#god byakuya just just just just just just *screams*

[simleez]

Being an anime dweeb will always be worse than a kpoppie bc at least the people you simp for exist in this world and aren’t 800 year old ghosts who slay bad guys

[rayshippouuchiha]

For the Oyabun!Ichigo AU:

After Kisuke manages to unseal Ichigo, the first thing he does is tuck his body away in Kisuke’s lab for safe keeping, and return to Seireitei because two of his men have passed since he took over his little but ever growing band of yakuza - one from a car accident, one from a wasting illness that didn’t react to any treatment - and Ichigo will be damned if he doesn’t take care of his people in death as he does in life. 

It takes a few days to track them both down in the outer districts of Rukongai, but enough of his senses had remained after the sealing that he knows what each and every one of his people feels like. And while they haven’t always done good things, they are good men, and every one of them has done their best to protect Karakura to their dying. 

And he knows what he needs to do.

Ichigo, showing up to Seireitei: hey

Seireitei, unaware that Ichigo had been unsealed or unalived: AAHAHAhaahahhahaHHHAHAH

Ichigo: stop screaming it’s just me

Seireitei, immediately shutting up because they’re still programmed to listen to his orders: ….

Ichigo, holding up both of his ben by their collars like misbehaving kittens: these two are mine but you can borrow them

Ichigo, to his men: listen, they kind of suck but they said they’re trying. if you see anything hinky, come get me immediately

Ichigo’s Men: we’re….dead?

Ichigo: does that look like it’s stopped me?”

And over the years the Gotei Thirteen get used to Ichigo popping up with newly deceased souls and directing them to what he feels is the appropriate Divisions. Most of them go to Kenpachi in the 11th - “He’s strong as shit, but they’re all kind of idiots and they’re bored. See if you can do something about that. Stand your ground and you’ll be fine.” - a surprising amount are directed to Unohana and the 4th - “She’s a great teacher, but the key is respect. She’ll pull out your spine to prove a point and then put it back in to make a point. You’re just a soul now; you’ll survive it and it will suck.”

Several key people are given to the 7th. Komamura is in charge of diplomacy between Seireitei and Rukongai. Ichigo has seen what the outer districts are like and he has plans. It won’t hurt to have some of the men he trusts ready and waiting for the changes he’s going to make. 

Every Captain, Lieutenant, and all of their underlings hold their collective breath the one and only time Ichigo drags - literally - one of his men to the 6th Division.

Ichigo: what’s up byakuya, rukia says we’re still on for dinner next week also i brought you this

Ichigo: *holds up his man like he’s a white boy showing off a fish he caught*

Ichigo: this is akio he is the best fucking accountant i have ever met in my life my accounts have never been cleaner he’s fucking bomb at taxes you should let him do your paperwork

Byakuya, knowing full well that Ichigo is just Like That: Rukia has mentioned the plum sake Urahara keeps on hand. Bring a bottle or two. You can leave that there. I’ll take care of it. 

Ichigo, dropping his man: cool thanks see you next week

Yes god. Once you're one of Ichigo's people you're HIS and not even death changes that. Plus, being so close to Ichigo for so long, even before Kisuke fixes him up, is absolutely going to activate and build up spiritual power in his minions.

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

Sending them nudes in public Bleach Edition N/SFW part 1

Feat: Byakuya, Shunsui, Bazz-B, Kenpachi WC:800+ TW: suggestive content and language A/N: A One Piece was done already! It you would like to read it the link is right here! MDNI 18+

Your lover was sitting at one side of the room chatting it up with his friends and family. You were sitting down scrolling on your phone. You happen to look at some of the photos you took earlier together with the family. Scrolling more up the photo album you happen to notice some explicit photos you had taken a few days earlier. Of course, you enjoy seeing him spending time with people he grew up with but wondering what would happen if you sent him one of the photos above.  He always had his phone on him, when opening your messages you type his name and send the photo to his phone. He felt the vibration in his pocket. Opening the message thank god he didn't let anyone else see the message. 

Byakuya

With the straightest face ever deep down he was burning but he didn’t want to bring suspension to himself on what he just witnessed on his phone. Taking a deep breath he was trying to focus on the conversation he was a part of but he couldn’t help steal a glance over your way. He could see the smirk on your face. A few minutes would have passed when he took a seat next to you. “You think it was appropriate to send those types of things right now?” 

“Yesssss but did you like it?” you asked him

He closed his eyes for a moment before responding “I will let you know when we are home. We will also go over you for this cheeky behavior.” 

“Ooooo kink are we now?” you tease. 

Shunsui

Gawking at the photo for a long time. At this time you thought it was bad because anyone could lean over and see the photo now. Tapping your foot anxiously waiting for him to put his phone away. Taking another drink of his saki he was savoring the photo. He had to be a bit careful because he felt himself becoming a bit stiff down below.  Tucking his phone in his breast pocket. He chugged the rest of the drink. His head turned towards you, nodding for you to come towards him. Getting off the couch you walked towards the tall captain. His hand tucked around your waist. Leaning in your ear you could smell the sake on his breath “you know it’s dangerous to send risky photos to me in public.” he lightly chuckled “You know me, I love a bit of danger,” you spoke in a low tone having the hair stand on the back of his neck. “Is that so? Well now you wouldn’t mind if we step into the next room so we both can take photos together, maybe even a video.”  Shunsui smirked, licking your earlobe.

Bazz- B

‘Fucken god dammit’ he thought to himself. He cannot leave your side one minute without you wanting his attention. He was gnawing on his inner cheek when he took another glimpse at his phone he noticed the marks left on your breast that were caused by him. He remembered exactly the day he gave you all those marks. The more thought about it, the more he could hear you screaming his name at that time.  He wondered if the marks had cleared up yet. He began to reply to the text

Bazz-b: 

Did those marks clear up? You: Some of them have but not all. why?

Bazz- b:

I will need to remark on you. Start saying goodbye to everyone because it's going to be a long night for you.

After reading the text you felt your cheeks becoming hot. Looking up you could see him looking at you. He looked at you up and down before keeping eye contact with you for a moment. 

Kenpachi

‘Fuck that was a bad idea’ you just realized. The man who had no fucks given looked at the photo his tongue sliding against his teeth with a grin on his face. “I'm one lucky son of a bitch to get explicit photos right now.” he spoke 

“Come again Captain?” Yumichikia spoke

“He said he is the lucky son of a bitch for getting ----wait.” ikkaku spoke then looking t his captain who was looking at his phone

You quickly got up walking towards him. “Can you not be so loud about it???” you said.

“You obviously wanted me too when you sent it.” He still had his phone unlocked.

“Who would have thought ______ was such a perv. We thought you were the innocent one... I guess not.” Yumichikia spoke

“Well, boys I think I ______ needs to get rid of those thoughts so I might just take her home now.” You felt him throw you over his shoulder

“Put me down!!!!” you protested

You felt a spank on your butt “shit I have to remember you like being spanked too.” 

[brittscafe]

Character walks in on y/n crying! What do they do?

Maybe pre-relationship but still feelings? I'd like to see Jushiro and Shunsui, but I'd like you to write about your favorites too for this one!

-@dragon-anon 🐉

oh my god...I literally had a dream about writing this exact prompt last night!!!

