#gonna cry myself to sleep rn besties

[dystopiagnome]

Gave up but also the watermark really does add <3

Anyways I think Patton should be taller and that’s because. 🧍‍♂️

[papermint-airplane]

Ngl besties depression is kicking my ass rn. I'm gonna whine a little bit under the cut so nobody has to see this, I just need to get it off my chest.

* I am experiencing the worst eczema flare up of my entire life. I have rashes all over my body: chin, lips, neck, wrists, backside, labia, scalp, and feet. They're swelling and causing so much pain. Sometimes when I move, my skin rips open and bleeds. I am basically covered in open wounds right now.

* I keep having dreams about my abusers (parents). I know this is stemming from the Christmas card they sent me in December. I never gave my parents my address when I moved but my mother cyberstalked me to find it and then sent me a letter to gloat about how she did it immediately after. She's been sending me unsolicited things in the mail ever since. I never reply but she never stops. I literally havd left that Christmas card in the mailbox since December because I don't even want to touch anything she's touched but I accidentally brought it into my car the other day and I feel like my space has been invaded. I don't know what to do about it.

* Work is horrible and getting worse by the day. Sometimes I feel like I'm being punished for being a horrible child like I was always told I was. Like maybe I'm already dead and this is my personal Hell which is why I'll never be allowed to leave.

* I am exhausted all the time. I have so many things I want to do but I pass out the second I get home and don't wake up till it's time to get ready for work again. I can't even play my game. And it doesn't matter how much I sleep, I never get any less exhausted.

* I'm lonely but all I want to do is isolate myself. I wonder if anyone will notice if I do.

* I want to update my story but I feel like nobody really gives a shit about it. I got 3 times more notes when I posted a zero effort picture of a Sim dog than I do on story posts I work on for hours. I feel like just giving up. Nobody will ever want to read my shit. Nobody cares about my OCs. I am fundamentally untalented and uncreative.

* I want to cry but if I do, I won't stop for hours, and I just don't have the energy

* My therapist is on vacation this week so I just have to carry this around with me until next Monday.

[myreygn]

If you're still doing the First Impressions Character ask game:

Askeladd; Tanizaki (bsd); Tendou (haikyuu!!); Akaza (demon slayer)

-soda

uaaah so many characters at once :D thanks for asking soda!! already did askeladd here

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Tanizaki

First impression

aw man he's cute too bad he's a terrorist

Impression now

i'm so soft for him i'm not even kidding, he's adorable to me and i'm so invested every time he does anything remotely out of his comfort zone because i just want him to succeed

Favorite moment

hands down when he threw himself out of a moving car and kenji caught him i'm so normal about this scene

Idea for a story

i really really really wanna write some atsutani, this ship took my heart by storm and just anything cute and fluffy for them is on my writing bucket list (also i have this nsfw draft of soukoku ft tanizaki sitting in my drafts that i'll never finish but psht)

Unpopular opinion

despite some of their scenes being uncomfortable af his relationship to naomi is actually really sweet and i wish they left the creepy stuff out so i could enjoy them without having to explain myself 💀

Favorite relationship

love tanizaki and kenji actually, they're besties in my head

Favorite headcanon

strikes me as someone who stress bakes

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Tendou

First impression

funfact tendou and makoto tachibana from free! have the same german voice actor and because i watched both of these shows in german my first reaction was turning to my sister like "holy shit is that makoto"

Impression now

he's so fun to me, i never have a bad time watching tendou do anything. i'm reading the manga rn and his commentary throughout the karasuno vs nekoma match is my favorite thing in the world

Favorite moment

it doesn't matter if you don't understand what he's saying it's all about the delivery

Idea for a story

oh hmm... good question actually lol. something tensemi idk i don't write him often

Unpopular opinion

he deserved to be bullied for that bowl cut (I'M KIDDING)

Favorite relationship

i mean we all love the ushiten dynamic but honestly tensemi will always be special to me, i live for their dynamic

Favorite headcanon

with haikyuu i never know what's canon and what's headcanon- i like to think that he got his buzzcut on a whim and then spent 10 minutes crying in front of the mirror, cradling his hair in his arms

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Akaza

First impression

i was so scared for kyojuro lemme tell you but his soundtrack was too cool i couldn't resist the epicness

Impression now

there's rarely been a character that's both so funny and so sad to me. everything about him cracks me tf up but if i think about him for more than five seconds i will start crying

Favorite moment

the moment when he sinks into koyuki's arms kills me. every. time.

Idea for a story

i really wanna do a character study with him at some point and focus on his relationship to humanity/monstrosity i just need a scenario i can weave this into

Unpopular opinion

idk what to put here so i'm just gonna say PUT SOME GODDAMN SHOES ON I DON'T NEED YOUR FEET IN MY FACE EVERY OTHER PANEL BY GOD

Favorite relationship

i fuck so hard with him and douma because douma holds all the cards in that relationship and i live for toxic imbalanced dynamics

Favorite headcanon

idk why but i like the idea that he sleeps every now and then just for the heck of it. and when he does he dreams but he never remembers them when he wakes up

[weneedhelp]

YES MAAM STORYTIME

SAY LESS. also warnings: i’m gonna mention alcohol and a house fire so read w caution 🫶😀

okay so the story takes place late july, around the time of my birthday. backstory for context: my first love from hs came to my birthday party my friends threw for me at my house and we were drinking (i’m of age but DRINK RESPONSIBLY!!) and mind you he has a gf and we went to his car where he kissed me and blah blah we hate state named boy. anyway so the next day after my party this ex of mine from hs and i were texting and im obv sober now and i’m like do you wanna talk about it?? bc yk he has a gf and he told me i’m pretty much forgetful 😀 and yeah that was my final straw being sorry for myself (context: up until that point 15 y/o me was still in love w who he was when we were kids and seeing him after so long showed me who he is now and respectfully,, i hate him.) anyway,, so i was like i’m gonna download a dating app to get over myself bc who wants to be sad over some douche bag who cheats on his gf just to kiss his hs sweetheart??

and i did just that and at the time where i was living i had roommates that i was close w one was a childhood friend (who i now know was obsessed w me and is insane) and they were hyping me up yk? so i made my profile and he (my bf) was one of the first 3 people to message me and i kid you not his first message (mind you i put in my bio i’m a mom bc i’m being up front) was ‘you got kids?’ I WAS LIKE WHO TF SAYS THAT 😭😭 nevertheless we chatted and he asked me what i wanted here and i sent a whole mf paragraph about what i was looking for and this man said “so fwb?” I WAS LIKE CAN HE NOT READ?? and then he told me he wanted something more serious and i was like okay?? doesn’t pertain to me?? and he send me his snap but told me to find where that goes and ofc i go to insta bc that’s what i use the most and ofc i was wrong so i added him on snap and HE CALLED ME I WAS SPOOKED WHO TF CALLS SOMEONE ON SNAP YOU HAVENT MET?? this man of mine i tell you.

