#god damn it Eric
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Leave it to folk singers to spread truth
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Now sight them for littering lol just add anything and everything to the lawsuit. Bleed them dry.
Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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SEX EDUCATION – S04E08 ››› Ncuti Gatwa as Eric Effiong ››› Jodie Turner-Smith as God
#ncuti gatwa#jodie turner smith#sex education#netflixedit#tvedit#sexededit#sexeducationedit#eric effiong#its a beautiful line the bright thing but damn god you continue being unfair putting aaaaaaaall of that on the shoulders of a child
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yea sooooo I may have or may have not watched and instantly rewatched all kuro musicals in existence in a spawn of one week and now have roughly 40 screenshots to redraw from
I think I might be insane or something
#it's all sebaciel of course#god I wish I could erase my memory and rewatch the most beautiful death and tango on the campania#the latter I watched like 3 times but death I found a long long while ago so now it must've been my tenth or so rewatch#and I'm still so not normal about the final song and overall parallels between sebaciels and alan x eric i'm fijsdfdjfo#and sebastian is so dumb he is sO BLIIIINDDDD IT'S CRAZY#“me? going against my nature and principles over some tiny human? I could neve-” yeah bro mhm talk about it after the gwa and rciel reveal#also fellas is it gay to *pretend* to try to wake up your master just so you can have an excuse to carry him?#and then sing about how every night you fantasize about kissing him and holding him?#is it fellas??#and the whole scene of alan's death when in his memories he and eric VERY PLATONICALY look at falling petals and he goes#“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :)”#and fucking moments later sebastian kills eric the souls are flying everywhere just so ciel could go#“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :|”#I'm going fucking insaine I hate it here every time is like the first#"some things are simply meant to be beautiful” proceeds to STARE AT CIEL FOR A GOD DAMN ETERNITY#I can't I literally can't I'm miserable#sebaciel#was so busy with my rant I even forgot to include the tag at first oh my god
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My adopted brother works in sales for Boeing in Germany. Regardless what, or when, goes wrong with Boeing, we blame him.
Don't forget the Boeing has batteries that just explode for unknown reasons that they just never ever fixed.
#fuck him#he's a prick anyways#blame him for Boeings exploding batteries too#they just put it in a steel box to make it safe for passengers#this happened in the 90s iirc#boeing#god damn it eric
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TWILIGHT OF THE GODS (2024) S1 E3 You Will Gladden His Ravens
#twilight of the gods#totg#zack snyder#jay oliva#eric carrasco#sigrid#sylvia hoeks#egill#rahul kohli#i forgot the name of the other characters...#damn i'll update later
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God damnit Eric
#god damn it eric#fuck boeing#literally had to throw away their spaceship because it broke#leaving the humans stranded in space#and fucking space x was like “we'll save you” and they smartly said no thanks#but the SpaceX got up and left no problem#fucking SpaceX is less of a fuck up than Boeing at this point#that is just embarrassing#Instagram
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fuck man so I started watching The Boys cuz a couple of my friends like it and also hot evil old men sign me up! Anyway so I'm thinking "I haven't watched a show like this since Supernatural and this show is probably gonna fuck me up just like SPN" and GUESS WHO THE FUCK THE WRITER IS THAT'S RIGHT it's Eric Kripke the GUY WHO MADE SUPERNATURAL. OF COURSE THEY PUT JENSEN ACKLES IN IT TOO.
#personal#theholyvoiceofjustice#eric kripke#supernatural#spn#the boys#god fucking damn it.#jensen ackles#dean winchester
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When I was 16, I visited my brother for a week in Seattle. This was before smart phones but just barely. But you could buy custom ringtones through texts. And my sole life line was a useless map.
Now the place I lived is so fucking small, most of the roads are dirt, we don't have a fire department, only a volunteer department, and no stop lights. It has been almost 20 years, they have nearly paved all the roads but still no stop lights. So fucking tiny.
So visiting Seattle was somewhat a shock.
He worked all day for Boeing (I personally blame him for the assassination of the whistle blower but that's a different story) and his wife worked from home all day. So basically they told me, teenage who was raised in the middle of nowhere desert, to fuck off until dinner.
They did not tell me how buses worked other than you pay once, just show the receipt and enter certain doors.(Later learned I was supposed to be paying twice, once in the morning and again in the evening? What?)
And the only thing they gave me was a map. The map had all the key tourist areas (the pier, museums, gum wall?)
THEIR HOUSE WAS NOT ON THE FUCKING MAP!!!
They lived in some apartments but the only way I could get there was to take a bus to the house to the mapped area like some video game character.
I also walked off the map several times and had to guess my way back on to the map.
