#golden chain chomp

[lore-of-the-mushroom-kingdom]

Chain Chomps Are Made Of Magma

In Super Mario Galaxy 2 it is revealed that Chain Chomps are being made at a place called Chompworks by the Gearmos. It also appears they might be made out of Magma given the Golden Chomp emerges out of the lava. But these seem to be a special factory made Chain Chomp, and their might be different species depending on how they are made. But they are indeed made from lava.

So in Yoshi's New Island there is a Chain Chomp that appears called the Fire Wanwan Dosun, these Chomps are a flaming Magma appearing Chomps that come flying out of volcanoes to attack Yoshi. This seems to further confirm this is how Chomps are created.

Now one final thing, so when I was younger and played Super Mario Sunshine I believe the Chain Chomp from Pianta Village is a Chain Chomp that emerged from Corona Mountain aka Volcano. I made the connection using it's flaming lava like appearance and attitude, and the existence of the bath in the village that seemed perfectly designed and made to cool off a newly made Chain Chomp.

Now in hindsight with the knowledge of how Chain Chomps are created in the Mario World, I think this old hypothesis of mine is far more likely. What do you think?

[c0zy-fluff]

Please, for the love of God, give us your smiling critters Mario party headcannons, all of them, all of them that you have, please

*giggles maliciously*

You have no idea what you just released- I have a LOT of hcs that I REALLY wanna draw- But I suppose I'll list them first-

What version do the Smiling Critters prefer to play?

- I'd say either Mario Party 8 or 9- Maybe 9 because that's where they're altogether and it paints more of a friendly image cuz of the layout and the OST (srsly, I LOVE the OST of Mario Party 9 and it was my childhood-) Also, for the sake of not making this post go on and on, Imma just be using Mario Party 9 for this-

Who do the Smiling Critters main?

- Tough question. Kinda. Buuuuut, Imma use Mario Party 9 characters cuz why not-

DogDay - Toad

CatNap - Shy Guy

Kickin - Wario

Bubba - Koopa (or maybe Magikoopa, idk)

Hoppy - Daisy

Bobby - Peach

Picky - Birdo

Crafty - Yoshi

What is their fav mini game? (Type of game; fighting, luck etc.)

Kickin - Magma Mayhem (He gets out immediately cuz someone kicks them off LMAO)

Hoppy - Launch Break (Kickin questions her power on how fast she's spamming the button)

Bubba - Card Smarts (He got that big brain plays)

Picky - Pizza Me, Mario ( One word. Food.)

Crafty - Flinger Painting (They don't know how they almost always win this one and will always internally question it)

Bobby - Buddy Bounce (She loves the music and helping herself and the other critters out)

DogDay - Ring Leader (Makes him feel like he's actually riding a dolphin and it makes him feel so alive-)

CatNap - Manor of Escape (no matter what door they goes through, he ALWAYS manages to be the first to find the right door)

What's their fav board to play on?

Hoppy - Magma Mine

DogDay, Crafty, and Bobby - Toad Road

CatNap - Boo's Horror Castle

Bubba - Bob-Omb Factory

Kickin - Blooper Beach

Picky - DK Jungle Ruins

Which boss fights are their most favorite/least favorite?

DogDay - Most favorite: Wiggler ("Aww!! He's so friendly-shaped!!")

Least favorite: Dry Bones

CatNap - Most Favorite: King Boo

Least Favorite: Whomp (they're always being the one who's sacrificed)

Bubba - Most favorite: Dry Bones ("An elephant always remembers!")