I am super behind on requests right now, I'm sorry for the wait <3

CW/TW: Mentions of death, angst, but don't worry there's plenty of fluff to make up for it.

Jushiro: You felt like you couldn't breath. Your breaths were shuddering and hitting you like a crash wave. You grip the edge of the counter and your fingertips turn a bright white.

"Y/N! Look what I got!" Jushiro chimes out with a perky voice and the brightest smile on his face. You spin around and face Jushiro, holding a box of chocolates out with his white teeth winking at you.

"That's nice of you, Jushiro," you comment, forcing a weak smile and wiping your wet face. Jushiro's expression drops and the chocolates he's holding thud on the ground.

"What's wrong? What happened?" Jushiro asks, rushing up to your side. He starts to reach out his hands, but quickly puts them back to his sides.

"I'm fine," you sniffle out, your eyes burning with redness. Jushiro ponders what to do in his mind. He hated seeing you like this, he wish he could cut down whatever made you feel like this.

Your hair was sticking to the side of your face, wet with tears. Jushiro frowns widely and steps forward. His long silver hair moves behind him and he reaches out his slender fingers.

He pushes back the strand of hair behind your ear and his lips curl up into a comforting smile. Jushiro bends down and swipes the box of chocolates, picking them up from the ground.

"Here. Let's eat these together and we can talk...if you want," Jushiro offers, holding out the box.

"Sure," you clear your throat, smiling.

Shunsui: You hated the way he would glance at other women or playfully flirt with them. Sure, you weren't together or anything, but it still hurt.

You had feelings for him, true and real feelings. It had you wondering, was he playing with your feelings?

You glance down the hallway and your heart drops and tightens with an incredible force. The force starts to squeeze the air out of you as you stare in horror at Shunsui towering over a woman and leaning in closer.

Your feet freeze to the ground and your eyes widen as Shunsui turns his head, glancing over at him. Before, he can even make another move, you quickly run down the hallway.

Shunsui quickly follows after you into the spare room where he found you with tears streaming down your eyes.

"Get out, Shunsui!" you demand, raising your voice. His eyes soften and his breath shudders.

"What's the problem, y/n? Just talk to me," Shunsui begs, slowly reaching out towards you.

"You! You are the problem!" you scream out, slapping down his hand. You instantly regret your actions and your cheeks fluster with a bright red color.

"What?" he slightly chuckles out, brows furrowing with confusion.

"The way you toy around with me and other women. You're so goddamn confusing! You know that I like you and you are messing with me and my feelings. Please...stop," you beg him between panted breaths.

You quickly wipe your wet face and rush out of the room. You swing to turn a corner and suddenly, a hand slaps down on your wrist and pulls on you.

You open your mouth to speak, but Shunsui pulls you into his comforting embrace. His arms wrap around your waist and he buries his head into your neck.

"I'm sorry. I am so sorry," he whispers, squeezing you as tightly as he could. Your jaw drops open as you're pressed against his warm body and you let out a tiny sigh.

Shunsui plans to never let you go now.

Byakuya: There was nothing you could do to stop your bottom lip from trembling and your body feeling like it was on fire.

You had a loved one who was a human back in the world of the living and Byakuya had to deliver the news to you...that he passed.

Byakuya knew what a great loss felt like and how it just crushed your being like a tiny bug.

"Are you okay, Y/N?" Byakuya's voice is barely above a whisper and you glance up from the ground, into his slender grey eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm totally fine. I just need a minute," you ramble on, spinning around and running your hands over your hot face.

"Do you need anything? Please just tell me," Byakuya begs you, taking a step closer to you.

"I-i. they're dead. I can't believe it," you slightly chuckle out, trying to distract yourself from the tears spilling out from your eyes.

"Y/N," Byakuya calls out and a hiccup leaves your lips. Your throat starts to become tight and you felt your whole body tremble.

Your knees become weak and you start to collapse on the ground, unable to hold yourself up anymore. Byakuya swiftly moves with you and catches onto your shoulders as you fall down onto your knees.

Your forehead rests on the blade of his shoulder and quiet sobs leave your lips. Byakuya bows his head down with shame and sadness. He runs his hand over the back of your head, smoothing down your hair.

Byakuya sits with you in the silence, letting you pour your heart and emotions out.

Kenpachi: You were beyond embarrassed at this point. You were usually very good at training, but today you were stuck inside your mind.

Every negative thought sucked you up right into its spiral of madness as you lost over and over again right in front of Kenpachi Zaraki. You wanted to impress him with how strong you are, but today was not your day.

One by one, everyone leaves the training field until you're the last one left or that's what you thought.

You bite harshly on your bottom lip, your eyes gazing at the ground. The tears fall out from your eyes and drop onto the dirt in front of you.

You drop down onto your knees, covering your flushed face in the palms of your hands.

"Hey," a deep voice calls out from behind you and your eyes widen. Your stomach and heart drop as you feel the strong presence of Kenpachi behind you.

Shit, you were screwed.

"Yeah?" you call out, wiping away your tears and standing up to face him. Your eyes meet Kenny's and he cocks his head to the side.

He didn't like to see you crying, after all he thought you did well.

"You did good today," Kenny praises you, a slight grin across his face and your eyes widen. A smile tugs on your face and you nod your head.

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@fruit-punch-clown :3

Tw/Cw for mentions of abuse

《~~~~~》

He didn't remember the last time him and Kijo were in love. He didn't remember the first and last time Kijo ever said that he loved him back. All their relationship was was just Kijo wanted to fuck him, fuck him until Takaaki couldn't even think or form words.

That's all he was.

Not his loving husband who has loved and adored him until the ends of the Earth. Through all the misery. His pain. His abuse. He loved this man. But now he was tired. Takaaki was tired. He couldn't stand his face. His voice. How his hands felt against him. Those pretty words that were all lies.

Takaaki was tired.

And he left.

Takaaki left, no bags, no money, nothing. He just left. Out in the rain, storming off as his sons, Kijo and some of the staff of their home called after him. He could hear Kiyotaka crying for him to not leave, Byakuya's yells to return and Kijo's demands. They fell deaf upon his ears as he left. Cold and angry.

He felt tears in his eyes as he listened to his children scream for him to not leave. He couldn't go back to him. Not to Kijo. Not now. Not ever. He didn't know how far he'd gotten since he left. His entire uniform was wet, the cool breeze making him shiver.

God, he needed a cigarette. If only he didn't leave his lighter during his rush out the mansion. He couldn't call anyone. He was miles away from anyone he knew. It was a long walk. God, he was tired.

He could still hear, in his mind, the screams of his children. Them begging for him not to go.

He needed to go back.

For his boys.

His...his children.

Not right now. No. He couldn't go back now.

He needed to find someplace to stay for the night. He just needed to be by himself.

He found himself in the city, bustling with people. All having umbrellas and such while Takaaki didn't. Looking out of place. He looked so broken in the rain. He soon saw a fancy looking car drive behind him and a few people. His walking pace sped up. Not now you bitch. Not right now.

In a weird moment of habit, he put his hand inside his coat, feeling for his holster that still had his gun. What was he going to do with it? He didn't know.

He shouldn't be so around people. Too many people for his liking. Too many people to see him. What he was running from. Anyone with a brain could easily tell who he was just by seeing him. Kijo would also hate for anyone to see him around Takaaki. If Takaaki was going to be confronted by him, he'd want some place less crowded.

