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Hurt/comfort? With Dominik of course. Maybe him abandoning the reader or something similar. Include jealously and a happy ending đ
Absolutely babes!
I'm on your side
Pairing: Dominik Mysterio x Fem reader
Description: After Dom joins Judgement Day, you run into each other and things change when he sees you and Sami Zayn talking
You watch the Judgement Day's match against Alpha academy, rolling your eyes after they win the match and practically let their egos and arrogance ooze out of the four of them. You walk out of your locker room, walking to the parking lot to get back to your hotel room to shower and watch tv before going to sleep until you hear someone call out behind you, turning around to see Sami Zayn catching up with you, you had met sami a few times mainly through your friend Jey Uso who trained and helped you get on the WWE roster four years ago showing a small smile as you say your goodbyes to each other, walking away to get to the parking lot when you bumped into someone and fell, looking up to see Dominik in front of you as you sigh. You get up and dust yourself off as you stare at each other "What do you want?" you squeeze your hands as you look at him "I just want to apologize to you it's the right thing to do especially with what's happened the past bit" you roll your eyes as you feel the frustration built inside you "You want to apologize for leaving me all so you can have everyone hate you and be with mami I don't want pity" you walk away as he grabbed your arm "No I don't want to give you pity if you will let me talk" you jerk your arm away and head outside, finding and getting in your car. You sigh after you turn your Spotify playlist on and drive, listening to Wreck of the day by Anna Nalick until you parked and went to your room, you immediately felt more relaxed and calm after the warm shower, turning on Forensic Files as you wait to fall asleep until you hear a knock on the door, you are confused on who would be at your door being sure that no one else in WWE was in the same hotel as you, you cover your face with your hands and groan when you see dom on the other side of the door "What are you doing here?" "I am in the hotel too, my room is just down the hall" you sigh roughly as you stare at him "Please just let me talk...I don't want to give you or want pity" you reluctantly move to the side, letting him in and locking the door after he sits on the bed. "I regret it...I regret leaving you, I regret hurting you, I regret making you hate me....I want you to be happy but God I felt so much anger and frustration at myself when I saw you and sami when I went to get water and he made you smile" you stop him with a surprised look on your face "Wait you thought that me and him were a thing? No no we've met a few times and said common courtesies and two conversations but that's it" "I fucked up...i lost you and I know I'm never going to get you back" you feel the tears you held in for too long flow as you watch him go and unlock the door grabbing his arm "You never lost me...even with all that's happened, I made promise ever since the first day we met that no matter what happens...I'm on your side". You smile at each other as you wipe each other's faces hugging until he grabs and holds your face, kissing you so gently and warmly, picking you up in his arms laying you down in the bed and laying next to you as you watch forensic files and hold each other with your face in the crook of his neck "I love you sweetheart" you pull away sharing another kiss as he squeezes you lightly "I love you too preciosa" you trace his rib tattoo as you feel his breathing even out and his soft snores until you fell asleep 12 minutes later.
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Damn Olivia Cooke does look so much like Natalie Portman, it's unreal. Just popping in to say I hope your day is good and also I was struck with some curiosity and was wondering what songs you associate with Hope (or/and Hope & Poe)? â endlessly curious bc putting music to my ocs and pairings is maybe my favorite part of the process
Hi, thank you for the ask and I hope you're day's good as well! And yesss, I absolutely love putting music to my oc's. It's literally the first thing I do when I start writing a story. I have a whole second spotify account with my playlists for them here. I'm the type who puts like 80 songs in a playlist and I need to cut them down but I've got a couple I listen to on repeat. I have three separate playlists for the story, one for hope, one for her and Poe, and then one for the solo family.
With Hope I've got a lot of Halsey/Marina on there. A couple songs for Hope that I'd play the most would be;
Nightmare - Halsey
Devil in me - Halsey
Seventeen - Marina & the Diamonds
You asked for this - Halsey (heavy on this one)
Who am I living for - Katy Perry
This is me trying - Taylor Swift
The Family Jewels - Marina & the Diamonds
Crossfire - Stephen
Which Witch - Florence and the Machine
Burned - Grace Vanderwaal
Animal - MISSIO
The Tradition - Halsey
Then I've got quite a few for her and Poe as well. With their relationship I'm going to put it through a bit of hell. With the Oddy arc there'll be some mistrust and major fights there when Poe worries that she might be being blackmailed into spying, and then there'll be a tough period between them realising their feelings and actually getting together before she'll be taken captive and brainwashed by the First Order. So there's a mix of really upbeat songs and then downright tragic ones.
The entirety of Taylor Swifts Reputation album but in particular
Call it what you want (heavy on this one)
Getaway Car
Gorgeous
Fransesca - Hozier (this one is definitely their relationship after she's imprisoned and the lengths Poe goes to to get her back)
Drive - Halsey
Maroon - Taylor Swift
Look after you - The Fray
The Reflection - The Neighbourhood
Renegades - X Ambassadors
Starman - David Bowie (I'm making David Bowie exist within SW specifically so they can drunkenly sing this)
Dangerous - David Guetta
Cruel Summer - Taylor Swift
Powerful - Major Lazer
Mirrors - Justin Timberlake
My Tears Ricochet - Taylor Swift
Friends - Chase Atlantic
Fire Meet Gasoline - Sia
The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
Young Gods - Halsey
Out of the woods - Taylor Swift
Flawless - The Neighbourhood
False God - Taylor Swift
Lovers on the sun - David Guetta
Leaving tonight - The Neighbourhod
Train Wreck - James Arthur
Hold on - Chord Overstreet
Just give me a reason - Pink
I'm finishing up the final chapter of the prequel atm before I really get back into the main story, I have a lot written for it but it's editing and getting from point a to b. They're relationship for the next few chapters will be going pretty strong, then there'll be the oddy arc and it's going to be pretty messy for a while but with the two of them the constant thing is that no matter how mad they are with each other they just can't hate each other because they really do accidentally become best friends (who keep accidentally flirting with each other in front of everyone.) It's essentially going to end up a very dramatic slowburn situationship until they blurt out that they're in love mid fight.
I have one scene coming up where her and Poe have a major major blow up after she disobeys orders to save his life in a dogfight since she still feels pretty safe in the assumption that the first order won't kill her whilst everyone else just thinks she's genuinely delusional. Poe's convinced she's actually insane which she kind of is but she wasn't wrong. It's going to be during that spy arc and they both genuinely go a little insane during that fight, so she takes off and goes to lay low with Lando for a while and he gets the whole earful, only for Poe to show up at his door the next day to bring her back and Lando is just in stitches over it. "Hope, there's a handsome resistance commander here to see you" and she's just dumbfounded that he had the guts to come after her (and falls a little in love).
But in the next chapter I'm writing atm they're going to be pretty cute. Poe being her willing assistant as she compiles their intel into a motion for the senate, bringing her caf and gossiping when she catches Snap leaving KarĂŠ's room at like six in the morning and Poe being offended he wasn't the first to know, running to wish her luck as she goes to leave and then bailing her out of jail the next day. When they're a mess they're a mess but when they're cute they're insufferable to everyone around them.
I'd love to see what playlists you have as well <3 because honestly making playlists for oc's is one of my favourite parts of writing!
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Title: Ride With Me (part twenty one) Fandom: Supernatural Timeline: 2008 Pairing: Dean x Reader Word count: Âą5850 words Summary series: Y/N is a talented horse rider who is on her way to become a professional. In order to convince her father that she deserves the loan needed to start her own farm, she goes to Arizona for six months, to intern at a ranch owned by Bobby and Ellen Singer. Her future is set out, but then she meets a handsome horseman, who goes by the name of Dean Winchester. A heartwarming series about a cowboy who falls for the girl, letting go of the past and the importance of family. Summary part twenty one: Itâs Deanâs turn to make an entrance in the main arena. The rides lead to an interesting business proposal by a new client, but brings a lot of doubt too. Warnings series: NSFW, 18+ only! Fluff, angst, eventually smut. Swearing, smoking, alcohol intoxication, alcohol abuse. Mutual pining, heartbreak. Crying, nightmares, childhood trauma. Description of animal abuse, domestic violence, mentions of addiction. Financial problems, stress, mental breakdown. Description of blood and injury, hospital scenes, character death, grief. Music: Watching From A Distance - David Ramirez (opening scene) Follow âKate Huntingtonâs Ride With Me playlistâ on Spotify! Authorâs note: Prepare for cuteness and a bit of angst! Thank you @atc74â, @manawhaatâ and @winchest09â for helping me. Also a special thanks to @jules-1999â, who has offered me her knowledge about rodeo events like these, and @squirrelnotsamâ, who knows Arizona like the back of her hand.Â
Ride With Me Masterlist
   Saturday morning has started early for the crew of the Gold Canyon Ranch. Before the crack of dawn Benny has mucked out the stables and fed the horses, making sure they had time to digest their pellets before the show starts. Together with Jo, Y/N has hand-walked the animals who are competing today, letting them stretch their legs and graze a bit. She took extra time for Meadow, who always seems to need a moment to adjust to new surroundings. The mare was fresh today, the brisk air only fueling her feisty temper. Her owner couldnât help but snigger when she lifted her tail and started jogging next to her instead of just strolling along, showing off to anyone who would look at her.
   Itâs 8 AM when Dean puts his foot in the stirrup of the saddle, swinging his right leg over the back of the Bon Jovi, the light catching the fringe of his chaps. He pulls his hat a little tighter on his head once heâs seated, while the well-behaved stallion waits patiently for his rider to give him an aid, which he does, after adjusting the length of his reins.
   With the sun only just peeking from behind the horizon, rays break through the leaves of the trees next to the warmup area, adding to the still peaceful surroundings. The commentator isnât blaring through the speakers yet, the ring isnât full of other riders trying to find a spot to train without running into each other. Itâs the calm before the storm, a bit of peace and quiet both horse and human appreciate. No distractions, no sensory overload for the inexperienced stallion. Itâs the perfect way to introduce him to the element of competition.
Y/N has just finished filling up the water buckets in the stables and rests her arms on the fence of the small arena. She watches Dean slowly start up the beautiful palomino, its coat seemingly made from gold in the morning light. Her boyfriend is wearing clean dark jeans and a navy button up, a black Stetson to match his show outfit. Never will she get tired of watching that man ride, but dressed like he is now, she canât take her eyes off him. Y/N sighs deeply, swooning at the sight. She really did land the most handsome cowboy in Arizona, didnât she?
   The head wrangler seems composed as ever, not breaking a sweat over having to ride into the ring in thirty minutes, something that she admires and envies all at the same time. She wishes she could feel relaxed right before a test, instead of being the nervous wreck that she usually is. Meadow will not make her entry until later this evening and already Y/N dodged breakfast, well aware that she wonât be able to swallow a bite, stage fright blocking her throat. Just thinking about the premiere of her freestyle makes it slightly harder to breathe, but Dean takes that away when he rides past, breaking his concentration for a second and shooting her a wink and a soft smile. She chuckles as they keep a hold of each otherâs gaze for a few seconds as his horse walks by. God, she wishes she has his confidence.
   Other competitors join Dean and Bon Jovi in the warm up area, but the stallion only murmurs at a mare once, its rider gently yet strictly reminding him to keep his head in the game. Before they know it, the same voice that did the commentary on last nightâs barrel race competition sounds from the amplifiers.
   âGood morninâ, folks! Itâs another beautiful day here at the Flagstaff Horsefair. Weâre getting ready for the first class of the day, the Standlee Forage Reining Competition for four year olds. Highest overall score wins five bags of high quality horse food.â
   The commentator continues to promote the sponsors of the event, Dean giving his horse a little scratch on the shoulder when he tenses slightly as the loud voice sounds from the speakers. Aware that it will soon be their turn, the rider allows himself to enjoy the atmosphere as he casts his gaze over the other competitors. He isnât too worried about the fixture, confident in his own skills and those of his horse.
   âDean Winchester, two minutes!â A steward announces, looking down at his clipboard to double check the line up.    The cowboy nods in acknowledgement, directing his gaze to Y/N as he waits for her to catch up. He watches as she puts down the grooming bag next to her on the sandy arena footing, attending to the bell boots that Bon Jovi is still wearing. She unbuckles the leather clasps, putting the leg protection away.    âWould you like some water?â she offers.    He shakes his head, casually, taking in the arena. âNah, Iâm good.â
   Y/N looks up at him, trying to read what he is feeling. To her, it is strange how he doesnât seem nervous. Heâs relaxed, collected; reminding her of the still waters at Canyon Lake, where they swam together for the first time on the trail that changed everything. It is as if he canât register the pressure that should be resting on his shoulders. Maybe he truly believed he is that good.    âBreak a leg,â she speaks, fondly.    âDonât wish that upon me, Yankee,â Dean chuckles. âKinda need them to do my job.â     She laughs and pats him lovingly on his denim clad thigh. âI donât know how you can be so calm.â    âWell, I have my good luck charm with me.â He lays his hand over hers, rubbing his thumb over her knuckles. âCâmere.â    She steps closer to Bon Jovi, tiptoeing to reach up while Dean leans over to level with her. His lips brush over hers softly, his nose nuzzling hers in a sweet gesture. She smiles into the gentle kiss.    âGo getâem, cowboy.â
   The wrangler straightens himself in the saddle, while his girlfriend picks up the groom bag and steps back. He guides his horse into the tunnel under the bleachers towards the arena, concentrating on the gates in front of him, waiting for them to open. The reigns feel smooth between his fingers as he drowns out the noise around him. With his free hand, he encouragingly strokes the side of Bon Joviâs neck, his pearly white manes contrasting beautifully against his flaxen coat. He has grown accustomed to these kinds of events, his nerves not bothering him anymore. He finds solace in his work, seeing it more as fun than as a chore. He enjoys the challenge the youngsters bring him, from the initial moment of putting on a halter, to getting in a saddle, to showing them all for the very first time. In less than a year, the horses go through such growth, and itâs always a pleasure to be a part of their journey.
   âFirst competitor of the day is Dean Winchester, riding Bon Jovi, a stallion by Renegade. This horse is bred by Victor Hendriksen and owned by the Gold Canyon Ranch in Phoenix, Arizona.â
   Y/N watches as the palomino calmly comes through the gate, not batting an eye at his new and impressive surroundings. Submissive and willing, the stallion responds to his riderâs aids when heâs asked to halt. To witness how trustful each and every horse is with the trainer, surfaces some kind of gratification inside of her. The way Dean schools the animals isnât based on authority or rank, but much more about collaboration and respect. Itâs something she admires about him from the get go.
