#goddddddddddd help us all

[saraminia]

Noah Reid via IG stories Sept 8, 2023

[heyitsphoenixx]

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[themightymoose]

What Did You Say?

Since when did this become a horror movie

Wait

Oh my god it's the humarian episode isn't it

Lmao the pets chasing after a ball

Sometimes I truly forget the pets are just silly little creatures half the time

They're so happy to see herrrrrrr 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Also don't think I didn't notice Pepper licking Blythe's face and snuggling up to her

I'm only observant about the important things I guess

Wtf is that voice Vinnie is using

It doesn't feel right coming out of his mouth

Damn he's a sassy guy today

Blythe calling the pets her pet buddies

Blythe I think you're gonna get hearing loss doing that

Oh so it was Sunil who came up with the name

They're so concerned for her I love them

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This chorus goes so hard though

Also why do they assume Russell is a "humanarian"

Sunil is still doing the robot

I love Russell's look in this song

Now I wish Vinnie was here so we could see what he'd look like

Why are you guys chasing him this looks so threatening

I love the way Russell yells animal

Vinnie is still trying to get that fly I see

Huh I guess Vinnie's dead

His scream 💀

The flys are helping the guy who was trying to actively kill them

Love them for that

Them all just collectively shrugging when asked about Vinnie

Damn Minka you did not have to roast Blythe like that

Not Vinnie being a tourist

He's so scared

Them playing cards

Sunil just being 100% on board with putting a deadly snake in her room

No Zoe

Pepper being the only one actively concerned about Vinnie's whereabouts

Vinnie if you were a human you'd definitely get mugged

Vinnie is literally on the verge of tears this is legit traumatizing for him

Blythe is so fucking sad

Sunil what the fuck that is your bestie you should be the most concerned

These little shits

Except for Russell

And maybe Pepper because she at least brought attention to the fact that he was fucking missing

The knocking sound against Vinnie's head

Dude sounds so dejected

Oh god

I think Vinnie just got kidnapped

Vinnie is honestly slaying that outfit

Also not Vinnie blaming himself

I mean....

I don't like this child she is inflicting psychological torment onto Vinnie

This child is trying to commit manslaughter

Sucks for her

I knew the medicine had something to do with it

Huh so they do care

Could've fooled me

VINNIE AND PEPPER HUGGGINGGGGGGGG

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

They are everything to me

I love this rat

[2n2n]

and now a simpler stinkier pooooost, I feel like. Looking at the REANIMAL kids was like *instantly clamors at screen desperately* HOTAWHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hiiii... the swag of it all!!!!!!!!!!!!! The solid, powerful aesthetic appeal!!!!! Obscured faces... sooo tastefully. Appealing silhouettes from a distance... intrigue.... texture....

it's such a virgin and chad moment goddddddddddd LN3 protags look like dog shit to meeeee I'M SORRY!!!! NOT FOR ME!!!! LOOK REALLY LIKE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why is the boy in just like a t-shirt, shorts and a crude halloween costume cape.... like a toddler. And then the plague doctor mask thing .... so incredibly lacking in texture, it all looks flat... the tattered edges of his shorts, look cut up with scissors, contributing to this Spirit Halloween Costume look. I don't know why the bird theme couldn't carry more in his silhouette somehow, like with some sort of capelet or something feeling wingish, even just the cape being.... bigger, sitting OVER his shoulders.... or the cinch of it really being thick tied around his neck would help? It feels like tissue paper.... nothing has the thickness of like, Mono's wool coat, for instance, or the texture.... very bereft of detail. I felt this about the environments in the new trailer too, though... lacking the sense for BG composition or even just better shots for showing off a trailer... the LN2 trailers are very cinematic by comparison to the LN3 one just released. Felt very ah flat. Game Footage. The boy's design just kind of reflects that lack of 'composition'..... I don't know! It's exceedingly plain without being so plain as to feel concise, like Six in only her raincoat. He just has a lot of small pieces, none of which come together for much impact. If it was going to be more centrally about his mask, I'd like the rest to accentuate that somehow.

The girl. It couldn't be more of an overwhelming takedown to compare the girlies. Her baldass head in the aviator helmet thing... cartoon caveman pigtails... goggles.... dumpy ass flight suit all boofing out and pinching at the limbs unpleasantly, inflated and weird..... this is not the swag that brought us Six and Mono, truly. It looks like. . a very crude idea of "cool" like a teenager who likes Tim Burton....................... it's so entry level feeling...... it doesn't really feel like, the same design sense that imbues Mono & Six, at all!!! it's egghhh...

they just look. not intriguing. I can't really imagine caring about,, any of it, and the aesthetic themes (of what.... flight ?? Bird & Plane???) are strange, this ... bow & arrow & wrench .... it's just not what I WANT!!!!! NOT TRYING TO WATCH CRITICALLY PANNED MOVIE 9.... !!!

by CONTRAST opening REANIMAL footage,, soo so so so so so instantly shoookttttt so aoauhhh who is THIS.. HELLO!!! god the pouring enthusiasm the intrigue the excitement the LN3 trailers n footage was lacking for me... OVERWHELMED BY THRILL drooling aoauohh???

bone shattering levels of intrigue and awe at this look

hello hi . hi hi .. hello hi. hi. and so so strong as a SET, as strong as MONO & SIX ARE!!! such a wandering wayward children vibe.... the proper amount of contrast & harmony.... selling me on this 'animal' theme.... somehow, both grim & pretty, handsome....

[victim-of-subtraction]

It’s late at night when he hears Aki stirring.

Shinjiro is already awake, seemingly cursed to forever have a terrible sleep schedule from all his nights on the streets.

Aki gets up and fumbles with something for a moment before Shinjiro finally sits up.

“You’re up late,” he mumbles, and Aki jumps, turning around. His grey eyes meet Shinji’s, kind and adoring as ever, and his gaze shifts from shock and surprise to loving concern.

“I didn’t wake you up, did I?” He asks, and Shinjiro is quick to shake his head. Ever since the incident back in ‘09, he’s been determined to keep Aki from ever blaming himself for things that weren’t his fault. Even down to simple things like Shinji being awake at 2 o’clock in the morning.

“What are you doin’ up...?” Shinjiro asks sluggishly. Cursed to forever be awake, doomed to forever feel exhausted. Without Aki there, anyways.

Aki smiles fondly, the corners of his mouth curving up softly, the lids of his eyes dropping slightly. Little things that make up the big picture, Shinji had said once. Little details about Akihiko Sanada that remind Shinji how hopelessly in love with him he is.

“Couldn’t sleep. I was gonna go for a walk,” Aki murmurs, and Shinji hauls himself out of bed, wincing slightly when he feels the twinge of an old wound.