so he calls me and he’s on his way over and i shower and i stay on call w him till he arrives and he gets out his car and i’m like DEAR LORD HES SO FUCKING CUTE maybe i was touch deprived but i was giggling. GIGGLING. and we go to my room and watch the nun (he’s scared of scary moves and those are my jam so we laughed about that and we watched the movie and the first fire alarm goes off so i go to check tf was happening and 2/3 roomies said there was a small fire they put out in the garage (i’m not gonna explain rn bc its too much to type 😭) and then i go back to my room and we watch the movie and the second one goes off and my roommate who was childhood bestie said get out the house so we do so and my garage was ablaze i tell you 😃

so i tell him if he wants to leave he can bc this doesn’t happen everyday and he said i kid you not ‘rn i’m more worried about you so i’ll stay to make sure you’re okay’ HELLO I WAS DOWN IMMEDIATELY. he moved his car and i leaned against it and he held my hand and rubbed my back while i was shaking crying and after the fire department left we all went back inside and it was a mess there was ash and soot everywhere and i took another shower and since he worked that same morning. IN A FEW HOURS he stayed over and i didn’t sleep til he left, we finished the movie and he slept maybe a hour and a half and i bid him goodbye and i went to sleep. HE CALLS ME ON HIS LUNCH BREAK I KID YOU NOT and it woke me up so i answered and he was w a coworker and asked me what i was doing for the day. i was like. cleaning up my house 😭so he said if i get an break from cleaning up if i wanted to go to a movie w him?? HELLO?? FIRST DATE MUST BE ROMANTIC RIGHT??

so it was so last minute so we went to see Oppenheimer and i didn’t know anything about the movie but i’m a history nerd so we get there and we’re in the front row like where handicap seats are for those who need them. that’s where we at 😭but it was just us two and a bunch of space so like an hour in he’s gone,, snoozing w his head on my shoulder 🥹 and yeah bc i was confused as to what timeline we were in around ww1 and 2 so i took a 30 min nap MAX and woke up and tried to watch the rest of the movie and the power went out. AT THE NEAR WND OF THE MOVIE IT WENT OHT. our movie started at 7,, power went out 10 minutes after 10pm. THE WHOLE THEATER WAS PISSED so i woke him up and we went back to my house and he waited 3 weeks of basically spending every night at my house to ask me out,, but he met my kid the day of his birthday (the baby’s birthday) and that night after midnight we drove to the beach and he took a polaroid pic of us and wrote it i’d date him on it 🥹 and we had gotten ice cream and soda to make floats and candy and we were listening to music in my car and there’s a song i played for him and told him this particular part reminded me of him and it’s this is how you fall in love by jeremy tucker & chelsea cutler and it’s her opening verse where she says ‘what’s easy is right, my mothers advice, you are the reason i never think twice’ and THIS MAN SEARCHED UP THE LYRICS ON GOOGLE. HIGHLIGHTED IT AND TOOK A SC. i wanted to cry,, i wanted to marry him then and there. and now i have two polaroids in my car, one of my first day back to work after the garage fire bc it was only slightly damaged and no one was physically harmed so work had to be done and as i’m leaving he says “wait, smile!” and i was like 🙂 and he took a pic and i wrote on it “his name pov : smile!” and the one of us the night he asked me out. so if you really think about it august is important for me bc it’s loki day on one day, the next is esa day, the next is baby day and the next is his day w me 🥹

[ffsg0jo]

the way i would've moved cities so fast after realising what ive done nuh uhhhh id have a panic attack and lock myself in a cave or something

he replied positively 🥲🥲🥲 his reactions gonna kill me i know it is ik im gonna hate him

probably not even kittens and rainbows - that man and his ugly yellow sweater defo internally coos over kittens. with his cute lil sticker

girl me tooo i have interview today but you best believe all im gonna be thinking about is aizawa HE WANTS YOU SO FUCKING BADDDD BUT IK HES NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING AND HES GONNA IGNORE IT

I'd quit tbh BUT it depends on how much they're paying you

Everytime the word inevitable is dropped I giggle I just think it's the best thing ever

"The turbulence feels like home" - painfully relatable and understandable. when you're in a relationship like that it's so so hard to leave because you're so desperately grasping onto the few good things and change can be so scary. When someone's all you know it's so hard to let go, fearing change

This whole situation is the equivalent of stepping ashore and being immediately hit by a semi truck. - hearing you bestie honestly fr

thick thighs and thick cock god i want him so bad ughhhh if he wasn't a cunt he'd be so delicious BUTTTTTT is that not why he's so attractive at the same time 🤭

izukus got himself a rich fiance 🤭🤭 go get it bestie i support you !!!!

also REALLLLLL me seeing 6 year olds with the latest i phone like girllll my first phone was when i was 17 😐😐

Denki should come with a trigger warning that man is NOT good for our health nearly running reader over

"Being owned by denki clearly took a toll" - I love him your honour. Not like that more like a little (really) annoying brother but I love him

EWEWWWWW WHYS HE KISSING THE LIPS BESTIE YOU NEED TO SET BOUNDARIES FR FRRR GIRL PICK YOUTSRLG UP OFF THE FLOO4 !!!!!!

called you yesterday did he 🤭🤭 was it before or after he came to reader's tit pics🤭🤭

"Wait no you're thirty" - LMFAOOOOOOO SO REAL FOR THAT TBH

I've realised I'm so gen z with my reactions and I hate it i wanna be a more distinguished gentle(wo)man but I'm on 3 hours sleep rn

“-We drug test here?” “We do?” Denki gapes. “Fuck, good to know.” - boy i stg if you don't. he's actually so funny please please don't let gim get fired he's the best guy around frrr I love denki he's so funny but also jarring but funny

Just as you're about to change your mind on aizawa the stupid prat hits you with the let's forget about it. What if that was my last straw 😐 adding him as my 14th reason

"You wonder if he's coming to kiss you" - reader's inner monologue is so painfully real i feel like she genuinely is me at this point

“I-” What do you need? Confirmation? Reassurance? An explanation? “Uh-” - reassurance would be nice tbh I'd never say no to that

"I've always wanted you, you don't feel the same but maybe, just maybe, you could learn to" - gonna cry im sobbing right now she's so sweet and doesn't deserve the heartbreak and the general shittiness

“Let’s save each other the embarrassment and forget everything that happened yesterday.” The coffee pot clinks back into place, only the legs of droplets left to cling to the glass. “We’re out, by the way.” - next time i see him it's on sight. we're fighting. idc what hizashi says we are scrapping.

WHAT IF THAT WAS MY LAST STRAW WHY DOES HE GET BETTER AND THEN WORSEEE UGHHHHHH AIZAWA YOU FOOOLLLLLL IM GONNA THROTTLE YOUUU YOU EMOTIONALLY STUNTED HUNK JUST TALK JUST COMMUNICATE PLEASE

no because im thinking about it now even if he did see denki and reader .... bro denki? are you being fr? denki of all people?

The Inevitable Things: chapter four

aizawa x reader fic

cw: cisfem reader, no quirks, office au, miscommunications, slow burn. full tags available on AO3 (linked in masterlist)

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Five messages. 