Least Favorite: King Bob-Omb (Too many ppl pick the same one as him, especially Kickin)

Kickin - Most Favorite: Chain Chomp (The OST slaps for them and he gets surprisingly lucky they aren't Chomp-bait, cuz his ass isn't paying attention one bit to the rails)

Least Favorite: Spike (Hoppy's too damn fast for them)

Hoppy - Most Favorite: Spike (She mostly gets the golden hammer everytime)

Least Favorite: Bowser Jr (Luck is surprisingly her enemy)

Bobby - Most Favorite: Cheep-Cheep ("Aww they look so cute!! Why do we have to fight them?" "For the mini stars!!" "...Okay, but why?") ((Kickin's the one who's talking to them-))

Least Favorite: Bowser (She barely manages to get her character's face on the block)

Crafty - Most Favorite: Blooper (She could get inspiration to make a pirate-related painting from the OST)

Least Favorite: Lakitu (They keep accidentally bumping into the spikes)

Picky - Most Favorite: Bowser Jr (If she's surprisingly lucky with high dice rolls, she might just win that fight)

Least Favorite: King Boo (The other critters keep taking the same lineup she's trying to go for)

That's all I got...for now. :]

[luigigotbigtibbies]

Second post WOOOOOO

Warnings/Tags: Fluff, Romance, Mentions of aggressive dogs

Gender Neutral Reader

Luigi with an S/o that has a chain chomp

Luigi never had the best experience with chain chomps.

The ones he had encountered were always aggressive and would attempt to capture him and practically bite him in two.

Whether during one of his adventures with Mario to rescue the princess from the koopa king, or on one of the various tracks during their karting tournaments, it’s safe to say that encountering a calm and friendly chain chomp was nearly impossible.

They were large, aggressive, and had huge teeth.

So when he had heard you had a pet chain chomp, he was honestly nervous.

Not only was he concerned with his own safety, but he was scared about you getting bitten, or even worse, eaten by them.

When he does meet the metal bundle of joy, he was pleasantly surprised.

For starters, your chain chomp was a lot smaller compared to their much larger counterparts. “Easier for me to bring her into my house instead of having her outside in the cold.” You had stated, as your chain chomp had wagged her chain metal tail.

He was surprise with his friendly and calm she was. When giving her a head pat, he has asked if she was like this when you first adopted her,

“She was pretty aggressive when I first got her,” you started, rubbing your hand on the smooth surface of her forehead, “she was the runt of the liter and was abandoned at a young age. She didn’t learn how to socialize properly and had trouble trusting others. But with some patience, love, and a lot of dog treats, she trusted and warmed up to me.”

Luigi had warmed up to her, loving how playful, calm, and friendly she was. If it were even possible, Luigi loves you even more after learning about the hard work you put into making your chain chomp feel loved and comfortable, even if it had taken a while to do so.

He apologized for thinking your chain chomp would be aggressive and attempt to kill him, which just makes you laugh a bit. “Don’t worry about it! I understand, they can be a bit scary. Especially the ones Bowser owns. I just think they are misunderstood, and deserves a lot of love like any other dog!”

When visiting your home, he always brings an extra gold bone for your chain chomp, and gives her the bone when he first arrives. She gets all excited when he hands her the golden treat.

He also helps you take care of her, such as helping you clean her when she rolls around in a pile of mud. You insist that he doesn’t have to, but he naturally loves to help you.

If you are sick, he takes care of the both of you!

You both plan play dates together with your dogs, such as times and dates and where they would play at. Luigi absolutely adores it and it gives him more time to spend with you.

Polterpup and your chain chomp are essentially opposites. While Polterpup was incredibly hyperactive, had a large sense of adventure, and had a weird habit of digging in trash for food, your chain chomp was pretty chill and behaved well. She oddly had a thing for grass, though, often rolling in it and would get grass and mud stains on her metal pelt.

Speaking of Polterpup, he adores his new friend! They both love to chase each other around, roll in the grass, and play with the various of toys both you and Luigi provide for them. They’re best friends now, and they constantly look out for one another.

The two of you spend time together and make future plans while watching your dogs play from a good distance.

He thinks you are so sweet and brave, and overall loves you(and your metal pooch) very much.

[bluetorchsky]

Day 3 of fic not being posted and while I would like to show a snippet of the fic, I can't really think of one piece I could share. However, I will share this piece of info:

So I had mentioned before that Accordion and Violin get a Chain Chomp pet some time before the Orbital Station. I had given a name to this chain chomp before, but I've got a new name for her. Violin is the one to take in Crumb the Chain Chomp, who really acts more like a dog than anything else.

