#god damn enough sonic tags please

[decaptainated]

What if eggman still used the term "mobian" to refer to sonic and friends and they have to stop him mid-sentence like "WOAH WOAH WOAH DUDE THAT'S A SLUR YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE" and the rest of the plot is about eggman getting canceled on twitter dot com and it's NOT for his leaked nudes this time.

[rpd-rookie]

The One Who Runs Away, The One Who Runs Back (Leon S. Kennedy x Reader)

Author’s note: This is a sequel to “A PAST WITH HER, A FUTURE WITH YOU” and the end of my three-parts fan fiction "I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY HEART" I decided to write after so many of you asked for it. Sorry it took so long but I was navigating from one fandom to another. (BTW, if there are any Devil May Cry fans up here, you can read my DMC fan fictions here) PS: Even if I said it before, I have no hate whatsoever towards Ada or Aeon.

Tagged: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Post-Break up, Sexual Content 

Part 1 / Part 2

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Do you remember? We started this story by quoting some sitcom character that was clueless about love. Well, here’s a suggestion. Why not ending it by quoting someone who knew a little more on such matter.

William Shakespeare - you know that English dude expert on tragic ‘drink this poison, stab yourself’ kind of love - apparently once said ‘Love runs away from those chasing her, and those who run away, she throws herself on his neck’. I say ‘apparently’ cause, even though I have a master in English lit, this quote is from the internet, and also … who knows what the guy truly said?

But it’s the quote that’s important. Not the author. The quote it’s important because it sums up perfectly how this story is gonna end. However, before starting, let me tell you this quote is going to be the only Shakespeare-worthy sentence in this final chapter. You’ve been warned.

Love runs away from those chasing her.          Well, this part was definitely written for someone like Ada Wong. Owner of countless gold medals and possibly a world record at this point, that woman is basically the Usain Bolt of the ‘Running from Leon S. Kennedy’ competition. Unchallenged winner since the creation of this sultry version of cat and mouse game, it’s better not to think about the number of times she successfully ran away from her favourite agent.  But this year, this formidable titleholder in a gorgeous red dress will have to face her Nemesis in the championship. You. Though the comparison to the hideous bio-organic killing machine might not be very complimentary to you but you get the idea.  This year you enter the Kennedy Olympics. And this year you run like Sonic the Hedgehog and you win the damn competition (screw you Usain Bold!). And you do this with your head high and without an ounce of regret. Ignore all the texts and flowers Leon might send on your track Mario Kart style. His gifts are not as slippery as banana peels and they can easily be dodged, I promise. Well, most of the time, when you’re not lying on your bed in the middle of the night crying and sobbing while reading his messages or playing his voice in your voicemail again and again until you’re nothing more but a giant mess with puffy red eyes drowning in a puddle of your own tears.        Screw those messages too! And screw his broken yet terribly sexy voice as well!

Being a man of word, Leon kept his promise. And for months you kept on running peacefully, marathoning away from this past relationship that had destroyed you like no other before while tranquilly fixing your broken heart on the way. That run was a good cardio.

But sometimes, cardio is not enough, and even just the small sight of an overpriced whisky bottle or the smell of Leon’s perfume on some guy’s clothes is enough to reopen your wounds.           And when it happens, you always do the same thing, you break the damn bottle - and run cause damn! it’s expensive! -  or you tell the guy his perfume smells like cheap cologne and that he should definitely change it, which is an improvement on your past destructive behaviour, since there was a time shortly after the break up when you would have simply dragged the guy to your place to let him fuck you senseless while imagining he was Leon. All that just for the illusion to feel him again and for the sake to kick him out the next morning, screaming like a hysterical psycho.

So imagine, for a small second, the wave of intense feelings surging out of your healing heart when, in the middle of a cafe, you hear some dude sitting behind you ordering Leon’s favourite whisky while wearing the same bloody perfume. “It’s got to be relentless persecution at that point!” You sigh, already annoyed, closing your book more violently than intended. Hope you’re ready, stranger! Because you’re not in the mood to deal with this right now.            You turn around with a fake smile that reflects perfectly your irritation, ready to give him hell, your sharpest riposte already burning your tongue. After all, he deserves it and you can’t help it.         But when you meet familiar – and freaking gorgeous - baby blue eyes you freeze and stare, suddenly confused and lost and refusing to believe that in spite of the intense running, love just jumped at your neck after all and it was sitting there, taking the shape of Leon S(tupid) Kennedy.

You should have stood up and left, run for your life, run for your heart. And yet, you didn’t.    You stayed there staring at him looking at you, allowing all your memories, the good ones and the bad ones, all your buried feelings to come back from the dead, embracing them as if you had missed them, which, let’s be honest, you probably had.            You tried to scream to yourself “Come on, Y/N! Shake a leg!” but it seemed that what you brain understood was something like “Cum on him! Open your legs!” as a couple of blurry hours later, you were on Leon’s bed, legs wide open, screaming his name and begging him not to stop his amazing thrusts.

Six months, you ran for six months … Well, looks like the run ends here and now. After a minute-long deep stare, an afternoon of amazing sex and two hours long of something blurry in between.

“I missed you.” And there you were! The moment all couples that broke up have after one of them (in this case Leon with the infamous ‘I missed you line’) starts to believe they miraculously rekindled their love. The fatal post-coital cuddling session that you don’t know how to react to, as you think of all the possibilities before you.      Possibility Number 1) You tell Leon you missed him too and cuddle, enjoying that embrace you secretly yearned for months. But that includes forgetting what he has done or pretending that nothing happened.     Possibility Number 2) You push him away, get dressed, leave again and act as if this afternoon never happened. But if Leon doesn’t remind you of it, the ache between your legs will, that’s for sure!   Possibility Number 3) You jump him again until you sore even more and hope that you’ll be able to leave afterwards.         Frankly, all possibilities suck because, in all cases, it seems like you lose. Since,       with Possibility Number 1) you lose the run forever, with Possibility Number 2) you lose him again and with Possibility Number 3) well it’s result 1 or 2 + your body aching like crazy for days. I suck at math but no need to be Einstein to know the result of this calculation looks unpleasant.    So what do you choose?