Four texts, one video. 

The message preview stares back at you, the LED screen aglimmer in the morning sun, screen bouncing with the tremor of your hand. You're breathing, you're sure of that, but you also think you may have died; no matter how hard you breathe, your chest feels like a popped balloon, deflated and too ripped to hold air. The rush of something whizzing past your ear must be blood, it's too resonant and all encompassing to be anything else--

Five fucking messages. 

You can’t bring yourself to open any of them.

You stand there for longer than you’d like to admit, trying to process exactly what you’re looking at. Maybe it’s a glitch, or a typo, but when you turn your phone off and back on again, the unread messages pop up the same. Five unread messages from Aizawa Shouta. It makes sense logically; Aizawa is right above AVOID AT ALL COST in your contacts, you must have just clicked the incorrect thing in your drunken stupor--

But what doesn’t make sense is the fact that he replied-- and he replied positively. Aizawa Shouta does not respond positively to anything. Not the first cup of coffee in the morning, not his interns, probably not even kittens and rainbows, and yet he messaged you back. I’ve always wanted you. You refuse to reread anything from last night, but that sticks in your head.  

I’ve always wanted you. 

You think about it the entire train ride, nibbling on the edges of your nails to kill the anxious buzz that builds in your jaw. Maybe you should quit. You could change your name and move to some mid-sized city; that’d be easier than the inevitable mess you're headed towards.  Suddenly, you miss yesterday, the yelling, the aggression-- 

It goes back to Touya. You know the question on everyone’s mind when they see you together, when they hear about the fights and the tension and the isolation: why? Why him, why stay, why wait, why, why, why? The answer is as simple as it is stupid: you stay because it's what you know. The turbulence feels like home. 

It's like sea legs. When sailors are on boats for a long time, they stop feeling the rock and roll of each wave. It becomes easy to walk straight, to live life like normal, until they return to shore. There, on level streets, long after the tide has pulled away, is where the waves hit.

You've learned to live in rocky waters- you’ve practically perfected it. Touya is your ship and you know his yaws and keels better than you know stability. 

 This whole situation is the equivalent of stepping ashore and being immediately hit by a semi truck.

The train pulls into your station and you debate staying on for a moment too long. I’ve always wanted you. That sentence makes your stomach turn. What does that mean? Is it solely physical? Is it more?

No, it can’t be. This man hates your guts; there’s no feelings between you other than mild, stupid lust.

Which makes you debate your own feelings. He's certainly… well, he’s not ugly. You’d even say, maybe, perhaps, in the right angles, he’s attractive, especially with this thick thighs and thicker cock-

The train doors almost close before you can scuttle out. Focus, girl, focus. Fighting through your surprisingly aching body and returning headache, you briskly walk the rest of the way to work, trying to think about anything other than the shitshow you’re about to walk into.

Prome is a half mile walk from the station, with only one tiny dash across a busy road. It’s not ideal, but it’s the only option you have right now. The interns have started a carpool, but you’re too old to be riding with them. Besides, Bakugo Katsuki’s car is nice. It’s embarrassing the have worse things than a college student-

  A familiar dented, red car squeaks to a halt inches from your ass, so close that you can feel the wind displaced. The squeal of tires steals your breath away and your body clenches in fear, so hard that your muscles scream. You jump and start blabbering in surprise, shouting out unearned apologies as you skitter back. It takes a second to gather yourself, but, when you do, you see a boy jut his head out of the window, all toothy smiles and bleach blonde hair.

“Hey!” he shouts. “If it isn’t my hero!”

“Denki?”

Kaminari Denki waves to you, sunshine personified behind the wheel of a truck without a bumper.

“Hold on, lemme park!”

The red monstrosity barely fits in a space. In its prime, it was probably a pretty car, but being owned by Denki clearly took a toll. The inside is littered with empty energy drink cans, clinking and sloshing as he throws the car into park and launches himself out. There's a reason he's not a part of the group's carpool.

“I could fucking kiss you right now!” He envelopes you in open arms, manhandling you side to side over and over in an overly friendly display. 

“Oh, please don't-- Denki!” 

He smashes his face into your cheek with a chaste, yet somehow wet smooch. When you try to squirm away, he doubles down; his lips actually make contact with yours, just for a moment, awful and impossibly damp. 

“Ew, gross! Get off!” You pry him off and wipe the slime off of your lips with the back of your hand. “Don’t do that!”

“Sorry, my bad, I’m just--” he laughs,  “Izuku told me you saved my ass!”

   You don’t mention the fact you’re the reason he was in trouble in the first place because you're too busy processing this information.

“Aizawa rehired you?”

“He called me yesterday and apologized, which was, holy shit, it was insane,” Denki says, with a wave of his hands, like it isn’t a shocking turn of events. “What did you do?”

“Nothing, I just, uh--” You grimace at the thought. “I talked to Toshinori. And cried a little.”

In retrospect, it does seem like overkill, but it worked.

“Do that more often!” He goes in for another hug and you reluctantly let him. He smells like axe body spray and cheap deodorant. God, he’s so young-- even the accidental kiss feels dirty. You have to remind yourself that he’s early twenties, really only a couple years younger than you-- wait, no. You���re thirty.  “I owe you my life! And my diploma!”

You still can't believe it. Aizawa, hard ass Aizawa, changed his mind? That couldn't be because of you. He's made people cry before, why would you be different-?

Oh. I've always wanted you.

That thought hits you like a punch to the gut.

Maybe it isn't just physical.

You have to shake your head to clear away that thought. You brush your clothes off and adjust yourself. “I’m just glad you’re okay.”  

“I’ll buy you a coffee.” He coos as you walk in. The security guard gives you both a curious look, eyebrows wiggling conspiratorially. You just ignore that and focus on getting to your desk. It's almost nine; you're both late.  “And anything you want-- alcohol, weed-”

“-We drug test here?”

“We do?” Denki gapes. “Fuck, good to know.”

Maybe saving him wasn’t a good career move.  You make it to your desk and drop your stuff on the group. Denki has been following you like a puppy, nipping at your heels the whole way.

“Just… please don’t get fired again." You jerk a head towards his department. "Go do your work."

“Absolutely!” He prances down the hall, wrinkled tie flapping in his wake.  “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

You can’t believe he’s here. Truly. All of that worry and stress yesterday feels worth it as you settle into your desk. You clack a couple of keys to wake up your screen-- but there’s no response. After a moment, you try again, then again. A wiggle of the mouse does the trick, but the keyboard still doesn’t wake up when you try to type in your password. 

Crap. You split that coffee yesterday. The circuit or whatever must be fried. Great. Today is going to be pretty unproductive if you don’t solve this issue.

Engineering probably has a couple of extras, but you aren’t sure you’re ready to walk straight into the lion’s den, especially now that you aren’t sure how you feel about it all. The fact he rehired Denki does make you feel a bit better; maybe Hizashi and Nemuri were right and he’s actually a good guy. And, you can’t deny that you’re a tiny bit attracted to him now that you’ve seen… everything. 