(Just an image of a Chain Chomp from the Mario Wiki, this seems to be the most recent render from Super Mario Odyssey)

Crumb would have a broken chain tailing them, but it gets fixed up and has a music note attached to the end of it. It's pretty short so she doesn't get hurt. Her whole body is a sort of dark blue and her eyes would be golden, which would have made her too valuable for any poachers/hunters trying to get her. Violin saves her and he and Accordion take her in, where she fits in with her new family.

And just a few days before the rocket launches, Accordion comes across an egg in a cave, seemingly left alone and abandoned by whoever gave birth to it. He was about to take it to the science department when it hatched in his arms, after feeling his energy and warmth. What comes out of the egg is Morsel the Moody Chao. Here's a picture of him that I made from this website (Forgive me if my info on Chaos is a bit wrong)

(I included the one with the egg cause I thought it would be funny that when Morsel did hatch, he didn;t get out of his egg completely and ran around bonking into things before it came off)

Morsel acts a bit more like a cat, gaining his lion arms and tail after a couple of weeks. When he gets his eyebrows, that's when Accordion adds Moody to his name. Although Morsel is annoyed, he does enjoy the attention and love he gets from Accordion and Violin.

Crumb and Morsel become fast friends with each other, and they get acquainted with Echo and Jingle right after. Originally, Crumb was going to be the only pet the husbands had, but I thought it would be funny if I included something form the Sonic Franchise as well, just because why not?

I know this seems like out of the blue, but I am introducing them in the fic, so I thought I better write about them.

[pianokantzart]

For your animal AU what animals are the other characters

It's a work-in-progress, but I made a list! These are the characters that I've firmly decided on what animal/creature they are: Mario: Tanooki Princess Peach: Tanooki Luigi: Red Fox Toad (and the toads as a whole): Toads Pauline: Mink Foreman Spike: Beaver Shy Guys: Barred Owls Koopas: Turtles Lakitu/Magikoopas: Kappa Bowser: Alligator Snapping Turtle Kappa These are the characters that I've kinda decided on, but the animal/creature is still subject to change: Princess Daisy: Red Fox Professor E. Gadd: Grey Fox King Boo: Timber Wolf Wario: American Raccoon Waluigi: Golden Jackal DK: Gorilla. Still a gorilla. These are the characters that I'm completely uncertain about, for whom I will happily accept suggestions: Yoshi: Idk... a deer perhaps?... Alligator? Cow?... I just feel it has to be something rideable. Doesn't help that Yoshi's a reptile, and there's few reptiles that fit the bill for that 'Yoshi' vibe. Rosalina: My first instinct was to make her a cat due to her personality, but then I was thinking about making her literally Ursa Major stepping down to meet animals in physical form? a big beautiful white starry polar bear mom! Piranha Plants/Chain Chomps: Not a clue what to do with these guys. They're probably going to be more "enchanted objects" instead of actual animals.

[madamegixxysticks]

Skylanders Trap Team Trappable Villains in a nutshell

(This was just because I was bored. Treat it like Vegetable Justice and don't be offended easy if I roast your favorite one.)

Life

Sheep Creep: The first baddie you shove in that emerald hammer, sorta like your first bug type with a pokeball.

Broccoli Guy: Useful... For everything not fighting.

Chompy Mage: Beloved old loon since 2012

Cuckoo Clocker: Where's the fighting element? No problem! Put him in life!

Shield Shredder: I guess they would've put you in tech, but all the chairs were taken.

Chompy: WHY ARE YOU DLC-

Water

The Gulper: A walking sin of Gluttony

Slobber Trap: Hey, boy! I think the Earth Element was that way.

Chill Bill: Was cool before it was cool.

Brawl and Chain: Somebody needs to give him a teddy bear, STAT.

