#godDAMMIT CAIT

[eorzean-capitalist]

Tossing Psychosis Under the Bus.

I've been following this for a bit now, but Cait's last apology/response made my jaw drop.

A break with reality does not bring about the creation of multiple sock puppet accounts.

A break with reality doesn't target BIPOC authors deliberately.

A break with reality doesn't have some of those sock puppets named with racist stereotypes.

A real apology wouldn't toss psychosis and alcoholism under the bus but take actual responsibility for what really appears to just be racism sprinkled with immaturity and insecurity.

Signed,

A schizophrenic who is so done with this shit.

PS: Every time these people make claims of a break with reality, it damages actual psychosis sufferers everywhere. You aren't racist and immature because you have a mental illness. You're racist and immature with or without mental illness.

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

@caitmayart WAIT WHAT-

losing my mind trying to figure out what the different colored backgrounds mean for the fhjy characters. Absolutely cannot find a common thread so far. It's not villains/non-villains bc gorthalax and ruben are both red?? maybe the more major characters are certain colours? maybe it means absolutely nothing at all and I'm steadily going insane over nothing??

^ me rn

[renthony]

Goddammit I have things to say about Arcane again. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I have never been this obsessed with a show that pissed me off so much. Fucking hell.

Longish critical post under the cut.

Husband and I are re-watching Arcane from the beginning, specifically so we can do some critical analysis and frame-by-framing. This watch, I'm really fixated on the way Vi is reintroduced after being in prison, because it does not make any goddamn sense.

If Stillwater is primarily full of Zaunites working for Silco, and Vi is constantly fighting with them, but she's also constantly being tortured by the enforcers...who the fuck is watching her back? How is she alive? Yes, she has a solitary cell, but we see her let out into the common areas. If she has that many enemies in Stillwater, how has she survived this long? The answer seems to be "plot armor," and that's...not a good answer.

If she has literally zero allies in prison, and she is hated by both the inmates and the guards, she'd be dead. Even if we're supposed to assume Marcus gave the order to the other enforcers to keep her alive, we know for a fact that the enforcers are still abusing her, so they clearly don't actually give a shit, nor do they stop the other inmates from fighting with her.

Like, I don't care how much of a badass she is, she has to sleep sometimes. She has to eat sometimes. She has to take a piss sometimes. She is clearly in fighting-fit shape, she is clearly healthy enough to immediately start parkouring all over Zaun after release, so who's letting her have access to workout equipment? You don't get or stay that jacked just by punching a wall. How's she getting enough calories? You don't get the good food if everyone in the prison hates you. For all that she makes a joke to Caitlyn about prison food tasting awful, she is clearly not malnourished.

And who the fuck did her tattoos????? They're extensive and fairly high-quality. If someone else did them, who was she on good enough terms with? If she did it herself, who liked her enough to smuggle, sell, or share supplies with her?

It really wouldn't bug me as much if it weren't for the fact that the narrative seems to want me to see her as a forgotten loner who has nobody in her corner until Caitlyn. Fundamentally, that cannot be true, or Vi would have been murdered and dumped in the water long before Cait showed up.

Also, if Silco has that many people in Stillwater, how does he not have his fingers in the prison smuggling operation that clearly exists? I don't buy it. If he owns Marcus' ass that hard, and he's already involved in smuggling, he'd have spies and smugglers in Stillwater, too. I do not believe that Silco has the power and the confidence to casually threaten Marcus by showing up in the man's personal home, but not enough power and confidence to get spies into a prison that's already full of his own allies/underlings.

There are definitely possible answers to some of these questions, and I certainly have my own headcanons, but it really doesn't feel like the writers' room spent a lot of time thinking about the actual social issues and politics that they invoked for aesthetic.

Usually this is where I'd say, "I wonder what the S&P notes looked like, and I wonder how many episodes they got screwed out of, because so much of this could have been fixed with a little more runtime." Sadly, based on the shit that keeps coming out of Christian Linke's mouth, I don't think we can blame the corporate office for this one. If Christian Linke is telling the truth and the show got all the episodes they wanted, my ever-present "TV writers keep getting screwed, so I have to analyze the finished product with the knowledge that the creators likely got fucked over" goodwill completely vanishes.