He walked faster.

He thought of what he'd even say if that really was Kijo. He really hoped not. He hoped for Aloysius. The man would be a better sight then his own husband.

By the time Takaaki couldn't see anymore people, he stopped walking. The rain was now at a light drizzle. He sighed when he heard the car stop. A door opening and footsteps. "Takaaki." Kijo started. Takaaki didn't know what made him even stop. He continued his walk. "Takaaki! Get in the car now!" Kijo demanded.

Takaaki didn't answer.

Kijo grabbed his wrist.

Takaaki pointed his gun. "I'm not going back, especially with you." Takaaki said, glaring at the man. "I need to have a moment to myself." Takaaki said, pulling away. "Jesus, Takaaki, at least be reasonable. Pulling a gun on me is idiotic for you." Kijo said as he tried to take it from him. Takaaki put both hands on it, holding it firmly in his grasp. "Don't touch it." He said as he gently tapped the trigger.

"You're acting irrationally!" Kijo said, anger in his tone.

"You followed me!" Takaaki countered.

"I followed you because I want you to go home! With me. To our kids." Kijo's tone softened. His hands were gently placed on Takaaki's. "I want you to come back to me. I am your husband, I'd fall apart without you."

"You...you don't need me. You never loved me. You've never said it. Not to me. Not to all those women you've fucked behind my back! I'm tired, Kijo." Takaaki's face was so full of hatred. "I'm tired of running back to you. I'm tired of being your play thing. I'm done." Takaaki sighed.

"Just...just leave me alone. Just for the night." Takaaki lowered his gun as he gently spoke. His voice shaking.

Kijo held his face, making him feel warm.

"Takaaki, please. Come back home." Kijo pleaded. Takaaki shook his head, leaning into the touch. "Not now." He whispered.

Kijo kissed him. "Please," another kiss, "Please."

"Why?"

"Because...I love you, Takaaki. You're my husband. I married you for that reason. Not just our children." Kijo kissed his nose. "Will you come home with me?" He asked.

Kijo was such a bad liar.

Yet Takaaki found himself back in his arms. Falling for him again with each delicate kiss. He was so tired. But he did want to go home. His husband was home. His children was home. They were his. Takaaki placed his head on Kijo's shoulder, hand to his chest. "I love you, too." He murmured.

Why did he love him so much? The man who's beaten, used him, cheated on him over and over, never once caring for their children. Yet he still found himself crawling right back. Back into his lover's tight hold on him. It was suffocating.

Takaaki loved him.

[giggly-squiggily]

Dr. Stone for the headcanons to drabbles, if you don't mind!!!

Hc that pre-petrification, whenever Senkuu would visibly pout ANYWHERE in Byakuya's line of sight, it's just an immediate 'my son is upset, SILLY DAD MODE ACTIVATED' and he do all these frantic gestures and funny little phrases like 'Is that Senkuu? Pouting!? OH, I thought I'd never see the day come!' and Senkuu would stare at him like he'd gone insane.

When that doesn't work, Byakuya then decides 'Well, damn, gotta take it up a notch smh' and then proceeds to tickle the science outta Senkuu until he's screaming that he's better now, it's hilarious.

{Headcanons to Dabbles: CLOSED!}

CUTE!!! Oh my god I love this! We need more Byakuya Senku stories! I've gotcha covered, anon!

Senku's around grade school age in this one? Like- whatever the age he was when we first see him and Byakuya.

Byakuya had never seen a more appalling sight.

“What’s THIS?” He gasped, clutching his pearls upon witnessing Senku leaning against the window seal, mouth formed in a promident pout. Rain pattered against the window, officially ruining the young scientist’s plans. “Is that my beloved son pouting? Oh this can’t be? I have no choice- I must fix it!”

“...” Senku barely looked his way before returning his attention to the window, leaning further into his hand. His pout intensified, becoming a full bottom lip situation.

“GAH! No- my poor Senku!” Byakuya fell to his knees, one hand outstretched to the child while the other clutched his chest, fake tears and all. “My son! My dear boy! Falling victim to the evil pout monster!” He scooted over on his knees, falling just before the window seat as he collapsed against hit, bowing his head. “Come back to me, child!”

Senku continued to look out the window, lips quivering. A small puff escaped, the pout lessening some. Byakuya looked up with wide eyes.

“I see now…the cure to bring back my boy!” He rose, revived with a new set of determination. “Begone, pouting beast! For I am- BYAKUYA!” He roared as he gathered the boy in his arms, bringing him into his lap as his fingers danced along Senku’s belly.

“AH! Ahehahahhahahha! Dahhahahahd, stahhahhahahap!” The child squealed, curling up against the hand clawing at his torso. “Doohoohhoohn’t tihiihihihickle mehehehhehhe!”

“Huh? What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of my swords! Clink, clink!” He switched to poking, prodding at Senku’s ribs. “Unhand my son, pout monster!”

“Ahehahahahhahaha! Dhahahahhad pleahhahhahahse! Gehahahhaha I’m nohoohoht poohoohohuting ahahahanymore!” He reached out, banging his fist against his father’s chest. “Tehehhehehere!”

“OH! My heart!” Byakuya groaned before rolling backwards, still holding Senku against his chest. “I’m done for. Goodbye cruel world!”

“Ugh, get ohohoff me! Dad!” Senku laughed, giving some fight to push Byakuya’s hand away before snuggling into his chest, shaking his head with a sleepy smile.

[priestessame]

How to break Captain Kuchiki

Leiutenant Reader X Byakuya

Fem! afab reader. Also, she is very clumsy. ღ(¯`◕‿◕´¯).

¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° CRACK! one shot °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸

Summary: My, it seems like you waver the thoughts of even the most stoic men 🎀 🐰. Just some fluff and humor.

Warnings: Byakuya is a smitten tsundere and the reader is a clumsy idiot.

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God you hated this room.

Which was a little ungrateful to say when Isane had so graciously give you your own quarters. It was much relief that you didn’t have to share the space with other shinigami screaming with pain t as someone shoved medicine down their throats. But even with your own room you couldn't help but scrunch your nose in distaste. Because everywhere in the 4th division smelled exactly the same.

Like blood and bitter herbs.

By this time you should have gotten used to it. After all, you had long crossed the line that demarcated being clumsy, from being just plain unfortunate. Over your years as a lieutenant you had found yourself in the 4th division so much, that your own 3rd seat thought you had real thoughts of transferring.

Most of the time it wasn't your fault, like the one time you accidentally fell into one of Mayuri's experiments, or when one of Mayuri's experiments 'accidentally' fell on you. Or when you got commander Yamamoto an old-age home pamphlet (obviously captain Kyoraku thought it was a great idea).

So this time when you got sprayed with deadly poison, you begged Isane to just give you an ointment for the rash and let you go back to the 1st division. But obviously, she just brought you back here. Looking at the blisters up your thighs, Captain Unohana had agreed it was better to keep you under supervision for the night.

You sighed, being this accident-prone, meant division 4 was your second home. Not one you liked all that much, but home nonetheless.