Aki watches him rise to his feet, watches him grab his jacket, light and maroon coloured, a gift from Fuuka, from their closet. “Mind some company?” He asks, and Aki smiles again, reaching to entwine their fingers.

“No, I don’t mind at all,” Aki murmurs, and Shinji presses a kiss to his lips, soft and reassuring. A reminder.

Long ago, they would have brawled until they tuckered themselves out, disappearing into the covers of their beds until morning when they had to face each other in new light, injuries from the night before thrown into detail in the sun.

But now they used soft words, gentle touches. Aki used to punch to convey how he felt, used his fists to show his meaning. Now here he was using those same hands to caress the back of Shinji’s knuckles, scarred from their brawls and others.

Shinji had never been good with words, and he sure as hell wasn’t good with emotions. But he knew for sure that he liked it when Aki’s touches were gentle.

The stars outside twinkle like a thousand diamonds, all of them reflected in Aki’s pearly hair.

Shinji can’t help but stare at his husband. So many years spent dancing around the truth- and it had taken a bullet for them both to realise.

Shinji doesn’t mind, though. That bullet had led to good things. It had led to the defeat of Nyx, the survival of the world. It had led to Ken’s adoption, and later Goro’s. It led to them being married, with Kotone being Shinji’s hyperactive maid of honour and Makoto being Aki’s smiley best man. (Seriously, Shinji doubts to this day that Makoto had smiled as much the whole time he had been in SEES as he did on their wedding day.)

Now here they are, sitting together on the curb by the bookstore, hands still intertwined and eyes up at the sky.

“...There’s Castor and Pollux. Gemini,” Aki murmurs, pointing up at a cluster of stars.

“...And now we have Hephaestus and Caesar. Kinda funny how our Personas now are completely different, huh?” Shinji nudges Aki with his elbow, smiling. Long ago, this would have turned into a fight. But Aki just grins, rests his head on Shinji’s shoulder.

“Even if our Personas are different, something tells me we’ll always be connected. Think we’re like this in every universe, Shinji?”

Shinji wraps his arm around Aki, drinking in the cool summer breeze.

“Maybe. Maybe we’ll always be connected, in this life and the next. Maybe in every universe, there’s a way we’re connected.”

Aki looks at him with those loving grey eyes, and Shinji wonders how he never realised sooner how hopelessly in love he was with this man.

“I hope I love you in every universe.”

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD THEM ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ MY FAVES EVER AUGHHH

also the way u write is so yummy Omg Im eating this up

[weebsinstash]

Combining the two ideas in your recent post: Reader's loyal chat fans are all excited watching them get ready for their Big Date with Valentino, watching Reader get dressed and do their hair and spritz on some perfume and whatnot. Chat can't stop gushing about how cute and precious they are. Then a few hours later stood-up Reader bursts back into their room sobbing, flopping on their bed and WEEPING. And the chat is just all "😤😤😤VALENTINO!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO OUR Y/N !!!"

Goddddddddddd i love how you guys have learned to cater to my fetish for drama 🙌

Poor Reader had become a mini celebrity and doesn't even know it. You have hundreds of thousands of fans and don't even know. Valentino probably starts keeping a closer eye on you and trying to keep you from having a personal life because he doesn't want you finding out when you're out in public, but I imagine it would be near impossible to keep it a secret after a while. Like legit if Reader had ANY social media, they would eventually be found and someone would just DM you, either as a rabid crazy fan or just to be polite and say "hey, I think you should know that there are hidden cameras in your bedroom livestreaming all over Hell"

God can you imagine like, other characters "meeting Reader" by finding out about the livestreams. Charlie is disgusted because you seem so nice, Alastor thinks you seem absolutely charming and uses this as another pin in his " this is why technology is evil" cushion, Asmodeus is chilling down in Lust wondering if he can get you to come and work for him, I.M.P happened to just stumble upon someone watching while they're on the job, maybe Vox even starts tuning in because he noticed his boyfriend has his eye on you and it turns out you guys like the same video games

But anyways, WOW, sometimes when I'm really upset I'll just. Talk aloud, right. Just imagine poor YN taking off all their nice clothes and/or makeup/jewelry/accessories and just being near hysterical while basically narrating their every thought, since it's already really common for people to talk to themselves when they're alone. Reader just SOBBING "fucking PRICK!! I knew this was going to happen!! He was just trying to play a trick on me! Why did I even bother?! I knew I wasn't special!!"

And of course your fans are heartbroken (except the horny freaks getting off on your tears) but who else is in the chat? Valentino, because of course he is. And now he gets a front row seat to hearing more of your insecurities and seeing just how much power he has over you, just absolutely GRINNING as he sees how you had your hopes up for this, that you want his attention whether you like it or not, that now he's got you right where he wants

He'll "take the L" and give you a disingenuous but mildly convincing apology, maybe even getting you flowers and gifts to help soften the blow. Like, shit, imagine being ready to straight up deck him one and suddenly he's giving you a nice ring or necklace just studded with gemstones and looking awfully expensive. You go from "this whole thing was a mistake and it's never happening again, we're through" to "oh my gosh, uh, you didn't have to buy this for me, it looks so expensive, uh, I'm sorry 😳🥺 its really nice, thank you ❤"

I guess that's just, not even romanticism because that's exactly what abusive people like him do. They beat you down so it feels amazing when they start building you back up, in their own image of course. Poor Reader is going to be wrapped around his finger 😳

[eviefrve]

I haven't cried in ages and what set me off was actually thinking about what if I actually got help and got put on meds or something and having the conversation with myself of "I just want to be okay but I don't want to be different" and my brain went "ok have a panic attack over that and cry" but now I'm vibing to mr brightside so it's ok

me: sits in the bathroom and cries for a half hour

also me: replies "yeah I'm good" to a genuine "are you ok" message

[extreme-technicality]

Lmfao I’m about to go the fuck off

Okayy sO I’ve got this fuckin diversity training to do, right, presumably going through different scenarios of “associates” experiencing microaggressions at the hands of their coworkers. First off I’m fucking. It’s. It’s formatted like a goddamn streaming service for [Chain] TV. And this training is like. Supposed to be a goddamn store streaming service original series???? Which like. Whatever lmao I could go off but that’s just the tIP OF THE ICEBERG, it’s got a fucking “rating” cuz again. streaming service. This is a fucking mandated training im—

ANYWAY the rating is PS for Psychologically Safe!! Cuz it’s a ~place for associates to be themselves and take risks and make mistakes~

I said “presumably” in the first paragraph because I haven’t even gotten through the first scenario!! Cuz it’s a non-binary person getting misgendered!! Aka my Literal Actual Entire Workweek!!!!!

