#god the way the fucking scream tv show did this 🤣

[zoanzon]

[notallwonder]

I have no chill, about this ridiculous tv show. 🙃

CME 17x07, alright alright alright...

- ewgh acid shower. 😬😬 yikes that's gruesome

- sorry but also hilarious that this guy's just in his basement with the holiday decor in storage

- nothing like a nice nap while you wait for the corpse to dissolve 😂

- I mean yeah especially when you're a new dad

- ok Felicity Huffman will be making her appearance!

- Emily "I gotta flex a little bit" profiling Tyler's handwriting? rolling my eyes so far back in my skull

- LOLLL Emily's "all of them??!" delivery

- so they're leaning into the parental dynamic with Rossi and Emily here, and it's cute, but the very idea that Emily would follow such a prohibition is so funny, Rossi you're still delusional my man. Adorable indeed

- cm is a comedy!!! "I don't have asthma"

- oh no this is heartbreaking AND sinister. And kind of vaguely romantic?

- Tara, I WILL listen to you lecture me about epigenetics. Anytime

- "situational psychopathy." words!

- "you're not gonna mess with my head again, are you?" "of course I am" 🤣🤣🤣. It's so nice that Emily's feeling more pep in her step

- side note: Emily in red my beloved

- what is Tyler's "persuasive skillset"?

- what is going on with this lawyer guy. Voit's whole deal seems to be reminding us that profilers are insufferable

- well that's one way to pay your lawyer I guess

- okay actually I think this shot through multiple car windows is cool

- I am not the only one interpreting that "skillset" comment that way lol. cm is a comedy! not like...a good one. But I am laughing. yokes on me guys

- oh I like this Penelope look

- hope his screams don't wake the baby 💀

- what? why this weird ass angle. oh like a security cam? harrumph

- yeah ok I'm laughing so much at Jill thru the door

- did she just leave Tyler in the car like a neglected toddler?

- this murder couple is fucked up, but like not in a fun way

- kind of annoying that they conveniently forget bi people exist just to make this evidence 'exonerating'. I mean, JJ didn't forget (of course). but also is it weird they didn't say the guy was gay or bi, just referred to who he had sex with?

- "he loved you back" Aww

- oh my god the comedy just keeps coming. Jason Gideon was melodramatic, histrionic...and Rossi is "the opposite," please. Like, I know the man is currently xtra traumatized but he's been yelling and throwing coffee cups at the wall for weeks, months, etc

- "how's JJ?" aww

- this baldfaced manipulation is kind of funny. it's kind of like all the times Emily's flirted with a suspect or unsub except not smooth at all, girl did you forget how to be subtle. the eager "but is it working? but I'm cute right?" energy

- calling JJ "the younger generation" is too silly I can't. She's been in the BAU longer than you!

- omg his wife is dead already isn't she.

- this mfer creepy

- JJ still wearing those sleeves pulled all the way down to her hands...

- when Jill comes in to the BAU is she just going to read everyone for filth? I wouldn't be shocked

- oh doctor you got lucky

- oh goddddd not the baby corpse 😫 holy shit. the dead wife's hand was gross, but the baby! noooooooooo 💔. aisha tyler why did you do this to me

- uh oh vinny!

- here she is! hugs from Penelope!

- it would be so funny if Jill took this opportunity to vandalize Rossi's office

- love to torture this old man

So overall this episode was okay. I think they're having a hell of a time trying to balance the Voit/Gold Star of it all with a serial murder of the week. The murderer was suitably creepy and imo an interesting rehash of that guy in "Normal" that was shooting people in traffic. But does it tie in with the season? Thematically if not in plot terms? Seems like not much! Maybe I'm wrong.

I do really like Jill Gideon, very much looking forward to her involvement. I wasn't sure how I'd feel about Felicity Huffman, but I like this character - she has a personality! And a sparkle in her eye! And a unique perspective on the team and the work! I hope she's not just used to fuck with Rossi. I like that she has (pleasant!) history with the OGs. She must have known Elle as well - it would be neat to get an Elle mention. Also I hope she and Tara get some screentime together.

[golbrocklovely]

Oh my god I was obsessed with the thirteenth year!! I completely forgot about that movie. I think I saw it for the first time around the time I saw Aquamarine, which I racked up an almost $300 dollar Comcast bill because I kept renting the movie over and over again lmao my mom called me from work screaming XD dude camp rock was everything for a minute I cared more about camp rock than I did hsm.

