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Ugh, honestly? This prelude thing reads like bad fanfiction 😭
#she speaks#I won’t put it in the tag#but I’m talking about Ghostwire#the game is so fucking good but this visual novel is lame as hell#that’s disappointing#I should’ve kept track of the choices I made so I could go through all the options#or I guess I could’ve streamed it#I am not a streamer but I would’ve done it to save the longform video instead of 15 min increments#cuz I’m playing it on my ps4#instead of my bro’s ps5 where it records an hour at a time#but that’s a pain in the ass to move over and edit#what the fuck am I talking about?#god stupid ramble lmao
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part 7 of straw hat!ichiji and without further ado, we'll dive into the next one; Drum Island arc
Nami is sick
as Nami falls sick in a seemingly serious illness, Sanji is taking it harder because of trauma; he has seen Ichiji become seriously ill when they starved on the rock island with Zeff and he had thought he was gonna die.
Sanji has unresolved trauma when it comes to serious illnesses and Ichiji doesn't know how to fix the problem since he cares very little about his own wellbeing.
with Nami out of commission, Ichiji takes over the nagivating role temporarily. he proves to be very decent on it and uses Zeff's old logbook as his guide through the Grand Line. he notices that since the weather is becoming steadingly colder, they must be nearing a winter island.
everyone has different responses to Nami's illness; Luffy, Usopp and Sanji nearly panics while Vivi becomes worried and anxious. Zoro and Ichiji mostly takes the role as the rational ones.
Ichiji is starting to feel under the weather as well and he wonders if his physical body had a delayed reaction due to his modified genetics. he doesn't fall instantly ill like Nami did, but he becomes more fatigued, irritated and loses his appetite (although he forces himself to eat something).
to distract himself from Nami's sickness and his brother's bad moods, Sanji dotes on Nyansha, their new ship cat who can shift size at will. he likes how friendly and cuddly Nyansha is and thinks back at the Baratie. he remembers how he and Ichiji used to nag at Zeff to have a pet and were always refused because the Baratie was a sea-faring restaurant and he didn't want any animals fall into the water and drown.
Zoro notices that Ichiji isn't doing well and keep scratching his neck, so he asks if he's really fine. Ichiji waves off his concerns and just says "don't worry about it".
meeting Wapol and entering Drum Island
Vivi decides to set course for any island nearby in hopes to find a doctor for the sick Nami, instead of heading towards Alabasta. Ichiji has a brief conversation with her and informs her that while she's already burdened with the serious state of her land, she chose to save another's life and it's not something to scoff at. Vivi remarks that Ichiji seems to understand her better than anyone and wonders if he knows a lot about monarchy and diplomacy (given his prior knowledge of Alabasta and displaying dormant skills of leadership).
Ichiji goes still after that and answers "well, we all have skeletons in the closet, don't we? and no, i don't want to talk about it."
as he tends to do sometimes, Ichiji looks over the ocean and thinks about the brothers he left behind in Germa in favor for Sanji. he always regrets leaving them behind and being unable to bring all his little brothers with himself and he hopes that they're faring well, despite Germa being...Germa.
the peace isn't for long, as an unfamiliar pirate ship approaches the Merry and attacks them. through irritated, Ichiji fights along with Zoro, Luffy and Sanji, using the gun Zeff had given him and Sanji (the very one Sanji aimed at Miss All Sunday). they encounter Wapol, a Devil Fruit user and has eaten the Munch Munch fruit and eats exactly anything.
after attempting to eat the ship, Luffy fights him and sends him flying across the ocean. the pirates retreats, however.
Luffy attempts to cheer up Nami, but fails. it's a very hard day on the crew since no one has apparently been sick before (Sanji denies this, but Ichiji mutters a "lies" but disguises it into a cough). the next day, they're reaching a winter island, Drum Island, and drops their anchor there. but they're suddenly ambushed by its' hostile inhabitants.
Ichiji decides to try to reason with them along with Vivi, telling them that they have a sick person onboard and she needs aid. a villager, however, shoots at Vivi when Sanji was about to defend himself from the same shooting villager.
