#god hes fucking FINEEEEEEEEE

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Nicholas Van Ryn

Dragonwyck (1946) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

[neuroticbookworm]

Step by Step Episode 8 Ramblings

Episode 7 Ramblings, here

Put is not even gonna let Pat say his piece? 2 minutes in and I'm already burning mad

"I haven't taken you for granted like before"

"I know, you've been really good to me" Oh Pat, you pathalogical people pleaser

I continue being impressed by this show showcasing how adults do and should handle relationships and everything that comes with it. This must be one of the most realistic breakup scenes in BLs. And it is done without compromising the emotions of the characters. Hats off, really

Jane is wearing two layers of pink. Our resident Tumblr color demon @respectthepetty has taught us that pink = love, so good to know that his feelings has remained unchanged or even intensified from last when we saw him

My god, Khun Jeng looks so fineeeeeeeee

And he's wearing a dark blue shirt underneath his neutral brown jacket. While Pat is in a dark blue cardigan. Interesting

Ohhhhhhh wow Jane is pissed and Jaab is too. The cat fight between these two is gonna be hilarious

Put, you insufferable snake, ya dumped. Stop misrepresenting facts

Jeng, how the fuck did you know? Are you really THAT perceptive?

Oh man, that is the worst takeaway you can ever have from a failed relationship

*jaw dropped* Oh Jeng is going for the jugular. Oh he's done playing games, he wants to fight

Oooooooooof. Put, you manipulative bastard

Oh it's still not over. Oh they're still going, holy shit, this is intense

Is that a threat, about coming out? Seriously, what the fuck

I CAN'T WAIT to read all the body language analyses y'all are gonna write on that scene. Woah, that really was something

Ae and Beam are here!

Well, Ae looks like a goddess, as usual. What else is new?

I love this scene and the commentary that comes with it. Keep your noses out of pregnant people's business, for fuck's sake! How hard is it to have some basic decency?

I love that Tae is calling out how quickly Jeng's mood changes from brooding to giddy and vice versa in this conversation.

We have a new stuffie. The shark is out and the tiger is in. YES I SEE IT AND I LOVE IT

Oh I'm sooo ready for this non-date date. I want the sweet, sweet fluff to drown me. Gimme all the blushing, all the eye contact, all the accidental brushing of fingers, GIVE IT TO ME

OH MY GOD, he planned the whole thing. He had people move chairs out of the way for aesthetics. This complete bitch (affectionate)

GUYS, THE FLIRTING, I know I said I can handle it, but this is too adorable ^^

Jeng just hung up on his brother in a flash, not even waiting for him to respond? Oh that's cold

Oh shit, Pat is drunk, again, Here come the truth bombs

Damn, Man Trisanu is nailing this. He is acting his ass off to show how restless Jeng feels before every almost-confession

This slowburn is gonna kill us all, honestly

Oh we are dancing, oh it's so gloriously awkward, oh make it stop

Jaab, my beloved, I've missed your melodrama. You look like a divorced sugar baby who won half the riches in the settlement, I love it

Jeng tells Pat he can be just a safe space for him, while Pat is sobbing on his shoulder about his ex. All while Jeng has been trying the whole day to confess his own feelings for Pat. Every atom of this man is a green flag, I swear

These drunk disaster gays, I love them so much

Pat, sweetie, no. Please, you must be joking. Don't tell me you didn't know, DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE THAT OBLIVIOUS!

Okay, now Pat has to rethink each and every one of their interactions to see if he has ever misled Jeng, or if Jeng has ever crossed his boundaries. And then recalibrate his feelings with this new information. Yeah, this could take a while.

I'm leaning more and more towards the possibility of a second season, or even a special episode, after the show ends. Because there is no way they can fit all the domesticity these characters deserve within the next couple of episodes.

Ahhhh I can't believe the slowburn is still not over. I love it and I hate it and I'm pretty sure this show has turned me into a sadomasochist.

[smolbabu02]

Ahhh I’m foaming at the fucking mouth right now god he so fineeeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭 one chance that’s all I ask

[deliveringspookzandtreatz]

OH MY GOD I HAVE A SILLY FUCKING IDEA FOR FNF VERSION MARCO IF HE WAS IN FNF. A newbie bodyguard for girlfriend that was hired by Mommy Mearest- M.M knows hes related to sage but tries to ignore that part. sage has taught him how to fight in the past and he gets money from it so he should be fineeeeeeeee......

