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horse-shit · 2 years
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3 different scenarios of someone going "my friend thinks you're cute" or "would you go out on a date with my friend"
and *I* always won because *I* am 💚ARMONATIC💚
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valtsv · 2 years
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okay fine i'll read homestuck. whatever. i've cracked i can't take it anymore i need to fuck around and find out.
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qlsvn · 7 days
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warm naruto take i feel like shikanaruhina is underrated as a trio. i feel like they’re like all the perfect balance and perfect material for character development and dynamics n maybe some shenanigans w the inclusion of Kakashi.
They all have the potential to bring out specific traits in each other their personalities cancel each other out too and they all immediately have something to contribute too and i feel like it’d be so healthy with healthy development instead of turbulent then peaceful ykwim ??
what each brings to the table
Shikamaru — clear thought, common sense, rationale, calm attitude
Hinata — patience, encouragement, thoughtfulness
Naruto — outgoing, encouragement, plenty of energy to share w his quieter/lazier counterparts, always pushing to improve
think about it. THINK ABOUT IT. (i need fics w these 3 btw if anyone cares to lend a hand.)
this also doesn’t even have 2 be teams btw just these 3 tgth in ANY setting.. underrated.
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dreamlogic · 3 months
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i have no clue what's going on w/ the hiring process for the job offer i got yesterday, but at least it seems like nobody at the post office does either. 🙃
#ctxt#charlie vs mail#got a call from some guy at the regional sorting facility like 'uuh yeah just drop in to your PO whenever for fingerprinting'#so i show up in shorts & a t-shirt as a stop along a multi-errand trip bc my impression was that this is just a part of the background check#woman doing my prints was like 'idk if anyone's here to speak with you today but we can check'#me still thinkin it's just a casual meet/greet 'oh no worries haha! btw i got the job offer before having even 1 interview is that normal?'#she doesn't know but leads me around until we find someone buried under a stack of paperwork at her desk#'hi [redacted!] charlie is here for their interview!'#redacted peers over his monitor like a deer in headlights 'who is here for their what now??? oh uuuhh gimme a minute uuuhhhhh'#i'm sweatinnnmng like i'm wearing my birks i am massively underprepared but ok i guess we're doing this & they already offered me the job so#redacted also seemed to be panicking a lil bc the person who usually does these interviews isn't even in today#we had a moment of 'so we're both utterly blindsided here right?' 'yeah can we reschedule?' 'yes god please let's reschedule'#so i'm going back thursday for an actual interview. after already completing background check & filling out tax paperwork#get home to an email from the dude who called me this morning like 'btw dress business casual for your fingerprinting & bring XYZ'#but still stating nowhere that the implication was that fingerprinting & interview would happen concurrently????#this is a federal institution & the second largest employer in the US. get ur shit together !!!#hoping it's not gonna be a black mark that i showed up in my casual summer clothes without the necessary docs#but tbf to me the expectations were hella unclear like i wasn't even given a point of contact for an onboarding supervisor until today#since they were also drastically underprepared i hope it'll just be water under the bridge & we can properly meet thursday#hands down weirdest hiring/onboarding process i've ever gone through but fuck it we ball
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moonpaw · 2 years
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Oda: I’ve killed this character, here is their death scene
Me:
Oda:
Me:
Oda:
Oda: They’re 100% dead, here are the graves
Me: Oh you were serious
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paddysbarbie · 1 year
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season 2, episode 2 / season 14, episode 1
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infriga · 11 months
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Started watching The Fall of the House of Usher, and I'm only 2 episodes in so far but my main thought is that Roderick must have like rainbow sperm or something cause all of his kids are level 99 queers.
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slythereen · 1 year
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you know I sometimes wish charles adopted a little bit of max attitude with the media and and public
I just feel like he gives too much of himself and they always saying horrible things about him
maybe I wish he step back a little
Maybe more like kimi, just communicating the basic.
Even the way he talks after race, always making sure to praise carlos and ferrari and say good things. We don't see max doing this with checo, he's just don't give a shit!
And I have the impression ferrari and Carlos don't have the same energy with him, so why he keeps giving?
charles is a better person than me for sure. like, sometimes i'm astonished we're the same age (well, he's turning 26 soon so he's more like a year older) because i would not even PRETEND to have that much grace and self-control. i would LOVE to see more sassy charles in the media and it would warm my soul to see him taking some pointers from max "he's got a lot of personality but personality is what keeps this sport interesting" verstappen.
unfortunately i just don't think charles is... like that? aside from the insane PR training they put him through, he's also just genuinely really nice. i definitely think his "media image" is nicer than he actually is at heart, but tbh i'm not sure how much evil villain era he's got in him, you know? it's what i like about him, as much it makes me SO sad when i see him treated like this by the media and ferrari and That Man.
i also think that charles (with all that PR training) knows what he's doing, too. like. being so sweet and kind is clearly natural to him, but it's also one of his major selling points and what makes him so lovable to many in this sport. he knows, optics wise, that (even when ferrari wrongs him) never speaking an ill word about them in public goes a long way with sponsors and fans, probably. i think it's probably 85% genuine all-consuming love and 15% clever marketing strategy that keeps him from acting out more.
still. every day i wish to see him go feral on main. it would be amazing, and i would love him for it, but i love him a lot precisely because he probably won't.
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kakusu-shipping · 1 month
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Satiating myself for Captain Pikachu content with a Selfship Moodboard, because I need it <3
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bunnyb34r · 2 months
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Me every time I change the crab bowls: phew! I've escaped the fate of being killed by a hermit crab once more!
Gurkle: *begrudgingly puts the nail file down that he was sharpening his claws with* 😠
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troonwolf · 1 year
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they should do another expansion where the commander dies but this time they stay dead long enough (for w/e lore reason idc) that in the middle of this huge dramatic and very expensive cross-cultural funeral, they just kick off the coffin lid and stumble out in front of the 20 mile long funeral procession and are like “I’M FINE. I’M FINE. WHERE’S TH- wait what the FUCK is happening???”
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dug this out of my WIPs... i am very eepy
have some sick Mike and cute family time :)
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totentnz · 1 year
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good evening gamers im currently obsessed with au v slamming her entire body into smasher so he doesnt kill johnny
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fucking inconsolable over the killing eve finale rn
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redhotarsenic · 1 year
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You’re eating a lollipop and Valantinez is there staring off into the distance seemingly contemplating and after a while they casually reach over and pull it out of your mouth and stick it in their own and they pull away and you’re FLABBERGASTED and they’re just. Casually acting like nothing happened except they have the HUGEST shit eating smirk on their face.
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sheyshen · 1 year
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Cinnabon had a sale and now i have a dozen cinnamon rolls cause my friend only took 1 with her and I'm gonna have to freeze a bunch cause there's no way i can eat them all within the week but also I'm all excited cause i love cinnabon and i rarely get them cause it means going to the mall. Lol
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