To brighten your mood, Isane had really tried her best. Even now as she had tucked you in the futon tightly with fresh sheets. She had even put a vase of bellflowers beside your bed. Although with you in a white shroud and the flowers, the arrangement looked a little like a funeral offering. You groaned out in defeat, staring up at the wooden ceiling, the bitter aftertaste of the medicine curling in your mouth. If only this division smelled nicer, you thought, like freshly baked bread, or rain.... or fallen cherry blossoms.

You blushed with the sudden thought. Embarrassed at how easily you thought of him. It was like your mind had decided to torment you even more. Just the thought of the gorgeous man making your cheeks burn and toes curl. It was anything but appropriate to think of your superior that way, but thinking about his beauty was the only relief in such a sickly environment. You couldn't help let your mind wander.

You were always surprised by how mundane the afterlife was. There was nothing peaceful or magical about it, they still had violence and war and school. Even the Shinigami, the literal gods of death were not at all like the ones you had read about in literature on earth. Everyone here was very human. Everyone but him.

Captain Byakuya embodied everything haunting about death. The kind of Shinigami that seemed to have rolled off the canvas of an ink painting. He carried that kind of grace everywhere, from the smallest of his gestures to right into battle. A kind of refinement honed into nobility. You had always admired him as a character from a painting, gliding across a scroll, beautiful yet far removed from your own reality. Unyielding and unreachable, a god of death in every sense.

The first time you had seen him was when you were still in the soul academy. You were so star-struck at his elegance that you had sworn to yourself that you would become a soul reaper like him. Obviously, that was not how things turned out.

If anything, you were the absolute opposite of him. Without a shred of grace, the only time he had even looked at you was when you were having one of your clumsy streaks. Quick glances of exasperation as you tripped over yourself, either dousing Soi-fon in squid ink or bumping into an unsuspecting Toshiro.

Sometimes you wished that's all there was to your relationship. But all your reports had to be made directly to either Captain Byakuya or Renji himself. So you ended up working close to him most of the time. Somehow finding yourself in embarrassing situations with the captain even more than you found yourself in division 4.

The worst was when you were helping Renji find some damn artifact. You had tried to reach for something across your desk just as the captain looked for a scroll on the wall behind you. Your hip brushed against what you really hoped was his thigh and he had jerked backward so fast, that he crashed into the bookshelf behind him burying both of you under a debris of books.

All you did was apologize profusely and run away at full speed. Leaving a very confused Renji and a completely flustered captain behind.

You cringed at the memory. What was the point of your stupid heart racing around him? He probably just thought of you as a klutz that brought ill luck everywhere.

Especially after today. You thought bitterly.

Just the thought of how the poison had gotten on you in the first place made you want to cry. You closed your eyes just as there was a knock on the door.

"Get in Isane." you grumbled out, sure that it was her appearing for another check-up. You heard the sliding door open and cautious footsteps come in.

“Just how much trouble do you think he’ll have to go through to get another vial of poison from Mayuri?” You asked her, eyes still lidded.

“I don’t even want to think about the costs of it all” You sighed out before she could answer. “Stupid Renji couldn’t have picked someplace else to practice.”

This time you were practicing with Renji. Neither of you had expected Captain Byakuya to be around at the same time. Of course, Renji horribly misfired his Kido spell, which you should have easily dodged. But it sent you crashing into a very surprised Captain Kuchiki. If only that was the end of it, but you two tumbled head-first into a koi fish pond. The fall cracking Mayuri’s vial of poison that Byakuya was supposed to be sending back to the lab.

Not only had you completely embarrassed yourself, and given all the koi fish PTSD, your clumsiness had also destroyed a potentially irreplaceable object that Byakuya was responsible for. He was sure top bear the brunt for damaging it, and to ask Mayuri for a favor? Drinking the poison straight would have been less dangerous.

How could you even meet his gaze after something like that?

Isane seemed uncharacteristically quiet. But her silence only made you ramble even more. “After all, he’s so dignified and patient. He must already find me insufferable, and after what happened today.” Your voice trailed off as you groaned into your pillow.

“After this he must hate me.” You lamented.

Isane coughed awkwardly instead of responding. You finally peeked an eye open, ready to start talking again, only to jerk awake on realizing who it was.

"C-captain!" You exclaimed.

Sure enough, the captain of the 6th division stood before you. Eyebrows already knit together in annoyance. You tried to sit up awkwardly, Fucking Isane couldn't even give you a heads up?

He was so tall that he had to lower his head to avoid hitting the doorframe. His dark eyes as unreadable as ever, a hand pressed into the hilt of senbonzakura.

"I see you are well" He stated flatly. From the tone of his voice, you couldn’t tell if he was expressing concern or sarcasm. But your heart still leaped at his voice.

“y-yes.” You replied, eyes already wandering away from his frame. Why couldn’t it be drunk kyoraku who had come to check up on you instead.

"You didn't have to come all the way here Captain." You added sheepishly, it felt like a parent had come to chastise their troublesome child.

You watched his expression grow more confused at your words, "Of course I had to." he said before he could catch himself.

The hopeful look on your face made the room spin around him. It was a little pathetic how easily you had that effect on him. And what was worse was that you didn’t even have the slightest idea that you did that to him. Byakuya tried to find his footing again.

"As the captain and the head of the Kuchiki clan it's only appropriate that I check up on you," he replied bluntly. He felt his insides squeeze at the way your face fell slightly.

Your 'oh' was sad, it made him want to slap himself for not wording it better.

"Ofcourse." You said, "A form of propriety." Shrugging off the possibility that it was anything else at all.

There was a moment of silence as Byakuya fought to keep a straight face.

"It's... Not just for propriety." Byakuya admitted. "I felt... responsible." He tried again. "Concerned even, for your... Condition."

You tried to calm your thrashing heart. If you’re any louder, he’s going to hear it. Not knowing how to react to his words exactly.

Byakuya broke the silence again.

“Hold out your arm.” He said stoically

You straightened up like a soldier given a command. Byakuya cringed at himself internally, what could he have said to sound kinder? He thought to himself.

“May I Please see your arm?”

“If I may-“

“Can you please move your arm?”

“Please marry me”  

He sat down beside you, annoyed at himself. The truth was he felt more than just responsible for you.

You had just been there sparring with Renji, body moving with languid grace as you dodged his kido spell. And He couldn’t help but stop and stare. Too dazed at how your lips set in the smallest pout as you called his lieutenant names. To say the least, he was VERY distracted. Despite knowing how urgent the matter with Mayuri was, he couldn’t take his eyes off of you. He had become too lost in your playful sparing. So much so that he lost his own balance as you suddenly crashed into him. The next thing he felt was the cold of the water and your frame pressed up against him.

The bottle he was carrying cracked under the pressure of your bodies. With a morbid hiss, the deadly contents spilled out, dousing you.  

And Gods, the smell, of flesh burning. Although you said you were fine, he knew he wouldn’t be able to sleep until-

His dark eyes pinned on the long sleeve of your white kimono. Well, until he saw for himself.

Byakuya had felt his stomach drop as your face had contorted with pain. In that moment he had expected the worst, knowing that he would never be able to forgive himself if this actually hurt you.

His gaze was anything but stern. You would even contest that it was actually worry that reflected in the captain's eyes. But you didn’t realize how bright red his ears burned as he did sit down beside you.

You peeled your eyes away from his fingers as he lifted the sleeve of the white dress Isane had given you, his long fingers circling your arm. His actions were cautious as if expecting a scarred mass of skin, but the more of your arm he revealed, the more relieved he was that he hadn't marred your arms.