*deep fortifying breath*

So like it’s framed as very……..Oh we’re very inclusive, Oh the whole store already knows their pronouns, We all accept them for who they are, Some of us just mess up a bit and nobody corrects us in the moment! Obviously it happens within their hearing, like Literally right in front of them, and there’s like two people misgendering them and I’m like. Mm. ahA. A n y w a y.

Like they make a whole point of them feeling shitty!! The camera cuts to them looking upset and just!! Bdjfjjcjdjcndncbdc sCREAMS I KNOW ALL THISSS IM IN THIS VIDEO AND I DONT LIKE ITTTT

a👏ny👏way👏

Video cuts to the misgendering employee being confronted by a bystander AFTER THE FACTTT AFTER. THE. F A C T. HBEJJFHCHHDJCBDBHCB

okay okay okay I am c a l m

And she apologizes like immediately and both of these (presumably cis) women kinda pat themselves on the back????? For misgendering and letting it happen???????? GOD this sounds so stupid, I might just delete this in five minutes or whenever I finish Actually Getting Through This but hhhhhhhhhh biting chomping violence and maiming

And it’s all so STIFF like I get this is supposed to be ✨instructional✨ or whatever the fuck but like!!! People don’t talk like that!!!!!! And I just!!!!!

I have to fucking LAUGH cuz the other option is screaming and throwing things lmfao

OH WAIT IM CONTINUING LMAO

BITCH GOES “it’s really important that I get this right” IF IT WERE SO IMPORTANT YOUD CATCH YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT LMFAOOOOO

AND IF IT WERE IMPORTANT TO ANYONE ELSE THEYD INTERVENE IN THE MOMENT!!!!!

Ohhhh myyyyyy goddddddddddd now they’re going into how ✨brave✨ she was for bringing it up After The Fact and not saying SHIT in the MOMENT lmfao get out of my FACEEEEEEE

“What advice would you give associates who want to be an ally” LITERALLY SAY SOMETHING WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!!!!!! Someone misgenders your coworker in front of you???? CORRECT THEM RIGHT THEN AND THERE IMMMMMM

IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE DIRECT IT CAN BE SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS GENDERING THEM CORRECTLY!!!!! THE POINT IS NOT THE ✨COURAGE OF THE ALLY✨ HERE, THE POINT SHOULD BE HELPING THE PERSON ACTUALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THERES SOMEONE IN THEIR CORNER AT ALL TIMES!!!!! THATS WHAT SAFETY IS!!!!!!! F U C K!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roxy206]

Gather round for the shit show that is tonight's live tweet session...

It's #SVUxOC crossover night & as per usual I do *not* apologize for the hot mess that will be me live tweeting these episodes! 😉😘

Okayyyyyyyyyyy #SVUxOC

Goddddddddddd #SVUxOC

Send help. - already - send help. #SVUxOC

I'm not gonna lie I forgot which show was on until the opening credits because my mind is still on Liv calling El back #SVUxOC

Also is anyone else so nervous they feel like they're going to throw up?? All of the jitters #SVUxOC

WARNER! #SVUxOC

OH #SVUxOC

Can they please hug tonight because I need them to hug #SVUxOC

I'm going to need something nice to happen for Liv by the end of this crossover thank you #SVUxOC [this did not age well]

"He was my brother" #SVUxOC

Okay someone ANYONE hug Liv please #SVUxOC

Shirt

"Oh, I think the performance art is over" #SVUxOC

I love that @DaniMoneTruitt is live tweeting with us! #SVUxOC

AGAIN SOMEONE FUCKING HUG LIV #SVUxOC

Benson & Stabler together in an interrogation roooooooom #SVUxOC

Or room in a jail - semantics #SVUxOC

BENSON & STABLER DOING SURVEILLANCE TOGETHER #SVUxOC

Ahhhhjjjjjhnnnbnb

AHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM #SVUxOC

OH SHIT OH SHIT #SVUxOC

Ayanna Bell that was not clear enough I need more #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

NOPE BIG NOPE #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

No #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Nope no nope nope nope

fml #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Right so do I start drinking now? #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Shot of rum ✅ #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Omg you're giving me Liv with her kid voice rn #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Fuck me the way they just smiled at each other come on #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

I need the rest of this episode to be Elliot & Liv so that I stop bad spiraling please #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Liv in this scene 🔥🔥🔥 #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Oh I can't deal with thiiiis

Why are they not making out right now

SMILESSSSSSS

No no don't keep doing *everything* you're doing though

"I don't know who that was last night" okay well #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Major side eyes to Angela rn #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

PROTECT AYANNA BELL #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Gimme this diner scene already though #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Those rolled up sleeves 🔥 #SVUxOC #OrganizedCrime

Why is W*lf liking my thirst tweets only 😂😂😂

I'm sorry I stand corrected they liked one that wasn't a thirst tweet as well lol

No nope nonono

Ohhhhhhh damnnnnnnn

WHERE IS THE DINER SCENE WHAT IS HAPPENING

THIS GODDAMN PROMO

So the diner scene.... I... It's obviously not going to be on svu next week so it's got to be on OC right??? It better be next week!!!

If that diner scene isn't in a future episode they better release the deleted scene

[pyrotrolls]

🤍 this meme but with All the gfs :0c

SEND ME 🤍 + A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…     [   VOL. 3   ]

The gfs in question: Lannis, Caroka, Bealxi, and Veri.

Who cooks meals for the other?

Lannis cooks. Lyknie orders food with Caroka, and Bea and Veri order food with her.

Who spams the other with memes?

Goodddddddd all. I think Bea would do it more but Caroka's memes are nonsense. I doubt Lannis and Veri actually respond but they would send funny memes.

Who likes to tidy around the house?

Veri seems a lot more clean, then Bea, THEN Lyknie, then Lannis, and Caroka is a goblin.

Who likes to play pranks on the other?

Lyknie is a bit mean to Veri with pranks, but Caroka I bet does the harmless ones.

Who asked the other to move in with them?

Assuming all five lived together og my godDDDdddDDdd. Caroka suggests it first, and Lyknie organizes it.

Who is in charge of the music during a car ride?

Bea.

Who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly?

Lyknie to anyone, she's mean like that.

Who needs to hold the other during scary movies?

I don't think any of them are easily afraid, but Lyknie thinks theyre boring and talks through them.

Who has to help the other when it comes to technology?

You look me in the eye and tell me Bea, Lyk, and Veri don't have to all equally help Caroka with her phone. Lannis is sporty- doesn't fuck with it.

Who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting?

Lyknie, oops.

Who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest?

Lyknie's an early bird, but she just lays in bed on her phone until whoever shes with gets up. IF shes bored and its past 11, she will push you out of the bed.