Cross Crow: I guess water comes from your arrows...?

Threatpack: NEEERD-

Earth

Tussle Sprout: Hey, wanna swap elements with Cuckoo Clocker?

Chomp Chest: Yeaaah... That chest wasn't sus at all!

Grave Clobber: Why did you change to water in Imaginatiors...?

Golden Queen: Entitled to all the gold in Skylands, is female, and yells a lot... Is she Skylands' Karen?

Air

Buzzer Beak: Uhh... Okay.

Dreamcatcher: Oh... How she'd dream of having a better fight... Oh wait, Pain-Yatta and Hood Sickle have that? And they're in the same level as her?

Krankenstein: Are you trying to copy Jet-Vac? Is that why you're in Air?

Bad Juju: Why you don't mess with voodoo.

Tech

Bruiser Cruiser: Hey, your mech is kinda clever.

Shreadnaut: Double trouble!

Brawlrus: You gotta pick him!

Krankcase: Dude, you can take the hat off, you don't need to put that other hat ON TOP OF IT.

Trolling Thunder: How does THAT fit in the trap WITH him?!

Mab Lobs: What's with mirror people and facial hair?!

Magic

Bomb Shell: No another "Should be in tech"!

Pain-Yatta: Everything about you is great!... Expect the evolved form.

Rage Mage: Brocc but not useful.

Fire

Chef Pepperjack: How did you get into that baking contest?!

Scrap Shooter: GARBAGE DAY!

Grinnade: I'm sure Activision would've been sued if you didn't get a mouth.

Smoke Scream: Mr. "I have the best Skystone", which is better than KAOS.

Undead

Masker Mind: Green is not a creative COLOR.

Hood Sickle: I think my bestie has a crush on you.

Wolfgang: First you break others' eardrums, now you copy off of Snap Shot in Imaginators?

Bone Chompy: HOW ARE YOU NOT DLC?

Light

Eye-Five: You're lucky I'm convinced you're a living plushie.

Blaster-tron: Systems indicate: You are a very cool bot.

Lob Goblin: Not again with another "should be in tech"!

Luminious: Actually, I got nothing. You're good.

Dark

Eye-Scream: Would I need to call a dentist or an eye doctor...?

Fisticuffs: I guess you're meant to be like the Pokemon version of the Dark Ty- er, Element?

Tae Kwon Crow: WHO DARES PUT ME IN A NUTSHELL?!

Nightshade: ...Now I'm going to give the "Worst Doom Raider Fight" medal to you. And that's because I can't think of any way to fix yours!

Kaos

.... Basically the Joker, but bald, the size of a dwarf, and has nothing to do with clowns... He's a metamorphic one.

[skratchytheclown]

Does Iggy or any other character have (a) pet chain-chomp(s)?

Madame Broode has a golden chain-chomp, but the Broodals don't interact with it that much.

Iggy does kind of have a chain-chomp, but it's more like a trained wild animal rather than a pet. He takes pretty good care of it, but people around him are concerned.

[ladyswillmart]

"Hey, hey, what do you think this thing does?" Mallow wondered as he raised the crystal shard towards the sun, allowing it to split the light into enough tiny flecks to drive the whole of Monstro Town absolutely bonkers.

"What it does is annoy me! So give it a rest, capisce?" muttered Bowser. He kept picking at his fingers and grumbling under his breath, no doubt still steaming over the fight that saw his claws so egregiously chipped. "Yo Geno, make sure you write down what that guy did to us in full detail. I wanna remember this for the rematch!"

Geno sat propped upright against a pile of crates. Standing unassisted would be temporarily impossible—or at least difficult for the doll, whose left leg had been ripped off his body close to the hip joint, exposing a bundle of severed copper wires, red and blue, arteries and veins of the body electric. The leg itself laid beside him, its stillness yet possessed with a strange aura of pride, having proved its worth as a crystal-busting cudgel.

"Yeah, sure," he said. Business as usual, he scribbled words into the group's scrapbook but gave no indication towards what, precisely, he was scribbling.