[sharksa-shivers]

Sharky causing problems oof...

it is time for more shiz from the archives lol ---------- (Context is Sharky and Max are somewhere in a wooded area, along some oldass road and they heard a noise and decide to investigate. They don't have their weapons on them (idk why but they don't) They end up finding a deer carcass, seemingly killed by something very large…Sharky and Max though are taken aback when they hear something large approaching, this being a bigass monster of some type (idk, figure it later, maybe a heartsnatcher, dunno) Max grabs Sharky and pulls him over to a bigass log that's laying nearby, both of them hiding behind it and trying to be as quiet as possible, trying to stay hidden…All we hear for a few moments is the monster sniffing the carcass and making sounds…This hiding plan however has a massive wrench thrown into it though when-)

Sharky:(we see him sitting very tense, Max subtly trying to look over the log and watch, both are dead quite until we hear that familiar sound, that sound being Sharky's stomach growling, Sharky looking down horrified and trying to muffle the sound while Max just looks over at him wideeyed, pissed and now terrified, whispering to himself, panicking)No, fuck, not now!!! Shut up!!!

Max:(pissed off, panicked)Are you fucking kidding me??? You self neglected again???

Sharky:(freaking out, worried)Max, now's not the fucking time!!!

Max:(pissed, whispering)When is the time to yell at you about this then??? Whenever the monster actually grabs us and starts killing us or-?!?

(Both derpasses are taken aback by a shadow enveloping them both, the monster looking right at them before roaring and lunging forward to smash the tree trunk along with them…Sharky and Max however are alot quicker and take the fuck off running, still arguing as they run into the woods and as we hear the monster chasing them out of sight.)

Max:(pissed, normal voice)Goddammit Sharky, this is another bigass part of why we don't want you doing this dumbass shit!!!!!

Sharky:(focusing on not dying, trying to shrug off Max's concerns)Look, i didn't fucking have any time today and even then, it's not fucking important right now, we need our weapons!!! Where the fuck did i park the car?!?!

Max:(still pissed, not letting if go)It is important cuz you fucked us both over actually!!! Fucking hell dude!!!!

Sharky:(frantic)Max shut the fuck up!!!! Not fucking now!!!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING CAR?!?!?

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(Drunk Sharky and a sober Kristy having to fucking deal with him because Max had the great idea to drink with Sharky. Teenagers doing dumbass teenager shit p much.)

(We see Kristy walking up some hotel stairs in a small stairwell area as she heads back to their hotel room. Idk what she was doing but whatever, she ends up being startled a bit when the door she's moving towards open and she sees a pretty drunk Sharky stumbling out the door some, him perking up seeing her and slurring his words.)

Sharky:(quite drunk, slurring words, smiles a bit derpy, leans on the door he just opened)Heyyyyyyyy i was wonderin where you went…

Kristy:(concerned, confused)……..Are you drunk? What the hell?

Sharky:(moving off the door, stumbling some as the door shuts, shrugging)Ehhhhhhh maybe a bit i guess heheheheh…But it's fineeeeeeeee, it's whatever, don't worry about itttttttttt…

Kristy:(worried now with Sharky obviously just wandering tf around drunk without anybody with him, being serious)No it isn't fine!! Because now i have to deal with this!!! And god, you're lucky you did run into me before you did something fucking stupid!!! I'm guessing Max is drunk too since he let you just wander off!!!!

Sharky:(starts moving down to the stairs, tired drunk smiling)Krissy chilllllllll, it's fineeeee, it's toats cool, no worri-(Sharky proceeds to start going down the stairs…But due to being drunk, he ends up falling down the stairs and ends up faceplanting at the bottom, Kristy freaking out as a result, Sharky just laying there but moving his head up some, wiping some blood from his mouth and snout since he smashed them both)……..Shit…That wasn't fun…

Kristy:(freaking out, worried sick, examines his face, notices a few of his teeth on the ground)Jesus!!!! Are you okay?!?!?!?! Dude!!!!!!!!! You literally smashed teeth out!!!!!

Sharky:(sitting up more, moving to sit, wipes more blood off his nose, chill)Yeahhhhh it happens…They'll grow back heh, whatever…

Kristy:(worried sick, grabs his arm and tries to pull him up)Cmon, we're going back to the hotel room before you hurt yourself anymore!!!