You see a triangular dice rolling in your head, showing a never-ending succession of 1, 2 and 3 that doesn’t make any sense and that confuse you even more than you already are. 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 2 ! Oh for fuck’s sake!

You grimace, angry and pissed at Leon and probably even more at yourself, and finally leaves his bed and his strong warm arms, feeling the tears furiously forming in your eyes. “I can’t” You can’t look at him in the eyes. You don’t want to see his confusion, don’t want to see his pain as he witnesses all his hopes shatter to pieces.         “ What do you mean?” You can hear the sheets crease behind you, alerting you of Leon’s agitation, so you hurry and pick up all your clothes scattered in his room. You must leave, now. 2! 2 it is!  “This! All This! This afternoon never happened.” You tell him, putting on your clothes with sudden clumsy and trembling hands, not caring if your bra is correctly hooked or if you put your shirt on back to front. Your heart. You have to think of your poor heart first.          “Hey, hey, hey.” You feel Leon’s hand softly grabbing your arms and you let go of whatever you were holding right now. His voice is sweet and trying to be comforting. Don’t look at him Y/N! Don’t look at him! “Look at me.” You do. Damn it! And you see his gorgeous blue eyes staring at you, studying your flustered face and the tears slowly drowning your (colour) look. You missed those eyes. You missed them so.damn.much ! As much as you missed his hands cupping your face and his thumbs wiping up your tears. God! How many tears those thumbs have missed recently. “It’s alright.”

You want to believe him. You really do. But there is this voice screaming in your head and very clearly this time. A voice shouting, forcing you to remember that night, that awful nightmarish night, the one when you felt your heart break and your dreams turn to ashes. All that because of him and his obsession for her.

“No, it’s not alright, Leon.” You shake your head and miraculously manage to take a small step back. You never thought you could. But you had to. You can’t stay close to him. You can’t let him touch you, feel you. Not if you want to run away. And you have to run away. Like her! Like Ada. Ada! “I told you. For as long as you have feelings for Ada, I can’t … we can’t…”     “Please don’t talk about her.” He begs and rubs his hand over his face. Is he trying to chase her away from his mind? Is she still in here? Please, let her not be in here.    “But she’s the reason we’re in this situation now. She’s the reason why we’re in this mess.” You insist only for the sake to see his reaction when you mention Ada, to see if she’s still under his skin, somewhere. “Ada is not the reason. I am!” Leon corrects you, a finger directed at his heavy chest as he is putting the full blame on himself for the first time since that night. “I am the one who went after Ada when I shouldn’t have! I am the reason why we broke up! I am the reason why we are so miserable!”         “But I was fine!” You shouted back in an attempt to show him he was wrong refusing to listen to that part of you who knew he was completely right. You were miserable without him. “I was doing fine until you came back and fucked everything up! I was healing goddamnit!”             You felt new tears rolling along your red cheeks and quickly wipe them off with the back of your hand that felt so callous and rough in comparison to Leon’s gentle touch. “You can’t just jump back into my life like this and expect me to forget!”

Leon nods, agreeing with you in a certain way. But the truth is, he doesn’t want you to forget. He doesn’t expect you to erase his mistake. He just wants you to forgive him … No, he just wants you to come back to him. Period. And that’s got to be what you want to. It has to!   “So why did you have sex with me, huh?” He finally asks even though he already knows your answer. “Tell me!” You’re not the kind of person who has meaningless sex, not the kind of person who worships one’s body with divine kisses and devoted caresses if they mean nothing. “Why did you have sex with me?” And yet the answer he wishes to hear doesn’t come out. “For fuck’s sake Y/N! Answer me! Why?” He shouts making you shiver and cry even more.    “Because I LOVE YOU!” You finally scream. And it hurts. It hurts but it feels good too. Like a weight lifted off your chest. “Because I missed you too! Because those months without you have been terrible! Because I don’t know how to handle even just the thought of you or the sound of your voice in my voicemail. Because each time I see something that makes me think of you, I’m a mess and I do things that normal me would never do! You fucked me up, Leon! You fucked me up but I love you! And I hate to love you!” You grunt in pain and relief, enraged but happy that you finally let everything out. And Leon listens in silence, frozen by your powerful honest confession. But he doesn’t know how to react. He doesn’t know what to say. Part of him is overjoyed, ecstatic that you still love him but there is another part that just feels terrible, sorry for the pain your love for him caused you even in his absence.   “But you see—“ You continue “That’s the problem in our relationship, Leon! I love you in ways that are so intense, that go beyond sanity. And you love me by half.”    You see him crumple, his horrified face looking suddenly very pale as if he had just heard some dreadful news. Is that really how you feel? Is that how you see his love for you? Is that what he has made you believe?         “Goodbye Leon.”

With the full intention to leave Leon’s place for good and never come back, you grab you bag on your way out of the bedroom while carelessly shoving your underwear inside of it since you forgot to put them on in the midst of panic and precipitation. Get out of here, Y/N! Now! A reasonable voice encourages you. Listen to me!    But this not what Leon wants.