"Make sure you get the part about my claws!"

"Gee, Bowser. How could I possibly forget to mention that you broke a claw on one of Culex's crystals." Geno's statement was suspiciously devoid of the expected question mark.

Rather, he seemed stumped on something, tapping his pen against the paper in anticipation of words late to arrive. Peach leaned over his shoulder and took a peek at what he'd written so far:

...but once again, when defeated, Culex didn't seem to be up to anything overtly evil.

"You're right about that, I guess," she noted. "Seems like all Culex wanted to do was prove himself in a good fight. I hope he got what he wanted."

Geno kept tapping, leaving tiny flecks of blue biro ink in the margins. "Hmm. I don't know. Something about this doesn't sit right with me."

"I think you're overthinking, Geno."

"Not one of my better habits, for sure. Well. Do you think it's enough to simply declare one's intentions as evil?"

"I think actions speak louder than words, if that's what you mean," said Peach. "Like if Bowser over there said he was going to sell his prized golden chain chomp and donate the proceeds to the Mushroom Kingdom community chest. I don't think it would really matter if he framed it as another one of his evil schemes or not. At the end of the day, he still did a good deed."

"What?! Grrahh!" roared the King of Koopas, having caught the conversation by the tail. "Hell're you jawin' about over there? Me, doing a good deed?! Urggh! Bag it, sister!!"

"Just a hypothetical good deed," Peach reassured him sweetly. "I would never suggest such a horrible thing for real, dear."

"Better not! Gonna make me puke! And we haven't even got to the buffet yet!"

Now it was Mallow's turn to settle in next to Geno and leer over his other shoulder.

"Hey, can I write some?" he asked.

"Sure," said Geno, finally giving up on his stalled train of thought and the pen to go with it. It doubled as the ring finger on his left hand—Gaz's doll was full of surprises and school supplies. "What do you think about good and evil, Mallow?"

"Mm. Not much. I like clam strips though!" he replied, already getting right to work and appending a sentence in his loose kid scrawl about that fight's real reward being a trip to the Seaside Smorgasbord, where they will no doubt enjoy a veritable pirate's bounty of king crab legs and fish filets and smoked salmon and fried shrimp and imitation lobster and blooper calamari and the unlimited soup n' salad bar and also those little plates of red (or green) gelatinous cubes with dollops of whipped cream on top.

[shatteringloonarkrystals]

Prompt: Loona may be addicted to human cocks, but surely she enjoys fun with other beasts, right? She wouldn't turn down a big golden beast with a cock as big as her thigh, would she~?

Of course she wouldn't turn down the Chain Chomp~! Just, uh, give her a minute to pray to a God she's certain hates her and most of Demonkind really quick. What's Loona praying for? Enough lube and the ability to even walk afterwards.

"A-aghh~! Ss-slow d-down~!" Loona cried out as Goldie (Loona got the name for the the Chain Chomp from the collars dogtag) ruthlessly pounding their massive cock into her cunt. Many people told the Hellhound that they were going to either rearrange her guts,old her pussy to the shape of their cock, or do both, but they all failed to do so. Goldie, however? Goldie was looking like the one to do it, and they only spoke in barks! With every thrust the Chain Chomp did, it felt as if all the air was being crushed from Loona's lungs; leaving her gasping for breath.

[gerbiloftriumph]

A bit late, but finally, a scene write up for a writing challenge posed by @captmickey​ at [this link], in which we were tasked to script out the mirror collecting scene from the prologue. Away!

His boots were unsteady, and he swayed back and forth, trying to keep his balance. Mattresses were for sleeping on, or surreptitiously jumping on when no one was looking, not for standing still on while moving slowly through the air.  

Flying mattresses. Whoever would have thought of it. No one at all, because it was silly. It was magic carpets that were meant for air travel, not mattresses. Pegasi could fly, too. Or dragons. Definitely, dragons could fly. Fly high. Eat lots. Charbroiled lunch mid-flight. Al fresco. Fresco. Flight. Fight. Fright.

