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completewannabe · 19 days ago

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get called out, nerds

#reblog to encourage others to pray the rosary #for non catholics read your bible idk #catholic #christian #christianity #luce #luce vatican #rosary #catholic humor #catholic memes #i hat how much effort i put into this only for it to turn out mid hhhh #hate #not hat #gonna commit a felony

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bxnnie-bxwl · 9 months ago

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some more sketches of the feral rabbit

#hes my crazy bby girl <333 #last one is a catnap reference cause i find them a little similar teehee #hes gonna commit multiple felonies <33 #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #glamrock bonnie #evil!bonnie #fnaf au #glitch in the code webcomic

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amielot · 1 year ago

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Horn.

Bonus:)

#horse girl au #this one is suprisingly lore heavy #the real mvp for this au is hobs bag full of stolen money #horses eat about 20k calories a day #honestly how else was hob gonna feed him #circus robbery :D #hob has been purchasing oats from every farmer in a 5 mile radius #the more i write hob for this AU the more i realize he gets very chipper after committing felonies #the sandman #dreamling #the art tag #centaurs #dream of the endless #hob gadling #centaur!dream

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synthwavecryptid · 6 months ago

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I’m uncontrollable, emotional, chaotically proportional

I’m visceral, reloadable

(I’m crazy, I’m crazy, I’m crazy)

[Twisted - MISSIO]

#dutch van der linde #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #art crimes with koko #Hosea come get your man #the face of a man who’s commit hellish felonies and knows he’s gonna get railed sloppy style later #cw blood #cw gore

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belliesandburps · 16 days ago

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Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario

I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)

#interactive post #community game #burping #burp kink #belly kink #i think back on all the movies where the president hides a horrible crime they committed years back #and how they carry out these horrid conspiracies to cover up the truth of their misdeeds #oh how fucking quaint that all feels right now #here in america?#you can incite an insurrection and get your freakass cult to storm the capitol on live television while erecting (lol) a gallows #the whole world can watch in horror #you can get indicted on 88 felony charges #convicted on 34 of them #your generals came come out and admit that you like hitler #and in a few years the people will just happily send you back #don't worry the media will treat you like a completely normal candidate and sane wash whatever crazy bullshit you say too!#because gat dammit groceries are just way too expensive #sure your own party and awful policies CAUSED prices to soar but it's not like the media will ever point that out when they conduct polls #also the same fucking idiots crowing about grocery prices hear trump's tariffs will cost them thousands more yearly and they're fine with i #im so fucking tired and i know you are too #just look out for your lgbtqia+ friends right now #they're gonna be hurting right now especially if they don't live in cali #and even cali's not some liberal fucking haven either #we just voted NOT to end slavery in this state!#like what the actual fuck?!#no seriously...what the actual fuck?#anyway look out for each other and try to keep your own corner of the world safe from maga's stink #and don't tune out either because they want to exhaust and beat you

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crimeronan · 2 months ago

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"yeah i enjoy writing fic/meta taking some of toh's more comedic beats in a serious direction, because i think it's fun and interesting to explore the implications of what these things would actually mean :)" [spends 2 minutes on owl house reddit] "Not Like That."

#i made a more earnestly upset post but decided it was silly. instead i will simply take the stance #luz IS a psychopath and she should have committed MORE felonies. i'm gonna write fic where she's JD from heathers.#since that's how owl house reddit feels.#say what u will about my horror fic involving a lot of serious grimdark whump but at the very least i've always stayed silly.#characters are as funny and irreverent as they are in the canon bc. the canon is also horrifying and they stay silly anyway. based.#the only times i have written luz not staying silly are when she is actively suicidal or suffering the worst abuse of her life....#she's my silly goodhearted beautiful angel princess forever. she should commit more crimes.#toh

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meyerlansky · 5 months ago

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went to the met today! some of my faves from the Sleeping Beauties exhibit 💃

#some lady behind me at one point was like 'oh. mcqueen again. 🙄' and friends when i tell you i almost committed a felony.#YEAH MCQUEEN AGAIN AND YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING GRATEFUL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE #anyway. there was also a family of two like low-teenage girls and their mom and their dad who were there for the exhibit #and one girl was like 'yeah the theme this year is sleeping beauties. it's new each year. it's the—you know the met gala? like in oceans 8?#LIKE IN OCEANS 8?#and the mom was like 'oh yeah right'#and the fucking dad. was like. 'i'm gonna just head for the front door. get some air.'#LIKE. SIR. YOUR DAUGHTER[S] IS AS EXCITED AS A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL IS CAPABLE OF GETTING WHILE ON A FAMILY TRIP. AT LEAST PRETEND TO CARE.#so yeah. two felonies.#the exhibit was great though! highly recommend.#fashion

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knownsome · 3 days ago

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Oh no!

