#god. she's a menace. i love her so much tho
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The heroic version of "Mother Knows Best" from Disney's Tangled is me singing it to my dog to reassure her during scary storms ("mother's right here, mother will protect you"), to convince her to not run off down the street with reckless abandon because she saw a small animal and slipped out of her collar ("mother knows best, listen to your mother, it's a scary world out there [. . .] skip the drama, stay with mama"), and to convince her to not eat random scraps of garbage at every opportunity.
. . . that last one requires more creativity, admittedly.
"Mother knows best / take it from your mumsy / eating that will make you sick. / Stomach pain and puke / an inflammed pancreas - yes / it'll mess you up quick! / Bits of plastic, tape / tons of toxic acorns / and some odd slimy . . . bone? / None of these are food / you're weird to wanna eat them / I'm just sayin' 'cause I wuv you . . ."
#she has only slipped off after a rabbit abt 3 times in her 9 years#but that is too many times for my stress levels#also she really does love eating acorns#even tho they are toxic to dogs and give her THE STINKIEST farts known to mankind#and she has a chronic condition where her body can't process fats so she's on prescription kibble#bc normal kibble gives her pancreatitis and so do normal treats etc#but does she care? no. she shovels toxic acorns into her muzzle at lightspeed#also the slimy bone thing is a true story#i have a fenced yard yet she came in one day with it#bit the shit out of me as i wrestled it away from her#i have no idea what it was but it was nasty af and she wanted it soooo bad#god. she's a menace. i love her so much tho
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i found a good boy, and he's on my side | lando norris smau
lando norris x reader | a little bit of best friend!oscar
summary: when y/n's ex writes a messy song about her, fans push for lando to break up with her (he doesn't even consider it)
fc: sabrina carpenter
kind of a part 2 to what a coincidence, but you don't have to read part 1 for this to make sense
warnings: non-existent angst, lando very much in love with y/n, very brief mention of cheating (not lando), maybe some typos
note: y/e = your ex
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Finally sharing my truth
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user1 WE LOVE YOU Y/E
user2 ready for the tea đż
ynfan2 PLEASE LEAVE Y/N ALONE I BEG WE'RE OVER YOU
ynfan1 "sharing my truth" OHHHH BROTHER
user3 the y/n fans getting nervous
ynfan2 not nervous, sick of his lies
user2 perhaps y/n isn't as perfect as you think
user4 anyone else just here for the music
user5 @ yourusername YOU ARE SO OVER
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ynfan2 UNBOTHERED QUEEN
user2 is she just pretending her ex didn't drop a shady song about her
user6 lando still in the likes ... this is so sad
yourbff your reminder to not wear the red top this weekend
yourusername you've seen my outfits already TRUST there's no red in sight
landonorris that's my girl
ynfan1 MOTHER IS GOING TO SILVERSTONE
user4 how has lando not dumped you yet
user5 you really don't deserve lando
user3 HAS LANDO HEARD THE SONG YET? DUMP HER!!!
ynfan3 what's with all the loser hate comments
landonorris my girlfriend is sooooo leng now come give me a kiss
yourusername calm down
yourusername on my way tho
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user1 JEALOUS
yourusername who's the baddie
landonorris that's my girlfriend mate back off
ynfan2 WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
user3 waiting for the dumping...
user4 crazy that they're still together
user8 i think some of y'all are a bit dramatic, the song wasn't even that bad and it's just his perspective
ynfan3 A LANDO FAN WITH A BRAIN
yourbff last pic i want her baddddd
landonorris so you don't want [redacted]'s number anymore?
yourbff WAIT I TAKE IT BACK
ynfan2 QUEEN Y/BFF FINALLY APPROVING OF ONE OF Y/N'S MEN
oscarpiastri you stole my best friend
yourusername we literally have plans next week
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ynfan1 MOTHER IN THE STUDIO!!!!!
ynfan2 the last pic has me crying đđ i just know she's about to be a menace
user2 if she's actually making a response song that's kinda pathetic
user3 right? her fans all say y/e is using her for fame but she's also doing it
yourbff let me hear it first
oscarpiastri i better get the link first
landonorris ignore both of them, i get first dibs
user1 THE DRAMA if she's making a response song lando better get out of there quick before he's her next victim
user4 WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
ynfan3 all these haters camping on y/n's post omg she's so famous
ynfan4 WE LOVE YOU Y/N IGNORE THE LOSERS
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surprise! planned to keep these in the vault, but i guess things change. 'vicious' and 'eternal sunshine' live performances out now on youtube! studio version out friday đ
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yourusername ïżœïżœïżœđ§Ąđ§Ą
ynfan2 OH MY GOD NO WAYYYYYYY
ynfan3 "my turnđ©·" THAT'S MOTHERRRRRRRRR
ynfan1 love lando supporting her through it all that's a good man
ynfan4 SHE SPILLED Y/E IS SO DONE
yourbff i love you so much!!!
yourusername love you!!
user3 these songs are really good ... sorry for hating before
user1 some of y'all switching up in the comments, she could be lying!!
ynfan5 perhaps i misinterpreted the lyrics, but did y/e CHEAT ON HER???
ynfan3 pretty sure đ
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yourbff LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH
ynfan4 THESE HAVE TO BE LYRICS
ynfan3 more lover girl music coming soon LET'S GOOOOOOO
ynfan2 y/n writing her two shady songs about y/e then going back to writing cheesy love songs for lando we love to see it
landonorris how i obsessively adore you đ€
ynfan2 y'all they're quoting future lyrics right in front of our faces i just know it
user3 it's not looking like a break up any time soon
oscarpiastri answer my texts
yourusername sorry been busy đ€
oscarpiastri disgusting
yourusername NOT LIKE THAT.
ynfan5 Y/NLANDO WILL ALWAYS PROSPER
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ynfan2 LMAOOOOOO
yourbff i'll have to break all of your bones if you ever hurt her
landonorris the scary thing is that i actually believe that you would
oscarpiastri hurt her and your life is over
landonorris DAMN DID Y'ALL READ THE CAPTION OR NO
user3 they're kinda growing on me y'all ...
ynfan4 everyone say we love you mom and dad
user4 worst news of my life
user2 i'm gonna be forced to like her this is terrible
yourusername thank god
landonorris if you leave me i think that i just might lose it completely
yourusername don't ever quote my songs at me again
#lando norris#f1#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#formula 1#lando norris x reader#lando norris au#lando x reader#lando norris smau#lando norris fluff#lando norris x you#lando norris x y/n#lando norris imagine#lando x you#lando x y/n#lando norris insta au
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THE TROJANS SOCIAL MEDIA AU HEADCANONS pt. 2
jean moreau & shawn anderson dynamic
jean properly likes having shawn around. although he keeps telling shawn to fuck off. and to leave him alone. and to shut up. he doesn't actually mean it (most of the time).
and shawn knows this too. and whatâs so great about shawn is he knows to set boundaries even though jean has never asked him to do so, but when jean seems even more quiet than he usual is, shawn takes a step back.
shawn notices when they're in a group environment jean is keeping more to himself and staying in the background where he can watch the group instead and shawn lets him without trying to put too much attention towards jean.
ananya deshmukh
ananya is a youtuber. idek why i made this a thing. i just love girls vlogging and blogging and i want her to be an it-girl like.
haoyu liu & travis jordan
look i'm going to be really honest. i forgot they were mentioned in the books for the longest time and then i did some stalking and was like ohh they exist too so i made their accounts on the same day and now they're dating each other in my mind
shane reed
OKAYY SO hear me out shane has not yet be mentioned in the au. but iâm posting this now for his introduction in todayâs upcoming part. i was going through the book and noticed i missed his appearance when starting out the au which is CRAZY because he's mentioned quite a few times when the foxes vs trojans game is happening.