He knew his thoughts were a smidge scattered. Flying from place to place. Probably because there was a giant dragon chomping down on a huge slab of raw meat, like, maybe thirty feet beneath his unsteady boots.

Graham was one of the best adventuring knights Daventry had. Almost all his adventures were successful, and he’d done the kingdom proud in his years as knight. There was a magic mirror that had gone missing long ago. With his excellent record and standing in the kingdom, he’d been tasked to retrieve said mirror by King Edward. He’d found the mirror, which was the good part. There was, regrettably, a bad part: there was a dragon protectively curled around the magic mirror, at the bottom of a huge cavern.

There’d been a ridiculous dragon feeding contraption that used a bell, huge slabs of steak that came from stars knew what sort of animal (best not to ask, really), and mattresses instead of serving trays, probably because the meat slabs were just that enormous. If you used a pulley system, it seemed like you could send these mattresses to deliver meat to the huge animal without turning into meat yourself. Presumably. So he’d given it a go, sent some delicious meat as far away from the mirror as he could to lead the dragon away, so he might take the mirror without becoming delicious meat himself.  

But to get down to the mirror, he’d been forced to use a mattress as a ride himself, so there wasn’t that much difference between him and one of the uncooked slabs of meat. They’d probably taste about the same, and they were delivered in the same manner. Straight into a dragon’s open jaw.

He wavered from side to side as the mattress descended on creaky ropes and chains, and he blamed it on the unsteady surface. His boots couldn’t stay still on a fluffy mattress. Definitely because the mattress was soft and hard to stand on. Not because he was scared. Nope. Not that. Couldn’t be that.  

(Was definitely that.)

The mattress thumped gently on the ground, and Graham leapt off hastily. At least on solid ground he could get his feet under him and run if he had to. But the dragon was preoccupied with its current snack, and hadn’t yet noticed him. With one eye on the huge beastie, Graham carefully stepped across the broken stone floor, trying to avoid the little puddles and tiny mushrooms across his path.  

Grab the mirror and go. Simple as that. Just get it, and get out. His hands curled over the ornate metal frame, and he instinctively glanced down at his reflection.

Everyone did it. You passed a mirror, you glanced at it. It was just something everyone did. Check your hair, check your clothes, check to make sure you were still you.  

But he wasn’t him. This wasn’t his reflection. It couldn’t be his reflection. Graham hoisted the mirror high, up to his face, staring. It was him, of course it was him; what else could a mirror show but the truth? But it wasn’t him. It was, surely. But. So, so different.  

He was wearing a crown.

Golden light was spilling out from the mirror itself, splashing across his face, his hands, his cloak, his adventuring hat with the feather his mother had so carefully sewn in, years ago. He wasn’t wearing a crown.  

But his mirror self was.  

And his mirror self was smiling ever so gently at him, warmth in his reflected eyes, twinkling with  knowledge of the future, while the real Graham was sticky with nerves and cave dirt and mushroom dust and ashy dragon breath.

He didn’t know what it meant. But he smiled back at his reflection. It seemed like the only thing to do. They nearly matched up, then. Both sides smiling. Even if the hats were different.

Ahead of him, the dragon’s claws clicked on the floor, and it started to growl low and deep and earth rumblingly dangerous, and Graham hastily looked up, saw he was out of time, saw the dragon starting to lumber his way, and he shoved the mirror in his inventory and he shoved his thoughts away.  

Something to process later. For now, he needed to fly. Metaphorically, of course, but also kind of literally, as he scrambled back on the mattress pulley system and shot up into the air like a phoenix taking flight, the dragon’s teeth snapping at the empty air where he’d been standing just seconds before.

