#godpenis

[godpenis]

If tumblr deletes me, then so help me GOD they have another thing coming..

[sageandbone]

I need this level of confidence

[artifactsk]

take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls don’t base their self-worth on their weight and appearance

[quietquen]

When you think about it, one implies that it is the pen is of a god. The other is a sentient penis that is, itself, a god

When something’s almost it but not quite ft. @godpenis and @godspenis

[eyebrowraisings]

...omfg

[kloggings]

That awkward moment when fascists accidentally make a strong case for your values…

[morepasta]

[tbellfiresauce]

When you and your only two friends get together

[alexander]

Hey y’all if you haven’t already please also follow my Twitter goodkindalex 🐦💙

[godpenis]

i mean its true

[the8worldking]

Whoever made this, your going to heaven

do u know how much time i spent making this

[artifactsk]

DONE being sad about the past when i can focus my energy on being sad about the future

[kekeinhiding]

wait u were dating neutal????

No we’re married omg @godpenis <3

[alexander]

[godpenis]

im revived, rejuvenated, re-deity-genital’d, re-back-and-better-than-ever