Luffy resolves the situation, after being briefly angered by the violence against his nakama (and being urged by Vivi to not chose violence as counter measure) and Dalton, the leader, and the villagers decides to help them.
Luffy, Sanji, Vivi, Usopp heads down to the village with Nami and leaves Zoro, Ichiji and Karoo onboard the Merry. before they leave, Sanji notices that his older brother has flushed cheeks, but Ichiji says it's because of the cold.
Sanji trails after Luffy, Usopp, Vivi and Nami, but not before looking behind himself at Ichiji.
Zoro is lost and Ichiji falls
after staying in the village for a while and finding out the nearest doctor, one Dr. Kureha, also known as "the witch", resides on a castle on top of a tall rock-like mountain, Luffy and Sanji heads there with Nami to cure her while Vivi & Usopp remains in the village with Dalton. Ichiji and Zoro standing guard on the ship, in case more enemies turned up.
Ichiji kept himself inside the galley when Zoro decided to train in the cold, since he felt less tolerant to the cold than usual and he wasn't in mood to deal with Zoro "unreasonable training montage". but he got suspicious when he heard a lack of "swordman noises" and when he went to check, he found both Zoro and Karoo missing.
Ichiji braves the cold surroundings of Drum Island, dressed warmly and yet, still freezing as if he had no outerwear. trying to locate the missing Zoro is like searching for a needle in a pile of hay, but Ichiji keeps trying.
his illness starts to process more aggressively, putting Ichiji's wellbeing at risk; his fever sky-rockets, he becomes weak and delirious, and soon, he's gotten himself lost as well. fortunately for him, a sled nears him and nearly runs him over; it's Dr. Kureha along with Chopper (in walk point).
Ichiji doesn't call her anything, but he asks her if she's seen "a green-haired, half-naked fool" somewhere. Kureha doesn't answer the question and instead, inquires about his own health since he looks like he's about to keel over. Ichiji decides to be honest and says that he isn't well, but it's the least of his problems since he needs to find his friend.
Ichiji doesn't get to say more before his strength is drained and he collapses in the snow, completely overtaken by his fever.
(Kureha and Chopper decides to bring him with them, as Ichiji will surely die from his fever or the cold if he stays outside)
reunited at the castle, an unbreakable bond of brothers
by the time Luffy, Sanji and Nami are safely inside the castle, they're in a horrible state; Luffy, exhausted from climbing the drum rock with his bare hands and carrying on his two crew mates, is suffering hypothermia. Nami is seriously ill, hovering between life and death and Sanji is critically injured with a broken spine and internal bleeding from the avalanche.
Chopper and Kureha treats them as the group is in a critical condition. Nami is the first one who comes around and the cause of her illness is revealed; Kestia, a poisonous tick from Little Garden causes a "five day sickness" that ends in death.
she also finds out that she isn't alone in the room she's staying in, she sees Ichiji in another bed and panics. it turns out that Ichiji was also bitten by a Kestia tick (flashback to the post-battle in Little Garden, when he slapped his neck from a "mosquito bite"). Kureha has discovered that Ichiji has a different metabolism than an ordinary human which is why his illness progressed slower than Nami. however, his intolerance to the cold and stress made his body enough weak for the Kestia bacteria to advance faster and more aggressively.
Chopper then runs into the room, being chased by Luffy and Sanji who mistook him for food source. however, Sanji stops when he sees his older brother seriously ill and becomes shocked, getting vivid flashback to his past.
we get a narrated flashback from Sanji's POV. he remembers the rock island they were stuck on, starving for 80+ days. during the five last days on the rock, Ichiji fell seriously ill due to eating lesser than Sanji, exhausting himself by collecting morning dew for his brother, enduring night watches and exposure from the sun. after they got saved by a passing ship, Ichiji was put under quarantine due to his illness being so serious along with starvation. he was ill for two months while Sanji and Zeff recovered. Sanji remembers watching his brother suffer from fever, chills, nausea, etc. he had never seen Ichiji weak ever in his life and the thought of Ichiji dying for his sake gave him nightmares and Sanji cried for every day, believing that his brother would surely die.
Sanji tears away from his narrated flashback, seeing Ichiji suffering in the same state and gets a trauma-induced panic attack. he breaks down crying, terrified that his brother is dying once again, blames himself for not seeing the signs and begs the unconscious Ichiji to not leave him alone.
before Kureha is about to hit Sanji's head for whining so much, Ichiji speaks up, revealing he's been awake the whole time
"Geez, you're still such a crybaby, Sanji..."
Sanji screams of grief and anger, hugging Ichiji and saying...something, but no one is able to understand what he's saying since he's crying and sobbing at the same time.
(foreshadowing to Sanji's "△✕~◑※◇♨*~✖✹" in water 7)
Ichiji is still running a fever and seemigly drifts off, but not before he managed to reassure his little brother and his captain (because let's face it, Luffy is freaking out at the thought of his nakama dying) that he'll be fine soon.
everyone thinks he's asleep because of his closed eyes, but he's conscious enough to hear Chopper's story when Kureha tells Sanji and Nami (while Luffy is off chasing the poor reindeer again to make him join his crew).
Wapol returns and the siege of Drum Castle
their luck runs short when Wapol makes a return to the castle, intending to "rule" Drum Island again (which would lead to more of the people's suffering). once again, Luffy fights Wapol but this time, it becomes personal when Wapol shoots at the jolly roger of the long passed Dr. Hiriluk, Chopper's mentor and adoptive father.
Luffy engages in full battle, enraged over how "fake pirates" like Wapol just shoots a jolly roger without a single respect.
inspired by Luffy, Chopper shows that he doesn't have just medical skills, but battle skills as well and joins the battle. Sanji attempted to join as well, but his back injury flares up, rendering him out of commission with Kureha guarding him.
while his two henchmen, fused into one, fights Chopper and Luffy gets distracted, Wapol sneaks into the castle. he stumbles onto Nami, who's already well enough to walk around thanks to Chopper and Kureha's wonder medicine.
the only difference here from canon is that Ichiji arrives in time, still feverish, and jumps at Wapol, pulling at his hair as the ex-king attacks her (which also gives Nami the perfect moment to steal the key from Wapol).
Nami manages to escape, but Wapol is now chasing Ichiji. the antibiotic remedy against his illness is progressing, but Ichiji is already exhausted and Wapol corners him, intending to kill him. Luffy finds them just in time and engages in one final battle before he emerges victorious, having punched Wapol across the next island with a Gum Gum Bazooka.
Dr. Hiriluks cherry blossom snow, Chopper joins the straw hats
with the antibiotic treatment finally taking effect for Ichiji (due to his fast metabolism) and Sanji is getting his back (painfully) fixed again, Luffy tries again and again to recruit Chopper to his crew
Nami attempts to negotiate with Kureha; she hands over the key if Kureha discharges her, Sanji and Ichiji. Ichiji, however, doesn't want Nami to do that since he wants she and Sanji to recover first (once again, he neglects to include himself) before heading to Alabasta. Kureha takes the key, but says they must stay in the castle...but also that there's a coat in the room and the guards aren't present. Nami takes it as a sign that they're free to go.
when Sanji's treatment is complete, Nami and Ichiji brings him as they go outside. Ichiji is nearly fully recovered at this point and is carrying Sanji on his back, who's still out of it from his treatment. Ichiji takes a moment to reflect on old memories and muses that he hasn't done this since they were kids.
barely some moments later, Chopper is joining them but Kureha is chasing after him with weapons, so the Straw Hats panics and decides to pack it to leave. Ichiji wastes no time getting into a sled, still carrying Sanji on his back. however, they get to witness something wonderous.
using Hiriluk's "cure for the country's cold heart", the straw hats and everyone else witnesses cherry blossoms falling onto the snowy island. Ichiji, with a now conscious Sanji leaning on his shoulder, remarks that he has never seen something so beautiful in his life and it's enough to almost bring tears.
with the perfect send-off to Chopper and having a ship doctor onboard, the straw hats sets sail for Alabasta
#pooks rambles#one piece#one piece au#straw hat ichiji au#ichiji runs away with sanji au#vinsmoke ichiji#scarlet ichiji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#cat burglar nami#god usopp#nefertari vivi#karoo#tony tony chopper#drum island arc#alabasta saga#zosan#it's implied#the one where ichiji almost dies part 2: electric boogaloo#ichiji calls sanji “crybaby” (affectionately)#sanji is very emotional about his big brother#also ichiji looking for zoro is hilarious#especially when the lack of “swordman noises” tips him off that zoro is gone#ichiji: can't believe this is the idiot my brother will eventually marry someday...#later ichiji be like “never mind they're a match 'cause they're equally stupid”#nami robin and ichiji has them braincells#this took me forever to write lmao
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#inspired by the song Somethin’ Stupid- Frank Sinatra and Nancy Sinatra#please listen to it this song is so WOW..#ace attorney#aa#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#wrightworth#gyakuten saiban fanart#I’M SO HAPPY I FINISHED THIS PIECE !! it only took exhaustion and a very very bad night for me to finally catch the vibe i wanted#i did it at least three times lol#the first draft was supposed to be rendered but it was so uglyyyyyy#thank god i downloaded those pixel brushes#you probably don’t need to know that but i love rambling lmao#wdym phoenix doesn’t have a stubble post-aa4??? hahahahaha ofc he has one !#digital art#ace attorney fanart
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I love working on the little Kanae and Kyojuro break up fic from the roleswap au cuz Kanae is genuinely very sad and confused over the whole situation even if she has finally been able to admit she was mostly just with Kyojuro because he was there and made sense but she’s worried so much about like. making him really upset and hurting him by telling him that and ending it and Shinobu is like “dw trust me he’ll be fine” and Kanae is crying like 😭😭 you don’t know that and shinobu is just sitting there like 😐 unsure if she should point out that Kyojuro is very obviously gay and she clocked him forever ago because most likely that will just make Kanae feel more conflicted and also she’s not entirely sure Kyojuro has figured it out himself yet (he hasn’t) so shinobu is nice enough not to say anything but she’s still just left sitting there staring at Kanae like you really don’t need to be sad over breaking up with a gay man trust me he’ll be fine
#ik this sounds so weird without the context of the fics#but if you’ve read them you know. you get it#anyways god bless shinobu for being the first openly gay person in the infinity castle#she put up with so much shit and paved the way for everyone else#not due to any kind of homophobia. mostly just stupidity lmao#she’s like man I’d love to better comfort my sister rn but both saying it and not saying it would make it worse#au: everyone bleeds red#<- yeah I’m gonna start putting my random yapping in my tag for it#why not#kaz rambles
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Zane... Zane I love you so much you're so stupid <333 EVERY time he opens his mouth he just gets worse
"100 percent of successful detectives wear trench coats and hats while narrating their thoughts."
"Her eyes showed annoyance, but her heart revealed that she respected my unorthodox techniques."
he's SUCH a cutie patootie your honour - i hate him so much <33
#Pixal is so me <3#complaining the entire time LMAO#she is trying SO hard to keep them both out of trouble i love her so much#and then she just... picks up the hat and accent after he disappears & genuinely starts to enjoy what a nerd <3#GOD she loves him and his stupid ways so much they're so cute <33#i miss her...#i want my wife back - bring her back in dragons rising plz#im having fun watching my favourite season :3👍#hmiae rambles#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago zane#ninjago pixal#zane julien#pixal borg#ninjago prime empire#prime empire
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hate living in the same town as the worst person I know. just pulled up to a stop light and tell me why I looked over and it was my ex boyfriend. im gonna lose it.
#i was heading back from my buddies pool so im just in my swimsuit soaking wet in my stupid car and i look over and hes sitting there smiling#god why does he get to smile what fhe fukc!#ugh. every time i feel. mildly okay and like its over. there he fucking is.#like why do i almost have to pull over just because i saw you. why do you get to make friends and move on and laugh.#why do you get to experience joy after what you did !!!#anyways. sorry to rant on main lmao.#just . pissed and. losing it a little#egonkula rambling
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neiman smirking when other people fuck up and he thinks that he’s better than them. FAVORITE. like he just can’t help it being there on his face… like he’s trying to hide it — GOD
#when connolly fucks up on the drums at the begining of Practice Scene From Hell lmao#or when neiman gets picked to be in fletchers band#GOD JUST THAT STUPID LITTLE SMIRK#whiplash#andrew neiman#mad ramblings about whiplash#whiplash 2014
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So like, I took a break from even bothering to pray to hypnos for help with sleep cause, well, idk why actually, cause like, I started praying to him when I was in like, 8th or 9th grade.
Dude, a couple months back, I got this little lamb plush that I fucking adore- like, it has a music box inside it and a wind up key that I can take out if I want since- it's plastic and juts out.
And like, I got bored n decided to do rando research on hypnos's symbolic animals n shit... and now realizing,
Was the plush a fucking sign and I just only realized now?/lh
Anywayz, bedtime for moths ig. It's almost 13 am anyways.
#random bullshit with milo#hypnos devotee#hypnos worship#greek mythology#greek gods#witchcraft#(? not sure bout the witchcraft tag lmao)#i also just had the stupid inspo to turn my shitty princess table nightstand into a crappy makeshift altar thing ig#idk#my laptop is now where i cant casually reach it so now i need proper motivation to be silly on it/lh#ig it works.#i need to stfu#im rambling in the tags omfg
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My ugly daughter who traumatised me very much.
#her smug aura is mocking me.....#she hasnt had batteries for years now lmao. her name was mavis i named her after the vampire daughter from hotel transylvania 😔😔😔#i loved the first movie god bless sorry#and i loved my stupid fucking furby sm even tho it was always in evil mode.#Al's ramblings#i still dont understand why the evil personality was the default one. everyone i knew who had a furby fucking hated it.#furby
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ah, an Unwell day.
#u know the like#it's an i want my mom kind of day lmao i just feel Bad and so so overwhelmed#partly because i can't call my mom to talk about. like. anything. i miss her! i miss being able to have a conversation that isn't safe!!!#lenore scared me so bad yesterday like she's fine and it was probably nothing but she was sleeping next to me#and her head lolled off the desk#and it didnt wake her up so i was like hey buddy and pet her. and she still didnt wake up. and her head was just hanging.#so i actively Woke Her Up cause i was so scared and she was just so so asleep but god.#keep losing things. cant find the stupid reader for my sensor and i dont even know where else to look#it's not a big apartment!!!! even less space to lose things in!!! but it's just fucking gone.#and so are my stupid sunglasses im in a blind hell of my own design#rambling about the small things cause the big things are too big#need to finish unpacking. hopefully that'll help but ive been struggling with it. won't feel safe to unpack i think til the other apartment#is rented.#just another wednesday cryin on the cat
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I just wanted to rewatch some nostalgic Sonic memes but...
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
#piko rambles#I can't fucking stand YouTube anymore.#It's so hard to find good Sonic videos on YouTube that aren't just from 10 years ago. It's so hard to find new videos.#All the Sonic videos they have over there are either AI voice slop garbage or the most WTF comic dub compilations you have ever seen#And those disgusting af “kids” videos that are filled with... I don't even want to describe what the hell was happening in those videos.#And who the fuck is Shin Sonic get that thing out of my face-#and even IF they have great Sonic videos they will be labeled as “For Kids” because Google hates you that's why.#Like I seriously need another break from the internet I can't keep doing this lmao#Is it true that Cupcakes HD was labeled “For Kids” one time?#Because if that's true OH MY GOD Google could not get any more stupid lol#If Happy Tree Friends ever gets labeled as “For Kids” there will literally be no hope for YouTube LMAOOO
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Me: *sees some cute patrochilles art* oh that's so neat! Why don't I reblog that--
OP: not tsoa! no tsoa tags! tsoa stans dni!
