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ilovemesomevincentprice · 7 months ago

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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chrliekclly · 6 months ago

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horrible parents horrible women horrible yuri

#bonnie #bonnie kelly #mrs mac #iasip #always sunny #old ladies #fanart #mine #thought id finally put my money wher my mouth is bcuz i hav talkd abt loving these 2 b4 but iv nevr done n e thng to show it #unlike i xpected i actully had a good time drawing a buncha wrinkles :3 #like im not good @ it but i enjoyd it lol #i also might b obsessd w drawing young mrs mac tht hairdo is v fun #but n e way god i lov these bastards!!!!#they r so fucking terrible!!! their sons were raised so depressingly!! THEY R SO FUN TO EXPLORE #and their actresses r so cute man....theyr so sweet irl makes me sick

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kinokoshoujoart · 6 months ago

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Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!

#my art #why is his name localized as CURDY…..#i was making fun of it being cardi in the japanese version but……. CURDY #bokumono #harvest moon #story of seasons #harvest moon ds #harvest moon ds:cute #harvest moon ds cute #hmds #hmds cute #pastor carter #now everyone knows i always name my farm ram ranch. shameful #ladies……. he’s broke and possibly an alcoholic….(can we save him?)#the proposal really comes out of nowhere lmao #i’m sorry i’m still not over this his name is CURDY…… aaaaaaaagh #pastor carter is such a funky little guy to me. i have him in my acnh town he has a basement full of flame machines and a single wheelchair #why did the video crop like that when i appended the recordings together. i’m getting so old #sorry for the excessive babygirlism my tablet works again and i went a little ham #of course marrying a man of god causes the game to end. since the programming language for hmds is ancient evil curses #heh….. hex code

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hairydykecunt · 8 months ago

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pic i took this morning :)

#kittys #i know looks arent everything but im so hot. i think ppl should fuck me all the time. and ignore everything terrible abt me #i need need need to start lifting weights and exercising god. im weak asf #also totally unrelated but i wanna get drunk and wrestke with a cute firl so fucking bad omg #i did it once with a buddy of mine and he is a 29 year old cis white man but like. minus him the concept is so fucking hot #i started to lock in and was actually strufgling and started getring svafed snd was thrown around it wa sso cool. i wanna do thay to a girl #god. who wants to wrestke with a weak weak weak dyke

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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I feel unwell

#thank you to suzuki-ecstar for mentioning this to me!!!!!! 🥺#AGHHHHHHH im just dying over all the cute moments this event has caused #seb shows up on the grid and there is suddenly peace and love in the world #nando showing off the insect house is so 🥺🥺🥺🥺#and then seb coming over and complimenting it STOP IT #'new home' ah yes for bee fernando and bee seb to live in <3 🤭#okay but god damn it the bee movie has tarnished this for me #i cant even joke like 'au where they're both bees!' CAUSE THEN ITS LITERALLY JUST THE BEE MOVIE SO THANKS FOR THAT #anyways old man romance is alive and well and i am so pleased #also we got fed strollonso today but i have zero mental capacity for it! apologies!!!#f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2023 japanese gp

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syrips · 7 months ago

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'strahd's scary'

'strahd's evil'

yea ok but hear me out.

imagine if. if he let you hug him.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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Understandably So no one mentions charles when talking about the Logan movie and again Understandably So This Aint Bout Him however i do confess that as someone who had never seen Logan until like. a month ago when i was binging all the movies and without knowing a single thing about it aside from laura i cant lie i was in fact jumpscared by him being there. especially for at least like 3/4s of the movie

#xmen #logan movie #snap chats #i be ramblin today hello ...#it was a pleasant jumpscare. yk until he died. after realizing he committed atrocities by accident 😭😭💀 OLD MAN NOOO #but no please LIKE I READ THE DESCRIPTION WHEN GOING TO WATCH RIGHT #AND I WAS JUST THINKING 'oh he'll probably be here for like twenty minutes. wdym he's here for way longer than that'#i THINK years ago i REMEMBER seeing a screenshot of the hotel bit with laura and charles but again that was years ago #and i might be tricking myself maybe its a false memory jealvvelka either way i just know they were cute :(#point is he was here for. i cant even say So Little cause again He Was Here For An Hour And Thirty Minutes Out Of Two Hours #and lets be clear 'snap has your brain molded that much you know exactly how much screen time charles gets in the movies'#girl no not yet i only know exactly when he punches his clock cause i had to keep restarting the movie cause it kept pausing vjAELKAJE #and it just so happened to struggle literally like. ten minutes after he dies- like when logan was dealing with x24 THAT part #so rude for that.. anyway I Repeat i miss charles and laura bein cute :(#it wasnt a lot but it was just sweet.. i always like how charles always got that Professor in his soul with these movies #like in dofp when logan's losing it after. getting future ptsd jvALKVLAJ??K charles is there to ground him #despite being. Like That vjeaLKj like sir please ily. i will accept the Youre On Acid answer youre trying your best #and then with THIS movie evidently charles is having. the worst time upstairs #but he's still super sweet with laura like oh stop you grandpa im gonna throw up #and to STRESS. they were EVIL about that wholesome dinner bit like :((( oh to see the fam happy and safe again :(((#like im throwing up frankly. people were right this movie IS sad i underestimated their assessment 😭#to lighten the mood in my heart. charles really do be an old man in this movie hes such a menace to logan JELKAK #god. Most Normal X-Men Movie Watcher Focuses On Professor X During The Movie About Logan VEJLKJA #ok im done. sorry i just keep replayin that bit in my head where theyre in the car and logans just 'Did You Take Your Meds SHOW'#like pelase. jaeRLKEaj ok im gonna try drawing i looked at my wall long enough and i think i can draw something

