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random kaveh hc he pretends to be annoyed when animals follow him around/follow him home but deep down he loves them and tries his best to nurse the worse-off ones back to health before trying to put them back where they came from
#( ( kaveh ;; headcanon#maybe if haitham didn't#yuck his yum#and tell him no animals allowed#he wouldn't have to pretend#but he's a disney princess goddammit#and i'm tired of pretending he isn't
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colored a few snips of the manga for icons. smile
#franken stein#soul eater#dr stein#dr franken stein#i dont think anyone tags him as prof stein. sad#stein soul eater#i colored the dark parts too but youll never be able to tell#the world if i was allowed to use his sweater purples for his sweater#'arent these just the anime colors' yeah but better#'what is that purple and pink youre using' he likes them#any questions not answered her put in my ask box or reply to this post. smile#stein
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Local Garlean Adventurer gets the first head kisses he's had within the last decade, is content.
...Even if he has to fold himself in half for them.
#ffxiv#gpose#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#oc#tsukiko date#camilla lunae#the healer/tank duo from hell#feel free to read these two's relationship however you wish#because I sure as hell don't know what exactly they are#I kinda just define it as two incredibly fucked up people finally allowing themselves to be vulnerable around another person#and thats really it LOL#tsukiko literally cant feel fear- she would be the woman that would look at the man whos bested her several times in armed combat#holding her arms open telling him to 'cmere for head kisses' and openly stealing his shirts#my mental image of zenos as an animal is an introverted but very silently clingy golden retriever and it probably shows v-v#i snicker at their size difference at the same time I suffer trying to pose them together#tsukiko lives in anticipation that zenos could tackle her at any given moment#secretly very affectionate woman is on the radar of undoubtedly the most touch starved man on the star
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okay, whoever started the whole thing about alex looking like a rat is fully responsible for the fact i am now the proud owner of a plush jellycat rat named alex 🫠
#i saw him when i was out shopping with people today and i simply couldn’t resist him#tell me he doesn’t give you alex vibes 🥺#like just pop him in an “i don't give a damn” t shirt and some high waisted trousers and who'd know the difference#yes i may have lost it#do i care?#no#i should never ever be allowed in shops with plush animals when i'm hormonal#or at all actually#if anything my susceptibility to buying them has only worsened as i've got older#maybe it's because i grew up way too fast and now late twenties me has decided fuck it#it's time to enjoy the things i didn't get to when i was younger#anyway yeah i couldn't resist sharing him#i am simply enamoured 🥺#now i just need to find a little turtle to keep him company...#lulu posts
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honestly the funniest thing was lee know wasnt even hamming it up for the cameras, like he could have been all Omg cutie kitties soooo cute 🥰 I'm mr cat guy 🥺 but he was laser focused on getting kitten play time in so most of the interview he's in the back with a fairly serious face, eyes trained dead on the kittens- theres no fuckin time for aegyo, it's kitten o'clock brother and lee know has clocked in.
#really funny#also seeing comments being like 🥺 Chan is nice and good with the kittens even tho he has dog 🥺#<<<<<< are you only allowed to like one animal at atime what are you sayin#i know that guy loves all animals i can just tell. hand him a donkey and he'd be like Heehaw
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WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RECOMMENDING MED PPL TO GO INTO RADIOLOGY JUST CUS IF THE MONEY, IM GONNA FUCKING gET YOU
#first i had ai dictacting schedules and now the radiologists just thought there was a AHHGGRHHH#YES. YES U CAN MAKE MONEY GOING INTO RADIOLOGY. BUT DO NO T. JU ST. GO INTO IT. for the MONEY#MEDICINE IS FKING PAIN BCS BUSINESS IS A PAIN & PPL ARE IN PAIN & PPL ARE A PAIN#like it is Very. ppl orientated it's FKING MEDICINE and even if ure a vet or whatever theres obvs usually humans attached fo animals#so like u might not always be dealing with the ppl but ur coworkers who are also being directly accounting#for the ppl SURE AS HELL DO#like yea ppl die all the time but ure telling me u dont gaf when u couldve done something to stop a LIFE#a HUMAN LIFE that was DEPENDING ON U just doing a like tiny action in the grand scheme of ur things#but ends up a major life changer to them even if they dont always have the knowledge to recognize it#and u let them die bcs of the money#i cant fcking STANDDDDDD IT ohmy GAWD.#also like radiology is not all that hunky dory like radiactive is part of the fking name like#UGHHHH LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO BE SCOLDING MY PTS WHY TF AM I SCOLDING MFS FOR MY PTS#anyways yea tho totally just join medicine for the money it's tofally not a massive damage to u n society#but also . fuck society for making ppl feel like they only have this choice or it's starvation bcs thats also so fking real fuc that#but bro at least try not to fuck ppl over once u gain a position just bcs u happened to be in a bad mood today like#medicine is Literally. horror. it's not that 'i watch pimple popping videos haha i can handle it' horror . it's literally.