The problem really seems to be that the show was written by centrists with a fundamentally flawed understanding of class struggle, drug use, the drug trade, and the prison-industrial complex. It's not surprising, but it does disappoint me.

And while I'm thinking about it, why is Shimmer somehow both drinkable and injectable in seemingly the same form???? Drugs can absolutely come in different forms, but we see people drink the exact same type of shimmer that other people inject. You don't drink injectable drugs. Fuck's sake, this is Skooma levels of "the writers just threw every scary-sounding drug in a blender to make Scary Super Drugs without knowing anything about how real-world drugs work."

Also, if the Firelights' big thing is that they hate Silco Because Of Drugs, I really wanna know how the hell Ekko found that many straight-edge anarchists willing to build a secret compound together. Are they against all drugs, or just shimmer? Where's their line?

[wuekka]

If there's a fanfic of Jayce and Cait being chaotic siblings where Cait is going "goddammit Jayce, get you're in love with your partner already" inside her head, I need to know its name.

[augustameretrix]

you know what i kinda do like the "i'm the dirt under your fingernails" image on its own and had it been deployed in an overall clearer and cohesive script for caitvi in s2 i would have absolutely loved it

some dont like it because it implies vi is a mere stain on caits person, evoking her own experience in regards to the dehumanization zaunites are systemically subject to in order to prop up top siders. on the other hand ive seen other people who, like me, like the line say: "oh its not that. what it means is that not only is vi going to be there whenever cait will do the good but hard work ("blisters and bedrock") but that by always being there shes putting an onus on cait to show up and actually do it". and while i dont disagree with literally any of that, i also dont think that cancels out the first, more literal interpretation of the line, but i kinda like that?

because as sad as it is, vi has made service and self-deprecation her lifestyle - her circumstances may have beaten it into her, but she has fully accepted it and embodied it. moreover shes shown to be perfectly aware of the deep-seated power imbalances between piltover and zaun as well as how that affects her relationship to cait (s1 act 1 and s1 act 3; s2 act 1 respectively - how id LOVED to see a proper argument between them in s2 act 2 or 3 goddammit): since nothing on that front has been dealt with because of the convenient noxus invasion/glorious evolution double whammy which once again resulted in zaunites being used as cannon fodder in exchange for one (1) lousy seat at the city council vi has no reason to pretend like things aren't the way they've always been. the disparity - both in the city and in her and caits entaglement - is still there, and vi is saying "the inequality it's there and it's fine that it is there for now because you are going to fix it with me" (implying vi will never let cait pull the kind of shit she pulled in s2 act 2 again i wish they'd spelled... something! out).

so it is kinda both the meanings at the same time there: cait has a moral and political duty to get her hands dirty and the dirt is vi because as a child of zaun she is what cait works on and for. moreover vi is caits reminder of what she shoots for, her other, better eye if you will. cait does what she does because she freely chooses to do it, and she has the power and resources to put to good use. vi's sense of duty on the other hand comes from her and her family's lived experience, and long before meeting cait (s1 act 1) she had decided to be the good use. now she gets to be it with cait, and it is absolutely grueling work. they both know it, that's why cait asks vi if she's still in it, and after a moment's consideration vi can't help but smile, and there's a bit of bitterness and a bit of almost content resignation in it. so cait, who came in looking for reassurance, now makes room for vi to snuggle under her chin: reassurance she got, but in that subsequent close-up, among all the things she could be possibly thinking, there might be - finally - the realization of what all of it has cost vi.

again i wished the caivi and class inequality storylines had been handled more and more carefully in s2, but even when it's not at its best there's lot to say about arcane...

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Live Arcane Reaction; Act 3:

Ep 7: Thank god the killmonger cut only exist in the hell dimension- don’t let them give you a fuck ass cut Ekko.

Powder my princess- IS THAT VANDER’S FINE ASS

OH MY GOD MILO CLAGGOR!!!