BUT I DECIDED TO ADD HIM AND I HAVE A FEW THINGS IN MIND FOR HIM (i want to give him shawn anderson treatment LMAO) but his character would be connected to kevin and it might be weird to have a canon x canon ship that's build on shit and giggles
but now that i think of it, is that literally not what jerejean used to be anyways??? SO LET ME TALK MY SHIT!!!!!!!!
with the summer olympics socmed au coming and having the foxes and trojans in one place i want to have them flirting with each other
like one day they barely know each other and the next day people are like ...wait?? what's going on here.
and not many of the trojans even know about the sexuality of either one of the guys so they all have to go and be like WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
and i just think i can have a lot of fun with that LMAOO but maybe i'll decide to not even do it we'll see
angela "angie" lewis
angie, god bless her, has to put up with shawn during media training
angie pretends to be so sick and tired of shawn but she actually absolutely adores him
i was talking about them with @amberlouigi and i told them how i think when shawn graduates she will always mention him and be like "you guys be better! you will never believe, but i had to put up with shawn and he said..."
if shawn ever becomes pro he will be an ABSOLUTE menace to society/press/social media @amberlouigi said they think angie would get a call/message from his pro team asking if she wants a job. and angie decides to take it.
shawn will not necessarily stop his behaviour, but he respects and loves angie enough to cut back a bit on his behaviour so he can prove to everyone how well of a job she's doing.
i truly wish i had added angie to the socmed au before and added more of their dynamic together :((
bonus: kevin day
KEVIN DAY IS BISEXUAL !!!!!!!!! i think in canon he would have a lot of feelings to deal with and to unpack this but in the au he knows this about himself and he doesn't really care. he keeps it hidden from the press & media tho
#the trojans social media au#headcanon edition#posting this now in preparation for tonightâs part#where weâll meet shane reed for the first time!!!#shawn anderson#jean moreau#haoyu liu#ananya deshmukh#travis jordan#shane reed#angie lewis#angela lewis#kevin day
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ugh god that little beach piece u just wrote for the baby odair was so good and cute but now iâm wondering if finnick has an extremely complex web of who to call if he needs babysittingâŠ.. tier lists upon tier lists that shift depending on the context/whoâs available/what age they areâŠ.
i think peeta and katniss would be upper 1/3 all rounders due to them not being menaces with kids. gale isnât allowed in the same district as the babies tho. prim is too young he would think but def a welcomed cousin(?) if katniss is chosen for auntie duty
heâs so biased for his district 4 victor friends and his own family (barring his partner cause thatâs not babysitting in that case thatâs just their baby)
maybe beetee n wiress as a duo? i also want to suggest glimmer n cashmere as a surpisingly high optionâŠ. the kids probably think enobaria looks cool but finnick would pass out if her teeth were near his kids sadly
the funny thing is, he has actual lists. like there's a binder with full tier lists and profiles and pros and cons. finnick is so serious about babysitting duty, and he rarely ever needs one. but there's times, instances where both his partner and him have something to do, so out comes the binder and he has glasses perched on his nose and a cup of tea and he gets to planning.
the top of the list is peeta, katniss, of course. peeta and katniss have two sweet kids of their own, peeta is responsible, the odair's love katniss. it's finnick's top choice often. but if it takes too much to get to twelve, there's a family in the victors village that finnick trusts. one of his fellow victors settled down, had three kids, and they're friends with the odair's so he'll just walk his kids down there and drop them off. also, mags is little odair's grandmother so she's totally allowed to babysit. the first option, actually, but finnick doesn't like to bother her so he goes the mellark-everdeen family.
gale isn't even considered. finnick doesn't trust him. just a vibe. and prim is entirely too young. not that finnick doesn't trust her, he just thinks she would get overwhelmed by his kids hyper attitude and constant needs.
then he has the "dire situation" category. other tributes from other districts that he would trust maybe. cashmere is high up there. finnick overheard her talking about how she wishes to have kids one day while he was in the capitol and he picked up a maternal vibe from her so she's an option. but enobaria is totally not there. at least, she wasn't. but the kids must've gotten ahold of the binder because one day finnick goes to check it, and scribbled in red crayon is 'enobra'.
#finnicksworld!#finnick odair x reader#finnick odair x you#dad!finnick#finnick odair#celeste writes thg
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More headcanons about Anakin and Ahsoka being menaces to the general public
I feel like both Anakin and Ahsoka react to being sick in similar ways and by reacting in similar ways I mean they do everything in their power to ignore the fact that theyâre sickÂ
Which is funny because they both get annoyed when the other refuses to accept that theyâre sick Ahsoka will take any hint that Anakin gives her that his condition is failing and runs with itÂ
Man could breathe different way and sheâs like âMaster it sounds like youâre sick maybe you should lay down and let me take overâ to which Anakin refusesÂ
Ahsokaâs just as bad because Anakin tries his best to take care of her without letting her know heâs onto herÂ
But of course sheâs not stupid and can tell when heâs being more of a helicopter sibling than normal and calls him on itÂ
God forbid they get sick at the same time because they just spend the whole time trying to take care of each otherÂ
And god forbid they get sick at the same time when Obi-Wan is around cause then they just turn into whiny childrenÂ
Like no seriously itâs like a switch goes off in their brains that renders them into beings incapable of fixing their blanketsÂ
Obi-Wan obliges because what dad would stop taking care of their kid depending on the ageÂ
Honestly my brain kinda leaned into Ahsokaâs chaotic younger sister energy with this oneÂ
But I love the idea that she will just sneak attack Anakin and Obi-WanÂ
Most of her âsneak attacksâ go something like this: Anakin walking down the hall minding his business when Ahsoka drops down from the ceilingÂ
But before she can land on him he sidesteps and grabs her by the collar before she can hit the floor which results in Ahsoka moaning and groaning that she âAlmost got him that timeâ and Anakin grumbles back that the only thing that âalmost got herâ was a black eye
He does have to admit that her random seak attacks have made her better at climbingÂ
Sometimes sheâll walk up behind Obi-Wan and try to cover his eyes but most of the time all she gets is his shouldersÂ
Most of the time it doesnât even slow the man down he just keeps walking while asking her about her day and how classes are goingÂ
But as she gets older sheâs able to mask her presence better and manages to sneak up on the men once or twice Â
Obi wan is always willing to admit defeat and congratulates her on her well earned victoryÂ
Anakin blames it on his age and thatâs the only time that Ahsoka will ever hear him admit to being âoldâ (heâs 30)Â
Itâs an ongoing joke that you shouldnât separate Ahsoka and Anakin some say you risk a limb if you try others say youâre risking your life what most donât mention is how youâre risking your sanityÂ