“I never loved you by half.” He declares and you abruptly stop, asking God if he’s some kind of sadist that loves seeing you in pain from the comfort of his divine sofa somewhere in heaven. “Never.” But it’s not God and his sadism that makes you turn around. It’s you, and your masochist love for that blue-eyed man before you.     “I don’t believe you” Your voice almost doesn’t leave your throat as you try not to sob.           “But it’s the truth.” He says with a calm soothing voice as he slowly approaches you. “I never imagined my future with Ada. I never wished to grow old with her or build a home with her.” You want to tell Leon to stop talking, to stay where he is but your body doesn’t seem to respond. And when you feel him grabbing your hands in his and the comforting warmth that goes with that simple touch, you know that leaving is now an almost impossible task. “Yes. I admit it. My feelings for her were real.” Even when his honesty hurts you, you don’t know how to leave anymore. “But they were nothing in comparison to what I feel for you.”     You try to let go, pulling your hands away from his loving grip but he holds you back. And you’re not strong enough. Or maybe, you just don’t want to be strong. Everything is so confusing. Everything is tearing you apart.     “But they’re still here, aren’t they?” You question, hoping his answer might give you a clue, might give you the strength to make the correct decision. Do you leave? Or do you stay? “And they’ll keep coming back each she goes back into your life. You can’t let go of her.”    “You’re maybe right.” His words hurt you more than you thought they would. They hurt like hell because you realise there are not the ones you wanted to hear. You wanted to hear him say that he would let go of Ada, for good, for you. You wanted to hear that because deep down … YOU WANTED TO FUCKING STAY! “But can you let go of your past?” He continues and you shake your head refusing to hear any other word coming out of Leon’s mouth.       “Don’t!” You beg, weary.           “No! Listen to me this time. Ada is my past, Y/N. She’s my past. And you … you’re my future. You’re my life, damn it!” He doesn’t cry but you don’t need his tears to sense how emotional and how honest he is. And suddenly, you just want to listen to him. “And I was a fool not to see it sooner. When you left me, I felt a void I had never felt in my entire life. I felt like a part of me was missing. And then, the bombing in Washington happened, and it was like I had nothing left. I needed you. I wanted you. You. Not Ada.”      “Leon” You whisper and he cups your face again, blue eyes staring deep into yours, allowing you to see everything in him, his strong love for you and all the weaknesses he hated to admit. “It was you in my mind. Only you. And it will always be you. Because I love you. Now. Today. And I will always love you.”

You cry even more, uncertain if those tears are tears of sorrow, tears of joy or a mix of both. God, how can your emotions be such a mess right now? How can you be wishing to shout at him with all the anger you’ve accumulated and, at the same time, willing to kiss him with all love you’ve got?

“If you got to believe something. Believe that. And if that’s not enough and you think you can be happy with someone else. Then go. I won’t hold you back.” You frown. He is fucking lying. You’re sure of it. “You can’t stop running after me and you know it.” He smiles and scoffs, sensing that hint of sudden defiance in your tone he enjoys a lot.  “True. I can’t sop running after you. But I’ll do my best not to catch you if that’s what you want. But you got to tell me. Is that what you truly want?” You don’t reply. Truth is, you’re not sure what to say not because you’re not sure that’s what you want but because you’re not sure you can trust him if you let him in again.                        “No.” You whisper. “No, that’s not what I want. I want you. All of you.” You can see Leon struggle to contain his growing joy as it starts to glimmer brighter and brighter in his irises. He doesn’t want to cry victory just yet. He is cautious and rightfully so. “But can I?”        “Want me?” He smiles. “ Have you completely?” You correct, searching for a promise in his eyes, one you hope, you wish he would not break this time.     “Trust me with your heart again and find out.”

This better not hurt this time…

[fanficmemes]

Ah damn we low on fics for cas this week? *chugs vodka* alright ao3 tab I will regret opening here I come

So I was torn between submitting this fic or the omegaverse mind break robot fucking fic, but this one had better paragraph spacing and I guess slightly more cursed content? Also surprisingly enough I did not find this in the dd:dne tag, although really, that would apply. Also it's a sonic fic, probably not super cursed and definitely not the WORST sonic fic out there but I don't have the patience to scour ffn for the really fucked up stuff, so this will have to do. (And yes, I did willingly look at the dd:dne sonic fics, no I'm not okay and yes I'm surprised too that there was nothing there I thought worth submitting).

Anyways. So this fic is about sonic getting captured by the black arms (some alien hivemind race for those who don't know) and being used as their breeding bitch. He wakes up captive in some room where Doom (the leader of the alien race) explains that he is only alive because Shadow (who has Doom's DNA and is therefore his son) wants him to "be part of creation" and since he's the prince and heir to the whole hivemind, Doom let's him keep sonic. He also explains that they cannot experience sexual pleasure like sonic and Shadow can, so they're gonna experience that through the two of them via hivemind shit, and in return for letting Doom experience an orgasm, sonic will get to bear and give birth to the next generation of black arms. Truly the deal of the century

So shadow gets real close and is practically on top of sonic, with Doom in the room and restraining sonic with tentacles. Naturally sonic is protesting the whole time, saying he'd rather die than be involved in this "deranged alien incest" and begging shadow to come to his senses and let sonic go and help him fight back. Shadow refuses and calls Doom daddy, which is certainly a Thing to add on top of the rest of all the shit going on, and he presses their dicks together and starts to jerk them off because Doom isn't going to breed sonic until after he's experienced an orgasm

Eventually the tentacles realise they are here for more than just restrains and are, in fact, a kink in and of themselves, because they start to wrap around their combined hedgehog dicks and one of them splits in half and goes straight into sonic and Shadow's dicks, fucking them. Another tentacle removes Shadow's hand and encases both of their dicks within itself like a "gelatinous cage" and as they both fuck into this gelatinous cage I'm trying to decide if I'm more horrified by the content, the fact that it's hedgehog and alien porn, or by the way the author keeps saying rod and manhood instead of cock and dick (also I'm realising this all sounds like it's escalating incredibly quickly but the fic itself is actually quite well paced but it's 2am and there's a lot of talking that I cba to repeat so y'all get the speedrun edition)

This continues as Doom continues to take pleasure from the hivemind shenanigans, and he says that sonic will not be allowed to cum unless he asks for it. Out of his mind with pleasure bc by now he has gone through quite a lot of teasing, sonic asks Doom to let them cum, also calling him daddy, which I can't decide if that's better or worse than Shadow calling him daddy.