Ugh, you need to make up your fucking mind and decide how you feel about all of this--

At that moment, Aizawa Shouta stomps down the hall, expression as flat and hard as ever. He looks the same as he always does, stupid yellow sweatshirt, messy black hair, under eye circles deep enough to worry about, but your chest hiccups at the sight. You don’t have a plan for this, no prepared speech or anything. For a moment, you wonder if he’s coming to kiss you or ravage you, like in one of those romance novels that are popular online-

And then he passes you and heads straight for the coffee machine. Relief washes over you, then confusion.  Not even a hint of attention thrown your way. That’s fairly strange-- you usually get at least a nod or a lukewarm greeting. You push off of your chair and join  him the the station.

“Hey, um-” Your idle hands dig into the sugar packets, jostling them side to side. The pitch of the coffee hitting the inside of his mug changes as he pours, pitch creeping higher and higher.  His jawline is dusted with a five o’clock shadow, flickers of salt and pepper across his skin and down to the curve of his adam’s apple. You said something about shaving last night, you think. You wonder if he listened or if this is how it’s always been-

“Do you need something?”  He interrupts your thoughts, not even looking away from the station.

“I-” What do you need? Confirmation? Reassurance? An explanation? “Uh-”

You suck in a breath and steel yourself, legs shoulder width again from that extra boost of stability. Your voice comes out as a whisper, much shakier than it should be.  I've always wanted you. You don't feel the same, but maybe, just maybe, you could learn to.

“Yesterday-- or, uh, last night- I just want to--”

“Let’s save each other the embarrassment and forget everything that happened yesterday.” The coffee pot clinks back into place, only the legs of droplets left to cling to the glass. “We’re out, by the way.”

And with that, he’s gone.

And a second truck has sideswiped you.

[lavender--fairy]

heyy fairy!! (im the anon you talked to in your dm long ago ) i just wanna tell you and everyone THAT I FUCKING GOT INTO THE VOID!! I AM LITERALLY CRYING RN JDCBIJDBCH (long post!!) okay okay so basically i was trying since like 5 months and nothing, i didnt even feel the symptoms that other anons did which made me so frustrated that i cried my eyes out every night. After that my self concept got so down because of all the failing attempts. I decided to keep affirming no matter what, exactly like you told me to do. i affirmed when i didnt feel good, i affirmed when i feel like it wasnt working, i affirmed no matter what and kept trying every night, when i failed i'd still affirm, yesterday was no different day i mean i didnt feel extra powerful or anything i just affirmed for a while and then i slept, after a while i woke up to see myself in a completely black place i couldnt even feel my body and i realized instantly that i was in the void so i affirmed for my desires and decided to come back. and when i got back i felt like crying because after all this time i finally did it!! i was gonna check for my results but i felt exhausted so i decided to sleep when i accidentally knocked something down and when i saw what it was it was THE PHONE I MANIFESTED KDJCBUDHDB!! i literally wanted to scream, but i didnt even check it because idk i wanted to keep it all as a surprise for the morning lol. anyways i woke in the morning and as soon as i did i went to see my face and I STOOD THERE IN SHOCK BROO LIKE THAT IS ME?? THAT PRETTY ASS GIRL IN THEE MIRROR IS ME?? i was so excited omfg. idk even know how long i was just standing there admiring myself and t felt so weird because i never thought i was pretty and then i ran to check my phone and saw that MY BF?? THAT I NEVER HAD BUT NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN DO?? TEXTED ME A GM MESSAGE!! i stalked him for a while and gurl istg i dont think i will ever look at any other guy!! like he is so fucking fineee i was straight up drooling ong. then i thought i was forgetting to check something else that i manifested, until i opened my closet for taking a shower to see sooo many pretty clothes (i just realized i forgot to take the shower and had a fashion show instead byee lmfao) and and and on top of that i also found like a $1000 in pockets of one of the clothes and i already spent some money cause i have no self control. I am just sitting here still processing everything like broo this is real?? ALL THIS IS REALL!! to anyone who needs it: PLZZ PLZZ LISTEN TO FAIRY CAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY REASON I AM HERE WITH MY DESIRES!! keep persisting no matter what!! it will be so worth it, like at this point i dont even remember my struggles i am just so happy and proud. Your subconscious doesnt have eyes, it only listens to what you are constantly telling it, and also please focus on your inner convos i realized that i was talking shit about the void for soo long. To fairy the lmol: bestie you are the only reason i got into the void and no no you cant deny it. i would have given up and would still be crying like a bitch but omg i have everything i could ever want!!

hey butterbean!! THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME OMGG!!! i am so proud of you bestie, i remember how used to tell me that you were on the edge of giving up and here you are!!! omgg i feel like a proud mom lmaoo Guys please please keep persisting and i promise you will be your own success story!!

[isa-ghost]

Hooby Heeby Time to Watch Mandela Catalogue

THINK

Ah fuck me this weird grainy TTS voice shit always spooks me

But in that way yall JSE followers usually see me being horny for Anti. Its that Good Spooky

Hold the fuck up I gotta grab me some chips n dip we strappin in

OOH WE DOIN SOME DOPPELGANGER SHIT, POGGERS

Tag urself I’m bighead man in the middle

TELL an authority member about your encounter. Hm no I dont think I will, we’re gonna be besties and do crime

Identify the class type?? Ok so this is some SCP shit now

...Wait I’m thinking of Anti bc of that oh.

THE WAY I CRACKED THE FUCK UP AT “KILL YOURSELF” I WASNT EXPECTING THAT LMAOOO

NAH. NAH THAT FACE AT 2:22 IS STRAIGHT UP JUST SOME WALTEN FILES SHIT NAH. I SEE YOU

Type 3: Slender Man

hey not to be rude but fuck that thing in the corner he needs to make like socialism and distribute that tall equally. to me. give me some tall

VOL 1

Gotta say, the patriotic music in the background of this urgent emergency broadcast message is really fucking funny to me

Can’t use psychological warfare on me if I do it to myself already *that What meme music plays as the camera freezes on my dumb face*

T.H.I.N.K. THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TEW OF US /spits into bucket

Oh fuck yeah we in that analog horror babieeee

Idk Victim 2 kinda hot

Cesar huh 😏

Cesar haunted house poggies

Am I gonna regret jokingly simping

MICHAEL JACKSON??

OH NO GIRL THAT STUTTER BEFORE THE CALL CONTINUED SOUNDED LIKE THAT FREAKY AUDIO FROM THE WALTEN FILES THAT I WAS YELLING ABOUT A WHILE BACK

I have decided I do not like the stairway cam

New gender unlocked: Suddenly Open Door

O NO CESAR TURNED INTO A FOOTPRINT

“It followed me home, Cesar”

Me, chugging my flavored water rn:

I DONT WANT YOUR PRESENT UNLESS ITS A SEXY DEMON OC I CAN SIMP FOR

...I was mindin my business watching and my Discord crashed. When I paused my Discord came back and as soon as I unpaused MC again it crashed again. Hm.