   Dean leads Bon Jovi through a precise pattern of figures, spins and stops. Reining is all about the athletic abilities of the horse, and the rider controlling every movement. The horse demonstrates attitude and willingness, while the signals given by the rider are nearly imperceptible. The run is evaluated by a panel of three judges, who mark each pattern individually. In this youngster class, speed isnât key yet, but correctness is. Every stride must look effortless and relaxed, as if the animal and rider have become one. Thatâs exactly what is on display in the arena right now.
   With a smile of adoration across her face, Y/N leans her forearms on the steel fence, watching the head wrangler. A small crowd that got up at the crack of dawn have occupied the first rows on the bleachers and by the fence, encouraging shouts and whistles rallying the first competitor on. The young horse is so fixed on his rider, that he doesnât even pick up on the sounds. Bon Jovi isnât fast in the spins yet, but thatâs okay, because his footwork is close to perfect. After three well executed sliding stops, Dean gives the palomino the signal to back up, his spur not even touching the horseâs flank. Submissively, he reverses until his rider drops the reins and rewards the stallion, who blows out a purr through his nose, looking up at the stands curiously when they applaud the performance, much like the commentator.
   âWell, if that ainât setting the bar, I donât know what is. What a solid ride from Dean Winchester and Bon Jovi!â
   While Dean exits the arena, he searches the people along the fence and on the bleachers. Heâs looking for Bobby, who he finds on the sidelines. His uncle holds his gaze and gives the head wrangler a nod, telling him so much without using actual words. They havenât spoken about the elephant in the room yet, todayâs pace being far too high to squeeze in the awkward conversation, and so both men have decided for themselves to let it rest. Besides, they might have sold a number of horses yesterday, that doesnât mean they can lean back now.
   The cowboy leads his horse back to the warm up ring, meeting his girlfriend half way.    âGood run!â she compliments, taking Bon Joviâs reins after Dean swings his right leg over the saddle and dismounts. She shoves the water bottle in his hand this time, knowing if she had asked, he would have declined anyway.    âI had a little wobble in the second roll back, but yeah, the rest was good.â He twists off the cap and takes a swig, thirstier than he likes to admit.
   Since Dean is competing two separate horses in the same class, heâs both first and last to enter the main arena. Itâs going to be a race against the clock, and he looks around the warm-up area in search for his next four-legged dance partner.    âWhereâs Jo? Ringo is up in thirty minutes.â    âBetter get off your high horse, Mister, otherwise this is the last time Iâll tack up for you,â his cousin replies snappily, appearing from behind with a bay gelding named Ringo Starr in tow.    Dean is about to counter her, but he bites his tongue, knowing sheâs not kidding and will never do him a favor again if he gives her attitude. And so he mutters a âthanksâ under his breath when he takes the Quarterhorse from her.
   As swiftly as he got down from Bon Jovi, he now mounts Ringo, the next four year old for him to compete. As he does so, his score is announced over the speakers, but he canât quite make out the numbers. When he glances at the scoreboard, heâs pleasantly surprised.    â218.5 points!â Y/N cries out, delighted. âThatâs fantastic!â    With a content smirk adorning his features, Dean nods satisfied; that is indeed a good score. Good enough to put Bon Jovi on the podium. Good enough to ask a high price when the buyers come calling. He doesnât have time to settle on a high cloud, though; he needs to ready Ringo for his run.
   Y/N hoists the groombag on her shoulder and takes the kind palomino stallion to exit the warm-up arena. This is her job after all, she might be dating her supervisor, sheâs still the intern. They made a deal when she arrived at the ranch that Dean would not treat her differently, so she intends to do the work sheâs come here to do. Jo, however, seems to have a different idea, and nudges her.    âIâll take Jovi. You go cheer on your John Wayne.â The blonde cowgirl winks at her friend, taking over the load.
   She chuckles, handing the petite blonde the horse. Grateful to be able to see more of Deanâs horsemanship in action, she finds a spot by the fence. The sun steadily rises, casting out what was left of the nightâs coolness, the light radiating down on her much warmer and brighter. Wishing she had brought a hat, the cowgirl takes off her jacket and puts it away in the groombag. She watches her boyfriend warm up Ringo, who seems a little bit more nervous, now that the ring is more crowded. His rider does a good job reassuring the young animal, though, giving the bay gelding some light exercises to keep his mind of the commotion around him, rewarding the Quarter every time he shows a sign of relaxation.
   âBeautiful day to be buying horses, isnât it, darling?â    Y/N startles at the sudden gruff voice, snapping her head to where the sound came from. The supposedly kind words to start conversation are pronounced with a English accent, by a stranger dressed in black. The rather short man who she guesses would be somewhere in his fifties leans on the steel rail, his fingers laced together while he watches riders in the arena.
   âY - yeah, I suppose so,â Y/N stammers, unsure how to respond.    âMy apologies, where are my manners.â The man turns to her and offers his hand. âThe name is Fergus. Fergus MacLeod.â    The cowgirl frowns at his introduction. She has heard of him, but has never met the owner of the MacLeod Studfarms in person.    âY/N Y/L/N,â she returns, slightly hesitant.    âOh, I know who you are. Iâm an admirer of your work. Youâre quite the talent,â the Englishman admits. âThat run at the State Championships was spectacular.â
   Slightly creeped out, but not trusting her instincts entirely, she stays quiet for a moment. This is a man of great influence in the business, so she does want to hear what he has to say.    âYou saw me ride?â she replies.    He nods, an amused smirk resting on his thin lips. âI did indeed, love. Talking about talent, that horse is something else as well. Meadowsweet, is her name, isnât it?â    âYeah...â Y/N returns, somewhat suspicious.    âTell me; are you the owner of that lovely mare? Or are there parents and sponsors involved?â
   Her stance becomes a bit more defensive, not just because of the rapid questions that are fired at her, no matter how charming this gentleman is trying to be. No, itâs his assumption that sheâs too young to own such a horse that gets to her.    âI am the owner, as a matter of fact,â she states, a new found strength in her voice.    âGood to know I am talking to the proper person then.â Her company chuckles, apparently pleased by her feisty counter. âBecause I have a proposition for you.â    Before he can make her an offer, Y/N intervenes. âMeadow isnât changing owners, if thatâs where youâre headed, Mr. MacLeod.â    Fergus takes her in, narrowing his eyes slightly, but the pleased little smile remains. âI can make it worth your while.â    âI believe you can, but no matter your offer; sheâs not for sale,â the cowgirl makes herself clear, a sternness in her voice that should tone the horse trader down.    It doesnât. Instead he chuckles dryly and takes a little booklet out of the inner pocket of his black coat; itâs a cheque book. Not taking no for an answer, he pulls out a pen and writes down his signature.    âEverything is for sale, love. All one has to do is pay the right price,â he says, wisely.
   Fergus MacLeod rips off the sheet of paper, handing her the cheque. Not wanting to be downright rude, she takes it, staring at the empty line; itâs blank.    âYou may write down whatever number you seem fit. Itâs up to you,â the Brit elaborates. âNow that Iâve got your attention, would you happen to know where I can find Bobby Singer? I would like to have a little chat with my old friend.â    âHeâs by the main arena.â She points in the direction of the entrance.    âWonderful,â he quips. âIt was a pleasure meeting you, darling.â
   A shiver runs down her spine as MacLeod walks away to find her boss. Sheâs highly aware that he is a very influential and important person in the industry, but he has got some nerve. Y/N might look like an innocent and timid girl, but there is no way in hell that she would ever give up Meadow, no matter how large the figure.
   She stares at the cheque, crumbling it in her hand before she stuffs it in her pocket, angrily. She has never met someone as brazen as Fergus Macleod at a show before, and she has been to enough to know. But she doesnât want to waste time and think about the confrontation now. The cowgirl would much rather focus on her wrangler boyfriend who is wowing the judges.
   Deanâs run with Ringo Starr is another great one, and with him being the last contestant of the class, the rankings are decided the moment the score comes in. With 215.5 points, he secures the third place, behind another rider and Bon Jovi, who has held on to the lead. An impressive result, one that he knows his uncle is going to be very pleased with.
   When the Dean exits the arena, he is met by his girlfriend, who is smiling widely.    âYou nailed it!â she chirps with enthusiasm.    âThey did good,â Dean says, rustling Ringoâs black mane, more than satisfied with the performance of both young horses, but not taking the compliment upon himself.
   The cowboy gets down from the saddle, noticing that the gelding is tired from all the first impressions and new sensories that come with the first show. Ringoâs coat is damp, a shade darker because of the perspiration; he gave it his all. Intending to hand-walk the horse back to the stables to shower the animal and give him his hay, he strolls to exit the warm-up area, but Bobby stops him.    âDean?â his uncle calls out, beckoning him to come over.    Y/N glances up, following Mr. Singerâs voice. Noticing that Fergus MacLeod has found who he claims to be his âold friendâ, her face falls slightly. She wonders what the Englishman would want, and why Dean has been invited into the conversation.    Questionly, she looks back at her boyfriend and takes over Ringo from him, reckoning she should leave since itâs none of her business what will be discussed, but the man in black has different ideas.    âY/N, do join us, and bring the horse as well, love.â    The hair on the back of Deanâs neck rises; what did he just call her? Unable to prevent his jaw from clenching, he steps towards the two ranch owners, trying to keep his cool. Who the hell is this dickhead?    âThatâs Fergus MacLeod,â Y/N whispers, as if she just read his mind. âHeâs the founder of some of the largest stud farms in the country and even has stables in Europe. Owns at least two dozen licenced stallions.â    The wrangler nods in acknowledgement. Great, some snobby bigshot. Very much aware that this new face might have something to offer Bobby, he keeps his mouth shut.
   âAh, the one and only Dean Winchester,â Fergusâ grins mischievously. âNice work there in the ring. Your uncle here told me itâs the first time those two horses are competing.â    âThatâs right,â the cowboy confirms.    âMacleod is the name. Pleasure to meet ya.â    The Brit extends his hand, which Dean shakes a little firmer than normal. Heâs not even sure what heâs trying to accomplish with the display of his own physical strength.
   âFergus here is interested in buying the four year olds,â Bobby explains, apparently noticing his head wranglerâs suppressed hostility, shooting it down with a piercing stare, warningly.    Deanâs demeanor changes instantly as he raises his eyebrows. If this horse trader is going to bring the big bucks, he knows he needs to  keep himself in check for the sake of the ranch.    âMind if I have a peek?â Macleod asks, gesturing at the horse.    âGo ahead.â Dean steps back, making room for him to inspect the horse.
   Fergus circles the horse, taking the bay gelding in from several angles. He feels the hindlegs for any swelling or abnormalities and does the same with the front legs, after Y/N has removed the bandages Ringo wore in the ring to prevent any injuries. The horse trader then proceeds to look Ringo in the face and check his teeth. After a satisfied nod the man turns around, straightens his impeccable suit. He then takes a tissue from his breast pocket and wipes his hands.    âItâs a fine looking animal youâve got here, Singer,â he compliments. âYou may take the horse away, my dear.â    Even though she isnât fond of the degrading way he is talking to her, Y/N obliges. Taking care of the horses when sheâs not riding herself is her job after all.    âOh, and Miss Y/L/NâŚâ    She halts the horse next to her and turns around. The Englishman has his hands in his pocket now, twinkling hazel-colored eyes looking her up and down.    âBobby here tells me that youâre a well-educated woman. A master degree in Business & Economics? Impressive. Someone as smart as yourself has to acknowledge that itâs a good deal. I assume you will consider my offer on your horse,â he pauses, more intrigued with every detail he learns about the woman before him. âI would like to point out thereâs room for six figures on that cheque. What numbers to fill in, is your choice.â
   Dean wants to snap his head at his girlfriend, but keeps his posture. Did this man just offer her several hundred thousand dollars for Meadow? Eyes wide in astonishment, he exchanges a look with his uncle, both trying to keep a straight face.    âSheâs not for sale,â Y/N makes clear one more time, pronouncing the words slow to prove a point.    Amused with her stubbornness, the corner of MacLeodâs mouth twitches upward. Cocky, he holds her gaze, but eventually yields. âVery well, then. Let me know if you change your mind. The offer stands.â
   Without responding to Fergusâ tenacious reply, she turns away, nudging Ringo to follow her. The three men watch her leave, Dean knows her well enough to be able to tell that MacLeod has her blood boiling. Heâs not surprised Y/N didnât think twice about shooting the bid down. Meadow means the world to her, more than any amount of money could ever buy. But holy shit. Six figures! Realisation hits him; it would be enough money to save the Ranch.
   The Brit who made the generous offer pulls him from his thoughts. âAlright, lads. Letâs talk business, shall we?â    The three walk away from the few people that are lining around the warm-up area. A little further down, on a crossing of two paths, they stop. The little square is still quiet at this hour. Safe from lurking eyes and eavesdropping ears, they gather around one high table near a drink stand. Even though itâs a non-serve area, the influential man calls the bartender to take their order. The young guy comes back with a coke for the rider - who still has a run later this afternoon - and two bourbons. Dean didnât even know they served whiskey at this event, let alone this early.
   MacLeod cuts right to the chase. âI will offer you thirty grand for the four year old Quarters, and I will take them off your hands right away.â    Dean doesnât flinch, being in these kinds of conversations before. He can maintain his poker face, no matter how amble the offer. It is a negotiation after all.    The owner of the two horses thinks about it for a second, but then comes with a counter. âForty.â    âCâmon, Bobby. Is that how you treat an old friend?â Fergus clicks his tongue, shaking his head slightly after which he takes a sip from his drink. âNow, I know times are tough and that youâre experiencing difficulty staying afloat, but do realize I am already doing you a favor here. Thirty thousand dollars is more than fair.â
   The head wrangler is taken aback by the Englishmanâs comment. How would he know the ranch is struggling? Did people in their close circle spill the beans?    Apparently MacLeod spots the unpleasant surprise on the faces of the men opposite of him, because he comments on it without missing a beat. âItâs a small world, lads. People talk. You should know that by now, Singer.â    Bobby moves past the comment rather quickly and ponders about the sum. Fergus isnât wrong; itâs not just a decent offer. Itâs a generous one, one he isnât going to decline. The Englishman across the table knows it too; the owner of the Gold Canyon Ranch is desperate for money.    âCash,â he demands, accepting the original offer.    The dark haired man strokes his neatly trimmed beard. âI can arrange that.â
   The head wrangler might not like the horse trader, but he did just make this weekend ten times better. He gulps down the last of his coke, crumpling the can before he dunks it in the trash on the side of the crossroads. The cowboy figures the deal will be sealed with a handshake before they go separate ways, but MacLeod has a second matter to settle.    âI have another proposition for you.â    Having their attention, the middle aged Brit observes their reaction, his eyes full of mischief. The two members of the ranch near Phoenix share a look.    âWeâre listening.â Bobby says.
