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[thegodshavehorns]

Stunning art of the Bard of Rage by the incomparable Sam Gabriel.

[irradiatedpathogen]

Dave strider art 8ased on a tiktok i saw!!!

mullet

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

The Gods Have Horns

The Gods Have Horns (Series. Words: 99,525. Works: 17.) by Callmesalticidae and shadow_wasserson

Fandom: Homestuck

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary: Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

this fanfic series by @thegodshavehorns is one of M^3's favorites. Explore a world where Earth has always known its gods, and find out what the universe might be like with a heavier hand from the beta trolls!

Here's a few stories from the series:

Survival Lessons (3940 words) by Callmesalticidae, shadow_wasserson Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Grandpa Harley, Feferi Peixes, Nanna Egbert, Aradia Megido, Sollux Captor, Terezi Pyrope, Eridan Ampora, Jade Harley Additional Tags: Godstuck, The Gods Have Horns, Child Abuse, Abandonment, the trolls are gods, a life story, Hunting, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses Series: Part 1 of The Gods Have Horns Summary: Your name is Jake Harley, and as an infant, you were chosen to be raised by a goddess.

A Study in Maltheism (2103 words) by Callmesalticidae, shadow_wasserson Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Rose Lalonde, Eridan Ampora Additional Tags: not even this school can quite handle her, First Meetings, Godstuck, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Rose is a precocious twelve-year-old, Boarding School, Detention Series: Part 3 of The Gods Have Horns Summary: Your name is Rose Lalonde, you are a student at a religious boarding school, and you are currently in detention for daring to criticize the gods. Maybe, if you're lucky, you'll actually get expelled this time.

Capture the Wind (16489 words) by Callmesalticidae, shadow_wasserson Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: John Egbert, Terezi Pyrope, Dad Egbert, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Godstuck, Trolls are Gods, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Sifu Terezi, harsh lessons, john do the unexpected thing, Chess, Strife - Freeform, Running Away, abusive training Series: Part 6 of The Gods Have Horns Summary: Your name is John, and you think the religious community is pretty awesome. Church is interesting and people are totally cool and you actually have friends for once! Too bad you're supposed to be an atheist. Too bad the gods have other plans.

[daedalusdavinci]

Temporal Shenanigans

Characters: Aradia Megido, Dave Strider

AU: Godstuck/Magicstuck

Word Count: 1452

Summary:

A crucial, often-overlooked step of moving is checking in on the crows. It's always important to know where the crows are.

part of the aspec aspects verse, a series of disconnected short stories about eldritch gods and magic

this fic is all about aradia, the aspect of time, moving forward, and how much i fucking love this girl. its a bit older, but of all of the aspect aspects stories i wrote, this one is still one of my absolute favorites

read it on ao3

the aspec aspects masterpost

[zeemczed]

Pointless Cosmic Horror Godstuck WOO!

She remembers being human very well. Remembers the search through endless volumes of occult lore, looking for the release. Remembers endless hours scouring bookstores for the good shit, only to run several of them out of business with her aggressive search. Remembers the slow unlocking of the gates in her mind, until she was right there, right at the cusp, her mind about to flay open - and then he was there, foiling everything. For a second. Just long enough for Rose to put out both his eyes with knitting needles. And then she completed the rituals, and the dark came in, and in, and in, and she was one with the dark, and pierced by it, and drowned by it, and one with it… And then all was dark. But not. And then it split. And she poured out. The eye and the light and the skeins and the path and she was glorious. 

And glorious.

And glorious. 

She is the Seer. And she remembers being Rose Lalonde. And she can still be her; it's often convenient to be her. It takes a little effort. That’s all. 

And she will make the effort today.

She has an appointment to keep.

-o-

She remembers being human. 

Honestly most of the time she can’t believe that she isn’t human anymore. 

He did not pursue the path; the path was in front of him, and taking it was the quickest way to (save them all/save herself/change everything/change herself/kill the bastard) and so as she pursued the path it never occurred to her what was at the end.

Really it should have.

He was she before the first third of the path was completed. She was one with the storm by the halfway point. When did she lose her skin? Doesn’t matter. Easy to form new. Better skin. People will never know that they’re just touching wind. 

The god thing? That’s fun. She is the storm that speaks, lightning in a bottle, the flux manifest, the trickster rabbit. But at the end of the day, she’s still June Egbert.

Because she wants to be. 

-o-

She remembers being human. 

Sort of.

She was quite young, you understand. And when you’re that young, and you’ve crossed the Pale Gate and into the Realms Past and into lands you can’t go if you have a voice or breath in your lungs or blood in your veins then - well.

Well.

I mean what do you do?

