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khaleesiofalicante · 3 years ago

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OK I GOT 5 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT WHICH IS PRETTY OK IG (I did stay up to read the fic-) BOTH MY TESTS WENT LIKE SHIT, I HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACK IN PROGRAMMING CLASS BECAUSE BY TEACHER IS A LITTLE SHIT WHO KEPT ON YELLING AT ME WHEN I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AND I SPENT LUNCH ALONE BUT AT LEAST NOW IM ALONE WITH MY LAPTOP SO YAYAYAYYA

first of all, this chapter right here is my comfort chapter from now on. i said what i said. I will be rereading it again and again just because i can. it was PERFECTION

here's me going crazy at 2 am yesterday.

MAGNUS' CHAPTER

LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO

AHHHHHHH IT'S THEIR ANNIVERSARY

SCREAM

alec shaved his beard because it made him look older

RAFAEL WAS SO UPSET AFTER THE MEXICO ATTACK BECAUSE OF ANJALI RIGHT??

magnus and alec are the oblivious parents istg

“Are you decent?” Max yelled. “I don’t want to be traumatized again.”

“Hey! We agreed not to talk about that!” Alec yelled back.

Im not even surprised at this point

“Happy anniversary, bapa!” Rafael kissed him on the cheek and handed him the flowers.

“Where are my flowers?” Alec asked.

Rafael plucked a rose from the bouquet and threw it at Alec. “Here you go.”

“Thanks, son,” Alec mumbled.

IM WHEEZING

DAVID BAKES

“David made it,” Max said shyly. "

Oh,” Alec replied and then shrugged. “Well, the icing could be a little sweeter I think.”

Ever since Max started dating, Alec had become incredibly protective. Alec liked David of course – it was impossible to find someone who didn’t. But that didn’t mean Alec approved.

And it didn’t help that the blond boy was absolutely terrified of Alec.

ALEC STOP TEASING HIM

THE BOY IS ALREADY SCARED

“I don’t know,” Alec analysed the card. “David used too much glitter.”

“Since when do you have a problem with excessive glitter?” Max demanded.

ALEC

“I didn’t use him!” Max huffed. “He was thoroughly compensated for his efforts!”

“Compensated how?” Alec asked.

“Uh,” Max said. “With donuts.”

when i saw donuts i immediately thought of rose and luisa from jtv

iykyk

but should i continue the show? i got tired of jane continuously embarrasing herself

“You expect us to follow rules?” Alec asked in surprise. “In our own home? On our anniversary?”

The warlock boy grinned wickedly before leaning close to Alec.

“You better do it, or I will tell everyone about your secret,” Max whispered.

Alec blinked at that.

the secret...

I DONT LIKE HOW MANY THINGS POPPED INTO MY HEAD

is highschool musical that bad? i havent watched it. should i?

what if i cried

i just wanna hug alec??? but i cant say it'll be ok because it wont

“Is that why you are not attending?” Magnus grinned at his friend. “Or is it because you are terrified of Georgia?”

“That child is the reincarnation of Christopher Lightwood!” Ragnor complained. “I heard she made explosives out of demon ichor! Who makes explosions out of demon ichor?”

RAGNOR IS PROBABLY GETTING FLASHBACKS

THESE STUPID FUCKING BITCHES

how tf do you think we have survived huh??

medicine that's how

vaccines, anti biotics and what not

stop being close-minded and fucking do it

ok i know the risk is great

BUT OTHERWISE THEY ALL DIE

it was different for warlocks. The Shadow World was their universe. The nephilim kept it safe. At one point in their lives, they had learned to coexist with them, out of necessity and out of obligation.

And now here they were – working together in the name of friendship and love.

how things change...

what

say what

the causes are what

ok let's not jump to conclusions

im fucking crying wtf

alec doesnt deserve this shit

all he's done is make the world a better place

hes worked so hard on this

RAZIEL CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF

what am i supposed to say to my parents if one of them comes to check on me and im sitting here crying at 2 am

He didn’t want to believe in a reality that would punish Alec. Alec who only wanted to do what is good and right.

Alec was who was losing his hope and strength every passing day. Alec who was struggling. Alec who was turning to desperate measures to cope with all the stress.

please alec

no please

THE ANGELS ARE BITCHES

Because if Magnus found out Raziel was the one causing all this pain for Alec, he would march up to heaven and set the bastard on fire himself.

AND I'LL GO WITH HIM

KNEW THE SPY WAS LIVVY

AWW RAGNOR LIKES SELENA THATS SO SWEET

blue and gold

STOP IT IM CRYING AGAIN

The shadowhunter was a good influence on him. Magnus hoped Alec would see it sooner rather than later.

HUH

HUHU

HUH

omg

GIGI GETTING A SIBLING

“Max isn’t allowed to do a lot of things,” Magnus chuckled. “But he does them anyway.”

thats my boi

GASP

]THE NECKLACE

rafael is growing into the consul voice

they grow up so fast

nope nope he's still the little 5 year old

voice cracking what do you mean he's 20

im glad hes happy with mila. or is he...?

Magnus had deduced as much. Alec lived in his beautifully oblivious world. But Magnus noticed.

He noticed the hickeys. He noticed the late-night visits. He noticed the tense phone calls.

well thank god there's at least one non-oblivious person (alec i love you so much but you are very very oblivious)

“What’s stopping you then?” Magnus asked.

"2554 miles,” Rafael chuckled sadly.

me with all my online friends

probably more miles

Magnus tried to do the math but promptly gave up.

But Alec did lie though. Magnus pushed the thought away.

NOT NOW

LET ME LIVE IN PEACEFUL OBLIVION

HUSH

“Except melt it?” Rafael chuckled.

“Yes,” Magnus chuckled back. “As you can see, the bar is extremely low in the Lightwood family.”

AHHIUCCDSKUHDCV

i have no clue what the words describing the outfit are

time to google

OK PRETTY

Fifteen years. Fifteen years of loving and Alec still made his heart stutter.

dont do this to me right now I WILL CRY

“What the hell?” Max exclaimed. “Why are you all dressed up?”

“In case you haven’t noticed, it’s my anniversary,” Alec chuckled.

Max-

Fifteen years. Fifteen years and Magnus still took Alec’s breath away.

HJCSDHJBJDHSGCDYGJVVC JHVDFYMJ

it's not funny MY EYES ARE WATERING

“Bapak is a good looking one in the family,” Rafael pointed out. “You are the chaotic one and I am the smart one.”

“What am I then?” Alec asked dryly. “A sack of potatoes?”

“You’re the sexy one,” Magnus grinned. “A sexy sack of potatoes.”

yes.

Alec grinned back and leaned forward. Magnus put his hands around Alec’s neck and kissed him. He kissed Alec with all the love he had inside his heart.

Just like the first time. Just like the hundredth time. Just like the thousandth time.

Because with Alec, every kiss mattered. Every single one.

muffled sob

“Stop making out, oh my god!” Max groaned.

Magnus sensed a pillow coming their way but Rafael caught it before it hit them.

“Max, stop!” Rafael scolded. “You will wrinkle dad’s suit and ruin bapak’s hair! I spent hours ironing both!”

why is max me when i see people display affection in front of me

ALSO RAFAEL HKUIUIDCSKIHUDFVHJDFVHU

“They are here,” Rafael said. “You two better look exactly the way you did when I left with Max or I will raise hell.”

IM SCREAMING

Selena was wearing a blue crop top with the words “MIND YOUR OWN UTEREUS” written in gold.

i need that top

DAVID'S SHIRT IS THE COLOR OF MAX'S MAGIC

AHH ISABELLE DOESNT KNOW SHE'S PREGNANT YET

The argument of “who gave the best gift” had started when Jace and Izzy had gotten drunk on vodka. It didn’t help that Alec had gotten drunk as well. All three Lightwood siblings had then proceeded to have an argument about who had the best spouse. The whole night had been drunken chaos. Magnus, Clary and Simon had let them have it since the Lightwood siblings had a tendency to carry the world on their shoulders even when nobody asked them. They rarely ever let loose ever since their worlds had plunged into sickness and demon attacks. Especially Alec. So, Magnus had let his husband be that 18-year-old boy again. The boy who got drunk and fought with his siblings and sang songs about Magnus’ pretty eyes.

OH MY GOD THE CHAOS

Georgia considered that. “I’m not allowed to melt it, right?”

“No,” they all replied in chorus.

LET GIGI MELT IT

SELENA IM SO PROUD OF YOU

“Dad,” Max said. “Can you keep a picture of me wearing this necklace in your office?”

“Why?” Rafael asked.

“I think it will piss off the boomers,” Max giggled.

“Nice!” Lexi grinned. “A downworlder wearing a shadowhunter heirloom? They will lose their heads. Uncle Alec, you must do it.”

“I will do you one better. I will hang a tapestry,” Alec chuckled.

YASSS I CANT WAIT FOR THE SHADOWHUNTERS TO BE PISSED

AWW THEY DIDNT KNOW THE NECKLACE USED TO BELONG TO MAGNUS

he actually gave to camille first-

Why couldn’t this boy just cause chaos during his travel year like the rest of them? Why did he actually study and do his research as recommended?

why would you NOT study and research during your travel year????

oh shit

well well well

david bby stfu

i love you but pls stop speaking for all our sakes

“Holy shit,” Max said. “It is expensive then!”

“Don’t pawn the ruby!” Rafael warned.

MAX NO-

OH THE STONE COMES FROM EDOM

oh no

pls dont fight

oh so i was wrong about magus confronting him from that snippet

all you need to know is im sobbing right now and grammarly is the only thing making this coherent

dont mind me just

NO I FORGOT ABOUT MAX AND DAVID

GET BACK IN THE ROOM YOU IDIOTS

don't do this to me at 3 am

OK THE DILF PART

thank you for adding light into my life again

(me while editing this: today really isn't my day huh? i just slipped in rainwater outside my balcony because I heard rain and ran there. now my knee and back hurt and I think I sprained (?) my toe-

ANYWAY

wait im gonna go check out the rain and then continue editing this

ok i got bored of the rain)

that made me laugh through my tears

“Objectively good looking?” Jace snorted. “Excuse you, but my parabatai is smoking hot! He is a freaking prize, okay? If we had a magazine for hot shadowhunters, you would be on the cover page. Every single issue.”

“Okay, that’s enough!” Alec interrupted. “Magnus, are you happy? Now all my friends have told me I am pretty.”

“I said smoking hot,” Jace corrected.

“We are not being biased,” Clary pointed out. “It is the general consensus, Alec.”

“It’s true,” Lexi said. “So many people have asked me for your number, Uncle Alec. And I would have given it to them if I wasn’t worried about being turned into a marshmallow.”

LEXI DUHDUGHUDFCUHKVDFUIKFDU

“Dad, I don’t know why you are so worried,” Max said in a bored tone. “You’re a told DILF.”

David choked on his champagne and Jace patted him on the back.

“What the hell is a DILF?” Alec demanded.

“Oh, I know this one!” Jace said excitedly. “It means Dashing and Irresistible Looking Father. Max is right, you are a total DILF.”

“Mr. Herondale-” David raised a hand.

“I heard one of the shadowhunters in their travel year calling me a DILF too,” Jace said proudly.

THAT IS NOT WHAT DILF MEANS OH MY GOD

“It’s not a rumour,” Selena spoke up and passed her phone. “There is a group chat at Scholomance just to thirst after you.”

add me to it

ALL THE COMMENTS I CANT BREATHE

“Alec Lightwood can run me over with a Maserati and I would thank him.”

“Give me that,” Izzy grabbed the phone and started giggling. “Petition for Consul Alec Lightwood-Bane to stab me with his mortal sword.”

“Isabelle!” Alec hissed, cheeks flaming. “Stop it!”

“I want one!” Jace grabbed the phone now. “By the Angel!”

“Read it!” the kids yelled in chorus.

“I would gladly let Consul Lightwood-Bane inspect my mortal instruments,” Jace chuckled and threw the phone at David.

David shook his head vehemently and threw it at Max.

“My body is just a hole for Alec Lightwood,” Max read out loud and started laughing so hard that he fell off his chair.

Lexi grabbed the phone and giggled. “I want the Consul to strip off my runes among other things.”

She passed the phone to Gigi, who looked at the phone and look at Alec.

“Uncle Alec,” the girl said. “This person wants you to crush them with your massive archer arms.”

“Give me that,” Rafael grabbed it now. “Aw, this one is a classic, dad. Alec Lightwood turned me gay.”

He threw the phone at Simon, who stared the screen and looked up. “Uh, I don’t think I can read this one out loud in front of the kids.

“Is this the one about the basement?” Selena chuckled and Simon nodded.

WHAT'S THE BASEMENT ONe

TELL ME

AWW GIGI AND LEXI PUTTING MAKEUP ON DAVID AND MAX RECORDING IT

google translator time

oooo Rafael's gonna talk with Mila

Magnus you're such a good father

seriously

“Sometimes things are just sad. So, you need to let yourself be sad.”

YES

SAY IT LOUDER

THEY ARE UNDER THE BED

AHHH MAX AND DAVID

DAVID CALLED HIM MY ANGEL IN FRENCH

Alec and Magnus hiding under the bed and spying on them is just-

Jace had tried to give Max the shovel talk and had gotten a little too emotional.

of course, he did smh I love him so much

“David doesn’t need a shovel talk,” Alec smiled. “He knows what would happen to him if he hurts my son.”

David gulped. “You will throw me into the silent city?”

“I will ask me husband to portal you to hell,” Alec said – Consul Voice. “We have relatives there.”

the beloved relatives yes

“Goodnight,” Jace gave them a salute. “Have fun inspecting Magnus’ mortal instruments.”

JACE

OH SO THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT SMOKING

damn it

oh my god guys he said he'll stop smoking

just lemme have this moment

my boy's lungs will be intact

HIS LUNGS WILL BE OK

“I can’t wait to see all the messages on the chat after that,” Magnus giggled.

Alec looked up. “I’m more than a tall glass of water, Magnus!”

SCREAMING

In his dream, he saw them again. But they weren’t smiling this time.

what

wait

THE PROPHETIC DREAMS

nope nope nope

Nah I don't know what you're talking about

haha

damn, I think I really hurt my back...

OK BUT THE IMMORTALITY ANGST???? WAS SO SO GOOD???? I know it makes me cry but is it bad that I'm always so excited for angst written by you because of HOW GOOD it is????

"When I die I will love you from my grave" I NEED THIS ON MY FOREHEAD OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE TWO SO SO MUCH

alright I need to get something for my back and my knee (I'm home alone so this will be fun)

OK, I THINK THE NEXT CHP WILL BE ANJALI'S POV I JUST FEEL IT!!! I miss my girl so much I hope she's doing ok. Jaime too...

I'm rereading all of these chapters after chapter 10 because why not. Bye!!

OKAY I AM GLAD YOU LIKED IT BUT I AM ALSO DEEPLY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.

I hope your knee and back feels better soon!

also fuck that teacher yelling something doesn't make people understand it any better ugh dumb piece of shit anyway screw that person.

I hope you get some good rest and recovery from this rollercoaster of a day.

Take care!

#lbaf

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poetofthedyingstars · 3 years ago

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you know what. i kind of suck. when i was in kindergarten, my parents dressed up really well - clothes, they usually just wear for special occasion. i was graduating from kinder and well for a small kid, it's a big thing! i had like a medal - 'second honor' my teacher said. my parents were lil happy that they gave me a fast-food chain treat.

when i entered elementary, well. life was pretty shit. i had a pretty much bad influenced on my first grade at school. and there's this girl who ALWAYS steals my food at recess. and kids stuff. second grade was just dumb. third grade was okay - i finally get to attend Recognition Day again. i was top 9 and had a sticker that says Most Neat and Clean. i remember my Dad kind of mocking me about it. most neat and clean? u that good at cleaning at school, you never do that at the house? Top 9 only? woah, bro. thanks i guess. grade 4? pretty good. i had cool friends. i discovered my first favorite artist - Avril Lavigne. puppy love. i managed to well sneak my self into Recognition Day again. as Top 8, if my memory serves me right. grade 5? downright bad. had to adjust to a new environment because my grandparents went back to our hometown and my parents had work so now we moved houses. friends? barely had one. can i still go outside and have some fun? no, never. stricter than ever. school? so fucking bad that my mom would scold me every weekend. so bad that i cry myself every night thinking that i will never be good enough for my parents - i have to do GOOD. i have to. it was a really rough time trying to adjust and i was just so alone. my mom's way of letting out her own steam had always been talking. but being with her 24/7 now makes it so much harder. she literally badmouths me every fucking day. she notices my hair? god, your hair is the worst. looks? uniform? friends??? everything. 6th grade was okay-ish. i have friends. they're okay. i kind of adjusted. my teachers are kind of no better but that's okay. im passing and im still inside the top 10. that's cool! 6th grade was elementary graduation. fun stuffs. i hated the graduation ceremony the most. it was not fucking awesome but okay. not like i can change it now.

7th grade? oh man. first year of high school and you be thinking "i gotta do better now" and i fucking did. i recited a lot. i studied hard. i was president class - that's a first time. never been inside the school council. i get perfect scores in quizzes and long tests. it was awesome. i even get 42/50 at math now. holy shit. that's never happened before. basically. i peaked. best year of my academic career. i even join quiz bees and win :0 ikr?! that's so cool. i was talented and gifted for a while. and my teachers loved me. god i never experienced that kind of love before? i was competitive and consistent and well. anyways. 7th grade had to end and then next year i got into the Pilot Section. 8th grade? hope it's not that harder. it really wasn't but something changed and i had to adjust with the Smart Kids. some of the kids there have been in the pilot fucking section ever since elementary. tf am i doing here. welp. anyways. i still do what i do best. study. quizzes. recites. i can tell that my performance that year wasn't as great as 7th grade because i have lots of competition. in that class, u have to strive and socialize. god u know i can never beat that one student there she was always at the top and i love her for that!!! she's actually quite deemed as perfect which fits her well. im sure she also have struggles bc ive seen some of them but can't help but to be insecure by her. she's so awesome. and im always her SECOND but our averages are always so close to each other. 2 points difference and i could have been the top 1. whatever. as long as im cool alright. haha. 8th grade was sucky but okay. (i also had toxic relationship ☠️ why i had a relationship? don't ask me. i hate myself for it.)