So at LAST Doom lets them cum, taking a moment to admire the sensation that he's never felt until now. He praises sonic for doing so well, says shadow made a good choice for their new host, an announces that they will now begin "fornicating"

Exhausted from being teased and fucked, sonic is lifted against Doom's chest and doesn't quite realize what's happening until a new tentacle, this one the size of a fist, starts to shove its way up his ass and into his intestines. Sonic begins to panic again and starts to struggle to get free, but since he's exhausted it does not work, and he just has to lie back against Doom and take it as an egg sack is shoved into his ass. The first one exhausts him so much from the pain that he can't even fight against the second one, which, in contrast to the first, starts to feel pleasurable.

While this is going on, Shadow is jerking himself off, beating his meat, if you will (hi, star wars poop anon!) and eventually cums to watching sonic get eggs shoved up his ass. Not that sonic notices since he's so out of it. Shadow then crawls into Sonic's lap and cuddles with him to try and soothe him. Exhausted, in pain, and with some amount of pleasure, sonic submits to Shadow's affectionate petting and relaxes into an uneasy rest as his body finally starts to accept the eggs. When he wakes up he lets shadow fuss over him until the birth. The fic ends on sonic saying he blames the effect of the hivemind and the eggs in him for willingly being their surrogate again and again because it's the only thing that keeps him sane. And then it's over, all 4k words of fucked up hedgehog alien incest smut

So, yeah. There's like two or three fics like this (sonic getting captured and bred by the black arms) but this was the first one I found and was the most memorable. Like I said, there's probably way worse sonic fics out there, so this isn't THAT cursed by comparison, but I'm too lazy to go look for them, cause god knows finding fucked up fics on ffn is only easy if you're NOT looking for them

Please appreciate my sacrifice, because hedgehog porn is something I never wanted to read, but hey, anything to keep the fanfic memes community entertained. Happy cas!

I can’t believe I made it through this whole ask without dying of radiation poisoning anyways 7.5/10

[alicedoessurveys]

Doctor Who Tag

yes im a nerd...

CHILDHOOD

1. Did you like DW as a child?

I was 10 when it came back on telly with Eccleston and the first episode with the autons scared me so much my mom wouldn't let me watch it again until a couple years later, but yeah my teens I was obsessed with DW... still am at age 25

2. Your age at the time of the revival?

10

3. First DW episode you ever saw?

‘Rose’

4. Did you have any of the toys?

I still have the eleventh doctor’s screwdriver... I used to have some of the figures but there in storage now somewhere

5. Which DW character did you play on the playground?

didn't play it on the playground

6. Monster(s) that scared you most as a child?

all of them! the ones that still scare me now are the Cybermen and the Autons... genuinely cant walk past a shop mannequin without being suspicious 

7. Joke/story you didn’t get as a kid?

as a kid, any of the innuendo type jokes

8. DW opinion that has changed since you were a kid?

idk I think I still have the same opinions

9. Who introduced you to DW?

parents

10. Did you like Sarah Jane Adventures as a child?

I LOVED SJA!! I miss that show, and Elizabeth Slade :(

DOCTOR

11. Who is your Doctor?

Ten was the doctor that made me fall in love with Doctor Who 

12. Your favourite Doctor?

omg why not just ask me who my favourite child is... (I don't have kids but you know what I mean) if I had to chose my top three are ten, eleven and thirteen

13. Least favourite Doctor?

purely just because he doesn't have enough episodes... nine...

14. Best regeneration?

none of them I hate regenerations :( they make me sad, im too emotionally invested in every single one

15. Do you like “Doctor-Lite” episodes?

they're not my faves

16. Who is the most human Doctor?

I think nine maybe? or twelve?

17. Best multi-Doctor story?

the 50th anniversary special 

18. Best Doctor monologue?

“Hello Stonehenge! who takes the pandorica, takes the universe. but bad news everyone, cause guess who? HA! You lot you're all whizzing about- its really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING. Question of the hour is, who's got the pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question, who's coming to take it from me? Come on, look at me! No plan. No backup. No weapons worth a damn. oh and something else, I don't have anything to lose. So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly little guns and you've got any plans on taking the pandorica tonight... just remember who's standing in your way. remember ever black day I ever stopped you and then- AND THEN- do the smart thing... let somebody else try first.”

not copied and pasted, remember that from the top of my head... its always there waiting in my mind incase I ever need an epic monologue :’)

19, What do you think TenToo/MetaCrisis Doctor is doing now?

hopefully living his best life with Rose

20. Best Doctor/companion pairing?

ten and donna 

COMPANIONS

21. Favourite companion?

Donna, Clara, Amy

22. Favourite secondary companion?

is Mickey classed as secondary? idk

23. Least favourite companion?

Ryan

24. Best TARDIS Team?

Doctor, Amy and Rory

25. Most underrated companion?

Graham, but that may just be cause I love Bradders

26. Most overrated companion?

Rose... I like her but idk, I think she gets more hype than she deserves.. don't @ me

27. Favourite companion’s family?

Rose’s mom

28. Who should have been a companion but wasn’t?

idk I cant think of anyone

29. Favourite (canon or non-canon) DW universe relationship?

Amy and Rory

30. Who did you not used to like, but really like now?

wasn't keen on Bill at first but by the end I really liked her, same with Rory

EPISODES

31. Favourite episode ever?

girl in the fireplace

32. Least favourite episode?

most of Chibnall’s episodes tbh sorry not sorry 

33. Which episodes do you skip?

the regeneration episodes

34. Best two-parter?

Human Nature - Family of Blood

35. Historical, present day or futuristic episodes?

I like them all in there own way but I think present is fave, then historical, then future