WAIT WHO LAUGHIN LIKE THAT ITS KINDA SEXY 😳

You cant give me unhinged man laughter I just simp

UH OH! YOU MADE A SERIOUS FUCKY W U C K Y. NOW YOU HAVE TO GO IN the forever box.

When am I gonna stop memeing and start shitting in fear

HEY WHATS WITH AO ONI FACE ASS, NUH UH FUCK YOU BRO

But nobody came :)

HEHE ITS THE FUNNY TTS VOICE IN THOSE MEMES

When the caller has an emergency, contact the weewoo wagon

OH MY MANS CAN HOLD A LOW NOTE GO TTS MAN GO

Do not help a caller reporting an alternate encounter?? Bitch that sounds like something that should be your job. >America moment 🙄

“Nothing is worth the wait, nothing is worth the wait” Oh hello that’s getting saved as an idea for my OC shit later

Toddler stress responses?? Oh we in some psychology now, this my major :00 *waits for the horrific shit to happen*

I THOUGHT THE CLICK BETWEEN THE AUDIO PLAYING AND RECORDING RESPONSE TIME WAS A GUN COCKING FLAKSDF DONT SHOOT THE BABY

SHEEPIES :D

There’s a man in the closet? Its 2021, let him come out. He’s valid

Gonna be real with you I paused here for at least 10 min bc my streamer distracted me with a fart video

*sees hooded smiling man* *and then goes to sleep the end!!!!* HM YEP THATS NOT BAD AT ALL

iM SORRY BUT HOODED MANS EYES LOOK GOOFY ASF IM DYIN HIS SUDDEN APPEARANCE COULDNT SCARE ME

Why he look like a drug addict tho. He want sum crack

Curse my Gen Z humor, this is literally so funny to me and for what

OVERTHRONE

OH HEY ITS THE FAITH GAME TTS GUY WASUP DUDE

Hm that whispering’s not very pogchamp

WELL THATS A WHACK ASS MOOD CHANGE END CARD

INTRUDER ALERT

Who is this man, he looks like he did a crime

This TTS voice sounds like a Karen

Me coping with the creepy baby crying by focusing on how that saturated af pic of the crib makes it look like the blanket is just a giant slice of cheddar cheese:

Wtf is this music >_>

Yeah no I expected the hanging whoop there it is

GOD NO I HATE THIS EMERGENCY BLOOPING BECAUSE AS A KID I WAS TERRIFIED OF TORNADOES AND IT’D SCREECH ON THE TV WHEN SHIT GOT RLLY BAD

OVER 3000 CHILDREN MISSING W H A T

Okay how does all of this stuff connect bc I’m gettin interested and my crackhead hours are winding down

M.A.D

Okay the man in the corner boutta catch these fuckin hands

I am ironically so tired after the busy day I had I s2g I’m gonna pass out soon and some weird shit’s gonna go down in my dreams wish me luck

[kithtaehyung]

RYENNNN WHAT WAS THAAAAAAT AAAAA just read you’re next the second time and why am i as shocked, or even more shocked than i was when i was reading it the first time????? (long post ahead i apologize for sending very long ones i had to scream bc of oc and yoongi and you ryen!!)

firstly, bestie tae? sorry oc he is Our bestie now! but literally, he's such a good friend to oc thought ☹️ he's like "you wanna meet your boyf-i mean fling? okay yeah fine sure i'll cover up for you if i have to ugh 🙄”

also when oc found out there was a bathroom in the haunted house... i was like THIS IS THE PLACE ISN’T IT! OC's A (GOOD) FREAK!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

AND YOU KNOW the scene where yoongi was asking oc for a bite of her food, IT REMINDED ME OF THIS TWEET AAAAA I WANT TO SCREAM like i actually came across this tweet on tiktok like 2 days ago and i was like 3TAN OC AND YOONGS IS THAT U???? idk whether someone else has shared this tweet with you.. but i got so soft thinking about oc and yoongi when i saw this tweet 🥹

also the part where oc said like she never saw yoongi being this happy… like girl it’s cus of you????? don’t you see it??? he is elated because of YOU! oh heck these two are DOWN BAD for each other and yoongi asking a photo of oc’s ass…. he is unstoppable now wow he is BOLD bold gd

the tension between yoongi and oc is felt. like i’m just a 3rd person, why am i nervous? why did gasp? why did i take a pause from reading just to kick my blanket? am i the problem?

the scene in the bathroom. oh my gosh????? that was… wow. and that’s in the bathroom? what if.. what if they.. bedroom? oh i’m dizzy. i’m sorry i can’t comment more on this scene i’m still recovering from this i hope you understand

gosh ryen… you just never disappoint huh? you spoil us one after another and you just keep on giving!! gosh how are able to come up with such bangers every. single. time. you amaze me ryen, truly!!!! i hope you’re taking good care of yourself and allowing yourself to rest!! thank you so much for your time and hard work. many many forehead kisses to you! <3 (oh… this was a really long post, i’m sorry) - 🪐✨

also, are you catching bts’ concert later? i’m so freaking excited! ><

SATURN HELLO🥳 yes I’m resting a bit more! Can’t completely rest until 3tan9 is done and posted but I’m letting myself have more leeway. Also, gonna sleep right after this so I can catch the concert later. Idk if I’ll just watch it in my own little bubble or be on here, as well, but we shall see.

But thank you so much for this amazing review!! Wow there’s a lot to take in and I am so happy😭 Tae being the incredible person that he is? You are correct he is our best friend now LOL. And the bathroom hell yeah😛 you guessed it!

STOPPP THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME SOB😭 it’s been sent but of course I will still cry every time :’))

There is something there!! Like reader my love you don’t even know the half of it but you should think at least something! Although I would also not think it’s me if I was in that same position lol so I get it. And I am there blanket kicking with you💀 the bathroom scene required me to pause every now and then LMAO like yoongi my g o d you need to cool it!!

Thank you so much again, love. I’m so shy rn your words mean the whole world.. I just wanted to give y’all what you asked for/fought for😂 Hopefully it’s as enjoyable all the other times! Look forward to more drabbles, too🍂

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

Hello everyone, this is a poem(?) i wrote for wylan using only snippets of his original posts that i put together :) enjoy

@maisietheweltoncow here it is <3

Everything i ever get told about the teenage brain

People say their humour is broken

I think it’s funny

Words words words

But who actually gives a shit

Still raging over a fucking terrible mood

my hands are gonna drop off soon

Please can someone tell me to sleep

.

Holding hands with my best friend

I am not hopelessly in love with them

SOMEONE HELP ME LOSING MY GRIP ON THAT LAST SHRED OF SANITY

I’ve lost all shreds of sanity

why is sanity in shreds?

.

I’ve been mourning my old self recently

Nice to hear from you :) but also I’m jealous fuck you.

Be fun, be fruity

TALK TO EACH OTHER

not to be gay but��…I’m gay

HELLO I EXIST HELLO HELLO

am i cursed

maybe i hit sen ont head when i was a baby and that’s why I’m so fucked in me head

.

i don’t think I’m ok yk, because i know fuck all

SOMETIMES I EMBARRASS MYSELF SO MUCH OH MY GOD

But it’s the best i got sorry

SCREAMING

off in the distance

YOU THINK YOU CAN HURT ME?