You're a Toreador who committed a liiittle double murder in a hotel while you were on a date with this cute Ravnos guy, aaaand the video footage of 5ish people going into the room and only 3 (counting your Brujah packmate who helped you clean up the scene) people leaving (with luggage!) is in the mail to a police officer building a missing persons case!! What will you do?

Do you:

a) confront the officer and make him love you too much to pursue it with Entrancement

b) cause the case to disappear from public record with the help of your Brujah bro's hacker nonsense

c) decide at 4AM to gather your two Brujah packmates but Specifically Not the Ventrue with Obfuscate (because he'd be SUCH a bummer about the whole thing and soooo judgmental), break into the NOLA postal distribution center to somehow find and waylay the package or the truck it should be in, erase the footage of your break-in at the distro center AND get back into someplace dark before sunrise?

If you picked C, you might be my idiot PC.

By the way, did you know the mail has their own cops? And they've got like a 98% conviction rate or something??? Caius didn't!!!

#vtm #chronicle notes #lets just commit some felonies #theres no way this can turn out badly #caius lennox #hes pretty and everyone loves him #but he aint smart #toreador #vampire the masquerade #we're gonna get arrested by the mail police #and go to mail prison #and die in the mail sun

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welcome-to-green-hills · 5 months ago

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I need to see Shadow genuinely happy in at least one of these three episodes

Me too… I need my boy to be happy 👉👈

#I gotta see the scrunkly having a good day with his sister #Or at least causing mayhem on purpose #He’s either gonna go get ice cream or commit a felony. He’ll decide on the dark rider #mystery anon #off topic

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propertyofkylar · 4 months ago

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i just read the whitney milkshake scene madrian shared and im so pissed. no more of this we need to delete all characters and have only kylar be available

#this is so unfair im gonna commit a felony

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raccoonclty · 14 days ago

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THE KITTIES????? ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE

#id commit 800 felonies to get my hands on the standees when they come out but i just KNOOOWWWW bitches on mercari are gonna price them at #like $300

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cheollipop · 1 year ago

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i was busy rewatching the mv like three times sorry but we know sounds fucking amazing im ascending

#panda.txt #gonna update the tags while i listen to avoid spamming lmao #HJ AND MINGIS RAPS KILLED ME BRO ISTG #EMERGENCY IS ALREADY HOT ASF #my ass is shaking on its own i swear #DRINK UP ONE MORE DRINK UP ONE MORE #MINGI SKJBRSKBKSN HONGJOONG FUCK #THE BRIDGE HELLO???? STFU THIS IS CRAZY #(intermission while i shake ass to crazy form again)#FUCK that beat is so sick #ARRIBA ALREADY SOUNDS SO CUNTY HOLY FUCK #SAN'S VOICE I WANNA DO THINGS TO HIM #SEONGHWA FUCKING HELL AND JONGHO LORD HAVE MERCY #SKRRT SKRRT IM DYING THIS IS GOLD #ARRIIIBBAAAAAA #stfu song mingi stfu right now SHUT UP OH MY GOD #the build up to the chorus is so fucking good im gonna commit a felony #SAN'S HIGH NOEETBKJJBGKAAKNGKNS NO ONE SPEAK TO ME THE RASP #ok this song will be my personality for the next three months tyvm #WOOYOUNG'S OPENINGIN SILVER LIGHT HELLO????????? NO #silver light is SUCH a driving song omg it's fucking beautiful #also a song i'd play while contemplating life but that could just be me #the instrumental is NASTY i love it oh my god #SING IT WOOYOUNG TELL EM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #I LOVE THE LOW TONES SO FUCKING MUCH #my eyes rolled back at that last verse holy shit man waht the heck #my throat is dry my lips are cracked hands shaking pussy dri-*GUNSHOT*#im gonna take a quick break to break and come back for the second half bc holy FUCK that was intense and im drained #NO SKIPS #ok brb

