#god this is so shit but i keep giggling at it

[loveanddeepdick]

nerd!nanami halloween edition

batman & catwoman

nerd!nanami who helps you into your costume. it was supposed to be a surprise but there was so much tight latex you had no choice but to ask him for help. gojo had invited you to his annual halloween party in his penthouse and nanami reluctantly accepted the invitation.

“honey.. are you sure this thing is made for.. humans? it looks like a medieval torture method,” nanami grunts as he pulls the latex up your legs, “are you in any pain—shit! are you in any pain, dear?”

“no, no, kenny! just get it on my arms and we’re all done!”

“i might have to oil you up, dear..” he chuckles wholeheartedly before he pauses, realizing his innuendo.

“… okay ken,” you giggle, slapping his arm.

nerd!nanami who finally gets the whole costume on you after another hour while his batman costume only took a max of five minutes to pull on.

“i think i look silly, dear,” he runs his hands over his hair before putting on the black mask, his face dwarfing the spirit halloween accessory. he was just ginormous in all ways.

“you don’t look silly! i think you look very handsome,” you smile, rubbing a hand over his biceps under the black shirt. he refused to wear anything too silly, opting for a black batman shirt and black sweats along with the mask.

you two stood before your bathroom mirror as you giggle excitedly at the sight. you whipped out your phone, taking what seemed like a thousand photos of him before you two left for gojo’s halloween party.

nerd!nanami who tries his hardest to hide his boner at the party. he was a reasonable man, of course he let you go have fun and party with your friends. but that didn’t stop him from keeping a possessive eye on you.

he couldn’t believe it. his girlfriend. his catwoman. he used to pray for a day like this to come. he had to pinch himself to realize it wasn’t a dream and that you were indeed real, a goddess in his eyes.

nerd!nanami who doesn’t last for another thirty minutes seeing you in that costume, pulling you to a guest bedroom in gojo’s penthouse where you two usually stayed if you crashed there.

you gasped as he pressed you down against the bed.

“hold on, kenny i’ll just—“

you try to take off the panted pants yourself until your hear a loud stretch and a rubbery rip. you shriek, eyes widen as you look back and he’s got the spandex in two pieces, baring your thighs and pussy to him.

“please, honey.. i need you now,” nanami groaned, pushing his hand along your back to guide you back onto your stomach.

gojo’s sheets were always cotton, thank god. they’d be easy to wash after this.

nerd!nanami who has your head pushed into the pillows as he plows your pussy from the back, spanking your ass to watch them move like water.

“fffuck, baby.. you feel so good”

nanami groaned as he leaned forward, angling deeper inside you as his cock reached what seemed like you stomach.

“kennnn.. so big!”

“shh, shh i know, i know, baby, just take it,” he grunted as he felt you clench at his words, reaching down to rub your clit as he watched you drool onto the pillow.

“i-im gonna—ah! i’m gonna!”

“you’re gonna what, honey? use your words”

“i’m gonna cum, kennnn”

he was never the one to tease you or enjoy watching you like this, but something inside him snapped when he watched you stumble over your words, whining to try to find your sense of mind when you went dumb on his cock.

“cum for me, baby, c’mon, i know you”

“fffuck! ken!”

your pussy held his cock like a vice and shit, thank god he wasn’t batman cause he would never be saving the world since he has you waiting at home.

he shot thick, creamy ropes of cum deep into your pussy, warmth filling you up as you sighed contently. he pulled out, admiring you for a minute, watching as his cum spilled out. he was about to get up to clean you until he saw you subtly wiggle your hips, the sight of your plump ass, your ruined pussy, your legs only half covered in spandex, fuck it only made him hard again.

he leaned in, spreading you open, watching your gaping, twitching holes before licking a stripe over them as you shivered

“honey, how about i clean you up, hm?”