#the horror of treating humans like humans while never allowed to be one urself kind of horror#it's watching a little girl crying and a big bulky father weeping like a small child bcs his wife died#&then u step out the room and a pt throws his poop at u bcs he keeps lying to u abt not having any alcohol &wants to go home but has no ride#wants a million opiods and has been absolutely wailing at ur staff and if he leaves ama it docks u so now u gotta#peruse a bunch of legal documents to try and figure out a loophole on how to get him outta here while also dealing with 60 other pts#on the brink of death or intensely septic and the whole time ure trying to save them u got bitches screaming in ur ear abt the#north carolina fluid shortage like btch fuck that im giving this kid the shit they need to survive fuck off#especially funny bcs theres fluids available but we refuse to buy them bcs theyre for a higher price than our og supplier like ok#anyways#love my life
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dark is about to be smooshed and smeeshed so lovingly and I am going to affection rthem all
#animator vs animation#animator vs minecraft#ava dark lord#ava chosen one#avm royal blue#avm navy#avm#avm mango#avm king orange#avm king mango#Ask Redemption Squad#Redemption Squad#Dark’s Happy cause someone likes him#Chosen thought their gonna harm Dark#Chosen doesn’t like to be affectionate#Only to a few Chosen allows#Something tells me I accidentally making simps
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god i fucking hate my dad
#he came home today from a bike trip he went on and he's been arguing with me about honeybee the whole fucking day#he keeps saying just let her out let her run around! every time i put her in her pen to nap#and he refuses to stop her from biting him#and he got mad at her for playing with his socks when she'd just been playing with mine and he threw them on the floor of the living room#which first of all stop being such a fucking slob#and second of all what the fuck did you expect to happen? it's a soft new toy on the floor where she spends most of her time. where all her#toys are. very similar to the two soft items she's allowed to play with (my socks)#she's fucking 3 months old she doesn't understand the difference between my socks and his socks#and i keep telling him i know what im doing i was doing all the research while he went to buttfuck nowhere on his midlife crisis motorcycle#but he just wont fucking listen to me#and hes like oh youre at that age where you think youre right about everything and are so stubborn like fuck you actually#first of all im stubborn about this because its a living breathing puppy and his actions will affect her behaviour as an adult#and bc i know what im fucking doing. ive been an animal person my entire life. i did all the research. i did this exact same thing with#parrots for five years.#and hes like you cant just put her in her pen every time shes being a dog like no i fucking dont. i only put her in her pen when it's time#for a nap and she's getting overtired. you can't just let her run around until she collapses bc for one she never fucking will#second that's only going to make her energy threshold higher and then she'll be absolutely impossible to handle#and i told him that and that i read that on like every professional dog training source i read#and he said that might be true or might not be#like it fucking is bitch omfg#and then he tried to one up me like um i actually raised you guys for a long time i know what im doing#like a child is not a fucking dog. also my mom raised us lets be fucking serious. and look how well adjusted i turned out#and he told me to relax and calm down like i wasnt even arguing with him but i sure as hell will now#like dont tell me to fucking relax. when has telling anyone to relax ever made anything better. especially a teenager. especially a (for#simplicity's sake) woman.#and i told him dont tell me to relax and he got all pissy and stormed off#like literally fuck you#im my fathers daughter. im just as stubborn as he is.#rambles
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I got to see glass animals for the third time (outside under the full moon 🫶) and Dave had a pineapple but said “I’m legally not allowed to throw these anymore” — a direct reference to when he almost hit my ex in the head with a pineapple at 9:30 club several years ago
#ok obvs not but I was trying to tell Nick and mads about him throwing pineapples at the crowd#and they were like. that can’t be allowed#Dave we’ve come so far together#personal#glass animals#Dave bayley
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conflicting desires for lyke and duvall in sangfielle season 2:
-duvall low-key resenting lyke over the chine thing
-lyke high-key resenting duvall over the oratorio thing and EXPECTING duvall to resent him over chine but instead it's the same one-sided tension that they had on the jade moon
i want them to be involuntary friends. I want it to look like a huge 8ft tall straight* guy calling his obviously gay best friend a wretched bitch and everyone is a little uncomfortable about it except for duvall, who may or may not be behind lyke's bizarrely bad luck when it comes to flies landing in his drinks.
