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expfcultragreen · 30 days ago
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I actually think most abrahamic text is just "motivated reasoning" (patriarchal drivel) and this is just one example, the hegemonic supremacy of hierarchical social structure...like their version of as above so below is god in heaven, dictator on throne, man in house
The satan/lucifer character says "we all work together to do this thing, you need us to do it which is why we exist, so our and your power are only fully effective when shared with eachother cooperatively and there isnt a ranking of value actually" and the textual godvoice of the writers says "actually, the immortal truthiness of Leadership made me number 1 rank and fuck you, banishment to pinko hell for your egalitarian views" like, this was written 3000 years ago in a desert when it was taking a lot of novel mental muscle to keep people docile and suggestible....probably those old beados were also hella hallucinating from stress and actual god visions and shit, like they got a bunch right...no murder etc, and then its like the neverending proviso circus of human dudes adding in "it doesnt count when....."
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saraloveliness-blog · 4 months ago
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One Year Bible diary entry
Godvoice told me to snap my bracelet when I thought a cussword or evil thought and then to do the right number of acts of kindness to fight the evil in my brain. The problem is that I am retarded and cannot count. Godvoice told me to keep a tally sheet and that I shall be using them as long as I am in a physical body on earth. The other problem is I have 40 tally marks so far today, and the day is far from finished. Tomorrow, I shall need to do at least 40 acts of kindness. He said to send positive text messages until I run out of contacts. I am supposed to thank people for my favorite thing about them. Then the rest of the tally marks are to be spent on household chores. So far, I sent my godson a Facebook message and cleaned my parents' room. That was doable, but doing 50 or 60 acts of kindness per day is a quixotic impossibility. I'm not Mother Teresa, St. Francis, and Pollyanna mixed into one soul like the BFG creating dreams by mixing them up. I'm a nasty parcel of flesh who can't, CAN'T stop thinking offensive words. My sorry tail actually lied like an unrepentant puppet and said I donated clothing to charity all the time. I'm about as pathetic as the emperor who had none. That gratuitous, mendacious turd got a tally mark. I don't like being the good Lord's mark. Liars go to hell, but He wants to kill my lies with the kindness brigade. In other news, I have not prayed any punishments or curses on anyone without automatically taking it back and asking God to bless this imaginary enemy who changed the password to a Yahoo email account. I miss cursing people in front of the cross. It was the only time my unrighteous wrath felt good.
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emnesoi · 1 year ago
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also godvoice guy keeps pejoratizing you as a “journalist” which is very funny if you have baggage from a certain era of internet discourse
i’ve been playing a game called lightmatter. it’s fun, but i could do without the constant, direct, desperate references to portal.
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Models & Authors you have a voice ! www.Jamilajayplussizecasting.com [email protected] You Have a Choyce ~ Share Love #author #authorvoice #booksspeak #godvoice #testimonial (at Los Angeles/Hollywood California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3NJqSg2Zb/?igshid=1rnukk92m1n8y
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troubledontlast1 · 5 years ago
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WRITTEN BY @troubledontlast FOLLOW @troubledontlast @upliftwithdrj @upliftpastcrossroads If you are focusing on what other people need to read in the Bible, you're missing the whole point of God's Word. #repost @romans109 The devil doesn't care if you go to church or read your Bible, as long as you don't apply it to your life. #godsword Think of the Bible as a menu, showing you the food that is available. You would never go to a restaurant to eat the menu. Menus aren't meant to be eaten, food is. The point of the Bible is not to satisfy our hunger, but to point us to Jesus, the One who will. #markyourbible The entire Bible points to the coming of Jesus. God keeps His Word. He sends us a redeemer. The people tell Pilate they take His blood on their heads as they condemn Him to die. Little did they know, His blood would set them free. #bible The Bible can't change you unopened. #thebible Whatever keeps me from my Bible is my enemy, however harmless it may appear to be. #wordofgod Nobody ever outgrows scripture; the book widens and deepens with our years. #godspeaks You can't renew your mind without using the Word to do it. #gotogod You can encounter God today. You can open His Word just as you are. #listentogod If you don't hear God's voice, read God's voice. #gotogod It's okay for Christians to have an open mind as long as they have an open Bible next to it. The river of acceptance and love must flow down the banks of truth. If we remove the banks we begin to accept and love things God does not accept or love. #godvoice If you find yourself a bit irritated or overwhelmed, it's a sign that you're spending less time with God and more time with this world. #readyourbible "Your testimonies are my delight; they are my counselors."- Ps119:24 #studytheword "With my lips I declare all the rules of your mouth."- Ps119:13 #studyyourbible I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go; I will counsel you with my loving eye on you.- Ps32:8 #openyourbible "I remember your name in the night, O Lord, and keep your law."- Psalm 119:55 #holybible When we believe God is speaking to us, it is wise to go to Scripture and ask God to show us His truth in His Word. (at Mount Juliet, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2W8Bc9lpWK/?igshid=1p46vbxvmf11b