[hvllevator]

MDNI, 18+

CONTENT | dick riding, overstimulation, unprotected sex, whiny jisung

“fuck, baby.” jisung groaned, his grip on your hips tightened. “slow down.” you couldn’t help it. he looked so hot beneath you, all whiny and powerless. your hands were resting against his chest to keep you steady. you continued to grind your hips harder on him, pushing his cock deeper inside you. “s’too m-much, shit.” he threw his head back against the mattress.

you sent him a sadistic grin, leaning just enough to give him a perfect view of your tits pushed up together. “please, baby.” you rocked your hips, feeling his cock twitch inside you. “you’re doing so good.”

jisung wanted nothing more than to pleasure you, even though his cock was practically limp from how much you were riding him. he lifted his head to face you, encouraging you to continue. it’s not your fault your boyfriend was so sexy.

you grabbed his wrists, guiding his large hands to your chest. he took the hint, kneading your breasts while his fingers played with your nipples.

“oh my god.” you cried out, loving how he handled you. head rolling back as you increase your pace.

jisung watched as you fucked yourself on his cock, tears spilling from your eyes as you tried to reach yet another orgasm. squelching sounds echoed throughout the room, your cum mixed with his spreading across his lower abdomen. he lost count of how many times you’ve came on his cock.

“you’re so wet for me, huh?” jisung grunted, one of his hands slipping to press on your lower stomach. you whimpered, feeling how deep his cock was buried into you. your legs burning from how much you’re grinding on him. he could sense you were getting tired, so he held you by the hips, lifting you lightly while he thrust his hips upwards, helping you fuck yourself on his cock.

“a-almost there, ji.” you breathed out, not being satisfied with how far you were from him. you used your fingers to signal him to sit up, which he did immediately. you wrapped your arms around his shoulders, sitting on his cock. you began to grind your hips deeper into his.

“you need me that bad, baby?” he slid his hand between your bodies, fingers finding your clit. “use me all you want.” he drew circles on your already sensitive bud, body trembling from the overwhelming sensation. he attached his lips to your neck, sucking the skin softly. wanting nothing more than to make you feel good.

“i’m about to–” you panted, hips going faster as you tried to chase after your high. “fuck– i’m cumming.” jisung guided your hips, pushing you even further down his cock, feeling you squeeze around him. your release washing over you, legs trembling from the amount of times you’ve came in a span on one hour.

but jisung’s guidance of your hips didn’t falter. “please, baby.” jisung whined. he leaned forward, pressing his lips against yours. “make me cum, please.” he mumbled against your lips.

you rolled your hips, praising him in the process. his cock twitched inside you, his head thrown back as his orgasm approached him. his voice cracking as he moaned your name. feeling his warm cum explode inside you, leaking into his lap.

once you both steadied your breathing, you giggled at jisung’s fucked out state. his hair sticking to his forehead, cheeks flushed as sweat trickled down his body.

“you’re gonna milk me dry, you know that?” a small smile forming on his lips.

“you love it.” you teased, leaning into his body.

“fuck yeah, i do.”

[jesuistrestriste]

Wait ur halloween blirb got me drooling. The public humiliation mnnnnph.

Made me think... art accidentally calling u mommy in front of his tennis bros (and ur girl friends but they probably knew what kinda freaky shit their hg was into)

i <3 art being publicly humiliated mm mm mm it makes my heart swell.

he just always puts on such a show down at the courts ! smashing rackets and shooting cold looks at opponents. it’s all so calculated but he loves the attention. he loves being able to control the perception of him that the public puts together. adores being seen as a competent (albeit sometimes hotheaded), talented, strong tennis player.

so if you were to just get him to.. crack that facade a little..

ohh god, he’d be a mess. like he can’t really be mad at you. he put himself here. he did this. he let you get inside his head and now he’s saying and doing stupid shit in public that he can’t take back.

and it happens when his brain is least functional.

right after a long training session, or after a huge match.

in this case, it was the former.

he’d just finished up a 2 hour long rigorous training session and he’d agreed to come meet you at some smoothie place on campus.

when he gets there, sweaty and disheveled, his eyes instantly find you at a table outside and then he’s dragging his feet to get there. tunnel vision takes over. slumps right down next to you in an empty metal chair and pushes his face into your neck. you chuckle and pet his hair.

“hey, baby… you look tired,” you hum, still stroking your fingers through his messy strands. the smell of fresh sweat and warm skin is wafting off of him in heavy waves.

he pushes himself closer to you, a little whine slipping from his chest. he shakes his head and keeps his eyes closed before his left hand finds the back of your top.

“can we go?” he breathes out.