You knew the poison wouldn't really affect you, the healing ability of your zanpakuto would take care of that easily. But you realised he still wanted to make sure.

The touch was uncharacteristically gentle.

You couldn't help but blush. Once satisfied his fingers reached to inspect your bicep. The poison had splashed into the right side of your body, across your limbs. The sleeve of your black kimono had sizzled as the cloth burned from the toxin. Just remembering the incident made him feel bitter.

For you to think he even had it in him to hate you. All he really wanted to do was cradle you to division 4 himself. To have you cave into his touch instead of flinching away like you had made a mistake. In that moment Byakuya just felt tired. So tired and sick of the misunderstood, unbending man they had honed him into. Tired of the falsehood of it all. Because he would give anything for you to not be so formal with him.

As his thoughts raged on, his fingers lingered on your skin a little longer than he wanted them to. 

You couldn't help but hold your breath, the moment was so vulnerable, so delicate that you felt as though the slightest movement would shatter it. The entirety of it you couldn’t understand either, but you wanted to hold this moment for as long as you could.

Suddenly the innocent touch seemed to burn into your skin. All of a sudden you were very aware of where you two were, how close he was to you. Your breath shallowed as his thumb rang along a fading battle scar. The captain retreated his fingers at once, noticing how easily your reatsu fluctuated.

The ghost of his touch lingered on your skin. He gave out an awkward cough, snapping you out of your trance.

"Captain, exactly how much trouble will I get in for this?" You asked finally, dreading his answer already. If the punishment was re-arranging scrolls in the 5th division again, you would much rather challenge Kenpachi to a duel, for some God damn reason, Captain Aizen made your blood run cold.

“Lieutenant,” he stopped you, “Why would you still think I was here to reprimand you?”

Your face fell, the bitterness of the room catching up to you again, "Because I was the one who messed up for everyone."

Byakuya couldn’t help but frown, "And what makes you think that?"

You looked at him like it was obvious, "just today!” you exclaimed, “ I completely ruined the practice area, everyone had to be evacuated and the fall made you lose one of your hairpins in the pond-“ you shook your head, “I’m just bad luck to be around.”

“Y/n” he cut you off, shaking his head.

Your heart skipped a beat. You had never heard him call you by your first name.

“I wish you weren’t this hard on yourself.” He said,

“You are…” He started.

His heart ached to think how little you thought of yourself. If only he could tell you how much light and life you bring to him. If only he knew how to actually show you how much you affect him- If his words would be any consolation to you, he didn’t care about the propriety he had to uphold. Just say it.

“You are a good soul reaper.” He said failing miserably.

Byakuya averted his eyes, you are a hopeless Idiot. He thought to himself.

In the moments that followed his words, you were almost stunned. Letting the weight of what he has actually said settle in your mind. Getting almost teary-eyed from just the relief that you hadn’t actually disappointed the captain you respected so much.

“So you aren’t angry with me?” You asked weakly, shifting so that you could sit hugging your knees.

Byakuya sighed, a feverish blush covering his face, “I’m not.” He told you. “Y/n- I-, about what you said earlier.” He continued.

After this he must hate me.

“I need you to know that I could never-

"Y/N!~" Isane's chirpy voice called out suddenly. You jumped.

Your leg jerked up with you and before you could stop it, your knee hit Byakuya square in the face.

"Oh my god!" you screamed as he clamped his fingers on his nose. Groaning in pain as he shuffled backward. 

"Captain, I-I'm SO SORRY" you wailed out, scurrying over to inspect the damage. But the man just held up a hand, almost flinching away from you. He threw his head back, blinking furiously through the pain.

Great now you have blinded him.

Isane ran inside, wincing he pulled his fingers from his face, allowing her to inspect. A stream of blood ran down his face.

"Clearly you're back to your usual strength," he spoke through the pain. “I shall take your leave then.” He said. The two of you watched as he hurried outside and you groaned out loudly into your pillow.

"There there-" Isane said patting your back, "It could have been worse."

Oh yes, you wanted to tell her, every time you think you are done embarrassing yourself in front of him, you somehow outdo yourself.

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[livingdeadhorse]

YOU GET IT!!! YOU GET HOW ABSOLUTELY CRINGE GIRLFAIL FAKE CELESTE IS!! 

The moment she started yapping about her experience as a gambler in her FTE, to simply turn out to be nothing but gambling manga references, made me so embarrassed for her. She’s absolutely so cringe, and to add on that, in “Hair & Gyoza” (Danganronpa 3 Drama CDs ALL 4 DISCS: Kizakura’s Double, Departure, & 2 Bonus Discs! ~LOST MEDIA~ found on YouTube), 

She mentions wanting to ride a robot. 

(My Japanese isn’t that good, but I’ll try to translate to the best of my ability.) 

“I have almost done everything that can be done in this world. Someday, I would like to be summoned from the Tokyo Tower to another world and try gambling while riding a giant robot.” 

Like, what!? HELLO???

It’s also explained that she only joined Hope’s Peak because Kizakura Koichi mentioned a lucky student would be joining her class, and she flat out said it was a sign she was chosen by the ultimate lucky student in her class (Naegi). And for my personal view, when she antagonized Naegi for Sayaka’s murder, I feel like that’s her testing his luck, perhaps? But it also might explain why she’s in the background of every pre-game photo just standing, she spends her life in the underground gambling so of course she’s going to be socially awkward

SHE’S SO CRINGE I CAN’T //affectionate!!

And you’re so correct that everything in chapter 3 was just her being her! People mention why didn’t she use her great poker face in that trial, as if we didn’t see her snap over the littlest thing, such as Hifumi over her milk tea not being exactly how she wanted, or when in “Hair & Gyoza,” throwing a TANTRUM when Kizakura accidentally slipped on a gyoza wrapping and ripped off her drills, kicking, screaming, only to calm down when she requested Kizakura to give her a massage. She makes me physically recoil. So, of course, she’s going to be yelling when she is on trial for a DOUBLE MURDER!! 

As for Celeste’s ass-kissing scene for Byakuya, I interpret it as Celeste having a crush on him, maybe? In the DR collab with Sanrio, Kuromi has a crush on Badtz-maru, something Celeste and Byakuya are seen with in the collab and Celeste’s JP voice actor interview mentions,

“It’s something like, Celestia, Togami, Fukawa, a love triangle?”

that I found on 101soundboards (DANGANRONPA REARRANGE SOUNDTRACK & ORIGINAL DRAMA CD ダンガンロンパ リアレンジサウンドトラック ＆ オリジナルドラマCD - Video Game Music).

I think that’s a neat detail, but SHE’S SUCH A LOSER!! I LOVE HER AND HATE HER!!!

HIIIII YO I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE MANGA REFERENCES. So cornyyy what is wrong with her. More evidence for my Hifumi and Celeste were friends propaganda. Two losers who live vicariously through media.

I had NO idea about the drama CDs oh my God, I can't thank you enough. She wants to be ISEKAI'D LMAO.

I remember Koichi mentioning he was going to scout Celestia, but I don't remember the tidbit about the lucky student. Is that from the anime or other supplementary media? Either way, Celestia living out her "chosen one" fantasy through such stupid means. I can't take her seriously I can't. Her antagonizing Makoto to test his luck is a really cool interpretation! I chalked it up to her usual meddling behavior but it's been established that she had been curious about his luck and how it compares to hers....thinking emoji.