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adedokunr · 5 years ago
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What you hear will determine who you will become. The power behind the voice that you are listening to will define where you will end in life. This is the month of June. You need to hear God, so you can get out of cha in and step into a new life. It is time to hear God. Join me to pray for President Trump. #junechallenge #june2019 #godvoice #givingwithgrace #becomebetter #church #dominion #inspiration #inspire #motivation #motivation #prayfortrump #presidenttrump #trump2020 https://www.instagram.com/p/ByL-CGeJM1V/?igshid=13hq0ozazxxtb
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echris246 · 3 years ago
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VitaminC - Na Your Own - [Download Mp3]
VitaminC – Na Your Own – [Download Mp3]
Charles Baridam Popularly known as VitaminC the #GodVoice is a multi award winning and talented gentle man. A Nigerian who specializes in singing, oratory/public speaking, broadcast journalist and radio presenter.This song “Na Your Own” helps to remind parents of their primary duty of training up their children in a moral way so they grow up to become reasonable. VitaminC believes in parental…
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rainbowbarnacle · 8 years ago
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WELL THIS ISN’T SINISTER AT ALL
sorry godvoice, you sucked me out of reality and made me put on an ugly parka and trudge around the snow so you could do your creepy flattery thing
fortunately there is an option to simply say “nah” and jump off the cliff
which is exactly what I did
and godvoice threw a great big baby godtantrum
GOSH WHO SAW THAT COMING X)
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godvilletimes-blog · 7 years ago
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Issue #2470
Weekend Godville 
Day 2714 g.e.
• Occasionally correct • Consistently on the wrong side • It’s hard to be a god •
Daily Forecast
• A strong magnetic cloud above the arena pulls in free trophies and greatly improves teleportation efficiency - today sending a hero to the arena takes only 25% godpower.
• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.
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A few levels after a hero tames a pet, it gains a personality. That description appears near the pet's name. The personality of a pet changes every few levels as the pet becomes more useful to its owner.
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saraloveliness-blog · 4 months ago
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I played for both teams spiritually all while thinking I was loyal to Jesus. This schizo nutjob talked to voices in her head all day about how to mess with other voices in my head. Dude, if you are loyal to Jesus you don't help Satanist whackjobs mess with His people even if they are voices in your head. It said this in 2 Chronicles, This is what God says: Why do you disobey the Lord's commands and keep yourselves from prospering? You have abandoned the Lord, and now He has abandoned you.
Related verses are My God, My God, why have You abandoned Me? Jesus was loyal to His Father and to His friends and was abandoned for all of our disloyalty. Also, Draw near to God, and He will draw near to you. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
God gave me two commands from the reading in Romans that I do not want to follow but that are not optional according to Him. I'm not allowed to curse people anymore, not even asking Jesus to do it kneeling in front of the cross. I have to ask God to bless everybody I consider an enemy according to Romans 12:14. I love cursing people because of my own dogcussedness. I'm not allowed to anymore.
The second command was based on Romans 12:21. Every time I think a foul, loathsome word, I need to snap my bracelet and fight the evil in me with an act of kindness. I don't think I'ma do this because I'll have to be Mississippi Mother Teresa all day. I think nasty thoughts, cussing words and worse all day. I don't think I have enough kindness in me or enough action in me to execute this very good command. I shall try. I don't have high hopes.
Godvoice and I had a long conversation about Him striking King Uzziah with leprosy. He said He made the right call and that King Uzziah was in heaven with Him and also thought He made the right call. Godvoice asked me if I would ever touch the bread and the wine behind the altar during communion without permission to do so. I said that would be against the rules and disrespectful because it's the body and blood of Jesus and is very holy; I then argued that King Uzziah didn't do this; he burned incense; a 12 year old acolyte in the Episcopal Church could do that. Why would pride and a ceremonial infraction cause him to be struck with leprosy to live and die alone, cut off from his community? Godvoice said he was a head of state, and heads of state are held to higher standards of humility. He said that contrary to popular opinion, our presidents are relatively humble, acknowledge separation of church and state, and know that they are not leaders in the church.
In 2 Chronicles there was a precursor to the Good Samaritan story. Azariah, Jehizkiah, Berekiah, and Amasa confronted some soldiers about the treatment of prisoners of war. They clothed the naked ones, gave them sandals, food, and drink, and treated their wounds with olive oil. They were enemies, brothers, because they were all Jews, and neighbors.