Again cell phones was a thing at this time but because of the time, I didn't have one because 1) poor so I might not even had a phone so if I truly did got lost I would have been super fucked because even though I could still have found a payphone (remember that guys?) I didnt have my brother's number or address, the best I could have done would call my dad who was 8 hour flight away to call my brother for me and 2) even if I did have a phone, roaming was a very real issue and if you just went to far in your own city, you could be roaming, let alone across the US.
#maps#this was in mid 2000s#Seattle was fun#but my brother is a huge asshole#i even asked for another map so i didnt have to use the bus#he refused#he also got mad at me for eating too much McDonald's#so he wanted me to eat donuts instead#because according to him#donuts are healthier than McDonald's#what#god damn it eric
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Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖
Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.
But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)
Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.
I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!
(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)
As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!
Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.
I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.
I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️
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#south park#stardew valley#star park au#leopold butters stotch#butters x reader#butters x farmer#i guess?#god damn it guys#this shit is so wholesomely sweet#i wanna rp now#sp fanfiction#south park fanfiction#reader insert#south park x reader#x reader#apple-butter-tea#I do this for you baby#i know you love that little dandelion with all your little heart.#if nft butters is the bad time line#i hope this is the good one#he has most certainly banned eric from the display area#that doesn't stop him and it makes Butters so nervous#hes just tapping his fingers together mumbling#not that I think Eric would ever go in until he finds out Butters doesn't want him there.#then it's game on#I also can't decide if Kyle should be the doctor or the teacher for the kids#because...I like professor Kyle#I like professor Kyle very much#BUT THEN WHO'S THE DOCTOR????
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i can’t stop thinking of Riley walking up to the boys in girl meets world from jack’s perspective.
like you just met up with your ~~ex~~ old best friend and he brings you to a middle school dance and in the process of talking to two old friends, this young girl comes up and just starts ranting to you guys.
he looks so confused and it’s so fucking funny to me.
#he’s like “shit okay what is this#and then she calls cory dad and he goes oooooh#ugh and don’t imagine him realizing how much he’s missed because he self destructs#god damn hunters and their need to self destruct#boy meets world#bmw#jack hunter#eric matthews#riley matthews#cory matthews#jeric#in a way
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daniel's bitchiness meter being dialled up to 100 and beyond is everything, i'm living for the verbal back and forth between him and armand not to mention him dragging the real rashid into it lmao 💅🏻
#interview with the vampire#god it's so delicious#eric is so damn good at it#any chance he gets to drag armand he's taking it#😆😆😆
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So Great News Everyone!
Now idk if this is still true but next time you fly, look at the filters! At one point , you could filter your flights based on Plane Manufacture!
Now they may have gotten rid of this because of the fact so many people said Fuck You to Boeing planes and wouldn't get on them! But it wouldn't hurt to look before you fly
at this point if I see the word 'Boeing' on an aircraft I'm supposed to be boarding, I think I'm just going to flap my arms really hard and attempt to fly there myself instead
#boeing#god damn it Eric#all the homies fucking hate Boeing#the filter thing may have happened around the time when their batteries would suddenly catch fire#a problem they never fixed#they just put them in a fire proof box
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ONE CHANCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️
#Woosan has me on my knees (and hands)#I’ll literally loose it#Something’s purring 😻#Apologies to Eric and Hongjoong but my god#Literally I’ll do anything#I’m so desperate omg#what the actual fuck#god damn
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NEWSFLASH: President Suh arrives in NYC 🗽
#wearing the prettiest suit I've ever seen#damn man idk about you but he got that presidential stance#he posted so muchhhhh#it makes me so happy to see him booked and busy#that's my man!!!!#nyc ain't ready for that drip#😌😌😌#he got that rizz#nah but fr#he's so pretty#like i think i get the hair color change now#and he was sitting next to lil nas#i LOVE to see it#oh and also took a pic with eric nam!!!!!#my god i love men#johnny#johnny suh#johnny seo#johnny nct#suh youngho#nct johnny#nct#nct 127#johnny in america#johnny new york fashion week#johnny model#johnny brand#johnny cute#johnny handsome#johnny usa
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i actually highkey hate him now
#being deadass#hes so fucking annoying like i literally just called him cute. whats w all ts hes doing#like bruh why look at me like that just to reject AND restrict me hello??? yet still view my stories n shit whatt....#i hate boys 🎀#if it was for posting ab my crush aka him on my story then its like i did it once a week calm down 😭🙏#and if that made him uncomfortable he would NOT have looked at me or replied to me or ASKED HIS FRIENDS TO SEE IF I WAS LOOKING AT HIM. bruh#annoying ass freshman god mf damn bruh#his friends r weird too like this indian one said he would say the nword infront of crush and would make rape jokes 24/7 freakass#tweaking! mb. ill be done by summer trust 🎀#post#erics tag
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