You're right about Sam style, ever since he did that video of switching styles with Colby, its been sneaking its way into his closet more and more and I'm here for it 1000%. You're probably right about the Mandela effect thing but some things I specifically remember being different. The Berenstein bears for instance, I had a book as a kid that said Berenstein not Berenstain (could it of been a misprint, maybe) still weirds me out tho lol

I'm a fall aesthetic kind of girl myself, there's something peaceful about the fall time that I can't explain lol it just speaks to my soul

I've been wondering the same thing about metalife and I was low-key gonna ask you about it lol I wasn't around at that time but it seemed really short lived, I don't even fully know what it is but from what I could see they seemed passionate about and proud of it.

Not gonna lie I used to take almost hour long showers, thats how long it used to take me, now I'm between like 15-30 mins depending on what needs to me done🤣🤣🤣

My favorite drink(s) are pepsi, cranberry juice and water lol and then for alcoholic drinks thats kind of tough because I have ✨t r a u m a✨ when it comes to drinking. So I don't really do it that often but when I do it's always with my cousin and we usually drink this peach moscato wine from barefoot that's really good. Or the basic white girl wine coolers like Mike's hard lemonade or twisted tea. I also unironically like smirnoff ice's lol

I don't really watch TV that much outside of my already favorited shows. I've been really into Guy's Grocery Games lmfao. If you don't know what it is, it's pretty much like chopped but Guy Fieri's version. I watch it with my mom 😂 its pretty funny and the last movie I watched was The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. Funniest movie I've seen in a while, you should watch it if you ever get the chance.

Most of my clothes are from Walmart because all the stores I like don't carry my size in store and I have a love/hate relationship with shopping for clothes online. It has not ended well for me in the past lol

Favorite pizza topping? Favorite board game? Do you collect anything?

omg we are the same person haha

i've never actually watched aquamarine, but i can totally see why ppl loved and still do. my movie of choice back then was ella enchanted. i fucking loved that movie.

and camp rock was the moment bc of the jonas brothers and demi. the cast of hsm was iconic, but camp rock deserves it's praises too.

i'm honestly really into sam's style too. but colby's just matches my aesthetics more. yeah, the berenstein bears is a weird one. i think sometimes it was misprinted or something. also, the way ppl pronounce it has probably altered how ppl thought it was spelt.

no, i get what you mean. falling leaves is like the most peaceful thing to me.

the thing with metalife... i truly don't know the answer. i heard that someone was threatening to sue bc they got removed from the site or they got bullied on the site? but i have no actual idea if that is true or not.

i used to be able to take fast showers, but i've added a lot more steps into my shower taking lol i just wish i could be clean all the time.

honestly wine coolers and mike's hard are good. they have like no alcohol content in them and they're just nice to sip on instead of a heavier drink. better than white claws in my opinion.

omg i didn't know guy fieri had a show other than the eating show he's had for years haha he's such a weird dude but i love him. and i've heard of that movie. i gotta watch it next time i get the chance. i can't even remember the last tv show i saw, or movie for that matter. i watch youtube so often anymore.

same, online shopping can be the fucking worst. most of my clothes are from rue 21, hot topic, or like random dollar stores that have my size occasionally. also i do have a good amount of snc merch.

my favorite pizza topping is honestly just more cheese. i want so much cheese that it could kill a lactose intolerance person lol jk. i do like vegetable pizzas sometimes, so i guess veggies, if not more cheese.

there was a board game me and my brother used to play called 1313 dead end drive. it was like clue mixed with mouse trap. it was so cool. but i haven't played a board game in years.

the only thing i think i collect is crystals. i really love them and they're just so pretty. my favorite one is an amethyst that actually came from a rock that used to be in my yard at my old house. my brother and his friends smashed opened this huge rock and inside was amethyst. i got one little piece of it that i still have :)

questions: worst party you've ever been too? first band/artist you ever got really into? white, milk, or dark chocolate?

[darke15]

Hello Rhymie! @rhymingtree

I love the blank look on Boone's face as Turner's decision sinks in... just her going:

She's just confused on how he ended up making this kind of decision

OH LOOK AT THAT. THE DUBAI FLASHBACK. I'm getting hurt very early aren't I

yeahhhhhh big ouchies

YEAH THREE CHEERS FOR (future) SENATOR JOHNSON

hip hip hoorayyyyyyy

JACK! Oh wow, and he's doing pull-ups. Pretty...

him really is 😍

HAHAHA Raf being annoying is perfect. It's like the Grumpy/Sunshine besties pairing.