Also yeah, I'm sure the actual reason she's just standing there in the photos is because they didn't want to draw a complicated character design over and over again but. One of the only pictures where they don't slap a sprite png on the background is the one with Hifumi where she's visibly embarrassed. Honestly, I think most HPA students are socially awkward. It'd be easier to count the ones who ARE good at socializing. Also in the manga it's slightly implied that she grew up isolated or even bullied. Also her insistence that Yasuhiro is a loser's name...#wdym

She makes me physically recoil. So, of course, she’s going to be yelling when she is on trial for a DOUBLE MURDER!!

OH MY GOD YOU GET IT. This is the riskiest gamble she's ever done and from the moment Hifumi doesn't die immediately, she knows she's fucked.

I had no idea that there were hints towards her crushing on Byakuya! I personally interpreted the ass-kissing as her wanting to BE Togami. He's rich, powerful, famous, and nothing about his life is "boring". From the second he shows up, he draws everyone's attention and even gains admirers. He is looked after by servants and travels the world. He is EVERYTHING Celestia wants, so he's definitely at the very top of her ranking system.

ALSO THANK YOU SM FOR THE DRAMA CD SOURCES!!!! I love and hate her so much. Just such a weird woman (VERY affectionate).

[northlight14]

Danganronpa V1 characters encountering a spider🕷️

Hiro: screaming like there’s no tomorrow, praying to whatever is out there and is frozen in place, refusing to move until the spier leaves or someone comes to save him

Junko: loves bungs because of the despair they bring to both her and other people. Was the kid who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass

Celeste: loves spiders. Has a pet tarantula. A truly unbothered queen

Sakura: calmly picks up the spider and places it outside

Hifumi: also screaming for help. If the spider goes on one of his anime figures, he will be going through the five stages of grief

Mondo: throwing anything and everything at the spider in an attempt to kill it. Fucking terrified

Chihiro: scared but will leave the spider alone and let it do it’s thing

Taka: terrified and wants it out of his room as fast as possible but also doesn’t want to kill it, harm it in any way or touch it really. It’s a real issue every time that usually ends in him calling for Mondo and him screaming at him to not kill it

Byakuya: “you’re all such babies. Who would be scared of a little thing like a spider?🙄” “there’s a spider in your hair.” “OH MY GOD GET IT OFF!!!!!”

Toko: either finds spiders interesting or hates them. If it’s the latter, she’s calling for Byakuya to get rid of it who just ends up joining her on the highest surface to try and escape it

Genocide Jill: loves spiders, thinks they’re cool as heck. Especially the poisonous ones. Her favourite spider is the black widow

Leon: grabbing his baseball bat and is going on a mission. Any property damage done in the process was a necessary casualty

Sayaka: jumping on the nearest table and screaming for help. However, she will also demand that the person who came to her rescue doesn’t kill the spider and just takes it outside

Makoto: shaking so much while getting it under a cup and a bit of paper underneath. If the spider moves, he will scream

Kyoko: literally touches dead bodies for a living. She’s picking it up and taking it outside while judging everyone

Hina: challenging that spider to a battle and going on a killing mission. Whatever was closest to her at the time is her weapon

[shysheeperz]

love ur blog!! I check it out before starting an anime/manga 💞

just wondering do u have any recommendations for complete anime/mangas?

thank u either way!!!

Completed??????

Manga:

Fullmetal Alchemist- the gold standard

Silver Spoon- by the same person who did FMA. Agricultural school stuff. Cute.

Agravity Boys- space sci-fi gag comedy, a wild ride to say the least, I miss my stupid boys

Magu-chan: God of Destruction- cute digimon/pokemon-shaped gods get woken up and mingle with a bunch of middle schoolers. Cute fluff mostly, will occasionally pull at your heartstrings (including the ending)

High School Family: Kokosei Kazoku- comedy/ slice of life, about an entire family attending high school. Has a volleyball arc that rivals the likes in haikyuu!!

Haikyuu!!-sports manga, if you want to cry over boys and their love for the game then this is for you, Boys x Volleyball is the tru otp of the show

Hell's Paradise: Jigokuraku- dark historical fantasy, so very, very good. Don't get attached.

Dr. STONE- sci fi, technically the main story is complete. We still have been getting the occasional side chapter or three that continue where the main story left off tho. A very solid shonen jump series. includes one of the best shonen jump dads in the history of ever. Will make u emotional over lightbulbs and stuff. hard not to root for the main cast.

Dr. STONE Reboot: Byakuya- a non-canon little one volume spin-off about byakuya and mainly about a funky lil robot that will make you sob uncontrollably I'd personally say to read up to the end of the Treasure Island arc in the main story first before tackling this one (about ch 140ish)

Dr. STONE 4D Science- a continuation of the main story, only a couple chapters, the ending is a really cruel tease imo and if Inagaki/Boichi don't give us more may they be cursed to lose all their left shoes forever

Food Wars! Shokugeki no Sanji- spin-off of sanji side stories by the duo who did food Wars. ONE PIECE related ofc. Tasty looking food. Sanji too cool for school. One volume.

Astra Lost in Space- space sci fi survival, solid story that deserves more appreciation, the ending is just a tad lackluster in actually showing what a lot of readers would have liked to physically see. By no means ruins the story tho.

Blue Flag (Ao no Flag)- high school, romance, slice of life, boys and gals just trying to figure out life and relationships. Solid.

Mashle: Magic and Muscles- gag comedy that leans a little too much into the shonen battle-esque stuff towards the end imo, but a decently enjoyable time. A mash up of Harry Potter and other various manga like mob, opm, etc.

Mitama Security: Spirit Busters- comedy, axed but I enjoyed it. Goofy fun. nothing spectacular but reading it won't hurt anyone.

My Hero Academia: Vigilantes- spin-off of mha obviously, average joe Koichi >>> deku FIGHT ME, the goodest of boys, world building u don't get in the main series, Aizawa's backstory, Knuckleduster is the man the myth the legend.

Chihayafuru- screaming crying throwing up, it's niche it's technically a sports manga, romance, female MC, growth™, love triangle but at the end of the day that's not what's important

My Love Mix-Up!- comedy romance, big big mix-up on who loves who and lots of shenanigans ensue.

Noragami- TECHNICALLY not complete until like 2 days from now when the final chapter releases. my emotions! MY EMOTIONS!!!! 😭

Gintama- comedy/gag with dashes of really good drama

I have no idea what your tastes are, anon, so here's a mix that I've personally enjoyed. Some of them were axed, but technically that makes them complete so I included them :P yes I cheated.

Anime:

There's a lot less of them bc I haven't actually watched a lot of completed series.

Run with the Wind- more boys x sports but this time it's about running. Also the boys are in college. Will trick u into wanting to run.

91 days- ol timey story about VENGEANCE. Set during the prohibition.

Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann- makes you emotional and feel all fuzzy inside, sci fi, mecha

Cowboy Bebop- a classic

Samurai Champloo- also a classic and I actually prefer this one over cowboy bebop tbh, god tier baseball episode

Astra Lost in Space-the anime version, if you'd prefer watching over reading, but I always prefer manga > anime just cause.