(*i don't think lyke is straight but i do think he's the type of bisexual man that people assume is straight)
#broken record voice#i don't often have trans headcanons actually but sangfielle is an exception...#to me the blackwick group is T4TvsT4TvsT+ marn#lyke is joyfully trans - he's 8 ft tall because he went overboard with the transition magic#pickman and duvall are both stealth because they grew up in oppressive societies#pickman is deeply uncomfortable how vulnerable it makes her feel - she doesn't exactly hide it but will kill u for mentioning it#duvall does hide it but only because he's been hate crimed#until sapodilla - after which he receives the most idealized form of instant-srs from the bugs that his gender euphoria sky rockets#and he doesn't tell anyone exactly but everyone in the blackwick group clocks him on the change#pickman hates it and thinks he doesn't deserve such an easy out#lyke wouldprobably be happy for him if he wasn't pissed over the oratorio#es is the most well adjusted and is privately very happy for him but polite enough not to mention it#chine is trans but in the “this animal does not experience human gender and it's inappropriate to even try to make sense of it” way#chine is also the only one who has seen duvall in every stage of transition and has been enthusiastically supportive the whole time#marn is cis but if any of them hadn't already transitioned then she'd be trying to treat it like a curse to be cured.#i think pickman has had the most traditional medical transition because she distrusts magic - until she meets marn who absolutely#already has a recipe for an hrt-charm and gives one to her#duvall did some sort of terrible black-market medical transition in aldomina - the kind where he had to lie to ten thousand therapists#to convince them that he was actually a straight man and so he should be allowed to transition because a straight trans guy is safer#to society than a lesbian?? that type of horrorshow. meanwhile he's exclusively mlm (or as exclusive as he can be while fucking chine)#which pickman would have respected because to be trans is to suffer for it but nooo instead she didn't even know he was trans until the bug#transition#es is just chill. duvall eventually got a magical bug transition? well es is the magical bug for syntyche#sorry this went way off topic#i am avoiding going to work can you tell? woops#this was all to basically say that i think it'd be funny if#before the bug transition duvall low-key resented lyke for having been able to access magic transition. some guys have all the luck
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Driving to work and I witnessed the car in front of me just randomly decide to run the red light we were stopped at. I was like damn that’s crazy. Then I watched them turn into my works parking lot. Then the light turned green and I pulled in just in time to see one of my favorite attorneys getting out of the car and power walking off. I really hate attorneys every bad stereotype is true they’re menaces sksbsjsjdb
#one time I was in the car with a different attorney and I was giving him directions and I was like#‘hey I don’t think you’re allowed to turn left up here’#and without hesitation he just goes ‘I disagree’ and turns left#animals. all of them.#anyway I can’t wait to tell her I saw her run a red light I just know she was running late for a depo or something but I must roast her#for her own safety#personal
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I'm enjoying btas so much bc the villains usually only have 2-3 henchmen employed- and that's enough. Bc no matter how talented or skilled Batman is, a huge guy coming at you with a weapon is always gonna be dangerous. Batman is a human which means he can lose.
#my dc posting#batman#btas#batman the animated series#sorry for doing nothing but singing this show's praises all night long. it's just so perfect#the movement the plot the fights it actually makes me feel impressed by what batman does#cus if u establish that he can just no-prob solo 10 dudes im not gonna be like Wow! when he wins a fight#but if u allow him to lose and get trapped and gassed and captured and injured even when it's ''only'' a couple thugs#he feels actually real and human and so when he wins i actually cheer for him!!#like idk when you tell me batman's a non-powered superhero and then show him doing superhuman feats i don't go ''wow such an impressive hum#n!'' i go ''okay sure''#jjust. wuaghj. this show so good#it doesnt matter how fucking skilled or experienced you are! a person aiming a gun at you will ALWAYS be dangerous and potentially lethal!!