“Art, I ju—“

he whines again—a bit louder.. a bit more intentionally— as soon as he senses the word ‘no’ coming.

“please..” he whispers, his fingers curl in the fabric of your shirt, “need you right now.. please mommy…”

and it’s like the hairs on the back of your neck stand straight up. the simple words coming out in that utterly exhausted tone send heat boiling right down into your stomach.

art doesn’t get why it suddenly feels like the world went quiet until he realizes that he never registered the fact that three of your closest friends are sitting on the other side of the table.

he feels like he could just about die.

you nervously chuckle and look to your friends, all of them giving you either a surprised or knowing look before they all lean back in their seats and giggle amongst each other.

their laughter gets art’s blood curdling in the most delicious way, and suddenly he feels something warm twitching to life in his shorts. oh no.

he doesn’t dare pull his face from your neck. you’re his shield now. his chance at redeeming himself be damned ! he made his bed the moment he let you indulge his kink.

this is what he gets.

and you’ll be sure to remind him of it when you get him out of this mess and then face-down into the mattress to make a new one all over the bedspread..

[sillygoofyqueer]

Please, oh mighty one, bless us with more jiuyuan crow Yuan content. I'm kicking my feet giggling everytime I read any of your additions. That guy so needs an emotional support animal, no matter what form it comes in.

Do you think crow yuan wld be attracted to the shinies in the bamboo hut? All the uselessly gaudy gifts the sect leader keeps throwing at him are finally coming in handy. But SJ is also super possessive of his items, so I wonder how that interaction will pan out? Would crows be the type to appreciate fine art and pretty colours in paintings, or are they just attracted to things that glow and reflect the light?

Also I'm just imagining crowyuan completely missing the bullying scene, then flying around until something shiny within the bamboo stalks catches his eyes, and he just finds a dangling guanyin there like ???

Does he take it with him? Does he realize it's the protagonist's jade pendant? Or does he just go, huh, how'd this get up here, and off in a nest it goes lol. Man, one of your previous posts talked about crowyuan just scattering his nests all over the peaks, and no one can touch them unless they want the wrath of god (SJ and thusly his enabler) upon them. And I just find it hilarious how inconvenient it could possibly be? Like imagine him setting up nests in the most inconvenient places on An Ding out of spite, and people just have to circle around it and try not to dislodge anything. Like, not all of them are on purpose across the peaks but man can it turn out to be a bit of a pain. And then ofc it can just be endearing the other times, with peak disciples recording the location of new nests and tallying to see which peak has the 2nd most nests (1st ofc always goes to Qing Jing)

I'm squealing over this reaction, I will bestow upon you what you seek. Shen Yuan is literally pulled into the Bamboo Hut after the sun hits the shinies through the window and he notices the glint from where he's politely making a nest nearby (so Shen Jiu won't be lonely!! God!). There is a slight pause of 'oooh, shiny! NO, THAT IS SHEN JIU'S- holy shit was that a ruby-' and then he darts into the hut (conveniently left open because SJ had to rush to deal with a rude visitor) to go poke and prod at the shinies. SJ returns to his hut after booting Liu Qingge (who wants to show SY a cool monster he killed) off his peak, to find the source of his headache holding a random gold trinket close to his mouth (he can test the realness that way, he swears), frozen in place as he stares at SJ. Of course, SY is embarrassed and SJ is confused (and yet pleased - SY entered his house of his own accord). SY awkwardly hands over the shinies he has scooped up into his arms, apologising profusely about the instincts he has while SJ (although he doesn't care about them, they're still his) acts righteously offended by his the little thief and forces him to stay for the night as punishment - no nest equals punishment for the thief teehee. However, Yue Qingyuan sees how much SY likes shiny things and starts offering him little gifts because he wants him to feel comfortable on Cang Qiong Mountain- SJ is of the full mindset that YQY is trying to steal his bird and immediately gets pissed off. As if that loser's bribery gifts are any better than SHEN JIU'S!! He will not stand for such a thing, and starts shoving his gifts into SY's hands almost forcefully. SY has learned to appreciate the finery of things, which is his human side still sliding into his life, but the other crow demons are still working on that aspect. SY does most definitely just sees the fake jade pendant, bites it, and just goes "mmm, fake things <3" and drops it into his nest. Luo Binghe sees it one day and has to physically hold himself back from just snatching it right away, instead finding SY and breaking down into tears as he tries to justify why he should have it back. SY has already handed it back to him, but he feels the need to explain. SJ is super jealous to find SY coddling LBH in his nest like the baby birds he deals with all the time. SY WILL PUT HIS NESTS ANYWHERE, AND HIS NESTS WILL STAY THERE BECAUSE NOBODY CAN DENY THAT DEMON. He makes them everywhere: on paths because then he can still be social while chilling, in An Ding peak storerooms just because..., on the roofs of Wan Jian Peak forges because they're toasty, Bai Zhan Peak fighting grounds because cool entertainment, and Qing Jing Peak because SJ <3