Who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking?

Bea and Lyknie both are equal menaces.

Who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything?

Caroka- who coincidentally is the richest one.

Who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night?

Lyknie is a light sleeper, but i dont think any of them would snore.

Who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy?

Lyknie sucks at video games but if she IS good she shows no mercy. get bent. lannis usually shows mercy though, bc shes a G.

Who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other?

Literally anyone with Lyknie, shes really a light sleeper. idsgh[od

[7-wonders]

Hello! I’m not great with technology so I don’t know if your recent post about head cannons was actually tonight but I had to get this one out of my own head: Werewolf Duncan is beyond possessive and territorial when he can sense his mate is fertile. She has to peel him off of her so she can work, shower, etc, and if they’re in public and he notices other mens eyes on her it would be an understatement to say he gets scary. Let’s not forget that he also gets rough in bed at this point as well 😬

Oh my fucking GODDDDDDDDDDD

Before Duncan, you never used to keep much track of your cycle

You knew when your period was, of course, but that’s about the extent

Now, you’ve learned to track ovulation and fertility windows for the sole purpose of controlling the beast that is your werewolf of a boyfriend

The window is still enough days that it’s impossible to escape his clinginess for longer than a few hours

You wake up and Duncan has you pulled flush against his chest, arms locked tightly around you and ensuring that you’re not going anywhere until he allows it

Showering? If it’s not with Duncan, it’s not happening

Cooking meals, sitting on the couch, doing housework--Duncan has one hand on you at all times

Even just convincing him to not call your boss and buy a few days off for you is an accomplishment

But don’t worry, he still checks in on you through text every half hour

Honestly, you’ll take the texts and his constant, comforting presence at home if it means you don’t have to go out in public with him when you’re fertile

Part of you wants to chastise him for the way he acts if a man so much as even looks at you, but you know he feels terrible for his actions

He just can’t help himself

There was one particularly frightening instance that still sticks in your memory

You had run into a mutual friend while waiting for Duncan to get off of work

It was a perfectly normal interaction, if the love of your life wasn’t a werewolf

He had smiled upon seeing you in the lobby of the Shepherd Freedom Foundation, but that smile quickly faded when he saw the way you were laughing at a joke your friend told

You had seen the look in Duncan’s eyes when he approached you, wrapping an arm tightly around your waist

He was ready to rip the guy’s head off solely because he was interacting with you

After that, you had both decided that meeting up in public during fertile windows wasn’t the best idea

There is one good aspect of these few days: the sex

You’ve had to buy at least two new headboards in the time you’ve been in a relationship with Duncan

Bruises litter your skin, witch scratches to match on Duncan

Really, besides the necessary distractions, you’re lucky if you leave the bed

You wouldn’t have it any other way

[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 19

IN THIS EPISODE OF MURPHY IS SCREAMING, CONSTANTLY, TRAPPED IN THEIR PERFECT NIGHTMARE:

Glynda was saying: “I know we aren’t friends. I know we aren’t partners. I know you’re a criminal. But—I think I can trust you. I think I have to trust you, even if you’ve done awful things before.”

EVERYTHING GOES WRONG BUT LIKE SOMEHOW WORSE THAN EVER? LIKE A WHOLE NEW BRAND OF LOW. LIKE CINDER’S GOT A PICKAXE AND THE CENTRE OF THE PLANET CALLS FOR AID.

IT’S BEEN A WHILE HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but dw offal hunt, like the rising of the sun, the arrival of winter, and the eventual downfall of capitalism, always returns. so lets go.

(i just quickly reread chapter 18 liveblog to remember what happened and Ah Yes I Remember Now. The Suppressed Memories)

The place was emptier without Glynda. Quieter.

/gunshot oh we’re in danger right out of the gate huh? we got some yearning right out here? right now? how quickly the turn do tables.

Cinder appraised her work, holding the beige coat up to the light and squinting.

man i forgot. i FORGET. how much i just love cinder in this fic. sometimes she kinda zones to the back of my mind where she sits waiting for me to start thinking about her again, but now i remember that this cinder is Peaque. look at her GO, minding her own BUSINESS. im proud of her. does she know i love her.

It didn’t take long to don her new, fire-proofed clothes.

in another world, in a more comical plot, she used asbestos. it didnt go well.

The subtle warmth of the Dust teased tension from Cinder’s stiff muscles, even as she marvelled at the strangeness of her own bedroom’s space. It seemed bigger now than it had the last two nights.

h

She chose not to dwell on it.

h

i choose to dwell on it! ME!!!! I CHOOSE TO DWELL ON IT. HEY CINDER WHAT THIS GAY SHIT. hello. ma’am. can we look deeper into this. i, for one, would like to, and i, for one, think its of value to think abt this. that said, small segue

Quietly, Cinder murmured, “I didn’t freak out.”

THE FACT SHE SAYS IT ALOUD LIKE EM AND MERC CAN HEEEEEEAR HEEEEEEEER i am. INFATUATED with this family. cant wait for the 100k spinoff thats basically an elongated beach episode where they go to like. alton towers. or butlins. six flags??? thats a thing in america right??? anyway. beach episode. call me. (wink wink nudge nudge push push shove shove)

 We had to stop back in because Merc left his favorite binder, and it was 2 in the morning, so it was easier to crash here for the night than mess with the ship’s autopilot.

them,,, THEM!!!! mercury is just a son and childe. thast it. he canot change this. i love these kids so much i am SHAKING THE MONITOR RN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA

Stuck here in one of the homes they’d shared, Cinder missed them terribly. Missed the sound of their voices and the easy comfort of their presence. Finding the time to contact them had been difficult, between managing Glynda and Hati both, but Glynda was gone, and she’d sent Hati onwards to Atlas. She remembered her call with Emerald, before arriving in Umbraroot; she knew it had not soothed her or her fears.

im sorry was this chapter targeted at me, specifically, as a human being on planet earth? GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!! THIS WONKY OLD BANDAGED UP FAMILY UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thrive every time they are mentioned on the page. it is a blessing. my succulents grow stronger each time they show up.

“No,” Cinder argued softly, “I had to. Mercury, you deserve to hear it from me as well. I am sorry. And I am promising you: I’ll come back.”

For a long, heart-wrenching moment, he was completely quiet. It was good that Cinder was alone in the apartment; laying herself bare like this would be unbearable with an audience.

GODDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am OBSESSED WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THIS UNTIL I D I E. of all thing the remaster does better than og, this is just. SPEEDING AHEAD. this whole CONFLICT this whole MESS just makes everything so much RICHER its like when u splash some wine in yr fancy food or stick some cinnamon on yr favourite desserts u dont NEED TO but it adds that lil SOMETHING,,, that little KICK that just ties the flavour profile together and in this case ofgughugguhu it just GIVES SO MUCH. im making SNOW ANGELS in the WORDS on the PAGE.

