#god dammm

[dumb-zombie-girl]

[evilpestoo]

THE BATH SCENE ARTIST ABSOLUTELY COOKED IN HADES 2

[dumb-zombie-girl]

😵‍💫🥵😳

Season 4 Episode 14: Sex & Violence

Let’s all take a moment to imagine Sam looking at us like this…

Or, perhaps, kissing us like this…

Or, maybe, touching us like this…

Lord, have mercy 😩🥵

[funnychuchu]

Nari painting 🎨🌟✨

I made the painting I was working on for 4h. Not counting the sketch. ;-;

[gorgugplushie]

saw you on my Instagram feed and had to do a double take. you're famous now...

WHAT.

....

What?!!@!@!@!@

[wildesqdreams]

rom com

pairing - xander hawthorne x fem!reader.

summary - a girl who loves romance and a playful boyfriend spending time together. it's like out of a movie.

warnings - none, just fluff and cuteness, well, and xander's annoying scones.

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a/n: god, guys, it has been a while, hahaha. i'm sorry for not posting anything, i've just lost inspiration, but i'll try to write more, but i'm not promising anything... enjoy :)

'i wanna be thirty... thirty and flirty and thriving!'

y/n pulled the blanket up her body, as she got more comfortable on the bed, the smile not leaving her face. watching silly little rom-coms on her laptop with snacks and a peaceful environment was her way of having a fun time, so when her boyfriend suggested it, she was delighted.

she looked at her phone. 30 minutes had passed since xander left to get some scones, qouting, "what's life without a blueberry scone?"

even though the plan was to get everything ready, both being present and then start the movie night, y/n couldn't wait and started the movie - besides xander has watched it a million times because of her, since she loves love.

a small laugh escaped her lips from the scene, where jenna woke up as a grown-up and met the random man in her apartment. 'you're naked!' she spoke, using an umbrella as a weapon.

her gaze went to the door that opened, xander entering the room: "i'm back-" he stopped, the door shutting closed, but him remaining by it.

his hand went to his heart, "you started watching without me."

the smile on y/n's face grew wider at his sarcastic tone, "and you started eating without me?" she motioned to his hand that held a half eaten scone.

xander walked towards the bed, "couldn't resist it, besides jameson already ate most of the blueberry ones," he put the plate on the nightstand while eating the rest of the scone.

the girl hummed, "well, i couldn't resist the movie. besides, you've already watched it," her eyes met his, "multiple times."

her boyfriend chuckled as he moved the laptop off her legs, placing it further in the bed, "i feel heartbroken."

"hmm," she laughed, while xander climbed on top of the girl, putting his arms besides her on the bed, "well you should eat another scone then, since they're your favorite thing."

he laid on top of her, nuzzling his face in the crook of her neck, humming, when he felt her hand touch his hair, "mmm, after robots."

y/n chuckled, "dammm, and here i thought i was your favorite."

"naa, you're like in the third place or something."

"you jerk!" she faked gasped while smiling and pushed him off of her and off the bed. but before she could get comfortable, she felt hands pulling her waist, "wait, xander-" the noise of them both crashing on the floor filled the room.

xander groaned as his arms tightened around the girl, who was on top, "that's what you get for talking like that."

a small smile appeared on his face, "yes, ma'am."

the boy let out another groan since he was the one who landed on the hard floor, hitting his head in the process.

"you idiot," y/n brushed his curls away from his forehead, then placing her hand on his cheek, drawing small circles with her thumb on his skin.

the boy turned his head and softly kissed her wrist, "i love you," his lips traveled up her arm, "more than scones and robots," he pecked her shoulder before laying his head back on the ground.

"so you're telling me even more than blueberry scones?"

he grinned, "now, that's a little too far."

the girl chuckled, as she pushed his face with her hand, "shut up."

xander's arm traveled up her side to the back of her neck, pulling her down, as he turned his head back, "come here."

he let out a satisfied sigh when their lips met, his other hand squeezing her hip.