[sowhat-whynot]

Pranking Hamzah with the calling my boyfriend “my friend”😝

Pranking him!

bf!hamzah x fem reader

──★ ˙ ̟🐇 ꩜ .ᐟ

You were out shopping by yourself, spending too much on random shit you didn’t need, while Hamzah was with Martin filming their youtube video. In the middle of trying on clothes, you had this brilliant idea to prank Hamzah. You’ve seen people trick their boyfriends by calling them “friend” and supposedly this makes your boyfriend annoyed.

-

As you walk into your apartment, Hamzah was already home and you thought now would be the perfect time to prank him.

“I went shopping! Do u want a haul?” You smiled.

“Sure, why not” he sat his phone down to give you his full attention.

You excitedly sat down next to him on the couch and you propped your phone up to start recording. This caught him a bit off guard but he didnt question it.

“Whaddup guys! Earlier I went out and bought some stuff, so I am going to show you guys. Also by the way, my friend’s here I’m going to show him too” you said.

Hamzah looked at you with a confused face but you ignored it and continued with your tiktok.

“Yall, look at this gorgeous babydoll top” you show off a red top then turned it to Hamzah which he replies with a nod.

“That’s nice its very cute”

“My friend says it’s cute” You saying this definitely annoyed him and his face said it all.

“Ok here I got 2 pairs of denim jeans because I wasn’t sure which ones I liked more”

You continued on with your haul and sliding in a few more “friend” phrases to piss your boyfriend off.

“Okay, why do you keep calling me that?” He finally said.

“Calling you what?” You said in confusion which stopped you from showing off another shirt.

“You’re calling me ‘friend’ stop it!” He protested.

“No I didn’t” you deny and kept going with your haul.

“I’m your boyfriend!”

“Sorry guys, I don’t know why my friend is acting like that” you said to your phone.

“I’m leaving” he got up but you quickly held onto his arm, preventing him from leaving.

“Ok Hamzah I’m sorry! Its a prank! It was just for the tiktok” you pointed at your phone.

“That’s not funny, I hated that” he said with a straight face.

“Baby, I was only kidding” you placed your palm on his cheek, in hopes that he forgives you.

“I did not like that at all” he giggled.

You grab your phone to stop the recording and laughed at the footage. “Oh my god, you should’ve seen your face” you said.

“I’m sorry, it’s just a silly trend”

“Yeah whatever. But just know I’m getting you back” he threatened.

You look up at him in an angry expression, which made him laugh. You knew doing stupid pranks made you and Hamzah’s relationship more fun and unpredictable.

──★ ˙ ̟🐇 ꩜ .ᐟ

[fanficshiddles]

Eternally Mine, Chapter 49

Loki and Chris shared a look with one another, both thinking the same without needing to say it. Chris was driving while Loki was in the passenger seat.

Claire and Louise were in the back of the car, both of them were giggling like mad. They weren’t whispering as they knew the guys would hear, so they were using their phones to type notes to each other.

‘It’s worse than the girls at school giggling over their crushes.’ Chris commented as he glanced in the rear-view mirror at Louise, who gave an innocent smile in response.

Claire noticed Louise had a new necklace. It was a golden chain that slipped through a heart and had another heart on the end. It sat quite loosely around her neck.

I like your necklace. Looks different. From Chris?Claire typed out to show her.

Louise nodded and her cheeks went a little bit red.

Yeah. I think it’s called a love shackle… it uh, has multiple uses…

Claire looked at her with confusion.