I will murder you in your sleep

.

the word tangent is just a tangerine masquerading as a pomegranate

.

people do or enjoy

YOU HAD TO CHECK THE SPELLING

I WILL BE WATCHING IT

I don’t think you’re really living unless you’ve shouted.

we love to see it

.

I didn’t even realise it’s September already

range rovers just in rows on the village green

It’s literally the view out of my window rn

Is it funny, the feminine urge to fall in love

I literally love my best friend so much

platonically call people nicknames

and we all fall down

.

no right to be so good and yet, come back to me and we can have a conversation, I miss you already :(

what is UP my divas, queens, and bestie bitches

cool and could kill you, bitch, ✨sparcles✨,

you can ask as many as you like, so fast I can’t keep up,

a class about ancient Greek civilization.

guess who’s ankles are hurting again

Achilles calm down

called sweetheart and darling by a friend

I can’t explain the sheer joy

Falling in love with you but platonically

Trying not to cry

.

If you have a emotional or physical reaction to these words, you may be eligible for financial compensation: i love you

.

who on earth decided that

measuring love in how much we express that love,

screaming about how we love each other,

constantly sabotaging,

screaming, crying, perfect storms

i really don’t want to

I’M SCARED

how is it only 11pm

.

just thinking

is life really lidjfngn

nevermind i remembered

Clouds aren’t dense but i wanna eat them

can people understand me? no, is it funny? Yes

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WARNED

someone should probably tell me to sleep

.

crack goes the penny from the Empire State

tell them I love them all the time

.

[daz4i]

suicide under the cut you know the drill 🖤

besties i am not going to lie to you i have not stopped thinking abt how much i want to be dead for hours now 🖤 it's unreal 🖤 literally going "i want to die" in my head like a mantra 🖤

i kind of don't really wanna sign up to that course at all I'm mostly doing it bc everyone in my life thinks it's a good idea and i got nothing better to do and i need to pass the time somehow but it feels like a huge waste for me and it's a huge source of stress rn even tho it hasn't even started yet adjfjoghl. I'm really not looking forward to being this active and in public and meet new people like I'm very much dreading it and really don't want to do it (which is probably a sign I should to combat my anxiety or w/e idc)

but it's not like i would've done anything else otherwise lol 🖤

idk I'm like. very much given up! i don't wanna do anything! maybe there's like stuff here and there like playing a certain game that I'd like to experience but i mean bigger life stuff. i don't want or even can do anything so like what's the point

would be funny if i killed myself only to find out i was actually dead all this time and simply living with a brain like mine is the hell god chose for me lmao. not that it'll happen bc I'm a fucking coward but anyway 🖤 a guy can dream (not about this outcome but about killing myself at least lol)

maybe i need to sleep rn bc it's 3:30 am but i don't think i can esp not when feeling this bad (and i KNOW I'm gonna have so many nightmares so I'm also kinda trying to prolong the inevitable ig) so there's not much else to do other than refresh apps and cry as usual. wellp

[curseofaphrodite]

I am unwell

Guess who had the great idea of watching the worst grey's anatomy episode in the middle of the night and is now crying every tear in her body ?

ME(season 8 finale btw) (might be mild spoilers)

Cause i lack logical sense

And i have a question

WHY DO ALL OF MY FAVORITES CHARACTERS END UP DYING😭

Cause i'll start a show and get attached to a specific character and the worst things always happen to them or they die or both. EVERY. TIME. I'm starting to think shows writers have weekly reunions on who's gonna make me cry the most 😒

Anyway since i'm not sleeping anytime soon here's some tea bestie 💅(tw:drunk people)

So my friend has a crush on a guy in our russian class. She drunk text him a few times (she can legally drink no worries) to ask for lessons and to say some embarrassing stuff. Now they've been texting for a few weeks (sober this time) and talking a lot in school. And this morning she asked me if she should ask him out so me and our friends encouraged her

SHE ASKED HIM

AND HE SAID YES

They're going out wednesday i'm so happy for her she deserves this 😭

As for me... (honestly not much nothing tea worthy is happening for me rn)

So i got a crush on my cousin's best friend

I know that she's not straight so yeah to that

But she's a few years older so not going anywhere right now. She's a good friend tho and i'm very close to my cousin she's one of my favourite people and the wisest person i know so i often see them

Tonight my parents were talking to my sister about sex and my asexual self was like 😑. I was distracting myself by having an intense staring contest with my cat and i won :)

Also i saw The Batman yesterday it was great! Zoë Kravitz is gorgeous and her acting is amazing 💖. In my opinion the most realistic Bruce Wayne. Did you watch it?

My sister's been annoying me so much these past days she will get mad at me for nothing it pisses me off

Wbu how are u 💖?

⏳

FIRST OF ALL , OMG YOURE ACE TOO AAAA I KNEW YOU WERE SUPER COOL.

i havent started that show cause i get way too emotionally attached AND I GET IT. FAVES ALWAYS DIE. WHY??? WHYYY.

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUR FRIEND OMGGG THEY'RE DEFO GONNA BE THE WHOLESOME COUPLE OF THE SCHOOL AND IM HERE FOR IT. GIVE ME UPDATES ON THAT.

dude dudeee YOU HAVE A CRUSH KSHHDJS tell me everything about her right this instant. yes yes take your time with making a move cause the best stories are the longest (i.e, how i met your mother series)

plss i give you hats off for tolerating that convo and yay you have a cat!!

i havent watched batman yet but i wanna!! :(( zoe is so amazing, she's a queen. been seeing a lot of good reviews of battinson so im excitedd.

SUE YOUR SIS! jk, just send her a rickroll and see how she likes it.

IM OKAY BUT MARCH IS MY LEAST FAV MONTH. if i make it out of this month without screaming like a banshee, id be so happy i swear. there are results coming up and i possibly failed atleast 2 subjects, another 720 marks exam coming up, retests, boy trouble, literally everything thats gonna give me more panic attacks ig 😭😭 HOW ARE YOU

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[hongism]

okay i FINALLY finished 41 and 42 and i just dont even KNOW what to say!!!! firstly they were amazing like holy shit?.?,?,!:! forgive me everyone but im a shooter for hongjoong yes hes an ass but i LOVE HIM AND HIS CHARACTER SO MUCH HES STILL MY FAV like yeah he made a hard choice and a choice that looks bad from this pov but im waiting for the justification and the consequences on his end bc i know its gonna be delicious!

san and yn….. otp…. BUT! i want nothing more than for hongjoong to fall for yn and feel a heap load of guilt for acting like a bastard😎

i actually love that shes with jisung rn bc mc’s being hostages and going through shit and suffering is like my fav thing? bc i love pain and angst? so yeah its all amazing!!

