"WONDERFUL DOUBLE SAVE BY NEUER! Manuel comes to Bayern's rescue - not once, but twice. First, he gets down well to keep out Elyounoussi's header from a corner, before quickly getting to his feel to deny the forward's follow-up attempt.
Bayern own a debt of gratitude to Neuer following his intervention there. The skipper demonstrates tremendous reflexes to keep Elyounoussi out."
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i know we have been talking about it nonstop for like three days. But. oh my god. eddie is so hot with his mustache. i am going crazy...
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found these random people in a local fb group clearly trolling and pretending to be a boomer married couple and idk stalking their pages and crying
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that video where chuu and yves are joking about gowon being an english queen has really stuck with me. I can't think of google anymore without going "go-gle" in that specific cadence yves says it in
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Cursed (debatable) character songs? Pink Venom by blackpink for Majima
dont you dare put kpop in my inbox LEAVE
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♂bro who raised you. why are you like this
(♂ + A QUESTION = A MUSE'S FATHER ANSWERS)
BRO: im normal.
(Says the man who keeps a legion of shitty katanas in the fridge. They're pouring out the open door, letting the cool air out while your BRO is busy playing MORTAL KOMBAT. You're getting your ass handed to you, but at least it's digital.)
DAVE: bullshit
DAVE: this is the most abnormal display of chicanery ive ever seen
BRO: chicanery.
DAVE: i know you used a cheat man
DAVE: i played this stage a thousand times and i aint never seen projectiles this feisty
DAVE: never saw projectiles period
BRO: gonna' need to put your head in a brace with how blubbery that lower lip's gettin'. such a pussy.
BRO: bear it or beat it, lil' man.
(So you spend another half hour bearing it. You manage a few close victories with vicious vengeance. Moments like these, you almost feel normal.)
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you can ''Gogle'' baseball card s
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I solely blame you for putting the bpreg idea in my head since the day I came across it on your blog and my god I don't really wanna leave because you're so right bestie but on the other hand I feel so delulu and unhinged but I'm already deranged so it's not a surprise I guess??? anyway y'all now have one more over on the fertile buck land >:)
yay :) i will happily shoulder the blame.
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immensely funny to me that i have had my tumblr in spanish for the entirety of this laptop's lifespan and i still get a prompt to google translate the page to english whenever i open it. idont even speak that language
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had to take a pic of this vhs at the thrift store... this design is just so cool, i almost bought it but im too big a fan of subtitles... i will have to give it a watch though...
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