Jayce my princess I never doubted you. I knew the Hexcore fucked you up girl🫶🏾

Goddammit every frame in this show is a painting

VI MY POOKIE BEAR WHY

There is something so heartbreaking about the Bridge of Progress being used as an actual progression between the two cities. An olive branch. What could have been.

Jayce istg they do not want you to be happy-

BRO HE JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH SOME MAGIC-

“Viktor is the mage” theory you might just have merit

Arcane artists I will see you in HELL for that Viktor/Jayce parallel of them literally building themselves up, morphing their damaged bodies to move forward.

Ekko and Jinx girls enjoy your SCRAPS-

WHAT WE COULD OF BEEN GODDAMMIT! FUCK!!!!!

Actual fucking tears in my eyes- FUCK THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SO CUTE- also the hard cut to Jayce and the Hexcore glitching like TV glitches as the universe breaks down.

MY BOY JUST WANYES TO PLAY IN SOME MAGIC!

Thank god he didn’t die in that universe too I would have crashed out Powder deserves to be- SHE KEPT THE CRYSTAL!?

Ep 8: oh thank god my Pookies is alive- IS ANYTHING SACRED- why the fit kinda eat tho….

I need everyone to understand I was SO happy about Mel being alive that I barely understood anything those mages said. I was just happy my babygirl is alive. GOD THAT MAKES THE FLOWER IMAGERY IN THE OPENING MUCH BETTER.

I just remembered Isha is dead... FUCK HIEMERDINGER DIED TOO 😭

Nooo Vander- NO VIKTOR- nice to know I am not immune to indoctrination.

Huck cannot catch a break omfg

LORIS MY BELOVED 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

Hi traitor- omg Cait cute hairstyle

The divorce is not going well for these two.

Jayce and Mel have not seen each other for god knows how long- DONT FUCKING YELL AT HER JUST CAUSE YOUR SITUATIONSHIP WENT SOUTH!

The throuple is back together and it’s TOXICCCC

I would just like to point out that when Viktor said this all started with Jayce, the parallels between Jayce and Ekko is still going. Like I could on for pages about these two at this point.

Fuck they made this Yaoi TOXIC-

FUCK THEY MADE THIS MAGIC TOXIC- is it wrong still stand by Viktor. Like I know he’s wrong but he’s so fine. Jayce and Viktor’s parallels, Jayce and Ekko- lord.

FUCKING FINALLY THE SISTERS ARE- well shit

Jayce and Mel, I never doubted this ship. I never doubted this relationship. I thought they were good for each, the rest of the world is just full of haters.

Sevika thank god they dumb bitches get on my nerves, I need someone with a functioning brain cell to lead us to salvation.

I’m gonna be on my fucking deathbed talking about the Zaunites joining Piltover to fight a battle they done have to, to save their homes- to make Progress.

Vi, it’s okay- OH MY GOD

Istg this show cannot- I’m- Ambessa my love I’m still reeling from the gays, give me a moment. VANDER MY LOVE NOOO! SINGED I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!

Oh fuck- we’re in it now

Ep 9:

EKKO THANK GOD- most stressful 3 mins of my life.

Honestly I don’t trust these dumb bitches at all. Jayce and Vi are like 2 for 2 on losing fights. Ekko save us Ekko. I had hope on Sevika but her leaving is so real. She has been let down by these people so many times- GERT NOOOOO

LORIS NOOOOOO

Thank god fish guy made it

Ambessa rises from the ashes like a demon- I KNEW IT I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS A TRAITOR!

GOD IS A WOMAN AND HER NAME IS MEL MEDARDA!!!

YEA JINX! SEVIKA IM SORRY I DOUBTED YOU QUEEN NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR!

There is something so special to me about piano boy being the one to make the shot. Like the smallest thing can make a difference, anyone can rise to the occasion.

Of course Ambessa is one step ahead

I have issues, I still think Viktor is so hot rn.

