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I like this game

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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

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Just ask her out bro, the worst she can do replace the calcium in all your bones with lithium. What's the worst that can happen, other then you end up with battery bones? You've got nothing to lose except your calcium bones

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I’m curious, given the length of time I’ve had my own online moniker:

Please reblog for sample size!

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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octopuses are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately takoyaki are good as fuck soooo :/

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terrible art ideas part 2

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I don't remember either, nor do I remember which of my billions of throwaway emails I used for the account info. and honestly thank god I was a mess as a teenager even by teenager standards. if you know me from before I hit my 20s no you don't. I don't know that guy either 🫶

Do you have an account on TV Tropes?

i've long since lost the login for it but yuh i was a tv tropes girlie and yes it ruined my vocabulary

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"i need to get autisticer. i need to edit tv tropes again"

my followers cheer. they believe they are finally free from my unhinged ramblings

they are wrong. i return. it is worse. i come back speaking in fucking tongues.

i make a comment about the Subbing for Santa trope this holiday season. everyone takes it the wrong way. my plan has succeeded. i have won

Do you have an account on TV Tropes?

i've long since lost the login for it but yuh i was a tv tropes girlie and yes it ruined my vocabulary

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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Do you have an account on TV Tropes?

i've long since lost the login for it but yuh i was a tv tropes girlie and yes it ruined my vocabulary

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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so I’m watching futurama for the first time

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Did you guys know there's nothing inherently wrong with selfish thoughts and desires and there's no such thing as thought crimes or thought sins and a balanced amount of selfishness is healthy and adaptive for living things to have and it's fine to act selfishly as long as you don't harm others

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glad to see those spreading the truth