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triglycercule · 3 months ago

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IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF THIS DRAWING OF JK HORROR THST SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SAME SERIES BULLSHIT AS THE ONES I DID FOR DUST AND KILLER IS TAKING 3 HOURS. 3 HOURS JUST FOR ME TO FIND A POSE!!!!! A SINGLE POSE THAT I LIKE!!!!!!! I CANNOT FUCKING FIND ONE ITS PISSING ME OFF SO BAD ITS BEEN 3 HOURS OF THROWING STUFF AND THE WALL AND SEEING WHAT STICKS AND NOTHING IRS FUCKING STICKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i swear if i dont get this done i am GOING to delete my account #me when i lie BUT STILL this is actually pissing me off so bad #i WILL be commiting a felony quite soon if i cant find a pose #i mean iDID find one i liked but the vibes dont match dust and killer's so its basically a waste #im gonna keep through ideas at the wall and seeing what sticks #if i dont find something i will be deleting jk fashion au from my memory #tricule rant

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josecariohca · 22 days ago

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#PHONE IS WORKING!!!!!!! (yay)#TRAIN TICKET HAS BEEN PURCHASED!!!!! (boo)#DINNER HAS BEEN ACQUIRED!!!!! (yay)#BACK IS HURTING!!!!!!!!!! (boo)#im so beyond dead on my feet el em ay oh i have a feeling the second i get home and into my bed im crashing for like 15 hours #MINIMUM. i still have a few more days before my train but i am so excited at the prospect of. privacy. my bed. s l e e p.#and after 5 hours at the carrier's store whatever was wrong with my phone has been fixed!!!! so i dont have to commit a felony!!!!! :D :D #anyway uhhhhhhhh im gonna go eat and then go to bed and tomorrow i need to go to the consulate. bc tedious paperwork never ends apparently.#good night and kissies and i cannot wait to get back into writing im DYING!!!!!! and im smooching u all on the forehead mwah mwah 💋💋#personal

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woundedheartwithin · 10 months ago

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Y’all realize we’re just playin pokemon at this point, and it has nothing to do with the sujidex…

#yakuza #yakuza 8 #yakuza 8 spoilers #spoilers #just out here collecting pets #how is he gonna get three different animals through customs #pretty sure he already committed a felony just by bringing the goddamn crawfish 😂😂😂#oh no wait it’s a class b misdemeanor #yes I looked it up #crawfish are highly invasive actually #an American species has kinda overrun the endemic crawfish population in England actually #because they’re bigger and hardier so they’ve been out competing the endemic species #okay so I looked this up too #Japanese crawfish grow to be about 6cm #English crawfish can grow to be 7.5 cm long #and the signal crawfish which is th North American species that is basically running amok everywhere can grow to be 9cm #these are all averages btw not max size #they can all get much bigger #but the signal crawfish is the largest of the three #apparently they’re also invasive species in Japan as well #like who the fuck taking crawfish overseas and setting them loose?#oh wait…

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raventrigonsdaughter · 2 months ago

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Tumblr fandom pisses me off cause more than half of u fucks don't care about the story or any of the characters and are just horny to the point of complete mischaracterization of anyone involved, Lucy is her own character not a weird ass ooc self insert just so u can ship her with the dude who tortured her and is in his forever 50's when she's barely in her 20's and i say this as a ghoul entusiast, closest thing i can see their relationship evolving into is a haymitch and katniss or Arya and The Hound dynamic.

.. oh yeah and that's not mentioning the huge disregad to their canonical black love interests and mind u i don't even like lucy's romance but it's so fucking weird how this fandom pretends it doesn't even exists

#genuinely if i enter her tag to see another mf paint her as a sex manic for cooper im just gonna commit a felony wtf is wrong with u guys #i miss when the fallout fandom kept this shit to their own ocs #and stayed away from the main tags #its flooding with this bullshit now #maybe using her tag only will keep the weirdos out #since u know #they dont give a fuck about her #lucy maclean

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