Sharky:(just sitting on his ass while Kristy's yanking his arm, not doing much, chill and whatnot despite his nose bleeding heavily still)Why we in such a rush? Why can't we just chill and shit? I don't get it…

Kristy:(annoyed, pissy at the situation, worried)You literally just skidded down the stairs like a sled…You are not fine right now to be wandering around…

Sharky:(getting a bit irritated also from Kristy's vibes messing up his own, a bit annoyed)I'm totally fine though, nothings happening, it's fine!!!! (Stops a moment, covers his mouth some, wrapping an arm around his body)…Why do i feel sick all of a sudden? Ugh…

Kristy:(busting out the magic, she grabs him with levitation magic and pulls Sharky up quickly, levitating him behind her as she moves up the stairs and Sharky unable to fight her since he's kinda trapped in her magic, annoyed as she opens the door herself now, going back to the hotel room with Sharky)Yeah, i'm not letting you throw up either. Probably also sicker now cuz you fell down the damn stairs, i swear to god, i get tired of having to deal with you 2 and your shit sometimes… __ (Next morning lol)

(So Kristy got back to the hotel room with Sharky and chewed Max's drunk ass out which obviously did nothing but yeah. Sharky fell asleep on his bed eventually and this is when he wakes up groggy and sore from everything…)

Sharky:(he wakes up slowly, groaning some)…

Kristy:(worried and noticing this, grabs a bottle of water out of the mini fridge in the room, moves over on the other bed, sitting and talking with him, putting the water bottle on his nightstand)Hey dude…You doing any better?

Sharky:(sick and sore, sitting up some, rubbing at his face)…No not really…My face is killing me, it feels like somebody beat me with a shovel…

Kristy:(explains a bit)Well…You did fall down the stairs and faceplanted at the bottom so…

Sharky:(sits a moment, takes that easily)…Yeah, that checks out, sounds about right…(leans back some, sick)Also feel nauseous as shit, that's great…I love the anxiety of throwing up my guts in the morning potentially…

Kristy:(annoyed, a Kristy remark if there ever was one)Well, maybe you shouldn't have got drunk then…That was a dumb as hell idea…

Sharky:(sidegazes annoyed, scoffs a bit)As if you've never done anything stupid before?

Kristy:(snide, annoyed)I've never got drunk before…Part cuz i know better and part also because alcohol just…tastes like shit…

Sharky:(irritated, sick)Whatever…Just like…Whatever, it's done and we can't change it…

------------------------ I got another writing thing ima post but it's longer so it's getting it's own post lol

[bitsfordays]

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Ooo here’s one from a fic that I do very much want to finish writing one day! It’s about Farmer and Dex being cousins lol

Getting run into by two hockey players is not exactly what Caitlin wanted when hanging out with her team on the quad but that is exactly what she got.

“Oh my god! Are you okay?” There was a boy next to her on the ground. He was patting her shoulder over and over. “I’m sorry, we didnt mean to run into you! Im so sorry! I mean, it wasnt really my fault because Dex was the one actually running but I was suppose to be looking out so I guess its kinda my fault? Im really sorry about that, are you okay?”

“Im okay I think.” Caitlin responded. She rubbed at her elbow where it got skinned. It was bloody but it was just a scratch. She’d gotten worse scrapes that day at practice already. “My elbow is a little scratched but its okay.”

“Oh! Okay well Im glad youre not really hurt! Im really so sorry that me and Dex-”

“Wait.” Caitlin frowned and held up a hand. “Dex?”

“Oh yes! Thats my teammate!” The boy grinned, showing off his braces. Caitlin couldn't help noticing that his smile was nice. Like, really really nice. But she had a task right now.

“Where is this Dex?” She asked.

“Over there being helped up by our teammate?” The boys brow scrunched cutely. “Why?”

Caitlin looked over the cute boys shoulder and spotted a tall boy with ginger hair. Billy.

Without thinking about it, Caitlin jumped up and ran at him. She took a flying leap and tackled him. “William Jacob Poindexter, you shithead!”

“Fuck, Caitlin!” Billy fell in a heap, Caitlin cackling on his back, the hockey and volleyball teams looking on with a vague sense of horror and curiosity.

Billy pushed her off and rolled over. He sat up and glared at her. “You're a fucking asshole.”