9th grade to now, 10th grade is online class which i won't bother to tell. it SUCKS and we all know how's it been for all of us.

god. it's just. i have nowhere to fit in??? im not a sad gifted burnt out kid. those labels are for u know the ones who's been achieving stuffs since elementary. was never that kind of kid. not overachiever. am i average and normal? as far as my friends are concerned, NO. definitely not. but i know im fucking tired and school definitely sucks.

i just want to be great at things again. i miss that and i just can't do it with online classes. can't. can't. can't.

so hopefully senior year will be BETTER because if i do not achieve any by those 2 remaining years of high school i better just fucking die.

#personal post #kind of a rant #ace 🧱

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contrispos · 3 years ago

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Episode 12 - Rescue on Ryloth

[Star Wars: The Bad Batch]

Okay, so I know this is very late but I’ve been up to a lot of stuff, but here it is!!!

—

RAMPFUCK

HOWSER😘😘😘

i hate rampass with my entire being

YES TELL EM ELENI

BOSS ASS BITCH.COM

I love Howser

I HATE RAMPASS

CROSSHAIR IS COMING AND I KNOW IT

CHOPPER!!!!!!!!

THAT is my man crisscross

Crosshair, arr you suggesting you won’t leave without your brothers right now??? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

THE BATCH

GONKY

GONKY IS A DEFECTIVE UNIT

I LOVE IT

I LOVE THAT THE BATCH NAMED THEIR GNK DROID GONKY BTW

ITS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

HOLY SHIT ITS TECH

MY BABYYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YEA DONT WORRY GONKY THEY ARE DEFECTIVE TOO

ITS SO CUTE I CANT

TECH MY BABY

I HAVE MISSED YOU DEAR

IS THIS TECH BEING A DAD

IS TECH WORRIED ABOUT THE MISSION

MY GOD HES BEAUTIFUL

yeah baby tell him

omega is the fucking best did you know that?

damn tech stop flying so fast u gonna die brother

MY CHILDREN ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

omg I fucking love chopper

HOLD UP

WE ARE GETTING TECH AND CHOPPER TOGETHER IN THE SAME SCENE

THE DOPPELGÄNGERS ARE UNITED

this post btw

AH the little shoulder grab my heart

awwwwee tech is so excited

why so cold hunter? ya need a blanket or something

how exactly did free ta survive a shot to THE FUCKING HEAD BUT FIVES DIDNT SURVIVE A SHOT THROUGH ARMOR

🎶four bros, chillin on a mountain, zero feet apart cuz they’re not actually gay just very close brothers who fight battles together and are like a family🎶

oooooooh another face off?????

why do i love the hand signs?

WHY DID WE NOT GET TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL BABY TECH?????

shit

that’s a probe isn’t it

hunter is gonna save the day:)

bonk

stabby stab

oh tech my darling boy, please do a stand up show

crisscross is comin for ya!!

GOD

TECH AND CHOPPER ARE WORKING TOGETHER ON THE SHIP!!!!!!

WHY IS THIS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN??????

WHY IS DAVE DOING THIS TO ME?????

hunter is a little(very tall) bitch

HUHHHHHHHH

OMYFUCKINGGODTHATISTHECUTESTTHINGIHAVEEVERSEENORHEARDINMYENTIRELIFE

OMEGA LITERALLY JUST TOLD HUNTER SHE SEES THE BATCH AS HER FAMILY

I AM CRYING

HUNTERS FACE

wait are they just gonna leave omega there????

holy shit

wait

why are you bullying my child RAMPASS

HUH?

YOU WANNA FIGHT??!!

crosshairs scar is no easier to look at

my child is hurt!!!!

OMYFUCKINGGODTHEREMYHEARTGOESAGAINCANOMEGASTOPBEINGSOFUCKINGADORABLE

HE IS HER BROTHER🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEY ALL ARE🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

CAN I CRY NOW? WILL YOU ALLOW ME TO CRY??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOFFFF omega i love you

howser is baby

HOWSER IS DEFECTIVE I KNEW IT

AHHHHHHH

I CANT

I LOVE CHOPPER SO MUCH

I LOVE THE BAD BATCH SO MUCH

YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL STATE I AM IN RIGHT NOW

OMG TECH IS BEING A DAD

HE IS BEING A DAD

I REPEAT

TECH IS BEING A DAD

HE HAS DAD ENERGY

HE IS PROTECTIVE

HOLY FUCK I COULD GO ON ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE DAD!TECH FOR HOURS

SSHHHIIIIIEEEEETTTTT

CHOPPER MY CHILD YOU ARE SO SMART I LOVE YOU

CHOPPER SUPREMACY YESTERDAY PLEASE

I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE IT WHEN CHOPPER HAS HIS LITTLE ROBOT ARMS OUT

“a little help?” echo, fives is very proud of you right now

“i won’t tell if you don’t” holy fuck i live my children

WAIT

ARE WE ABOUT TO WITNESS HERAS FIRST TIME AS A REAL PILOT??????

OMG GUYS THIS IS A LEGENDARY EVENT RIGHT HERE

THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE WILL CHANGE THE GALAXY FOREVER

TECH

HELLO DEAR

there is something about the fact that tech is talking about his rebels parallel character that just sits right with me

OH MY GOD

DID YOU HEAR THE SLIGHT PANIC IN TECHS VOICE

HE THOUGHT OMEGA WAS GOING TO FLY THE SHUTTLE WITHOUT ANY TRAINING

MY BABY

WHY DID HE SOUND SO MUCH LIKE A DAD

HE WAS SO DAD-LIKE IN THE WAY HE SAID OMEGA

OH MY GOD THIS RIGHT HERE IN MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE ENTIRE STAR WARS FRANCHISE

TECH IS SO FUCKING GOOD AT FLYING AND I LOVE IT

HOW IS HE DOING THAT

AH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

LIKE I AM ASEXUAL BUT LIKE THAT IS SEXY AF

TECH

I AM NO LONGER ASKING

I DEMAND YOU PUT YOUR COMEDY SHOW ON THE ROAD

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD TECH IS GORGEOUS

MY HEART

MY EYES ARE BLESSED

DONT GO THAT WAY HUNTER

YA GONNA DIE

hunter so knows that howsers chip is dead

OH MY GOD

TECH IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS

I—

I CANT

HE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

oh no

stop

omg

regular clones breaking orders??

THIS IS WHAT IM HERE FOR!!!!!!

YES HOWSER

BUT LIKE GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE CAUSE YOURE ABOUT TO DIE

WHY DOES CROSSHAIR MISS EVERY SINGLE SHOT???

IS IT HIM FIGHTING AGAINST THE CHIP TO NOT SHOOT HIS BROTHERS????

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WATCH MY CHILDREN BEING SO SAD

A HIGH FIVE!!!!!!

OMEGA DID A LITTLE JUMP TOO

I CANT WITH THIS ADORABLENESS

ah- hunter resisting payment???? who’s this fella???

okay, let’s just break this down: hunter is breaking my heart with his fucking dad-of-the-group thing

wrecker is breaking my heart with his utterly confused look at what’s going on

omega is breaking my heart with her sheer cuteness

echo is healing me a bit by being the calm mom

BUT TECH IS FUCKING KILLING ME FIFTEEN TIMES IN THIS SHORT CLIP BECAUSE 1: HOW DARE HE BE SO DAD-Y TOWARDS OMEGA AND HERA AND 2: HOW DARE HE SMILE LIKE THAT??? HOW DARE HE BE SO GORGEOUS I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE RIGHT NOW HE STARIGHT UP KNOCKED THE AIR FROM MY LUNGS HE IS SO GORGEOUS AND I WILL DIE IN LIKE TWO SECONDS IF NOT LESS

HERA AND OMEGA ARE LESBIANS

I LOVE HERA AND KANAN BUT LIKE OMEGA AND HERA ARE SO CUTE

“keep an eye on your brothers” I CANT I LITERALLY CANT LIKE HERA KILLED ME RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND ALSO HOW DARE THEY SHIFT THE FOCUS TO THE BATCH WHEN SHE SAYS THAT

okay but hera literally thinks that they are brothers in the sense of how i have brothers or how she would have brothers, like they are a little family who grew up together and the batch are omegas troublesome older brothers when in reality they are clones, i think that is realky beautiful and i am crying so hard right now

OKAY BUT TECHS LITTLE SMILE AS OMEGA WALKED UP TO THEM I—

ah shiet

OH MY GOD CROSSHAIRS FACE WHEN RAMPASS SAID THE BATCH ARE HIS FRIENDS

HE WANTS TO GO HOME

nope

nuh uh

i dont want this

but i really do want this tho

NOW THEY CAN GET HIS CHIP OUT AND HE CAN BE WITH HIS FAMILY AGAIN

okay but if that’s not the face of a scared little boy i don’t know what is

like!!!

look at that!!!

HE IS SO SCARED HE JUST WANTS TO GO HOME

DAVE JUST LET HIM GO HOME

okay but i really did not need this much in one episode but like now they might actually save crosshair soooo, that’s good:))))

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f33itan · 4 years ago

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💛⚜️Pᴀʀᴛ 1: Tᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪs Gᴏʟᴅᴇɴ⚜️💛 (From my Wattpad)

A/N: Ok, this was something a mutual of mine said here on Tumblr, and I decided to write a oneshot about it. Might be very VERY slight angst, nothing bad enough to actually be put under that umbrella though, anyways, enjoy this, and ty for the reads! :)

CW: MENTIONS OF RAPE, DEGRADATION, AND MORE FOUL WORDS THAN USUAL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

B/N: Your Mother's boyfriend's name

M/N: Mother's name

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"Oi, Y/N! Go get me another pack of beer from the store!"

"Yes father!" Damn that pig looking bitch. I'm just some fucking girl, trying to protect her mom from this demon of a person! Heck, he's not EVEN a person! He's the devil himself!! Man, I wish dad was here...

When you were in about 7th grade, your real father got killed in a massacre a couple cities over. He was not only a police officer, but a great father and husband as well. He treated you and your mother amazingly, and you thought life couldn't get anymore perfect, but soon that all went down hill. After his death, your mother's health depleted and she felt empty inside. She needed somebody else to make her complete. She decided to call an old friend from high school, and next thing you know he moved in. He seemed like a nice guy at first, but soon enough he was beating you guys mercilessly, enough to leave large bruises and scars whenever you didn't do exactly what he asked, in your eyes though, it was more of an order. You hated being ordered around, but you hated your mother getting beaten around even more. It seemed like a blessing that he hasn't tried to rape her, but god knows what he'll do, he's unpredictable

With all of this happening, you decided to tell him you were doing some "extra curricular" classes in college, but what you were actually doing was taking the Hunter's Exam and learning nen. Your biological father was kind-hearted and fun to be around, but he was also strict and sometimes a bit harsh, though he always meant well. Before his passing, all three of you would go out on the weekends to train, exercise, or do something that would enhance your body power and brain power. Because of this, all of you were exceptionally smart, and bodies all well toned. Sometimes your excursions would be going to a park and practicing a sport, driving to the snow and sledding, skiing, snowboarding, and every once in a while going to another state to zip line, try animal encounters, or take a family friendly class in that state's heritage and customs.

Since you were accustomed to hard core training and events, you thought the Hunter's Exam was quite fun, and was a test to your skills. After that, you were scouted out by a strong nen user by the name of Biscuit Krueger. You and her had lots of fun training, and with her pushing your limits to the utmost best, you turned out to be a specialist.

(Whenever I imagine myself in Hunter x Hunter, this is always my nen type and stuff LMAO)

Your power was called, Black shadow. You could have up to 10 weapons on hand, completely subjected to doing your bidding. These weapons were linked to you through blood, and they were surrounded with a substance that appeared to be black mist. The weapons you most preferred to practice with and use were your katana, blood string, and scythe. You could also make a weapon yours by cutting a fingertip and letting the blood drip onto the weapon, altering the appearance then gaining that black "mist", showing that it was now yours. The downside to this technique was that those "shadows and mist remnants" were your sleep. The darkness in your mind and the shadows all around you were taken and used for that power. In turn, you were always tired, yawning, and had bags under your eyes. Another plus side though was that you had a nen created chamber that had every weapon you owned. A girl can have some fun toys, can't she? You had tools for torture (whenever you took an opportunity to try it), many varieties of weapons, and of course, more snacks. But unlike B/N, you didn't have just fatty snacks. You had regeneration potions, healthy snacks, and special nen created "snacks" to help with different things, which all of these you had collected through pulling some strings. Your mother was worried, but you said it was all just college things. Yeah, just college things..

Ill make that pig bitch pay for what he has done to my mother!

Feitan POV -or whats going on with him- :

"What time, is it.."

"8 AM Fei!"

"Shut up, green eyes, too loud."

"Oh Fei don't be rude! It's mean!"

"That's, the point."

"Oh wait, Shalnark, what this?"

"What do you mean?"

"This... gold string?"

"OI SHALNARK, FEITAN, COME ERE' REAL QUICK!"

"Phinks, what, do you, want-" Phinks just ignored his question and pointed to the TV.

This is Channel 12, reporting live from York New City Town Square. People all over the city are claiming to be seeing a string tied to their left ring finger, leading them to some unknown destination! What is this string? Who put it there?-

"AY AY IM ON TV! THE STRING THINGY JUST LEAD ME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND NOW WERE DATING! SUPER AWESOME!"-

I apologize for the interference, but this string appears t be leading people to.. partners? Soulmates? Find out tomorrow morning, this is Amy Starwick from Channel 12, signing out.

"What. The. FUCK."

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOODNESS HOLY SHIT FEITAN YOU HAVE A SOULMATE!!"

"Nope-"

"YESS YOU DOOOOOOO"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHEERY BITCH-"

"No❤️" Since Feitan was on his last nerve with Shalnark, he decided to stomp over towards Chrollo in the main room, but Chrollo just chuckled.

"Wanna go find your soulmate? See if that things real?" Feitan just stared at the ground, lightly shifting his feet.

"Go ahead, I don't mind."

"Just, doing it, out of, curiosity."

"Mhm, curiosity, go find them." And with that, he was dismissed. Feitan wanted to say it was curiosity, but deep down he had this feeling there was something else, but what was it? It made his stomach tingle and he didn't like it one bit. He tried to ignore all of this, and just shrugged it off...

꧁꧂꧁꧂TimeSkip to Next Day꧁꧂꧁꧂

Your POV + some Feitan POV:

"Alright, today's the day, he'll be at his work, and on his break, i'll set the plan in motion.." Both me and mom don't like him, and I don't know about her, but I sure hate him, every ounce of him. The plan is simple: 1. Capture mom's boyfriend, 2. Take him to an abandoned building, 3. Torture him and get all of the answers I need, and 4. Kill him. His break is at 12, and he usually goes to get takeout every other Friday, what a pig. I'll give him a taste of his own medicine.

Time: 11:30 AM

Ok, I have everything ready. Fully energized to the utmost extent, Elixirs to bring him back in case he passes out too early, and- what? He's leaving for lunch early? PERFECT! You ran behind some buildings and hid in a two-way alleyway, waiting for him to pass by...

Here we go..

One..

Two..

THREE!

You covered his head with a sack, and took his phone out of his back pocket. Before heading over to your post, you laced the inside of the sack with some sleeping powder and pressed it against his nose and mouth. Within moments he passed out, and you typed in what you hoped to be his password, which was correct. Around 12:30, you were going to text one of his coworkers that he would be "going to a restaurant across town, and ditching work for a day, not wanting to see his stupid good for nothing girlfriend or his dumb daughter." You knew he called you both this because of going through his text messages when he wasn't looking or when he was sleeping. Little did you know that somebody was watching you from afar.

"Hmm... So, she, my, what do people, call it.. soulmate? Seems, interesting..."

Time: 12:00 PM

"Jesus, I new he was a fat ass but I didn't know he weighed this much!" You were tugging him from his legs through the back ways of York New. You wanted to find a secluded area, where once you were done with him you could just toss him somewhere for the birds and maggots to eat. After walking for what seemed like hours, you came across a set of abandoned buildings, specifically the one you laid out some extra things. A couple extra weapons, some towels, a change of clothes, a chair and some rope, a couple of flashlights, and of course, some snacks. Lucky for you, the douchebag you've been dragging around like a rag doll was still out cold, so you picked him up and tossed him on the chair, tying his wrists, ankles and neck to the chair.

"Maaannn, this is boring!! When the hell are you gonna wake up?!" As if on queue, you saw his eyes start to flutter open, and you immediately grabbed your box cutter. It wasn't a weapon used by your nen, but it was quite effective.

"What.. who.. wait- Y/N!? WHAT THE FUCK?! UNTIE ME NOW BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS!!" you didn't notice it, but Feitan was watching from the building over.

What, the fuck? Why she kidnap him? That pig? Why? Confusing, gotta keep, watching.

You shoved the box cutter into his left cheek, and you bathed in the glory of hearing his screams of pain.

"How does this feel, you bitch? Everything you've done to my dear mother, everything you've done to me, and heck, YOU WERE PROBABLY BEHIND MY DAD'S MURDER DURING THAT FUCKING MASSACRE!!" B/N noticed the tears in your eyes, and took this to his advantage.

"So what if I was? Both of your parents were pathetic anyways."