   Fergus swirls his whiskey, studying the amber liquid in his glass.    âI own a stallion,â he starts off, putting the drink to his mouth in the short pause. âI bought him at the Derby Quarterhorse Auction for over a million dollars. Heâs licensed, one of the best pedigrees Iâve ever seen, not to mention his conformation and movements. He already covered four hundred mares this year. I expect great things from this horse, he is supposed to bring in the money. There is one slight issue, however.â    Dean listens, intently, wondering where he is going with this. âAnd what would that be?â
   âThe horse has some⌠behavioral issues,â the stud farm owner claims, careful in his choice of words. âIt has quite the temperament, one his former trainers havenât been able to use in their advantage, my advantage.â    Slowly the head wrangler begins to realize why the price MacLeod is willing to pay for the two Quarters is so steep; he is playing a game of give and take. The way the owner of this stallion is talking about money and business, calling the animal âitâ, doesnât sit well with him either. Where is the horseâs well-being in all of this?
   âWhatâs his name?â Dean likes to know.    Fergus frowns at that, clearly not understanding why it would matter, but he answers anyway. âYou might have heard of this horse; his name is Cain.â    Dean has heard of the horse. The whopping 1.2 million that was paid for the talented Quarter made headlines in the industry.
   âWhat are these behavioral issues?â he needs to know, not taking the bait just yet.    âTypical stallion behavior; dominance is the main problem. The horse has character, what can I say?â MacLeod laughs it off. âAnyway, I am looking for a capable horseman. Someone who can actually break him in.â    The owner of the horse in question shifts his penetrating gaze from Bobby to Dean. The cowboy realizes they are at a verge of a possibly very important business deal, but he cannot stop himself from commenting on the peculiar choice of words.    âI donât âbreak inâ horses. I teach them to trust and to cooperate,â he states firmly.    âPotato, potahto,â Fergus dismisses. âAre you up for the job, or not?â
   Dean exchanges a glance with his uncle, a silent conversation happening between them, only possible by years and years of working together.    When Bobby rights himself, he has a crucial question. âWhatâs in it for us?â    Again that small smile on the Englishmanâs face; he knows heâs close to persuading them.
   âA thousand dollars each month, paid in advance, and a fifty grand bonus when Cain successfully completes the stallion performance tests in April. Plus, five percent of his earnings in coverage for the coming year. After he passes the exams, we can set up a contract in order for you to remain his permanent rider,â MacLeod sums up.
   Bobby analyzes the offer. Itâs tempting in many aspects. Fergus just mentioned that the stallion already covered four hundred mares this year. With his stud-fee being at least a thousand dollars, they are looking at twenty grand cut already. Then thereâs the regular income, not to mention the bonus. This deal might be the lifeline his family business was frantically fishing for. Itâs up to Dean, though. He is the one who is going to work with this horse, and the only one who can make an educated guess if itâs achievable in five months' time.
   âWe would like to see Cain first,â Bobby decides, wanting to offer his head wrangler a moment to evaluate the animal.    âIâm afraid that will not be possible at this time, but I tell you what.â The Brit finishes his bourbon, setting the glass down on the high table. âThe horse will be delivered to your property and you will have a week to decide if you want to take on this job. If not, no hard feelings.â
   Dean glances aside, spotting the slight nod of his uncle. Seems like they canât go wrong here; if Cain turns out to be more difficult than Fergus leads on, they can always send him back.    âYou got yourself a deal,â Bobby concludes, extending his hand to the man in black.    âSplendid.â The horse trader smirks, delighted with the arrangement they agreed on, shaking their hands. When he grips Deanâs hand tight, he looks him deep in the eye, as if he recognizes something in the handsome cowboy.
   âYouâre Johnâs boy, arenât ya?â he realizes. âI bought a couple of horses from that Winchester back in the day. How is he?â    Tension grips Deanâs body, the sound of his fatherâs name on Macleodâs tongue sending a shiver down his limbs. He tries to breathe in without it being too obvious, finding it difficult to keep his mask on.    âI wouldnât know,â he answers curtly.
   Fergus furrows his brow at that, clearly curious as of why the two arenât in touch anymore. He allows a silence to linger between them, their handshake holding on to the apprehensiveness.    âHmm,â he responds at the peculiar answer. âWell, you are just like your father. I couldâve sworn it was him when I saw you in the arena earlier; spitting image. You have his ways.â
   Itâs like MacLeod is deliberately trying to get under his skin, and no matter how hard the young cowboy fights it, the man heâs making a deal with is succeeding. The words spoken with that distinct English accent ring in his head, much louder than they were pronounced, cracking like a whip on his back. You are just like your father. You have his ways.
   Dean releases the stallion ownerâs hand, quickly slipping his into the back pockets of his jeans, drying his clammy palms on the denim. He hopes neither of the men in his company notice him shaking. He inhales through his nose, squares his shoulders and stands tall, pushing down the anxiousness that is stirring in his stomach. Disappointed in himself, he chews on the inside of his cheek in search for distraction. He canât let a simple comment get to him like this.
   Now that he has shut down the attitude the ranch hand was giving him, the Englishman looks down on Dean with a sinister smile on his lips. He keeps a hold of the Winchesterâs gaze, until he averts his green eyes. Only then MacLeod steps away.    âWeâll stay in touch. Iâll have my men pick up the two Quarters this afternoon,â Fergus announces, his long, dark overcoat swaying slightly as he turns around once more. âA pleasure doing business with ya.â
   With those words, MacLeod walks away and leaves the two men in the middle of the square. The sun is suddenly uncomfortably warm to Dean. He sniffs and takes a few steps from his uncle, as if the two or three strides would actually be enough to walk it off. He places his hands in his side and dips his hat forward when he faces Bobby again, making sure the older man canât sense how unsettled he is. But Bobby is no fool. He knows his nephew better than the boyâs own father did, and thatâs exactly whatâs bothering Dean.
   âYou alright?â he checks.    âYeah, why wouldnât I be?â Dean returns just a little too rapidly, shrugging it off.    âJustâŚâ His uncle is careful not to address the subject directly, yet at the same time he needs to offer the opportunity for the wrangler to vent. âWith what he said about John--â    âDonât.â
   The simple word comes out harsher than he meant it to leave his lips, the darkness in his eyes when he shoots his father-figure a glare soon replaced by regret. Dean knows Bobby is trying, like he and Ellen have for the past fifteen years. But no matter how much time passes, he canât bring himself to talk about what happened in the past.
   His uncle isnât mad, nor is he disappointed in his surrogate son. He just nods slowly at the dismissal, before he begins to make his way to the stables. Dean remains in the middle of the crossing, his hands still firm on his hips, closing his eyes for a moment as he breathes out. The deal they just made should bring much needed relief, but the meeting leaves a bitter taste in his mouth.
He gathers himself and follows after his Bobby. They have more showings to prepare for, but nothing can cast out the words spoken by Fergus MacLeod. Not the rhythmic thumping of hooves in the dirt, not the chatter and laughs produced by the growing crowd, nor the music that comes from the main arena. All he can register is the painful message, which reopens the deep scars on his heart every time they bounce off the walls inside his head.
I am just like my father.
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Jonathan Joestarâs Spotify Playlist
Hello and welcome to the beginning of a series (or projected to be ahaha) that has to do with Jojoâs Bizarre Adventure characters and their own personalized playlists! Iâll be listing the track list and then will be going more in depth as to why I chose these particular songs for Jonathanâs playlist. The top part will not have spoilers, but be aware that the second part will so read at your own will! For the first playlist, we have none other than Jonathan Joestar, the original Jojo!
đżâ¨Track listâ¨đż
01. Jojo (Sono Chi no Sadame), Hiroaki Tommy Tominaga
02. BREATHE, AB6IX
03. breathin, Ariana Grande
04. We Belong, Ong Seong Wu
05. My Heart Will Go On, CĂŠline Dion
06. Silence, Marshmello ft. Khalid
07. Dollhouse, Melanie Martinez
08. London Boy, Taylor Swift
09. Needed Me, Rihanna
10. Line Without a Hook, Ricky Montgomery
11. Glorious, Macklemore ft. Skylar Grey
12. Fighter, Christina Aguilera
13. Classic, MKTO
14. Win, CIX
15. Blue Hour, TOMORROW X TOGETHER
In Depth (spoiler free)
đš Jojo (Sono Chi no Sadame), Hiroaki Tommy Tominaga
Sono Chi no Sadame is the first opening of Jojoâs Bizarre Adventure and is truly what sets up the stage for the rest of the series. Jonathan Joestar, being the first Jojo, begins the Jojo legacy in Phantom Blood. The song lyrics heavily foreshadow the future of the Jojo series and describes Jonathan as someone who has honor and always does what is right. Sono Chi no Sadame is a spectacular opening act to the unique concept of Jojoâs Bizarre Adventure. *side note* Muscially speaking wow this song is incredibly good the crescendoes and frequent tempo changes as well as the instrumentals amaze me- this is easily my favorite Jojo opening.
đšBREATHE, AB6IX
Hamon (also known as Ripple or Sendo) is a technique that heavily focuses on controlled breathing. Jonathan learned and mastered Hamon in a very short amount of time. BREATHE also has a very light feeling to it, making the song easy to listen to which connects to Jojo as he is a lighthearted and easy going guy.
đšbreathin, Ariana Grande
Likewise as BREATHE by AB6IX, breathin correlates to the Hamon technique that Jonathan used to fight. Adding onto that, Jonathan lived in a grand mansion and was very well off financially. This song has an elegant sound to it. Despite the wealth that he had, Jojo did not have the easiest childhood. Ever since Dio Brando began to live with him, Jonathan saw many mishaps occur with his relationships, reputation, and self esteem. But, Jonathan Joestar never gave up on his morals and values, and he always kept âbreathin and breathin and breathinâ no matter what, making sure he would always do the right thing.
đšSilence, Marshmello ft. Khalid
Silence explains and describes Jonathanâs teenage years very well along with his relationship with Dio. Dio coming to live with Jonathan messed him up as Jonathan felt inferior to Dio who was taking the spotlight by being an amazing athlete and intelligent student. This prompted lots of praise from Jonathanâs father and comparing him to Dio constantly, which made Jonathan feel like he wasnât worth as much. âI found peace in your violenceâ is a very meaningful line that contributes to Jonathanâs and Dioâs relationship because of the fact that Dio was... an extremely violent person ever since he was a kid and has done crazy evil things to Jonathan, yet Jonathan didnât really hate Dio because of Jojoâs noble personality- Dio was Jonathanâs âbrother,â therefore Jonathan couldnât hate him. Jojo felt like he had to be silent over Dioâs actions because he didnât want to spoil the love that his father gave to Dio, again proving how big of a heart Jonathan had.
đšDollhouse, Melanie Martinez
Dollhouse is a rather dark song, but is perfect to show off the darker side of Jonathanâs character. As we know, Jonathan is a young man who presents himself as well... perfect. Heâs smart, incredibly kind and noble, rich, popular, and athletic. After Dio appeared and started to really turn things around for Jonathan, he had to continue to present the same image of himself even though his home life was becoming a wreck. His own father constantly scolded him and loved Dio to a great extent. âPose with your brother wonât you be a good sister?â Jonathan knew that Dioâs actions were evil and he had ill intent at such a young age but Jojo had to go along with the act that Dio put on, faking the close brotherly relationship between them.
đšLondon Boy, Taylor Swift
Sometimes I forget that Jonathan Joestar is in fact British. London Boy is a song for Jonathan not just because he lives in/by London, but also because the song describes a man who is just so sweet and has a beautiful laugh. The overall song is just so positive and loving towards this English boy. Every time I listen to this song I now think of Jonathan, and a smile always plasters on my face. Taylor Swift also has a lyric talking about watching rugby which reminded me of the iconic Jonathan and Dio rugby scene early in the story. Jonathan is such a respectful gentleman whom everyone just canât help but fall in love with his lovely English charm.
đˇLine Without a Hook, Ricky Montgomery
After upon listening to this song, I felt like it really gave off Jonathan vibes because of the light but a tinge of melancholy sound to it. Thing song is quite reflective of Jonathan and Erina with the lyrics âI broke all my bones that day I found you crying at the lakeâ because it reminded me of when Jonathan first met Erina, who was being bullied by a couple of boys but Jonathan risked getting beaten up to stop the bullies from harming Erina. Later, Jonathan was laying on a hill with his dog Danny, feeling quite down because of none other than Dio, but Erina came and dropped off some grapes and his handkerchief and that was what really started off their relationship. The iconic line âsheâs a, sheâs a lady, and I am just a line without a hookâ explains that Erina was Jonathanâs sole happiness in his life.
đšFighter, Christina Aguilera
Honestly, Dio really sucked (I still love him *sigh*). He wanted to completely destroy Jonathanâs life and make it absolutely miserable... for what? Well, despite the horrific actions that Dio performed to ruin Jonathanâs reputation and will, that ultimately backfired as Jonathan rose stronger than ever. Of course Jonathan was mad at Dio for his unspeakable actions, but because of him, he was able to have a certain drive where he gained immense strength in a short amount of time. William Zeppeli describes Jonathan as a Hamon prodigy because of how quickly Jojo was able to master it. Jojo was a natural, but again, he had that determination to defeat Dio once and for all. Despite the hardships Jonathan went through as a result of Dioâs decisions, Jonathan did not resent him in the end- Jojo became an extremely powerful individual because of his past.
đšClassic, MKTO
In order to create a playlist for our favorite gentleman, itâs only necessary that we add a classic gentlemanly song to it! Thereâs not much of a deep gloomy reason why this song correlates with Jonathan, in fact itâs the complete opposite. Classic is a song that talks about being a classy and polite man, and to put it simply, Jonathan is exactly that.