Raffa is to Jack as Jesse is to Ari

HAHAHA Lemme laugh at Jack's predicament of forced proximity with Raf and Duke, and the fact that he cannot function like a normal human being around them both.

he's just spazzing out internally

I bet Duke's having a great time watching Jack work out right now, 'cause I sure am.

he really enjoyed it

Jack's complaining about bumping into Duke all the time and I'm screaming at my phone, "LET FATE DO HER WORK, JACK. FUCKIN' TALK TO HIM."

Right? The universe is pulling them together but they're not smart too stubborn enough to see it

I have a feeling Raf genuinely wants Jack to punch him because he's relentless.

he'd find it funny

You think Duke is handsome? Honey, literally everyone you'll end up working with are fuckin' supermodels, Duke is just the tip of the iceberg.

They really are tho....aren't they.....

Here we are again with his entire body stiffening, THE SMILE ON MY FACE IS INHUMAN I AM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

🖤🖤🖤

OH HE'S PINNED UNDER THE BAR I ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN OH MY GOD OUGHEPIJEIDS

😏😏😏

I LOVE HOW HE WENT WEAK WITH JUST THINKING ABOUT THE BLUE OF DUKE'S EYES

They're mesmerizing 😍

It's so worth it though. If this is what Duke and Jack are gonna be doing for the rest of the series I gotta buy new keyboards in bulk orders

🤣🤣🤣

I'm just happy that despite all their awkwardness and loss of bodily function in close proximity, these two get their happy ending. And they went from going weak with the thought of each other to flirting around in near death situations while one of them is in captivity in the JTTC.

I love the character development that we get to see from this to BS:A

Oh, fuck me... Don't worry Jack, you'll be doing that with him sooner or later

yesssssssssssssssss

Did Boone glance down towards his pants because right now I think he might- need the bathroom... or something

😏😏😏

Boone swings both ways, you say.... excuse me while I fall in love a bit more

🖤🖤🖤

I'm scared shitless to see where this Boone-Deveroux thing is gonna go. BUT IS SHE GONNA TURN HER INTO A SHISH KEBAB LIKE SHE DID WITH ROOK!? 😃😃😃

hehehehehe 😈

I'm thinking this time instead of a shish kebab she'd go for... clam chowder. She's creative, I know she can do it. Deveroux a la clam chowder...

Maybe I shouldn't read on an empty stomach...

ahhh man that sounds so good right now

YEAH DUKE ASK HIM OUT OR BOONE MIGHT DO IT FOR YOU

She's gonna get them together if it's the last thing she does

Hey, as hard as Boone's challenge is, at least Zac's computer hasn't burst into flames yet. I'm sure Christopher would have a marvelous time helping him with that though

At this point belov would just grab the computer and frisbee it out of the nearest window.

I love how scrawny nerdy Zac's only friend is the big burly Russian guy with a mop.... someone needs to make fanart of them

yessss plsssssss

Someone needs to make fanart of Duke and Jack's night in the shops too...

I just want more fanart of everyone in general i love it all so much

Someone needs to make this whole thing into an actual TV show

That would be awesome 🖤

I love knowing that the characters I love get the happy endings they deserve.

That's what I really love about this series. We get to see them before they were the badasses we know in love in the main series and just seeing their growth makes me so proud of my imaginary fictional characters

Damn. This episode is a rollercoaster. Five minutes ago I was convincing my neighbors that I turned into a giant mouse with all my squealing and now... Yeah, I'm sad now.

sowwy 🥺

Noooo Jack you didn't lose your shot nooo that's just Boonie being Boonie

yeahhhh but he doesn't know boonie nor the extent of her crazy quite yet

Raf. Is a literal mood. I think at some point it'll physically pain him to watch Jack and Duke hover around each other

lol. he goes from wanting to get them together in TS&TS to regretting everything in CH59 of BS:A when they're constantly flirting

RAF AND I GREW UP WITH THE TELENOVELAS. It all makes sense why I'm a blubbering mess with Jack and Duke now, we were trained to do this.