Because they become the most annoying motherfuckers when theyâre apartÂ
Ahsoka acts like theyâve been separated for 10 years and will tell stories like sheâs reminiscing about the good old times but most of the time the people she tells the stories to were present for the events so it goes something like this:
âHey Rex do you remember when me and Anakin threw someone into that lake those were the daysâ âYes I do remember that commander because I was that person and it was a week agoâ
In his defense thatâs the fifth story she told him in the past hour and he was there for all of them
Anakinâs just as bad but for a different reason because all he does is overthink
Like donât get me wrong he keeps up the âcool guyâ personality before she leaves but the second sheâs gone heâll sprinkle little questions into normal conversations like âDo you think she packed warm enough?â âDo they have enough emergency rations?â âDid anyone make sure that ship was up to code before they left?â
He made sure she packed for every single weather possible, he packed enough rations for two weeks even tho they were supposed to be gone for two days, and he checked the ship before they leftÂ
Sometimes Anakin or Ahsoka will just walk into each other's room and hang out they don't do much they kinda just sit down and talkÂ
Sometimes they have a silent but mutual understanding to leave the room and go bother Obi-Wan in hisÂ
I love the idea that Obi-Wan and Anakin are victims of Ahsokaâs undying fascination with human hair she loves when their hair is long and encourages them to grow it out longer so she has more to work withÂ
She all but falls to her knees when she sees how long Padmeâs hair is and sheâs the creator of some of Padmeâs funkier hairstyles (both Anakin and Padme make a small note to force Ahsoka to do their future kid's hair)
Sheâs also weirded out by facial hair so every single time Obi-Wan shaves or Anakin tries to grow a beard theyâre treated like a different person entirelyÂ
It took them a while to figure out why but once they did they lost their minds laughing (and also made silent vows not to do it again cause it freaked her out)
People often say itâs like Ahsoka and Anakin can read each other's minds without using the forceÂ
Some people find it hard to believe but itâs pretty easy to tell when people are having conversations through their bond and when two people are having a conversation just with looks
Itâs not an uncommon sight for them to shoot each other looks after someone says something a little bold and for both of them to be laughing by the end of itÂ
Itâs just as common for them to get into little arguments and finish it in complete and total silence before one of them finally gives in with a huffÂ
Itâs kinda freaky but they donât seem to notice and everyone around them is too used to it to care
#star wars#the clone wars#star wars clone wars#star wars headcanons#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#padmé amidala#captain rex#ahsoka and anakin#snips and skyguy#disaster siblings#they put poor obi wan through the ringer#that man needs a vacation from them#his blood pressure has been through the roof since they met#rex always suffers when they're separated#so does Padme but she's a better sport about it#this show has taken over my brain#and my google docs#like someone free me
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Dynamics: Part 1, <Next!>
(Warning for word vomit ahead!)
I did say I have more storyish/lore stuff planned XD
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So in this Au, F!Raph died when Cj was 5. So thereâs not much to say future wise. Cuz Cj rmbs zilch
Present wise: there was inital awkwardness for Cj meeting someone heâs only ever heard stories off plus that awkwardness of meeting someone new. But it was a breath of fresh air for Case, cuz surrounded by these reminders and unfamiliarity, Raph hurts the least. In the first few days post invasion, Cj hung out a lot with Raph cuz everyone was kinda down for the count. April couldnât be around 24/7 cuz she had to check in with her human family, Mikey was spending the first 3-5 days sleeping alot cuz mystic exhaustion plus his hands. Donnie was in his lab a lot trying to process all the events, plus fix everything the Krang broke and Leo was in his week long coma. And Splints who decided to get off the couch for once was stretched thin trying to look out for everyone and so as a result the two were kinda just smushed tgt allowing them to bond.
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Overall I picture their dynamic as the most laidback (drama free). Largely in part cuz; A)Cj has less emotional hang ups cuz he doesnât have to expand mental energy to manage his expectations or manage * cough push down cough * any crushing grief/feelings of abandonment/anger cuz said feelings of abandonment cuz he doesnât rmb F!Raph to have an attachment, tho he does occasionally feel a bit guilty sometimes for hanging out with Raph but thatâs a comic for another time.
B) while Cj is a menace. Heâs also a sensible and kind (everyone say thank you F!Mikey) menace who sees how stressed Raph gets trying to wrangle all 3 brothers and feels bad about adding more to his plate. And plus is also very much aware of his mortality and others mortality cuz apocalypse. So the menace only comes out during chill time. Not on missions. Misson wise heâs just like he is in the movie trying to get everyone to stay on track. Which Raph rlly appreciates. But even during chill time Cj is arguably the âcalmerâ one cuz thatâs just how he is as a person. Tho that calmer is debatable cuz itâs by Raphâs skewed standards of his other siblings not normal ppl standards to normal ppl Case still looks unhinged lmao.
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but generally if theyâre hanging out 1 on 1 (in a group setting itâs a whole diff story) Cj tries his best to not stress Raph too much. Unless the menace/cain instinct is hitting hard that day. Cuz heâs a sweet boy liek that. đ. so theyâre usually doing typical chill friend things, watching movies, sparring, sharing bout their day, . causally wandering around topside/Hidden city. With the undercurrent of Raph trade mark mother-henning and Cj depending on the circumstances either goes along with it or tries to get Raph to back off cuz it worries/irritates Cj. All in all theyâre just your typical very wholesome older- younger brother dynamic
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Side note: Raph and Cj are honestly lowkey relieved their hangouts/dynamic are so chill. They love their family but man do they both need a break sometimes XD. For Junior itâs cuz seeing the dead not dead version of family plus struggle of grief/ juggling his expectations for said family is exhausting and having someone whose removed from that whole situation is like phew thank god. For Raph heâs just so glad he has a little brother/sibling/friend who doesnât have a 90% chance of turning anything (even fricking ice) into a grease fire when left unsupervised unintentionally or not. Tho tbh causal theft, looser morals and gratuitous use of blackmail and occasional pranks may not be much better. Cj is truly his fathers son đ
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Do you have head canons for how the different gods laugh?
(Besides Hermes lmao, his bird laugh is as iconic as it is well knownđ)
Love your blog!
ABSOLUTELY! Decided to throw in everyone from god games as well as Hades, so this got a lil longer than expected lol. I always love doing these, & the gods are such fun characters that Iâm dying to see more of! & of course I bully my faves
& Hermes is so iconic, I love his shrill cackle, that man loves a good laugh & never really holds back!