“You and your teammate just ran me over, I can call you an asshole if I want to, Billy.”

There was a sharp intake of breath from the hockey team. Billy’s ears burned red. “Great going, Cait. They are never going to let that go.”

“Sorry dude.” Caitlin shrugged. She grinned. “Thats what you get for running me over with your cute teammate.”

“Cute?” The boy from before said quietly from where he had joined the other hockey players. Caitlins ears burned to match Billy’s

“Okay, not that this isnt hilarious to watch.” One hockey player interrupted them. He was a towering blond man and looked like he would be scary if he didn't look like he was about to lose his shit laughing. “But who are you?”

“Oh!” Caitlin pushed herself up. “Im Cailin Farmer, nice to meet you all!”

“How do you know Dex?” Cute boy said.

“Oh, hes my cousin. We are super close.” Cailin smiled. She grabbed Billy’s hand and pulled him up. “You good, Billy?”

“Im fine.” Billy glowered at her. “You can stop calling me that though.”

“Fineeeeeeeee.”

[askthetotallynotdehsquad]

Zoe and Connor pls pls pls

Woah okay pal

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Zoe: Connorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I’m bored and sad and tired and helpppppppppp

Connor: what am I supposed to do???

Zoe: I don’t knowwwwwwww but I’m bored and sad and tired and you’re my big brother so you’re supposed to fix it

Connor: uh- do you wanna play like fucking- uno???

Zoe: Yos

Connor: come in my room I’m too lazy to get up

Zoe: Fineeeeeeeee *s NATCHeS uno and yeets herself into his room :0* hi

Connor: *haha lol he’s obviously been crying sidndkdn* hi. do you remember how to play uno?

Zoe: mhm- are you ok? You look sad-

Connor: *teehee dry laugh* I always look sad Zoe

Zoe: well yeah but your eyes are red and you have tear tracks on your face and that’s not good so you should like- talk to me cuz I’m here- I can sometimes be a good person sometimes-

Connor: I’m fine it’s nothing- my eyes are always red- I don’t sleep-

Zoe: Connor... you do know that you can talk to me right? I can tell your lying and you slept all day yesterday so don’t even try that

Connor: would you believe me if I said it WAS NOT dad-?

Zoe: Nope. What’d he do? I’ll find out anyway so don’t try to lie-

Connor: nothing much just like- I dunno- said some things, did some stuff-

Zoe: did he hit you? Cuz I swear to god if he hit you I won’t hesitate to grab his fucking glove and shove it right up his-

Connor: Zoe calm down-! It doesn’t matter anyways- it’s just like- uh- remember that time when you were like six and you made the hated child story with your littlest pet shop things?

Zoe: Oh god don’t remind me- why? (:V I never had those! That was Ava! You bully)

Connor: that’s what it’s like. totally. I’m the giraffe. (teehee ik I just wanted to be funny teehee)

Zoe: ...that was the abusive mom- ( w o w )

Connor: yeah because I’m a failure and I abuse everyone’s feelings

Zoe: No you don’t! (Weee time to create random ass shit!) when Jared called me a slut who stood up for me? You. When Jared made Evan feel worthless who made him feel better and actually beat Jared? You. When Alana broke up with me who cheered me up? You. And that’s not even half of the things you do. You make everyone feel better and failures don’t stick up for people so don’t say that ever again because it’s not true and lying is bad *about to cry oops*

Connor: Jesus Zoe this ain’t English class I don’t need a whole 12 page essay about everything good about me

Zoe: Oh hush- I made it short

Connor: I swear to GOD there isn’t that many good things about me duderino *dkkdkdkdkddk hides under the sheets on his bed bc he’s a rat*

Zoe: Yes there are! You are a good person and you shouldn’t think like that because it’s stupid and yeah. Would Evan date you if you were a bad person? No

Connor: he’s too anxious to say no to anyone so of course he would

Zoe: I will call him right fucking now- you stay quiet- and ask him *calls up our boy Evan*

Evan: *picks up* uh hi Zoe?

Zoe: Do you think Connor is a good person? *hes on speaker*

Evan: OF COURSE I DO!

Connor: nO YOU DONT

Evan: YES I DO

Connor: IM NOT A GOOD PERSON IN ANY WAY

Evan: OH MY GOD- YES YOU ARE

Connor: UGHH