đšWin, CIX
From the God of High School soundtrack, Win is a song about fighting and training together as a team. This upbeat song greatly reminds me of the mini team of Jonathan Joestar, Speedwagon, and William Zeppeli all fighting against Dio and his minions together. Jonathan Joestar was not able to fight Dio without a hamon teacher, William, and an incredibly loyal friend, Speedwagon. This trio had great camaraderie and were overall an incredibly adorable and high morale team.
đšBlue Hour, TXT
Ok so does this song really have a deep meaning or correlation to Jonathan Joestar? Nahhh not really, I just added it as a bit of a bonus. Blue Hour has an almost fairytale like vibe to it and I just thought it would be something that resonated with Jonathan, especially when he was a child. So, enjoy this little serotonin bonus boost!
â ď¸Part 1 Spoilersâ ď¸
đšWe Belong, Ong Seong Wu
Jonathanâs and Erinaâs relationship was very short... but sweet. We Belong is an emotional love song explaining how this one guy meets someone who is their entire world, like when Jonathan met Erina. Through Jojoâs darkest times when he felt like he lost everything, Erina was by his side no matter what. Even though their marriage was abruptly ended with the death of Jonathan, it doesnât disregard the fact that Erina completely loved Jonathan and supported the Joestar family for the future generations to come. Jonathan and Erina truly belonged together.
đšMy Heart Will Go On, CĂŠline Dion
My apologies, Iâm absolutely in love with Jonathanâs and Erinaâs relationship. My Heart Will Go On automatically reminds me of the last moments of Jonathan. Since the song was a part of the Titanic soundtrack where thereâs a romance story and people die on a sinking ship, it really correlates to Erina and Jonathan going on their honeymoon but Jonathan ending up dead on the ship. Everytime I think of either the song or Jonathanâs and Erinaâs last moments together, my heart feels heavy. Both the song and the scene are extremely high in emotions and both suit each other quite well.
đšNeeded Me, Rihanna
Dio killed Jonathan so that he could merge with Jojoâs body, and ultimately use it for evil and for power. âNever told you, you could have it,â symbolizes that Dio forcibly took everything Jonathan had, again including his own body. Although Jonathan would probably never say the lyrics of this song to Dio because heâs so noble, externally everyone knows that without Jonathan, Dio would have been absolutely nothing in Part 3.
đšGlorious, Macklemore ft. Skylar Grey
The song Glorious questions oneselfâs purpose in life, the answer being âgive back to the people.â Jonathan has proven that he has countlessly sacrificed himself for others, as was seen when he died on the ship and told Erina to take care of the orphaned baby and to âlive a happy life.â Jonathan struggled greatly in his short life, but he always had the passion of helping others since he was born to do so.
đConclusionđ
Thank you for reading through my first ever blog on Tumblr! I hope you enjoyed the playlist and descriptions! Hopefully this playlist blog series will continue with majority of the main Jojo characters- thatâs the plan. Have a good day and/or nightđ!
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Transcript of 1 Man 100 Accents
I took far too long to do this, but.... itâs done now so I may as well post it. This will help me remember my fave video when itâs deleted :)Â
Mark: Argentina. Ethan: Argentina. Capital of the world. When you think of Argentina you think,,,, whO WOULD GO THERE?? *giggling* Mark: I was more lookin for an accent,, more than anything,, Ethan: OH, accent, accent. Mkay, re-run. *twirls finger in air* Mark: Austria. Ethan: Austria.     Ehy mayte-  whlcum tu Aughstria - Mark: Oh god⌠Ethan: wAIGHT for it though,,, Mark: *laughter* Ethan: Waight until I tell yew,, the country of Aughstria,, k?? We were invited by Gehrmay dyuring the world War Twooooo,,, one??? *laughter* Then Poulanghd said âhay,, how bout we help yu out!â They came oughva, we came oughva, we had a cuppa tea as we do In Austria,,, We said âoY, Germany, mAYBE,, dONT!â N thatâs when it oll âappened. They kicked out, and I said, âNaw, naw naw, not in the northern hemisphere, gough down to the buttom, the buttom bitch oâ the barrel.â So we went and said hello to the Australians! Commonly miscommunicated with the Austrians. BUT,, weâre not them, theyâre not us.     BAck in Austria we go! Roight next to,,, GERMANY, roight next tu Pouland, r- rOIGHT next to France. Mark: Wh- what are you talking about?? *laughter* All  Iwas asking for was an accent you,,, goddamn travesty,,, you human train wreck, you cant keep one train of thought- Ethan: *waggles finger* Next one, next one- Mark: Uhhh, paupa new Guinea Ethan: *looks down* Pff-  couldnât even tell you where that is- Mark: H- Itâs funny cuz I donât need you to- Â
*laughter*
Ethan: Paupa New guinea, I think, sounds-- when I think of it-- I go âPapWAH new guineaâ-  which makes me think that they might be Frennnnch⌠   mghh,,,   HEGLLUOGHHH- Â
*both burst out laughing*
Ethan: Weglcome to Paupa New guinea. *laughter* Same as Austria--- Â We hagve a very similar accents to Austria!! Â Â Â Wglhcoooome- Â t0-- Â
*laughter*
Ethan: Give me one,, that really hits home- Mark: uhhh, Cuba? Ethan: Cyooba. Mark: *w h e e z e* Ethan: Capital of the cigahr- Mark: *w h e  e z e*
*laughter*
Ethan: When yu think of Cyooba,,
*L A U GH T E R* Â
Ethan: When yu think of Cyooba, yu think,,, pghyooo, phyooogh, pghgoo, egl caystro, and his ssssensitive,,,, ssss,, sssIGNATURE mustache- Mark: *losing his shit* Ethan: Â Yu tink of the way that he burned the money, to keep his daughter warm at night-
*demonic noises*
He was makin 3, 4, 5, 6, MILLION DOLLARS A dAY,,, selling cohcaine,, in the united states of america!!  Now, when you think, âhey, thatâs not vehry cßßl,â thatâs when we had to embargainze them. Mark: *wheeze* Ethan: We said, âEy Cyooba!! Back it off a little bit!! We canât come near you, you canât come near me, datâs why we canât have a shweet shweet smohky pohky,,,, anymore-â  but now- the embargus has been lifted- anâ we can go back to motherland Cyooba- and get our sweet, h o t cigars.  Widen our mouths- and weâll go- *sucks invisibe cigar*   *coughs*  and thatâs âow you know-  itâs a true hghuu---  human cigar.
*laughter*
Mark: I--  I donât understand what happens in your brain-- *laughter* it doesnât make any sense at all-- Ethan: Well it makes perfect sense to me :) Mark: Of course it does, course it does.. Ethan: * h a c k*  Next. Mark: ..Russia. Ethan:  âŚ. Wghlcum to Russia. *laughter* Capital of s n o w,,, and bad weather. In here we have,, big radiation poison. It makes your big rats bigger, and your sack hang lower,,, and you-- *laughter* you canât go anywhere near tha snow.  If tha snow touches you,, you go âohh FACK-â and then yu ded. You canât even hh- help yourself-  *laughter* noone can touch yu, noone can hug you- what kind of life is that? Not a life worth wiving. Ghgwhhhh-  *L A U G H T E R* Which is why in nineteen eighty siiiiiiixx?? When chernobl went âImma,,,, gonna âsplode now,,,â  people said âFACK.â  Did you know,,, that when you think,, I think⌠when I think aboutâŚ. CHERNOBL!!Â
*uncontrollable laughter*Â
Ethan: My mind says, âworld war two, world war one, north korea! WHO KNOWS Wh-WHEN IT HAPPENED!!! But it was so SOOON- --  when it happened,, if you do the math ⌠ which i cAnT.. *laughing* Youâll realise it was 30âŚ.. yeearrsagooooo⌠ 1986 is when it happened⌠ Quick, quick do the math for me *snaps fingers* how many years ago?? Mark: 33 Ethan: When it happened, when the whole world said, âWeâre going to die. Weâre going to die. The llll,, the radiation was swpt up by the wind, much like the fires ofâŚ. North california- Â
*laughter*
Mark: Oh god⌠oh god-  Ethan: And they were swept- swept- swept- swept- swept- and they went up into the smoky air,, and they⌠okay,, picture this alright??? One time, youâre going to bed,, and you wake up and you go pee in the night⌠and you see BOOM BOOM BOOM all over the place⌠from one⌠place actually. Mark: *actually suffocating from laughter* Ethan: uh,,, only one explosion. *C O U GH* ighgh- it gets me choked up sometimes- aghibfuh- it went SUPER BIG, and the whole government said,, âdonâ worry about it,,, you cantâŚ. The radiator cant âsplode! Itâs impossible!â Well listen here,, PHUCKER. IT IS!! It happened 2⌠years.. before 35 years ago!!!  33 years ago it happened ! Swept up by the wind,, it,, Sweden said, âOh, we can feel it,,â and so they said âokay, we have to get it under controlâ they put so much sand *laughing* o- on top of it- *dissolves into laughter* Mark: your Russian accent has slipped a little bit- Ethan: yu don know anything-- Mark: *bursts out laughing* Ethan: They put some sand on top some dogs died some kids died and they tried to evacuate the WHOLE area but it was too late for them they said âohhh yu can survive-â but now people go back,,, to BULLETS,,  *pause* Sooo,, itâs still bad there. *Mark bursts out laughing* Mark: good god, man, Iâm just lookin for an accent.   You good? You good man? You good? Ethan: Wrap it up. Also Ethan: Next one. Mark: what?? Ethan: Ye, sure. Mark: Ughh, alright,, give me some Italy. Ethan: *scrunches his face up, preparing his accent,*  Alexa? Play when the moon hits your eye its a big piece of pie,, song,, Alexa: Hereâs Spotify (starts playing Thatâs Amore) Ethan: *mumbling* fucking.. asshole⌠Alexa stop. Alexa: *continues playing* Ethan: *mumbling along with song* shit⌠*puts on baby hands, hits camera* ringalingaling, bitches fkn shit⌠  PAUSE!! PAUSE!! ALEXA!! PAUSEIT!! YOU STAY! You stay here ! shh! *blows kiss, gets up from table* you stay here! You donât move a muscle! Stay! Stay. *walks away from camera, up the stairs* Mark: *to Spencer* Spenceyyy,,, you wouldnât happen to know what happening here, would you?? Spencer: Mark: Spencer⌠your master has gone crazy! You need to run. Run away spencecr.. Itâs not safe for you here⌠what the hell?? Alexa: *starts playing Lose Yourself as Ethan runs down the stairs with baby hands on* Ethan: *basically fucking turns into Eminem*  through this hole that is gapingâŚâŚ *bursts out laughing* as we move farther, new world order.. *flailing arms around, knocks gum off counter* *further struggling*  Can,, can this be done??Â
Mark: *laughing in complete confusion* Â Goodbye,, remember that we only have a year. Ethan: H-- *contorts face* how much time do we have left??? Â Ghhghg Mark: ah,, fuckin,,, Â
 *timer*
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Oooh, what a fun idea!
Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
I had two asks with Ss in them, but no prompts! So, okay, thereâs the obvious ones, (Aldarion spending so much time in Middle-Earth because heâs giving the D to Gil-galad, Sting as originally being a dagger for Idril), now Iâm really scratching my head....OH! Hereâs a controversial take and something I was thinking about today: Fingon and Maedhros not being married, because of the cousin taboo.Â
Alright, alright, alright, so: Fingonâs rescued Maedhros, the rift is healed, yay everything. Fingolfin pulls Fingon aside and is like, âSon, you know I need you to marry. Preferably a woman.â Argon is dead; Turgon will have no other children beyond Idril; Fingolfin has the preternatural knowing that he will not survive against Morgoth - their people are going to look to Fingon. And what will he then do, marry his own cousin?? How can he do this, the Noldor need him.Â
Yeahhhh, itâs angsty. All about how Fingon does what dad wants, marries a Sindar of Cirdanâs people, has Gil; but still goes to Maedhros at the drop of a hat (oh, they fuckinâ). But yeah, the metas on why Russingon doesnât violate the cousin taboo are valid, but imo, itâs impossible for Fingon and Maedhros to have any kind of happy ending, and I am firmly in the Gil-galad-as-Fingonâs-son camp. (This got longer than anyone expected.)
H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)
Iâm not sure I entirely understand this question, what kind of fandoms do I gravitate to? Cause âsource textâ to me is, like......what sources do you site in your fan participation. If the former, idk, anything that strikes my fancy. The latter, specifically for Tolkien (because thatâs all I care about anymore), Iâm one of those tiresome people who prefers the books to the films, so first and foremost the actual text. For easy retrieval, I tend to use Tolkien Gateway, but about the only thing I strongly disagree on with that is their take on Gil-galad, so there you have it. The One Wiki to Rule Them All is good, not quite AS good for book stuff, but great for film and game stuff. (But then again they have the âcorrectâ take on Gil-galad, so.)
A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)
-rubs hands in glee-
Okay, okay, okay. So.......this is just Tolkien. Cause thatâs all I care about now. But, in no particular order (caps are âI will lose my mind over this ship,â non-caps are just âI like/write for it.â):
Aredhel/Eol
Beren/Luthien
TUOR/IDRIL
I....oof, look, itâs not that I LIKE Turin/Nienor itâs that.....Iâm so compelled....like a fuckinâ train wreck, yo.....too fascinating....
ELROND/CELEBRIAN
ARAGORN/ARWEN
Gimli/Legolas
BILBO/THORIN
Frodo/Sam/Rose (also acceptable: Frodo/Sam, Sam/Rose. My only OT3 ever, really.)
Faramir/Eowyn
Eomer/Lothiriel
Boromir/Theodred (also acceptable: aro/ace Boromir)
Dwalin/Ori
Celebrimbor/Fem!Narvi (this could quickly veer into I will lose my mind territory)
Is it weird Iâm kinda into Elrond and Gilraen comforting each other and being a lowkey couple?
I canât believe I almost forgot Sauron/Melkor, the OG power couple
I think thatâs.....more than plenty.
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just canât (again: be nice)
God I want to like Caranthir/Haleth. Well, I DO like Caranthir/Haleth. I just......I just really believe Haleth likes the ladies.....Fully here for Caranthir realizing heâs pining from afar, though. Like God, this should really be my type, but I just.....
Iâm not as into Russingon as so much of the fandom is, but I donât dislike it. But Iâm really not part of the Feanorian hype train, donât fully get it.Â
O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of
God, I donât have all my music on my laptop and I donât really use Spotify, Iâm not sure I CAN do something random.....Let me see.....RANDOM PANDORA???Â
Niiiiice, âRebel, Rebel.â Damn, you know, I feel like I just had a thought about this the other day.....Let me think here.....Yeah, sorry, I got nothing. If you want me to redo this one, by all means.