36. Episode that will always make you smile?

all of them

37. Episode that will always make you cry?

Rory and Amy’s last episode :’(

38. Best run of episodes?

ugh I cant answer this theres too many 

39. Best cliffhanger?

the end of Spyfall part one when the Master reveals who he is... I was SHOOK

40. Favourite Christmas special?

Voyage of the Damned

SERIES

41. Classic Who or New Who?

new who

42. Favourite series?

four or five

43. Least favourite series?

eleven, I just cant with the writing

44. Which series do you skip?

none

45. Favourite series opening?

eleventh hour

46. Favourite series finale?

Doomsday

47. Best series arc?

Bad Wolf

48. Thoughts on series 11/12?

I adore Jodie Whittaker and her doctor, and although I think 3 companions is too many I do love Yaz and Graham (Ryan is hit & miss). I just think theyve been massively let down by the stories/writing... they’ve tried to hard to tick certain boxes and completely missed what Doctor Who is about for a lot of people.. an escape from the real world into these outrageous unbelievable but lovable fun alien adventures 

49. How much of Classic Who have you seen?

not a lot

50. Who should have had another series?

NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE 

MONSTERS

51. Favourite monster/villain?

the master 

52. Most creative monster?

Weeping Angels, whoever came up with monsters that look like statues and only move when you're not looking at them is genius 

53. Monster(s) that scares you most?

Autons, Cybermen, the creepy dolls from Night Terrors, the ones from Waters of Mars, Weeping Angels

54. Monster you think is too easy to defeat?

idk

55. Least favourite monster/villain?

absorbaloff

56. Monster you want to return?

The Master, I really hope that isn't the last we see of Dhawan

57. In your opinion, what makes a monster good?

being genuinely scary, 

58. Daleks, Cybermen or Weeping Angels?

Weeping Angels

59. Best Dalek story?

Daleks in Manhatten

60. Best one time villain/monster?

my brain has gone blank I cant think of an answer right now 

ADDITIONAL MATERIAL

61. Torchwood or Sarah Jane Adventures?

SJA

62. Favourite Torchwood Team member?

I haven't watched it all so I couldn't say 

63. Which Torchwood death made you saddest?

again, not watched it all 

64. Do you rewatch COE or MD?

huh

65. Favourite SJA Team member?

Sarah Jane

66. Mr Smith or K-9?

K-9

67. Maria or Rani?

Rani

68. Do you read the comics/novels or listen to Big Finish?

Nope

69. If you do, your favourite additional stories?

n/a

70. Do you like DW analysis (video essays, fan theories, etc)?

yes

DESIGN/PRODUCTION

71. Favourite piece of alien tech?

the sonic, I love how it is so multipurpose except for when it comes to wood 

72. Favourite piece of Murray Gold music?

I am the Doctor - gets me pumped every time 

73. Favourite TARDIS design?

Ten’s Tardis 

74. Has the 2005 era CGI aged well?

actually yeah, I was rewatching the ‘are you my mummy’ episodes the other day and my God when the gas masks emerged from the faces... ooooooof I was like omg how 

75. Favourite Doctor outfit?

eleven or thirteen

76. Monster with the best design?

not really a design more of a costume.. I live Dhawan master’s costume. that shade of purple, oof he so stylish 

77. Best show runner?

idk

78. Best writer?

Gatiss

79. Best opening titles?

eleven’s titles where the Tardis is flying and being zapped is cool but thirteens music hits different 

80. Will DW age well/stay popular in the future?

I hope so, I feel like its lasted this long surely it can last forever.. if the writers don't fuck it up... 

IF YOU WERE IN THE SHOW

81. Time period you’d want to go with the Doctor?

whatever time means Id get to wear the most beautiful costumes

82. Planet/place you’d want to go with the Doctor?

Galifrey, pre-desctruction

83. Doctor you’d most like to travel with?

any of them, please and thank you

84. Companion you’d most like to travel with?

donna, sceso a good laugh but also I feel like she’d look after me 

85. Monster you’d like to defeat/fight?

The Master 

86. If you could go back on your own history (like Father’s Day), where would you go?

back to when I was a toddler, I wanna see what I was like 

87. If you could ask the Doctor anything, what would you ask?

theres too many to ask 

88. Historical figure you’d like to meet?

Shakespeare

89. How do you think you’d meet the Doctor?

id probably be rescued from doing something stupid and then the doc would be like you know what the bitch clearly needs supervision she's coming with me 

90. Would you travel forwards or backwards in time first?

backwards

IF YOU MADE THE SHOW

91. Historical event would you like to see in DW?

Hamilton

92. Issue you’d like to see addressed in DW?

idk 

93. Who would you completely erase from the DW universe?

Ruth

94. One unanswered DW question you’d love to know the answer to?

where is Clara now?

95. Actor/actress you’d like to see play the Doctor?

Phoebe Waller Bridge (or Lin Manuel Miranda)

96. Actor/actress you’d like to see play a companion?

Andrew Scott (yes I did just basically recast fleabag and hot priest)

97. Is DW “too political”?

series 11 got a bit like that 

98. Which characters fate would you changed?

Danny Pink

99. What about DW could be improved?

I think ive made my options about Chibnall pretty clear... 

100. If you could write an episode of DW, any ideas for what you’d do

bring back Jenny, the Doctor / Daughter adventures they would have. I’m actually writing a fic about it if you wanna read.... here

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@echoingkarma

7 airplanes were flying in to New York, from 7 different locations. And 7 different people were going to meet each other in rl for the first time.