FMA 03/FMA BROTHERHOOD- the gold standard. I appreciate both versions. 03 goes the anime original ending root bc obviously the manga wasn't completed yet no biggie.

Mob Psycho 100- MOB!MOB!MOB! and tumblr sexy man reigen arataka

Gintama- animated version alternative lol. The voice actors bring the characters to life.

Obv there are the old school classics like Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Gundam and all that jazz if you haven't already checked out some of those. Oldies but goodies.

[atalossofwords]

To Come Home - Bleach&KHR WIP

The first two chapters of this are published here. This is a Cloudy Sky!Ichigo bonds as Xanxus' Cloud Guardian, inspired by many other fics!

I've been stuck on this chapter for the last few months, so since I'm halfway through it, I decided to post it here to see if that got me animated to finish.

Ichigo was expecting the meeting to be hellish. He expected the two Skies in his city to be old men or yakuza thugs, and their circles not much better.

That's why, when a literal kid entered the meeting room, followed by an assortment of personalities that looked as diverse as Ichigo's own circle, he was surprised, and curious. He didn't know many other Skies, and none of the ones he knew were human, besides Yuzu.

He's used to a Shinigami's circle; old Yamamoto's small and distant circle, Aizen's fake circle. All very formal, distant, and almost hidden from the outside eye, nothing like Ichigo's circle, who are all very open and close to each other, even the Shinigami.

The kid introduced himself as Tsunayoshi, and the older sky as Xanxus. Interestingly enough, it seemed like Tsuna was the one leading the meeting. From where she's napping on the rafters, Yoruichi informs them that Xanxus is, actually, a Storm-Sky, just like Ichigo is a Cloud-Sky, and seems to be bonded to Tsuna.

As Kisuke greets them, Ichigo chances a glance at Byakuka, who tilts his head in confirmation. Huh. Ichigo doesn't know how he feels about that.

Ichigo introduces himself and his elements, noting how both Skies look interested when he says these are his main elements. Considering Xanxus is apparently Tsuna's second-seat storm, that makes sense.

The meeting in general is... okay. Ichigo hates standing in ceremonies, and explaining himself. Half the time he just does whatever Kisuke tells him to, how does anyone expect him to explain anything? He lets Kisuke and Byakuya take the lead, only speaking when prompted. He mostly pays attention to the Skies, and his guardians.

Tsuna's guardians seem... young. Most of them are either fifteen or sixteen, with the exception of the Sun and Mist. It makes sense, since Ichigo's human guardians are also the same age as him, but it is still... curious. Most of them don't give off the mafia vibe, even if all of them are wearing suits. The sun – Reborn? – and the Cloud – who Ichigo has the feeling would be a great fight; by the way Yoruichi settled on a beam right above him, she agrees. Ichigo would never escape his reputation as a Cloud-collector – look like they are the most used to all this ceremony.

Xanxus' guardians, however, do give off the mafia vibe. Above that, they give off the dangerous mafia vibes. Xanxus himself is full of scars, and with the exception of the Mist, all of them look like killers, even the child-storm.

For some reason, though, Ichigo can't really get his attention away from Xanxus. He doesn't know if it's because he's never met a human dual Sky before, if it's because, just like Ichigo, he has the kind of face that screams I'm one inconvenience away from murdering someone, if it's because he looks like he'd be one hell of a fight.

(Discreetly, he looks at Grimmjow, who also has his eyes set on the Storm-Sky. Yeah, Ichigo hopes they can arrange a less formal meeting. Grimm can have a go at the Sky, and Ichigo is dying to harry that Cloud into a chase.)

Soon enough the meeting ends, and Kisuke elbows him to get up and accompany them out. He can see Toshiro hurrying out, back to the basement where Rangiku and Nelliel are doing god-knows-what, and Grimmjow is heading to the same direction, but dragging his feet. Chad and Uryuu are huddling together, probably to head together to Inoue's, where they all have a study session after Ichigo is done here.

Kisuke puts a reassuring hand on his back, softly enough no one else sees except Byakuya, who huffs an exasperated breath.

Ichigo already feels better here, outside the shop, with sunlight on his skin. He looks at Tsuna's elements, specially at the Cloud, and offers a hand, sky flames bright on his grip.

"Hey, it's nice meeting another Sky. Feel free to drop by, yeah?" He says, scratching at his nape. He can feel Byakuya glaring. "Just... maybe send a letter first."

Tsuna laughs, clearly getting his meaning, and offers the same to him. Ichigo always finds it weird, the instant connection he has with other Skies, the understanding that, fundamentally, they were both doing what was best for their people.

Then, Ichigo extends the same hand to Xanxus, and it happens.

Ichigo remembers harmonising with all his elements, of course he does.

The warm, simmering heat of Chad, his first bond and his most reliable one, always there for Ichigo no matter what. Hands on each other's back as they rested, training together, long nights of silence spent on each other's company.

They were half-bonded the moment Ichigo's Sky flared to life, when Rukia was taken away. The moment they fully bonded it felt like the most natural thing, like something that was always meant to be there.

Kisuke's mist, the bond setting in place as his mentor kneeled and apologised, from them on the no-secrets policy between them, the promise that if Ichigo wanted the world, Kisuke would be the first to get it for him.

The days from then on spend with each other, first training and learning, and then simply... enjoying each other. Kisuke's several mental issues settled when he found the one person who would always, always accept him. Ichigo delighted in knowing there was someone that could match him, be it in conversation, studying or fighting, someone who would always be one step behind him.

The steady, calm drizzle of Shinji's rain, the bond settling and calming his hollow in a way nothing else could. With it, slowly, came the awareness of the rest of the Vizard; with their sky bonded to another, they couldn't help but be just that little bit more attached to him.

(It was... An unique experience. Shinji was his Rain, ever-present and slippery, but he was also a Shinigami Sky, and it was with this bond that Ichigo learned what the difference was.

Sure, the Vizard were bound to Shinji, but Mashiro and Kensei orbited each other earlier, would always turn towards each other first, the Storm-and-Lightning of mayhem. Lisa, also a rain, was still hurt from leaving the almost-harmony she shared with Shunsui. A hundred and more years together, and they just now settled on anything close to steady. With Soul Society opening their captain positions back up, their bonds were drifting apart; Rose's cloud drifting further away, Love's sun setting to shine somewhere else.)

It meant Shinji wasn't used to his own attachment, to the way his hollow and Ichigo's clashed, to the way he wanted needed Ichigo close. It meant time spent together, discovering new limits and long talks about just what it meant to be bombed, to be a Circle, and more importantly, to be a Sky, with people who depended on you.

Ichigo is going to be honest, after that mess in Hueco Mundo, everything happened so fast he barely had time to actually pay attention to his new elements, in between training and planning Aizen's defeat.

It was Yoruichi, her Cloud mingling with his so slowly he didn't even notice it, at first. It was Ishida, animosity broken when Ichigo almost died in Hueco Mundo, the feeling of losing his Sky before he could have it properly. It was Nelliel, the injured Arrancar glueing her Sun to his sky the moment they touched, before even revealing her identity.

During the battle of Karakura, new bonds brimming with nervous energy of a not-yet-settled bond and the adrenalin of a dangerous fight, it was Grimmjow, defecting and turning sides with a snarl, his Storm tired of being caged under Aizen's false sky. It was Starrk, taking one look at Shunsui, longing and needy, and accepting Ichigo's extended hand, when the Captain wouldn't extend his own.