[weroyals]

| | | | |   @xrevolucionario   proclaimed   ::  “   we’re   not   KILLING   anyone  !!   ” [for jamison]

❝   —   &&      𝐖𝐇𝐘   𝐍𝐎𝐓   ?   ❞            He's   used   to   doing   things   a   certain   way   ;         that   is,      the   most   violent      &&      direct   way   possible.      Granted,      it's   not   beyond   him   to   be   sneaky   when   the   job   calls   for   it      (      else   he   wouldn't   have   pulled   off   half   the   shit   he   has   in   his   illustrious   career      ),      but   Junkrat's   reputation   is   an   earned   one.      He's   a   natural   disaster   that   the   Outback   birthed   to   let   loose   on   the   entire   world,      bringing   fire      &&      brimstone   wherever   he   goes.      That   hasn't   stopped   now   that   Overwatch   has   decided   to   try      &&      harness   him   !      Like   Hell   !

❝   C'mon,      we   got   a   golden   opportunity   right   'ere.      Get   th'   job   done,      clear   'em   out,      just   like   that   !   ❞            A   snap   of   his   fingers,      the   ones   that   are   still   flesh      &&      bone.      The   others   are   occupied   with   a   pipe   bomb,      his   own   construction      (      be   impressive   if   it   weren't   so   destructive      ).      He's   so   casual   about   the   thing   you'd   think   he   was   talking   about   sports,      not   human   lives.            ❝   Anyway,   ain't   they   the   target   ?      Wot's   it   to   you   if   they   get   blown   t'   Kingdom   Come   ?   ❞

He   knows   better.      He   acts   like   he   doesn't.      He's   like   a   poorly   trained   dog,      chomping   at   his   chain.      He'll   do   whatever   Overwatch   tells   him   to   do,      &&      yet   ...   his   methods   may   yet   leave   something   to   be   desired.      Opens   the   door   to   question   just   how   aware   he   is   of   the   consequences   for   failure,      here.      But   then,      this   is   Jamison   Fawkes.      He's   focused   on   results.      Everything   else   is   so   much   confusion   to   him.

[yamatossideboob]

ONE PIECE 1026 Spoilers!

This week's chugs:

missing Soba girls… what sinister machinations are afoot…

smh Dorry and Brogy, aren't there more important matters to deal with? 😤

Nami is fucking GLUGGING that absinthe, I sure hope nothing strange or peculiar happens as a result!

I was genuinely taken back by the presence of absinthe tbh. It tracks that the giants would have a robust and varied liqueur cabinet, but absinthe just feels like a world apart from these mead-swilling colossi. That shit is decadent, maybe in Dressrosa I'd think nothing of it lol. It's HEADY too, not quite hallucinatory afaik, but you'd be proper munted on it for deffo. Which is odd imo for a culture so fond of fighting… maybe Dorry and Brogy imagined their beef 100 years ago lmao

Green fairy was my nickname in high school

LOL I love the Nika pose by Luffy holding the Flintstones meat bone.

Damn I wish Robin would eat me like that

YEAH GIANT SUPER POSE!!!! EVEN ZORO IS DELIGHTED

Bonney is so cute with her android father's corpse 🥺

Also I'm just fretting now but. istg if Oda undoes Kuma's death i am going to right fecked off

I wish i enjoyed this next segment more, but I can't help but see Barto as being underserved since the Grand Fleet formed. I doubt he's out for the count just yet, but I wish we'd seen more of him somehow. I hope at least we see him again for the final battle (and the rest of the GF PLEASE ODA)

In practical terms I appreciate that we're getting closure on this little sub-escapade. Plus Oda probably wanted to remind us that Shanks is in Serious Pirate Mode, can't be letting snots like Barto disrespect an Emperor.

tbqh I think more stan-brained weirdos should be made to drink poison.

The above said, I appreciate Bartolomeo getting this moment to shine. He could be a quality bro of Bon Clay nature when he leaves the parasocial nonsense behind.

Yasopp's actions here are interesting to me, it's like he's a Zoro to Shanks in making sure his captain keeps up the standard of Emperor. Neat little dynamic.

And with that, another vulgar star is snuffed out by Uncle Shanks. Barto & crew aren't dead obviously, I think he could use his fruit power to maybe encase the lot in a large sphere and hamster ball their way back to shore. I really do hope this isn't the last we see of him.