One was expected to arrive at 10:07am, another at 10:14, two at 10:24, and the other three between 10:28 and 10:45.

A person named Robin sat at a window seat on the flight that would land first. They turned to look out the window as they heard the pilot come on the PA system, or

"Please prepare for arrival. We will land in approximately 7 minutes."

Approaching the ground they held their breath, almost exploding from excitement.

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To see a girl around the age of 15 dancing in a circle at the edge of the street on the sidewalk was a sight for sore eyes to many strangers and bystanders walking by. She was ready as hell for this day, almost walking out the door days earlier wearing a fucking party hat. ‘Another time for that though.’, she thought. ‘Another time…’ Besides that, her trip on the way in the plane was a disaster as she had clutched her Sonic plush, silently praying that they didn’t encounter a dragon itself in the skies where they could’ve crashed at any moment.

‘If I must go on another god damn plane, I’ll kill everyone in this airport along with myself!’, was another thought on the way off the airplane and into the airport. Getting off track though, she was waiting for the delivery men to send her jeep. Why? Because she wasn’t going to walk there, cause fuck that. Checking her phone and noticing time was passing too quickly, she flipped when she finally saw the big moving truck. Along with it was her purple jeep being pulled behind it, the colors fading from the darkest in the back to the color white in the front. How beautiful.

Credexen wasted no time, practically prancing towards the workers, giving them high fives and their payment before divebombing into the jeep’s driver seat. She fumbled with the keys and dropped them before picking them up, only to drop them another time as she cursed. It was time! And it was only the beginning!! Not old enough to drive this beautiful jeep bastard, she cackled as she turns the key in its place and turned on the ignition to the car. And with a yell of a rampaging demon of hell, she drove off in the morning light as she did nothing to obey the traffic laws. God help them all.

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Now 4 of the 7 flights had landed.

Sofie was in the bathroom, looking in the mirror, trying to calm herself down. She grabbed a hairbrush and put her hair up, desperately trying to make herself look presentable. She wore her favorite gray hoodie with jeans, and a choker. The outfit she had planned two weeks before. She took a deep breath and stepped outside the women's room to see two people that fit the description of Furi and Robin.

"KARMA! FURI!"

Robin and Furi both ran to greet Sofie. Robin gave their friend a hug and Furi shook her hand.

"It's so nice to see you two!" Sofie exclaimed

"Ikr, but wheres Credex??" Robin asks

Furi shrugs, "Wasn't she supposed to get here before us?"

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Nia clutched a bag close to her, inside holding a small gift box. It wasn’t really well planned out, but just a little something to further spruce up the occasion. The plane ride down gave her a rewarding experience, the rush of adrenaline. So much about this meet up was intricate and left her tugging at the corners of her bag, body in a constantly fueled shake. Today would be exciting for sure.

As the passengers filed out and headed for their locations, Nia took to looking around for some recognizable signs. Every person looked busy or intimidating so she wasn’t sure if she could wander up and ask about anything, and no one really stopped to take in their surroundings that often in all the hustle and bustle.

She ended up jogging to the group with her bag swung over her shoulder, glasses slipping down the bridge of her nose and a sideways smile. It looked like she got trampled from sheer anticipation and nervousness had those taken physical forms. “Hey!”

Ash and Jason had actually met each other prior to approaching the gang and tagged with each other once they realized they were heading the same way. There were already dozens of aesthetically pleasing photos in Ash’s phone, saved for the rekindling of the trip’s memories after everyone had gotten their share of screams and hugs. Jason strayed off a bit with curious eyes at everything going on but had a jump in his step.

Once they approached the group, Ash waved and Jason screeched with joy. No one here was without excitement.

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@credexen @starlights-and-submarines

[peridotswallow]

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT THE MUN.

Repost, not reblog! Tag 6 muns you would like to get to know better when done!

Mun Name: Peridot Swallow Nickname: Peri, Snuggleupigus, Sir Hugalot, Joy, Princess (my grandfather is responsible for that one.). Age: Not publicly available, sorry. 18+. If I feel know you, I might tell you. Faceclaim: I’m not sure I understand this concept enough to give one. Pronouns: She/her Height: 5′4′’ aprox Birthday: 10th August, I mean, it did just happen so. Aesthetic: Elegant vampires, cute doggies, cetic stuff, grimm fairytale, kittens, folklore, greek & norse mythology, anthropomorphic animals, cute animals in general, Lilo & Stich, Plushies, woodlands, May day, turtle necks, big thick coats, woolly jumpers with traditional knitting pretties in them, blues & greens, bubble tea, banana jokes, unfinished sketches, Discworld books, Don’t starve, Undertale, dragons. Last song you listened to: The Voice by Celtic Women, but nightcore.

Favourite muse(s) you’ve written: I’ve had so many over the years, oh goodness. If we keep it to just this blog it’d be a choice between Pupson, Red, Minty and Knight... Okay, I love Pupson to bits, but he’s not as fun as the other two. And Minty can be awkward to write, even if he is fun... So Red or Knight. I use both publicly and privately.

But they’re only my Current favourites. Before I got into Don’t Starve my favourite muse was Underfell Sans. Before Undertale? Uhhh. Grendal the exasperated lizard monster who was sooo done with Sonic’s shit. I think he was either a lawyer, an accountant or a diplomat in a post Robotnik world. He worked for a King Sonic and essentially baby sat him so he wouldn’t embarrass his wife, Queen Sally.

What inspired you to take on your current muse (that you are posting this on): Uhhhh... Well I was inspired to turn this into an rp blog by @a-dynamite-digger, which also gave me the idea for Beta Red (very different from actual Red btw).