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shitmyherosays · 9 years ago
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While eavesdropping on other gods talking to their heroes, I heard the words, "You can do it, hero in my phone."
Hero’s Diary
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opendoor-church · 10 years ago
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the-leather-bison-blog · 13 years ago
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Listening to Bohemian Rhapsody
getting really into it
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saraloveliness-blog · 4 months ago
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"I think it's funny to put up pictures of my retarded family," Abigail Kipp said. "I hate going to family reunions. My family goes to reunions to get dates." Abigail Kipp is royalty in my brain. IN MY IMAGINATION, she said "-------------- you, dude," to this insult. Today's reading from 2 Chronicles confirms: Royalty and incest go together. The family tree is too difficult for this dumbass to examine. Do they have the same parent, the same grandparents? The kings all have multiple wives and concubines. I don't understand how the musician and the wise guy had so many without it being considered adultery. The only thoughts I had about this book were blasphemous, brain vomit incest. The Prayer of Jabez guy actually had some profound things to say. The main thing I think God is trying to convey through this boring book of the Bible is that I have a severe paucity of imagination, love, and intelligence. If that were not the case, I would be effectively loving God with 1 & 2 Chronicles instead of habitually not reading it and making bad incest jokes . Let's move to be a real conversation I had with my inner Godvoice while reading a very good letter.
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saraloveliness-blog · 4 months ago
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The first verse my Strong's gives about salvation is the one in which Abraham saves his sorry nephesh by lying and saying that his wife is not his wife but his sister. Having a hot wife is apparently deadly in certain contexts (Genesis 12:12).
The second "save" verse also has absolutely nothing to do with soteriology. Abraham refuses the plunder because he had too much pride and honor to get rich from looting people, so he gave it to some no-name peasants (Genesis 14:24).
Joseph's boss entrusted everything to Joseph and only thought or gave his energy to eating. His God was his belly, and his glory was his shame. Maybe it was his fault his wife wanted to shtup the competent servant (Genesis 39:6, Philippians?). Godvoice said that all of these verses have things to say about soteriology. I am not enough of a theologian to see the connection between these verses and the salvation of our souls.
Joseph said that God sent him ahead to ensure posterity and to "preserve" the "great band of survivors." Jews rule. "Only the strong survive," according to Mrs. Morgan. Jews and Jewesses come from the best dozen. Hittites are not survivors. Jews are.
Joseph told his brothers that capturing him in a trap and selling him as a slave had excellent results and saved countless lives. I wish I could see him and hear his voice because I don't have a clue it says in previous verses dumbass. He was crying. He wept. If selling me into slavery had positive, lifesaving results, I might be twisted and laugh. The Jews of yore were better than me. They saw their sin. They saw God's goodness. Love suffers. Jesus suffered, so did Joseph, and so did his brothers. They wept. They were family. They wept (Genesis 50:20).
Bootysniffer: Speak to me, God. What do these verses have to do with salvation?
Godvoice: Lauren, I am God the Father. I am your father. I am family. I saved the world through one family.
Bootysniffer: God, the verses where Abraham told Sarah to lie and say she was his sister, what does that have to do with soteriology?
Godvoice: He sinned. Sin is what I saved the world from.
Bootysniffer: The next one?
Godvoice: I give my riches to "no-name peasants" all the time. That
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saraloveliness-blog · 4 months ago
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Psalm 13:1-6 Thanks to Lysa Terkeurst for the questions.
Who is this passage speaking to?
King David is talking to God.
What is it saying to me?
I should believe in God's loyal loving kindness and have confidence in it. I should celebrate because He rescues me over and over again.
What direction is it giving to me? What should I change?
Godvoice: Sing to me because I am good. I know you don't have a good voice. Don't sing in church. Sing to me when you're alone.
Romans 4:1-12
Who's this passage speaking to?
St. Paul is talking to Jews and Gentiles in the Roman church.
What is this passage saying to me?
I need to get over myself and stop thinking about good deeds but instead think about God's forgiveness and experience the joy that comes from God forgiving me and me forgiving people.
What direction is it giving me? What do I need to change?
Bootysniffer: God, how do you forgive people? Don't give me 1,2,3 steps. Give me one step. Make it easy.
Godvoice: Lauren, you need to put yourself in other people's shoes and view things from the other person's perspective. Millicent told you to do this, and you don't. You think you're right, and you're half right. Pray when you say your prayers that you have empathy and compassion and seek things from other people's point of view. Pray this over your future, and you will become more forgiving.
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