I know my girls are getting their asses beat rn but let’s appreciate they let the girls get down and dirty in a fight. No pretty fighting- my bitches scrap-

Bow your heads. We lost THE bad bitch today.

Omfg there’s still like 20 mins left

I should have known this plan was gonna go to shit the minute Jayce and Vi sat next to each other.

Praying for the salvation for my girl, Sevika I promised not to- FUCK

Ekko please save these idiots- SAVE US EKKO.

Jayce understanding that he was the soldier in the ash like yeah dummy- DID IT CLICK YET- Please let Viktor be the mage, I will not let this theory die.

Fuck I wanna side against Viktor but he looks gorgeous in the Arcane.

Oop Jayvik nation rise.

EKKO THANK GOD THATS MY BOY SAVIOR

HE WAS THE MAGE THE WHOLE TIME-

I’m actually in tears this isn’t a bit, like I’m actually crying

Viktor I never doubted you, I never forsaken you, I never hated you, I never turned against you, I never thought less of you. He could have actually succeeded and I would have stood by him.

Oh damn Jayvik nation rise for real, I was just joking the first time-

JINX I NEVER DOUBT- FUCK

This show is so beautiful, every scene a painting. Mel in all noxian gear while still wearing her purple eyeshadow, a mix of her roots but also the promise to move forwards and look ahead.

Yall im so fucking stressed and there’s only 3 minutes left.

No one talk to me for the next few days- I’m going through some shit okay-

[unknown-cold]

Yeah I agree with you about Cait's redemption.

And her father Tobias, I will be so sad if he died. Like goddammit, Caitlyn will lose her parents too

Mad Caitlyn looks so scary DAMN!!

It seems that Cait will have other terrible things happen to her, which will make her reach this level of anger.

[thepiecesofcait]

Me? Pick a consistent art style? It’s less likely than you think.

[returnn-of-the-mac]

Companions + any others

Falls for a deez nuts joke

Thats it.

I literally felt like I was transported back in time to the sixth grade while writing this one lmao. Enjoy ✌️🥴

FO4 Companions React: Deez Nuts

Sole: Hey Preston?

Preston: Yeah?

Sole: Do you like pudding?

Preston: I do! Why?

Sole: Cuz you’re gonna love pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Preston: General! We have more important things to do right now!

…

Sole: You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together!

Piper: Ooo! You know I love this kinda tea! Who??

Sole: Deez nuts!

Piper: [annoyed] Blue!

…

Sole: What kinda music do you like?

Danse: Uh…? Country?

Sole: Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Danse: Yeah they’re alright. Why?

Sole: Imagine Dragon deez nuts over your face.

Danse: [flustered] Wh—goddammit why are you so immature!?

…

Sole: Hey man? You leaving?

MacCready: No, wh-?

Sole: Leavin deez nuts in your mouth!?

MacCready: Nah, that’s Phillip.

Sole: Phillip who?

MacCready: Phillip you with deez nuts!

…

Sole: Hey Codsworth? Do you like CDs or tapes?

Codsworth: So help me if you say—

Sole: SEE DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!

Codsworth:

Codsworth:

Codsworth: I am leaving.

…

Sole: Are you hungry?

Strong: Strong always hungry.

Sole: You can have some of deez nuts!

Strong: Little nuts no big enough for Strong.

…

Sole: Bad news! I have SDN!

Curie: Are you alright? I’ve never ‘eard of zuch a zing! What ees eet?

Sole: Suck Deez Nuts!

Curie: What an interesting name vor an illness.

…

Sole: Do you wanna get a pizza?

X6-88: I do not know what this pizza—

Sole: Pizza deez nuts!!

X6-88:

Sole:

X6-88: Are you done?

…

Sole: You need to shut up before you end up like Ken.

Hancock: Who’s Ken?

Sole: Ken deez nuts fit in your mouth!?

Hancock: [laughing] I dunno, wanna try?

…

Sole: You hear about what happened in Norway?

Longfellow: Kid, I don’t even know what’s going on in—

Sole: NORWAY DEEZ NUTS CAN FIT IN YOUR MOUTH.