“Mercury. If I could prove it to you, I would. But you have to—trust me. For just a while longer.”

“It’s getting harder,” he said. He didn’t sound like he was lying just to hurt her. That wasn’t spite. That was honest anger. And it made her feel like dirt.

im less picking these for specific instances of like, things i want to say, but more just because bits of this r rly just so /chef kiss. cinder has these.... endearingly (take that whichever way u like) human qualities in OG to rly make u realise she had ties to add to her #Doubt but the remaster is just AMPING it up and u FEEL IT and ive never been more SYMPATHETIC to a round-faced sinnamon bun of assholery and fire id DIE for cinder fall and this is a fact PUT IT ON MY GRAVESTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Is there anything you need?” What was this? Cinder could barely focus on her words. It felt like... “Anything? At all?”

“We’re fine.”

“Mercury, wait please—” She was losing him. “I think—”

“Just hurry up.”

The line went dead.

this place is not a place of honor.................. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here........................ nothing valued is here................ IM DYING

Cinder began to type out her response, and that was when the nausea really kicked in. 

[...] 

She recognized this now.

Glynda.

stress stress stress stress STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There shouldn’t be anybody. Cinder had done everything in her power to cut Glynda from people who would interfere. To isolate her. Make it easier to bring her to Atlas, to the frozen north, to her mother and the machine…

Cinder’s esophagus quivered; furiously, she shut her eyes and thought of nothing.

god cinder don’t remind me that you’re an asshole and dipshit and also a moron im trying to be NICE and CARE ABT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP REMINDING ME YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The front door clicked open.

Cinder couldn’t have said how much time had passed, only that it had passed slowly. What she did know was that it was Glynda returning, the sensation of boils bursting wafting off her soul. It crawled over Cinder’s flesh. She curled in on herself.

There were mites under every nailbed. Salt in her weeping mouth.

offal hunt’s brilliant use of this horror aspect is something i have tried previously to emulate and here’s a fact, take it from me: that shit is HARD. offal hunt consistently able to whack those real nasty, really Disgusting vibes on the head EVERY TIME is a work of art. i mean, kc and diesel do not fuck around, and therefore i am NOT surprised, but it’s only when u try this shit yourself that you realise: this is hard! this is difficult! it’s a huge testament to how GOOD this fic is in every way. also this whole fucking body horror aspect is something i didnt know this fic needed, but it did, and here we are. 

Thickly: “Things were going okay. If you hadn’t gotten nasty, I might have smoothed things over. I could have fixed things with my son.”

with my son

with my son

with my son

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE IT EVERY TIME ITS TOO MUCH FOR TO BEAR I CANNOT HANDLE IT I CANNOT STAND IT ITS LIKE BEING SHOT JUST DIRECTLY IN MY DICK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im like sweating rn

Glynda said, “I’m scared.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want to tell you.”

I SAID IM SWEATING

Glynda asked, “Are you lying to me?”

And Cinder said, “What?”

“About me. About Witches. About Ozpin—” Cinder’s guts went sour. “—About anything. I need to know if I can trust you.”

I SAID I! AM! S W E A T I N G

“I know you’ve lied to people. Hurt people.”

Adrenaline and the image of her kids’ faces behind her eyes made a potent, sick cocktail. “—Not. Now.”

so lets like double back to when i said hey was this chapter written to target me specifically and as it turns out, yes. yes it was. yes it was and as MUCH AS I AM LIVING FOR THIS MOMENT THIS SWEET BUILDUP THE EXPLOSION AND THE CRATER IT ALL LEAVES BEHIND

I

AM

so this next bit is like. i cant really quote one section but as i was saying in Vague DMs, this whole bit feels like wading through mud. usually if you say something consumes energy to Read it’s in a Bad Way when yr bored but this is more like. you Feel cinder all over everything feels so sluggish and it’s like dragging your own corpse around as you try and leave and you’re TIRED and your LEGS HURT and you’re kinda thinking god what if i just fell face down for just a moment of my LIFE.

The putrid weight of Glynda’s soul filled the room until there was no space left for her.

it’s like being trapped in a sauna, like getting stuck in a humid waiting room. where do you GO. what do you DO. god this whole section is fantastic and offal hunt NEVER fails to fucking nail the Vibes but reading it is HARD. i literally keep having to stop and breathe like ive been holding my breath. jesus h christ.

a small intermission for a mood:

“Get fucked.”

back to regularly scheduled hell

Out of the bedroom. Down the hall. The walls were sweating with heat. She tasted smoke. 

i love that i just said how i feel like im trapped in a sauna and it turns out: thats because me and cinder both, baybee!!!! hahahaha help

Glynda’s soul chewed her to the marrow. “Move, Glynda.” 

cinder being hunted at the start of this fic: teehee! im running away! now im gonna getcha! heehee! arent i clever :) cinder being hunted now: this uh. this blows, actually,

Cinder’s pulse roared in her ears. Her hands twitched. She smelled Ochre Brown’s round face melting off. His wide smile shattered with each of his teeth, going black and popping like corn.

this chapter is probably my favourite so far for this blending of so many elements. i cant even begin to like. THINK STRAIGHT about how all of this is tying together. the lore. the THEMATICS. like i said this character rly is just Rich with what og lacked and oh is it RICH. im gonna read this chapter in future and see so much that i know ive already missed. holy shit.

“Ms. Fall,” she said. “The White Fang requires your presence immediately.”

NOT NOW

Cinder stood there looking at it for a moment. Her thoughts were slow. Copper-tinged. Something small and indulgent whispered to her through the blood-fog.

It was obvious enough what would happen if she got into this car. The driver would take her to a secluded place, where she would be ambushed by a squadron of battle-hungry White Fang grunts.

They’d try to take her down. And she was a killer, wasn’t she? Ochre Brown wailed in her ears with every thump of her runaway heart. Her hands itched for action; her teeth, for blood.

She’d burn them black.

never mind! you are already dead,

She thought about Glynda. About her saying that if there was trouble with the Fang, she wanted to come. That she would fight for Cinder.

She thought of Glynda’s question: What aren’t you telling me about Ochre Brown?

Yeah, fuck that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MOMENTOUSLY: WHAT A CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is EASILY my favourite chapter so far. EASILY. everything about this was peak offal. the relationships. the dynamics. the dialogue. the vibes. the Grossness. the fighting. the EVERYTHING. this is some other level and its BITCHIN. PEAK. that said im now very tired. im going to have a cup of tea and Consider Things for a few hours. brb.