"NO THEY AREN'T! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY MOTHER'S LIKE THIS NOW! YOUR THE FUCKING REASON FOR EVERYTHING SHITTY THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!!"

"Heh, hehe.. hahaHAHAHA! YOU KNOW GOD DAMNED WELL THAT ALL OF YOU ARE PATHETIC! WANNA KNOW WHY I GOT WITH YOUR MOM!? BECAUSE SHES HOT. AND SHE HAD GOOD MONEY FROM YOUR FUCKING DAD. YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO?! YOU KNOW WHY I TOOK OFF EARLY TODAY?! I WAS GONNA RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND MAKE YOU WATCH, THEN KILL BOTH OF YOU AND RUN OFF WITH ALL OF YOUR MONEY!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S IRONIC?! I DON'T HAVE ONE. SINGLE. FUCKING. REGRET. IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR DAD, YOU SOULDN'T HAVE HAD THE NERVE TO DO THIS, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED!!"

You couldn't handle this anymore, tears were falling down your face rapidly as you grabbed the duct tape and closed his mouth shut.

"I don't give a fuck about what you say.. I'm going to kill you here. This is your grave. Someday, I'll join you in hell, and when I do, I'll torture you again, and the Devil will laugh. You just watch and ducking wait you, you.. PATHETIC WORTHLESS PIG ASS SLOPPY ASS NASTU FUCKING BITCH!" With that, you grabbed a couple super worms in each hand and shoved them into his ears. Even with the duct tape, you could hear his screams of agony as the worms dug deeper into his ears. You then got our your katana and slashed him across the stomach, and shoved even more worms into that open wound of his. Quickly, you poured a large bottle of the elixir you had brought over him to keep him from dying so quickly. Box cutter still in hand, you carved small lines all over his arms and legs, then ripped off the tape to hear his desperate cries. You imagined he wanted to be dead, but you didn't care. His pain and you pain mixed together and you just started laughing. You through your head back and let yourself laugh. all of the pain this man has caused you and your mom will be repayed today.

But the pressure and stress was too much to handle. Your laughing of victory soon turned into screams and more tears, as you let yourself fall to the ground, not even noticing you didn't hit it hard, something had caught you, or someone..

What the shit am I doing?

Am I really going to kill him?

What's wrong with me?

What will mother think?

What would dad do?

What am I doing with my life?

You soon snapped out of all of those negative thoughts though, as you noticed something caressing your face lightly.

"Rest, now. He, won't die, so quickly. I'm, Feitan." You were a sniffling and crying mess, so all you could do was rush into Feitan's chest and cry. Without thinking, he wrapped his arms around you and held you close. He had no idea what he was doing, for he had only seen this kind of skin on skin contact in movies. So, he did what those people in the movies did.

"Don't, worry... It's all, going to be.. okay."

Word Count (Including author notes, etc) : 2251

-Wrote February 3, 2021-

Unedited sorry about that lol-

Part 1...

#hxh #hxh oneshot #hunterxhunter #feitan #feitanportor #pov #feitanxreader

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smellycinnamonthundahfudge · 5 years ago

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here we are, folks, mama's gonna write another one of these things so sit down and enjoy some post-hoco peter starts to fall for mj shits

sigh why do i even bother

Caught Stealing

Peter likes to think he's been doing pretty good at this whole superhero thing for quite a while now; saving people, giving directions, catching thieves. Things have been going pretty great.

But the one thief he didn't expect to show up on his radar was one that didn't even show up when he was in spidey-mode, oh no, this one showed up when he was regular ol' peter parker for crying out loud. Just one day at another one of these acadec meetings, Peter Parker saw MJ try to steal a glance at him while he was on a call with Happy, and his brain was left on buffer for the rest of the call, the meeting, and pretty much the entire week after.

"Hey, Ned, hav you ever seen MJ like... look at me?" Peter asks Ned in the cafeteria while MJ wasn't there yet (he's brave enough to go through flames with a broken leg to save Liz's supervillain dad but hell if he's brave enough to talk about a potential crush just mere feet near said crush).

"Yes," answered Ned without even looking, and just continued eating his tuna sandwich lunch.

"What!?" Peter exclaims slightly loudly making him take a look around him to see if anyone (MJ) might have noticed. To his relief, no one did what with all the conversations happening in the cafeteria and MJ still wasn't there. "When were you going to tell me?"

Ned swallows the bite he just took, "I thought you did know."

"Well, clearly I didn't. I've been pretty busy with ~something~ as you know."

"Pfftt yeah and you were also crushing pretty hard on Liz if I can also recall."

"Okay, okay fine whatever, we've already established I've been busy. I just- how long have you known? Or how long have you noticed it was going on?"

"You seriously haven't noticed?" Ned asks genuinely a bit shocked that Peter didn't know.

"Dude, I'm telling you I haven't-" Peter repeats for the nth time, frustrated he still doesn't know how long this has been going on. "How long?"

Ned lets out a chuckle of disbelief, "Pretty much since halfway through freshman year, bro. Wow, I can't believe you really haven't noticed. Some Peter-tingle you've got there."

Peter lets out a huff of frustration, "It doesn't work that way. And ugh can you please not call it the Peter-tingle? I already get enough of that from Aunt May."

Ned turns his hands up in defeat and just proceeds to continue eating his lunch again.

"I can't believe this, has it really been going on for that-"

"Hey, losers," MJ greets to their table, finally showing up to their usual spot.

"MJ!" Peter almost shouts from shock. Man, Ned might be right, his (ugh) Peter-tingle just wasn't working right now.

MJ snorts from Peter's reaction, "Yes, Peter, it is me, MJ, the girl who's been sitting next to you guys for the better part of a year now,' MJ mock explains. "You doing okay there, Pete?" MJ asks finally taking a seat.

"Yeah, yeah, just a bit jumpy, I guess..."

"Alright, whatever. What can't you believe has been going on for that long?"

"What?"

"When I got here, you were saying you can't believe it's been going on for that long. What has?"

Peter looks to Ned in a panic and he blurts out "Spiders!" in response, making Peter face palm himself on the table.

"Spiders?" MJ still asks, being what Ned said did nothing to explain anything.

"Yeah... Peter's had this really intense phobia of them ever since we went on that fieldtrip. He accidentally slipped in the bathroom this morning cause he saw a spider and he couldn't believe he still hasn't gotten over his phobia," Ned explains lies so casually, but by the end of it sighs and gives Peter a not really that subtle thumbs up.

Peter on the other hand is semi-frustrated over having to lie to MJ about TWO things in his life now and the fact that his best friend just made him seem like a scaredy cat that actually slips in the bathroom from seeing a spider. His frustration doesn't last though cause he's just waiting to see if MJ actually buys Ned's load of spider phobia bs.

"Oh, okay-" MJ thinks about how they were probably talking about spider-man things before she came but decides to just go along with their excuse and thinks about a possible cause of the phobia on the very highly unlikely (at least in her opinion) chance that Ned was actually telling the truth, remembering Peter's uncle dying just a few weeks after the fieldtrip and feeling bad for Pete so she offers up a solution or maybe just something to comfort him.

"You know, they say that to get rid of a phobia, exposure therapy works, so maybe it'll make you feel better to know that humans swallow up to like 10 spiders in an entire year," MJ jokes a bit awkwardly and pointedly that she just proceeded to eat her meal after finishing her sentence.

It makes Peter chuckle for a bit though so MJ releases that breath she didn't know she was holding and continues to avert her eyes to her meal and just continue eating.

"Wow, MJ yeah sure, nothing'll make me feel better like knowing there's probably like hundreds of tiny spiders inside me right now," Peter remarks sarcastically making MJ laugh as he fake shivers.

"Glad I could help," MJ winks and then averts her eyes again to get her book so she could read while eating, signalling she was ready for this convo to end (she wasn't going to be able to talk after what she can't believe she just did).

And Peter's kinda glad she does end it because holy sh- did, did MJ really just wink at him right now? Did that just happen?

Peter looks to Ned for confirmation who could only shrug in response being just as unsure about what to make of it as well.

Wondering what the hell just happened is the last thought circling inside Peter's brain while Ned just changes the subject to something else that didn't even register to Peter.

MJ may actually ACTUALLY like him, and Peter doesn't have a single clue what to do about it.

Nothing as it turns out, cause as the rest of the week passes without fanfare, it seems like Peter's finally regaining his sanity again as he thinks that maybe MJ looking at him was just MJ being MJ and he goes back to thinking of MJ as his friend and not the smart funny pretty girl who might have a crush on him, which she doesn't.

Until, yet again, Happy interrupts Peter at this week's acadec meeting and he steps outside to take the call.

"What, Happy? I told you I was busy during saturdays with acadec, what do you want?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know I was talking to Mr. Bigshot here. You know, I started on Stark Industries as a dri-"

And with that, Peter just proceeded to wince and hit himself with his phone, knowing he just made this phone call twice as long as what it probably would have been. He starts to just block out what Happy is saying and takes a peek at what he's missing at acadec.

Flash is asleep at the sidelines, must have been that party Peter saw he was having posted and streamed all over social media, it was so annoying. Ned, Cindy, Sally, and Abe were all on a roll tossing out answers back to back, Eddie was blanking and swearing the answer was at the tip of his tongue, and MJ as usual, was running the drills.

Yet again, Peter was thinking about how wonky his brain must have been to actually think that MJ, don't give an f what anyone thinks acadec team cap MJ, actually liked him.

But it seemed Peter must have been staring for too long because MJ noticed and glanced at him too, making Peter panic and immediately avert his eyes to a different direction, any direction at that. God, why was he this awkward?

But god help Peter Parker who must just be an awkwardness masochist because he couldn't help but just sneak a peek once again, only to see MJ was still looking at him and he must have had some ridiculous shocked expression on his face because the slightest grin started to appear on MJ's face and she looked away with almost- was that- A BLUSH?? a blushing expression on her face??? did that? she just? whattttt????

But before Peter could even get himself together, MJ looked back at him again only to grin over the fact Peter was still looking at her and roll her eyes over how ridiculous this wordless convo they were having across the room was, that she just snickered and gave a silent hi and subtle wave hidden from their team mates just below the podium.

Peter found himself grinning like an idiot too and could only give one awestruck wave which made MJ snicker and avert her eyes back to their team mates with a barely noticable flush on her face and a blink and you'll miss it, moment where MJ had to think about what she was saying before she and Peter began this cutely wordless reparte across the room.

MJ had to think about what she was going to say. Cool, suave, witty retorts and comebacks MJ seemed to have a moment of speechlessness.

okay.

And so as Peter could only hear a faint "Peter? Peter, are you still listening to me?" from his phone, he knew that he was absolutely, one hundred percent without a single doubt in his mind, truly, and utterly, fucked.

Maybe MJ wasn't the only one who had a crush.

heeyy yooeesss i missed writing mah anxious boi's pov yallssss. i miss writing for them in general huhu. also im probs gonna write a bunch more of these how they fell for each other fics cus i think this version of em/phase of their relationship is pretty underrated hehe

plus i still cant get over ffh pj disapproval so fine i'll just write the middle man fics myself then. it's just so easy to see how pete could fall for mj, i just cant

toot toot and i hope yalls enjoyed dis folks. it's good to be back. rlly missed em, ya know?

#spideychelle #<3 #peter parker #michelle jones #spideychelle is canon bitches #spideychelle is canon

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sarasfm · 5 years ago

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Sarauniya “ Sara ” Davies, 24, pansexual, cisfemale, ISFP Enneagram 9w1; Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon, Pisces rising 1st year Advanced Encryption Major; did not go to a spy prep hs

Imma keep it real with you, chief, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. I mean, obviously, I know what espionage is ; I’ve read books and articles, and I’ve seen Spy Kids and all the Charlies Angels and James Bond movies, but I genuinely think I need a minute to wrap my head around everything. Make that two weeks, because what’s this I hear about two murders ? I literally just got sent here to be safe, I — I’m sorry, I’m freaking out. Give me five seconds, and we can start again, because I promise I can totally pretend this is all normal. @gallagherintro

full name: sarauniya “ sara ” davies

dormitory room: 105

birthday: 20 march 1995

soundtrack: “ go gina ” by sza

favorite dish: efo riro

aesthetic: when i see them walking around in the halls, i usually see a flash of light reflecting from her earrings, eyeglasses perched on top of her head, and a caviar iphone always in her hands

Bio Points

her mom’s a nigerian baddie billionaire & her dad’s a soft academic brit

she grew up between london and abuja where their family’s business is based. it’s a trading enterprise, the largest industrial conglomerate in sub-saharan africa

she’s the eldest of three siblings, was raised to be prim & proper and groomed to run their family’s business. her family’s not pushy though and they’re really cool. very healthy dynamic so she doesn’t mind ; she loves her fam and would do it w a smile !

Coding is her Passion though. total dork. stayed up all the time just sleuthing and being an internet geek since she was a youngin’

loves education and is the type who would willingly stay in school to learn. has a degree in economics from harvard and was almost done with her mba when her littlest sister got abducted ! was it about business ? money ? who knows ! the sister’s fine now but her family sure is Scared especially since sara’s alone in the big bad united states

her mom made some calls and went “ gimbiya, look, u aint safe n we sorry. we’ll work something out to make sure u get ur mba degree somehow but shit is wild so we gotta get u somewhere near that’s safe asap. u like studying & ur a geek with computers right ? cool beans, go back to school & welcome to gallagher, babe ”

she enters gallagher in the middle of the spring semester very overwhelmed & inwardly ignoring how unhappy she is about having to be here bc she is not & does not want to be a spy. she just tryna distract herself by looking at this entire thing as a weird vacation where she can do stuff she wasn’t able to before because it’s literally detached from the world. she is mostly probably in way over her head, but let’s see !

Other Information

Nicknames: Sara (to everyone), gimbiya (to family, means princess in Hausa)

Languages: English (native), Hausa (native), Arabic (C1), French (B2)

Strengths: is money a strength ? also coding. and being the sweetest. and a general smartypants but that’s in a university setting & gallagher probably doesnt give a fuck

Relationship History: only has one (1) experience. ( well,,, 2 if a three-second drunken kiss w kass counts ) his name’s royce and they’ve known each other since their bougie secondary school back in britain. started dating at sixteen and went to harvard together. they’re long term as fuck. he’s like her best friend and their families adore the couple & each other. got engaged last september and sara broke it off before leaving for gallagher, oof. she deadass milked the opportunity but lbr she wasnt rlly Feeling It so she’s kinda glad for the ‘valid reason’ to appear bc it rlly wasn’t Love for sara so boy bye

Physical appearance: 1.76m, 55kg, long black hair, slim and toned build

Classes: GEN 105, GEN 206, AE 101, AT 101, PE 101

Personality

the sweetest. v charming & sensitive to others & curious about things. enthusiastic too ! loves adventures & is very passionate. queen of empathy.

she’s not stuck up even tho she loaded. she doesnt rlly talk abt her family having 12B or the fact that she’s an ivy league girl, bc she’s just generally very uwu

easily stressed and flustered and overwhelmed ! man, gallagher’s gonna shook this goddamn academic dork to her core for the love of god someone pls get the aed ready

rlly fun !!! can be a lil unpredictable bc it b lyk dat for rich girls. loves her independence which she hasn’t maximized bc of her ex fiancé & responsibilities but it’s chill so chill totally chill, no ounce of further longing exists in the crevices of this girl’s heart

she is so not good with confrontation and is so allergic to conflict ok. she will sweep discomfort under a rug and lie on it ‘til it’s flat which makes her a queen of repression & conforming

is she easily overwhelmed & stressed ? yes, but she’ll try not to show it so much. it’s all mostly an internal monologue so don’t underestimate her pls. she’s v smart and competent. can be so competitive ( albeit mostly inwardly ) and a boss ass business bitch like her business momma bc that’s what she’s been training for altho she is still generally a soft bab so ... yeah, if u would be so kind as to Estimate her, that’d be grand

she needs to always be on top of her game. maybe not the best in the class, but definitely pushes herself to be her best, so a lot of late nights studying & won’t settle for bad grades ever. gonna be rough in gallagher bc she is not spy material ok, she’s just a pretty rich geek behind a computer

just imagine her as the nice girl in ur ap classes who’s a lil awkward & just so happens to be super hot & stinking rich

Fun Facts

has a six-month old rescue pup named sooty ! who kinda looks like a sheparnese

has a tendency to ramble if she’s comfy w u enough or mayhaps if it’s too much man

is v diligent w keeping a journal & does it everyday

likes to dance ! not super good but she likes it. hits da clubs for dat shit

is a lil instagram famous bc she’s a gorgeous rich harvard girl & all that jazz. queen of selfies & of looking hot but doesn’t actually get to play around rip ffff

doesn’t drink much bc she is an extreme lightweight and 2 is her tap out limit

if she’s had more than 2 drinks, she is Very Honest but still very ramble-y

she is physically active but mostly just runs and does yoga. knows very basic self-defense. is not sporty, definitely not a fighter, may god have mercy on her soul

isnt a virgin but is not sexually experienced lmao lbr she kinda Itching to get out there

don’t ask me what her accent is because i have no clue it’s all over the place

Established Connections — just bc i think y’all would like to know

kassandra sutton — internet friends ! loves kass to bits. have known each other since sara was 14. when kass was 18, sara took her on a grad trip to montreal and became a lil lowkey into her. doesn’t help that kass drunk kissed her & doesn’t remember lmfao. poor sara told her then-bf & they had a lil fight but they made up bc sara didn’t talk to kass for months. eventually they became friends again & now sara’s in gallagher w no idea that kass is a mf sutton & honestly, my girl is just very shook w everything

Possible Connections

crushes — she does not know how to flirt. she is ,,,, p pathetic tbh but a real heckin cutie. will be super nice to ur bab ok

flirtationships — sara and i r gonna continue to keep it real w u chieves, her ex fiancé royce was vanilla and bland as fuck. can u believe she has not been single in a decade ? ? someone give her love & attention & fluster this soft innocent child. get her Experienced but also dont hurt her

enemies/angst !!! — or maybe do ! maybe hurt her. maybe obliterate her. maybe smash her poor heart to pieces, because tbh i would love that. so someone pls for the love all things holy and divine, someone hurt her !!!!

fwb — probably just one (1) bc she’s still a romantic ? and she’s probably gonna want something exclusive even if it’s no strings attached and will surely want to ,.,. get to know them a little bit more first ,,, at least ideally , idk , maybe impulse & thirst gets the better of her one of these days who knows lets find out !

friends !!! — sara will love u ok. she may be a lil easily flustered but she’s doesn’t rlly give up on ppl quickly. as i’ve said, queen of empathy. probs feels v sorry for majority of the gallagher & georgetown kids bc, .,.,., this environment just screams highkey Trauma to her and she’s valid bc she’s right

mentors !!! — she hates feeling dumb ok she Always has to be on top of her game, so u can bet ur ass after her first meetings in her classes she goes to ppl going “ hey could u help me out w working out ? boxing ? firing a gun ? literally everything & anything ? ”

anything & everything — meaning just come @ me & let’s talk about it uwu

( did i just create georgina’s antithesis ? fuck yes, and i am sooo excited to have a child that’s not always plotting & scheming & being mean like y’all have no idea ;_; nywy, that was long bc shutting up and brevity are things i do not possess. whats up it’s ur og flower garden girl rose here aka bugleweed aka fiancée of many and lover of all, and i am open to anything and everything ! just drop an IM or hit dat like & ill slide in ur dmz w love, plots & sanitized hands x )

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shirtlesssammy · 5 years ago

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10x02: Reichenbach

June 21st, 2003:

A boy wakes from sleep to hear a fight happening in his house. He finds his dad brutally murdered downstairs. As he cries over the body, we see a de-aged Dean Winchester walk in the room with a bloody knife. (Like, what a weird thing to spend money on, idk)

Cut to (UGH) Cole (UGH) who was that boy. He’s telling his tale to a tied up Sam. He’s going to kill Dean. Sam tells him that “Dean isn’t Dean right now.” Cole is getting high off of thinking about his revenge so there’s no talking to him. Sam tells him that Dean had his reasons for killing his dad. There are monsters out there.