Longfellow: Damn, walked right into that one.

…

Sole: I think your next disguise should be a goblin.

Deacon: A goblin!? Why?

Sole: Goblin deez nuts!

Deacon: I was thinkin Sokka.

Sole: From Airbender?

Deacon: From Sokka on deez nuts!

…

Sole: [sniffing] Do…do you smell that?

Nick: Smell what?

Sole: Smell deez nuts!

Nick: [irritated] Wow. Cute.

…

Sole: Hey, do you like Wendys?

Cait: Yeh. What kinda stupid question is that?

Sole: Because you’re gonna love it when deez nuts hit you in the face!

Cait: [nodding in agreement] Yer damn right I will.

…

Sole: Have you ever been to Chewon?

Gage: No. The fuck’s Chewon?

Sole: CHEWON DEEZ NUTS!!

Gage: [pointing at Sole] OOOOOH!

Sole: [pointing at Gage] OHHHHH!

Gage: HUH HUH! GOTTEM!

[exitiumparit]

cait: hey so me: sigh cait: there’s this oc i write me: SIGH cait: that has this husband me: !!!!!!!!!!!!! cait: and they’re super gay for each other me: STOP NOW cait: and i don’t have a lot of voice for the husband so like ? me: GOD cait: if you wanted to write him? me: yeah so his fc is sendhil ramamurthy and he’s bisexual and a lawyer and his favorite color is navy and i hate you

[andorerso]

Andor episode 6 thoughts:

"so you think it's hopeless, do you?" A SETUP REBELLIONS ARE BUILT ON HOPE?

"you'll sleep when it's done" hopefully not forever (well that didn't age well 😭)

lmao I hope these imps are killed during the heist fuck them

not Skeen stirring shit right before the heist... time and place buddy

the tension is IMPECCABLE my heart is pounding for real

CINTAAAAAA!! WHAT A QUEEN

STOP WHEN VEL TOUCHED CINTA'S HAND I JUST ABOUT DIED 😭 they’re girlfriends it’s canon!!

I’m worried about them saying goodbye like that, it feels final 😔

THE EYE IS REALLY SO GORGEOUS OMG (but missed opportunity to mention stardust, Cait I told you I’d hold you responsible for putting this in my head)

NEMIK SAVED CASSIAN

noooo Nemik 😭 I didn't expect him to get injured like that

but also how were they going to escape if Nemik was killed?? this plan had so many holes in it lmao

Cassian didn't even hesitate, he was so ready to go to the doctor to save Nemik

goddammit I knew Skeen wasn't trustworthy but after his story with his brother, I thought maybe I was wrong.... they fooled me

also I think Cassian really related to him losing his brother so admitting he didn’t have one... yeah I think that’s when you lost him buddy

Cassian's signature move is really just pulling out a blaster and shooting without hesitation... and I love that for him

the fact that he said last episode it's only about the money but if that was the case, he could have left with Skeen... okay Cassian sure

also Skeen only needed him because he can't fly... imo he would have easily killed Cassian and took all of the money otherwise so yeah, fuck the dude

noooo Nemik 😭😭 the way I thought he’d survive and be paralyzed, I’m Bobo the fool

Cassian giving up the kyber physically hurt me but I still have hope it's gonna end up back with him by the end

how much do you want to bet rebellions are built on hope is in Nemik's manifesto 😭

so they're all dead besides Vel and Cinta.... pretty much what I expected 🙃

[adarlingmess]

Hello, late night ramble about my Fallout OCs. I haven't touched them in years and because of the drought of BG3 content that I am experiencing I turned to one of my oldest fandoms

I'm not sure if ya'll remember them, but here's Percy/Persephone Zhou (Fallout 3), Maria/Ranger Raven/Maria Elisa Ortega y Romero (Fallout NV), and Kitty/Katerina Robinson nee Volkov (Fallout 4)

MBTI/cognitive functions is one of my hyperfixations at the moment so I got them all tested and goddammit, they're all Ni doms too. Am I really that uncreative with my characters or is it just a case of writing/roleplaying what you know? Lmfao

Anyway, some points of interest, patterns and overlaps among the three. The info about canon characters here are based off of PDB's typing of the characters:

They all have high sneak, but that might just be a reflection of my preferred playstyle. Justified due to Percy using stealth to compensate for her physical weakness, Maria being an ex-Ranger, and Kitty relying on guile to navigate the new world she woke up to.

