#gonna be poetic as fuck

[yiirlzsinked]

[astrowarr]

can we SLOW DOWN. POPPIES AND LILACS? LAST LIFE COLOR PALETTE? GRAY STREAK IN HAIR? just hold on. just wait WAIT HOLD

[oncamelliastreet]

agatha all along spoilers!!

ain’t no way marvel just murdered broadway legend patti lupone by dropping her on a sword

[blossoms-phan]

want to call? do you want some comfies?

[noodles-07]

queer is literally my best friend it’s a warm blanket and a safety pin and a baseball bat in my hands and warm food in my belly. queer is a calling card it’s a promise it’s home it’s a journey it’s an old friend, a past lover, the ghost of who I used to be. queer is one of the best things to happen to me. I am queer in that I am strange and unlabelable, in that I am a person who has fought and will fight, in that I am free

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-

[h4venpha]

i need a man who is so scared of romantic intimacy and vulnerability. a man who cries while being kissed, a man who shivers at the slightest touch, a man who feels raw and exposed, yet comfortable and content with me. i need a man who’s heart burns with pain when he’s showed any ounce of love, but he can’t help but ache for more and more of it.

i need a man who has been so irreversibly damaged that he trembles at the thought of wanting. wanting to be with someone and wanting to feel loved. questioning whether or whether not its selfish to want something so precious after so long of feeling like he will never be enough.

there is no ‘i can fix him’. instead, i will hold him to my chest and prove to him it’s okay and you’re safe now. there’s no need to worry, i love you.

and he will cry against my skin and i will love him.

[ax-fire]

tag me in the fix it fics when they start coming thank you

[editerrrrrawr]

⋆⁺ 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨. ☀︎

[ratatatastic]

"I gotta have you talk about Barkov a little bit... 'cuz, you know, he's your Captain but like... What should we know that we don't know about this guy? He's so quiet, he keeps a low profile—I'm sure that's by design—but he's the quietest, incredible superstar that...When Chris Pronger was working there (VP of Hockey OPs/Senior Advisor from 2017-2020), I remember he used to say to me, 'Hey, this guy is a Top 5 player in the game.' Even when nobody was even putting him in the Top 10 at that time, you know? But what makes him so great? What do you know about him now that you thought you knew before you got there?" "You know, well, everything—because I'm with you! I knew he was in the league, I knew he was a great player but playing on the other side—I'd see him play twice a year and I wouldn't watch that much and I had no appreciation for how good he was. But the answer—I'm gonna give you an answer about Barkov and it's not gonna be good enough... 'cuz I can't answer that question about him yet, I still haven't gotten to figure it out. I don't know to do it justice but he's this extreme perfect blend of absolutely no ego and an incredible drive to be better at the same time. So usually the guys that are really driven have a bit of an ego. Ego's not bad always, right? Maybe I'm using the wrong word to describe it but he will put his teammates and his—everything—first, and it won't bother him one bit! That's exactly the way he wants it! He doesn't want to be the first guy out, he doesn't want to—it's not that he doesn't want to do interviews because of the media! Talk to this guy! You walk in our room—you don't know hockey and you don't know names—you can't tell if he's the 1st forward or the 13th forward by the way he treats people. That's absolutely the truth! And the reason he's not appreciated as much as a player is: I have never, ever once seen him even remotely cheat to the offensive side of the game to score a point. He just won't do it. That doesn't mean he's sitting back defensively! He doesn't give a rat's ass about his point totals, he just wants to win. So he's never gonna put the numbers up that he could. If Barky decided he was gonna generate points—if somebody'd convince him, 'Hey, Barky! If you just cheat the game and score—we'd got a better chance of winning!' I don't know, [he'd put up] 120, 130 points? Like he is brilliant but he will never, ever put the game—you know, what? He wouldn't put himself in front of the game. The game demands certain things and you can't get past that no matter how good you are. There are certain things you got to do in this game and usually those are hard things... he'd never once put himself in front of the game." "You can't score 120 or 130 without cheating a little bit, right? It's just a real—" "Yeah, except those guys don't call it cheating! They call it anticipating. Bad players cheat, good players anticipate." "They see things before they happen, Paul! That's what happens!" "Exactly, exactly!"

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 9.24.24 (x)

[hamable]

Porter better have nemesis alert on because I’m coming for his ass with so much bureaucratic WRATH and ANGER and RAGEEEE and I will fucking disintegrate him.

OOOOOOOHHHHRHRHRBSBSB I can’t get over it I’ll fucking show him rage let me at him. Let mE AT ‘IM.

[luxrayz64]

cyberverse megop is like endlessly hysterical to me bc this megatron in particular is just suchhh a messy bitch right to the very end. like the fact that they have on multiple occasions attempted peace talks...? that even after a million billion years he's still hitting optimus with the "you could join me, old friend!" bro doesnt even want to be here. he wants that cookie so bad. and the craziest part is autism prime over here isnt even like a hard catch. if megatron would just be normal and communicate directly for like a minute the war would be over and they could suck face. unfortunately i think doing so would Actually kill him. like he'd die on the spot if he admitted to wanting something that isn't ultimate power. so everyone just has to like die fighting this absolutely pointless war bc megatron cant get over his own ass for a single minute. and its honestly kind of incredible to witness. fumbletron for real. I'd say we should kill him but he already dies so incredibly badly that he's effectively just written out of the show entirely like he never even existed so.

[cavefairy]

if only i could write more than a single paragraph of shit like this, then maybe id be a real writer

[vigilvntes]

just read something i wrote that's been sitting in my drafts for two years and i can't lie i served

[theyluvvaubery]

Trump said I love you elon, yk what that means

[frnkiebby]

jesus fucking christ~🎃