(UGH) Cole (UGH) thinks he’s talking about human monsters (of which there are many) but Sam tells him REAL monsters. Cole keeps calling Sam the psycho but then puts on gloves and pulls out a hammer. UGH.

Killdeer, North Dakota

Our Demon Dean Bean is enjoying the view (and touching without consent..smh). He throws money on the ground for the exotic dancer and she’s less than impressed and starts to walk away. He grabs her again and this time the bouncer stops him. Dean headbutts him and we’re suddenly watching (UGH) Cole (UGH) beat up Sam. I’m going to be honest, smart editing makes recapping hard. :D Cole continues to demand where Dean is. Dean continues to wale on the bouncer. Dudes at the bar are not stopping him --like, holy fuck, stop him, assholes! He stops himself, finishes his drink, and leaves.

(UGH) Cole (UGH) continues to torture Sam, but he doesn’t realize that he’s dealing with Sam Fucking Winchester. That boy is a badass and he will NOT break. Cole’s just about to break Sam’s kneecap when his phone rings. It’s his wife so he answers and walks away, leaving his keys and a knife on the ground.

Outside the strip club, Dean runs into Crowley.

For Dear God Dunk Me Under That Running Water Science:

Cas is on the road with Hannah and his fake grace is failing him. She heals a wound of his and he thanks her but tells her she can go. She’s staying. She wants to help. That makes Cas laugh. It’s just so very human of her. (HANNAH)

Cas gets a call from Sam. He has a lead on Dean and tells Cas to head to North Dakota. Sam then drops the bomb that Dean is a demon.

Cas and Hannah head out to meet Sam. Hannah doesn’t see the point in helping the Winchesters. Cas sees otherwise. They’re his friends. (Blarf...this is season 10. One more season and he’ll be living in the bunker and he’ll be family and I just can’t take it.) Cas is not ok and starts to nod off while driving, and they crash. #RipPimpMobile

Dean and Crowley are at a bar. Crowley asks Dean how he’s doing, knowing full well that he’s not doing that great. He needs to kill. Crowley offers him a deal that he can’t refuse --kill for him.

Crowley has a list. First up: Mindy Morris. She cheated on her husband and then asked for a divorce. Lester, the husband, would rather sell his soul than give up his money. Mindy’s going to die. Dean agrees.

Cas and Hannah have the car towed to a car repair shop. The extra nice mechanic invites them into her home. Hannah is not used to this human condition and it’s kinda cute. She also doesn’t get human humor. Also cute. Cas is so out of it, he doesn’t register the exchange. They head inside. Hannah heads to find food for Cas (wait, with his fading grace, does he need to eat?) and returns to the living room to find Cas zonked out on the couch.

Dean stalks Mindy Morris’s house and just as he’s about to go in to do his job, he sees Lester pull up. He goes to have a chat with Lester. Pro tip: Not a great idea to be at the scene of the crime when the crime is happening. Dean tells Lester that he can’t really blame Mindy for stepping out. “She’s a North Dakota Eight. You’re a Four and a half max.”

Wanna see a Hollywood Ten:

Also, Lester was already cheating on Mindy (UGH). Demon Dean maybe learned a thing between the no consent touching and this moment, because he ain’t buying the shit that Lester is selling. He punches him. Lester tells Dean that he works for him now and he needs to get in that house and do his job. Uh, demon or no, don’t tell Dean “Free Will” Winchester what to do; He’s going to do the opposite. Dean guts him with the First Blade. Oops.

Sam’s at the Angelz Strip Club (LOLOLOLOLOLOL, Dean wishes it was one angel --I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself. But also, wtf? Is it because he’s a demon, and irony?) He’s talking with the bouncer. They exchange war stories. Sam asks the bouncer to call him (or Lemmy Kilmister at least) if he sees Dean again. Meanwhile, (UGH) Cole (UGH) lurks and follows Sam as he drives away.

The next morning, Cas wakes to Looney Tunes (god, I love this running theme through Andrew Dabb episodes) and a little girl who has the most fascinating dreams about snot and rockets. Epic.

She offers Cas some of her cereal and he accepts. IT’S ADORABLE, PEOPLE. (A thousand Cas with small child fics were born, I’m sure.) The mechanic and Hannah watch and smile and all is right with the world. The mechanic tells Hannah their car is ready. And then she tells her that she’s got a great guy. (Lol, he’s already taken. Hannah learned that little factoid last season.)

Meanwhile Crowley’s in hell (seewhatididthere) while a demon explains to him how to make Hell more efficient. Sam calls Crowley, but Interrupting!Dean (‘cause he’s a demon, I guess) strolls in very proud of himself for killing Lester. When Crowley chews him out for it, Dean shoves him to the ground with his little demon head-tilt. Crowley rather insightfully sums it up: Dean’s a li’l bit human and a li’l bit demon.

Instead of cowering in fear, Dean’s supremely unimpressed by the King of Hell. He informs Crowley that they’re not “besties” and that he’ll come around when he needs someone new to kill. “It's over,” Crowley decrees. “What can I say? Crazy ones...well, they're good for a fling. But they're not relationship material.” It’s okay, Crowley. Breakups are hard!

In sunny angel-land, Hannah takes over driving for Cas who is looking awful. Listen, I don’t often fantasize about swaddling grown men and spoon feeding them soup but Cas! BBY! You look like hammered crap.

Crowley finds Moose and tells him where to find Squirrel. The Mark of Cain’s a PIA and he’d rather be shot of Dean altogether.

Cas wakes up in the parked car to find Hannah gone. She went up to Heaven to speak to Metatron in jail. Careful! He’s a tricksy devil. She tries to interrogate Metatron for the whereabouts of the last remnants of Cas’s grace. Oh, sure! Coming right up.

Metatron says he’ll barter Cas’s grace for sweet freedom. Hannah’s about to bite when Cas arrives.

Cas approaches angrily and tells Hannah not to do it. “I've made deals born of desperation, and they always end in blood and tears.”

Castiel doesn’t want to be saved like that. Hannah reluctantly agrees and walks off. Metatron leaves Cas with a parting shot: there’s just enough of his grace to save him. “Keep it,” Cas tells him. “I’ve made peace with my fate.” OKAY BUT we haven’t. Just so you know.

Metatron decides to make a really compelling argument for freeing him. He’ll escape one day and then...kill everybody. How fun and well-adjusted. He taunts Castiel as he leaves: “Dead man walking!”

On Earth, Dean pensively plays the piano?????????? Bored with piano practice, he pulls out the First Blade and slices his hand, then watches it heal up while Crowley’s advice to choose between the two natures echoes in his head. Sam approaches. (Aaaaand musical number time. Sing him a song, Dean!)

Dean picks up the blade and stalks over to the bar. Sam suggests a nice, civilized trip home to do the demon cure. For some reason, demon Dean isn’t into that plan. He confesses that he’d like to rip Sam’s throat out with his TEETH which is...certainly an image.

Sam expresses his unending loyalty: it doesn’t matter what Dean might have done as a demon. He just wants him home. Dean laughs at him but his mirth gets interrupted by a smoke bomb going off. When Sam stumbles outside the bar, he’s met with (UGH) Cole (UGH). Cole knocks Sam “The Head Injury” Winchester out.

Cole meets Dean at last, who roundly mocks him for not killing Sam already. Cole dramatically announces who he is to Dean. Dun dun DUN. He’s the son of a man you killed decades ago who has since grown into a completely different looking adult! I mean, come on, Dean. Work on your facial recognition here. Dean apologizes - all those dead people over the years have blurred together.

Dean taunts Cole, telling him to shoot him already. (Side note: as much as I dislike demon Dean, he really plays up his eyes nicely in these scenes.)

For Eye Crinkle Science:

They fight. Dean reminds me of a cat toying with a mouse. “What did you think was gonna happen, huh? You just stroll up here and say “my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die,” And I'd just roll over? Well, that's just… It makes me sad.”

(UGH) Cole (UGH) cuts Dean, who heals before his eyes. He demon-flashes him.

Dean starts beating Cole within an inch of his life but hesitates… Sam takes that opportunity to toss holy water onto Dean and slap on those warded cuffs. You got ‘im, Sammy! Good work.

Later, Sam hands the first blade over to Crowley for safe keeping (and WOW about that, really).

(UGH) Cole (UGH) apparently headed straight to the public library after his little prize fight and, still bloodied and barely standing, asks the librarian for every book she has on demons. Please, Cole, demon and witchcraft books always get stolen within the first month on the shelf.

Back at the bar, Crowley enjoys his froofy drink and fondles the First Blade while thinking of his ex. And then we get a close-up of his phone. It’s a photo of Dean and Crowley wearing cowboy hats and being dorks together. Over the scene, the song “Lonely girl” plays. I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS.

Sam drives Dean home to the bunker. Dean refers to Baby as “just a car” and we all die a little inside. Sam has hope, though. He chose not to kill Cole. Dean just smiles. He didn’t give (UGH) Cole (UGH) mercy...he handed him his destroyed pride on a platter. “That ain’t mercy. That’s the worst thing I coulda done to ‘im.” He then promises to visit more of his anti-mercy on Sam.

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Quote it Again, Sam:

Sam and Dean may be a bit rough around the edges but they’re the best men I’ve ever known.

I understand the three beans, but what’s the surprise?

What is this, a lifetime movie?

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vierschanzentournee · 5 years ago

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A lot of questions but I can't help it im curious: 4, 5, 15, 16, 20, 22, 25, 57, 65, 67!

awww thank you!!!!!

4. sunsets or sunrises?

sunsets, because if i’m awake in time for a sunrise then i’m probably ready to die. i know there’s a certain beauty in being awake before the rest of the world etc etc but that also comes with the pain of, yknow, being awake so it’s not really worth it for me

5. vanilla, chocolate or strawberry?

vanilla!! i’m always a slut for vanilla, particularly when it comes to milkshakes and ice cream - i’ll choose it over pretty much anything else

15. who did you last hug?

hm i don’t know? i’m not really one for physical contact, but i guess probably my dad on thursday night because he was leaving for a few days?

16. who are your top 5 fictional characters?

are you aware of what you’ve just unleashed on the world?anyway, in no particular order, i’d say someeeething like:

Ferius Parfax from the Spellslinger series (yeah i’m literally NEVER gonna shut up about these books but like.... ferius in particular oh my god..... the way she loves kellen so fiercely??? the fact that she seems invulnerable in his eyes but it slowly becomes clear that she can and does get hurt????? the fact that she’s an absolute gay icon tm??????)

Kest Murrowson from the Greatcoats series (the key to my heart IS just sebastien de castell books i’m sorry!!! but kest!!! oh my god!!!! the fact that he could probably take over the whole goddamn world if he wanted to because he’s so skilled and smart but he doesn’t because he’s loyal to falcio before all else, the fact that he’s sacrificed everything for him, all the little details about his laugh and his singing voice???)

Locke Lamora from the Gentleman Bastard sequence (he’s so smart and yet so DUMB!! so good at being a thief and so bad at everything else!!!! he’s a little shit!!!! he really shouldn’t be!!!!!!! i haven’t finished the series yet and i’m very frightened by all the memes i’m seeing about his backstory!!!!)

Aramis from The Three Musketeers (kinda the BBC show version of him, because hey who doesn’t love a somewhat traumatised wisecracking sharpshooter/medic, but also the version from the original book, because lmao he was just funny as hell. the time that he went and hung out in a monastery for like six months and then was found by the others and he was like hey do you want to hear the poem i’ve been composing? and they were like hm no and he was like. well you’re going to anyway. was particularly iconic)

Vin from the Mistborn series (ok i’m only like 2/3 of the way through the first book BUT god i love her so much and i want the best for her and i want her to realise she can be soft and strong at the same time and that she can and should trust people and i want her to have the best father-daughter relationship with kelsier and help him heal too and i want kelsier to stop being a bitch about elend even though it’s kinda justified and UGH)

20. is your room messy or clean?

.... fairly messy! it’s not like, clothes lying in heaps on the floor messy, just... i have a lot of books and they have to go everywhere and my chest of drawers is broken af so all the draws are just hanging around in different areas of the room dfkgjdfkg

22. favourite scent?

i dunno really? vanilla? i like the smell of petrol too lmao

25. what do you like about yourself?

uhhhhhh i’m? good at schoolwork? and generally considered pretty booksmart? my hair is fun to play with?

57. what are your otps?

man i don’t even know anymore? i guess i have a lot of sj ships that you know a lot about fgkdfk? and i think about falcio and kest from the Greatcoats series a lot (kest’s unrequited love kills meeee)? and honestly vin and elend from the Mistborn books are really growing on me?

65. if you had to pick a fictional universe to live in forever, which one would you pick and why?

ooh god i have no idea? all the worlds in the books i read sound like Not Great places to live most of the time??? but if i was pressed, i guess being a part of the demimonde/magic London from the Rivers of London books would be cool, bc you can still interact with the normal world etc but there’s magic too!

67. favourite planet?

look i’ll be honest, they all have some very cool features and i’m not sure i could choose. like? mercury? that cool little fucker right up there with the sun! venus? that horrifying toxic bitch! earth? holy shit too cool i can’t even name a feature! mars? red!!!!!! saturn? rings! jupiter? absolutely giant bastard! uranus? blue! neptune! other blue! pluto? baby! not a planet! but baby!

so uh moral of the story here is. don’t ask me to talk about my favourite characters. but thank u.

#jacobspeed

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siriuslyparker · 6 years ago

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Reign of Artemis - Chapter 7

Pairing: Prince!Tom Holland x OC

Warnings: unedited

Words: 4212

A/N: this is v late and im so sorry, so i’ll post the next part as well tomorrow.

series masterlist; masterlist

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To say Tom was nervous would be an understatement.

Harrison woke him up the morning they were set to leave for Baltia, a nervous grin on his face. And as Tom got ready, Harrison quizzed him on everything Baltia. From how to properly introduce himself to how Tom was to offer his arm anytime he walked with one of the Princesses or King's wife.

And before Tom went to leave his room to head to the carrier that was sent by Baltia, Sam and Alex showed up to his room, Tessa behind them. Tom grinned and knelt down to Tessa, scratching the dog behind her ear, "Wish I could take you, Tess, sure you would love Baltia," he said.

Alex laughs, "I don't think she'd like the ride over there very much," she comments. "I dunno, we took her on vacation one time year ago and she was okay," Sam commented. Tom rose to his feet, "Maybe another time," he said.

"So sure you'll be going to Baltia again?" Alex smirked, crossing her arms. Tom gave her an annoyed look as he grabbed his jacket off his bed, "I hear no denial, I think Tommy has a crush on Artemis," Alex said. Harrison chuckled, "You do technically need to be looking for a wife," he added.

Tom rolled his eyes as he pulled on the jacket, "Marrying Artemis would also make her the Queen of Thule," he muttered. Though his mother didn't have that much political involvement compared to his father, she still did a lot for the country. Even if Tom married Artemis, he would not only be giving her a husband and means of an heir, but also another country. And he was sure that would not go well with both his father and the country.

Alex sat down on the chair in front of his desk, Sam leaning against the back of it, "I mean, would that be a bad thing? It's no lie that a majority of the world, those of younger generations mostly, look to her. Look what she's done for her own country, she can do a lot for us," she said. Sam's eyebrows furrowed, his lips pursed before nodded, "She does have the political influence to push the bills that would help minorities," he confirmed.