Their starting SPECIAL tend to have high INT, high CHA, low END, and low STR.

Percy and Maria both have medical training, due to Percy being trained as a doctor by her dad, and Maria being an ex-ranger needs to look after herself in the field.

Maria and Kitty are both well-versed with their respective constitutions' law, due to Maria's time as a Ranger, and due to Kitty being a lawyer.

All have creative hobbies that they're average at, but has helped them in some way: Percy knits and sews (helps with keeping her hands steady during operations), Maria sings (after quitting the Rangers, she found work as a singer in The Tops, where she first met Benny), and Kitty dances (really helped with her agility).

Percy and Kitty are both looking for family members thanks to 3 and 4's respective plots. Maria is running away from hers.

All have family issues. Percy loves her dad but she feels some pressure to walk in his footsteps, unsure of what she wants for herself. Maria is estranged from her family due to her decision to quit the Rangers and denounce the NCR after realizing their tribe's assimilation is a reflection of the NCR's unfettered expansionism. Kitty had a tumultuous relationship with her husband Nate, which they managed to stabilize by the time she got pregnant with Shaun, only for everything to go downhill due to the Great War of 2077.

All are traumatized by religion, one way or another. Percy develops a savior complex thanks to James raising her on the Bible and his own tendencies. (Overworked NiFe) Maria's religion is a syncretization of Catholicism and her tribe's (descendants of Filipino and Mexican agricultural workers in California) indigenous practices, and she ended up embracing the devil inside her instead of bowing her head to the conservative values of her community. (Child Fi being stubborn) Kitty used to be in the Russian Orthodox Church before the Great War, and, well, the bombs dropping gave her a crisis of faith, and she questions why God would allow such destruction to occur is he was truly omnipotent. (NiFi loop)

All have experienced intense Se grips in their moments of weakness and stress. This made them turn to vices. Percy's vice is she drank, and like her dad, she has a taste for scotch. Maria's vice is sex/pleasure/sensation-seeking, and she slept around with people like goddamn Vulpes and Benny too (wtf girl). Kitty's vice is drugs, thanks to Hancock and Cait's influence.

Some relationship dynamics:

Percy shares the same type with her dad, James (INFJ)

Maria shares the same type as Mr. House (which she briefly considered working for, but she ended up taking over The Strip herself) (INTJ)

Kitty shares the same type as her son, Shaun (INTJ).

Percy's frequent companions are all sensors; Charon (ISTP), Butch is (ESTP), and Dogmeat (ESFP). Which is amusing in a way- they're all on the NiSe axis. Percy can see the ways how things might play out thanks to her lead Ni, but she's reliant on the other three to save her ass in a physical fight thanks to her inferior Se. She's the glue of the group with her high Fe too.

Maria's frequent companions are ISTPs and INxPs; Boone (ISTP), Raul (ISTP), Arcade (INTP), and ED-E (INFP). Boone and Raul are like the James Bond to Maria's MI-6, she comes up with the strategy, and those two execute. Arcade is someone she can discuss intellectual pursuits with. ED-E has a soft spot in her heart.

Kitty's frequent companions are ENTPs (Hancock and Deacon). Just... imagine the banter. And the chaos. And the energy.

Percy's main love interests are xSTPs (Charon, ISTP, and Butch, ESTP)

Maria's love interests are an ISTP (Boone), an ENFP (Veronica) and an ENTP (Benny). Her brief/one-sided love interests are two ISTJs (Vulpes Inculta and Joshua Graham), an ISFP (Follows-Chalk), and an ENTJ (Dean Domino).

Kitty's main love interests are ENTPs (Nate, Hancock).