We also kinda got a canon laugh from Calypso when she giggles right after saying goddesses canât die. I think she has a very light & airy laugh, almost like the twinkling of a bell. Very cute & feminine
Likewise, we heard a bit of what Aeolus sounds like, but thatâs more of a snide, condescending laugh that she likes to use when toying with someone. Her more genuine laugh is higher pitched & more of a giggle
For everyone else, Iâm going off of pure vibes
I think Athena tries not to laugh because she has a badass image to maintain, & tbh most of the other gods arenât that funny, or at least they donât appeal to her sense of humor. She likes more clever & dry witty comedy, which is probably why Odyâs jokes work well on her. He likes to use a lot of fun word play & his timing & physical comedy is just perfect, & catches her off guard enough to draw out a real laugh. She laughs with her full chest, itâs loud & is honestly such a bright, happy sound, probably because itâs so rare to hear. Much to her chagrin, she snorts when she laughs hard enough. When sheâs trying to mask her laugh it gets quicker & higher pitched, & she usually tries to muffle it behind her hand
Apolloâs laugh is pretty similar to Hermes, but itâs a bit deeper & not as erratic & sounds like he has more control over his voice. Idk it probably sounds so pretty & smooth, almost like his laugh alone is a song & more than a few gods accuse him of faking it because it just sounds a lil too âperfect.â If you really get him going tho it does tend to take on a more unhinged & frantic pitch, & it gets real hard to tell the difference between the 2
I just know Hephaestus has a really deep & rich laugh, but he doesnât laugh often. Heâs pretty serious & he doesnât always get every joke tossed his way, but when he does, itâs this really deep, amused chuckle that slowly gets louder the longer he laughs
Aphrodite has the prettiest laugh, itâs not as high pitched as youâd expect from her & almost has a purr to it, but that could just be her infectious, bubbly giggles
So uh, I love Ares way more than I was expecting to from his part in gg & Iâm gonna simp for a sec cause I can. But Ares actually loves to have a good time & let loose! His version of that may look a lil more bloody, but he still enjoys a good time! He can still laugh & tell jokes! So I think he wouldnât bother holding back & just belts out this deep belly laugh that can make you jump if youâre not expecting it. Funnily enough, I think he also would snort a lot when laughing, so maybe itâs a war god thing lmaoooo. Heâs also prone to laugh when heâs sparring or in the middle of a fight, & thatâs more of a different sound. He gets this crazed look in his eye & his laugh raises an octave & gets a lil faster until itâs this really menacing, crazed cackling that is just as scary as it is endearing
Hera doesnât laugh as much as she used to, but when she does, itâs this sly sounding, amused chuckle. Even when sheâs being sincere, it lowkey sounds like sheâs making fun of you. If something actually gets her going, sheâll throw her head back & her laugh actually sounds authentic, but it still has a more smooth, controlled tone much like Apollo
Now for the big 3
Hades doesnât laugh much, obvi, but when he does, itâs this really low rumbling from deep within his chest, & you donât really think heâs laughing until you see his shoulders shaking & notice the smile beneath his beard. But it somethingâs legit funny, heâll let out this hearty laugh & lean back & will either hug his stomach or slap a knee
Oh Poseidon, youâre gonna fucking hate me for this. But he usually has this calm, really snide snicker/chuckle he does when heâs mocking someone which is like all the time. Itâs such a smug sound you just want to slap the shit outta him because itâs so obvious heâs laughing at YOU! But his real laugh has a rich tenor to it, & is way louder than heâd like. & if something really gets him laughing, it starts to get higher pitched before it starts to morph into more of a bubbly, gurgling sound until it sounds like heâs laughing underwater
Itâs no surprise that the thunder bringer himself has a downright booming laugh that can shake the heavens themselves if he really lets himself go, but much like his bitch of a brother, he only really does that if heâs laughing at someone. Otherwise, itâs still really deep & loud, it just doesnât have as much bass to it. If you listen for it, you can hear claps of thunder when he lets out unbridled belly laughs, & when heâs just chuckling you can hear a buzzing static sound like lightning
#asks#anon ask#epic headcanons#hermes#calypso#athena#aeolus#zeus#poseidon#hades#apollo#hephaestus#aphrodite#ares#hera#epic#epic musical
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an emercy [perseus jackson x emma rebekah] social media au fic (part one) featuring,, percy, emma, leo, piper, jason, hazel, annabeth, and frank
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erebekah, fyi, donât take percy anywhere he acts like a literal toddler
sassyjackson: ok so says you
-> erebekah: me?? a toddler?? be so fr rn
lxvepipes: this is why you should take me out instead
-> erebekah: yes good letâs ditch boys together đ
-> sassyjackson: i see how it is
abethchase: miss you idiots (sort of)
-> erebekah: BETH I HOPE TRAVELLING IS GOING SOSO WELL I MISS YOU
hzllevesque: my favourite pair of besties đ
-> valdezinator: âbestiesâ my ass
-> jgrace: right?? i sense a ship here iâm ngl
-> frankzhang: hazel arenât we your favourite pair?
-> hzllevesque: ofc we are đ ily
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sassyjackson, someone tell this moron to stop blasting taylor swift in my car all the time
erebekah: someone tell this moron i can play whatever i want if iâm passenger princess actually
-> sassyjackson: emma iâm sick of cruel summer
-> erebekah: how dare you i hate you
-> sassyjackson: wait do you actual? no stop iâm sorry play taylor all you want
-> valdezinator: someone tell both of these morons theyâre in love already
jgrace: whereâd you guys go?
-> sassyjackson: she wanted to âgo on a roadtripâ but weâre both broke so we just went to walmart
valdezinator: đšđš
-> erebekah: we didnât even speed??
-> valdezinator: no thatâs the ambulance, i called them bc yâall are clearly blind if you still think youâre just friends
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lxvepipes, the best day with my girl đ (finally stole her away from percy)
tagged, @erebekah
erebekah: I LOVE YOU
-> lxvepipes: ILYSM đ
erebekah: hey siri play today was a fairytale by taylor swift
-> lxvepipes: no play something gayer
-> jgrace: guys đ
sassyjackson: so this is why she wonât answer my texts
-> lxvepipes: gods jackson she isnât yours đ she was my girl first
-> valdezinator: he wishes she was his tho
-> sassyjackson: sheâs literally my best friend tho??
-> valdezinator: dude. not what i meant
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valdezinator, iâm sick of this weirdos
tagged, @sassyjackson @erebekah
erebekah: hey dumbass we arenât weirdos
-> sassyjackson: yes we are
erebekah: also help how often do we fall asleep on each other đ
-> lxvepipes: a lot babe
-> jgrace: lots
-> abethchase: if youâre the same dumb duo you were before i left, then a ridiculous amount of times
-> hzllevesque: like constantly
-> frankzhang: every single movie night
-> valdezinator: literally so much, emma
jgrace: this is for REAL a ship now iâm the captain
-> valdezinator: this is literally my post bro iâm the captain
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erebekah, beach day with my fav beach boy đ©”
tagged, @sassyjackson
valdezinator: hey, em, you spelt âdateâ wrong!
-> jgrace: aww beach date, how adorable
-> lxvepipes: you boys are menaces, iâm joining
sassyjackson: youâre my fav beach girl
-> frankzhang: AW
sassyjackson: đ©·
-> valdezinator: leaving her heart emojis now are we jackson
-> jgrace: what are we calling this ship they need a name
-> lxvepipes: hm something like emercy? yk, emma and percy
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sassyjackson, đ
jgrace: someone check up on emma after that shirtless pic
-> erebekah: what is that supposed to mean
-> valdezinator: đ
-> erebekah: you boys are weirdos
hzllevesque: percy come back emma misses you
-> frankzhang: um yeah sheâs kind of annoying everyone bc she doesnât have you to annoy
-> erebekah: hey iâm not annoying
-> valdezinator: yes you are, percy just thinks itâs hot so he never says anything
erebekah: đ„” (deleted)
lxvepipes: dang iâm ten minutes late to the post and sm drama happens in the comments already
-> sassyjackson: tempted to turn my comments off fr
-> erebekah: donât you dare do that
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erebekah, đ
sassyjackson: em
sassyjackson: emma
sassyjackson: emma rebekah i swear-
-> erebekah: đđ
valdezinator: oi rebekah i think you broke jackson
-> erebekah: đ„
lxvepipes: do yâall reckon this is revenge for the shirtless pic percy posted yesterday
-> jgrace: oh yea fs
-> hzllevesque: iâm jumping on this emercy train too now
-> valdezinator: the more the merrier
#emercy#percy jackson#percy and emma#emma rebekah#emma and percy#emercy fanfic#pjo fanfic#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#perseus jackson#book percy#book percy jackson#percy jackson x me#percy jackson fanfic#pjo social media au#social media au#emercy au#fanfiction#fanfic
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EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL RANDOM CANON DETAILS OMG
Long time since I last made one!