[ccsthemovie2]

Character: The Cardcaptor herself?

HEY SORRY THIS ONE TOOK SO LONG i got writers block for it at some point i guess. its not as complete as i want it to be but i want to actually give you an answer jgjhfvjhfvjh

ANYWAY SAKURA TIIIME LETS GO . clear card post anime cutoff spoilers are referenced!

Why I like them:

she’s wonderful. love so much her subversion of the chosen one trope, chosen not by the world or fate but by an individual, stuck at the center of the web and making the best of it. time and time again she is asked to use her power in the true clow tradition of taking and overpowering, and she says NO i am going to BE KIND and it is wonderful! transforming every card, bringing the whole magic system into an uplifted, kinder place.

i see that last battle with eriol as....well, the answer was to use kero and yue’s power to change light and dark, right? so i think it’s something eriol expected her to figure out on her own, for the last mark of her being recognized as clow’s successor being her ability to say “kero, yue, i need your power, please” and for them to unquestioningly do it. but she doesn’t, she would never, and they choose to offer her THEIR help. she wouldn’t put them in danger, she wouldn’t take from them.

Why I don’t:

what could you possibly hate about sakura? i do, however, dislike how clear card sort of writes her as a danger to herself. i dont like the implication that power itself is the corrupting thing and not the way people treat those with power. i want to see sakura being absolutely fine no matter how strong she gets because the people around her know she won’t lash out if they give her loving criticism, and i want to see her be at the center of decisions concerning herself from now on. 

Favorite episode (scene if movie):

a LOTTTTT of scenes but the first three that come to my mind right now are “i want us to be friends, not master or anything like that” , her transforming the nothing into the hope, and her asking eriol to help her play the piano so she could give a present to the cards. IT’S ABOUT THE KINDNESS!!!!!

OH ALSO WHEN SHE PREPARES HERSELF TO REMEMBER ALL OF HER DEAR FRIENDS IN THE DREAM CARD EPISODE SO THAT SHE CAN BUST 90% OF THE WAY OUT OF CALAMITYWORLD WITHOUT THE BELL ALL BY HERSELF.

OH ALSO IN THE MANGA WHEN SHE CRASHES HEADFIRST INTO THE TRUTH OF CLOW’S DEATH AND ERIOL AND FUJITAKA’S BIRTHS.

OH AND IN THE ANIME WHEN SHE ACTIVATES HER STAR CIRCLE THE FIRST TIME AND TRANSFORMS HER FIRST CARD. AND ALSO WHEN SHE MAKES LI A YUKATA AND/OR SCARF. AND ALSO------ (theres a lot) (i could just keep listing scenes honestly)

Favorite season/movie:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sakura card arc but it’s a tough call.

Favorite line: 

hoeeeeeeeeee????? hanyannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, etc etc. she has a lot of really great sounds.

Favorite outfit: 

HOW CAN I CHOOOOOSE?????? uhhhhhm anime judgement, anime back in time/vs eriol fight, the silent card capture outfit, that illustration where shes got suspenders. idk 90% of her outfits are THE BEST

OTP: 

listen it took me a while but sakusyao good okay. i talked abt it in my syaoran answer already but they’re good.

Brotp: 

SO many good choices here. her and kero!! her and yukito and yue!!! her and tomoyo!!! the literal bro-tp, her and touya!!!! her and all her friends in class!!!

okay i couldnt get myself to expand as much as the words actually are in my head but, some points as i format this n hit post -i love that she’s enthusiastic abt her friendship with tomoyo, reaches for her when the teacher says to pair off, runs to her when she’s upset. i love that we see them be best friends, not just we are told that they are and in practice sakura just nervous-smiles to tomoyo’s obsession. i think sometimes their friendship can get a little bit lost in the Gimmick so it makes me cherish those times it shines out.

-i love her lil baby crush on yukito so long as we are all on the same page that its Not Something That Should Be Reciprocated. yukito is being nice to kids bc well duh theyre kids and also this is the best way to get FREE CANDY and also uhhhm,,, if touya is in the area then thats a coincidence,,,,,,, but he gets to be like an extra brother to sakura and watch her grow up! 

Head Canon:

uhhhhhm she has adhd

Unpopular opinion: 

while i havent really seen it i feel like theres definitely room for ppl to think of sakura as a ‘mary-sue’ or a character who hasnt ‘earned’ her power and had everything arranged just so in order that she gets it, and like.......yeah that’s the point of the story. sakura did nothing to ‘earn’ her successorship and she has to rise to the occasion anyway and that’s not a bad thing, that’s an interesting story. 

A wish: 

GET THAT BEAR BACK OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD.  

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: 

yknow i had “bad things :((” as filler text here but i think i was right

 5 words to best describe them: 

it’ll DEFINITELY be all right! 

My nickname for them:

uhm im not sure if i have one? or if i do im forgetting something obvious

[mimik-u]

“Change Your Mind” Liveblogging, Part I

I’M NoT READY FOr THIS, yoU gUYs.

There’s my big blue asshole!

OMG, THAT BUG. HER SLAPPING IT AND THAT BLUSH.

“If this keeps up, she’s going to take away your Pearl.” AND THEN HE MORPHS INTO PINK DIAMOND BECAUSE THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, AND NOW IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN, AND IT’S A MEMORY.

A DREAM.

DE-JA-BLUE.

“I’m not sorry.” God, I love Steven Universe. He’s so confident in himself now, so sure in what he believes in. Amazing.

An observation: When Blue Diamond weaponizes her sadness, intentionally or unintentionally, not only does she preclude others from getting near enough to help her, but she also indiscriminately inflicts her pain on others. It’s at once a selfish act and a devastating one. And glowing auras aside, it’s a human one, too.

“How many times did you lock her in here? How many times did you make her cry?”

“I didn’t... I’m doing it again, aren’t I?” I’m going to cry. The way she leans against that wall. Because she knows. She knows.

Blue Diamond is the love of my life, y’all.

And then Steven strips his Diamond clothes because he’s not Pink Diamond.

“She prefers to be called Steven.” ONLY THREE EPISODES AGO, SHE WAS MOCKING HIM ABOUT THIS!!! I’M—

YELLOW AND BLUE ARE ABOUT TO FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

OH, MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD.

“I ALONE WAS THERE FOR YOU.” THIS WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM THIS FIGHT.

“Didn’t we hurt Pink?!”

“I know you’re suffering in silence, too.” Because she knows what losing Pink did to her. Because she knows Yellow.

THE DEVASTATION ON YELLOW’S FACE AS SHE WAS BLASTING BLUE WITH ELECTRICITY.

BLUE SMOKING FROM THE HIT.

