#goddammit I'm tired

[styona]

Okay, but what if there was a show about the Ministry, like Keeping Up with The Kardashians style, and the staff needed to get to know Papas and Sister better.

Staff: So... Can you tell us a little bit more about yourselves, we didn't get a chance to, you know, talk to y'all much.

Nihil: I can play sax.

Sister: I can fuck up a limitless number of cars.

Staff, bewildered: Well that's... Impressive. You... You have a lot in common, that's sweet.

Secondo: I can harvest crops of fields that others have plowed.

Staff: Oh so you're a farmer? Terrific!

Secondo, winking: Well... If you wanna call it that...

Copia: I can ride a tricycle.

Staff: Oh, lovely! How old are you?

Copia: 54!

Staff, under their breath, looking away awkwardly: The fuck kinda thing we've just got into...

Terzo, smirking: I-

Nihil, interrupting him instantly, staring into his soul: Don't you dare.

Terzo: Fuck off, didn't even say anything yet! I can play kazoo.

Staff: Great! This show needs more music!

Nihil, visibly relaxed: Thank Satan...

Terzo: Did you really think that's all? Jokes on you, I can also take my head off.

Nihil: Shit!

Staff, shocked: Wh... As in... Like metaphorically speaking?

Terzo: Wanna see and decide for yourselves?

Staff: Is that a challenge?

Terzo: Is it accepted?

Staff: W... well...

Primo, barging in: Guys, is that a fucking talent show or?.. I didn't get the memo, sorry.

Staff, still shocked: Oh fuck is that a mask???

Primo: Well hello to you too, I guess! That's my face, what do you mean?

Staff: *faints*

Nihil: We nailed it, guys! The show is gonna be a success!

[musings-of-a-prodigal]

We must not let go of hope.

[starsechoes]

random kaveh hc he pretends to be annoyed when animals follow him around/follow him home but deep down he loves them and tries his best to nurse the worse-off ones back to health before trying to put them back where they came from

[lucyvaleheart]

fuck fuck fuck fuck everything hurts so much

ii. i need help i don't know how or why from who but i can't keep this up im in so much pain i can hardly think i can't move i can't pick anything up i can't hardly walk or. fuck

i don't know why I'm posting this please just ignore it

[lixenn]

When your heart wants to write, but your brain screams: "Go to fucking sleep bitch!"

Most of the time I have the exact opposite problem and I honestly can't tell which one is more annoying.

[one-winged-dreams]

I'm being really fucking tsundere over Jacob outwardly but inwardly I'm like "I need this kind and patient dilf to give me a fucking break from it all, please hold me in your big strong arms and crush me against your booba"

[rollforjackass]

gabriel being able to just fuck off with beelzebub bc neither of them actually gave a shit about the world beyond their own self-interests makes complete and total sense as to why ineffable bureaucracy became So canon So quickly, but fuck does it make me even angrier that they got that happy ending while aziraphale and crowley were left in shambles. motherfucking gabriel and beelzebub are two of the REASONS that aziraphale and crowley CAN'T FUCKING COMMUNICATE and they just swan off into the sunset???? they tried to KILL them last season, then aziraphale & crowley spent this entire season helping them survive to get back to each other, and neither gabriel nor beelzebub acknowledged it in a meaningful, more-than-one-off way?????? hand me a brick i will take care of this myself

[dnalt-d2]

(probably gonna delete this later idk)

So this isn't Q S M P related but I need to scream into some uncaring void about this so

But I just spent MUCH longer on a project than I really should have (because life is a bitch and chooses the worst times to decide to kick you in the nonexistent dick) and WAY too much of said project was some very tedious nonsense

Like not difficult, but irritating and time-consuming. Basically arranging things in a way to look more coherent in a project file

And of course, I finish it, I get it all done, but decide to add one last part, and subsequently place it where it needs to go

Only to accidentally click on the wrong button

And find out

That there's been a shortcut to this thing I've been doing

This entire goddamn time

LITERALLY mere moments after finishing the project

If anyone needs me,

Don't

[fandomkingsblog]

let. trans women be happy with themselves. stop telling amab people that they can't be whatever gender they want to be. gender stereotypes and traditional gender roles can fuck themselves. trans women are real and lovely and deserve all the love and happiness in the world. stop hurting them.

[neonganymede]

I feel like my writer's block is getting worse.

[skyfcx]

     it’s the worst in the world when you’ve got a billion ideas for a reply but you have work in a little bit, so you’re just frantically jotting down ideas and details to focus on and chunks of dialogue like “JUST STAY HERE, HANG IN THERE CREATIVITY, I’LL BE BACK FOR YOU I PROMISE, DON’T LEAVE ME. I’LL BE BACK TO PROPERLY WRITE YOU BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, PLEASE.”

[mimicteruyo]

okay WOW did this “break” come at a good time. I’m actually struggling to even string together a hundred words when I was writing 1k+ a day at the start of the week. 😱

[breakingthemasquerade]

typing away at my vtmb fanfic and i think hmm should i give my Nos a ghoul?? and the next thing i know my bitchy no nonsense Nos has adopted a 19 year old homeless girl

[aberooski]

Luke's song Diamonds is hitting me a little too hard and close tonight.

[one-winged-dreams]

Not me crying over the ice nine kills cover of can't help falling in love :'D