W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships
Oh man, oh man, oh man. Uhhhhhhhh. God, it would really help if I were kinkier.
Bilbo/Thorin and I donât know how to explain this one, but like.......power bottom Bilbo??? Like, sure, it looks like Thorinâs in charge, but whose hand is he eating out of, does that make sense?
NO, SAME ONE AGAIN, SEX ON THE THRONE DURING THORINâS GOLD SICKNESS, THAT HAS TO COUNT AS A PUBLIC SEX KINK. Not, like, IN public, like at night, but they could get caught.
.........................same one again, banging on the gold, Bilbo only wearing the mithril. Iâm not sorry.
If I say Gimli/Legolas can I just say âallâ for kinks? I mean.....................leather, for a start.Â
You know what, Iâm going to throw a curve and say âAr-Pharazon and Sauron, bondage. But the whole time, Sauron is plotting in the downfall of Numenor and dreaming of sex with Melkor.â
âWhat about Aragorn/Arwen?â Heâs a virgin until the wedding night, give him a SECOND.
Omg, that was so fun, I hope it wasnât boring. Keep âem coming, guys!
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NOTE: hi pLeasE donât read this. this is just a way of coping with my mental illnesses. this is completely unedited, highly personal and i stRonGLy advise you look away. i hope youâre having a good day! happy holidays :)
also donât mind the spotify links along the way; just some songs i almost or did cry to while writing thisÂ
tw: suicidal thoughts, anxiety attacks, (breast) cancer
hey tumblr,Â
itâs been a while since iâve really vented. a lot of us use tumblr as a copying mechanism (me included) and i think itâs important i evaluate my current situation and break things down.Â
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exam season is over; iâm on summer break. and thatâs great. no more school. no more exams and assignments and testing and all that FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT THE SYSTEM PUTS US THROUGH. iâm sorry, iâm trying to stay calm but itâs so fuckiNg hard. iâm literally going to cry i- so yeah, as we know, towards the end of the year school fucked me over and i really, reaLLY, REALLY wanted to die. so when school finished i was like âoh i must be all good now, right?â but i wasnât. i was left feeling so numb, to be completely honest (and cliche). Â
then i got sick which was soooo fucked. apparently a lot of people who went to our small friend kris kringle gathering got sick which sucks but because i spent so much of this year in isolation, i forgot what it felt like to be sick and oh bOY it fucking sucked. i over exaggerated because iâm sensitive and wanted to die. i was sick for like a week and my parents quarantined me because my mum is recovering from a breast cancer surgery and couldnât afford to get sick so i was like locked in my room- on my own- which yeah, i do anyway but this felt sooo different. this felt like, completely fuckEd because my parents were wearing masks around the house and would leave food in my doorway, etc. i felt like a complete MONSTER to the people i love. i also obviously couldnât hug them or anything, leaving me touch starved and ugh- it just wasnât a great experience.Â
also my mum is recovering fine and stuff but itâs an emotional fucking time for everyone and iâm so stupid i havenât told anyone about my mum being sick and all. like people donât ask why iâm acting up because iâm ALWAYS acting up. iâm always sensitive and angry and having mood swings. thatâs just me, being mentally ill. so no one asks why iâm worried. my mum has/had BREAST CANCER- brooo. sheâs had one surgery which went well and will most likely have to have chemo and/or radiation in the coming year. we get the results back after christmas. so thatâs a thing.Â
i have a secure group of friends which iâve always wanted, but it doesnât feel right. it never feels right. like today the three of us went shopping and THEY WENT CRAZY- i was so stressed and had literally like 6 different mental breakdowns in the 2 hours we were out. they were bumping into people, running around, trying on every item of clothing ironically in every store. that shit stresses me out. and thereâs nothing wrong with that- theyâre good people and theyâre not doing anything wrong really - itâs just normal teenage stuff. but iâm note normal, iâm super anxious and everyone was looking at us and it made me sooo uncomfortable. like- i could elaborate more but thinking about it hurts. i felt like i was their mum or something, shepherding them around and making sure they didnât break anything else. they- UGH// they broke a perfume bottle and rudely ran away from a teacher i have a good reputation with. like i said, theyâre just normal teenagers but it fucks me up. itâs not them, itâs me. on the bright side i saw this same lesbian couple i saw the other day again :) i never see wlw or mlm couples in public really so it makes me soo happy when i see them :) i also saw this girl in an unnus annus hoodie and i was gonna say something but iâm too *anxious* so i just stared at her until she looked at me weirdly and i ran out of the store. oH and there was a girl in an mcr shirt ahh-- she was really pretty but i was too busy running it was a whole thing like my mum was coming to pick me up and i had 10 minutes so i ran up from one end of the mall to the other and then upstairs to this store to but this fucking wonderwomen shirt and then i had to run all the way back and iâm not the most athletic to say the least and i wanted to CRY but yeah. what did i learn today? people arenât for me. friends arenât for me. and again i know iâm built to be alone.Â
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iâm really thirsty. ew not like tha- i fucking hate society
cinnamon rolls not gender rolls. wait my friend got that on a poster let me see if i can find it,,,
yeah here it is ^^^^
also: my hair. iâm so happy having it the length it is but mAn i just- i just- i hate myself lol. like i donât know what else to say. i think iâm ugly and every time i look in the mirror i want to cry, and itâs going to be like that forever so i need to just except that. i am ugly, i hate myself. like- bro come on. itâs been like this forever and itâs going to continue to be like this forever so i need to stop fucking crying over it.
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oh my god this song iâm about to cry. this is what i want. why canât i just be- not me!!!Â
these past few days iâve literally been playing minecraft bed wars all day. like all day. and it was okay but now my eyes hurt and my head hurts and my hands hurt and i hate myself and everything hurts.Â
also- music doesnât feel right. itâs been like this for a while now, itâs getting better though. before i couldnât listen to any music at all - now iâve been listening to kid krow on repeat : )Â
god bless you, conan. my number one song currently is *cough* E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE (which they are btw) which is- fucking terrifying and funny at the same time. i genuinely like CORPSE though- iâve watched every among us stream and i love his songs- in the past i would have considered myself a simp (?) maybe (?) but i had a nightmare about it and i canât awifjisenf simp no more. i still appreciate him, i just- had an awakening.Â
sexuality crises also suck a whole bunch. there was a 1-2 day phase a few weeks ago where i was low key PRAYING to be a lesbian lmfao. like it sounds stupid but i was crying over that shit. background info: no iâm not one of those straight girls, iâm a bisexual female whoâs almost a full on raging homosexual except i am attracted to men. and i wish i wasnât, believe me when i say that. but i have realised i am bi so itâs okay. i thought i was a lesbian and awilfjnawr labels but no, i am slightly attracted to men sometimes. but to answer your question if i am lucky enough my future wife and i will be married and living in a cottage.Â
ugh. life. bru h iâm actually a train wreck- i had an anxiety attack crying trying to find my childhood tinkerbelle and friends dolls the other night. and then to make matters worse, i found them in a box with a whole bunch of other dolls in the same box including StRawBerrY ShoRtCaKe doLLs and i smelt my stawberry shortcake doll hesitantly while crying and she still smelled like her strawberry scent and i was DEAD.Â
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ugh. so this has been my update so far. oh wait-
christmas. holy shit how is it christmas. i want dEatH like. reasons why iâm sad for christmas: it doesnât feel like christmas so i feel like iâm not going to enjoy it, iâve had no motivation to clean my room so the contents of my wardrobe is all over my floor because i was mid resorting the drawers when i got sick, iâve wanted to ask for doc martens and my chemicals romance + other artistsâ merch all year but i have SEVERE ANXIETY so of course i didnât and now my parents have gone and bought me a new phone or something which of course iâm grateful for but my iphone 6s works just fine. itâs a waste of money which we need at the moment but because iâm too anxious i didnât ask for anything this year so my parents have just chosen to spoil me and- aW SHIT! i canât=
anyway so thatâs my bullcrap life. i mean my bullshit rant. am i glad i did this? yes. do i feel any better? kinDa? i donât know okay. what am i going to do now? i donât know. probably lie on the floor and drown in self pity in hopes of melting into the abyss. i might read my book which iâve yet to finish. maybe reading can be my knew things, seeing as i have zero hobbies. i read like once in a blue moon.
this is it for now, good luck, future me.Â
sincerely,Â
jordan âĄ
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If you think Iâm going to have common sense and not answer all of these in a single post, I have Bad News lmao
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? Smart, mostly. âGiftedâ. This very much Did Not Last lmaoooo
12. name of your favorite playlist? I literally never make playlists Iâm a stupid fuck who uses their spotify premium to skip freely through all my thousands of liked songs on shuffle until I find something I want to listen to lmaooooo (Having said that: Rey and I put together a playlist for some characters we were entering a contest to win last fall which I titled Story and Song after the TAZ arc and also because we wrote Way Too Much for it and Iâm Very Proud Of That)
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? Okay upon reading this I initially genuinely couldnât remember any of the books I read in school because for the last several years of my schooling I just fuckin Sparknotes and TV Tropes-ed everything lmao... having said that, I do remember enjoying Maus! It was neat having a graphic novel assigned amongst all the âliterary classicsâ that I couldnât sit through a sitting of without falling asleep, and it may be the furry in me but the depiction of the characters/people as animals was Good :0c See, if all history was depicted with methods like this, Iâd maybe actually be able to remember it ghfdjhgjfkdl
18. ideal weather? Depends on the day, but generally: Between like 65-80°F, not humid, not a lot of wind, and either sunny, partly cloudy, or drizzly but not outright storming. Basically decent temperatures without feeling like Iâm walking through soup because of the humidity and weather thatâs not completely gray and boring. Aka what Maine basically never is lmaoooo
19. sleeping position? I change positions every five minutes I swear to god (donât take that out of context gfhdjbhvjd). Usually with at least one arm draped over a pillow that is Definitely Not Being Mentally Portrayed As A Character I Like To Supplement The Fact That I Did Not Get Enough Affection To Be A Functional Adult As A Child ghfdjknbhgfjdk
21. obsession from childhood? bold of you to assume i donât still obsess over nintendo games (and just video games in general tbh)
23. strange habits? OKAY I COULDNâT THINK OF ANYTHING FOR THIS AT FIRST BUT I HAVE ONE NOW: MIDNIGHT FRIES
28. five songs to describe you? Speeding - LightsDaydreaming - ParamoreMusic - Mystery SkullsNo Lullaby - SIAMĂSLonely Dance - Set If Off+Bonus because it came up on Spotify while I was shuffling for songs for this and itâs a Mood: Pineapples Do Not Belong on a Pizza - Vargskelethor
29. best way to bond with you? I donât know I usually just scream about ocs or video games with people and suddenly itâs been a year??? @riskreyes how has it been a year since we started talking but also how has it only been a year??? Wild bvhfdjkbhvgfjdk
30. places that you find sacred? Lmao Iâve never had anywhere like that really. Need a goddamn lock on my door :p I guess... the woods by my house? As a little kid before things got shitty my neighborâs cousin or niece or something would go out there wandering around catching frogs and stuff in the spring or almost falling into the frozen streams during winter. When things started to go to shit in my life as a teenager I would hide out there to get away and nobody would find me. I havenât been recently but the last time I did my friend and I walked along the train tracks and dove off into the woods by the side to avoid the amtrak coming by, it was great lmao. Uhh, other than that... I dunno, Boston and New York and New London all make me feel good to visit. Probably mostly because during those trips I donât feel trapped in a dying land like Maine feels like bgvhfdjkhvgfjd
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? ......my entire wardrobe is my work outfit, excessive graphic tees, and jeans. So uhh... I dunno. I guess my NWTB shirts are pretty rad, Iâd kick a dudeâs ass wearing Nateâs merch
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? if i have to see another ad for some fuckin branch of the us military while iâm just out here trying to watch people play video games i swear to god-
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Oh boy I donât know how weird these are but do you want a list??? I can give you a list hang on- In 4th grade we had a day of class where we all just had a party and ate chips and salsa and stuff because the pats won the super bowl and our teacher was Obsessed- In middle school my math class started working out of college textbooks, which is a bit much when youâre 11, advanced classes or no. Yet somehow none of the other students had any problems with this- Also in middle school, the school counselor really wasnât very Good at his job so I usually just ended up playing Rock Band in his office instead of talking out any of my Many, Many Problems. I played the drums, for the record- Also in middle school, one time I straight up fell down a flight of stairs? Like, a full flight of stairs. Fuckin somersaulting down the stairs. The binder I was carrying broke open, papers went everywhere, my arm got cut open somewhere along the way and started bleeding. I get to the bottom, the other students are staring at me in horror, aforementioned counselor fuckin steps out of his office which is, of course, right at the bottom of the stairs, all concerned because what the fuck a kid just fell down the stairs, right? And so I, laying on the floor disoriented and laughing, declare, and I quote: âThat was fun, letâs do it again!â- THE MOTHERFUCKING MAC AND CHEESE MUFFINS IN HIGH SCHOOL. Macaroni and cheese baked into the sweet batter of a muffin. I refused to touch the stuff but a friend of my did and it was bad enough he had to go to the trash can and fucking empty his stomach in it.- SAID FRIEND ALSO MANAGED TO GET A CARTON OF MILK THAT EXPIRED A MONTH BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED AT THE START OF ONE OF OUR YEARS IN HIGH SCHOOL and if I didnât trust cafeteria food before that sealed the deal on me Never Trusting It Again- OH BUT SPEAKING OF CAFETERIA FOOD one time in the old school before the renovation, in like freshman year I think? I laughed so hard a piece of spicy chicken strip flew up my windpipe and got stuck in my nose and it was too big for me to snort out so I had to suck it back down and for the rest of the day all I could smell was burning- ON ANOTHER FOOD RELATED TOPIC down in the library I was on my iPad and 3DS because I had Long Since Given Up On School and some asshole dudes threw a rotting orange at me and it splattered all over the screens of both? So I picked up the remains and chucked it back at them and yelled âDo you wanna fucking NOT?â and they all ran off. The librarian heard me yell and saw me throw the orange back at them and she just didnât give a fuck lmao- The librarians at my school were cool as shit really during one of our years we had to do x hours of volunteer work so I did some adjustments to the library catalogue for mine but the thing is I was fast enough at it that there really wasnât enough to fill up my required hours so instead of giving me more to do they just sort of let me and my friends hang out playing Yu-Gi-Oh and called that good lmao. (For the record I only had one starter deck so I let my friend pick half of the cards and I would use the half she didnât want. I managed to fuckin WRECK her with throwaways it was Iconicque)- OKAY ONE LAST LIBRARY STORY on the last day of finals I was hanging out in one of the smart tv rooms in the library right? My last finals werenât for a few hours and lord knows I wasnât gonna study, ADHD ass couldnât do that and Iâd already given up on school lmao. So I fucking... I brought my Wii U to school, hooked it up to the smart tv, and just started playing Splatoon there in the library. One of the librarians walked past to check on everyone, stopped at my room, watched me play for a minute (I noticed her and just sort of nodded and waved like âSupâ so she Knew what was going on), and then just LEFT. Like, she didnât give a fuck. Shoutout to the librarians, the Chillest- ALRIGHT LAST STORY LAST STORY I straight up never got all the credits I needed to graduate lmao. I was missing half a credit but they let me go anyway and to this day I cite the reason as being my high scores on the SAT/PSAT? I was the first student at the school in like, a decade, to have gotten an award from the National Merit Scholarship Corporation for my performance on them, and I guess they must have thought that me failing to graduate on time would look bad on them because, uh, yeah, it would, if people found out their teachers couldnât handle a ~smart kid~ to the point that they did poorly enough to not even graduate with the rest of their class nobody would be willing to send their kids there lmao. And thatâs the story of how I graduated when I wasnât technically supposed to!!!