🤣🤣🤣

But no seriously if this love story takes a telenovela turn I will literally combust. Could you imagine it going from cute love story to 'faking deaths and falling off rooftops and oh it turns out his sister is your mom and your father is his father but it's all adoptive and apparently you were descended from royalty'

mmmmmm new BS:A storyline

Anyways.... I am Raf and Raf is me and that is why we would be besties. I also have no clue how I got this far with my life.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh my god that's the first time he called Raf Doc, isn't it? Oh my god IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

it is, glad you caught that. It's also the first time Jack has referred to him as 'Rafael' in his sections instead of Mendez

Boone is a horrible influence, getting Christopher drunk... It might be why I love her

Yes she is

YESSSS SENATOR JOHNSON'S ALL SUITED UP

YAHHHHHHSSSSSS

Boone's self destructive behavior is making me feel both excited and very, very scared.

glad you noticed. she's going through shit just like she did in S1 but quieter and in the background

Yessss Turner is such a fucking badassss I love it

he really is tho

Nope nevermind I retract it I no longer love it he's visiting Ghost and I will end up a crying mess on the floor therefore it has been retracted I don't want it I DONT WANT IT I DONT WANT IT

oops

Raf, how are you gonna drive back to campus if you're going to get drinks? I'm presuming you're not planning on having one drink and then leaving so now I'm worried

they'll pass out in the car and drive home in the morning...with hangovers and IV fluid bags hanging from the 'oh shit' handles so they're rehydrated by the time they get back to campus

Hehe.. wanker. Now I really want this to be an actual show, I wanna hear Jesse call everyone wankers. le gasp or the C-word....

🤣🤣🤣

I definitely shouldn't have had coffee. I'm vibrating with excitement

you say that every time 😉

HAHAHAH BOONE FORGOT CHRISTOPHER

I'm gonna go take a five minute break so I can get all the laughter out of my system from JUST THAT LINE

she's got a lot on her mind, what can i say? 😂

OI. OI WAIT. DID DUKE JUST- DID HE JUST SMILE AT JACK

HE SMILED

yessss him didddddd

EIDIGJGJGHPJIOEDHPJIEDGPJIGIJGJIODGJIO

same

I never thought that of all the subplots to come out of this show, this cheesy lil romance would be my favorite one.

that last bit of jack's internal monologue was so fuckin' cheesy i was laughing my ass off

and i was brought back to life for the angst. dear jesus darke what are you doing to me

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

I tried to cheat myself out of the emotional damage for a bit but I dont know why I thought A Little Life was going to be any less painful

Girlie... Darke, you're killing me

sowwy 😬

WHY DID I HEAR HIS VOICE BREAKING IN MY HEAD WHEN HE ASKED FOR HER TO BELIEVE IN HIM

WHY DID MY BRAIN DO THAT

ouchieessssssssss 😭

Ohhh I think I'm starting to like the villains. Don't do that, don't make me like the villains...

hehehehehehehe 🤣

Fuck. Me. She has a dagger. Oh god no no no no no no

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

I'm too gay for this. I can't just be on the good guy side if the villain HAS A DAGGER

Boone has knives tho......

Fuuuck.... what is it with women cursing in French

is sexy 😏 boonie's finally gonna meet her match

I mean... Do I even have to say how much I loved this? Because I think I've proven that enough already.

🖤🖤🖤

I'd like to give a special Valentine's day greeting to :

Belov and his vodka (though it's a bit of a toxic relationship...)

he says thank you but he's moved on to another bottle...he found Boone's good whiskey

Turner and Imara (power couple, hope they're willing to adopt because I need them in my life)

They are ready and willing to bring you home with them. Although, you'll have to share a room with the twins until Boonie is done decorating your room

Duke and Jack (hope they're still making up for all the time they wasted just staring at each other's butts 😏😏😏😏😏)

They are. There's a reason they needed a few weeks off 😏

Thank you so much Rhymie! Happy Valentine's Day 🖤

THE SOLDIER & THE SPY

SEASON 2 : EPISODE 4 — THE TRICKSTER

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Mendez nodded, humming to himself and setting back to work on his paper. He only stayed quiet for a moment more before whispering to Jack,”I won't tell anyone, by the way. I just like giving you shit 'cause you're all high and mighty all the time.”

“What?”

“You know, you’re always like, ‘Don’t call me bro, bro’ and ‘I’m Sergeant Bennet I’m the best at everything I do.’” Mendez mocked him lightly, “And I’m just over here like, ‘Yo, cálmate, güey.’”

Jack scoffed, shaking his head, “I meant what aren't you telling anyone?

“Oh, you know, güey,” Mendez winked with a low whistle, “You and Dugan. Y tu romance secreto.”

“What?”

“I mean, it's not exactly a secret,” he shrugged, “Everyone can see it if they watch you two.”

“Shut up. We're not together,” Jack whispered, “He's not even in to me. I mean, he's with Cavanaugh, right?”

“What?” he asked with a blinked, straightening in his seat, “Nah. You see the way he looked at you today when you about killed yourself? My guy is in to you, bro.”

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