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shou-jpeg · 2 years ago

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Give him kisses!

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#kimchay #lilkittykim #jeff satur #wtf is this photo of jeff though he looks so adorable???#i want to pinch his cheeks #twenty eight (?) year old man #I am his age and not a single man in my life is this cute honestly a disgrace #what have I done to upset God?#risu442 #thank for the 300 photos im having a great time

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lloydfrontera · 9 months ago

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this man is forty years old

#i talk a lot <3 #cpsm #crown prince sells medicine #rakiel magentano #FINE HE'S TWENTY YEARS OLD BUT LIKE. MENTALLY HE'S AN OLD MAN.#god he's so fucking cute i cannot do this get him out of my sight immediately lest i embarrass myself

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 4 months ago

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His giggle is life!!

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slurpyboii · 1 month ago

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May take this down idk I wasn't sure if I actually wanted to post it but wtv maushold my beloved. Also rant in the tags I have opinions on pokemon

#this is my last post in a row i swear #pokemon #pokèmon #maushold #pokemon scarlet and violet #one of the few pkm i liked from the recent gen godbless #i haven't liked any of the gimmicks since mega evolution and i havent liked any of the regional variants since alola(how spell?) so the new #stuff is vert hit or miss for me #mega evolutions was a new hype thing that made the pkm cooler and i was so excited to see new mega evolutions in the future only for them to #come up with a brand new gimmick (z moves i believe?) next region and its was just. oh. so were not doing that anymore.#now they release a new one with every regions and i just. sigh #idk what scarlet violet has i dont pay enougn attention #oh my god and the regional varients #bro just make new pokemon oh my god. it's so lazy and yk its just so they can reel back in fans of the old stuff by giving them a new form #the alolan variants were cool cause they were new!! and pokemon looking different cause of the climate was cool!!#then galar came along. what even is the point of those variants man #like. i love galar. probably one of my fave new gens. but man #and now they just keep conveniently adding stuff that enables them to make more regional variants like PLEASE just make new pokemon #maushold is so cute!! and so is some of the other new ones!! the regional variants this region are ugly as sin though!!#sorry for the rant i am very opinionated on pokemon. its not my most passionate hyperfixation but its the one thats lasted the longest #that being most of my life. so ill be damned if i dont know an unfortunate amount about it #not the characters though those were whatever. i was in it for the pokemon #oh yeah but not all original pokemon are great though. screw bramblin or whatever that thing is

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rev-velvet · 4 months ago

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Hey everyone how's it-OH GOOD HEAVES!!!

THE THEME IS PAST VS. PRESENT VS. FUTURE!!?!!

#rev's ramblings #And it looks like each idol group represents a different one holy shit #I was literally yappin about the final splatfest like yesterday #Pear and Frye looking kinda 😳#But anyways I pray Im either on vaction from college or the internet doesn't suck ass in my dorm for me to play #Im sorry Frye but I might have to go Team Future for this one #God I'm so excited for this and how they go about the story for the next game #PLEASE NINTENDO IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES INCLUDE OCTAVIO IN THE STORY MORE PLEAAAASE #I know Splatoon 3 was the end of the New Squidbeak Splatoon story but please just let that old man be the focus just ONCE #He intrigues me to no end #Side note but I think the little graphics of their eyes are cute #splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatfest

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angelbambisworld · 8 months ago

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Put me in a room with this man for like an hour and one of us is gonna come out pregnant

And it's not gonna be me

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whereismyhat5678 · 1 year ago

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OOOOHH OOOHH ME ME ME I WANNA SAY A HEAD CANNON OF MINE TOO 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

okay *ahem* this is about noisette and peppino (and special guest: Gustavo) uh-

I'm my head cannon, one day, peppino asked noisette about ways to calm himself down, she said "oh you should try stress knitting!" and he was like "but idk how to knit" and she said "don't worry I'll show you!" and now they knit together

and one day Gustavo wanted to knit with them too, and now the three knit together sometimes, they made a extra large blanket together once, and for sometimes they gift each other knitted sweaters when it gets cold because they care about eachother

idk I came up with it and I thought it was cute and I thought it would be sweet if this was drawn (you don't gotta, I just think it would be nice)

This is way too adorable how can I say no-