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something I like about Blue Sargent is that she’s so believably seventeen years old. she misses her mom and yearns to keep her friendships and also to pursue her future and grow. she insults her cousin to her face but loves and is very protective of her. she wears fingerless gloves to cemeteries to look cool even though she knows trying to look cool will bite her in the ass, she monologues about how if she opens her pink switchblade she’s sure she’ll cut herself as a sensible teen but also monologues about how she looves the idea of herself as a badass with a switchblade, and then she does indeed open it and cut herself and connects it to her emotional hurt. she’s both self-conscious and confident, and highly pretentious. She’s a one thousand year old condescending brat who wishes she was surrounded by fellow one thousand year old condescending brats at all times. she’s impulsive and idealistic and empathetic and sensible and stubborn and judgemental and curious and compassionate and playful and fiercely loving. she’s a fanciful sensible thing, she’s good but she’s not nice, she’s brave because she’s full of fear. I love her
#girl I modeled my personality after since I was eleven years old and I’m definitely not nearly as cool as her but god…#blue sargent#trc#the raven cycle#inspo: the Lisa Swallows post I just rbed. because Lisa and Blue are tethered#birdverse#a forever girl. thee girl of ya. real ones know!! real ones#s speaks
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#ace attorney#doug swallow#phoenix wright#aa3#turnabout memories#trials and tribulations#aa trials and tribulations#dahlia hawthorne#gyakuten saiban#kikuzo nonda#naruhodo ryuichi#shitpost#text post meme#peevesie speaks#i feel so bad for the guy 😔 he was just trying to be a bro#rip dude
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Lots of discussion about which bird has the most beautiful high-contrast plumage on my other post so I say we put it to a vote. Who’s your pick?
#pretty crazy that I would not vote for STK on any list they’re a part of but that speaks to the unmatched beauty of the Nazca booby#might be the prettiest bird in the world to me#birds#polls#Nazca booby#swallow-tailed kite#pied harrier#black-and-white hawk eagle#Smew#black-billed magpie
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Im in love with how the hearts are represented by nether stars,, its just one really cool to think of, instead of it being some modded in thing.
Like do you think the lifesteal members ever look at the night sky and think its alive? The night sky so full of lives, shining and shimmering just out of reach. Do they stare at the nightsky with greed, those with less hearts, do they stare with envy?
Do they ever kill the wither and think how remarkably similar they are to hearts? Holding the nether star close, like it might give them a life back. Do they identify witht he wither, they also drop those same stars when they die after all?
And then, how does it feel to hold a star/life. Does it burn like a real star? Is it freezing cold? Does it thump in rhythms or pulse with light? We are all made of star dust after all, the lifesteal members are just more star than most.
#sparrow speaks#lifestealblr#lifesteal smp#there#also im genuinely new so these are soemwhat retorical and somewhat real questions lol#sorry i was literally thinking “oh well I probably wont contribute much but art since im still catching up-”#and then i write shit like this#dorry#uhh i dont know how others headcanon this#but right off the bat- my idea for gaining hearts is them just straight up swallowing the nether star#yeah.#Cause one that funny and also I wanna have them do some physical action cause#THEY GAVE HEARTS A PHYSICAL FORM#WHatever man those with more hearts glow or something
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she swallowed a calliope and her bones look like a cartoon
#let’s all pretend it’s 24 hours earlier and i got this done before artfight started#her artfight page will be up soon!!#i didn’t do lineart for this(scary and heartbreaking for me) because i didn’t have time :( i might go back some time and add it#she has six ribs a skull with four teeth and no lower jaw(to make room for the calliope she swallowed ofc)#i love making ocs who can’t speak/communicate in a different way#oc#original character#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#character design#clown#clown oc#clownblr#my art#sorry for all the tags idk what i’m doing
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i drew this!
#charlie swallowed the mouse cage because he was losing.#so he either went through the same audition experiment as ranboo and won by eating the pieces#or has been a silly wacky side character in this game before#or the puzzler just really likes mousetrap and plays it recreationally#making it reasonable that he would think the players just want to hang out#both very hilarious possibilities. given the confirmation that he grew up in showfall the hangout theory is more likely#generation loss#genloss#ranboo#slimecicle#charlie slimecicle#jerma#jerma985#the puzzler#lmao#meme#i speak
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again
#i just dont know how else to tell you everything !!! santoor from a different room the large family gathering the black tea with saffron#drank out of delicate glass and gold vessels cold marble on hot nights big stars big rivers big mountains#visible from busy tehran roads the ease of conversation tension eased by sarcasm tall tall cliffsides you drive by#rushing to put on headscarves before the head teacher comes in a rave by the base of damavand massive sun pastel purple skies#disjunct architecture trucks on road sides with fresh fruits pomegranates watermelons oranges everywhere#the smell of golpar on tangerines beautiful girls in tehran holding hands bautiful boys in kermanshah speaking kurdish the janky#cars on the verge of breakdown held together by love caspian sea lighting up in spring staying up into the morning on noruz#my friends uncle sang and played setar his son played the violin a little fear a lot of love remnants of something#grand carved into the cliffside everything feels bigger taller the landscape swallows you it smells like#illegally imported wine and orange blossoms and auntie's tahchin soaking your eyes in warm tea when youre sick#tomatoes and salt concrete and stone something mandmade and something raw new flag old resilience#the anger getting to us bruised eyes big grin all i know is the north i feel sorry my mother asks if id be okay#if they got a place in tajikistan we love each other enough dont we? when we look in the mirror we see each other. theres a love letter#across the border and it says I MISS YOU IM GLAD YOURE DOING BETTER itll never be the same im not okay with it at all there are no more#stars i miss jumping over big fires i miss our fireworks im sorry we cant be happy anymore everyone#leaves the mint and rosewater and sunlight for a reason.#it's not pride it's just generational regret
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oh nothing just thinking about the creature's little micro expressions and grunts and gurgles and desperate attempts at verbalization and communication.
#lisa frankenstein#the way he sounded........ how's he sound when he................... i'm not well at all I'm just going to stop speaking actually#texty#lisa swallows#the creature#cole sprouse#kathryn newton
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random writing thing I've been doing in Kirby fics—while Meta Knight is the only character I write using more verbose words and generally more "fancy"-sounding, and Dedede is the only one who has like, a US southerner accent, there are some dialogue things I've been putting in to show the different ways characters around them speak:
King Dedede uses more shortened or "lazier" manners of speech, like the "whatcha", "whaddaya", "kinda", "sorta", etc., to showcase his sort of lackadaisical demeanour
Kirby also uses some of the more "lazier" ways of speaking mentioned above which I chose because I write him as a kid and I thought that made sense of a kid
I also like giving Bandana some of those speech patterns because he's historically been one of the king's loyal servants and I like the idea of him picking up that way of speaking from him
in contrast, Meta Knight tends to always say words in full, "what are you", "what do you", "kind of", "sort of", etc., to try and showcase his more serious and knightly manner though I do also have him use contractions so he still sounds somewhat modern lmao
I tend to have the Meta-Knights speak like him as well, saying words in full, like with Bandana and Dedede, to showcase how they pick up things from who they serve
#sparkyblizz speaks#writing woes#kirby#king dedede#meta knight#bandana waddle dee#meta-knights#still thinking about that great post from chaotic that was talking about ships where one person says y'all#and the other speaks like they swallowed a thesaurus
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wade's a twink cuz i said so. i think twink should become vague like hot girl summer. a lifestyle rather. and wade gives me twink vibes
y'all seen him standing next to nathan summers?? his wholeass body is smaller than nathan's arm. that's a twink.
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TAG YOURSELF IM