The hound Wilson art on @maxwil-sojjeok‘s old blog gave me the inspiration for Pupson, and I borrowed a lot of Knight’s backstory for him.

Discworld obviously inspired current Red.

Rough was inspired by this short film.

Knight came much sooner, a couple of years actually. He was a private muse from before I had the courage to blog. These pieces of art (link 1, link 2) were the inspiration, but he’s come a long, long way. Apart from scars and owning two dark swords he’s pretty much unrecognisable.

What are your favourite aspects of your current muse: Red is so god damn fabulous and over the top, he’s a pleasure to write. But it’s sooooo good when I get explore his other facets.

Knight has a lot going on. It’s difficult to explain, but I love that he just doesn’t give a shit anymore. He just straight up doesn’t care about anything that doesn’t concern his little protectorate of friends and family.

Minty’s dissonent cuteness is it’s own reward, and he lets me kill other muses without remorse.

Rough is just adorable and precious.

Pupson is wonderful when the chemistry between muses works just so. I love him for his flexibilty and relationships.

What’s your biggest inspiration when it comes to writing: Discworld, Mythology, folklore, music.

Favourite types of threads: PupsonxMelanie threads. They’re just beautiful.

Red sass threads.

Minty’s killing threads.

Threads that let Knight be his sassy, no shit giving self. Just... If you can find an excuse for him to be sent after your muse, or any other opportunities for him to do this PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

Triumphant threads. Seriously. If you have a triumphant blog THROW THEM AT ME. Boss Pupson or Knight around. Sass battle with Red. Be confused by Minty or Rough. PLEASE.

Biggest struggle in regards to your current muse: Pupson is difficult to write in intimate situations. The lewder the harder it is, uness claws and teeth are involved.

Red overshares. He can’t keep his mouth shut. And he doesn’t do fluff well. He just doesn’t get that mellow.

Rough is too sweet. Too forgiving. I’m scared for them.

WX is unco-operative. Always.

Maxwell is same as above with the added difficulty that he can’t speak.

Knight can be difficult to put in the right situation. He thrives in battle, physical or otherwise. Super competitive. But outside that he’s hard to write.

Minty is hard when he isn’t suckering someone.

Tagged by Stolen from: @krupnick Tagging: @ask-the-cursed-birb, @lost-dead-ones, @the-wanderer-willow , Anyone else who wants to do it.

[shrbrt-blog1]

The Vans Warped Tour release 2017 lineup!

The Warped Tour 2017 edition has its lineup, and it's as diverse as it comes. From death metal to pop to ska punk to hip hop and emo, there's a handful of bands for most young people. Of course, there was a leak over the weekend with the suspected lineup for the Cincinnati date. This was hours before I went and photographed two of the bands on the leaked lineup, Trophy Eyes, and Boston Manor. I refused to post the leak images or lineup because I just fucking hate that kind of shit, and it happens every year.

It makes me wish Kevin Lyman would send out fake press releases for a fake lineup and then fucking trick every asshole who said they were "underwhelmed" by the lineup. Unless you have curated events on a massive scale, how can you be so critical about this shit? If you don't like a lineup for a show, do you go? No! So what is the difference with the festival circuit? Is it because you feel like you own it? Like it's just for you? Well, not everything is for your kiddos. So hopefully I will see many of you who see through that bull shit. Now let's get to the lineup! One thing before scrolling, I ordered the artists at the bottom of each stage as the artists who are not playing the July 21st date in Auburn Hills, Michigan since that is our local date for the Warped Tour. 

2017 VANS WARPED TOUR FULL LINEUP

Journeys Left Foot I Prevail - 6.16-8.06 Attila – 6.16–7.2 and 7.6-8.6 Wastsky 6.17-7.14 & 7.16-7.18, 7.20-7.21 & 7.23-8.6 New Years Day – 6.16-8.6 Hawthorne Heights – 6.16-8.06 CKY – 6.16-8.06 Futuristic – 6.16-6.23 6.25-8.6 Sammy Adams – 6.16-7.28, 8.1-86 Jule Vera 6.16-8.06 Never Shout Never – 6.27-7.07 Bowling For Soup 6.27-7.2 7.26 7.27 7.29 7.30

Journeys Right Foot American Authors 6.16-7.19 7.21-8.6 Our Last Night – 6.16-8.06 Save Ferris – 6.22-8.1 8.5 Beartooth – 6.28-8.06 Hands Like Houses – 6.16-8.06 Neck Deep - 6.16-8.06 Andy Black – 6.16-8.06 Dance Gavin Dance – 6.16-8.06 Memphis May Fire – 6.16-8.06 Goldfinger 6.16-6.17 & 8.4-8.6 Streelight Manifesto – 6.24 ONLY

Hard Rock Cafe Stage Adolescents – 6.16-8.06 The Ataris – 6.16-8.01 Fire From The Gods 6.16-8.06 Valient Thorr – 6.16-8.06 Municipal Waste – 6.16-7.2 7.6-8.6 Sick Of It All – 6.21-8.06 Bad Cop Bad Cop – 6.16-8.06 The Suicide Machines – 7.18-7.21 Anti Flag 6.27-7.24 The Alarm – 7.7-7.16.8.4-8.6 TSOL – 7.22-8.06 The Dickies – 6.16-6.22 6.24 6.25 Doll Skin – 6.16-6.25 Strung Out – 6.16-7.11 8.4-8.6

Skullcandy Stage War On Women – 6.16-8.06 William Control – 6.16-8.06 Alestorm – 6.21-8.06 Barb Wire Dolls – 6.16-8.06 Sonic Boomsix – 6.16-8.06 Stacked Like Pancakes – 7.16-8.06 The White Noise – 6.16-8.06 Microwave – 6.16-8.06 Big D and The Kids Table – 7.06-7.16 Twilight Creeps – 8.4-8.6 Riverboat Gamblers – 7.29-7.30 Bad Seed Rising – 6.16-7.04 Street Dogs – 7.06-7.16