Like what?

Louise glanced at the guys, but they were chatting about work now. She took hold of the heart on the end and pulled it, so it pulled the chain through the other heart and tightened around her neck.

Claire’s eyes widened in realisation and her mouth opened wide. Louise quickly put her hand over Claire’s mouth to stop her saying anything out loud, and she re-sorted the chain so it sat like a necklace again.

ITS LIKE A DOG SLIP LEAD WHAT THE HELL LOU! DOES HE REALISE IT DOES THAT?

Louise had to hold back a laugh.

Of course he does! One of the reasons he got it for me... It’s pure gold, too.

Claire just looked at her sister in shock, which made Louise snort with laughter. She quickly covered her mouth but it was too late, the guys heard again. Chris looked at her with an eyebrow up in the mirror and Loki turned his head around.

‘What are you two up to?’ Loki asked as he looked between them both.

‘Nothing.’ Claire said quickly.

‘Hmm.’ Loki wasn’t convinced as he turned around to face the front again.

We so need to try and rile them up somehow at this pod place. It was far too fun when Loki was feral the other week.

Louise nodded in agreement.

The pods are by a fishing lake, right? Is there trees and stuff nearby? Louise asked.

Think so, not much but I think there’s a tree-line at the opposite side. There’s no other houses or other pods nearby, just our two. So it will be nice and secluded. Claire said.

I’m sure we could easily get their instincts going. A cut finger, leave some blood trail on trees… running away from them should be enough.

They kept brain storming some ideas, but Louise’s giggling got worse again when Claire began suggesting ridiculous things.

‘Right, that’s it!’ Chris pulled over into a layby at the side of the road.

‘Uh oh… We’re in trouble now.’ Claire laughed.

‘Your fault!’ Louise poked at Claire.

‘What? Mine? It’s you that keeps laughing.’ Claire argued back.

‘You keep saying stupid things, that’s why.’

‘You’re driving the rest of the way. I need to get my girl under control. Think you need to do the same.’ Chris said to Loki with a chuckle as he got out of the car.

Loki chuckled too and hopped out. He opened the back door and motioned for Claire to get in the front with him. Claire huffed but accepted his hand and made herself comfortable in the front seat.

Chris got into the back with Louise and he reached over with a playful look on his face to grab her necklace, he pulled it firmly but slowly and it tightened around her neck so he could use it as a leash to pull her into the middle seat, right next to him.

Claire had looked round and her eyes widened, Loki wondered what she was looking at, but soon realised when he turned too.

‘God sake guys, don’t make me split you two up too for the journey.’ He said as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

‘Did you know that your brother is corrupting my sister with kinky shit?’ Claire asked Loki.

Chris laughed. ‘I am not corrupting her. She’s corrupting me.’

‘I don’t believe that for one second. I remember the type of videos you used to watch to get yourself off.’ Loki commented.

Claire nearly choked as she’d taken a sip of water at the wrong time.

‘What’s wrong, Claire? Do you want me to give my brother some tips to spice up your sex life?’ Chris smirked as Louise couldn’t stop giggling as she snuggled into Chris’ side.

‘No, nope. Our sex life is more than great, thanks. I just need you to stop corrupting my sister!’

‘I think we’re a bit late for that.’ Louise laughed.

‘Wayyyy too late for that.’ Chris confirmed with a grin.

‘Oh my god.’ Claire put her face in her hands.

Loki chuckled and squeezed her knee as he pulled back out onto the road. ‘Best not to think about it, love.’

‘I’m trying.’ Claire whined.

‘Just be glad we’re not sharing a pod with them.’ Loki smirked.

‘Maybe we should be so I can protect her poor innocent mind!’ Claire glanced over her shoulder at them. She narrowed her eyes at Chris and pointed from her eyes to his and mouthed I’m watching you!

-

The four decided to stop at a café for something to eat before carrying on to Claire and Louise’s parents. They were staying with them for a night and then heading back down the road to the pods for a few nights.

Chris and Louise went to order everyone’s food and drinks while Loki and Claire grabbed a table.

‘You’re not really worried about your sister, are you?’ Loki asked quietly.