You press on, because that’s your only option.

You know what you’re losing each time, and you keep going, because you’ve lost too much, you can’t get it back, all that’s behind you is a crypt, all that’s in front of you is… you don’t know. But something.

Something.

Did she laugh when she saw the Green Sun for the first time? 

Maybe. No - no, she didn’t (no air in the lungs), but she could have. As she saw it she knew what was going to happen. It was impossible. It was also impossible not to. When she opened her mouth wide, wide, wolf-wide, impossibly wide, and swallowed the endless fire. When she became the Sun, the Wolf-Mother, the Spark and the Void, the Emptiness in All, the Green.

And then she could breathe again.

Yes, she remembers being human. And she isn’t anymore, but she can fake it for a while. Because she doesn’t think it’s really so different from just being herself.

Now if only Jade Harley was a little better about remembering to hide the ears…

-o-

He doesn’t remember being human.

Honestly, he thought he was, but he knew deep inside that he wasn’t. A gnawing, terrible ache of knowledge even as he pretended to be. 

He tried to cut himself once and his skin refused to break.

Again, and nothing.

Again, and it did, but there was no blood, just a trace of oil, and the skin sewed itself shut in instants. 

He was too fast, too graceful, too… just too. 

Too hungry.

Ate everything in the kitchen, whenever there was anything. HE stopped stocking the kitchen, started eating outside. Forced him to smuggle food into his room, to hide it, so he could try to ration it, to slowly fight the hunger within. 

Again, and oil.

Again, and oil.

Again, and he saw the cogs within. Wheels within wheels within wheels. He crawled inside his own arm, and explored for weeks, and when he emerged, he knew what he was. 

He burned the apartment down when he left. The crows followed. The crows would always follow.

Human? He doesn’t know how to be human. He’s Dave Strider. He is Iron-sharp, Tempo-perfection, the Pulse-and-Flow, the Last Knight, Crow-Friend, the Burning. 

Mostly he’s the first one on that list. 

And he’s late for lunch. Again.

[serpentsbreakdown]

So as I think I mentioned but, I’m not done with this godstuck stuff yet.

Here. Have some more.

Alpha Dave: God of Combat, Honor, and Fruit, Time.

Alpha Rose: God of Predictions, Felines, and Magic. Prophecy.

Alpha Jade: God of Marksmanship, Canines, and Ice. Space.

Alpha John: God of Wind, Fun, and Baking. Freedom.

Yes. I’m biased.

Ok so I’ve mostly decided on the gods for my Godstuck I think. Though I haven’t finished my decisions on literally everything else

Signless: God of Travel, Harvest, and Free Will, Seasons

Handmaiden: God of Beauty, the Soul and Medicine, Afterlife

Summoner: God of Livestock, Music, and Cycles, Sun

Psiioniic: God of Endurance, Desire, and Energy, Science

Disciple: God of Art, Hunting, and Wildlife, Forest

Dolorosa: God of Childbirth, Dreams, and Weaving, Life

Redglare: God of Justice, Knowledge and Disaster, Knowledge

Mindfang: God of Luck, Trade, and Weather, Fortune

Darkleer: God of Blacksmithing, Archery, and Disaster, Moon

GHB: God of War, Wine, and the Underworld, Death

Dualscar: God of the Sea, Currents, and Logic, Sea

HIC: God of Leadership, Longevity, and Fishing, Patience

Shoot me a reply or an ask if you think of anything ✨ because I’m out of steam.

[rosemarymonths]

Introducing Rosemary Month 2024 !

All throughout the month of October!

Tag your submissions with #rosemarymonth2024 or #rosemarymonth

Any form of media welcome!

Day 1: Kiss Marks

Self-explanatory. Maybe even a little vampire bite.

Day 2: Morning Routine

What do you think Rose and Kanaya’s mornings are like together?

Day 3: Cultural Differences

Explore the troll-human differences!! Cultural sensitivity sure is hard!

Day 4: Alchemy

What kind of awesome shit are Rose and Kanaya making together??

Day 5: Aspects / Planets

Wouldn’t it be so sweet if Rose and Kanaya showed each other around on their planets? Or maybe you’re more interested in aspects?

Day 6: Fashionstuck

Rosemary + Fashion, pretty simple.

Day 7: Rushed Date

Late to a date or an incredibly rushed date?? You decide!

Day 8: Cultural Wear

Draw (or write/cosplay!) Rose and Kanaya in your culture’s traditional clothing!

Day 9: Guardians

Anything to do with Maryam and Lalonde guardians!

Day 10: Rainbow Drinker / Grimdark

The parallels….. a staple theme.

