*new text from "Logie Bear🐻💙"*
Logie Bear🐻💙: Babe I'm on the sim, give me a few.
Me: I'm out here in the pouring rain and I left my key, You said you'd unlock the door 5 minutes ago.
Logie Bear🐻💙: You fucking made me crash.
Logie Bear🐻💙: I'm coming.
A scoff leaves my lips as I shove my phone into my soak jean pockets that stuck to my skin, a few minutes later I hear the lock click and the door swigs open revealing a less than happy Logan.
"Damn, were you watching our home videos while waiting for me to open the door?" Logan laughed as he took in a soaked me before side stepping so I could walk in.
"I've been outside for 10 fucking minutes in the pouring rain Logan and you're making jokes?" I almost screamed at him
Unbelievable, all I do for him and this is how he treats me?
"Woah babe, take a joke," Logan starts before his phone starts ringing "Yeah? Oh for sure, right now? Uh huh, Okay I'll hop on. Yup yup, just give me 5. I'm grabbing a snack" with that Logan hung up the phone "I'm hoping back on the sim with the boys, so just take a shower and dry the floors, you're ruining the wood."
I wanted to scream, I'm ruining the floors? I wouldn't be ruining the floors if you would've opened the door 10 minutes ago like you fucking said you would.
I made my way into our shared room, grabbing my clothes and speaker before making my way to the bathroom. Once in the bathroom, I connected my phone to the speaker and started playing "Hold Me While You Wait" by Lewis Capaldi on a low volume before stripping out of the soaking wet clothes that stuck to my skin.
My shaking hand turned the tap to hot as the water started spurting out of the shower head, which made me sigh thinking about the shower head I gave Logan every time we showered together. Today makes 3 weeks since we last fucked, and that was also probably why I'm so aggravated at everything he does. All this pent up sexual tension between us is driving me crazy.
Before stepping into the now steamy shower I turned the volume up on the song currently playing. Once in the tub, I let all my problems wash off of me and down the drain as I let the boiling hot water hit my skin. After what felt like 3 minutes of pure bliss, I hear a faint knock at the door before hearing it open. Peaking my head out the shower curtain I'm greeted by Logan just standing by the door.
"Hey Logie, care to join me?" I said in a low & seductive voice, watching as he steps fully into the bathroom and closes the door. A victory smile makes its way on my lips as I pull myself behind the curtain once more, quickly lathering myself in foamy soap.
I can hear Logans footsteps getting closer to the shower, but instead of getting in I hear him pick up my phone, turn the volume down, set my phone back down and as he's leaving he mutters "Not tonight. Boys are on the game and i can’t focus on them because your depressing songs are too loud."
Are you fucking kidding me?
That had been my last straw. In one quick movement I turn off the shower, throw my robe on and march out of the bathroom and into his sim room.
"Are you fucking kidding me Logan?!" I shout as a burst in the room, face red from anger. I can hear a mix of muffled oohs, laughs and you're in trouble. I couldn't bring myself to care about anyone on the sim with him.
"Hey! I'm on the sim! Watch your tone!" Logan shouted back, earning him a glare that said turn your fucking simulator off now.
"We're gonna have a serious talk. Now" I said in a stern voice. That made Logan turn the game off and actually face me
"What the fuck do you want to talk about that you bust into my sim room and interrupt me when I'm on with my friends WHO HAPPEN TO BE A COWORKERS?!" Logan shouted, his beautiful face now a shade of red that no-one liked, his eyes as cold and sharp as ice.
“I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU. YOURE BEHAVIOR, THE WAY YOU’VE BEEN ACTING TOWARDS ME, THE WAY YOU DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME ANYMORE, DO YOU EVEN STILL FUCKING LOVE ME?!” I tried to stop, I really did but all the anger built up inside of me over the last few weeks just started pouring out “WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH YOU LOGAN? YOU’RE NOT YOURSELF AND ITS EFFECTING ME, YOU KEEP SHUTTING ME OUT, AND MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE? HUH!?” the more I screamed at him and the more I cried, I saw not one bit of remorse in his eyes.