"Course, her council would agree to it, they would technically hold the power of another country, right?" Alex asked. Harrison grimaced slightly, "Theoretically, they can suggest certain things to her, but in the end it would our side and the crown, to make a final decision," he said.

Tom cleared his throat, "You see, there are many issues here. For one, the possibility of us even marrying is slim to none. We have nothing but a title to offer her and some political power here; she can do more as a princess there than a queen here. Let's think realistically here," he said. Sam nodded an agreement, Alex mumbling something under her breath.

A knock at the open door catches all their attention, "It's time to leave, Your Highness," the guard said. Tom nods and pulls on his jacket, "Shall we?" he questioned the room. Harrison led them out of the room, the guard grabbing the two suitcases at the door and following behind the group.

When they reached the gardens where the carrier waited, General George and Sir Edmund stood waiting at the entrance. The guard went ahead to bring the luggage on the carrier as Tom and Harrison said their byes. Alex gave Tom a hug, "Show them who you truly are, eh?" she mumbled. Tom gave her a tight smile before Sam stepped up to him, "Prove dad wrong, yeah?" he said. "That's the plan," Tom sighed. Sam gave him a brief hug before him and Alex said bye to Harrison.

Tom knelt down again to say bye to Tessa before he followed Harrison to the carrier. General George and Edmund bowed as he passes before they follow up the ramp and into the large carrier.

Tom and Harrison take a seat further in the back of the carrier while General George and Edmund take one near the front. Tom and Harrison get straight into work, by going over details of the dinner, trip, and the Baltian Royal Family.

"I'm sure you've heard the rumors about Eris and Eden," Harrison said. Tom furrowed his eyebrows and shook his head. "Eris, she's the youngest of the family. A few months ago, she had gotten drunk at a party and someone recorded her saying she didn't support Artemis as Queen. Artemis and Samuel have been damage control while Eden and Eris went to Northern Baltia at their beach cottage," Harrison explained.

"Eden is the picture perfect definition of a storybook princess, at least to the media for the most part. Only found at balls, dinners, tea with Nobles, y'know? She's very flirty, despite being underage, but she doesn't look it. You have no real need to impress her, but be respectful of her nevertheless.

"Samuel, complete opposite. Two years older than Eden, three younger than Artemis. He's I guess the brains of the family, works with the scientists in the palace on new tech. He's the one that designed the machine coming over. He's really close to Artemis, so it'd be smart to get on his good side.

"Eris, wife to the King, that's it. She holds no power in politics, though she's rumored to try to persuade the council into overruling Artemis being first in line. It's no shocker to the world that Eden is her favorite child, she has practically said it in interviews. Word around the noble families is that she doesn't even love the king, only the title and money he's given her.

"Artemis, it's obvious you want her to be on your side. She was the one to approach her father and the council on the idea of helping us. She fought for it for some time, apparently, the council wasn't open on the idea of the possibility of new allies.

"Of course you know about Anthony, not much to say on him except he's very kind and openhearted. It's obvious to be kind and respectful towards him.

"But Aaron Dover. He's been Artemis's advisor since she was sixteen and personal guard not long after. If you want to be on anyone's good side, it's his. She values his opinion over anyone's, chance are if he doesn't like you, she won't. He hardly leaves her side, always close enough to listen and protect in case something happens. If you walk away from that dinner with anyone's respect, you better hope it is at least his."

Tom looks down at the tablet in his hands, it was a file of Aaron and Artemis. There were a handful of pictures from the two from when they were younger to just the other day. Him always being steps away from the princess. There was a video clip of them a few months ago when Artemis had visited another country. A citizen of that country charged at the princess, Aaron was quick to pull his sword out and pushing the princess behind him as the man ran up to them. Aaron had shoved him back harshly and guards swarmed, he turned to Artemis and quickly spoke with her as she gave him nods and shakes of her head.

He swipes to the next document and it was an article on how Aaron was promoted to the Head of Guardsmen at eighteen years old and he rumored to be in line for being Head of Military in his future when General Hawkings retired. "I thought they were dating," Tom mumbled. Harrison shrugged, "There are theories over it, but Royal Theorists have shut it down since Aaron doesn't have the proper titles to marry a royal," he said.

"If he's the Head of Guardsmen, then he's knighted, that's enough?" Tom furrowed his eyebrows as he continued swiping through the documents. Article after article about how close the Dover family was to the King before their passing and that Anthony has declared Aaron part of his protection. "Enough for their princesses, but not a Queen," Harrison said.

Tom set the tablet down on the table between them and looked at his best friend. "Then what is? For such a progressive country, they seem very selective," he asked. Harrison sighed, "Higher ranked nobles, other princes, princesses, kings, and queens. People that have something to offer. With Aaron's parents dead and no one knowing his next of kin, he has nothing to offer the family, except maybe his life, but it wouldn't be enough for the council," Harrison said.

Harrison looked out the window and realized they were beginning to descend. He motioned to the window and Tom leaned over to look out too. They watched as they passed over rural neighborhoods that slowly grew into cities, and then it grew into smaller buildings, large green trees, and then the grand Baltian Palace.

"Holy shit," Tom mumbled. Pictures and videos sure didn't do the palace any justice at all. The carrier circled the palace, giving them a whole view of the building. It was five stories, and if Tom had to put a name to it, it looked like what he pictured Olympus to look like. The front of the palace had the white columns, and from what he could tell at the height some had the Gods and Goddess statues on the front of them. White stairs led down to a large driveway that looped around a grand fountain, whom Tom assumed to be Zeus in the middle, and the stairs disappeared under the roof of the palace.

There was no set shape to the palace, instead, it looked like multiple different building pushed together and were led to one another by stone pathways. The country never experienced cold weather so it wasn't shocking that much of the palace was outdoors. The carrier flew towards the back end of the palace, where a pad was on one of the upper levels. Tom was just able to make out a large garden in the middle of the whole palace as the carrier lowered down to the pad.

Out of the window, Tom was able to see two lines of guards forming a pathway on the pad that lead towards the doors that led into the palace. And in the front of that line, in the middle of the pathway stood two people, Artemis and Aaron.

Suddenly, Tom felt even more nervous and nauseous, very nauseous. Tom wiped his hands on his pants as the carrier landed. He was able to see Artemis clearly, her dark hair was pulled into an elegant do, full of braids and twists, her paint done perfectly on her face. And she wore a soft, baby blue dress a silver band just under her chest that matched the silver crown on her head. The straps of the dress rested on her shoulders as waves of cloth connected to a band just above her elbow that connected to more fabric further down her dress.

Tom swallowed as Harrison nudged him to stand up. "Remember bow, let her move to shake your hand, Aaron will introduce us. And offer your arm as we go inside," Harrison spoke quickly as the neared the exit of the carrier.

The Thule guards that were seated in the front of the carrier were now exiting and stood at the end of the ramp. Tom looks over to Harrison, who gave him a nod of encouragement. The Thule Prince took a deep breath before ducking his head to exit the carrier and walked down the ramp. Harrison followed closely behind, with General George and Edmund following behind him.

Tom let out a breath as they approached Artemis and Aaron, and the closer they got the more Tom was ready to throw up. They slowed to a stop in front of the two and Tom couldn't help but stare at the princess. Her soft, green eyes met his, a shy smile grew on her face. Tom felt a tingling in his hand, burning from the silver ring on his middle finger. The four of them bow as they all reach her and Artemis gives them a respectful nod in return.

"Welcome to Baltia, my father apologizes that he couldn't be here to greet you himself but I'm sure you understand how busy Kings are," she says, a soft laugh following. "Thank you, Your Highness, it's an honor," Tom said. Artemis smiles at him and Aaron steps up, "Your Highness, may I introduce to you, Sir Edmund Hoffman and General George, officials of the Thule Government," Aaron began.

Artemis raised a slight eyebrow at General George's name and nods slowly, "General, I believe you know Count Hendel, he has spoken much of you since we heard you will be coming," she said tightly. "Ah yes, Your Highness, William and I were family friends growing up," General George said. Artemis pushed her shoulders back and twisted the ring around her finger, giving Aaron a glance.

"And Prince Thomas of Thule, alongside with Harrison Osterfield, his advisor," Aaron said. "Harrison, lovely to see you again," Artemis said. "You as well, Your Highness, I will never grow tired of that view coming in," he said. "You and me both," she agreed. Artemis looked back to Tom and he felt that tingle in his right hand again. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Thomas," he said. Artemis held out her left hand and Tom met it with his right, the tingling disappearing the second her skin touched his.

He bowed his head, "Pleasure is all mine, Your Highness, and please, call me Tom," he said. They dropped each other's hands and Artemis motioned to the palace, "Shall we?" she asked. "My guardsmen will make sure your things are taken to your rooms," Aaron said. He turned and gave a curt nod to the man behind them and a handful of guards headed towards the carrier.

Tom took a slight step forward and offered his arm to Artemis, which she gladly took. "I must ask, Your Highness, you have such a large, and beautiful, palace here, how much did it cost?" George questioned as they walked. Artemis glanced over her shoulder at him before looking forward again, "Nothing." she said. "Surely that can't be possible, much of royal families expenses come the people's taxes," George said.

Artemis glances over to Tom before responding, "That may be in your country, General, but our palace was built thousands of years ago when Zeus last walked our Earth. Since then it has been kept up by Royal Family, all of which comes from our private funds, costing our people nothing," she answered. "We don't believe in fining our people with taxes to find our own luxuries," she added.

"Zeus?" George echoed.

They entered the building and the workers stopped and moved to bow or salute as they passed. "Yes, please don't take this negatively, General, but I'm aware of your dislike of our religion and the disbelief in our Gods. But believe it or not, it was just over a thousand years ago since our Gods set foot on our lands. And the evidence is stone, if you wish to see it, I can set up a tour for you this weekend personally if that will please you?" Artemis questioned, stopped to look back at him in the middle of the hall.

George purses his lips and gave her a curt nod, "That would be wonderful, Your Highness," he pushed. Artemis looks over to Aaron and gives her a nod. She smiles before starting to walk again, "What do you recommend we must do during our visit here?" Tom asked.

She looks over at him as they stop in front of the elevator, "I do recommend at least walk through the Hall of Gods, gives you a better understanding of our culture, we'll be walking through it in a few minutes," she stated. "Sunday there is a market in town that shows our diversity, our gardens, a trip to the mountains if you are willing to hike a little," she listed as they enter the elevator.

Aaron presses the bottom number and the doors close. "What sort of things do you have at the market?" Edmund asked. "Anything you can think of, music, art, food, books, and culture. Any questions you have on that can be answered by your hand during your stay," Artemis answered.

The doors to the elevator open and four people that stood against the columns that led into the grand garden that Tom noticed before bowed. "Which here they are," Artemis said. The large group stepped out of the elevator and towards the four people. "Any questions you may have on our culture, religion, or even best place to get dinner in town they can answer," Artemis said.

Artemis waved for them to continue towards the gardens and reached down to pick up the ends of her dress not to get dirty. "This is the Hall of Gods, each statue is a God we either worship or is part of the main Twelve," she said. Tom looks to the left at the statue they passed of a woman touching her hair, at her feet read the name Hera. And underneath the thick block of stone, in the middle of the stone was a clear glass orb that was filled with what looked like a moving peacock.

"What is in those glass balls?" Tom asked. Artemis followed his gaze and smiled, "Gifts from the Gods and Goddess, in each glass for each God are gifts they left us to remember them by. Most are a symbol of what they represent," she explained. "Is that safe?" General George questioned as they passed the large statue in the middle a small lightning bolt in the glass glow brightly and a muffled sound of thunder followed.

Artemis laughed lightly, "Of course," she said. "The glasses are unbreakable, you'd have to be a God to break them," she adds. Tom looks around at the other statues that were spread around the gardens, stairs all around the garden leading to different parts of the palace. "I saw from the carrier much of your palace is outside, do you not experience any kind of bad weather?" Edmund asked.

Tom glanced at Artemis as she spoke, "Rain, thunderstorms here and there since we are in the tropics. But no cold weather like that. By chance we do have a hurricane, there are protocols to be followed," she said.

They reached the other end of the gardens and they went up the stairs to underneath the roof. "Your hands will take it from here and show you to your rooms," Artemis said. She dropped the ends of her dress and took a slight step away from Tom to stand by Aaron. A dark-skinned woman stepped forward, "I am Elyse, be follow me, General George." He was hesitant to follow before he took long strides to catch up with her up the stairs further and disappeared to the right, two Thule guards following.

A young boy stepped up next, "Sir Edmund, I'm Collin, right this way, please," he said. Edmund smiled brightly before following him and beginning to ask him several questions with two Thule guards following them. Next was two twins that introduced themselves as Evan and Eve, who would be Tom and Harrison's hands.

"Perhaps if you are interested, I can give you a deeper tour of the Gods if you wish? I could see that you held interest," Artemis offered to Tom. He smiled at her and nodded, "I'd love that," he said. "I'll meet you at your room in an hour?" she asked. "Perfect," Tom agreed. Artemis nods, "Well, I will see you then. And once again, welcome to Baltia, Tom," she said.

Her and Aaron, with two other Baltian guards, went up the stairs. Aaron reached down to pick up the ends of Artemis's dress as she continued on. They reached the top before turning left and disappearing from sight. Tom sighed and nodded to the twins who turned and headed up the stairs just as Artemis and General George had. Where the latter turned right, they turned left. They rounded the first corner of the garden before turning right further into the palace. After a few more turns, the twins opened a pair of doors and held them open from Tom and Harrison, the Thule guards standing outside the doors.

The room opened to a grand suite, a dining area to the left and a seating area to the right. Ahead of them were three sets of double doors that opened to a balcony that overlooked another garden, one that looked to have a small pond. According to Eve, to the left was the way to Harrison room and bathroom, and to the right was Tom's. Each had their own bedroom, bathroom, office area, and seating area as well.

Tom walked over to the doors that went to the balcony, his shoulder dropping. He could no longer remember when the last time he had a similar view out of his own bedroom window, much of it now was brown and dead.

"Mate, you so got a crush on her," Harrison said. Tom turned and watched as his best friend sat on the couch across from the fireplace that had a TV on top of it. "Dude!" Tom shouted.

"No worries, Your Highness, nothing you say we tell the Princess unless it's a risk to her person," Eve bowed her head. "A mere crush is nothing," Evan said. "How old are you?" Tom frowned. "Fourteen," Eve answered. Harrison raised an eyebrow, "You're what?" Tom echoed.

Eve spoke up, "We're here under an internship through our school. We are planning to work with foreign dignitaries that visit the palace in the future, and being your hand for your visit allows us to gain knowledge of other countries," she said. "It also allows us to use what we have learned about our own country to answer any of your questions," Evan added.

"So, like kids working for the crown is normal?" Harrison questioned. "Yes, Mr. Osterfield, nearly every citizen in Baltia works for the crown at some point in their life in some way." Eve nods. "Like what?" Tom asked. "Not many are given the honor with positions like us. Some shadow advisors, planners, people in our military, many work in the labs," Evan listed. "Most just work at a place under the crown, like a hospital, farm, lab," he trailed off.

Tom nods slowly, "When did that all start?" he asks. Eve furrows her eyebrows, "Um, it's always been around but didn't really take off until King Anthony declared that everyone shall be given equal opportunity to assist the crown. We don't pay many taxes, so this is our way of repaying the crown, but also having them assist us in the job field," she glances to her brother.

Harrison hums, "That's a cool thing, maybe bring it up to your father," he suggested. Tom looks over at Harrison with a frown, "As amazing as it is, it would never work. We have no means to be able to take on extra hands in the castle, we can't afford," Tom mumbles, lowering himself into the chair in the sitting area.

"We aren't being paid Your Highness, this is a mere opportunity, like any other internship one may have in university," Evan said. Harrison pointed at the boy, giving Tom a look. Tom sighed, "Perhaps I can try, I do like the idea, giving opportunities to our people to further their future. It will be difficult to convince the crown to allow it, security reasons," he said.

"If I may, Your Highness," Eve stepped forward. "You have a slight council with your crown as a head, yes?" she questioned. Tom nods. "I've had the honor of standing in a few meeting under a short apprenticeship with Princess Artemis, she advised to start with few before many," she said. "Maybe discuss with members of the council that you believe would be for it and then see if they can add it to the agenda of a meeting?" she asked.

Tom looks over at Harrison, who nodded several times, "Hoffman would be all for it. He practically worships what Baltia stands for, I can't see him being against this. I'd start with him," he said. Tom nods, "Can you make up a list of the order I should go in when I'm with Artemis?" he asked.

Harrison nods, "Speaking of Artemis," he smirked. Tom let out a groaned, "Dude, no," he said. "No, no, you totally have a crush on her, you were practically drooling walking up to her," he teased. "I wasn't, I was fucking nervous," Tom mumbled. "To see the pretty girl?" Harrison smiled. "You're a dick," Tom laughed.

"Oh c'mon, you can't tell me that the princess isn't beautiful," Harrison crossed his arms. Tom gave him a look and Harrison looks over to the twins for help, "She's often compared to Aphrodite herself," Eve confirms. "Some say her beauty rivals," Evan added. Harrison nods at Tom, "See," he waved his hand. "I'm not going to deny that she's beautiful, that's all I'm going to say," Tom mumbled.

"If it comforts you, Your Highness, Princess Artemis has voiced that she does find you attractive," Evan spoke up. Tom swallowed, his cheeks burning slightly. "Your blushing," Harrison laughed. "Shut up, div," Tom mumbled.