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burst into tears while petting the 2 remaining cats. i am having a normal one tonight gang
#mom constantly talks about wanting to put one of them down for being 'super sick and about to pass any day now'#(freddie just has anxiety and lets be real here he's probably traumatized from living his whole life in this house with these people)#and dad never really liked cats my whole life#sara at least wanders around the house so she's probably getting pet at least sometimes#does anybody else know how much freddie loves getting his ears rubbed?#does anybody else go down to his hiding places to pet him and tell him he's pretty?#if i weren't so fucking allergic to animals and if my landlord allowed it i'd take them both with me in a heartbeat#my zyrtec is Barely keeping up as it is and i'm only here for 1 night#part of me wants to stay longer to give the animals more kisses but idk if that would be good for any of us (especially me)
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rewatched the serpent's pass last night to take notes for my fic, and all night right up until waking up, i just. couldn't get over how unsatisfying the sukka reunion was. even with my silly shipper goggles on, i'm just like. it didn't sell me, and I don't know how much of that is me being in all likelihood demiromantic, and how much of that was just genuinely lackluster writing :T
like, right before their near kiss, her whole “I lost someone I cared about. He didn’t die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart, and brave, and funny.” just...........Doesn't do it for me. it's so tonally different from what sokka had just said, and also like!!!!! you knew him for like A DAY!!!!!! you did not have NEARLY enough time to care about him like that please be real dlkjfhdkj
#i mean in a lot of ways i'm laughing bc i saw soooo many variations of complaints all boiling down to#''they made natla!suki nothing but boy crazy!!'' and i'm just like...#do what i did and watch the warriors of kyoshi back to back with the serpent's pass and tell me shes ANY better in the original lmfaO#i DO think the writers of the original tended to only remember she's the /leader/ of the kyoshi warriors when it was convenient#IDK really i'm just wrestling with asking myself ''how much liberty am i /really/ going to take with this suki deep dive''#how much am i allowed to change bc this original ep probably came out in like. 2007 and here i am in 2024--#i just want it to be more satisfying#i ALSO want moments between her and other characters since most of her interactions were limited to sokka#BUT ALSO ALSO.#to me suki is very much a ''once she has made her mind up about something nothing will get in her way''& she def made her mind up about him#and i DO think that huge smile of his once he finally recognized her out of uniform absolutely melted her heart in the moment#a sort of ''oh nobody has EVER been that happy to see ME''#ALSO x3: did love seeing her with that main character animation budget - but also loved how many shots shoved her in the very back#like yeah i'm sure relatively speaking in her kyoshi gear she was expensive to animate lol#talking tag
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I saw that post about Todoroki family angst and finally caved to indirect peer pressure, damn you. I'm now two episodes into MHA and 1) Deku is so adorable nothing bad is allowed to happen to him ever, and 2) All Might being so violently American-coded made me choke on my coffee.
CRYING I DID NOT GET SOMEONE TO WATCH MHA THIS CANT BE REAL
#AIAIA I CAN ALLOW BC SHE DESERVES TO SUFFER#BUT AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER? ANON IM SO SORRY BUT ALSO TELL ME EVERYTHING#midoriya is unironically one of the best protags in anime imo I love him dearly#ask#mha
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Oxide seems interesting! There's not much in his(?) tag but I wanted to ask if you had any backstory or details posted about him. Or any you'd like to share :)
OH MY GOD...i have a very extensive backstory for oxide because ive been developing him for over 3 years now. ive never been asked about him outright im so happy you enjoy this creature. for you i will include discord screenshots under the cut (let me know if you need an ID)
also sorry if its unreadable. the fourth part in the dissertation is basically surrounding lore in the comic hes in that would take WAYYYY too long to explain. but THIS should be self explanatory mostly
also the character onion if that means anything
#asks#im so happy you want to know about him but its so funny that you learned about him initially from the AM dialogue anime base edit post.#thank you to my friend ollie for allowing me to tell him all my current info about oxide over discord so i could have cohesive info on hand#OCs
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