Daniel is seen biting the nail of his pinky finger and then spitting the nail on the floor when he's bored, so I'm guessing he's not as nitpicking about cleanliness as Armando is
We also see him biting a pen when he's nervous ((funnily enough, Armando also has the habit of biting things when he's nervous))
Daniel always ignores people he deems inferior
Roberto has apartments (unknown how many) on London, a house in Miami, and a house in BogotĂĄ
Daniel has no investments or properties other than the apartment where he lives, and his only sources of income are Ecomoda's monthly check and his gov job's monthly check (which barely pays, aparently)
He has a private driver
Basically no one in Ecomoda's board has any additional sources of income lmao
Don Hermes is often seen fixing things at home, be it electrical, mechanical, or plumbing issues, he seems to know how to do all sorts of repairments or at least knows the basics
Ecomoda started as a small tailor shop located on downtown BogotĂĄ
Patricia loves sushi and Russian food
Aura MarĂa doesn't really like caviar, but she likes the fancy feeling that comes with it!
Aura Maria has probably been working for longer at Ecomoda than Gutierrez, because she said that Gutierrez has been claiming to to be about to divorce since he stwrted working there
When we see characters that believe themselves to be superior to other character and they have to greet each other with a handshake, the one who feels superior will extend and shake the other's hand from above. I didn't know this but my hubby told me this js incredibly rude and condescending! Which matches perfectly, because the 2 occasions I noticed this was 1) when Patricia greeted anyone, which perfectly matches her character, and 2) when Roberto meets don Hermes, which perfectly fits the situation because it's when tensions are super high and everyone thinks Betty is trying to steal the company
Also, a follow uo to the last point: when they shook hands when saying goodbye after the gentleman talk they had, Roberto no longers extends his hand from above, but rather straight, like it should be. A clear demostration of trust and good intentions from both sides! This apparently meant there is no longer this distrust and feeling of being "above" son Hermes
Don Hermes since the beginning extended his hand straight, btw!
Patricia scratched Marcela's car while Marcela was on Miami, and left it stranded at her apartament because it ran out of gas and had no money to put more
Marcela is older than Patricia but it's unknown by how much
Mario was able to recognize that Michel was a foreigner JUST by looking at his shoes from a far. ((If that isn't being extremely observant and detail oriented, idk what is. That man is a MENACE))
Don Hermes and doña Julia have been together for 30 years. ((God bless that woman's patience because if I were married to Don Hermes I would be a widow by day 2 lmao))
When Sofia and Efrain married they were dirt poor
They love lamb sandwiches and that's basically all they eat during their honeymoon because they couldn't afford anything else
Don Hermes never knew what happened with Miguel, but he always had a feeling that that basterd did something awful to Betty
In some episodes you see Marcela with green contacts and others you see her with her natural eye color, brown
Maria Beatriz likes going out to party with Hugo and his boyfriend, Rolando
By the end of the novela, they break up, tho
When Hugo comes back from his vacation after Betty's first collection, he now has 2 boyfriends
Patricia and Hugo both had a crush kn the same guy
Hugo loves his antique phone. We see him talking about it at different points in the novela, showing it to random people. He's so in love with that phone lmao
Doña Julia and Margarita met during the wedding ceremony of their children
Gutierrez didn't take his wife to the wedding lmao
Don Hermes is still paying for Betty's grad student debt (posgrado)
Betty worked at the Banco Montreal in the area internacional at the same time that she was studying her posgrado
Betty and Nicolas went to the same college
We never see NicolĂĄs in any of Betty's college memories, but tbh idk how Colombian colleges work lmao
Mario smells and kiss Patricia's hair/skin during Armando's public statements about marrying Marcela, during the first collection launch we ever see. At this point, they aren't a thing yet.
Freddy also smells Mariana's hair while they're at Inesita's house, for some weird ass reason that I've never understood
There's another security guard, Javier, I think, who is known for sleeping at the job lol we never meet him but he works night shifts
Mario and Armando keep extra clothes in the presidency's private bathroom.
Don Roberto has a pipe collection and plays golf
The Mendozas have dogs. We see them on the background once when Roberto and Margarita are at their house
Maria Beatriz was about to have surgically removed 2 ribs lol
Carmensita, Roberto's secretary, was with him for 30 years
Mario was going to be Armando's best man at his wedding with Marcela
Margarita was RELIEVED about Armando only using Betty and not actually in love with herđđ
Margarita has a Shi Tzu dog
The Mendozas have several maids, all dressed in very stereotypical maid fashion (ngl I thought that wasn't a real thing lmao)
#ysblf#yo soy betty la fea#betty la fea#armando mendoza#beatriz pinzon solano#daniel ysblf#mario calderon#marcela ysblf#patricia ysblf
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Pookie bear how are yaaaa đ hope your research is going well, mine is... *side eyes empty doc* well.
Ours is supposed to be a product development of some sort of food that doesn't exist yet, so my group is exploring the use of pinipig as oatmeal replacement in food bars. Revolutionary âš
Anyway HOW ARE YOU that is my first question
My second one is: why are you so amazing??
And my last one: which among the Dad Drivers do you see would be the dad that would eat whatever their kids set in front of them, even if it looks inedible đ
Love you so much â€ïžâš
it's 1 am here and i have no intention of going to sleep~
imma answer the last question first: which dad!f1 driver would eat whatever food their kids would set in front of them?
now i have like a thought in mind: which dad!f1 driver would eat whatever food because of a reason? just hear me out~
daniel ricciardo's kid (say beau ricciardo) would think that he's so clever when it comes to pranking his dad (mind you, he would be as young as six - but he's a fucking menace bc he's literally danny's copy). beau would say that, "daddy i made food with mummy!" then daniel would get excited, but beau would hand him a plate of those plastic food and veggies you get from those sets of grocery store toys. beau would be laughing and would say, "hah! i got you!" then daniel would fuck around a little bit and actually put a plastic carrot in his mouth with a nonchalant shrug. beau would look at daniel like, "oh my god my dad is batshit đ"
charles leclerc's eldest twins, hervé and jules, would attempt to bake chocolate cookies from scratch - uncle estie is so freaking good at baking cookies - and charles was their guinea pig. they'd proudly present it to him and he would be so freaking hungry that he just put a chunk of it in his mouth. the cookie he ate was salty but he wanted to appease his kids so bad that he just smiled and nodded as if it was good (he eventually spat it out and jules and hervé pretty much accepted that their cookies were shit because it was their first try).