‘No.’ Claire smiled. ‘I mean, I guess I am a bit protective of her after everything she’s been through. But I know they love each other and that he takes care of her. I know she’s in safe hands. I think the necklace thing just threw me a bit.’ She laughed.

‘You’re not jealous, are you? I could get you one, if you want to be my puppy.’ Loki smirked and put his arm around her.

‘Noooo! Loki, don’t you dare.’ Claire laughed as he kissed her cheek repeatedly. ‘I mean, you can get me pretty necklaces whenever you want…’

Loki laughed and slid his hand down her back. ‘Just nothing that resembles a dog leash… got it.’ He winked at her.

Chris and Louise returned with the drinks, then it wasn’t too long before the waiter brought over everyone’s food.

They’d barely finished eating when two guys walked into the café, Chris was instantly on edge and visibly tensed up, even though he and Louise were sitting with their backs to the door and the till area. He put his arm around Louise firmly.

‘What’s wrong?’ Louise, Claire and Loki all asked at the same time.

‘Hunters.’ Chris whispered. ‘I can smell their weapons… well, a lot of citrus. Plus, one of their heartbeats has quickened a little.’ He said cautiously and he took a sip of his tea.

‘Don’t look at them, don’t even glance.’ Loki whispered to Claire as he quickly grabbed her face, turning her into him so he could kiss her. As he noticed her about to look past Chris and Louise.

Chris tried relaxing a bit more too, but he kept his arm around Louise. He sensed the two hunters go up to order something, then they sat down at a table on the other side of the café.

‘Are there any other vamps in here?’ Claire whispered.

They knew if they talked very quietly, the hunters wouldn’t hear them.

‘I think there’s three at that back table.’ Loki tilted his head ever so slightly to the side, then looked at Chris for confirmation.

Chris nodded. ‘I don’t think they’re after us, I think it is those three vampires they’re going for, but let’s go. Now.’

‘Did you guys pay when you ordered?’ Loki asked quietly.

‘Yeah.’ Chris nodded as he stood and helped Louise with her jacket.

Loki saw while they were getting ready to leave that the hunters were mainly looking at the other group of vampires, not them. Which eased his worries a little bit as the four of them thanked the waiter and headed out as quick as they could, but without looking suspicious.

When they got to the car, Chris opened the back door for Louise to get in. Then he got in behind her. Loki opened the door for Claire and then dipped his head down to look at Chris.

‘Aren’t we going back in?’

‘What? Why?’ Chris frowned.

‘To help those vampires?’ Loki said as if it was the most obvious thing.

‘No. This isn’t Redbridge, they’re not our problem.’ Chris said firmly.

‘They’re still vampires though.’ Loki argued.

‘I don’t care. We’re not putting our girls at risk and getting involved when we don’t need to be.’ Chris growled at his brother and tightened his arm around Louise. ‘Besides, we don’t even know if they’re good vampires or not. Maybe those hunters are like Toshi and hunt vampires that deserve it. We don’t know for sure, we don’t know anything about them or the vampires.’

Loki ran a hand down his face. ‘We could at least warn the vampires?’

‘How do you plan to do that, exactly? Whatever you do, the hunters will see you going back and interacting with the vampires. If the vampires then manage to escape, the hunters will know it was you that interfered and come after you. Which, again, puts these two at risk.’ Chris was trying to remain as calm as possible, but he just wanted to get the hell out of here.

‘I think the vampires must be young or newly turned, they didn’t react at all to the hunters. What if they don’t sense them? Or know about the citrus?’ Loki’s voice was getting a little bit louder as his arms flailed around.

‘Or, maybe they did exactly what we did. Remained calm and acted like nothing was wrong.’ Chris snapped. ‘Now get in the fucking car and drive, or I’ll do it and leave you here. Is saving three vampires we know nothing about really worth putting Claire and Louise at risk?’

Claire and Louise just kept quiet and looked at one another anxiously. They both wanted to get out of there more than anything.

‘You’re still such an asshole you know that?’ Loki snarled at Chris as he shut the door, gently because it was right next to Claire, and he stormed round the other side to get into the driver’s side.

‘It’s three against two, I’m sure the vampires will be fine.’ Chris said as Loki started the engine.

Loki said nothing in response as he pulled out of the car park and headed on up the road.