Percy and Maria both have ISTP love interests (Charon for Percy, Boone for Maria)

Maria and Kitty both have ENTP love interests (Benny for Maria, and Hancock and Nate for Kitty)

I really gotta draw all of them soon after I'm done with comms, I missed my girls.

[anotherisodope]

My Fallout Weed Rotation

Hancock, Deacon, Cait, Hancock, Piper, Wiseman, Hancock, Isabel Cruz, Hancock, Charon, Arcade, Hancock, the King, Han--GODDAMMIT HANCOCK STOP MOVING SEATS SO YOU CAN GET EXTRA

[p-redux]

Thanks for posting and huge congrats to Cait and how much her career has taken off. But I won't lie, I was hoping the fan who was there would mention if Tobias was there alone or brought a date. Any scoop from the fan or anyone else? 😘

Anon, my Lord and Master, Tobias Menzies is verra stealthy and keeps his personal life verra private. But I have it on good authority that he has NO problem with the ladies. And I have a first hand testimonial of this from someone I used to know. And this is aside from the fact that, back in the day, he lured Kristin Scott Thomas away from her husband who was a gynecologist AND French. Tobs has got to have mad skills in bed if he could lure an older woman like Kristin away from her French p*ssy expert husband. Every once in awhile I think about that and let my mind wander and wonder...Sigh. Anyhoo...

I mean just LOOK at him. Sexy, smirky, cheeky f*cker.

And he's PACKING this 👇

Just Google Tobias Menzies nak*d and you'll see Toby in all his girthy uncut glory.

I got this in DM, Tobs looking all adorable with a fan yesterday.

If that had been me, I would have gone up to him, dropped to my knees and said: "Call me your wanton little slut, Sir."

Him: "What?"

Me: "Say it."

Him: "Security!"

Goddammit, I hate it when I wake up from a dream like that!

Thanks for stopping by, Anon! 😊

[immoralraigan]

Also slams in here with just Final Fantasy in general

*cries*

goddammit I miss some of my FF muses...

I mean, I already (technically(still)) have Alleyway Jack. I just haven't logged into his account in eons. I also have Raphael, who is an FF9 muse. Uhhh, and so is Sanguine, who I don't talk about much, but he sure does exist. He sure is... a guy. that exists. and causes problems.

I also have that old black mage and moogle oc duo, Merun & Kure. They're really old, predating even the day I started hyperfixating on Jack. Those two actually tie in with almost all other Final Fantasies tho, coz they're supposed to be AU-flexible.

As for actual canon OCs from FF's that are NOT 9.... uhhh

FF1 - Matoya

FF2 - Minwu

FF3 -younger Xande or Noah, for personal reasons

FF4 - hey did you know that Edward never fucking deserved the emotional abuse he got from Cecil, Rydia, and especially Tellah and everyone else around him? FUCK those guys. Invalidating other peoples' trauma and comparing it to your own is NOT okay, and it is a really good way to earn my immediate and infinite hatred especially if your character arc never fucking addresses that and just rewards you for being a piece of shit. Fuck the majority of the FF4 cast. Edward is a good fucking boy.

...

anyway,

FF5 - probably Mid, but I also loved the anime movie Legend of the Crystals and I am especially partial to Rouge

FF6 - Gogo. Lots of fun potential. I don't really care for the Gogo is Darill theory tho.

FF7 - Cait Sith/Reeve?

FF8 - Kiros, absolutely 100% Kiros. If not, probably a Shumi oc.

...

FF10 - a Guado or Pelupelu oc. If not, probably Bahamut or Yojimbo. Yes, I would rp as Aeons.

aaaand that's all she wrote.

[silverpufferfish]

Well after all the depression we got in Corel, y’know how we can take the edge off?

GRATUITOUS GAMBLING

YEAHHHHH CAIT SITH

Ohhhh

Goddammit, we just can’t go out and have a nice evening as a group, can we

Uhhhhhhhhh

...Bbbbbbbarret, can we talk for a sec?

O-oh shit, I swear this isn’t what it looks like

Well golly gee, this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation