#god of balance

[nonexistentirl]

Still kinda amazed by Cale's first meeting with God of Balance.

GoB: explaining the consequences of Cale's actions and how to balance things out by becoming a God himself

Cale, in his mind: fuck! Be quiet for a second! I can't focus on what she's saying!

Dominating Aura, inside Cale's mind: let me at her, bro! Let me at her! Imma fight her! Imma fight that God, bro, let me at her!

GoB: why're you not answering me?

Cale, in his mind: idk, maybe because I didn't hear what the question was?

God of Hope appears.

Dominating Aura:... Okay, two of them is a bit much. Cale, you're on your own.

Cale: aish, this bitch.

[blueteller]

Cale meets Balance

God of Death: Cale, God of Balance wants to meet you Cale: How about no God of Balance:

[murasaki-cha]

Tcf part 2 chapter 286

<Hahahaha, the God of Balance has taken off her shoes and is now running around barefoot! Hahaha!>

First of all, not God of Death immediately texting Cale to spill the tea in the godly realm he really went "Girl you won't believe what just happened!" he's so gossipy����🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Second of all, God of Balance really went:

[zorlovinghue]

If God of Death decided to confront God of Balance by saying, "Cale breaking balance? I can fix it!"

Then proceed to break that exact balance themselves. Mid fight all villains cursed to de-age and God of Death happily announced, "Now the world's at peace."

Whether the said villains got their memories or not, it is chaos all the same. And can we ignore these vulnerable little punks to fend for themselves? We can't. Adoption ran rampant and everyone got to have their own children.

I'd like to entertain the idea of who will be responsible for de-aged Clopeh... God I'm such a kid fic maniac. Dorph, Sayeru and White Star becoming headache-inducing rascals.... world's peace attainable but... lmao.

I need this istg, I need more fluff, I need more found family, I need more comfort, I need everything soft and heartwarming to counter all tragedy and gut-wrenching heavy angst and major character deaths I've been finding myself drowned into.

[m0rninglatte]

Violet (C!Centross) turned into the mole from whac-a-mole during 'Taking it down'

[He's just being a silly lil guy checking up on one of his best friend aka the traumatised depressed sleep deprived birb]

[sourrattree]

um

Why do I feel like this is some sort of foreshadowing with the god of balance? did anyone else notice or am i just delulu

[kind-hufflepuff]

THEODORE NOTT AS THE GOD OF BALANCE AND VICTORY

[alicraft336]

Necro carries around sticker sheets of gold stars to stick to someone when they realize something (he believes to be) painfully obvious.

[hinamie]

inflict

[mangozic]

archivist be upon ye

[purplepakwan]

"you're going to be amazing"

ISTUS WIP

[stars-n-kites]

lups the fucking funniest character bc shes a sort of moral core to the starblaster crew, a huge part of the drive they have to save the worlds they come across and defeat the hunger, incredibly compassionate and emotionally intelligent, and also just fucking LOVES blowing shit up. cannot get enough of it. will see an opportunity to commit nonlethal arson and say "is anyone gonna fuck that up" and not wait for an answer. genuine honest to god pyromaniac. sees a machine gun and her immediate reaction is to start shooting it in the air. her favorite gift shes ever gotten is the opportunity to run around an abandoned building blowing things up with fire magic. its not even really treated as a character flaw its just a fun hobby she has

[lazylittledragon]

pov: they saw you from across the room and think your vibe is disgusting

[murasaki-cha]

Actually God of Balance being a middle aged woman makes her beating the absolute crap out of God of Death before 100 times more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[a-chaotic-dumbass]

favorite thing in asoiaf is that the stark family tree is just filled with haters in every generation. theon stark brandon snow alaric stark cregan stark even ned's brother brandon and lyanna too. even the current kids jon snow robb sansa and arya all have some kendrick lamar level of beef w at least one person. brandon the builder spawned an entire genre of haters

[swedenis-h]

They went together au! (X)