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staliasjeronica · 6 years ago

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Riverdale 3.02 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- poor Archie... BUT OMG FALICE YESSSS “This feels right doesn’t it?” That’s because it is right ❤️❤️

- Bughead... is cuddling/probably had sex... in Dilton’s bunker? I don’t like kink shaming but uhhhhh their kink is... 😬😬😬

- YES MR. ANDREWS QUESTION EVERYTHING!!! Let Archie see his dad, his two friends have already abandoned him smh but if it’s been three weeks... Archie has been in isolation for three weeks? Bby 😭😭😭

- Awww, V... and although I’m still bitter about Betty being a total bitch and not apologizing to Veronica, I’m glad they’re friends again. Now we just need Jughead and Archie to do the same since it’s always just been the couples who hang out together. ALSO V has a dress code, and imagining Sweet Pea and Fangs in it makes me wanna cry mY SWEET PRECIOUS BABIES

- Jughead: “of course we’re calling it a speakeasy” ummm tf you mean??? That’s because it IS a speakeasy? Jughead is your random hate (or secret love) for Veronica showing? I can’t tell.

- JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN. JOSIE AND KEVIN.

- 6-4-2 as the password for the speakeasy? I wonder if it means something. And if Stonewall was close enough... what is the actual password?

- REGGIE!!!! The speakeasy looks fucking amazing. I’m speechless!!! Also Veronica and Reggie bitchessss yeahhhhh!!!! If she hired Sweet Pea and Fangs to serve drinks I’ll scream because I love them with my whole being and if they can finally have a job that gives them money, then it’s different than doing crimes and ultimately a better situation for them. Plus I’ve done this in my Sweet Pea story so it’s cool to see me doing something right lolol but ooh mocktails that’s nice I’m glad we’re not gonna delve more into an unrealistic Riverdale

- VERONICA’S FACE AT REGGIE WHEN HE SAYS “NOT YET” IM

- AWWW JOSIE IS SO FUCKING CUTE (also Reggie we see that proud smile you cute fuck) SHE’S SO FUCKING HAPPY TO HAVE A PLACE TO FIND HERSELF AND HER SINGING. So hopefully we get apologies for what happened last season with the milkshake and horrible poster... STILL I can’t wait to see this friendship grow because it BETTER if she’s gonna be singing at La Bonne Nuit

- Kevin bby!!! “As long as I can sing every now and then” I fucking love this so much? It’s funny how this is muchhhhhhhh more exciting and entertaining than the stupid cult/farm story... probably because Betty isn’t a part of it (because we all been knew she’s injected into every fucking plot and it’s so annoying and unneeded)

- Penny... get the fuck out of here. Just... no. You came here looking to give her protection? Well then leave bc she has the Serpents ❤️❤️ they love her for giving them a safe haven now that her father took over The Whyte Wyrm. Also I just realized that they covered Penny’s Serpent decal on the back with a Ghoulie one... so they DO have a decal on the back of their coats or whatever but we have never seen them until now.

- NO JOAQUIN!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE. I’ll jailbreak him myself you leave that precious serpent alone!!!!!!!!!

- but what the actual FUCK is the point of this stupid prisoner fighting? Like??? Why can’t anyone be what they actually are? Poor Archie, being once again manipulated into doing what other people want. Please tell Joaquin what he did for him so they can become closer because I just... This is BULL FUCKING SHIT... also Baby Teeth looks a lot like Dane DeHaan lmao

- CHERONI (idk their ot3 name of Cheryl, Toni, and Veronica lol) ALL TOGETHER WOW!!! PRESIDENT BLOSSOM AND FIRST LADY TOPAZ!!!! I don’t care if that’s just because of the recent presidency issue that Veronica gave to Cheryl, I fucking love it and I am HERE for it! “And Sweet Pea and Fangs should definitely be in attendance” I have died. Goodbye. Sweet Pea and Fangs NEED to know that she specifically asked for them okay bye

- wow that was a lot of time without seeing Bughead and it was fucking refreshing. “Evelyn was helping me, she visited me in the hospital.” “Was that her idea, or her dad’s?” See Betty... this is why no one likes you because when someone is in need you skip directly to your agenda (when Cheryl faced her father as the black hood and Betty immediately asked if it was her father instead of asking if she was alright like a normal person). Oddly how do Jughead and Ethel have more chemistry than Betty and Jughead? Also “but just you” after she side-eyes Betty I’m living. OMG “sorry, Betty, but you’ll never be worthy no matter how hard you try” it’s like Ethel is one of us omfg she just fucking obliterated Betty!!! I bet you Shannon is being bullied about this episode too smh 🙄🙄🙄 but I’m surprised Betty didn’t go into unneeded bitch mode on Ethel mmhm... “and I’m in need of some series peer support” IF ONLY YOU WOULD ACTUALLY GET HELP! But you know that if you did they would tell you that you and jug are too co-dependent and need to break up

- SHIRTLESS REGGIE FUCK YEAH THANKS VERONICA! “Reginald” fuck me up mami!! Omfg no Penny get your disgusting Jingle Jangle away from this amazing, non-criminal establishment!!! Of COURSE Sheriff Minetta... but if Reggie is used to selling it surely he knows a way to hide it. Of course not that much but... he should be quick at thinking of getting rid of it, right? Why didn’t V show him around Pop’s first? Like we know she was set up to get caught but like... it would stall

- Sheriff Minetta is making it 2000% obvious that he’s looking through the boxes he knows is filled with Jingle Jangle... like at least don’t act like you’re working for Hiram lmao Jesus you suck. BUT OMG REGGIE’S SARCASTIC ASS SALUTE WHEN HE’S LEAVING I FUCKING LOVE THAT

- If the empty classroom means the “farm needs some time to catch on” then why the everloving fuck would you waste money on pizza, let alone three boxes of pizza?

- poor Archie... but wouldn’t you want to treat your “tapped” well? So that you can bet on them? Jesus Christ fuck OFF! When Veronica Lodge hears about this... shit will go down. Archie knocked that guy down in two hits holy fuck. ARCHIE GETS POP’S AND SHARES IT WHAT AN ARCHIE THING AWWW

- CHONI BEING CUTE GIRLFRIENDS!!! CHERYL LAUHING!!! PHOTOGRAPGER!TONI!!!!!! CHERONI But I honestly don’t know how I feel about “Serpettes” but since it came out of Veronica’s mouth... suddenly I am in love with it. Cheryl Blossom in the king’s throne... we know who truly deserves to rule over the Serpents 👑❤️ That look between Toni and Veronica hell yeah! Honestly please get into a three-way relationship. In Sense8 they did that and it was the greatest thing — EVERYBODY loved it. Let’s do that here please! “Antoinette” bitch I’m dead

- this team up is so fucking great. Of COURSE Sweet Pea and Fangs we’re right, they’re the (true) KINGS.

- If there are certain levels you need to “attain” to meet a leader... you’re in a fucking cult people. Also then why didn’t Evelyn say anything? And Betty’s face is all like “you traitorous bitch” when she finds out lol.

- They know everything Betty has done? Umm why the FUCK don’t you tell Jughead since that’s the only way he ever finds shit out about Betty? He needs to know that she fucking cheated on him? I mean the cult is creepy af but if they tell Jughead (even though they said they keep everyone’s secrets) he couldn’t possible stay with her... right?

- LMAO JUGHEAD HAS TO KISS ETHEL. But honestly... why does that kiss seem to have more in it than when he kisses Betty? ☠️☠️☠️ it’s probably bc I hate Bughead (and dislike Betty a lot) but still... I feel nothing for this pairing as well but I just find it funny that he has kissed two girls while he’s dared Betty (but both are a part of a game). Oh Ethel tried to kill herself after kissing Jughead... Jesus I know it’s Jughead but come on... also does that mean she could have possibly killed Jughead??? Like??? Imagine how that would have been — instead of dying for the Serpents he died because he was trying to figure out gryphons and gargoyles.

- VERONICA CONFRONTING AND STANDING UP AGAINST HER FATHER FUCK YEAH!!! But Ronnie even if you do have copies... TAKE THEM WITH YOU SO HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING. Your dad is, sadly, smart. You know this.

- aww Archie... HE’S IMAGINING HIS DAD I’M

- damn Betty looks fucking good for the opening of V’s speakeasy! For a sec I thought she was wearing her serpent jacket (😷😷) but turns out it’s just a robe but her hair is bomb. “I trust them more than I trust you, Betty” wow everyone’s attacking Betty lol like I get it bc it’s Betty but damn Alice...

- Reggie is a SNACC bye. CHONI REALLY DID THAT COOL HOT HAND HOLD HUH!!!! V really called Choni her favorite power couple... I’m also gonna take that as low-key shade for Bughead because we all been knew that anyone Choni, and anyone Veronica is with is much better. “THANKS BABE” wow fuck me upppppp Cheryl!!!!

- lol Jughead the manual will probably be gone by tonight bc of plot convenience (also Betty does look good uGH YAS) But Betty your attempt to be cute with Jug isn’t working bc that fresh aid isn’t gonna come off. You should know this???

- SWEETVEE BITCH. I don’t care what they were doing I love the hand touch, bye. Like I know she was PROBABLY asking about protection or something but yes fuck me up! But veggie thooo

- Hiram we don’t want your probably-wired picture of Veronica from your office. “If only you could see how a legitimate business is run” YES BITCHHH. But don’t let him in!!! VERONICA WHY? I know you probably secretly crave his approval and shit but NO NO NO NO NO

- SWEET PEA’S HOLLER FOR JOSIE! God he’s so into her but she only wants a summer fling 😭😭😭 even thoufh she apparenly has a romance later, which means it’ll be during school and therefor, probably going to hurt Sweet Pea 😭😭😭

- also SWEET PEA AND FANGS WITH THOSE FANCY ASS CLOTHES. They own me bye

- Josie YES we love a queen (and Archie baby... you’re such a sweet person for thinking of everyone but yourself first and I admire it bc same but what is your endgame?) Sweet Pea must be internally screaming at Josie’s movements and the song itself bc I know I am.

- oh no I really hope my theory that Archie breaks up with V bc all of thinks about is Hiram isn’t true... but Archie you could have held onto those glass pieces what the FUCK

- Archie destroying the entire cell is also same because when I get angry I legit turn into the hulk and throw shit around... oh damn mad dog! He hid a weapon, I miss Wells Jaha xD what a smart fucker

- wow it’s almost like I knew exactly that someone would find the manual. Of course I didn’t really expect FP and Alice (Betty didn’t say where it was hidden though, but then again their kids are stupid enough to hide it at Jug’s place) Jesus FP don’t hold Jughead like that

- Betty??? “Why are you here, what are you hiding” why tf do you think

- how about everyone comes clean, Betty? You’re the child so literally stop acting like you’re superior

- I just realized how good Jug looked in that tux. Him with Veronica in that purple dress? Would be so fucking bomb

- Why is she still staying with Hiram? Like because of their feud you’d expect her to leave? Like Fred would probably love the company, or Cheryl. Get away from that manipulative fuckhead!

- PEEP JOAQUIN IN THE BACKGROUND. Baby, his arm 😭😭😭

- Archie wouldn’t escaping be bad? Like yeah you’d get out but you’d also be a fugitive? And watch, if it does happen, it’ll be right before someone magically finds a way to get him out.

- PEEP JOAQUIN AS A WHOLE SHOT AND HIS FUCKING EYE NOOO

- but now Kevin will have more reason not to be with him if Joaquin is a fugitive 😭😭😭 I just want Mevin to die off and Joavin to rise is that so much to ask??? However I am here for this Archie/Joaquin friendship

- BETTY AND JUG WHY ARE YOU IN THE BUNKER AGAIN?! Jesus Christ, ew... stop.

- Jug... being you, you should know it’s not over. Especially with how things go? Jesus...

- CHERYL YOU’RE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO READ THAT. We all know Cheryl would look at it with wonder, read the title, and throw it away.

- also just because people have a manual for some random ass game doesn’t mean they’re gonna play it.

- Ethel’s worshipping that little bitch but she tried to kill herself for him... shouldn’t he be mad at her for failing since Jug saved her? How your loyalty to him works is so confusing ugh

- I’m stating now that if Cheryl, Toni, Veronica, Sweet Pea, Fangs, Josie, Kevin, Joaquin, Archie, or Reggie dies I’m sUING! The only children who don’t deserve anything bad happening to them better be left alone (but we been knew that only being Betty or Jughead will magically give you immunity, and everyone else is fucked). Touch my precious children and I’ll kill the devil himself so try me

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readbythestarlight · 7 years ago

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c2e20

Can you guys believe it’s been 20 episodes already?? I can’t

LOL oh Sam we love you even if you are a nerdy loser

“IM A REAL ACTOR AGAIN”

I hate him and his ads

I knew it wouldn’t take them long to get into mischief over Nott’s never-empty flask

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“I think four?”

“How many members of the Mighty Nein are there?”

“Nine.”

“She’s fine.”

Good job changing the subject Caleb xD

F: “Are we not worried about the ambush thing?”

Everyone: “nah”

Yasha liking to snuggle Frumpkin gives me life

Molly just… using the Platinum Dragon tapestry as a blanket and Nott wanting to make it into coats smh

Clouds??

OH ARMY

oh no the cart!

leave the cart get away from the army plz go go go

or ask for help that’s possibly a good idea maybe…

Oh yay Jester, magicing it up!

Aw not enough tho…

Hey @Matt why make them lose their cart that was rude

They are SO BAD at planning on the fly it’s amazing

Hello Captain Maximillian

Laura, grinning: “What do he look like?” Laura is me I wanna know what the NPCs look like always

NOTT

omg Nott plz

omg did it work

lol its food xD

Female solider: looks at Yasha

Yasha: *most awkward grin ever*

I apologize Matt thanks for letting them keep the cart

Jester loves showing off her strength and it’s the best thing ever I love it so much

Beau asking Fjord about his dreams. Beau is gonna singlehandedly dig up everyone’s backstories.

Fjord being a shifty boy about the dreams…

So much rain…. I don’t like it, it’s going to take Ashley/Yasha away soon isn’t it I can tell

YOOOOOOOO YASHA BACKSTORY

IVE BEEN WAITING

baby giiiiirl

BABY GIRL

matt I asked for a week without being sad for one of my children. just a week. that was all i asked for.

jesus matt why do you have to make me sad

Storm god??

stoRM GOD????

“You walk the right path. Be strong. Don’t forget who you were, and decided who you will become.” IT’S FINE IM FINE.

Ashley’s face is the same face I’m making right now

Yasha being an umbrella for Nott lol. For all of three seconds.

My life gets better every time Yasha speaks I’m not even kidding

Yasha and Nott bonding over collecting things is cute

I swear Sam just adds strange new things for Nott to collect every week

Seriously Nott and Yasha are just so precious

Caleb wants to poof in a house all the time

Molly and Nott are the Caleb cheerleading squad and totally believe he can magically poof in a mansion someday

LOL Caleb and his one push up

Please don’t melt the cart, Nott

YAY one vial of acid good for her

Idiots doing bird calls and Fjord and Caleb are jus like “oooookay really tho”

omg are they gonna find a pet crow in a trap i want them to

“THANK YOU OSCAR—I MEAN FJOOOORD”

creepy moving thing in the swamp 0/10

BIRB PERSON?

CREEPY SWAMP LIZARD

goooo Jester!

B: “What are we saving??”

N: “I don’t know, we’re—right now we’re saving Jester!”

SWAMP MAP SWAMP MAP

Haste on Nott, nice!

Oh wait except haste in a battle can be bad…

Matt with a sneaky second gator monster

Nat1, the bird lives!

“A 2, are you fucking serious!?” lol Matt! He’s so salty.

LOL then being like “wait the bird is restrained…” he really wanted to fuck up the bird xD

Fjord just like “why are we doing this”

Enthrall?? Have we seen that happen yet?

I love their enthusiasm about their new spells/attacks

Travis gets so excited every time Yasha rages its my fave

And Liam gets excited every time Nott does something sneaky/rogueish

Not how do you always end up pinned by/inside something

HURRY THE BIRB IS DYING

fighting in a swamp is the worst they’re so slooooow

oh wait i blinked and Yasha is the one in the gator’s jaws now I’m confused

My girl Yasha with the first HDYWTDT of the night again I’m so proud.

RIPPING THE GATOR’S JAWS APART LIKE SHE’S KING KONG YO

oh man poor Not! grappled again. thank goodness for uncanny dodge tho.

Nat20 to beat it on the nose go Beau!

Curse of the Eyeless?? What are all these things??

Liam all like “no no no matt no hurting nott” is such a mood

SAM DONT RISK IT WHAT THE FUCK

Jester is the worst cleric/Laura is the best worst

poor Fjord has been so useless xD

I TAKE IT BACK showed up just in time to get the other HDYWTDT

“Nott today!” xD

“A slop-dolly of epic proportions!”

Oh the bird! Yay!

Adorable little bird person!

IT SPEAKS

A LIL BABBY BIRDIE??

I LOVE HER ALREADY

i can’t believe the mighty nein are gonna take care of a kid

she wrote thank you awwwwwwww

Four she’s four she’s such a babby

Kiri I’m gonna adopt you

SHE’S LOST POOR BABY

Jester/Laura is in mom mode and I love it

I can’t believe she got stuck and her family just left her poor baby Kiri I’m cryyyying

“Nowhere to go, can I come with you?”

I CRY

“Can you handle a weapon?” CALEB SHE’S FOUR SHE’S A BABBY

omg she put her little wings like she was gonna fight I cryyyyyyyyyy

LOL the way she mimicked Fjord’s voice

omg Nott got that pouch of oats and corn. How convenient!

Beau please don’t hit Kiri

LOL she rolled a Nat20 to hit Beau good for her

OH NO DID THEY EAT KIRI’S FAMILY

Caleb totally playing dad to keep Kiri away from the talk about her family possibly being dead I cryyyyyyy

BEAU YOU CAN’T JUST ABANDON HER

she’s so tiny i love her

YOU WILL NOT DROP HER OFF YOU WILL KEEP HER AND LOVE HER UNTIL YOU CAN GET HER BACK TO HER FAMILY

The mighty nein have 8 members now!