Day 11: Late Night Snack Run

Rosemary at Circle K at 3am, what will they get??

Day 12: Wizard Fanfiction

Remember that one time Kanaya said she’d like to look over Lalondian wizard fanfiction?

Day 13: Motherhood

A staple theme in rosemary. Maybe about the matriorb? Maybe about Roxy? Maybe Rose and Kanaya as parents?

Day 14: In-Laws

Rose meeting her monster-in-law or Kanaya interacting with the strilondes, you decide!

Day 15: Injuries

Rose and Kanaya’s famous wounds, go crazy!!

Day 16: Pumpkin Patch

It’s Fall fun time!! Or however you wish to interpret this prompt!

Day 17: Godstuck

Self-explanatory.

Day 18: Laundry Day

Time to get some nasty domesticity on.

Day 19: Dashcon

Exactly what it says on the tin. Thank you Dashcon for the sponsor.

Day 20: Squids & Moths

Self-explanatory. Fuzzy bugs and creepy cephalopods.

Day 21: Dreambubbles

Rosemary dreambubble shenanigans… are they dead? Alive?

Day 22: D&D

Rosemary game night! Anybody else remember Soul Fraying Games?

Day 23: Meteorstuck

Typical rosemary Meteorstuck shenanigans, a staple trope.

Day 24: Earth C Living

Explore Rose and Kanaya’s interactions on Earth C!

Day 25: Wedding

Rosemary wedding!! A classic!

Day 26: Hurt / Comfort

Self-explanatory.

Day 27: Long Distance

What if they were online girlfriends? Or maybe something more metaphorical and pretty?

Day 28: Kidswap / Bloodswap

Classic AU, go wild with any swaps you wanna do! Rose Harley and Kanaya Vantas? So neat.

Day 29: Crossover

Cross Rose and Kanaya over with any of your other interests!!

Day 30: Vampire Hunter

Vampire Hunter rosemary AU, go wild.

Day 31: Tricks / Treats

What’s it gonna be? Tricks or treats?

[twsodakid]

Day 17: Godstuck

[starsnores]

Gamzee but he’s a sad mortal guy struggling real bad so godstuck! Karkat takes pity on him and starts giving him little blessings… it’s fine at first but then Gamz gets a little crush even though he knows Karkat’s spouse (godstuck! Dave) wouldn’t be cool if he actually tried making advances.

Idk where this was going but it was a fun idea and I want Gamzee to have good things even if he’s a silly mortal with a crush and also the most tragic guy ever and also insane

he deserves a cute god giving him gifts just bc he's so wet and pathetic. imagining Karkat giving him a blessing by giving him a little Kiss on his forehead UoU

[thegodshavehorns]

Incredible art of the Page of Breath, by the incomparable Sam Gabriel.

[justtrashperson]

Concerning your godstuck au are kankri and Cronus still engaged? How does a marriage between gods work?

Anon I think you got the wrong blog 😭

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

Broken Swords (And Cycles)

Broken Swords (And Cycles) (1274 words) by Liyuna_Bass Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Dave Strider Additional Tags: Earth C (Homestuck), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, POV Second Person, POV Dave Strider, Time Travel, Trauma, Short & Sweet, Implied Relationships, Heart-to-Heart Series: Part 5 of The Skaian Pantheon Summary: Many people fantasize about going back in time to meet their past self, and reassuring them it'll all be okay, one day. Dave Strider just has the ability to actually do so. (Set in the Skaian Pantheon AU, where the kids didn't skip forward 5000 years, but can be read and understood on its own technically. Set 2 years Post-Landing. Younger/Past Dave POV)

this was written when @myusernameisstolen was still a member. posting for archival purposes. direct all queries to their blog!

[sharkwing]

I think my funniest earth c/godstuck eridan hc is that, as a way to atone for the mistakes of his youth, he appoints himself as the god in charge of punishing those who use their faith/beliefs as an excuse to harm others. And he takes it VERY seriously, effectively making him a zealot for anti-zealotry. You might think this version of eridan would seem somewhat noble or dignified, but no. He’s priestblaster311

[oleandy]

i should write some godstuck though.

[stribird]

I k is it’s probably been a while but are you still doing your godstuck au??

it's been a good 9ish years since i've thought about it or my hs stuff in general, so i'm reeeeeally not! people can keep playing in the sandbox though, what's in the #gxdstuck tag is what ya get as far as au canon stuff goes

[ghoulemia]

I’m probably going to be posting more AU art on my main, since I’m having a lot of inspo for a selkie AU and my godstuck Earth C interpretations. I want to work on designs to get the juices flowing but artblock is baaad so i’ll have to stick to writing instead. :,} Asks about either are open as always