#gonna give him a heart attack

[flare-the-freak]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!/1

Opens his jaws the way you do when trying to get something out of a dog’s mouth

[wow-thisismylifeiguess]

My own personal canon, I guess

But the way I see it, Bruce hates that Jason kills because it puts a worse target on his back. If rogue’s fight against Red Hood and know their lives are genuinely on the line and not just a prison sentence, they’ll fight back harder and dirtier. Red Hood being a killer means that every encounter w him is life or death. So Bruce hates that Jason kills because he’s scared.

It wouldn’t make sense for Bruce to work w people who kill but constantly lecture Jason about it. But it does, because Jason’s different.

The difference being that Bruce doesn’t really care if those other people get hurt. Or no, he does, but not as much as he cares about Jason.

He lost him once, and brutally. If Jason continues on the path he started when he first comes back as Red Hood, Bruce can only see one result. His boy. Dying again. Brutally.

[hazbingirliexoxo]

Reader: Why can’t you ask Cherri out?

Pentious: Becaussse I have bangxiety!

Reader: …What?

Husk: Kid gives himself blue balls every time he’s near her

Reader: Oh come on, I’m sure it’s not that bad…

Pentious: Oh but it isss, dear! Why, the other day she sent me this ludicrousss message pertaining to eggplants! What do I even say to that?!

Angel: *slyly* Oh I can think of a coupla things…😏

Reader: Angel, don’t

[tamagoneko]

probably a good thing he doesn't remember this conversation

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

PR finally letting Ryan out of PR jail

Ryan gasping and running “EDDIE DIAZ LOVES EVAN BUCKLEY TO HIS CORE!”

[aurinkomoukari]

😳 bro is going HARD jesus christ 🔥

[skyloftian-nutcase]

These kids are gonna give Ganondorf a heart attack

Transcript:

Hemisi: You can change your appearance? That’s amazing! Can you show me?

Link: Sure :)

Ganondorf, entering the room, distracted: Hemisi, have you seen my—

Ganondorf: !?

Link, disguised as Ganondorf with Sheikah magic: 😶

Ganondorf, with his back to the POV: 😳

Hemisi:….Hi Dad

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

Underland

Next

Ao3

Based loosely off of this:

Damian was a child like many others. He woke up every morning, got ready for the day, and met his teachers for their daily lessons, where he would learn important things about the world and his place in it. Eventually, like all children, he would forget much of what he was taught, but that didn't matter.

There were differences, of course, as there are between all children. For instance, where most children learn their time's tables and how to play a recorder, Damian learned sword fighting and how to disarm a bomb (blindfolded). While some children’s mothers teach their children to be polite to strangers, Damien’s mother taught her little prince how to crush those foolish enough to cross him, for he was not an average little boy. No, Damien was the son of a Demon, and as the son of a Demon, it was his job to rule with an iron fist. He had to be smarter, stronger, and more grown-up, lest he meets his untimely end. There was no time for the son of a Demon to make friends! Friends only made you weak and vulnerable to attacks from behind. Nor was there time for playing; time spent playing was time not spent learning to protect yourself after all.

Still, for as much as Damien was not like other kids, he was still very much so LIKE them, and as much as his mother tried to hammer in her lessons on self-sufficiency and emotional guardedness, he would sometimes disobey. See, there was a pit in the middle of his home, and sometimes when he was meant to be learning how to hide, he would slip into it a journey down, down into the land below, where everything was green and the people walked through the air as easy as breathing. And while it did not come naturally to the little prince, he made many friends down there, like the Ghost-writer, who would show him books of faraway lands and Undergrowth, who let him play in their garden for hours and hours, the deep green vines snaking around his ankles as he danced just out of their reach. His favorite, though, was not Ember or Skulker, or any of the other wonderful and strange denizens of the land, but the King himself, a young man who glowed like starlight and who's crown hung loose about his head. He too understood the pressures of a kingdom, and he would help the little prince whenever he could, be it with training, homework, or finding his way out of Walker’s prison.

The two were the best of friends until one day, Damien’s mother learned what he has been doing while he hid from her. She barred him from ever returning to the pit and the green land below, and warned him that if he did not listen, the pit would take him and he would never return. The little prince loved the land and his friends, but he was scared of never seeing his mother. Time passed, and as he grew, Damien began to forget the green land below. He began to believe that Phantom and Undergrowth and all the other people down there were little more than childhood dreams. Eventually, he left his mother’s home. No more the son of a Demon, now he was the son of a Bat. There was no longer pit at the center of his home. There was no longer a green land below.

So the story should have ended, and would have too, had the little prince’s brother not have come home one day with a boy. The boy, a young man with void black hair and a shirt that hung loose about him, was named Danny. Damien did not know him, but he knew Damien and soon, much that had been buried would come to the surface once again.

Part 2

[foxy-kitsune]

i just need a moment to process these photos

[mukuharakazui-official]

Hi Kazui. Sorry to show up out of the blue, but I noticed you've been dealing with some strange Amanes lately.

Speaking of, have you seen the one with the eyepatch?

Mrrreow, meow mrr- (Ah, I think you've caught me at a bad time-)

[ no escaping interaction today, Kazui. In a small puff of smoke, he is once again back to his normal, non magical non cat self. ✨ ]

"Ah" convenient. "Sorry, what did you say again? The Amane with the...eye patch..?" That sounded Concerning. Was there more than one new amane here? "No, I can't say I have..."

[jaxon-exe]

Dp x dc prompt (I have a lot of these ok T~T I can’t stop thinking of them)

Danny and Damian are the same person.

The same way that Maddie and Talia are the same.

Or Jack and Bruce.

Or Jazz and the unnamed baby that was Bruce and Talia’s first born and first lost.

They r the same person but just different versions, from different worlds, that have different stories but at the end of the day they r the same. So when Ra’s al ghul found himself in need of a new heir after his grandson join his father he knew just where to turn. An old spell that would bring to him exactly what he needed. A new grandson, a new Damian al ghul. This one however would be better. Stronger, faster, everything Damian was supposed to be. He was going to use the ancient spell to summon the most powerful version of his grandson. It was the perfect plan.

The only thing he didn’t take into consideration was the possibility of this more powerful version of his grandson to be even more of a hero than the first one!!

[ramons-elevator]

For those that werent watching Philza's POV of Festa Junina, he was constantly checking his hot bar and putting his armor on and off. He literally was seeing how fast he could put it on.

Im glad nothing happened today, but jesus christ Phil's curse of something bad happening whenever hes around is making him so paranoid

[totally-not-peter-parker]

NO DON'T SEND THOSE ANONS

I DONTNKOWV HOW TO ANSWER THEM

[pastadisk]

Armored Core 6 and my classes have me in a chokehold but at least I can pretend the game told me telepathically what Handler Walter looks like and it's totally not just my headcanons beating me senseless and shouting "OLD MAN OLD MAN OLD M" for some weird reason

(also ft @aegisofworms silly 621 cause I made the joke for that goofy ass kissing meme and my hand was forced) (also here's two of my mechs the pink one is ENCRYPTION an the green friend is CRYPTIC TOXIN cause iam silly <333)

[blackrockskitchenchef]

jims going to reveal that he was actually 3 raccoons in a trench coat the entire time

"A-A WHAT?!"

[ebenholzs-husband]

Honestly, Brant looks like bottom material to me.