sebastian vettel would genuinely eat the food his kids made for him and would even critique it. he did that with his foster daughter barbie when she first cooked the cuisine that she was taught before and he actually loved it- though he did ask if barbie could add more chicken into the adobo.
yuki tsunoda and his daughter hana would make a bento together so she can have some for her lunch in school. well, yuki would of course make her food because her lunch needs to be edible but hana, who was just preschool age, would be messing around with the rice and the meat for the rice and even mix in some sauce into it and would tell yuki, "papa, eat breakfast!" with the proudest grin on her face. yuki would eat it and would actually love the food- though he was kind of worried what she had put into it because he wasn't looking.
note: to answer your first questions 1) i am âšon my seasonal depression shit and i actually am going to a clinic for a check up tomorrowâš and 2) if i was amazing i would not be sad and frustrated rn đ
i do hope that your research goes well! why is product development a big thing in filipino curriculums tho- i coulda sworn that i've heard at least some of my filo peers (friends) talk to me about product development. but i hope you're doing alright bb! đ
#formula one imagine#formula one headcanon#f1 headcanons#charles leclerc#yuki tsunoda#sebastian vettel#daniel ricciardo#f1 scenario#formula one dad
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My live reactions to Loki ep 4:
(Already 7 mins in and Iâm angry with Kang)
-hell yea the clock lady wants you (what the fuck)
-mobius and Loki are very boyfriends rn
-shit the loom
-LOKI LOOKED AT MOBIUSâ HAND
-sorry
-I love this Victor timely fella tbh
-oh fuck dox
-B15 my love <333
-no donât let dox live
-oooooo words
-VĂctor is so autism
-ob and Casey <3333
-ob and victor meeting each others idles
-snake eating itâs own tail= Ouroboros
-FANGIRLING
-CASEY JEALOUS??
-mobius is so sweet
-NOT THE BIGASS SUIT THING AGAIN POOR MOBIUS
-lmfao petty ob
-hahahahah VOLUNTEER LOKI
-skin?
-mobius and Loki fighting like an old couple is my favorite
-Sylvie = third wheel
-Loki is in fact super fast
-ooop victor is think
-Casey and ob are so bf coded
-CASEY IS THE OTHER WOMAN NOW
-PIE DATE 2???
-sylvie pls let them be a couple
-dude this bitch
-CALLING OUT MOBIUS FR
-HE HASNT LOOKED CAUSE HE LOVES LOKI HE WANTS TO STAY WITH HIM
-MOBIUS AND SYLVIE FACING OFF WHILE LOKI STANDS IN THE BACKGROUND IS ACTUALLY PEAK CINEMA
-WHO WILL HE CHOOSE
-pie pls
-LOKI YOU CHOSE HER???
-oh brad
-shit
-please donât start a prison riot
-donât bring Galileo into this
-Stfu dox
-uhhhh this tension is strange
-B15 !!!!!!
-brad doing the same hand-resting thing with his collar
-PIE TIME
-wait sylvie gtfo
-ohhhh please let them fight about MOBIUS
-Loki monologue incoming
-lmfao Thor mocking
-also Loki character development???
-yea those people live because of his lover
-damn wise words ig
-I donât like them as a couple please donât let this happen again
-yea sylvie thats kinda the point of hope
-i donât hate her sheâs just annoying on occasion
-anyways
-ok but you are gods tho
-thx Loki also back tf up
-MOVE ON /SRS
-damn that pie room is the real star or the show
-fuck dox srsly
-NO NO RAVONNA STOP
-also crazy bitch Ms minutes honorable mention
-SHES WORKING ON HERSELF OK
-oh shit life on the timeline?? Fr???
-oh fuck no you crazy bitches
-WHAT ARE THEY DOING
-BRAD NO
-FUCK DONT SQUISH THEM
-NO PLEASE OMFG RAVONNA
-MS MINUTES WHY ARE YOU PSYCHOTIC
-Brad that was fuckin cold
-see even ravonna doesnât actually give a fuck who you are brad
-Casey x OB x Timely???
-Itâs hotchoc victor
-I love victor
-mobius is so supportive
-whatâs happening with the tempads tho???
-oh sorry b15 itâs people goo now
-MS MINUTES STOP THIS AINT SUPPOSED TO BE HORROR
-Aw he made the guard hot coco
-OH FUCK
-BRAD WHAT THE HELL YOU CUNT
-IT WAS SO WHOLESOME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP
-MOBIUS AND VIRUSES LMFAO
-shit Ms minutes
-stawp
-loki and mobius need more screen time together
-this feels much scarier than it should tbh
-ohhhâŠ.hey ravonnaâŠ.sorry about all that
-oh shit ok
-mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry-
-brad please relax with your 70s hair
-TIMELY DONT BE A DICK PLS
-RUN LOKI RUN
-oh fuck this is it ig
-real Ms minutes sucks
-shits getting real
-loki is gonna get pruned by himself
-sylvie constantly plays elevator music in her soul
-this is where Loki gets pruned!!!! Probably by himself
-yup I was right prune yourself
-damn sylvie strong
-good job loki???
-sorry just had to kill past me rq
-WHOS calling???
-and th e call was coming from IsIdE tHe HoUsE
-oh dammit ob you scared me
-mobius is so worried about his boyfriend heâs willing to reboot the whole system
-LET THE LOKIS USE THEIR POWERS SRSLY
-BYE MS MINUTES
-Aw poor timely they arenât mocking you
-OH SHIT
-youâll never be him.
-that shit was menacing fr
-oh DONT send brad out on his own!!!
-he gonna die
-fuck that was kinda hot ngl
-anyways hi sylvie/brad
-FUCK YEA SCREW YOU RAVONNA
-lokius has had way too few scenes today
-loki <333
-oh thank god
-OH THERE IS NO GOD
-THE LOOM
-oh loki please be safe
-donât send timely out pls
-no dont!!!
-TIMELY PLS DONT DIE
-OH SHIT BLACK HOLE SPAGHETTI
-NO TIMELY PLEASE
-GOD HOW FIX PLS
-NO BAD LOKI
-STAY PUT PLEASE
-DUDE
-THIS SHIT IS TERRIFYING
-B15 MY LOVE
-OH FUCK WHY IS IT DARK
-WHAT THE HELL WHAT JUST HAPPENED
-THAT IS AN UNFAIR CLIFFHANGER
-COME BACK
#loki#loki episode 4#loki season 2#victor timely#mobius m mobius#ms minutes#ravonna renslayer#sylvie laufeydottir#loki laufeyson#lokius
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okay so i have made it my life mission to flesh out a poly!werewolf au for every paring. we got lestappen werewolves x werewolf reader and we got grumpyxsunshine werewolf maxiel but like hear me out
carlando with werewolf!lando and reader with human carlos. inspired by the FINE man i saw to day with a giant doodle. like dog the size of a house istg.
anyways carlos is just walking around with wolfy lando looking fine af and lando is just feeling playful puppy energy and he always gets liek this when his wolf has been cooped up for too long. and this girl comes over to hit on carlos. like really forcefully, to the point where carlos is trying to use lando as a buffer between them so he still has some personal space. and lando, always the little shit, pulls all the stops. like he's giving big puppy eyes, letting her pet him, doing so many tricks partly because he like's seeing how bold she will get and watching carlos flounder and turn her down when she's clearly not getting the hint and partly because he know's reader is going to join them in a couple of minutes and he wants to see how this all goes down.