Full Sail University Stage Bad Omens – 7.4-7.24 Trophy Eyes – 6.16-8.06 Boston Manor – 6.16-8.06 Courage My Love – 6.16-8.06 The Gospel Youth – 6.16-8.06 Creeper – 6.16-8.06 The Fantastical Plastics – 6.16-8.2 Separations – 7.6-7.24 Feeki – 6.16-8.6 Knocked Loose – 6.16-8.6 Movements – 6.16-8.6 Farewell Winters – 6.16-8.6 Playboy Manbaby - 6.22 and 8.6 Naked Walrus – 6.23-6.24 One Last Shot – 7.7-7.10 Shattered Sun – 7.26-8.6 Tillie – 7.26-8.06 Carousel Kings – 6.16-7.5

Monster Energy Mutant Zone North Stick To your Guns – 6.16-7.2 7.6-8.6 Sylar – 6.16-8.06 Silent Planet – 6.16-8.06 Fit For A King - 6.16-8.06 Counterparts – 6.16-8.06 The Acacia Strain – 6.16-8.06 Candiria – 6.21-8.06 Being As An Ocean – 6.16-8.06 Hatebreed – 6.21-8.06

Monster Energy Mutant Zone South After The Burial – 6.16-8.06 Silverstein – 6.16-8.06 Sworn In – 6.16-8.06 Gwar – 6.16-8.06 Too Close To Touch – 6.16-8.06 Carnifex – 6.16-8.06 Emmure – 6.16-8.06 Hundreth – 6.16-8.06 Blessthefall – 6.16-8.06

See? Not that bad at all. I actually think it's fucking impressive. There are legends on this tour. Sick of it All, GWAR!, Hatebreed, The Adolescents, TSOL, Strung Out, The Suicide Machines. If you haven't heard of these bands, educate yourselves on them and understand some of them are a privilege to see on this tour. These are artists who helped shape genres and some are the reason half the bands on this list even exist. Harcore punk legends SOIA...  how the fuck do you get to death metal without punk music? I guess it's easy nowadays but it hasn't always been that way. It was gradual you know?

Now how do you get to emo and pop punk without punk music either? It's all kind of relative. If we did a damn flow chart you would have to get through punk to get to almost every heavy genre around. There's a reason metalheads love the Misfits and Dead Kennedys and Bad Religion.

I love the back and forth between the heaviest of genres, or the more punk shit, or the emo and pop punk stuff that will always be a good time. I get it, I was 17 too once. I know how it feels to grow up going to this festival. I get why people get pissed, but like I said before, not everything is for everyone and that's ok. It's not to be exclusionary at all, it's to actually open your mind to new ideas and sounds and influences. I didn't get to the point where I wanted my face melted off by bands like Carnifex and The Acacia Strain and the 2017 lineup of Emmure, without years of moshing to punk and dancing to ska music. Way back when hall shows were still happening around these parts and I was playing, throwing, and going to these shows weekly, it was normal to have 4 or 5 different types of music in one show. Those were always my favorite. Emo to ska to punk to hardcore punk to metal or some variation of that kind of build up. The rad thing about a seven-stage festival is that each person can have a completely different experience than the person next to them. Warped Tour for me has always been the gateway festival. If you can do an all day Warped Tour from gates open to gates close, you should be able to handle most weekend festivals. Hope to see you all there and check out the dates below. Also, remember to share this as it helps the artists and us here at Shrbrt Mag to do what we do. You're literally helping build a home of an artist, photographer, musician, writer, A&R manager, and more things that I classify myself as. I can't thank you all enough for following me!

2017 VANS WARPED TOUR DATES

Tickets on sale at 10am local time on Wednesday March 22nd at vanswarpedtour.com

6.16     SEATTLE, WA 6.17     SALEM, OR 6.21     ALBUQUERQUE, NM 6.22     PHOENIX, AZ 6.23     LAS VEGAS, NV 6.24     SALT LAKE CITY, UT 6.25     DENVER, CO 6.27     NASHVILLE, TN 6.28     METAIRIE, LA 6.29     ATLANTA, GA 6.30     ORLANDO, FL 7.01     ST. PETERSBURG, FL 7.02     WEST PALM BEACH, FL 7.04     WILMINGTON, NC 7.06     CHARLOTTE, NC 7.07     CAMDEN, NJ 7.08     WANTAGH, NY 7.09     HARTFORD, CT 7.10     SCRANTON, PA 7.11     VIRGINIA BEACH, VA 7.12     MANSFIELD, MA 7.13     DARIEN CENTER, NY 7.14     BURGETTSTOWN, PA 7.15     HOLMDEL, NJ 7.16     COLUMBIA, MD 7.18     CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH 7.19     CINCINNATI, OH 7.20     NOBLESVILLE, IN 7.21     AUBURN HILLS, MI 7.22     TINLEY PARK, IL 7.23     SHAKOPEE, MN 7.24     MILWAUKEE, WI 7.26     MARYLAND HEIGHTS, MO 7.27     BONNER SPRINGS, KS 7.28     DALLAS, TX 7.29     SAN ANTONIO, TX 7.30     HOUSTON, TX 8.01     LAS CRUCES, NM 8.04     MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA 8.05     SAN DIEGO, CA 8.06     POMONA, CA

Warped Tour 2017 is going to be one for the record books. Rumors have surfaced about the lineup, and we would hate to spread false bull shit. Make sure to visit Vans Warped Tour on all their social accounts and give the bands from last year all the love they deserve! We will see you this summer Warped Tour! Find Chris aka Sherburt if you can!

www.vanswarpedtour.com

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