I LOVE THAT ISLAND MAN PIZARRO HAS LITTLE BANDAGES ON HIS ROCK SKULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

just why is KOBY of all people important to getting the last ponegliff… Pudding is obvious given her ability to read them, but I'm blanking on why Koby is necessary… unless it was as collateral for some exchange of imprisoned pirates? Koby is a current golden boy but idk that he's that important rn… mysterious 🤔

Actually wait if that were true they'd be stoked by having Garp instead lmao nvm

But more importantly YAY MORIA ESCAPED AND CAN NOW MAYBE JOIN CROSS GUILD! I've always had a soft spot for Warlord Dracula, I'd love love love if he became a cog in the wider story again :3

also Sanjuan putting knocked-over buildings back is so funny and sweet. and tbh the next page scene of the BB crew hanging out is just nice, I love when crews just share company, it makes their comradery (or at least cooperation) that much more believable.

LMFAO HEY GRANDA HOWS IT FEEL TO BE LOCKED UP IN CHAINS BY A GREAT EVIL HUH????? fucking cop locked up in a pigsty, we love to see it

The Marejois siege continues, again love to see it!

Okay calling it now, Blackbeard is going to break the siege on for leverage in getting Fullaled nation status. This doesn't feel like much of a call, but BB is nothing if not an opportunist.

Pizarro picking up Devon and Augur's ship is cute 🥺

and now Blackbeard is one step closer to attaining an Ancient Weapon… interesting times are due friends…

Bonney staying to Jimbei is cute too 🥺 it'll be okay dw

"I wonder if it got chomped to bits by a big fish" Robin I love your fucked up sense of humour more than words can say

And now we have the highlight of the chapter: NEW NAMI OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!

This viking glam ensemble is beyond cute imo, I cannot wait to see what outfits the rest of the crew get on Elbaf!!!!

And we won't have long to wait, as there'll be another chapter next week!! Giant fun is ahead namaka!! 💪✖️

[bowser-is-the-best]

APPARENTLY THINKING ABOUT CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN SOMETIMES HAVE THE WEIRD EFFECT OF BRINGING THEM HERE. SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A CHAIN CHOMP BUT IT SURE IS CHOMPY.

[Insert Image of a Golden Mabosstiff with a yellow bow wrapped around it biting into Bowser's arm]

[astral-multiverse]

The group approached the woman and the golden Chain Chomp barks before it snaps it jaws at them

"Hey, that lady has a Multi Moon!" Tiara said

A Wedding Crashing Odyssey

@smashingveteransandnewcomers

Today's story starts off like a lot of others in the Mushroom Kingdom. It was a peaceful day and the citizens were enjoying the weather and even chatting amongst each other. Though for the Mario Bros., they were just hanging out with their good friend from the Cosmos Kingdom, Brandon Astral. As Brandon was telling the bros about his latest adventure with his friends from Mobius, where they had to basically put together a planet sized puzzle to defeat an ancient dark deity

"Mamma Mia, that sounds absolutely crazy" Luigi said

"No kidding. I mean I heard of shaking the planet to its core, but not busting it open into seven pieces... But despite the whole incident and even having to get used to being a girl for most of that adventure, it was really fun to explore the planet in its entirety! It makes me want to do the same in our world someday" Brandon said

[spoilingpirahanas]

Name: Samo Poyo 

Nickname: Spoils 

Species: Human 

Height: 5'5

Weight: 122 

Outfit: Red and green

Friends: Temp N/A

Enemies: Also N/A at the moment

Location: Around, no specific location. Visits the Mushroom Kingdom frequently.

Orientation: pansexual 

Favorite color: spruce blue and yellow 

Likes: Chain chomps, pirahana plants, red and green shells, go karts, sports, showing off, etc

Dislikes: Golden mushrooms, fire flowers, losing, drifting, etc

[crystalitar]

Precious~