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? Thatâs a good fuckin question hey shit memory what was that thing that made us laugh so hard we couldnât breathe again?...Donât remember? Yeah I thought so lmaoI dunno, probably a joke in some letâs play? Or... god. Now that I think about it was probably the Slicer of Tâpire Weir Isles moment actually. Holy shit, that was good.
68. worst flavor of any food or drink youâve ever tried? That Iâve ever tried? Jesus, I dunno, I have issues with texture more than flavor. I Refuse to eat my motherâs stuffing because itâs literally just soggy ass bread. In terms of pure flavor alone? Her shepherds pie. Itâs just... there is no flavor. Itâs like eating cardboard. Iâm begging you, De, use seasoning. If I ever have to eat shepherds pie that just tastes like tin from canned peas and vague hints of unseasoned beef again Iâm going to go on a murderous rampage.That said? F in the chat to Cameron for that mac and cheese muffin. Rest in pieces
73. favorite weird flavor combo? GVFHDJBVDN JUST GONNA MAKE ME SHARE THE DILL PICKLE/CHOCOLATE PUDDING PACK COMBO FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE HUH
93. nicknames? Gar, Garn, Lane, Bill, Master, Pants, Shortpants. The first three are self-explanatory, first two are shortenings of my name and then my masc/surname. The latter four come from usernames of mine - Bill from Bill Ciforce (If you stack a Bill Cipher on top of two other Bill Ciphers, you get the Ciforce), Master, Pants, and Shortpants from MasterShortpants in reference to one of Linkâs nicknames in Skyward Sword
95. favorite app on your phone? Does the internet app count? No? Lmao. Spotify I guess :p Need me some Tunes
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In Consult - Chapter 2
Characters: Jungkook, IU, OC, Lisa
Genre: Slowburn, Office!AU, Angst, Fluff, Mentions of Smut
Pairings: Jungkook x Y/N, Jungkook x IU
Chapter 1
Plot: Eri Kim. A 20-year old fresh graduate who got accepted into her first job as a process executive. Once she was introduced to the production floor, there she met Yukio Mita. A tenured agent who was assigned to help the new hires out, including herself. Slowly as time goes by, Eri found herself being attracted to Yukio. Seems harmless right? Thatâs when she realizes Yukio has a girlfriend. Would she continue on with her feelings or should she back off?
New faces. New clothes. New surroundings. Seeing handbags and sophisticated things in their hands instead of piles of readings and a backpack is so weird to me. They all look so⌠serious and mature. Am I really in the right place? Thank God Iâm with Hisa. Grinning at her widely as I tug on her sleeve. âYou ready?â I ask as Hisa grins, shaking her head softly as he sighs. âLets get it on bitch.âÂ
Walking straight inside the building, being greeted warmly by the staff as we both grin widely, saying our hellos loudly as we giggle, running inside to the hall where weâre going to have our first few orientations from the company.Â
The start was already going so good. Just when we thought it couldnât get better, we thought wrong. Walking into another building, seeing the biggest search engine in the worldâs logo in the lobby of the office made my jaw drop. Holy shit, it was real. It wasnât a scam.Â
âYa.. this is the real shit. Can you imagine weâre going to work at this kind of place?â I mumble a whisper to Hisa, who was equally checking out the place, nodding slowly. âJackpot.â
Imagine getting any better than that? Huh. The following week, we went to another building. They said this is where weâll work. And might I just say, Holy Lord God did I save a whole country in my afterlife to deserve this kind of work and workplace? Jesus Christ.
The smell of fresh lavender engulfing my nose as we walk around the lobby of our building, seeing the fun and quirky seats on the sides and the big sign of âDiagonallyâ on the receptionistâs desk. The staff smiling widely as we were escorted to the conference room, it didnât even look like a conference room at all. It felt like a theater if I were to be honest.Â
âWorking here would be a fucking dream.â I mumble loud enough for Hisa to hear. âI know.â She replies. And then our trainer came in, introduced herself and Iâve never had a more friendly trainer in my life.
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Being able to work in one of the biggest and most prestigious companies in the world, itâs expected that the training period would take forever. Thank God our trainer was kind enough to teach us everything there is in the easiest way possible. She made us understand clearly every lesson and tool we were to use at the production floor, where weâre going to work.Â
We were already enjoying the time we spent with each and everyone in our wave. Our trainer, even the room where weâre always at. We were starting to get comfortable - well at least I was. I had people I can call as mom and dad, a few pairs at least. But before we knew it, we were being sent down to the production floor for nesting. You can call it as a trial period to see if youâre fit for the work given or if youâll have to say goodbye.Â
Nerve-wrecking. Anxious. Everything negative I was already feeling it. Do you know that feeling when your gums suddenly gets so itchy you canât do anything about it? Yeah. That kind of feeling. God, we were going to be put to the test, whether weâre worthy enough to handle cases or are we just not for this job.
First day at the job, even though I was part of the less fortunate people in our wave who only had one day of rest for that week, I was excited and scared at the same time. A part of it was because Hisaâs schedule is different from mine. Separation Anxiety? Maybe. Walking into the office, all dressed up and had a smile on my face as I greeted the security guard before finally entering the production floor. Hm, Odd enough there wasnât many people present that day - well it was a sunday so I guess itâs understandable.Â
You know those typical scenes in the movies where everyoneâs rushing to get the papers off their hands, or when theyâre running around the floor trying to read the papers they had as quick as possible while drinking their steaming hot coffee? Yeah i didnât see that in our office. Itâs a lot more⌠chill here.Â
âWave 48?â I was taken back to reality when a girl with pretty highlights on her hair and comfy clothes called out our wave, smiling widely as we all walk towards her and two other guys beside her, greeting them a good afternoon since it was almost going to be 2pm, start of our first shift. Our first day.Â
âOkay, so just look for an open station where no oneâs assigned to and go log in. Once everyoneâs settled weâll be starting the shift.â She explains with a smile as we all disperse to look for a place weâd be comfortable in working at. Settling for a seat close to the window just because the view looks so gorgeous. Something I can look out at when I already feel stressed from the cases Iâll be receiving.Â
Itâs been about fifteen minutes since Iâve logged in onto my laptop, just scrolling through the tools that weâll be using as well as looking at my social media accounts here and there when the Production floor GC started to make noise. âHello, Iâll be assigning 5 cases per person in awhile.â Someone said in the gc while we all acknowledged, waiting for the cases to load onto our laptops as I plug in my earphones, already opening up spotify to play some music to distract my nervousness.
âDonât worry, you can ask us for clarifications before you send out the emails youâll be composing. Just track them onto the tracker when youâre done and wait for our go signal.â They explained as we were all nodding and getting ready to show them what weâve got.Â
Actually handling a live case was more nerve-wracking than I thought it would. âHey.. Queen. Are you ready?â I mumble as I grin widely, nudging her shoulder as she looks at me with a confused face. âDo you think we have a choice?â She spits back as I hum in agreement, leaning back to my seat as I see the queue on my laptop change. Fuck. I have cases now.Â
Totally forgetting everything Iâve learned from training, I start to panic just from reading the first few lines of their issue. âJesus Christ⌠why did I not listenâŚâ I mumble against myself as I bite my lower lip nervously, sighing deeply as I shake my head gently. Re-reading the case as I get the things I need to take down to assist the person contacting us. Taking down notes on what to take a screenshot on, to see if theyâre eligible for it, checking every little thing before I go and look for someone available to ask if what I did was correct.Â
Biting my lower lip as I look over my friend, Queen, who was already stressing over her own cases I decided not to disturb her. Getting up as I look around for an available tenured agent to ask from. Almost giving up as I see the girl from before have everyone else surrounding her, I see a guy wearing a red jacket, a little on the thin side, maybe the same height as I am also very quiet. I also remembered he was with the girl from before, Cathy, yes.Â
âHi? Can I ask you or?â I mumble out as I walk forward, unsure if I should go on and ask him or not since he wasn't even looking at me. Slowly, he turned his head towards me with a neutral look on his face before nodding slowly. âOkay.. so heâs asking about having this official badge.. Iâm not quite sure if what Iâm doing is right so⌠can you help me out?â I ask as I try to walk back to my station, hoping he was right behind me as I sit on my chair, showing him the inquiry as he leans down, reading the query quietly, nodding. âHm.. yeah. You can just take a screenshot of his homepage, as well as his writings to see if heâs authorized to these and then you can send the email to him.â He says quietly as he nods before walking back to his station. Already saying âYesâ to my case on the trix, making it good to go for sending the email.Â
âThat was easy.. I guess?â I say to myself as I send my very first email of the day. My very first email as an employee. I hum at myself as I take a look back at the matrix. Reviewerâs name: Yukio. So his nameâs Yukio, nice to meet you Yukio.Â
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Lifeline (Part Three)
Pairings: Rebekah x Reader // eventual Elijah x Reader // eventual Kol x Reader // eventual Klaus x Reader (itâs gonna be a literal train wreck, folks)
Chapter Warnings: Blood & Gore, 18+
Lifeline Master List  //  Spotify Playlist
The shrill sound of an obnoxious ringtone ripped you out of what was once a peaceful slumber.
You blearily fumbled with your cell phone in an attempt to send the call to voicemail, but instead you accidentally hit the 'answer call' button. Even without holding the handset up to your ear, you could hear the loud, irate voice of your girlfriend start on you for not calling her the night before.
"Bloody hell, say something, would you? And do spare me your awful excuses."
You dropped your phone on the pillow next to your head and shut your eyes again, already feeling a headache coming on. "What time is it?"
"It's morning," she hissed at you on the other end. You squinted at the phone again to confirm that it was, indeed, morning. Half past seven, in fact. "And where, pray tell, have you been?"
"Out," you responded dryly, draping an arm over your eyes to keep out the bright morning light streaming in through the curtains. You were in no mood to fight with her. "With Josh. I'm home now."
"Oh, good, you're home now. Would you like to know where I am?"
You sighed. "Okay, sure. Where are you?"
"Your apartment," she told you, "and you are absolutely not home, darling, so let's try that again, shall we?"
Immediately, your eyes shot open. No, upon second glance you didn't recognize the maroon pillowcase upon which sat your phone, and when you yanked back the covers, you paled at the sight in front of you: bodies, too many to count, littered the floor next to the bed. It was their blood that stained the originally white sheets such a deep red.
You swallowed thickly and rasped into the phone, "I'll be home soon."
Then you ended the call, and when she tried to ring you back, you switched your phone to silent.
You had no idea where the hell you were, and worse still, how any of this happened. The last thing you could remember was Josh walking you to the stoop of your apartment building.
There was no moment better than the present for you to appreciate the fact that you now knew that Josh was a vampire. He was just a quick phone call away, and like always, he didnât mind helping you out of a bind. Unfortunately, he didnât quite seem to comprehend exactly how many dead people were in the creepy old house until he actually arrived and found you pacing back and forth in the kitchen, leaving behind a bloody trail of footprints in your wake.
It wasnât like you hadnât seen such a gruesome scene before â except, well, you hadnât. Not in reality, anyway. Your dreams were pretty terrible on most nights, so of course the one night in recent times that youâd actually slept well, your nightmares had played out in real life instead.
âI thought you said there were a couple of bodies,â Josh began, staring in morbid amazement at the pile of corpses. âNot a baseball team.â
You shrugged nonchalantly. âI lied.â
At your unnervingly calm response, he eyed you warily. âHow are you not freaking out?â
âI donât know,â you told him honestly, chewing your lip in frustration. âI remember walking home with you last night, and thenâŚâ You frowned. âI woke up here.â
After youâd gotten over the shock of your current predicament, youâd somehow managed to figure out where you were by peering out the large, decorative windows. It was a rich neighbourhood, judging by all of the old colonial-style houses down the block, and a quick look out the front door gave you an address.
Youâd somehow ended up in the Garden district, leagues away from your apartment in the Quarter.
âDo you think you were compelled?â
At Joshâs question, your brows furrowed. âWhat?â
âIf you donât remember, you might have been compelled, yeah? Thatâs the only other explanation.â That was when Josh crouched down to study a tattoo on one of the corpsesâ wrists. It wasnât a very distinctive one, you noted; just an infinity symbol. Those were all the rage these days. âI remember walking you home, too. You werenât that drunk.â
âWell, thatâs comforting, Josh, except I donât know what you mean by âcompelledâ.â
Josh dropped the dead girlâs wrist and stood, again, before looking at you strangely. âYou know about vampires, but not about compulsion? Man, you need some better friends.â
You crossed your arms over your chest, not particularly pleased that he was talking shit about your witch friends. He rolled his eyes. Â
âItâs basically, uh⌠mind control. Kind of. Here,â Josh explained, stepping closer to you. When his eyes met yours, you suddenly felt entranced by him, unable to do anything at all, let alone look away like you so desperately wanted to all of a sudden. Your body almost felt frozen in place, until he spoke again, softly, âTouch your nose.â
When your hand moved on its own, your finger coming to rest on your nose just like he told you to do, your eyes widened in fear. You couldnât control your body.