okay so i kinda have a theory that yn was a slave in yeosangs home castle or whatever but i may be waaaay off bc yeo and woo obviously knew her when she was a slave/kid and ill die on that hill

also the ending of 42? what am i supposed to just cry myself to sleep now? wooyoung hurting hurts me more than anything😤😤 woo protection squad right here

anyways i loved them sooo so much you are amazing as always queen of fantasy🖤🖤

-solar🌙

solar bestie beloved mi amor HI!!! im finally getting around to responding to moc comments dkfgjdlfjg im sorry im like 10 years late </3 BUT! i’m so glad u enjoyed both chapters omg T^T that makes me so happy to hear !! and im glad we have another member in the shooters for hongjoong club too 😎 it excites me greatly heh everyone else can MOVE !! it’ll make sense it’ll all add up it’ll COME TOGETHER PINKY PROMISE!!!

perhaps there’s a way to have both san and yn and hongjoong and yn.... we’ll see :3

but i’ve got a lot of fun things planned for mc’s stay with jisung too hehe i’ve been outlining today actually it’s coming together nicely :p

as for your theory... you know i can’t say anything BUT.... i see you... i see you....

now listen the end of 42... i’m sorry im SORRY it was a necessary pain i promise you know i would never hurt wooyoung unless i had to T^T

but anywho im thrilled you loved them my dearest im so so excited to share more hehehehe <3 hopefully soon :3

[theblackberrygirl]

Hahahahha how the turns have tabled I'm in your inbox now >:D

Okay but Peter can totally lift Mjolnir and when he lifts it for the first time he doesn't know what it means and everyone's like O.o

Peter and Nat are both Little Mix fans and will paint each other's nails while blasting Wings or smthing

Karaoke nights at the compound. Discuss

Natasha is really really bad at dancing and she has to go to a fancy party with lots of dancing so Tony teaches her how to waltz and slow dance and such

Peter and Dr. Strange's cloak are besties and the cloak loves him more than Strange

The team watching the baby monitor footage from Peter's suit and teasing him endlessly about the embarrassing shit they found. Nat also takes part, but she keeps everyone from going too far and Tony is absolutely merciless with the teasing

Nat and Tony frequently have nightmares or can't sleep and they'll always meet up in his lab and watch movies with hat cocoa

Clint and Peter are the pranksters of the bunch and constantly mess with everyone else but never prank Nat because she's literally the queen on pranks and if they do, they're gonna end up with a bed full of ants

This is a lot I'm sorry 😅

OH SHIT HOW THE TURN TABLES-

(I’m going to be back in your inbox soon I have an angsty note in my notes app where I’ve been taking out my anger in the form of painful headcanons)

YES I LOVE THIS OMG. Thor goes to leave to get PopTarts or sm and Peters just like “wait mr. Thor you forgot your hammer :)” and hands it to him and everyone just screams.

THEY WOULD and they’d gossip and talk about the rest of the team. Clint’s in the vents painting his own nails and listening >:)

KARAOKE NIGHTS WITH THEM WOULD BE WILDDDD AHHHH

Natasha, Peter, and Steve would do some stupid songs. They’d be dying laughing the entire time bc they’re dorky idiots

Thor wouldn’t really understand but Valkyrie would drag him and Bruce up there for fun. Thor would LOVE it and Bruce, being the awkward baby he is, would just stand behind them like 🧍‍♂️

Pepper probably used to do musical theater in high school and Tony’s a dramatic bitch so they’d steal the night with some great duet lol. A Whole New World from Aladdin maybe?

Ok but this becomes SO much funnier when you combine it with the fact that she did ballet for like at least a decade.

-“Romanoff, I’ve SEEN you do ballet in the gym, how are you this bad?”

-“They are very different styles, Stark. Now shut up before I slice your fingers off.”

-“Yeah but like there has to be SOME overlap, right? You do HAVE a sense of rhythm, I’ve seen it, so why the fuck can you not understand this?”

-“I do ballet by myself, this is very different.”

-“...sure.”

THE CLOAK FAVORTISM PLS- Peter names the cloak Robert

Nat participates but she keeps a REALLY close eye on Peter to see if someone takes it too far. She gives several death glares to anyone who goes too far. Everyone’s absolutely terrified of this tiny little ginger ball of rage so one look is enough to shut them up

UGH THE INSOMNIAC BABES I LOVE THEM. They make cookies at 3am and Tony gets flour everywhere and Nat doesn’t leave a trace (spy tendencies) and it’s so funny to watch. “You spilled more flour.” “How?! It’s still above the bowl!” They always watch a funny movie or something animated (specifically Pixar/Disney movies). They both love Tangled. Tony’s favorite is the Toy Story movies bc even tho the toys aren’t AIs, they remind him of Jarvis and Friday. Nat’s favorite is Inside Out bc it shows the complexities of mental illness and inner emotions (Tony pretends not to see her crying after the Bing Bong scene. He knows she’s probably thinking about her own childhood that she lost)

YES OH MY GOD THEY SO DO. And you KNOW that they’re super elaborate and planned out. Anytime someone wants revenge on them, Clint always gets it bc they don’t DARE fuck with Natasha. Rumor has it that Tony tried once and didn’t leave the Iron Man suit for a week.

I love our headcanon exchange friendship it brings me so much joy. Also I rly needed these bc I’m reading a rly sad fic rn lol

[junityy]

GET TO KNOW ME TAG !

tagged by @iuwon ty love <3

this is,,,really long lmao so imma put a readmore

what day is your birthday? may 27th

what's your favorite color? purple

what's your lucky number? 3 and 7

do you have any pets? yes! a cat

how tall are you? last time i checked 1.63m

favorite song (atm)? the rock version of frost (txt)

favorite movie? fast & furious, kabhie khushi kabhie gham and maybe five feet apart too (and maze runnerajkddb)

what would your ideal partner be like? i don't really think i have an ideal type tbh?

do you want children? very good question. next one

have you gotten in trouble with the law? nah not yet AJKSDB

bath or shower? showers

what color socks are you wearing? pink

favorite type of music? uhh how do i describe this . either the a) sad ones that make me wanna cry like cry ONLY or b) the sad ones that make me wanna dance. and tbh songs that just go hard if that makes sense

how many pillows do you sleep with? one and i physically can't sleep ON the people like normal people do, i sleep on the bottom of it lmao

what position do you sleep in? on my stomach / side

what you don't like when you're sleeping? when i'm half awake all of a sudden while i had a really good dream </3

what do you have for breakfast? tbh just a toast or sum

have you tried archery? nah and i don't think i'd be good at it

favorite swear word? probably 'fuck'??? LMAODBSJD

do you have any scars? yes, one on my right pinky. not as 'obvious' as back then but still

are you a good liar? depends on who i'm lying to

what's your personality type? infj-t! i took that test so many times so many times and it was always the same results. only difference was that it went from 71% introvert to 90% or sum PLS

what's your favorite type of girl? when they're breathing

innie our outtie? innie ig i had to search that up just nowhddjd

left or right handed? right handed

favorite food? poğaça and potatoes

favorite foreign food? although i'm extremely picky and don't eat thaaat much of it, turkish food

are you clean or messy? kinda both, i like to be very clean but at the same time i'm too lazy to clean up

