#god damn man….

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[taytei]

Spite is a powerful fuel

[lilislegacy]

i’m just gonna come out and say it

if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.

[absxntmxnded]

he is soooo cutie patootie ugh

[juney-blues]

there is, famously, a huge amount of social pressure on gnc cis people to transition. society just wants more trans people, trans women especially. this is a real and serious problem. there are just too many trans women making egg jokes. we have to protect the poor cis people from being compared to us (which is clearly and self evidently a horrible thing to do clearly)

[boffix]

Nintendo knew I’d cook too hard in that writers room

[joyokosuka]

"i can't change the unmovable node of death but i can create a new node by killing someone" insane logic. we've gotta stop giving gay people cosmic power

[0fps]

general jiyan

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[jorindasfate]

Men need to stop watching tv shows with rude but "genius" protagonists (House, bbc sherlock, etc) because they WILL start believing they are a misunderstood genius instead of just an asshole

[ahfrickenfrick]

everyone is like ‘oh sunshine duke thomas!’ how sunshiny would you be if you were working the fucking gotham dayshift

bro is up at the asscrack of dawn and is legitimately dc’s spiderman but everyone is too busy comparing tim and peter to do anything ABOUT IT SMH

[backjustforberena]

I wonder if any of them knew it was all for her.

[qinluna]

SYLUS who has loved you endlessly and forever. who never falters even in the face of death, as the only thing that ever stuck as his ultimate priority was ensuring your safety. who initially teases you about the mundane things you find joy in, only to memorize each and every detail. who quite literally puts everything on the line that dares to threaten your life or serve as an obstacle for your happiness. SYLUS—who has sworn to himself to give you the world at all costs—if it meant the cosmos had to burn, if it meant that gods would have to be betrayed and killed.

[gangstagandalf]

“I .. we all… the .. the orb… what have I done… I was ready to .. to kill us all…”

“Shhhh my love, you didn’t. We’re here, and you’re safe.”

Gale’s grip tightens as he looks up as the first rays of dawn, the first breaths of a new day, hitting Tav’s watery eyes. “I would have condemned the the brightest of stars to death. What a fool I have been….”

Really bummed we didn’t get a sad Gale/panicked Gale after moonrise towers. No matter! Here’s my rendition of what that could’ve looked like for any galemancers missing the angst 🥹 Anyone feeling inspired enough to wrists a fic?? I’ll trade you some art!

[starlitcrows]

i'd've liked to change your fate and keep you forever, fell dragon.

[seriweewaa]

Saw this on TikTok and immediately thought of his fuck ass posture