“Are you fucking done being dramatic now?” Logan says with a scoff “Nothing is fucking wrong with me. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe you’re the problem? No, you haven’t because you think so highly of yourself. You think that you’re the fucking shit and you’re not!” his words hit me like a punch to the gut.
the tears welling up in my eyes, now falling like heavy rain down my face. “You’re not the Logan I fell in love with,” my breath shaky “I don’t know who you are. I want my Logan back. I want the Logan who came to all my wrestling matches, the Logan who regularly took me out on dates despite his hectic work schedule, I want my Logan who got mad at me when I paid for dinner because ‘it’s a man’s job to pay for his girls meal’, the Logan who always took me to his races and showed me off like I was a rare jewel he found,” the waterfall beneath my eyes couldn’t stop me from staring into his soul while i said this last part “I miss my Logan who stood by me when we had our miscarriage” That seemed to get a reaction out of him.
“You have the fucking nerve to bring up MY baby. Don’t you EVER bring up MY baby like that again. You HAVE NO RIGHT.” Logan said tearing up
“YOURE BABY? HE WAS MINE TOO. IT WASNT JUST YOU THAT LOST A BABY, IT WAS ME TOO. HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT PUSHING OUT OUR BABY KNOWING HE WAS DEAD? I WANTED TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF LOGAN. I FELT LIKE I FUCKING FAILED YOU AND OUR SON.”
“MAYBE YOU FUCKING SHOULD’VE KILLED YOURSELF. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?! IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF I’D BE SO MUCH BETTER OFF.” a sob escaped my lips as Logan finishes talking. “You act like I can’t find someone else, like I can’t impregnate another woman. You’re nothing but another piece of ass to me, that couldn’t fucking keep my son alive in you.”
Logan storms out of the room, slamming the door as he goes.
“Well, I’m so glad you told me this now because I’d HATE for our DAUGHTER to be in a house where her dad thinks so lowly of her mother!” I scream while I barge into our shared room, grabbing a suitcase and filling it up with all my shit I can fit in it.
Soft footsteps make their way to the room, stopping just before the door. Slowly I hear the door open and see Logan slowly walking in.
“what did you say?” he asks me in disbelief “did you say ‘Our Daughter’?”
“YEAH IM FUCKING PREGNANT AGAIN BUT SINCE IM JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF ASS TO YOU, IM FUCKING LEAVING AND YOURE NOT GONNA FUCKING SEE HER.” I yell, closing up the suitcase and heading for the door before feeling a tug on my wrist
“no baby, please. I’m sorry, i’m so sorry. let me make it all up to you and be in her life. i’ll change, I’ll be better, I’ll do anything to get you back.” tearing now streaming down Logan face
“I’ll be back in the morning to get the rest of my shit.” I said before tugging my wrist back and slamming the door shut behind me.
pt2 maybe?
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Weird pregnancy cravings
(this is so dumb please forgive me HAHAHHAA)
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Supportive bf Satoru forgetting what waters breaking means Based on this incredible post
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#jjk smau#pregnancy#it's the oh fuckin shit for me#jjk shitpost
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daniel ricciardo
Daniel Ricciardo smau (pregnancy edition)
pairing: f! mom! reader x dad! Daniel Ricciardo
warnings: reader is pregnant, if that is not up your alley please skip, use of yn, alternate universe
disclaimer: all photos are from Pinterest and/or Instagram, I take no credit for photos
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yourusername just checking in to say hi :)
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haileesteinfeld omg my faves😭😭😭 you’re gonna be such great parents 🤍🤍🤍
alexandrasaintmleux congratulations Ricciardos!🤍
yourbestfriend about time !!!
lilymhe ahhh congrats guys!!! I’m so excited for you two!!💞
landonorris so this is why he was saying “I’m busy” 🙄
visacashapprb congratulations to you both! we can’t wait for a mini honey badger!
danyricobsessed bruh that should be me
↳ dric3supremacy chill tfo it’s not that hard to say congratulations
scottyjames31 looks like Daniel’s getting a head start on dad fashion
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danielricciardo life lately
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yourusername danny’s 40 weeks along for anyone wondering ;)
joshallenqb big dinner there eh?