Nott and Jester losing their shit over how cute Kiri is is such a mood

Aw poor baby is scared of Frumpkin xD

Caleb sharing his comfort cat is the cutest sweetest thing ever

Ashley why are you insight checking my sweet bird child

Nott gives to Kiri, Jester gives to Nott, Caleb tries to give to Jester. What a bunch of nerds.

Jester and the cranky old lady

“What the FUCK is pocket bacon?!” xD

Caleb is NOT getting into this place lol. An eight foot climb up a rope? Skinny boy can’t handle that.

Beau, honey, please don’t antagonize the Crown’s Guard

“I don’t like you”

“I get that a lot” Poor Beau

LOL then the awkward face off I love Beau so much

“that was me at 16 with every cop” Taliesin Jaffe backstory

NOTT NO ALCOHOL FOR KIRI

“We’ll get her a Tirly Shemple”

“Is it haunted?”

“….Do you like things that are haunted?”

“Yeah.”

“Then it’s haunted!”

Caleb making an intimidation check oh no

Oh wait it worked? holy cow

“It ain’t worth the coin!!”

“What if we gave you a hundred coin?”

“I’d come for that.”

lol Jester forcing the dude to sing

omg is Matt gonna sing??

I’M CRYING

do not trust the guy to take the cart that’s probably a horrible idea…

Nott darling sweetheart light of my life your problems are not a burden talk to Caleb if you need to

wow listen can we go like three weeks without making me sad about Caleb’s past and Nott’s issues

CALEB MIDDLENAME WIDOGAST DO NOT CALL YOURSELF A GARBAGE PERSON (unless you mean it ironically which I know you don’t) I WON’T STAND FOR IT

Matt’s face while Beau and Jester are talking about Captain Max

DO NOT LET KIRI READ YOUR SMUT BOOK JESTER

Molly like super locking up his room is smart, 10/10, that’s using your head

Fjord are you really just gonna sleep in two inches of swamp water

Yasha is having none of this gross guy’s shit good for her

This episode was sooooo good! I hate that I missed it live. It’s all good though. I’ll be back next week!

ALSO I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA ADOPT KIRI

ending it on teasing Marisha about her notebook

GUEST GUEST GUEST GUEST GUEST

#emi watches critical role #critical role spoilers #Critical Role

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tangledforlife · 7 years ago

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***MAJOR SPOILERS FOR TANGLED S1 Finale***( you have been warned)

Ok so this took so long because I just took down my thoughts during the entire thing (which meant I paused it a LOT lol) Sooo without further ado…thoughts:

-omg Eugene still calls her princess casually I literally cannot its too much my heart can’t take it

-AHHH EUGENE SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RAPUNZEL (I wanted him to do it during the movie soooo bad and he never did-it’s always bothered me!)

-I know she’s upset but like…Rapunzel’s sarcastic and angry outbursts are like…v hot in a badass way? Anyone?

-his hands over her eyes so gently 😭 it’s perfect and all I can ask for in my otp

-the freaking run-around her

-“come on, socks? She doesn’t even wear shoes, people!”

-UMMMM BELLE’S DRESS??? 😆

-the braid girls!!! ❤️❤️❤️…no rocks don’t hurt my BABIES

-OMG Cas WAS found out!!!!

-aaaand side note-Eugene never fails to look incredibly sexy wherever he poses, EVEN by hay bales-

-NO CAS NOOOO not the convent!!!!

-oh god what’s Varian up to now???

-THAT BADASS WALK I LOVE IT MY TEAM THATS MY TEAM

-Um pascals little walk noises are the cutest things ever

-casually throws automaton out several story window

-shortys back!

-Rapunzel asserting herself and standing up to her dad is everything I could have asked for she’s grown so much and she’s so strong 😭☀️

-nooooo don’t lock her up again!!! 😢 how could you do this to this precious girl, she needs to shine and you keep blocking out the light dad!

-that look out the window- I can’t-

-ANDDDDD tower life part two guys guess kicking down the old tower wasn’t enough lol

-GO EUGENE GO

-THATS MY HANDSOME BOY STANDING UP FOR HIS SUNSHINE

-MRS QUEENS BACK

-missed you mom! It’s been too many episodes!!!

-ugh I just love her

-he must be one tired king if he hadn’t slept in 18 years lol (no emma stop this is not a time to joke)

-YAS go Ariana for understanding exactly why Fred has this need to protect her so much but also for knowing what’s right

-uncle Monty?

-“OH SUGAR” I just died that outburst made my life

-WAHHHHHHH im crying EUGENE IS (slightly) IN CAS’s PICTURE WE’VE COME SO FAR GUYS

-she holds the picture so lovingly noooo she needs a hug guys

-I’m not crying you’re crying

-SHE PETS OWL GOODBYE NOOOO

“The last thing I was I ever expected was for YOU to be the one to disappoint ME” welp 😢

-❤️set yourself free girl ❤️

-(forever singing along)

-GUYS I JUST REALIZED SHE SAYS “A ROLE YOU NEVER CHOSE” AS SHE REPLAYS SENDING OFF EUGENE IN QUEEN FOR A DAY TO WHAT SHE THINKS COULD BE HIS DEATH I CANT I CANNOT TOO MANY FEELS

-AHHH THE BIRD MURAL IS SO BEAUTIFUL

-YES PASCAL

-“Keep looking fly boy” lol get it? Fly? 😂😂

-I love rebel Cass sooo much like YES GIRL YOU COME INTO YOUR OWN TOO ITS NOT JUST FOR RAPUNZEL GIRL ITS EVERYONE. TIME IS UP. LET OUR DAUGHTERS FULFILL THEIR DESTINIES.

-LANCE!!!!!!!

-Yes he’s part of the plan❤️

-Here’s to hoping this is the next step in him being more part of the core group 😊

(LOL ITS ALREADY LIKE 10 of 1am and I’m only 15:55 in because I’ve been pausing it so much to write my thoughts)

-“Well stan said it…so.” The SASS lol

-Pascal as the alert yellow light omg anything he could possibly do is just more adorable than you could imagine

-Well that’s a way to get up there to her window lol

-EUGENE EVERY SECOND OF YOUR LIFE IS NOT A PHOTOSHOOT HOW DO YOU DO IT -His sadboy aesthetic posing there just melts me

-Okkkk, so guess we’re just gonna wreck the whole castle now???

-OMG REUNITED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ -That breathless way he says “hey blondie” (and isn’t about to be stabbed this time) just absolutely slays me

“IVE COME TO RESCUE YOU FROM A TOWER…AGAIN” I stg the writers you’re killing me ITS ALL TOO PERFECT

-SHE PUTS HER ARM AROUND HIS WAIST TO JUMPPPPP

-scaling down the tower, nice nice

-LANCE’S “ I took one for the team” please please PLEASE be joining their team permanently

-Oh my gosh oh my gosh what’s going on now

-“He has vilified me” yeah ok Varian keep telling yourself that

-Crap it’s already taken the outskirts of the kingdom? Are the people safe? Like what’s gonna happen to the families in the villages close-by???

-Eugene finding Rapunzel in the fog and pulling her close is goals that is all

-THEY DONT EVEN TALK HE JUST HOLDS HER

-protective Eugene is my favorite thing like ever I just have to say it’s all I want in life

-Oh my god what is THIS?

-OH nNO CAPTAINN

-“SIT TIGHT SOLDIER I GOT THIS”

-Captains hidden smile 😭

-OH MY goD the beast is poor bby RUDIGER

-ugh the way Rapunzel says Varian and looks like an angry goddess is just sooo good I love my warrior princess

-she’s such a smart badass leader calling the shots now

-Oh oh oh no what do you mean corona will pay? No Varian stop becoming more evil!!!

-OMG OMG SECRET TIME

-ok lol so the fandom basically guessed all of that haha

-Ohhhhh that moment was so special and I’m so glad they made up “Our kingdom” cries

-Lmao shorty is not even remotely close to Rapunzel’s size how does he continually pass as her

-Omg him singing wind in my hair ahahahhaa

-Oh gosh oh gosh! This is it! The face off!

-Holy crap a that’s a ton of automatons

-NOOO not pascal he’s been through enough this season!

-AGHHHH I KNEW IT IT WOULD BE LIFE THREATENING TO USE HER HAIR (Omg the sass is so real with Varian)

-No

-NO not the queen Varian you SAVAGE

-Oh NO SHES LOSING STRENGTH

-YES ARIANA YOU CATCH THAT SWORD

-AHHHH NO VARIAN NOT LIKE THIS

SCREAMS

-Rapunzel your hair your hair use it!

-OH SHIT SHE CAN CONTROL THE SPIKES

NOW SHES GOTTA LEARN HOW TO HARNESS THE POWER

-Awww “We have got to start finding better ways to spend your birthdays” ❤️❤️❤️ soo cute

-((Omg I literally can’t believe we didn’t find out Quirin’s fate in this finale I really thought we would!))

-Ahhhhhhh she’s finally gonna leave and see the world omg omg what does this mean I’m so EXCITED FOR HER !!! And she’s going with Eugene of course but I just squealed so loud!!!

-OH MY GOD SOMEONE HAS A BLADE STRONG ENOUGH TO CUT THE ROCKS AHHHHHH

WOAH THAT WAS SOOOOOO GOOD!!

(Update it’s now 2:24am eastern time and im wayyy to riled up to go to bed now! Ahhh)

I know this is super long haha but it was just to get out my reactions and thoughts so thanks if you got all the way through haha

TL/DR; You absolutely have to watch this show, this season and this finale if you have not yet! It’s literally soooo good and absolutely lives up to the hype! Help us get the word out about this awesome amazing show!

#tangled the series #tangled the series finale #season 1 #secret of the sun drop #secret of the sundrop #Rapunzel #eugene fitzherbert #cassandra #king frederic #queen arianna #lance strongbow #new dream #tangled #tangled the series spoilers

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fsnowemblem · 7 years ago

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Would you do a big post about why you like Noire? I know like nothing about her but I think she's really cute and I wanna know what about her makes you love her so much

you asked for it m’dude

you FREAKING ASKED FOR IT

and i assume that at this point you dont care about awakening support spoilers

In general like her archetype of character, a seemingly fragile quirky character that can go insane/berserk, an example is A.B.A. from guilty gear, i love it so much that my first ever original character that i made is this archetype

I really like her backstory, not like in the sense that i relate, but like in the sense that is very interesting, having a shitty shitty parent that did experiments on her, she ends up being a guinea pig for hexes of her mother, and becomes very shy, very jumpy and she talks very softly and with kind of a broken voice, her mother ends up giving her a talisman that is supposed to be hexed so that noire can draw strenght from it so it will protect her, talisman is just a placebo thats just there for noire to vent up her frustrations, she starts yelling, laughing and becomes way more aggressive, it is not a happy story, when you see noire for the first time she has already gone through so much, that the very fact that she is there to fight still is kind of remarkable, she is so determined that a lot of the supports she has with other ppl usually are impressed by her will power alone, she comes to the army broken, sad and scared, like most of the kid generation to be fair, their world pretty much was destroyed, but she along with the others is so set in making things right that her fears and worries are not gonna stop her, in short terms, she is like actually the strongest and most incredible of the kids that went back in time

I touched on her personallity a bit but she is really cool, even tho she is kinda quiet and doesnt usually involves herself with others, she cares about every single person she interacts with and is ready to help and protect anybody at any time, the best example is the support with pannes kid, dude is as much as a scaredy cat as her and their support starts by her doing him a favor, no questions ask and no hesitation, followed by him being inspired by her conviction of making things right and overcoming her fears, so much so that he stops hiding all together, and that support also shows that she is smart as to when to snap and become all violent and shit and when to keep calm and make ppl listen to her, she has weaponized both her cuteness and her aggresive nature

She is a way bigger human than me, if my mother experimented on me to the point of me becoming her guinea pig, i wouldve been like, lol fuck you never talk to me again, as strong as blood bonds are, i am not one to take shit and expect to make peace later, she on the other hand wants to make amends, and even tho the tharja she makes ameds with is not her mother, she wants to avoid her to be repeated by the mistakes of her parents i think that is so cool too, she is incredible

I just love all the little details of her supports about just being so inspiring to the ppl she talks to and her determination being contageous while never hiding her fears, worries and hesitation, she pushes forward despite her being scared, broken and sad, while other ppl have to be pushed to the point where they will actually say how they feel, i like how honest and direct she is, and i also really love how if she gets frustrated with someone being blatantly lying or being dense as fuck she will just snap and yell the truth out of them or really clearly explain her point so then she can help them get better or help them realize something abuot them, her berserk form is kind of a last resourse in this regard but its super funny and endearing when she just looses patience and tell them in ther faces how it is

But enough about her backstory lets go to gameplay!

she has *the* coolest passive ability, vengance, when you get hit you do your damage, plus the damage you where dealt at i think the luck stat x 2? one of the stats x 2, not only you can level up that stat really easily, she levels it up a lot naturally and you end up getting vengance like 80% of the attacks if not all of them, she is a fucking killing machine its amazing, she is a bit of a glass cannon tho so be careful when using her, but i ended up using her so much that she started to just take like hits that where just around 20% of her health and subsequently dealing one hit kills, and since she is an archer, she can learn the one hit kill skill that is i believe the same stat as the vengance one, so since she already levels it up so fast naturaly she either does a one shot critical, she does a straight up critical hit that will murder fools straight up OR she will deal damage BACK that destroys ppl, SHE. IS. INCREDIBLE

She is very resistance heavy and in the tail end missions of awakening you are usually getting bombarded by wizards not only is that helpful, they usually attack her bcus she has the least ammount of health so you can just go destroying magical fools left and right, and this is like, just vanilla noire, the first time i played awakening, gregor (a mercenary) was the parent she inherited a skill from, i made her a mercenary after getting said vengance and one hit kill chance, she gained sol, so when she did some insane damage she cured herself up to full health, proceeding to just freaking MURDER, i went with pretty much just her alone in one of the hollow boxes thingies and she just destroyed the whole map by herself taking like 3 damage total, when gaius was her father in my 2nd or 3rd playthru, she had the vengance stat to 50% so her vengance triggered EVERY SINGLE TIME plus the one hit kill skill she was the deadliest unit i had but she kept her glass cannon-ess trait so i had a healer next to her all the time, that being said tho she was my go to, oh shit this unit is super tanky, les go girl 1 shot it, and she did 100% of the time, and the 3RD TIME (or 2nd, i dunno) Libra was her dad, so i ended up making her a sorcerer, and needless to say, i think she ended up getting less vengance triggers but her magic power alone was dropping any fool that decided to wear metal armor that day and not go prepared for the biggest magic damage in human history

I really cant stress this enough

SHE.IS. A. GOD. DAMN. MONSTER. I. LOVE. HER. SO. MUCH.

Also needless to say, in one of my 3 playthrus, i just went straight up to grimma with her, she got hit to 1 hp left, did the vengance and got grimma herself to freaking 5 hp left GRIMMA, THE FINAL BOSS, THE finall boss that you usually have to use a falchion to do significant damge, she is the hero we need and deserve.