"i love you," she mumbled against his lips, her hand on his shoulder

he deepend the kiss, pulling her closer, "i love you too."

if y/n could choose one thing in the world, that would be staying in xander hawthorne's arms forever. feeling his soft touch and rapid heartbeat. feeling the love he has for her till she couldn't breathe anymore. the nerdy, sarcastic boy was her home. he was the dream that she wished for as a hopeless romantic. he was everything.

soon, xander pulled away, mumbling, "what do you think of watching the movie on the floor?"

she pecked his lips before getting up and grabbing the laptop and a blanket, "i would say you're a genius."

[dumb-zombie-girl]

HIS HANDS ARE SO BIG AND HIS FINGERS ARE SO LONG 😵‍💫🥵

hand spam 1

[fatboykay420]

Sorry for the shadowy-quality but GOD DAMMM do I just love my growing, soft, tubby fat ass self

😍😍😍😍

[hime-bee]

YO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CREATOR/MOM OF BREE THE BEST FUCKING WRITER AND ARTIST AND VN CREATOR LIKE SHOUT OUT TO THE MOK FR FOR HOLDING THA HOE FOR 9MONTHS GOD DAMMM💓💓

-Rat anon ✨🐀

EEEEEEEE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES AND THE LOVELY COMPLIMENTS?? 🥺🥺💞💗 (I'm screaming at that last part PLS LMAO)

We really enjoyed ourselves and she's super happy with the way things turned out! 😌

[pomplalamoose]

GOD DAMMM didn’t know where all that nsfw came from but i hope she stays. any disgusting and filthy like thots u have LEMME HEAR THEM🗣️

I DONT KNOW EITHER HELP I hope I didn't overdo it lol I'm still inexperienced when it comes to writing smut

I'm really trying my best though and I'm looking forward to working on your other request, yk the one with the beach👀👀

[fertilize-my-eggs]

Sorry for me not being active on here, I saw the episode of mha and I was deeply disturbed by the ending of the episode and my brother was like:" that how it end?? Dammm " yes we were watching it together and I was so close to balling my eyes out god it's a great episode.

But also I was spending time with my family today since it was both my brother's and nephew's birthday party so I'll be super busy these couple of days.

Don't worry about the chapters, I'll get into it whenever I have time to write it, I deeply apologize for the chapter being extremely late.

[onlyjaeyun]

OH MY GOD.

i have no words to describe it GURL U JUST MADE ME GO 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢LIKE I LITERALLY WAS LIKE READING WHILE LISTENING TO THE PALYLIST ND the walls were playing nd I was the timing is so correct

nd the. way u build up the tension their thoughts I actually had to sit up and read it like HAD to keep my phone nd take a breathe nd be phew let's go back to reading

nd u did so well with this written chapter don't be afraid u did very good like it felt gradual it felt natural it wasn't too fast also it was. the reactions they were so on point i was like DAMMM i feel u girl when she realises what they are at this point and not giving nd the last part could feel it

nd the way he was so smug abt her becoming quite after getting the best head of her life like the dialogue of hoon saying if I needed to eat pussy just to get get that attitude out of u (I'm so bad at remembering the actual 😞)

remember gurl take care of yourself as always

and always be happy nd smile love it makes u look really pretty ❣️❣️

AAAH BABYYY THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺🤍i truly appreciate every single word and the fach you took the time out of your day to send me this, i love you so much and hope you have an amazing day 🥺🤍

[world-of-wales]

There is a god and her name is Rania. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs7n19hv2vH/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

DAMMM MISS GIRL QUEEN RANIA!!!! HATS OFF!!! ITS HER WORLD WE JUST LIVE IN IT!!! GIRL SHARE YOUR SECRETS!!!!

[sleepymermaidgirlfriend]

Its always funny seeing my mom get mad at me everytime i become more feminine

Like geting mad at me when i tie my hair like she asked and still look fem

She getting mad my skin is smother now and calling it old "people skin"

She loosing her god dammm mind now that i can barely do girl voice

[funnychuchu]

When the art teacher gaves you an opportunity to draw whatever for the art gallery 😜