YELLOW CRYINF, ACTUALLY CRYING.

AND BLUE HOLDING HER HEAD.

THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE.

White Pearl, you scary mf.

“Which rooms should we go to?” Asdffssadds.

BISMUTH REPAIRED THE ARM SHIPS!!!!!!

BISMUUUUUUUUTHHHHHH!

SHE MADE A PUN! MY BINGO CARD IS GOING WELL!!!!!!!

OH, MY GODDDDDDDDD!!!! LAPIS AND PERIDOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAPIS’S PINK RIBBON SWEATPANTS.

PERIDOT’S FUNKY GLASSES.

Yellow and Blue want to sacrifice themselves for the sake of Steven. I’m going to scream. I love them.

“But in order to fix it, we have to admit that it’s broken.” That’s the fundamental idea of this show. Communication. Talking our problems out—even if it’s about the things that hurt us.

CONNIE TALKING ABOUT HER MOM!!!!!!!!!!

Peridot’s metalbending a hoverboard. Asfdssadsa.

Patti LuPone’s voice acting as she hesitates to talk to White. God.

“We Diamonds might be hard, but we’re also brittle.”

“I know my purpose isn’t to be happy, but I find it harder and harder to enforce your rules when they make me miserable... when they make us all miserable.”

OH, MY GOD. SHE POSSESSED THEM.

SHE FRICKING POSSESSED THEM.

I’M GOINF TO CRY???????????

SHE FNSNMSNANANSNA.

THEY EXPRESSED THEIR EMOTIONS—THEY DARED TO SPURN THEIR PURPOSES—AND SHE TOOK AWAY THEIR FREE WILL.

NO.

THEIR ILLUSION OF FREE WILL BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY WERE MOTIVATED BY FEAR.

HE DROPPED THE CRYSTAL GEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO, THE ANIMATION WHILE STEVEN IS FALLING IS SO DAMN GORGEOUS.

SMOKY QUARTZ.

SMOKYYYYYYYYYYY.

HE’S GOING TO FUSE WITH PEARL.

OH, MY GOD. RAINBOW 2.0 IS MARY POPPINS.

THEY LOOK SO GOOD.

PEARL’S JACKET?!!!!!!!!!!

SHE’S SO HAPPY ABOUT FUSING WITH STEVEN.

OH, MY GODDDDDDDDDDD.

STEVEN AND GARNET???????!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS EPISODE IS GOING TO KILL ME.

STEVEN AND GARNET’S FUSION IS ALL HAIR.

SUNSTONE.

I LOVE THEIR VOICE.

THEY BROKE THE FOURTH WALL.

BUNGACOWA.

I LOVE YOU?!!!!!!

GARNET’S GLASSES.

TEMPLE FUSSSSSIOOOOOON.

OB S I D I ANNNNN.

THIS EPISODE.

Of course Pearl would be at the top of the pyramid, lol.

OBSIDIAN’S MUSIC.

OBSIDIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

OH. MY. GOD.

THEY’RE EXTRAORDINARY.

BISMUTH AND CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Animation details: Blue and Yellow’s ships are made with different material than normal bc Bismuth repaired them!!

PERIDOT SAVING BISMUTH!!!! You’ve come so far!!!!!

Obsidian is the other love of my life.

They just pulled a SWORD out of their mouth. Icon.

SHE’S TALKING THROUGH BLUE AND YELLOW, AND THAT ALSO MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.

SHE’S A HIVE QUEEN.

THIS SCENE IS SO CREEPY.

“She’s so strong but so weak when it comes to Blue.” Hello, Bellow Diamond shippers. I am dead.

Deceased.

White represses Pink.

SHE’S GOING TO POSSESS ALL THE CRYSTAL GEMS.

JESUS GOD, THIS IS DARK.

“Obsessed.” Pearl.

SHE’S A PUPPETEER.

“YOU LIKE SURROUNDING YOURSELF WITH INFERIOR GEMS.” JASPER SAID THE SAME THING.

This scene is going to give me niiiiightmares.

CONNIE FIGHTINF PEaARLLL.

WD is pulling out the psychoanalytic theory in this Chili’s tonight.

WHITE DIAMOND, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO HIM?!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE’S GOINF TO PULL THE GEM.

I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND.

SHE DID IT. SHE PULLED HIS DAMN GEM.

I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!!!!!

THERE’S EIGHTEEN MINUTES LEFT IN THIS EPISODE.

I CAN’t BREATHE.

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S4 Ep7 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- FRED 💔💔💔Coming DIRECTLY for my heart I see, okay Riverdale

- WAIT… YOU’RE TELLING ME NO ONE RAN AGAINST HIRAM SO NOW HE’S THE FUCKING MAYOR? I, despite knowing nothing about how to be mayor, would run against him SOLELY so he wouldn’t win and I know I’d win because NOBODY trusts or likes Hiram fucking Lodge………………. god this show

- Do they guys not know that “the guy from the community center” is the one that found and took Dodger to the hospital? I mean I guess not because Archie’s a minor and doesn’t HAVE to stay, he could have just dropped him off and left but like… this is some fucking reaching shit right now. Archie as their enemy has never gone after them without Dodger attacking FIRST. He’s trying to help the KIDS, how does that make you think HE is the one who fucking did it???? The fucking reach… but also…. who DID do it 👀👀 Probably Hiram’s bitch ass…

- This bh scene of them talking on the phone while Betty packs could have been cute but at the same time it’s bh. Plus, I find it hilarious that Jughead doesn’t wait for Betty to say “I love you” back like???

- I love Choni, but God Toni looks EXHAUSTED. I hate how they’ve turned one of the healthiest ships into… this. Toni loves Cheryl which is why she’s not leaving her despite all of this batshit crazy shit going on, but Toni is caring and hardheaded (before they took away her personality smh) and she would shut this dumb Julian and Jason shit DOWN. Just let my girls be happy again, please… putting Cheryl through all of this bullshit CONSTANTLY is getting real old, real fast.

- Why do people always get afraid of killing someone when it’s self defense?? Like, you won’t get in trouble! You were P R O T E C T I N G yourself/someone you love. It’s the same mistake Alice/Betty made with that mystery guy that tried to hurt Chic or whatever, it was self defense but God forbid anyone actually goes to the police and doesn’t have something to use against them later on 🙄🙄🙄

- Veronica goes above and beyond I wanna cry

- Hiram really has to be a bitch ass ON THANKSGIVING? What a real dick… BUT YASSSSS FP BEING ON ARCHIE’S SIDE WE STAN

- FP not quitting because he knows that’s what Hiram wants, ALSO because he’d just put in another Minetta… ALSO SUPPORTIVE FALICE UGH WE STAN! Can they just get married already? They’re basically already married and I’m soft for them.

- FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE!

- Hermosa does realize that the only reason she’s actually invited to a dinner with her father and his family is to manipulate Veronica, right? Like, throughout ALL the years even after her mother died we can tell he didn’t invite her because Veronica didn’t know about her. Like… I just… 

- YES VERONICA!!!! WE STAN THE QUEEN BAD ASS BITCH OF RIVERDALE!!

- MARY 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 GOD I’M SO SAD

- Toni’s hair is amazing, and Cheryl’s dress is FIRE

- JUGHEAD WAS THINKING OF MR. CHIPPING WHILE HAVING SEX (I mean it’s implied because they’re cuddling in a bed and the way they’re holding each other tends to be how they hold one another after sex) I’M—THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. I love that when they have sex both of them think of literally ANYTHING else.

- Betty with that hair and that shirt? Yes. See, if they weren’t almost step-siblings and didn’t bring out the worst in each other, this soft scene could actually be cute!

- BETTY… ORDER CHINESE FOOD? THERE’S A LEVEL 4 STORM OUTSIDE?? WHO WOULD BE OPEN DURING AN ICE STORM? Then again… Veronica is the baddest bitch and a go-getter so Pop’s would definitely still be open (also because of the still)

- POWER MOVE ALICE OMGGGGGGG FP IS LIKE “WTF NO”

- First of all, that “Yes my fantasy of eating junk food for thanksgiving!” Betty was so cute… but like that’s also a really weird fantasy… although they are almost step siblings, are still together, AND fuck to serial killer documentaries like weirdos so

- lmao “I’m too cool for everything” Brett put on that bunny mask… to scare Jughead? I know he’s annoying (although not as much this season THANK GOD) but damn you buried the kid let him breathe

- This dumb blonde bitch really thinks this kid brutalized Dodger like that despite CLEARLY being a sweet person like??? Maybe pay attention to the clues and don’t just take their word (who also said it was PROBABLY if I’m remembering correctly)

- That pajama jughead with Veronica in her PJ’s,,, the perfect duo that Riverdale will never give us. How fucking tragic 😭😭😭

- What, does Betty suddenly know how to make some kind fo truth serum or something?

- ALL THIS FRED TALK I’M SO SOFT BITCHHHHHH PLUS SHADE ON HIRAM?! Also,,, you can’t give a previous alcoholic drinks, also also that speakeasy is not yours but umm… it’s for Fred so I’ll let it pass

- LMAO BETTY YOU ARE NOT IN THE SERPENTS FUCK OFF. YOU SAVED A DOG. Oh bitch I just KNOW people are going to use that in those not-really badass edits of Betty… but at least Betty KNOWS that she’s not a sweet/nice person lol. Doesn’t mean I don’t miss when Betty was actually a nice, sweet, good person back in season one though

- OH MY GOD ALL OF THE KIDS STANDING UP FOR ARCHIE YESSSSSSSSSSS! WE STAN!!!!

- Can’t she just wait for, idk, dodger to get out of his coma and then ask him who did it? Like I know it was Hiram hiring someone but like???

- VERONICA OH MY GOD THE BADDEST BTICH OF RIVERDALE!!!! WE STAN!!!! STAB HIM HUNTY YESSSS

- YES MARY!! THE QUEEN OF RIVERDALE! Also them being surprised that she went mama bear? girl wbk Mary was a badass not to be fucked with

- HIRAM STOP TRYING TO MAKE FP GET DRUNK WE KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO FIRE AND REPLACE HIM

- OOH BITCH FP NO ONE IN THIS ROOM WILL CARE IF YOU KILL HIRAM. THEY’LL KEEP IT A SECRET!!!! Also,,, Billy Loomis vibes and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES

- WAIT,,, THEY REALLY FUCKING… OH BITCH??????

- NOT ANOTHER TEACHER STUDENT AFFAIR OH MY FUCKING GOD. DONNA I TRUSTED YOU, WE ALL TRUSTED YOU.

- “I’m a serpent, every bone in my body is a Serpent.” YES BRING BACK THE SERPENTS, TAKE OVER FROM JUGHEAD AND MAKE ALICE THE QUEEN YES UFDSOHFSHFS WE STAN FALICE

- Choni is so soft ughhhhhhhh <3

- UGHHHH NOW ONLY IF THEY COULD MAKE CHONI GET OUT OF THAT DAMNED PLOTLINE THAT’S RUINING THEM THEY COULD RULE RIVERDALE AGAIN

- NOT BETTY REALLY BELIEVING THAT DONNA WASN’T MANIPULATED… and people still want to call Betty a feminist icon? She’s ANYTHING but.

- How would you not realize a camera in your room?? It’s BLINKING. 

- “Dig in, everyone.” A SOBBING

- “We monitor our patients very closely” *patient is gone* cliche of course… there’s no way they could get him out without tripping any alarms. My mom was in the hospital and on a respirator because she couldn’t breathe by herself and ANY slight movement that meant she couldn’t really breathe it would do like this jingle and it was really loud and wouldn’t stop until a nurse came in to fix it. But anyways this is Riverdale and nothing is realistic

- Mmhm Betty once again butting into things she shouldn’t and hurting someone in the process… why do people think she is a good detective again?

- NOT THIS BEING USED AS A WAY FOR JUGHEAD TO QUESTION DONNA’S STORY OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

- OMG ARCHIE PLAYING THE GUITAR AGAIN PLEASEEEEEEEE MY HEART

- THAT WAS YOUR DAD WATCHING OUT FOR US PLEASE SOMEONE GRAB MY HEART BECAUSE IT JUST FELL TO THE FLOOR.

- A PLAQUE FOR FRED I’M SOFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

- FP WEARING A LEATHER JACKET THAT I’M ASSUMING IS A SERPENT JACKET.

- If this means my Serpent babies are going to come back…. I’m going to CRY.

[harryfeatgaga]

you're actually suppose to be going over his schedule and work stuff but he just wants to kiss you and you're all like "we have work to do" and he's just looking at you "🥺" and sometimes its hard to say no and you tell him "when we get through all this work then we can have fun" and he's just :D✊

PLEASEEEEEEEE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous said: the two of you being famous and dating as teens. you two break up, but find your way back to each other when you're older🥺

omfg STOP IT

Anonymous said: So I follow Tom and Gi fletcher and Tom used to be in Mcfly/ McBusted but now he’s just a dad that works from home and all the videos and the pictures that the two of them post of their family are major family goals and I can do see Harry doing something similar and taking a step back for a few years when his baby’s are young to help out but still being very involved with music somehow but Gi posted a picture today of all the boys and my heart could burst thinking of taking that with H

please..........im gonna cry