âNow touch your ear.â
And as hard as you tried to resist, you still brought your hand to your ear.
âJosh, stop it,â you pleaded, your voice wavering. No matter how much you trusted him, you didnât like this. It was terrifying, not being able to control yourself no matter how hard you tried. If Josh was about to do this so easily, what would happen if some other vampire decided to make you their toy?
Josh held his hands up in a show of surrender, and then, suddenly, you could move again.
âWhat the fuck was that?â you bit out, giving him an angry shove.
âThatâs compulsion.â
âYeah, well, it sucks.â You briskly rubbed your upper arms as if to warm them, but you werenât cold; you just needed to feel like you could control yourself again. It was such a bizarre, unsettling feeling, one that you knew certainly wouldnât go away anytime soon. âSo some dickhead vampire could, uh, compel me to forget, and I would?â
âYeah, basically.â
You let out a soft hum of disapproval in response.
Josh picked up another dead girlâs arm, then, and when he turned the underside of her wrist toward you, you saw the same infinity symbol sitting there. Â
âThatâs not good,â you said uneasily. It was a common tattoo, but not that common.
âNo,â he replied, letting her arm drop back to the floor. âItâs not.â
After Josh helped you clean up the mess â in broad daylight, thanks to his creepy compulsion trick â and youâd stolen some god-awful clothing from the house to change into, you finally made your way back to your apartment.
Your keys jingled noisily in the lock. When you dropped them, you let out a groan and stooped down to pick them up.
The front door of your apartment was yanked open before you could try the lock again. In the doorway stood your lovely, albeit furious, girlfriend.
While youâd been together for the last two months, neither of you was particularly serious about the relationship. You were something between friends with benefits and exclusive, but that didnât mean she didnât worry. Youâd given her plenty of reason to, after all.
You pressed your lips together in a grim line and greeted her casually, âBekah.â
Rebekah was, as always, a vision, her long blonde hair falling over her shoulders in waves. She wore a soft grey sweater, along with a pair of dark-washed jeans. Unsurprising was the fact that her feet were bare; considering the time, she would have been waiting here awhile for you and sheâd already left her leather boots in the foyer.
The two of you were almost polar opposites: she was beautiful, delicate, the single ray of sunlight in your dark, stormy world.
When Rebekah saw the distressed look on your face, she didnât say a word as cross as she was with you. Instead, she stepped aside so that you could come in, but you caught her off-guard by wrapping your arms around her neck. Then you finally broke down.
The entire time you sobbed into her neck, she held you in a comforting embrace and gently stroked your hair, whispering soft, soothing words into your ear, sweet things like, âItâs alright, love,â and âLet it all out, Iâm right here.â
At first, you tried to explain everything to her through your tears, but she was patient and let you take all the time you needed to calm down. As your sobs began to subside, she gently led you to the sofa. Once you were seated comfortably with a warm knit blanket over your lap, she went to the kitchen to make you a cup of tea.
It was a small comfort, hearing the familiar sounds of Rebekah boiling the kettle and the gentle clinking of her teaspoon against glass as she stirred through your preferred amounts of milk and sugar. She returned shortly thereafter with two mugs, one for each of you. You accepted yours gratefully as she took a seat beside you on the sofa, curling her legs under her.
âBekah,â you started again, your voice rough from crying. Your first thought was to tell her everything, but then it hit you that she was human, too, like you. You didnât want to scare her by telling her about all the creatures lurking in New Orleans. She was a normal person, and normal people would have gone to the police about what youâd just witnessed. Clearly you werenât normal, because instead of doing exactly that, you had instead called your vampire friend to help you dispose of some corpses. When you spoke again, you willed your voice not to waver this time. âIâm so sorry. I should have called you last night.â
Rebekah placed a gentle hand on top of your own and squeezed gently. âYouâre bloody right you should have. Now tell me what happened.â
God, you didnât want to lie to her, but you didnât have much of a choice. You couldnât tell her the truth.
âJosh and I drank too much, and I wound up passing out at his place,â you explained hurriedly, making things up as you went. âI wasnât planning on that at all yesterday, but then I ran into him on Bourbon Street, and he wanted to catch up, and things just⌠spiralled. Iâm sorry for making you worry.â
âThat doesnât explain why you were so upset,â she said plainly, looking quite unimpressed even though you knew, deep down, that she appreciated your apology. Â
You felt your cheeks flush, having been caught off-guard by her comment. You hated to lie, especially to her, because one little lie always turned into a web of them as was happening right now. âI just⌠I really hate it when youâre mad at me, you know? I was worrying the whole way home, and my phone died, so I couldnât call you, andââ
Rebekahâs soft lips met yours, then, effectively putting an end to your bumbling excuses. Her hand came up to caress your cheek as her mouth expertly worked yours, lighting a fire within you in an instant. Her tongue trailed along your bottom lip, and you parted your lips for her, allowing her to dominate your mouth in exactly the way she so seemed to enjoy.
Then she pulled away, leaving you breathless and wanting, your disaster of a morning quickly forgotten.
âI may be tempted to forgive you,â she drawled, her fingers teasing the hem of the plain black tee shirt youâd acquired this morning, âif you make it up to me.â
âIâll do my best,â you breathed, leaning in to kiss her again.
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ă Prosciuttoâs not so much as gone off the rails as he is a full-fledged train wreck.ă
Leone Abbacchio knew betraying the boss would almost certainly mean death. Accepted it. Â Sure as hell didnât anticipate that the afterlife would entail train rides with the worldâs chattiest assassin, old British men who bake you pie whenever you want, Narancia dating a nice boy with a hole in his chest, and occasionally chasing the creature that used to be Giorno Giovannaâs father off your porch with a shotgun. Â Bruno better be proud. Â Abbacchioâs really trying to be a better person.
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-Chapter 13: Godâs Away On Business-
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hello it is once again time for my end of the year wrap up. this should be... interesting
january
finally finally got to have a happy apartment experience!!!!! tried out tea drops which are dope. there was a fair amount of stress revolving around APO induction and the musical rehearsal, but we made it!!! partied hardy (the infamous tess in the washing machine incident) kelli was watching always sunny more often than not. i wore some arguably bad clothing but ya know. gays. we tried to take off my closet door (it did NOT work). the beginning of the goose saga! there was a sleet storm so kelli and i made some popcorn and watched mike birbigliaâs new special. darci, kelli and i went out to eat and then ended up in babcock playing air hockey before watching videos with kai who was on duty. PEP BAND???? some good memories formed there. dogs in the library! got bullied by my library boss to put gas in my car and i sent her a video of proof that i did it âdaddy long legsâ âstop. what?â âthe musicalâ (i do love timothy) i actually practiced my instrument lol wild. WE (becky, celeste, timothy and i) WATCHED SPIRIT and got wildly drunk -- the origin of â[redacted] [redacted] who???â which is my favorite joke.
february
MORE PEP BAND im actually really glad i spent my last few college months dicking around with the band. one man drumline!!! kai made some good tiktoks in our apartment! miss hanging with them it was really fun. oh i hung out with sam and celeste watching movies âhe was a boy, she was a dolphin, can i make it anymore [strangled dolphin noises]â OUR MICROWAVE HANDLE BROKE OFF while kelli was gone man that entire apartment was falling apart (hey dumbass grab from top) -- a list of things that were broken in our apartment: fridge light, front entry light, showerhead, phone. the birth of the beans insta!!!! got hit on when i was at taco bell with timothy by being accused of being trans (taco bell guy was not far off to be fair). oh the improv posters as compared to the posters i built for an organization fair. went out and got daRUNK at what appears to be wandas. really struggled with my period. cut hair with kelli n darci. MOZZ STICKS. âyou still a lil bitch???â oh we did kpy pal-entines!!! where we ate good food and watched the princess bride!!! i received the plush goose. there was a possible bombing at the bank next door to where we rehearsed for band. aw i went on a tommyâs date with becky that was cute. they tried to STEAL the QUESO. disagreed with a curb and still have those scars. worked a horrible gig at the theatre. closing shifts at the library baby! middle school tours EW more library dogs! fish hooks song oh my god. drunk mash nights!!! i rewatched HAVEN and had lots of feelings. actually got drunk alone a lot which was Bad. however michael malloys birthday! watched choir concert at work lol. stats final whilst drunk!!!! becky got a piercing
march
here things go downhill rapidly. hit up the trains at least once. oh late library nights with timothy!!!! the best nights i miss hanging with him while at work. struggled with my car. went on a college sponsored adventure to a back alley farm. SCURVY FEARS. opening shifts that were lonely. oh celeste played plague and named it covid and won lol yikes. the infamous apartment cone. we stayed up long enough to see the sunrise on literally the last day in college I would ever have. that was good. I FOUND OUT KELLI HAD GLASSES im still pissed. came home indefinitely. went to st pattyâs day at brookes with karrigan and that was SO much fun (this was before things seemed real) the best part of that was the irish pub owner who happened to have a son that went to my college. got my mom onto tik tok. took a gay lit class. canât believe i took daily fckn walks around the pasture who was i. hosted virtual meetings for apo and played around with the closed captioning. that was fun. shaved my moms head lmaooo. worked on my capstone which im like super proud of? i wish i could have directed it but say law vee.Â
april
BAGPIPE CORPS INTERNATIONAL. virtual band wreaked havoc on my animals mental health. my grandmother would always bug me while i was working which i understand now was misplaced love but it was so irritating at the time. we had library meetings once a week or so that was vital to mental health. hosted a really fun âpanelâ about queer identity for my queer lit class that was able to educate a lot of people. having a capstone class with am*lia was a nightmare. watched a cirque du soleil show for free and lost my mind. wrote a comedic monologue that i suffered through. suffered through papers and projects. worked on a project with celeste and kelli and we had SUCH a good time. i hosted several jackbox nights for both apo and kpy. that was SUCH an exhausting experience. also uno and drawful with the uno group (kelli would win 100% of the time). ranted about group projects lol i struggled. OH THE MOVE OUT DEBACLE i really went off the deep end. kelliâs virtual birthday!!!!
may
we had so many good jackbox nights. academic showcase and honors convocation happened wherein i was name bronco award winner and that really wrecked me too lol. we had a sunday crew hang out for library workers. clarinet game night too! i tried so hard to build community during covid and im not altogether sure i accomplished it but ya know whatever. watsky broke the record! made my âaced itâ grad cap which was so FUNNY and still is tbh. becky taught me how to do makeup. took grad pictures at an abandoned farmhouse lol OH MY GOSH BEAUX ARTS AND APO SKIT i was so proud of that night and annette said it was the best one weâd ever had. wish i had done more but we did it boys. also got VERY drunk for it lol completely redid my room. bc it was NASTY. the way i write papers is so SO funny to me. had our last capstones class and then dressed in grad outfits for our last lit meeting . graduated and got all my stuff from college finally. went shopping with timothy, had el puerto with becky (i think?). oh the infamous miller moths UGH shit is nasty. THE FORMING OF BANJO SHRIMPS occurred on may 24 2020 and that was the absolute best thing to come out of this year. started working at my dads agency which was the absolute worst thing to come out of this year. attended my first protest in cos which was good and healthy. started protesting regularly after that. my most poignant memory was laying down in front of city hall and chanting âi cant breatheâ for 8 minutes.Â
june
it snowed???? i was angry. part of my job was reading my dadâs email and there was some WACKO shit in there. went to brookes for pride as a surprise which was cute n fun. had a horrible interaction with a client. the appearance of the bigfoot statue!!!! we had a vanilla beans hang out. there was a WILD storm that literally made my hide out in the office.Â
july
went on a bonkers rant about america bc fuck this place. helped mom out with homework. we had several clients get divorces which was messy. went to a Bad party where i was angry the whole time. went to the top of pikes peak with my grandma and saw many much bigfoot things. we got a GOOSE he hated us so much. oh there was a night where darci and kai came over and we hijacked kelliâs spotify and communicated that way it was SO funny. took a video of the dichotomy of man bc of my long ass leg hair and short ass head hair. shaved my head to the BONE and tried dragon fruit. GOT NIKO ON JULY 24 my sweet sweet boy lil bat looking motherfucker. got denied for life insurance for mental health reasons.Â
august
went back to hc for a birthday âpartyâ and to see the band. did a lot in that weekend (stayed with timothyâs family, helped becky move, met kelliâs look-alike, saw timothy and karlieâs new house!!! had lunch with kellis family which is closest to âmeet my parentsâ i think iâll ever get lmao). got my prof headshots and hate every single one of them but more for self esteem reasons lol. neighbors got goats and my mom lost her marbles. got trapped in traffic on the way back from hc. niko had crackhead energy. oooooooh documented gender crisis. ma got more chickens. went to a birthday party for a high school friend and was just... so out of my element. its weird. took off my grandmaâs bathroom door bc she had knee surgery. started a full time job as my grandmotherâs caretaker (love working for the family business lol).
september
went to breckenridge with a friend!!!!!! spicy times lol. cleaned the cupboard. had a birf. turned 22. cas finished her drugs!!!! and felt much better. we did a charcuterie board for my birthday which was very fun. Got a mixer set!!! went to hc for homecoming and graduated!!!!! surprised celeste and hannah with a celebration party for them (it was a lot of fun). came up with my BEST joke (summa cum laude). got called tf out for my gender crisis via tarot. got the goose game!!!! played the goose game!!!!
october
applied to chicago center!!!! will now be working there for a year!!!! this was the first documentation of banjo shrimp nights. surprised my dad for boss day by working with the team to fill his office with balloons. house sat for dadâs friends. started taking showers in the dark. went to celestes and made PASTA wow got very drunk and while she slept i just explored a strangers house. voted!!!!! wow. finally (finally) started to accept that i was maybe agender. had a snow day but i couldnât work so that was fun. had halloween with banjo shrimps where i dressed up as david rose. that was SUCH a good night. participated in ace week!!! then, dressed as radar for actual halloween and had monumental. worked a volunteer haunted house and like... actually did pretty good?? felt like a real adult!!!!
november
so many things happened in november. i finished miraculous ladybug on netflix. had another bad interaction with a client bc the customer is always wrong. shaved my head. PRESENTATION NIGHT to distract from the election lmao what a good time. had so many emotions about the election. then biden won and we lost our damn minds -- video called with celeste and becky to celebrate (with the reminder that we know that this doesnât solve everything but it was such a huge sigh of relief). started watching the last kids on earth. made more PASTA and soup! got my GHOSTY TATTOO. kahoot night with the banjo shrimps lol. watched the supernatural finale with kelli (what good memories) rewatched 3below good shit. got the chicago job so i quit being an insurance person!!!! brooke came for thanksgiving!!!
december
i dont wanna talk about it but i finally started watching unus annus (theres an archive its not the same but it provided me wild amounts of serotonin). âcall that invisible split dyeâ. crimmus. had a video call with people from high school i rarely if ever see. this entire month has been a fuckin blur my guys but iâm so excited for whatâs next. in two days i will be in an apartment in chicago. i will be reunited with my best friend in a little under two weeks. i cannot emphasize enough how excited i am for this next chapter. so yeah. that was my year. im sure there was more memories but thatâs what the sideblog is for lol
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3: What's your favorite line of narration?