and what do you know in comes reader and the way her whole body language changse when she sees this girl cooing to her bf just how cute his dog is and how she's looking to adopt a doodle herself and hey say why doesn't she just give him her number so the two of them can meet over coffee to discuss more. and reader walks up with their little bag of breakfast bagels, hands carlos his coffee, and slips her hand in the back pocket of his jeans as carlos instinctively goes to wrap his arm around her waist and is like all like "oh my god, so nice meet you, i couldn't help but overhear, are you looking to adpot?" "oh well he's actually a rescue, MY boyfriend and i just saw him looking so sad and pathetic that we just had to take him in" (to which lando is liek EXCUSE YOU but whatev)
and lando, the menace, goes straight to reader, totally 180 ignores the other girl, and basically drapes himself all over reader to be loved on, as if to say, "yeah you thought you really had a chance, look at the pretty picture the three of us make"
and after the girl makes a hasty exit carlos tearing into lando, not caring if he looks INSANE for having an argument with a dog all "mate i do not know why you do this" and reader is just like "it's okay, he knows how much i like to play."
anways they go home and destory their sweet boy, carlos bc he's frustrated that lando always likes to be a brat and reader because she's feeling territorial
-đ
GAHSHSHSHSJSBSJSB LANDO EGGING THE GIRL ON FOR DRAMAđđđ
bonus points tho if sometimes carlos gets hit on and doesnât even realise it. and then lando goes home and tattles on him like a wee child and carlos is like, âwait, she was flirting with me?? I thought she was being niceâ
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STRAW HAT HEADCANONS
YUP YUP
as a thx for being patient for me not posting all day-
you get the whole crew!! :)
(some of these are based off true stories iâve heard of from my friends đđ§ââïž)
Luffy
never a peaceful day goes by
hes the type of guy that has to make noise if itâs âtoo silentâ
like bro canât we get some peace and quiet??
thrives in chaos
his eye to hand coordination is on point bc this man doesnât think before he does ANYTHING
steals things from his crew even
if he sees something he likes he just takes it
he goes into the bathroom, puts boogers on the tissue then leaves
doesnât even take it off or flush it
the next person who has to use that bathroom is mortified
when nami finds out and holds a whole meeting to find out who did this terrible act of crime
they find out itâs him he just laughs
per usual
stop this madness.
(he doesnât)
Zoro
also a menace
not as straightforward with it though
its more like if he gets water everywhere when washing his hands
or spills his drink when pouring it
or pee all over the toilet
heâs kinda like oh whoops
(for future reference- my apologies for who ever you simp for here bc these headcanons donât hold back)
anyway
sometimes he doesnât shower after he trains
and just walks in the kitchen full body REEKING đđđ
seriously dude take a shower
âiâll cool off eventuallyâ
THAT AINT GONNA GET RID OF THE STENCH
it makes me doubt he changes his underwear often enough
he leaves empty water bottles everywhere
itâs worse in the crows nest trust
Nami
thankfully this poor victim isnât nearly as much as a menace
as long as you pay your beli
is genuinely willing to wait as long as it takes to get that money
and if you die sheâs taking your life insurance
if your a pirate and have none she probably just takes whatever money and belongings you own
if itâs gems sheâll keep them but otherwise
she sells your clothes and other stuff thatâs not worth much
smells like flowers
yes i said it
every time she comes out the shower something chaotic has happened
ah what a refreshing shower..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUFFY UPSET ANOTHER GOD đ±
đĄâ đ€Ł đ„ đ đ
you can guess what happened
Usopp
his luck heavily fluctuates
sometimes he can get away with stealing. from. nami.
wow.
to other times getting blamed for farting
by luffy
and no one likes that feeling
has a better fashion sense but just chooses to dress how he does
no reason really
he can do hair and paint nails
nail painting he learned from kaya
would love horse back riding if he tried
he would suck at first tho
likes little children but they always end up beating him up for some reason
âhis cooking isnât that good!â
âletâs jump him!â
âyeah!!â
besides the usopp piratesâthey just do
Sanji
he could pull if he just stopped simping so hard
opla sanji is proof
his favorite thing to cook is spicy foods
him and chopper bond over spices bc some are good for your health and all
chopper sometimes recommends new herbs to put in foods
and vice versa for medicine
he helps chopper shop for herbs and such
if zoro wasnât his big brother it was def be sanji
i love this duo it need more screen time
Sanji is a natural with children
which is why i wanna know why he ainât wifed up yet?!
still hasnât had his first kiss
prob wouldâve genuinely married pudding if she was regular girl or at least not a big mom pirate
Chopper
sweetest person ever
looks up to all the straw hats
so he picks up bad habits from them
and is influenced by them easily
they use him as a tie breaker for stuff
they all bribe him to picking theyâre option
usually robin, nami, sanji or zoro wins
robin bc she uses her psychological knowledge
nami bc she offers to buy his doctor stuff (which is rare)
sanji bc they have a close bond and relate to each other
and zoro bc theyâre bond too (and bc he scares him sometimes- like that time in water 7)
asks people to help him with his doctor research
everyone was willing until the time usopp had diarrhea
then he could only convince luffy to do it đ
Robinâ„ïž
her stare scares the rest of the straw hats
if itâs not a genuine smile and more like a distant stare that is
shes always observing and watching
theres no hiding secrets from her
sheâs knows all
she actually reminds me of a friend i had irl and idk how to feel abt it
she wasnât a bad person
she was just
just like robin đ§ââïž
anyway
i wonder if robin would read stephen king?
she would prob big up the book
only for them to find out itâs pretty dark
she prefers tea over coffee any day
its healthier w more health benefits
it just suits her taste pallet more
plus it doesnât stain your teeth yellow n stuff..
Franky
SO LOUD
the second he gets up-
SUPERRRRRRR
its kinda annoying
he doesnât care much if you donât like it
Luffy is louder ok
your fine
wants robin to think heâs cool
if you donât get something he said he doesnât feel like repeating himself
either leaves out more details the more he explains it
or stares at you until you get it
constantly requesting american food for dinner
he doesnât mind noodles and other around the world dishes
but can he get some pizza??
is that too much??
actually such a kind and considerate person
can relate to sanji on his kindness and empathy being his superpower
âĄâĄBROOKâĄâĄ
needs so much more attention
the only one who still laughs at his skull jokes are luffy and chopper
sometimes usopp if it was a good one
loves to exchange books with robin but..
sometimes theyâre a bit scary
(dude your a skeletonâŠYOUR SCARY-)
robin listens to him well bc he has a wealth of knowledge
he is 90 after all
maybe brook gets his clothes tailored??( bc who makes clothes so skinny a skeleton could fit them?!)
can play instruments no ones ever even HEARD OF before
randomly re-realizes his generation of people is dead
like now he has to accommodate with the youngsters đ
i mean people in one piece live pretty long
but still theyâre not out here kickin it n allike they used to
like rayliegh-
except heâs younger-
way younger-
ok so maybe whitebeard
but he was still jukin-
IDK MAN
one piece people are weird..