most used phrases? "shut the fuck up" "i hate you" "i can't do this today" "wtf" "omg" "like" "bestie" "stop" WHY ARE THESE SO MANY

how long does it take for you to get ready? when ik what to wear about 10 minutes, if i change my outfit all of a sudden i'd say 20

do you talk to yourself? i talk to myself more than to my friends and family

do you sing to yourself? i have to perform stuff in the bathroom so yeah

are you a good singer? LMFAOOO I WISH but sometimes i think i am,, like these little moments ig

biggest fear? i'm literally scared of everything im not even gonna lie to you here

are you a gossip? yeah and no

do you like short or long hair? why would you ask ME such question when i have long hair and want short hair at the same time . but i love both, i could never choose lmao

favorite school subject? english

introvert or extrovert? i can assure you that i'm the biggest introvert you'll ever see

what makes you nervous? people, pretty much everything

who was your first real crush? damn thats an interesting question, next one

how fast can you run? HOW CAN I KNOWSHSJSB but not that fast

what color is your hair? dark brown, but in the sun there's like a light red tinge (?) idk how to say that but yeah

do you like your name? yes

what makes you angry? everything. every little thing. my family, people ....

do you want a boy or girl as a child? first of all, do i want children i wonder

what are your strengths? i care about the people i love, lowkey passionate and tbh extremely loving i can't think of anything else rn lmao

what are your weaknesses? a few insecurities, not standing up for myself, not being able to speak / open up if thats a weakness? and uhh do anger issues count lmao

what's the color of your bedspread? light blue

what's the color of your room? white

tagging @heephoriia @igyus @beomjunies + anyone else!

[angelicorn]

Chapter 3 Reactions

Chapter 1-2 Reactions

I present to you my reactions to playing FF7R for the first time. I voice recorded myself as I played through each chapter. I finished the game and will slowly be writing down most of my commentary as I played. My sister, who has no prior exposure to the lore of FF7 (sequels, movies, novellas, etc.), watched me as well and I will be including her fresh perspective here as well. I also use the word “bitch” affectionately. I call my besties by that word so if you are easily offended, don’t read. 

Heavy cloti reactions for this chapter, so if you don’t like cloti, don’t read. 

I’m crying. I know I said I was crying before, but I was just saying that bc I was crying internally. I’m literally crying actual tears rn. (Sis: Angelica, are you really--you’re so dramatic.)

The music is perfect. I need to look up the sheet music. They did this shit on purpose. It’s making me feel happy and sad at the same time. (Sis: Angelica, just play the fucking game) I’m on a feels trip rn, let me go through the motions!

(I literally stopped to listen to the music) I’m going to have to analyze the songs at a later time and write my thoughts all down.

Did the Shinra manager just say that about us? You wanna repeat that again to me and my flower, motherfucker?!

I demand you to put that poster back on the board, now!

What? (Sis: Why’d the thing fall out of the sky?)

Whaaaat? (Sis: It’s the dementors again!)

I ship them (new recruit & senior officer) (Sis: They don’t even have names! Why do you ship them? Me: They do, bitch. Top and Bottom, duh.)

Ahh, sector 7, my heart. (Sis: This is the fucking ghetto.)

The music. Ohhhh, the music. TIFA’S THEME. IT’S BEAUTIFUL. 

*drunks bois outside talking about using Tifa’s friends to get close to Tifa* Sis: Ok, who is this baddie? I gotta see who everyone is tripping and stumbling for.

TIFA MY QUEEN. (Sis: *gasp* SHE’S SO PRETTY!)

(Tifa says Marlene’s name) Sis: MARLENE’S SO CUTE. PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS. GIVE THE FLOWER TO HER.

What...? I can’t give the flower to Marlene?! *gasp* It’s not optional! THE FLOWER GOES TO TIFA. HOLY SHIT.

Why’d they change it? I mean, I was gonna give it to Tifa anyway, but I was soo prepared to make the choice awwww.

Sis: Talk to Marlene! 

Ho shit, Barret was ready to throw down, Best dad award. 

Cloud and Tifa talking to each other is so gentle, I love it. wtfffff. (Sis: Does he like her? If you fucking say you’ll see one more time, I’m going to punch you. Me: You’re going to have to speculate for now! We have to finish the game to find out more.)

The way Cloud says “don’t worry about me” He’s trying so hard to be cool in front of her hahaha

Who tf is in the other room, Tifa? (Sis: She’s got a boyfriend she never told you about! me: Over my dead body)

Can I go inside Tifa’s room? LOL (sis: Don’t be one of those) 

*tries to open her door anyway* Cloud: That’s Tifa’s room. Don’t be weird. (Sis: Yeah, Angelica. Don’t be weird.)

How tf is Cloud able to sleep with that shoulder guard on, wtf.

I should wake Tifa up first and let her know the neighbor has stomach problems??? (Sis: Stop trying to get into her room, you weirdo.)

WTF? YOOO. SEPHIROTH??? 

Cloud’s a scared idiot. His voice and face are so different when he’s triggered

The landlady is my new fave character. (Sis: So does that mean Cloud is trying to be with Tifa? Me:...You’ll see... Sis: Ah, I had that one coming.) 

*Cloud groans about the water filters* (Sis: Cloud is an insufferable bitch. How are you gonna get the girl with that piss attitude??)

Cloud is so jealous and over protective, my god.

Tifa’s so patient with him, I love her. 

LOL Marle just loves to shit on Cloud hahahaha

Salty weapon vendor lol. fuck you too. 

TIFA IS SO FUN TO PLAY AS.

*after hearing battle dialogue* Sis: are they fucking flirting? The sexual tension is thicc!

EVERY TIME CLOUD AND TIFA TALK TO EACH OTHER, THEY’RE LOWKEY FLIRTING I LOVE IT.

Tifa punching Johnny. She’s a Goddess. Ughhh.

Cloud seeing Tifa punch Johnny boi is like WOT THA FOCK hahaha

Damn, Cloud is pissed at Johnny. Bruh.

Fuck, we scared Tifa, noooo.

Tifa is da real one. Real eyes, realize, real lies. (Sis: Was Cloud nicer before...? me: um... Sis: Right, you’ll see.)

She wants us to go back to apartments? (Sis: THEY GON FUCK)

“COME OVER WHEN YOU’RE DONE” 

Her room is so cute! She has a fucking punching bag, yesssss.

He’s lyyyying. He ain’t no soldier boi.

WE GET TO GO ON A DATE WITH TIFA.

CLOUD CALLS HER BEAUTIFUL

Ugh, no, get drunk with me! Don’t go, Tifa! She’s such a tease, she’s really working that alluring angle! (Sis: She hella swerves him without being a bitch, she got class)

Wow, did I just get kicked out of the bar?

Sis: Tifa’s like the popular girlfriend that’s out of his league. Me: I’m salty that I can’t hang out with them.

Was Cloud going to rat Barret out? wtf. Diiick.

Jessie makes everything seem like we’re planning to bang LOL

I’ll do whatever you want for materia, bb Jessie.