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you ask hard questions Toast.
Okay, so... top 5. We can do top 5 right?1. Coming home was like putting on a sweater that had shrunk in the wash. -This was from Ch 3 and itâs from Sebastianâs point of view. I liked the image so much I named the chapter after it.2. One of the card-playing men scowled and threw his cards on the table. Across him his buddy cackled, raking over the MRE-issued candies into his helmet. William watched as the cursing player pulled out a cigarette pack and a match. They broke up their card game, and William got a crawling feeling in his gut as he watched the private light the match. He lit one, two, and then three cigarettes off the flame before it petered out. Three on a match.Â
- Chapter 8. This was from Willâs flashback when he sees three men light their cigarettes off of one match. There was an old superstition from WWI that it was very bad luck to light more than 2 cigarettes off of 1 match. That came from snipers in the trenches able to use the flare of light to shoot people. I liked the idea of referencing this superstition right before the bomb dropped on William and his companions. That sort of haze-y dreamlike moment before all hell broke loose. So, yeah. This one was a great moment for me too.3.  This wasnât happening. He squeezed his eyes shut but it just made the rain louder, the sounds of the ocean bleeding out of focus. He sucked air through his nose but it didnât help fill his lungs. He puffed then sucked air in again, breathing too fast, too caught up in the sudden onslaught of despair. The waves on the shore crashed and broke, just like the despair he was suddenly consumed with. It made no sense, he tried to tell himself. It was just rain. It was just weather, no different from snow or a breeze. Just weather. He was okay.Â
- Chapter 19. Williamâs Rain-induced PTSD is something I really enjoyed exploring. Williamâs panic attacks are very different from Sebastianâs anxiety induced moments. Willâs are so raw and focused on this really acute trauma. Yet, he almost hallucinates when he has them. And he exhibits other signs of PTSD? Hypervigilance. Bad dreams. But man, the rainy days are the worse. I thought Iâd have room to explore more of that in CB but Iâve been focusing on the other areas so hopefully, this was enough of a space to portray that.
4. William didnât know anyone who wanted to live through a daytime talk show episode. Sure, those sorts of train wrecks were entertaining to watch when you were stuck in a rehab rec room, but it wasnât on his bucket list. Yet as always, he would have been disappointed if the universe actually gave a shit about what he wanted in life.
-Chapter 31. Another William Point of view. Man, I love this bit because it is literally William throwing shade directly at ME. Because I am the universe and I donât give a shit about what he wants in life.5. Then again, he decided as he ground out the cig on his shoe and put the butt in his pocket, Will had called him Boyfriend first and if he hadnât read the user agreement on that, well, wasnât that just his fuck up?
-Chapter 32 And finally, just, a favorite moment with Sebastian. A- because it has his habit of not littering his cigarette butts. Be, because he likes that William has called them boyfriends and it made him happy. And C- because he is, as of right now? All In with William. I really enjoyed exploring that. Its a great line, it hold a lot of Sebastianâs character and is definitely a favorite.
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4: What's your favorite line of dialogue?
Doing top 5 again. Itâs way easier.1. âStrike me blind.â Will stepped forward, leaning over to retrieve the cueball. âBecause thatâs what it would take for me to stop looking at you.â -William from Chapter 13.Because like, William says this line and everyoneâs panties got wet immediately after.2. âIâm glad you lived. Because I donât know who Iâd be if I didnât have you. So. Sorry for the others. Sorry, Will, butâŚIâm glad.â -Sebastian from Chapter 32Man but Sebastian was fucking amazing here. I appreciate our goth husband so much yâall.3. âSebastian, how could you ever thinkâŚâ his voice was so disappointed, so full of an emotion that Sebastian knew was going to shatter him, âthat you couldnât come to us with this? That it could change how much we love you?â -Demetrius from Chapter 27I cried writing this line.Because this is what I wish my mother had said to me.4. She rolled her eyes. âIt might FEEL good to you, but the problems donât go away Will. They just come back with a lawyer. Whatever or whoever upset Seb, you canât punch it better, okay. -Abigail from ch 38I HAVE BEEN WANTING SOMEONE TO TELL WILLIAM THIS FOR A LONG TIME OKAY. THANK YOU ABIGAIL YOU DO GODâS WORK.5. âTouch my stuff and I amputate your hands, you freak,â Will said, standing. âSo yeah. Foodâs in the fridge. Make sure you donât chew on my shoes, bitch, and weâll be fine.â -William chapter 43Yâall. The William/Cameron banter is my fav. I just love when the bicker and it cracks me up.
13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn't listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?
So.....okay.I have a CB playlist on spotify here:Â https://open.spotify.com/user/12101310827/playlist/0HyZeEJwOItUiVFUgjzqtuBut just wanted to say there are a few songs that are really special to me for these two.First, is Arms by Chistina PerriI found this to be a Seb to Will song? But as I get closer to the end? I feel like its more Will to Seb. Itâs a special one.Another is Water Under The Bridge by Adele. I feel like William and Seb have a rocky road to walk and love that this song is like, about not giving up on each other.Then, Stone by Alessia Cara is the actual theme song for chapter 32 okay. And just...William always seems to be a place of safety for the people heâs with. Heâs that monster that the other monsters donât dare fuck with.....and that was a really long answer but if youâve been paying attention, I talk a shit ton. >_>Thank you for the interest!
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3. 01/05/17
Hi. Happy New Year.
So.. I had an emotional breakdown, just a few minutes ago. I know right? Even though I have those nights almost everyday, this particular breakdown was different. I couldnât breathe and I had to keep myself quiet while letting out a lot of tears. Now that does sound like my usual breakdowns but if youâve seen me, oh man. Emotional train wreck.
So it all started how my stupid internet was being a dummy. So I just listened to my playlist I made on Spotify and of course the atmosphere changed on me. Just thought I would take a peek of an old memory, more like a message. Just like that, it hit me. Real hard. I wasnât the only one who went through something related to my problem. My OG friend. Heâs nice and smart and caring and is really great guy. But sadly, he went through something that is pretty related to what I experienced.
So hereâs my preaching message/entry I guess: If you ever feel so unsure about something, no matter how big or small it is, just share it. Share it to that person, whatever the case may be. I remember a time when I wasnât sure to tell my close friend about something that was too-personal for her/him to hear. God, I was insecure at that point. But I didnât wanted to go through it alone and hold it against me. The reason why I told my dearest friend is cuz the guilt. FYI it didnât took me months to keep it a secret, just days. Only fucking days. And thatâs a huge difference than keeping it for months, you know? I am an honest person, and I definitely have to keep reminding myself to take risks but as well do the right thing. No matter how much honesty will hurt you, youâll get through it.
So hereâs a reminder: Be honest. Donât ever hold it against you because youâll lead the person on. Be honest. Take action as soon as you can so the guilt wonât kill you. Be honest. Just be fucking honest. I hate to see myself get hurt. I hate to see the ones I love get hurt.
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1015 Mix
I think this was the first mix Iâd made in, letâs say, eight years? Something like that.
I was trying to think of what got me on Spotify in the first place, when I remembered - it was you asking if I was on Spotify, because you wanted to send me a song you thought I would like. So I downloaded Spotify, and the song waiting for me was Billy Braggâs âA New Englandâ, just, yâknow, one of the most important songs in my life and the sort of track that rewrote me on a genetic level. And, yâknow, for an atheist who doesnât super believe in all manner of stuff, I am a total sucker for messages delivered from the universe via the medium of pop music. I am fickle and complicated and everybodyâs just gonna have to deal with that, okay?
Spoilers:Â âA New Englandâ isnât on this one. Youâre going to have to wait, like, seven months for that one. I know, itâs a bummer.
The Thermals -Â âYour Love Is So Strongâ
There arenât much more heart-on-sleeve bans than the Thermals. Thereâs so much stupid, raw passion in everything they do, itâs hard not to fall in love. When I moved to NYC, I listened to the Thermals for most of the flight up. I needed that kick, that reminder that following my heart was the right thing.
Also, they use handclaps in their songs a lot, and there has yet to be a song written that couldnât be improved by handclaps.
The New Pornographers -Â âYour Hands (Together)â
High Fidelity teaches us that, when making a mix, you open strong, then kick it up for the second track. No one quite gets there like New Pornographers. This is also around the point in the mix where one could reasonably ask if I was making this just for me, or trying to show off. Iâm still not sure.
Sleigh Bells -Â âComeback Kidâ
Sleigh Bells were so pure, so perfect for two entire albums that itâs almost easy to forgive the train wreck theyâve become since. âComeback Kidâ was a bit of a personal album around this time - I was coming up on my second full year at SGN, a job I took with the personal promise that, if this went the way, everything else in games had for me, that was it. The affection in the way Alexis Krauss sings âDonât turn around - go get your gun ready; every day thereâs a way to do it just rightâ still makes the hair stand up on the back of my nck.
Donât run away, âcos thatâs a deal-breaker.
Wild Flag -Â âRomanceâ
Wild Flag, consisting of 2/3s of Sleater-Kinney and their crazy talented friends, appeared like a deus ex machina, a third act miracle here to save us all when we didnât even know we needed it. Carrie Brownstein had been away from music for a while, but now all of a sudden here she was, fronting a band that came out the gate at the height of its powers. âRomanceâ is the best song on the first (probably only) Wild Flag record, a perfect breakdown of whatâs so great about falling for someone. Itâs the sort of song that, if you canât dance to this? I donât think I want to know you.
Field Music -Â â(I keep Thinking About) A New Thingâ
Field Music made me want to make this mix in the first place. I heard about them via Kieron Gillen, him what wrote Phonogram, Wicked + Divine, and a bunch of other fantastic comics. Before comics, Kieron was a major force in games journalism, and less-major force in indie music reviews. He got me into writing about music, and for a while, while writing for the same indie site out of the UK, we got to be pretty solid friends. He introduced me to Los Camps! and Long Blondes, and I made sure he heard the second New Pornographerâs album. We touch base every once in a while, and Field Music was the sort of thing he wanted to make sure was on my radar.
I keep thinking about a new thing. If only Iâd known then.
Los Campesinos! -Â âAvocado, Babyâ
Confession time: it was a long time before I came to love Hello Sadness, the fourth album from Los Campesinos. This song is off of the one following that, called NO BLUES, which I approached very apprehensively because of the previous recordâs (then) disappointment.
NO BLUES is a tremendous album. âAvocado, Babyâ is its beating heart.
Arcade Fire -Â âSpeaking in Tonguesâ
Arcade Fire fulfills their destiny and gets David Byrne to guest on a track that sounds like it could have fallen off a truck loaded with Talking Heads records. Good work, you crazy kids.
Empress Of -Â âMake Upâ
Fwoar.
��Make Upâ was the first song from Empress Of I heard, and it remains the best. Itâs one of the sexiest, rawest songs a new musician has bothered recording in ages, and has a beat you can dance to to boot.
I recall telling you about this song at SOMA Eats, the night we both realized we were super in to Stars. That was a nice night.
Childish Gambino -Â âSoberâ
Goddamn, this song. Goddamn, Donald Glover.
Glover realizing he could do more than rap between albums was a goddamn revelation, which, frankly, is more than someone whoâs already as talented as he is a stuff deserves. âSoberâ was his first real R&B track, and including it here was the first acknowledgement on my part that something was going on that needed paying attention to.
Carly Rae Jepsen -Â âBlack Heartâ
âCall Me Maybeâ is an unbeatable single, and god bless Carly Rae Jepsen for not even trying. Instead, she struck out for parts unknown, hitting new sounds, new styles, and new subject matter that would never have been allowed on her first album. Her effortless shift from mainstream pop to indie is something special indeed, and âBlack Heartâ is one of the best examples of it. I genuinely feel like part of growing up is acknowledging your so-called âdarkerâ impulses, and this song does it in spades.
Chvrches -Â âClearest Blueâ
The Chrvches that showed up for their second record is such a different creature than on their debut - gone is the hesitancy, the waiting to be called out, the waiting to get in trouble. In its place is a raw openness most acts dream of. Lauren Mayberry, adorable fair folk lead singer of the band, has said sheâs friends with very, very few exes, and this album lays it all out. Thereâs such intimacy to the lines making up the songs that it feels like overhearing half a drunken argument outside a bar in early spring - thereâs no telling whoâs wrong or right, but itâs pretty clear where things stand.
Sleater-Kinney -Â âFanglessâ
âBut Chrisâ, you say, âdoesnât this violate your rule of including two songs by the same act on one mix, since the majority of Sleater-Kinney also makes up Wild Fang?â To which I say, âNOâ. Different acts, different performers, different names, different artists. A technicality? Absolutely. But thatâs the fun thing about making up your own rules: you get to decide what constitutes breaking them.
Best Coast -Â âWho Have I Become?â
I mean, we canât go this long without one banger about self-loathing, right? I have a quota to fill.
Mike Doughty -Â âDown On The River By The Sugar Plantâ
The first time I heard this was leaning against an L Train stop wall at two in the morning, going from one thing to another thing. I wasnât, to the best of my knowledge, in love with anybody at the time. Thanks to this, though, I wanted to be.
I threw this on because, well, I was starting to figure out I had a thing for you.
Norah Jones -Â âJesus, Etc.â
One of my favorite Wilco songs by one of my favorite under-appreciated smoky-voiced crooners. Norah Jonesâ voice is custom-built for this song, and her take has quickly become my favorite version. I would physically maim three people of your choosing to have been in the audience when, unrehearsed, she broke this out on the crowd and her band simultaneously.
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