chloestroll Daniel with the yoga ball is taking me out 🤣
↳ yourusername same 😭 then he was mad that his shirt was stretched out
vcarblover223 he’s so unserious 😭😭😭
landonorris pregnancy glow really showing there mate! you’re looking great too, yn
↳ yourusername thanks 😵💫
ilovedannyric GUYS WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE SURF PICTURE MORE
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yourusername I’m usually an impatient person, but this was so worth the wait👶🍼🧸. you’re a lifesaver Danny 🤍
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yourbestfriend I’m crying. There are no better deserving people to be parents in the world than you two
↳ yourusername sobbing plz come over
maxverstappen1 so happy that baby is here! does the baby have Daniel’s hair though?
↳ danielricciardo unfortunately no 😔
↳ yourusername no heartburn though 🙌
texaslonghorns welcome to the newest longhorns fan 🤘
haileesteinfeld I’m already obsessed with this munchkin
chloestroll my favorite parents ever!! baby play date soon?
gerogerussell63 amazing! congrats to the new parents!
f1waggossippage Danny in his dad era 🤩
formulawagtea this baby was born to the hottest people on this earth
oscarpiastri baby’s first surf lesson when?
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yourusername now this, I can get used to 🤍🪽🧺
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lilymhe the best era yet
danielricciardo I love being able to have nap time
↳ yourusername acting like you didn’t already have one
yourbestfriend lil bean is getting so big
↳ yourusername tell me about it 🥲
tatemcrae milf
haileesteinfeld I have baby fever now
kikiay3 she makes motherhood look so aesthetic too
djrbabe Daniel napping with the baby is so deeply personal to me
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danielricciardo I was told this is called a photo dump
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georgerussell63 I made the photo dump! Let’s go!
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↳ maxielstan not max commenting
↳ fea303 trouble in paradise
yourusername love you baby daddy 😚
landonorris gee I wonder who took the third pic
↳ yourusername you know it was really strange this weird British guy did
↳ danielricciardo had to tell security he was a threat too
↳ oscarpiastri that’s happened to me too
↳ carlossainz55 same here
fxrmula1fan universe I’ve seen what you can do for others I’m just asking for some guy to love me the way Daniel loves yn
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yourusername there and back home again 🛫🇲🇨
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yourbestfriend still thinking about that breakfast 😋
francisca.cgomes baby’s first race!!!!
haileesteinfeld the fourth pic has me in pieces 🥲
gossipf1wags apparently yn was really rude to people at the race. I always knew she was a mean person
↳ papayaluvr she literally had her baby with her, she was probably just a little frazzled
↳ gossipf1wags yeah but that’s still no excuse to be rude
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Rafe Cameron SMAU
🍒 little sneak peak into a mixed smau series that i want to start ! lil sweetheart!reader x s3!rafe with some teen pregnancy? not endorsing it, but it’s for the angst and the plot !
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💄 angst, pregnancy, possessive!rafe, jealousy, suspected cheating, gooddad!rafe, kook!reader, some toxic!rafe, steamy but no smut (unless..?), craves motherly love! rafe, etc.,
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Pregnancy Symptoms II: Cravings
💗Established relationship, fluff and pregnancy. As always pls ignore typos 🙂↕️ I’m terrible at proofreading💗
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{SMAU}: pregnant reader sending maternity photoshoot pictures to jjk men!
{warnings}: profanity, suggestiveness, pet-names (sweetcheeks, baby, angel, sweetheart), reader is referred to as a girl/woman,wife, pregnancy, baby bump.
{includes}: gojo, geto, and nanami.
this was so long overdue 😭
asked by anon!
