#gonna commit a felony

[completewannabe]

get called out, nerds

[bxnnie-bxwl]

some more sketches of the feral rabbit

[amielot]

Horn.

Bonus:)

[synthwavecryptid]

I’m uncontrollable, emotional, chaotically proportional

I’m visceral, reloadable

(I’m crazy, I’m crazy, I’m crazy)

[Twisted - MISSIO]

[belliesandburps]

Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario

I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)

[crimeronan]

"yeah i enjoy writing fic/meta taking some of toh's more comedic beats in a serious direction, because i think it's fun and interesting to explore the implications of what these things would actually mean :)" [spends 2 minutes on owl house reddit] "Not Like That."

[meyerlansky]

went to the met today! some of my faves from the Sleeping Beauties exhibit 💃

[knownsome]

Oh no!

You're a Toreador who committed a liiittle double murder in a hotel while you were on a date with this cute Ravnos guy, aaaand the video footage of 5ish people going into the room and only 3 (counting your Brujah packmate who helped you clean up the scene) people leaving (with luggage!) is in the mail to a police officer building a missing persons case!! What will you do?

Do you:

a) confront the officer and make him love you too much to pursue it with Entrancement

b) cause the case to disappear from public record with the help of your Brujah bro's hacker nonsense

c) decide at 4AM to gather your two Brujah packmates but Specifically Not the Ventrue with Obfuscate (because he'd be SUCH a bummer about the whole thing and soooo judgmental), break into the NOLA postal distribution center to somehow find and waylay the package or the truck it should be in, erase the footage of your break-in at the distro center AND get back into someplace dark before sunrise?

If you picked C, you might be my idiot PC.

By the way, did you know the mail has their own cops? And they've got like a 98% conviction rate or something??? Caius didn't!!!

[welcome-to-green-hills]

I need to see Shadow genuinely happy in at least one of these three episodes

Me too… I need my boy to be happy 👉👈

[propertyofkylar]

i just read the whitney milkshake scene madrian shared and im so pissed. no more of this we need to delete all characters and have only kylar be available

[raccoonclty]

THE KITTIES????? ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE

[cheollipop]

i was busy rewatching the mv like three times sorry but we know sounds fucking amazing im ascending

[f1zzypop]

I drew my morally grey, hallucination TV

Their name is Analog and they probably kick puppies

[woundedheartwithin]

Y’all realize we’re just playin pokemon at this point, and it has nothing to do with the sujidex…

[raventrigonsdaughter]

Tumblr fandom pisses me off cause more than half of u fucks don't care about the story or any of the characters and are just horny to the point of complete mischaracterization of anyone involved, Lucy is her own character not a weird ass ooc self insert just so u can ship her with the dude who tortured her and is in his forever 50's when she's barely in her 20's and i say this as a ghoul entusiast, closest thing i can see their relationship evolving into is a haymitch and katniss or Arya and The Hound dynamic.

.. oh yeah and that's not mentioning the huge disregad to their canonical black love interests and mind u i don't even like lucy's romance but it's so fucking weird how this fandom pretends it doesn't even exists

[bigender-cowboy]

Dude im thinking about my mom rn and it’s actually crazy. I broke a whole ass glass bowl and she laughed it off but my sister made brownies (I was watching her + I called mom for permission because she wasn’t home) that tasted good and I got hit????? Like?????? Wth is the logic??????