AND TO TOP IT ALL OF, HER MANIACAL LAUGH IS THE CUTEST SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE SHE LAUGHS LIKE A TRUE DISNEY VILLAN AND DOES THE MOST ADORABLE SQUEAL AT THE END OF IT HOLY SHIT, i played the game in english so maybe its just in the english version BUT DAMN DID THE VA FUCKING NAILED IT its like, so perfect how she goes from insane laughter to with that little little hint of her broken meekly voice, BOY HOWDY i fell in love then and there the first time i heard it, best part, she triggered a skill/got a critical hit so often that i hear BLOOD AND THUNDER!! and her laugh SO MUCH, AND IT NEVER GOT OLD I was allways allways aaaaallways all giddy bcus i love it so much, i have 3 critical triggers that i love with my whole heart in awakening, 1 is noires laugh, 2 is noire yelling blood and thunder and 3 is frederick saying “pick a god and pray” bcus hot damn all of them just give me goose bumps, also continuing in voice lines trends

HER VOICE ACTRESS IS SO GOOD i cannot even begin to think about a better job to do this kind of character her passive voice is so quiet, scared and broken and her aggressive one is SO aggressive there is no inbetween its either 100% or 1% volume and crazyness its incredible, her passive voice is like she is constantly in the brink of tears just by talking, and her aggressive one is in the brink of snapping your spine in half mortal combat style and going back to the archetype i like THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT DUDE, THIS IS THE PINICLE OF SHY GIRL THAT GOES INSANE VOICE

If you thought i was done gushing about her IM JUST BEGINNING, lets move to her overall design shall we?

comming off of the voice actress incredible job, her whole demeanor compliments her voice so well, its one of those designs that you just cant see it any other way (even tho i do some changes to it all the time xD) i just cant imagine her having that voice and *not* looking like that you know? she looks straight up incredible (i could maybe use actual breastplate rather than a boob window with a leather support underneath but hey, i guess nothing is perfect)

Her official art of her drawing back her bow but the arrow being all badly placed and shit is objectively the most adorable picture in the world

The tones of green they used for her are really cool i grew in a place with a lot of trees and i really find them soothing, her whole forest green design just kills me and compliment her browns of belt and leather so well, the diamond pattern is also rul cute rather than the boring line pattern virion has, complimenting her whole deal of her being as beautiful and precious as a diamond

The armor she has on her arm looks so good, and so contrasting to the whole outfit i think its really funny but really badass at the same time, why is she wearing a full on knight arm armor? i have no clue but. i. love. it. she is such a powerful unit that she just needs one arm to defend against scrubs aka all enemy units including grimma itself

HER SQUIGGLY EYEBROWS HOLY SHIT

THE CUTE ROBIN HOOD ASS FEATHER SHE HAS ON HER HEAD, THE HEADBAND, THE FREAKING GOLD HEADBAND DEAR LORD

HER

POOFY

PANTS

ARE

CUTE

I also really really like how she has like 5 leather belts that go from the belt to her high boots, its real unnecessary and you would think goofy as hell but it ENHANCES the poofy pants so good, now it looks liek a renissance striped poofy pants and i am a sucker for renissance clothing, also, imagine her doing flips and twirls with those, they are gonna follow her flow like a god damn princess dress and god dammit she deserves it bcus she IS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS 100/10 pants/belt combo, she also has the slickest quiver ever for her arrows, which she hangs on her waist and looks rul cute

HER BOOTS are the best boots in gaming, souper cute, super stylish and really cool looking i just love how tall and chunky they are, they are almost wider than her feet, top notch, the little hole pattern on them give them extra stylish points, they are very basic brown, which just goes to show, if you have a good premisse you can slack on some departments and still look cooler than most of the competition, the little beighe frills on the top of it just puts it all together, incredible, amazing, fantastic i would go on a date with those boots and give em smooches

Im a fan of short hair, i am also a fan of puffy hair and above all i am a FAN of poofy short hair, and she has both, excecuted to perfection, her little long hairs on the side to compliment her messy back, it looks incredible, the braided pattern on the top of her head that just SHOWS how much she cares about her cute hair and with reason bcus its the cutest hair ever, 1k/10 extremely kissable forehead to show love and support when words and praise are not enough, will make you think that she deserves an award for greatest person alive or something, so beautiful it will bring you to tears, so beautiful that will make any dark day a bit brighter, so cute that it surpasses any fuzzy animal on the planet, SO BRIGHT AND GORGEOUS THAT IT WILL BURN YOUR EYES, you get my point by now yes?

her poses of nervousness are cute as hell, makes you want to be there to support her in any way you can, but then you realise that you are looking in a mirror and that not only you see that you also need love and support, but you realize that you can give it, it makes you wanna be a better person, and make everyone around you grow with you, its a mirror into your best self, it will bring you to tears and want to ask for forgiveness to anything wrong you have done in your life

You know how sometimes too much of stuff that you like will sometimes not mix well and end up ruining something in the process? not this time m’dude

every

single

piece

flows and fits so well with every other composing a beautiful song named Noire, a song so beautiful, amazing, incredible, outstanding and mind blowing that i dont think there will ever be a shining light as bright as this in the whole time i have the privilege of walking on this little dot in the universe that we call earth

so when i say that i like everything about Noire i am NOT joking, i love this character to death, and even if i wrote this thread with a narrative of me starting really tame and gradually getting overly excited to talk about something that i really love culminating in some ridiculous shit, i really do love this character and i wish to write/design a character this appealing someday a character that seems pretty one note and simple but ends up rooting its way into your heart

#fsnow rambles like a god damn moron #noire #fire emblem awakening #i told you i would write a 10k letter essay if you asked me to go more indepth #but nobody listens #fsnow slowly descends into madness

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dweebobeebo-blog · 7 years ago

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Long Legs.... & Holy Weekes - BU

Paring; Brendon Urie x Reader

Words;3148

Warnings; None

Summary; Dallon sends Brendon to get his little sister from the airport, seeing a gorgeous girl with long legs only to find out is Dallons sister and they hit it off really well.

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Brendon pov

I'm awaken by Dallon shaking me and freaking out dude it's our day off why the hell is he waking me up right now, I shove him away but that just pisses him off

"Urie wake up I need a favor man" he shouts "I have to go run some errands with Kenny and Dan I need some new strings and so does Kenny"

"Okay and that has anything to do with me how?" I yawn

"Remember how my sister is coming ?" He mutters, I sit up looking at him "well I need you to get her from the airport she's landing in five so you gotta go like now"

"God dammit dallon!" I shout, angrily getting out of my bunk and changing into some jeans and a tshirt and quickly running a hand through my hair and throwing my glasses on "you know I'm still going to be late"

"Yeah well at least it won't be an hour later now leave!" He yells, I grab our rental car keys and head towards the airport only being an extra three minutes late of what I shouldve been.

I head in and look around for his sister, not having any idea of what she fucking looks like, I stop and looking around, seening a girl with beautiful tan long legs, short hair to her shoulders, dressing in shorts and a black tee, she turns around and I smile at her and wave, she's got gorgeous (Y/ec) eyes and full lips she's stunning

"Brendon!" She announces happily making her way to me, how does she know me??? "I'm y/n weeekes dallons little sister he told me he couldn't make it"

"Oh uh yeah" I cough "sorry I was late he told me last minute to leave"

"No worries! What does that shit have to do that's so important anyways?" She giggles, wow even her giggle is adorable. Stop it Urie this is your best friends sister. "Brendon? Brendon are you okay?"

"Yeah sorry I'm exhausted, and he had to get some strings and restring his bass and Kenny needed to do the same" I shake me head "let's go"

I grab her bags and head out to the car her following closly behind, and I got a good look at her shirt, fall out boy. I open herdoor then put her bags in the trunk and soon were back to the bus.

When we reach she goes for bags but I stop her, dallon would kill me if I didn't help, we go in and she's startled letting out a little Yelp

"Jesus dallon James you scared me!" She yells hitting dallon "you know I scare easily asshat. " We all laugh

"Lucky day we get a hotel for the next two nights!" Dan yells "oh. Baby weekes is here I'm Dan "

"Hello Dan, I'm y/n, this here fuckers little sister" she giggles and nudges dallon, now that I get a closer look they kinda look alike. "so boys what's on the agenda what's planned to entertain me ?"

"Cut the act lady, you're not a princess here you're one of now" dallon laughs, throwing something at her, she yelps out an owe "aweee poor little baby"

"Taking it you missed your baby sister?" I laugh

"Nah bro she's a pest" dallon smirks

-- Your pov

My day started off by dallon saying he couldny get me from the airport, informing me someone else was, turned out it was Brendon, he's even more gorgeous in person stop drooling it's your brothers friend.

We got back to the bus, and dallon is instantly picking on me, at some point Brendon laughs at dallon saying he missed me Dallon of course saying no, but another note. Brendons laugh is absolutely adorable, I'm pretty sure my heart stopped beating when I heard it

"Why don't we all freshen up, and we can go eat and sight seeing for a bit?" Dan suggests

"Oh please I would love that!" I squeal "and I'm starving. Might have gotten a little bakes before my flight "

"Really y/n" dallon scowls "you were supposed to stop"

"I'm sorry I was freaking you know it helps my nerves Dall" I sigh, Brendon gives me a sympathetic smile, and Dall hugs me

"Go get ready" Dall says, and I do, I put my hair in low pig tails, wearing skinny jeans and a jersey that says my last name on it, wearing some Nikes to top it off, I exit the bus bathroom and go back to the guys "hey you got your jersey!"

"I couldn't leave home with out!" I laugh, with that we all exit the bus getting in the rental car, Dan and Kenny upfront while Dall, B and I are in the back "im glad I got to come, mom and dad kept changing their minds"

"You'll have a blast" B speaks up "not only dallon will be watching out for you but we all will" dallon. Nods in agreement, and I have a feeling b and I will be great friends.

×time skip ×

After we did some sight seeing and ate alot and we even stopped for over cream and pretzels, it was time to head back to the bus so we could get to the hotel, the venue they're at will be there for the next couple nights. This being an off day, they wanted to go out again, tomorrow rehearsals, the next day concert and meet and greats.

Dallon wanted me to go out with them, but after that flight and walking so much today I'd rather hide away in the room and read or do something relaxing maybe explore the hotel

I grab my wallet and head out the door just as dallon comes out of the door, he stops me

"Where yah headed?" He asks

"Gonna check out hotel" I smile "have fun don't drink too much"

"Dont buy to much" he laughs, as I walk out I see the guys walking this way I wave

"He's almost done"I smile and walk off to the elevators, pressing the lobby button.

After walking around a bit, knowing there is a Starbucks close I make sure I have my room key before leaving the hotel, and heading to Starbucks

Once I get my drink, I head back to the room, unlocking the door, i grab my book out of my back and curl up on my bed, of course I chose the bed by the window.

×another time skip cause I can×

It's almost one am, worried about my brother I just lay awake in bed then I hear a bunch of laughing and other noises. Assuming it's the guys I just close my eyes

"Shhhh y/n is gonna be asleep" Dall whispers

"DOG PILE" Dan yells

"Dan shut up!" Dallon half yells at him "you wake my sister up your dealing with her she ain't nice when she gets woken up"

"You would know, I'll be surprised if you can have kids " I smart off turning the lights on "I see you guys had some fun "

"If I can't have kids from how many times you've hit me in the balls from waking you up I'm killing you" dallon groans

"Don't wake me up" I sass, the other three just look at me, "are you okay back there? You look almost as if you've seen a damn ghost"

"Or Satan..." Dall spits out, we all laugh, yeah I have a temper when you wake me up but I was already awake

"Who's Frank Sinatra book is that" Brendon asks pointing out the book on the night stand

"Oh mine, I never go anywhere with out that book" I smile "one of my favorite people" I grab the book and smile "I've read it about five times'

Dan,and kenny just look at Brendon with their mouths open and dallon rolls his eyes, Brendon smiles at me then moves his arm so I can see his Frank Sinatra tattoo

"Holy shit that's awesome! Look at that detail!" I squeal

"You're now her Best friend Urie " Dan laughs "you two are never going to shut up now"

"Can you blame us? Frank is an absolute amazing man" Brendon speaks up I nod in agreement "what's your favorite song of his?"

"That's so hard, but my three tops faves are My way, witchcraft and the way you look tonight" I smile wide "you cant have just one favorite of his"

"That's a very good point" he chuckles "everything of his is good, I've always wanted to see his movies"

"Me too, and luckily for me I found one on Amazon and I got it before I left!"

" for the love of God it's one am you two can go on about frank Sinatra tomorrow or even the next day!" Dall groans the other two nod

After they leave dallon Changes while I lay down finally able to fall asleep "night y/n I love you I'm glad you could some see me"

"I wouldn't wanna visit anyone else than my brother dallon I love you too" with that We both fell asleep.

××××× I wake up and hear two voices talking quietly in the room, I move so I can see who it is but make sure they can't see I'm awake, dallon and Brendon I close my eyes and listen to them talk

"Brendon you're my buddy, and I appreciate you get along with my sister already but cool it man" dallon snaps "she's my sister you can be friends all you want"

"d chill it's not like that fuck" Brendon Cruses

"Get whatever idea you have outta your goddamn head Urie" "cause I swear to God if anything happens I'll beat your ass. That is my baby sister and I don't want her hurt"

"Dallon I'm not going to do anything or hurt her!" b half shouts "it's nothing like that dude, it means nothing. "

Brendons words hurt me, my breathing suddenly shallow, yesterday he was so nice now he doesn't care...? Men are weird, I finally decide to sit up and stretch like I just woke up making sure I looked sleepy and messy

"Dall? Dallon are you In here?" Acting like I don't know he's here I don't wait for an answer "well damn my own brother can't even wait for me to wake up to eat breakfast"

"Y/n I'm here" he chuckles "I'm talking to Brendon"

"Oh good morning why are you here?" I ask kinda harshly

"Came to see if you two wanted to go eat with us others" he responds seeming kinda hurt by my tone "were going to ihop then gonna fuck around before rehearsal"

"Dallon can, im not that hungry" I say, obviously a lie I'm starving but I'll eat here at the hotel "you boys better get moving you have a lot to do today"

"Y/n cut the act you're going to eat with us and coming with" dallon argues "I flew you owe here to spend time with you now get your little ass dressed right now young lady"

Groaning I get up and grab my bag hastily, going into the bathroom, I grab a tank top and my red flannel pulling on some jeans brushing my hair and teeth and applying some mascara, I go back to them and grab my phone and book and of course ear phones preparing to entertain myself during rehearsals.

We leave and meet Kenny and Dan at the loby.

"Good morning little weekes how did you sleep?" Dan asks "hopefully better than Kenny and I"

"Once I finally went pretty good" I giggle "now why did you two not sleep? Did Mr Urie keep you up?" They laugh knowing I was being sarcastic

"Actually yeah he kept snoring" Kenny laughs "not to mention he kept moaning in his sleep"

"Dude wet dreams about someone again?" Dallon laughs, wow like I wanted to hear that gross.

"At least he wasn't jacking off" I blurt out dallon looks at me with pleading eyes not to tell the story "oh thats right dallon I still remember that"

They look at us wanting to hear what I'm about to say dallon goes to cover my mouth thankfully Dan and Kenny stop him

"So more than once, this has happened and I have nightmares because of it. It's not something a little sister should've seen!" I laugh "anyways. One time family vacation came around mom and dad wanted their own room and gross, well I woke up to moaning and found dallon jakcing off"

"Why would you do that with your sister in the room dude?" Dan laughs "I feel so bad for you y/n "

"I couldn't help it" dallon shouts

After we stopped laughing at that we finally went to ihop, then straight to the venue, I instantly went my own way from the boys, finding myself in the stands I sit down pulling my phone out turning on music

Song after song, being lost in reading my thoughts are snap when 'Death of a bachelor" comes on my playlist, I know it was Brendon and it's one of my favorite songs, I continue to read while singing along to the song my voice echoing in the arena

"The death of a bachelor oh oh Letting the water fall The death of a bachelor" I sing not caring at the moment if anyome heard, I hear something making me snap my head towards the stage seeing the boys watching me, all amazed even dallon, quickly I grab my book and run off suddenly embarrassed they heard Me Brendon heard me singing his song shoot me now

I lock myself in the women's bathroom and pace, deciding to text breezy my brother's girlfriend and soon to be mother of his child

To Bweezy: breezy can I talk to you I'm so embarrassed ,😶

From Bweezy: sure what's up!

To Bweezy: so I wondered off at the venue during rehearsals to read my book and doab came on and The guys caught me sining it... I'm embarrassed they caught me singing their song!

I pace back in forth in the bathroom, wetting my face with cold water I needed to calm the hell down

From Bweezy: what did you do?! Dallon shouldn't be surprised he knows you can sing!

To Bweezy: I ran to the bathroom and locked mself in.. I probably wouldn't have done that if I didn't kinda feel attracted to Brendon... Oh breezy what do I do

From Bweezy: awh little y/n likes B! Wait does Dall know?

I sigh sliding down the bathroom wall bringing my knees to my chest

To Bweezy: no. But I woke up to them talking Dall threatened him and B said it doesn't mean anything bro.. because we hit it off really well and yeah...

I hear a knock at the bathroom door making me jump and squeal

"Just a minute!" I shout, I fix myself grabbing my book and opening the door instantly running into someone I look up and see dallon " oh hi..."

"Why were you locked in there?" He asks "I've been looking for you then one of the stage crew said they saw you come in here"

"I uh I was uh embarrassed..." I mutter, Dall laughs and pulls me into a hug "why are you hugging me Dallon James?"

" There's no reason to be embarrassed, I was amazed you can get that High, hell we all were Brendon was shocked you actually could sing it that well"

I just shrug, wanting to walk away but he follows me, I wanna just tell him to stop talking but I'm not going too, we reach the guys and they all smile, I don't do anything but just wave at them

"Hey y/n that was really good" Kenny speaks up "it's crazy to know someone can hit that high note"

Dall motions for him to shut up, cause I'm still embarrassed and I get anxious when people talk about my singing. Unless it's dallon cause I'm used to him hearing me. Only wanting to hide away in the hotel room.

×time skip×

After rehearsals are done, we go back to the hotel, all going back to mine and dallons room I wanting to go swim, I put on my swim suit

"Dall I'm going for a swim I'll see you in a bit" I announce, as I walk out Brendon is coming back from his room changed into basket ball shorts and a different shirt I try to hurry and walk away but he catches up

"Y/n can we talk?" I just nod "I just wanted to say you're really good at singing, and we wanted to let you sing at the next venue since is last minute today. The guys will be playing for you"

"Just stop right there Mr urie, I have stage fright I can't do that, my anxiety wouldn't let that work out" I cut him off " it's your show to do it. Now excuse me I'm going for a swim."

It was a little harsh I know but I just wanted to go swimming.

After swimming I made my way back to the room, as I'm unlocking the door my phone rings

"Unknown" I answer anyways

"Hello.is this miss y/n Weekes?" The voice asks

"Uh yes this is she" the guys give me weird looks "may I ask who this is?"

"Well yes you may, this us UCLA" they announce, "we wanted to hear the response to what we have to tell you miss weekes"

"Please go on ma'am"

" It's a letter but we thought a call would be better" they pause I put it on speaker while changing In the bathroom "Dear Ms Y/n Weekes, we are glad to have received your application for UCLA you have made a great impression with the principals and professors here, and we would love to Inform you we are glad to accept the application and to announce you are now a student of UCLA"

"No way!" I squel "thank you so much ma'am this means so much I'm so happy!"

"Great! School starts in the next two months see you then Ms Weekes!" I hang up and run out of the bathroom the first person I see I hug not caring.... Well it's Brendon

"I MADE IT INTO UCLA GUYS!!" I scream "DALLON I MADE IT INTO UCLA" I run to him and hug him and start crying

"THATS AWESOMS!!" He shouts "we've gotta celebrate!"

We ended the day with a nice dinner celebration for me being accepted into UCLA, it was a nice fancy restaurant, them all taking turns on spoiling me at the mall too, I couldn't be happier right now.

#brendon urie #dallon weekes #spencer smith #dan pawlovich #kenneth harris #ryan ross #panic! at the disco #fall out boy #pete wentz #tyler joseph #josh dun #twenty one pilots

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