Me: 😐
Me: *blocks OP instead*
#god i really hate browsing the patchilles tag on here sometimes#like why so much tsoa hate yall. why#like some ppl here really think it makes them look cool and 'edgy' to like the OG/TrueTM/canon Iliad version better than any other version#and you can like what you like don’t get me wrong#but why make it everyone's problem#i wasn't even going to tag tsoa lol but that note made me so mad#just????? why make a special note of it#listen even if yall reblog my patchilles shit and tag troy 2004 i won't bat an eyelid#bc i don't give a shit#be like me LMAO#stop with this anti-tsoa bs it just makes you look bad#and you're perpetuating this stupid arbitrary divide#jo rambles#prob delete later
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waterborne poetry you will always be famous
#rewatching it again god bless this event for giving cy > 20 lines of dialogue and x.iao interaction#yang mode cy uewueuweu cutie..#ramblings!#also i learned that the 'heart of clear water face of ice' thing in cy's stories is actually better read as heart of clear ice face of fros#which i guess has the same meaning but it takes out the water/ice thing which i guess i appreciate#for petty reasons ^_^ no more water ice connection. trust#this event was so funny im sorry i love bullying xq affectionately and babying cy#i also never mentioned how much i fucking laughed out loud at xingqiu's convo w noelle and mika#because dear god help me. he's so authorpilled + i guess he just likes flexing his very prose like dialogue register in front of foreigners#and also peak rich kid vibes of 'idk how to cook i just steal snacks from home when im outside for a long period of time'#also noelle saying 'if you sneak out from home won't you be punished?' (she specifically said wont you be put in solitary confinement?#which specifically i think is funnier because. KLEE HANDSHAKING XINGQIU LMAO#anyways. his response is also so fucking help. 'just dont get caught!' bro pulling an ehe (said like ven.ti)#also hu.tao. i love you my daughter i love your stupid rhyming sentences and little limerick poems literally a sunshine#also zv cohost theyre so sick for this
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i have dealt with 5 million evil tags on my fucking post about oh hey. stop yaoi focusing when no one writes about women. and op (disgusting proshipper) is like um 😗 i really should get on that. why are all of your dc fics batcest except for 3. out or 48. i kind of hope you die
#twist rambles#ask to tag#sorry im like. having to restrain from sending anon hate or publicly reblogging from them w their tags and getting mad about it. like you#are genuinely fucking stupid and disgusting but also. batc/est fan no shcok lmao.#incest mention#it would be easy enough to find this person in the tags but honestly idc#like. dami and JASON smut fic. i am not a guy who sends anon hate but my god. i want to so bad rn im so serious.
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should never have made that stupid fucking “the dutch word for hippo is so funny” post
#yes I probably could have worded it better or put a disclaimer in the tags but people are assuming I’m weird about etymology which. no#I was just pointing out what I thought was a funny example of how words for animals that don’t (originally) live in the area where the#language is spoken are often created by comparing the animal to one that Does live there. e.g. ‘nile horse’#I’m not saying it’s stupid for the love of god I didn’t mean for that post to be seen by anyone but 2-5 mutuals#elli rambles#I’m overreacting but. ugh#it’s probably the visceral fear of being seen as stupid lmao#vent
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if the thancred/uri/wol/krile team is indeed correct i really like that dynamic. i have many ideas for their antics. very good
thancred and katsu: *continuing to be casually obnoxious with their PDA throughout the entire tural trip* krile, who is very not used to this, mildly disgusted: "have they always been like this. how long have you had to deal with this. why do they have like ten pet names for eachother. what is happening" urianger, who is in fact very used to this but is mostly unbothered: "aye, tis a most charming sight, is it not?" krile: "that is definitely not the word i would use but ok"
krile: "every fucking second i turn around i swear to the gods one of them has their hand on the other's hip or against their chin or wherever else. by the twelve you two need to get married and go on your fucking honeymoon already. i cannot stand this" urianger: "our current tropical environs would indeed prove quite conducive for a honeymoon tryst" thancred: "yknow. not a bad idea actually" krile: "that's not what i. meant." katsu: "hey what does that mean. thancred. thancred what does that mean" thancred, already walking away, very clearly scheming: "oh yknow" katsu: "get back here what does tHAT MEAN. COME BACK. WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO HIM" krile: "the sooner you two get a room the better for all i care. twelve fucking preserve"
#i feel like krile genuinely likes all the scions but#katsucred's stupid sappy nicknames and flirting and physical contact is way too much for her#like she had to deal with a certain degree of it in eureka but#she wasnt accompanying them the whole time. now she is#and good gods is she done with it lmao#uri dgaf hes used to it by now#oc rambles
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