gag reflex practice & extra gag reflex practice


skilled hands & unskilled hands


slutty waist & cute elbows


beauty mark & beautiful boy


Bonus:
"You don't need anymore practice, I've told you a million times..."

#a real pro never stops training#we all know what the practice is for and so does everyone at the table but they dont speak ab it#they just avoid eye contact. except for geto#he maintains eyecontact till the last bite#and swallow#anime#anime memes#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk memes#tag yourself im#stsg#sgst#satosugu#sugusato#suguru geto#geto suguru#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#yu haibara#haibara yu#kento nanami#nanami kento#ieri shoko#shoko ieiri
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gang i really just want to get to the part where the boys are hopelessly in love with reader to the point its genuinely pathetic
#sophie speaks#series:www#damian might write u poetry but nobody can beat dicks internal monologue#he is so geniunely in love with you#like yes the yans there but hes like. so self sacrificing hed swallow it all down just so you can be happy#he wants you to be happy more than anything#i kinda want to write a bit where reader can hear their thoughts for some reason or another and be like#super flustered by how much of dicks thought process is 'i love you. id die for you. you are the most beautiful thing on this earth.#i am so lucky i get to spend even the briefest moment of my life with you. i hope it will be forever but i know even this is more than i-#deserve.' and readers just gaping#and this shit is just on loop in his head man#is the worship kink coming out again it might be#i just think devotion in love is the sexiest thing ever okay???
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if you. are making a video. you're sitting down to talk to the camera and make a video. shortform video. vertical video. less than a minute. tiktok instagram reel whatever. i have full confidence that you do not fucking need to eat right now. do not start your sentence and then shove an apple slice in your face two words in and keep talking through your apple slice. you're making yourself look so obnoxious and hateable. really truly i know you can put the apple slices to one side for the amount of time it takes to get your sentence out. i believe in you. why don't you believe in yourself
#prazardous#tiktok#instagram reels#misophonia#i dont have misophonia genuinely i do not care about mouth sounds and chewing noises#and not to sound like a boomer#but close your goddamn mouth when you eat and dont talk with your mouth full#it is so simple and so easy#unless your video is about blood sugar levels and you are diabetic and desperately need to eat right fucking now or you'll die#but you want to give us a glimpse into what that's like so you're recording it and talking about it#actually no i think even in that case you can take two seconds to chew and swallow your food before speaking again
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okay we’re finishing it out w valencia 2015 and it would’ve been soooo stupid funny if marc and dani had passed jorge and that’s what won vale the tenth. like i know marc said i wasn’t gonna do that but imagine. with me. how funny that would be
#motogp#callie speaks#vale sucking lemons swallowing pride marc like 👍#i could see a delusional little world where marc is like this will fix it snshenejdkd
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Being a laugh-instead-of-cry coper is the worst sometimes. You’ll be sitting in the most abject pit of despair and people are like wow this asshole can’t take anything seriously
#i mean i get it but i also laugh from physical pain yknow. it’s a bodily reaction#which i squash and swallow 99% of the time out of sensitivity to others’ feelings fwiw!#have we not all of us been daniel craig naked and crying in casino royale (2006)? at some point??? spiritually speaking?????#my posts
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