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Doomed to Fall Apart - Jjk Men Smau
Synopsis: This was a request* You find out you are pregnant and you are thrilled, quickly texting your boyfriend, and soon to be father of your child, the news, but sadly, they don't match your joy. *obviously this is intended for female reader*
A/N: Sorry for how long it took to get this out, schools been keeping me busy. On my last post someone commented that they agree with the men and I sorta wanted that to happen. The endings are gonna be a mix of hurt/comfort & hurt/no comfort. Also, those who I tagged I really wasn't sure which part you wanted to be tagged in (like in the second character part, or just the next part in total)😭
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jjk smaus
✿ asking jjk men if you can hold their 🍆 while they pee
✿ showing the jjk men ur new piercings
✿ asking the jjk men if you can peg them
✿ changing “babe” to autocorrect to “whore” in their phone
✿ “shes busy rn”
✿ leaving without telling the jjk guys
✿ “he’s busy rn”
✿ getting ur nails the color of their tip
✿ forbidden relationships
✿ drawing a heart with their tip
✿ baby fever
✿ drunk texting the jjk men
✿ jjk men having a wet dream about you
✿ asking them for a hand pic
✿ jjk mean reacting to their contact name
✿ asking jjk characters what their fav sex act is
✿ telling the jjk guys you spent $200 on tire air
✿ “wrong person” nudes prank
✿ jjk characters reactions to you getting harassed/ hit in
✿ jjk characters finding out you got injured
✿ ass or tits
✿ giving them suprise flowers
✿ asking the jjk characters to take your virginity
✿ telling the jjk characters you want to get them pregnant
✿ getting flowers from someone else and thinking it was from them
✿ getting jealous of you hanging out with someone else
✿ stealing your panties
✿ cuddles after sex
✿ innapropreate package mixup
✿ wax my 😽
✿ sending them porn you wanna recreate
✿ when they drunk text you
✿ them asking you on a date for the first time
✿ sending nudes in the middle of an argument
✿ getting a necklace with their initial
✿ being a woman/man for a day question
✿ controlling your bluetooth vibe
✿ when you leave a kiss mark on them
✿ asking you to stay the night for the first time
✿ the call ending after you fall
✿ “they just left you can come over now”
✿“if i gave you a pass to call me a bitch how would you use it”
✿ “i didn’t finish last night“ prank
✿“i got arrested”
✿ when they find ur smut
✿ editing them to look bad in a photo
✿ accidentally sending them nudes (pre relationship)
✿ the jjk characters sending you gym pics
✿ getting scared watching a scary movie
✿ finding out they punched ur stuffed animals
✿ when they see you in someone else’s jacket
✿ asking them their fav pet name is in bed
✿ when you start your period unprepared
✿ when you see them with another girls belongings
✿ asking them if they like having sex with you
✿ asking them for happy trail pics
✿ when they ask for nudes and you send an unsuggestive pic
✿ asking them if they have a crush on you
✿ when they find ur toy
✿ anxious before ur wedding
✿ taking pics of you when you fall asleep
✿ asking them for a whimper audio
✿ when they cheat on you
✿ having a dream they cheated on you
✿ when they get hit on/harassed
✿ the morning after ur first time having sex
✿ accidentally saying i love you for the first time before ending the call
✿ asking them if they only like you for sex
✿ offering them head to relax them
✿ asking them to kill a spider for you
✿ their reactions to a sexy picture you posted
✿ pregnancy scary
✿ ”sex has been boring” prank
✿ their card declined prank
✿ getting lost in public
✿ asking them if you can stack donuts on it
✿ asking them to pick out a new toy for you
✿ waking up in their body
✿ them reacting to you crying over a dumb video
✿ catching them masturbating
✿ getting a noise complaint
✿ when they catch you masturbating
✿ when they catch you singing
✿ finding a hair that isn’t urs
✿ telling them their nut tastes bad
✿ trying anal
✿ comforting you when you’re burnt out
✿ when they take an aphrodisiac
✿ asking them to find ur 😽 in a lineup
✿ asking them how much money they have
✿ asking about a threesome
✿ what’s their sexual fantasy?
✿ asking them if they’ll put it in soft
✿ slapping their ass and running away
✿ asking them for their friends number
✿ selling their stuff online prank
✿ asking if they’d get a genital piercing
✿ making them sleep on the couch
✿ asking what their body count is
✿ asking them to give you a hickey
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