Claire reached over and put her hand on his thigh. Once Loki had the car up to gear on the dual carriageway, he wrapped his hand around hers and squeezed her hand, feeling a bit calmer with her touch.

‘If it’s any consolation, I think you’re both right. It’s risky jumping into unknown battles in a place we don’t know. Though it’s hard to just forget about the vampires, you wanting to help them isn’t a bad thing.’ Claire said softly to try and break the tension that was thick in the air for a few miles.

‘If we knew the vampires, I wouldn’t hesitate to help.’ Chris said calmly. ‘Our priority is you two and your safety. If we went back in to help, you would have been left in the car unsupervised. We don’t know if there were other hunters waiting outside.’

Loki sighed and growled a little, but then he nodded. ‘I guess it would have been a bit risky.’

Things settled down better, though Chris noticed that Loki kept glancing in the rear-view mirror and side mirror a lot, and began to look a little shifty.

‘What is it?’ Chris asked him.

‘I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I have a feeling we’re being followed by that SUV.’ Loki frowned.

Chris looked out the back.

‘Shit. That was parked next to us at the café, but no one was in the front. The back seats were tinted… Turn off the carriageway, take a few different turns and see if they keep following.’

Loki nodded and turned off at the last minute. The SUV did the same. Loki went right round the next roundabout and headed back towards the dual carriageway.

‘Still following.’ Loki swallowed hard.

‘Fuck sake. Must have been more than just the two inside and they’ve heard us arguing and figured we’re vampires.’ Chris hissed. ‘Well done, brother.’

‘It’s not my fault, how was I supposed to know?’ Loki snarled.

‘If you’d just gotten in and drove off like I said, we wouldn’t be in this mess!’ Chris growled angrily.

Louise put her hands on his arm. ‘It’s not Loki’s fault, it’s no one’s fault but the hunters. Loki was just trying to help the vampires, he didn’t know. Please stop arguing. We need to lose these guys.’ She said as calmly as she could, though Chris could sense she was anxious.

He put his hand at the back of her neck and leaned in to kiss her forehead, lingering for a moment as he took a few deep breaths.

Loki squeezed Claire’s hand tighter then brought it up so he could kiss the back of it.

‘I’m sorry… for getting us into this.’ He sighed. ‘What’s the plan?’

‘Pull over and let me deal with it.’ Chris said in a slightly clipped tone.

‘Not on your own.’ Loki said as he glanced at him in the mirror.

‘You need to protect Claire and Louise. They’ll likely have silver bullets, they won’t harm me but they could kill you... I am not going to visit their parents without you.’ Chris added in to try and lighten the mood a little bit.

Loki kept driving, he didn’t want to stop. He was worried about what would happen. Not that he doubted Chris could take out a couple of hunters on his own, but he was still worried.

‘Pull over.’ Chris demanded.

‘Are you sure about this?’ Loki asked nervously.

‘Do it.’

[akuma-tenshi]

i think this is one of the worst ones yet (original)

[izel-scribbles]

just finished malevolent relisten. needless to say the obsession has been rekindled tenfold its previous magnitude

[littencloud9]

i love u nekoma & karasuno i love you SO MUCH

[so-very-small]

*rotates blorbo in my brain, making them taller with each rotation*

[triglycercule]

ok ok you dont need to threaten me here's some art ☹️☹️☹️

appreciate now while you have it because doodles are rare coming from me (only tri-yearly. i cannot doodle for the life of me its hard 🙁)

[gregoftom]

pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

[romantically-yours]

I just wanna go on dates with her

[the-acid-pear]

I never tried the option myself bc it'd probably mean skipping the Reason You Suck speech at the end (fire for speedrunners though) but I Love that you can frame your Phoneys in 3, especially so if you've already killed the previous two. Like yeah couldn't send you off to die so i'll let the goverment do it for me 🧸 like its just Peak evil imo.

[skrunksthatwunk]

mannnn ok i've been waiting for the yyh fixation cycle to put me back on (!!!!!!!) rather than (thing i am so normal about but it's dormant) and it's taken a little longer than i expected and i was worried it was going away but i am happy to announce that WE ARE SO BACK BABYYY

[kopivie]

y'all i have an insane crush on this guy at work, i think i might be going crazy