JINBEI
idk much about him especially but imma try
heâs so cool
he can prob cook really well
has very good survival and leader skills
plus instincts
wait how old is he??
ok
looked it up heâs 46
so heâs the 2nd oldest
technically would be first if brook wasnât a moving pile of bones
yohohoho!
my apologies your right this is jinbei.
ok
i feel like he can dance
like he knows traditional dances of all sorts
i mean he could travel under water pretty fast
he should be able to visit different places right?
besides, he was a warlord
of course he did!
i feel he wouldnât be a simp
as in for boa specifically
like heâs like i got too much going on to simp over some youngster
ik he ainât real old or anything
but my dude a grown man
bro ainât got time
heâs too busy being himothy
i feel heâd like poems
jinbeiâs was like the most serious one. and that was still all over the place itself-
i take it back probably chopper or robin
this was fun but it took so long. itâs ok u guys enjoy :). iâm off to watch some anime đââïž
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Im alive, im back and im finally going to post again. God.. uuh so yeah its been like what. Two years since i posted art ? So here something new.
Here is charlotte, my fat furry cat oc that i love very much but i also want dead because she is a menace to a society, and a weeaboo femcell which is objectively worst.
She is loud, annoying and doesnt wash so.. yeah she should be put down. I love her tho
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PLS PLS OKS DEAR GOD GIVE US THE PUSS PUSS EATING RANKING OF TURN CHARACTERS I NEED IT LIKE SPONGEBOB NEEDS WATER (must include robert rogers)
ok im officially done with school (woo đ„ł) so i can give everyone in my ask box what they've been waiting for. i am going to keep the list limited to the ppl in this promo photo bc there are so many goddamn characters in that show and if you want heavy-hitting analysis, i've gotta keep a short list (at least for now)
analysis under the cut:
as mentioned before caleb brewster does indeed SWEEP the pussy eating power rankings
as also mentioned before john andre is as mediocre in eating pussy as he is in acting and flute playing. he thinks he's amazing at it tho
now for the fun. i need to get this first paragraph out of the way bc it is about the man who made me begin to ponder this question 2 years ago in the first place. abraham. fucking. woodhull. this beanie-wearing menace to society has NEVER made anyone other than anna strong come. point blank period. even with anna tho, he's done it like maybe once or twice. whether or not he did it by giving her head is up for another debate tho
oh and speaking of anna strong. she gives me pillow princess vibes for a reason i cannot quite explain. it is just kind of a gut feeling i have. maybe it has to do with the fact that ppl are always just throwing themselves at her, so she doesn't have to bother with actually working on pleasuring them
but back to abe for a minute. he's actually (believe it or not) NOT the worst one on the list, and that is because richard woodhull has NEVER ONCE made a woman come. not even his wife. not once. richard has never even eaten pussy before. richard has only ever had sex in the missionary position. abe is a terrible partner for a reason, and that reason is bc he was raised by richard
one member of the woodhull family does possess some finesse however. mary woodhull eats pussy like a mf champion. i imagine her learning it was much like her learning how to fire a gun. at first she was like 'wtf is going on??? i cant do that??' but give it few tries and she easily upstages all the men around her
using mary shooting a gun as my transition here..... let's talk about simcoe. honestly, he does give me the vibes of someone who really wants to be good at eating pussy, and maybe he even enjoys doing it. however, i think he gives toothy head. and i also think he does it on purpose. that's right. he's a biter
speaking of ppl who enjoy eating pussy, i think hewlett slays in that department ngl. ik i said before that caleb is arguably the only man on the show who enjoys eating pussy, but i actually want to amend that bc i think hewlett does too. however, i think the one drawback for hewlett is that his desire and ability to give good head does come from a place of him being (and i mean this with peace and love hewlett enjoyers) a massive simp
i straight up dont have a transition for this one but it was literally an intrusive thought and i just need to expel it. ben tallmadge the type of guy to apologize after eating pussy. why? who knows. it could have even been decent head. he's still apologizing anyway. however my bet is that decent is the best he can do bc he's an overthinker, which can get in the way of having strong head game
finally, and yes i made you read all of this before giving you what you wanted anon, robert rogers. "(must include robert rogers)" is SO REAL. SO TRUE. you're right for saying so. however he is such an enigma to me and i really don't know where to place him both as an eater of pussy and frankly as an entity in general. i know he has to exist in some kind of extreme tho. god-tier head or the most abysmal head ever anyone's ever experienced. maybe he's even literally eating pussy, like in a cannibalism way. i'm not ruling that out either. honestly, maybe the quality of head varies between sessions too. after all, he's always gotta keep em on their toes
#i put this into my google docs and checked the word count for shits and gigs....... this post is 700 words long#but anyway lmk if you want more đ€Ș
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Okay so, here I am with my pointless ramblings.
Dr. Prerna Kamble.
department of english literature. her topic is ânovellasâ.
Ma'am is actually a kokil kanthi apsara cuz hear me- as you won't be able to hear her from the backbenches.
She's pretty nice tho, and sweet. Collectively better than all the school teachers I've seen in my life.
Personal fav so far ngl. Encourages us to provide our input openly and does not belittle us for wrong answers.
Maybe I'll try to be in her good books because I love validation from English professors.
Dr. Grishma Khobragade.
head of department of english literature. he's not teaching any topic so far.
Heavens know how sir has the energy to speak so much so early in the morning (it's 10:30 am but don't come at me).
I don't think he ever shuts up. The yapping game is strong.
Compulsive oversharer. Speaks about his family and achievements in every third sentence. He's like me. Actually not, I'm not that of a boastful person.
He prolly knows my name now because I answer stuff in the class. Looks at me whenever someone isn't able to answer something. I don't want to live upto anybody's expectations, I was born to be a menace to the society.
Gives male Geet vibes from Jab We Met but make it slightly annoying? I think I'm being a hater now.
Dr. Samaajdaar aka, Dr. Sam.
or as my friend and I like to call him, dr. spicy nice. department of english literature. he teaches us short stories.
Has the most brutal roasts. You'd be compelled to hide your face when he starts speaking.
God. The superiority complex is wild but kinda valid. He's an ex IAS officer. I'd flex that too.
Why he hasn't started with the short stories yet? He's busy mocking the grammar taught to us in schools. I don't blame him.
He's a staunch feminist. Frequently mentions that housework isn't recognised enough and the world's been torturous to generations of women. A gal's gal we'll call him.
Mr. (or Dr.?) (Fuck if I know if he has a PhD.) Viplov (idk his last name)
professor of philosophy. he's a deceiving guy.
Seems really chill at first.
He is the type who'd feed you slow, sweet poison. And you'll buy his bullshit because he's very persuasive.
He said the Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta emphasizes on the caste system and hence, limits potential. Screw him for that honestly.
He says he teaches the Vedas and other spiritual texts to people so he's the one correctly interpretating it all? God help me-
Pretty sure an anti-theist. I will just sit back and stare unnervingly at him in all the lectures hence. Respect others' opinions even if they don't align with yours, that's basic decency. I don't argue or counter him because he has 40 marks of internals in his hands.
#im just hoping no one from my college is on Tumblr lmao#anyway#dhruviâs a lit major đȘ»#desiblr#i have two professors for political science and a few minor subjects too#I'll update about them if i find anything interesting tbh-
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