Hehe

[tears-of-boredom]

finished season 3 aughrr here's episode 15 and 16 notes

girls when they see penist lmaoo love this demon reakky making a your mom joke gagdfag sam kill him<33 sammy kill him<33 sam in a suit sam in a suit sam in suit sam in sa suit sam laughing sa m alguhinggglalk 10 minutes another victim jogging in the night by the pier oh god i hate medical horror so much sam omg you really gonna try and make dean into a zombie to savw him the fuck sammy please defy dean more often its so hot 15 mins why the horribly sad music omg i know theyre codependent and shit but theyve been apart for a couple days before come on sams gonna get his fucking kidney stolen or something 23 mins funky music sam could you get bloody this episode that would make me feel so much better love<3 this doc lowkey hot lmao whos his actor bella omg youre so girlboss sam what the fuck this is not going to work youre smarter than this oh god medical horror augh why are you taking his eyes in specific i fucking hate eye stuff sam dont be stupid you see what immortality looks like that is not something you want for dean bella <33 love the new hair btw, i think the change does you good LMAOOO THEY DID BELLA HER SHIT PULLED A BELLA DAMN but noo bella no dont die cmonn did bella die fr? oh no man did she actuaööy die

episode 16 oohhh shit this song fuckss fuck yeah this intro fucks OMG THIS SONG FUCKS SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK "carry on my wayward son"?? uh ohhh is dean gonna go to hell maybeee also how come all these demons have such like english names,, fricking rubyu and lilith and gabriel sam pls summon ruby anyways i think itd be hot if you rebelled and summoned a demon sams angryy wait rubys actually really pretty how didnt i notice before ruby you gonna try and kill sam or something?? whats that circling about? oooh sam gonna become a witch? sammy sammy pls become a witch ruby youre so awesome dean cmon let sam do a suicide mission to try and kill lilith if youre gonna die anyway oh no the girllss are fightinggg sam youre so hot girl wait sam you were in on it?? cmon sammm become a wiotch :((( for me??😳😳 omg wait dean youre actually speaking facts,, you being kinda hot rn bobby<33 bobby i love you sam singing and msiling <3333 sam singing asnd smilinggz<<#3333 omg sammmy sammy singing dead or alive by bon jovi why so hot igjfdag ooh shitt ninja shit lessgooo oh theyre killing so many oeioke ih fuck samn youre so hot 27min sam sam kill ruby kill her<33 sam samsam kill lilith cmon i dont think they can show children dying so clkearly so sams probably not gonna kill her but oh god do i wish it works like cmon let sam kill lilith and then become a iwtch also<3333 do it sam do it doitdotitdotiitito please oh my god please awww:(((( samsam sam crying while angry so hot omg sam crying OH NO DEAN CRYING AS WELLL OH NO NONONON THIS IS TOO MUCH DEAN DOESNT FUCKING CRY WHYT HWHHY OH GOSDD NO RUBY SHHUT UP THEYRE HACVING A MOMEMTN OH GOD SAM SAM DIDNT HESITATE OH MY GOD SAM SO HOT DIDNT HESITATE AS SOON AS HE REALISED HE TRIED TO SWING OMG OMG EW EW LOILOITH WHAT THE FUCK WAHT DONT DOI THAT I MWAN ID POROBABLY DO THE SANME BUT COME ON DONT ASSSAULT HIM OH GOD OFHH THE BLOOD EFFECTS BE REALSS OH WAHTSGS HAPPENING OOH THAT WAS COOL HOW HER EYES ROLLED BACK DOWN ACTUALLY OOOHOHOHOHOHOOOO SMASMMAMSMAMASMSMSMA SAM ABLE TO SCARE LILITH OMG WAIT NO SAMMSAM SAMA SA M NHPO SAM YOUR HAIR IS MESSED UYP AND YOU LOOKS HOT BUT NO NOO OH FOD oh this is the fucking,, this is the scene that i saw bts for! behind the scenes! jensen said it was horrible to film it lmao the fact that its got dean straight up yelling for sam yelling "someone help me" omg its fucking bad huh. guy who will die rather than talk about feelings is openly asking begging for help dammm we in the trenches huh but tbh i wouldve liked it if they didnt show dean being "alive" cuz now its just kind of like,, like dean is obviously just gonna escape hell at some point or something. let me believe he's straight up just dead at least for this season like cmon, the lack of closure and not knowing whats gonna happen wouldve been sooo much better

@sardonic-the-writer hello. sir. sard. whats sir short for? cuz like you know there mister and missus but what sir for uh,, sirry? is that why its "no sir-ry bob". yeah gonna headcanon that about the english language forever i think