The aftermath, losing his powers... Without his bonds, Ichigo is certain he would not have made it.

No powers, and Soul Society and his own damn father trying to lock him away from his Circle, or at least from all the non-human ones. 

Ichigo could still see Chad and Ishida at school, and as much as he was glad for that, he was getting increasingly more irritable as time went on and it became clear they were dealing with the problems Ichigo usually dealt with on their own.

(It hurt, of course it did. He was supposed to be the one to protect them, wasn't he? Chad just clasped a hand on his shoulder, supporting, and Ichigo could see Ishida's eyebags as he scoured through his family's library, in the hopes the Quincy might have a way to help.

They were trying, and that was all Ichigo could ask for.)

It lasted for about three weeks before Kisuke kidnapped him to his basement, where Grimmjow, Nelliel and even Starrk seemed to be about to climb the walls; turns out, Hollows bonded physically a lot more than emotionally; being away from him was almost painful for them.

Shinji took five minutes to preserve his dignity before he, too, was climbing on the cuddle pile. Kisuke and Yoruichi were keeping an eye on them all, mist-and-cloud mingling together as they lounged on their own little bubbles.

What surprised Ichigo, however, was the white haori standing on the sidelines. Toshiro, nervously twisting his hands, scowl firmly in place.

He offered one hand to Ichigo, when Starrk was done with social contact and went somewhere else to brood, and Grimmjow and Nelliel somehow got in a tussle with Shinji.

He knows they can bond, he says. He felt it when they were training, before the battle, but everything was so hurried and chaotic he thought it was better to not say anything. Ichigo scoffed, got to his feet on his own, and put Toshiro in a headlock, their bond settling between them with a crackle of electricity, the rush of competition and understanding.

Ichigo had called him setupid, and told him to stop being a coward, next time.

The latest bond, and Ichigo hoped the last one, happened after Ichigo got his powers back.

(He'd hoped, secretly, that Rukia would be it, but it didn't work. Apparently, she was a Glacier Flame, and those didn't bond to Skies at all.)

It happened when Byakuya of all people shook his hand when he arrived at Soul Society to visit, his Cloud setting on the very edge of his senses. It was, funnily enough, the least compelling of all his bonds, the only one that was truly a Shinigami bond, and Byakuya still looked alarmed enough that Ichigo halfway thought he'd run away.

They worked it out, though. Ichigo couldn't see himself without any of them, now.

Even remembering how all his harmonizations went, Ichigo wasn't ready for this.

It felt... like he could finally relax, like a warm bath after training, the water eveloping all his body, a promise of rest and a safe place to let his guard down.

It felt like when he was on the battlefield, his elements at his back, looking out for him so he could keep going forward. Like someone would always have him covered, making sure it would be alright.

It felt like those late-night conversations with Kisuke or Shinji, baring his soul to them and knowing it would be accepted and understood.

It felt like having a whole sky above his head, ready to fall down should he need it.

Ichigo blinked, his flames still cloud-indigo and reaching for Xanxus' sky. Was this what his elements felt, when they harmonised? Was this tug to get close and bask in that flame normal?

If it was an all-time thing, he seriously needed to cuddle his elements some more. He almost felt bad for all the times he kicked one of them out of his bed.

"What the fuck." Xanxus swore, his eyes wide in surprise, flames unnerved and surprised and delighted.

Behind him, Ichigo could hear Kisuke crackling.

[hopespeak-hostclub]

Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Taylor Swift fave songs

Im such a swiftie and also danganronpa is my life so I absolutely had to do this I’m so sorry

I tried to include reasoning, but a lot don’t have any! I just think they fit!!!

Makoto: The Best Day (Taylor’s version)

He loved his family so much and I can 1000% envision him crying to this song (same bro)

Sayaka: Me!

Literally no reason I just feel like she likes it and it’s one of my least faves just like sayaka sorry girl

Kyoko: no body, no crime (feat HAIM)

I genuinely don’t even need to say why

Byakuya: look what you made me do

This one was so hard if you have anything better lmk bc oh my god

Celeste: New Romantics (Taylor’s version)

„We're so young But we're on the road to ruin. We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doin'. We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom. Honey, life is just a classroom. 'Cause baby, I could build a castle, Out of all the bricks they threw at me And every day is like a battle. But every night with us is like a dream” idk homegirls would prob eat this song up

Chihiro: Anti-Hero

Toko: TOLERATE IT

I’m so passionate about this one TOKOS LOVE SHOULD BE CELEBRATED BUY BYAKUYA JUST TOLERATES IT GIRL DESERVES BETTER

Jack: vigilante shit

Asahina: It’s Nice to have a friend

she thinks about Sakura

Sakura: illicit affairs

I can’t explain this one but it makes so much sense to me

Kiyotaka : the last great American dynasty

Hiro: lavender haze

He thinks it’s a weed strain but we love him for that

Junko : mastermind

Duh

Leon: karma

Mukuro: I can see you (Taylor’s version) (from the vault)

I can’t explain it but girl screams this in her room

Mondo: Blank Space-I prevail cover

He’s “too cool” for Taylor but likes her music but won’t admit it

Hifumi: …ready for it?

[bubblyqueer000]

APRIL FOOLS JOKE POST Mondo Owada x Me PART 3!! THE FUCKENING :0

soz I haven't been posting. I'll make an update soon C:

still tho gotta do my yearly april fools day post!!

FUCKING SHIT WIENER COCK DOODLE!! HEY DICK NOSES IT’S BUBZ CHAN AND IM MAD. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFNNJHBNJHBGBHNJHBGVHNHBVGBNBHHB

Okay so like last year that little cock weasel, monocumstain killed my boyfriend, mondo because he was mad he commited a hate crime and fucked me on the tables in the cafeteria, coating them in his dick cheese in the process. UGGGGHH

BUT ACTUALLY I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS REALLY PUNISHED BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE TASKED WITH SCRAPING HIS SMEGMA OFF OF EVERY SURFACE OF THE SCHOOL!!!! >:C

I was in the midst of using a metal spatula to scrape off his dried up mondo butter from under the tables when I felt a horrible pain filling my chest.

“Ow tf” I sayed

“Shut the fuck up” said Kyoto

“No you cunt, my stomach really hurts.”

“Well no shit we’re all like a million years old now and during that whole time mondo was fuckin destroying your organs.” Said toastermi

“…

…

Shit u right.” And then I felt another horrible fucking pain in my tummy!!! “AHHHHHHFHDNDNBDNDJDNDND NO YOU BITCHES IDK WHATS HAPPENING”

“maybe u need a nap c: “ Nina told me

“YOU DONUT SUCKING FUCK WAD HELP ME.” 

“DON’T WORRY YALL I GOT THIS!” Said sakura, kicking me as hard as she could in the stomach making my organs squirt out of my ass with a loud shlorp. 

“OH SHIT IN THE SINK GET HER TO THE SINK!” Shouted byakuya bc he thought it was my period and he was scared of periods and stuf. 

So yea soccer ball carried me over her shoulder into the kitchen and plopped me in the sink where I screamed and farted loudly lmfao. I really hope that no one actually gets turned on by this dear fucking god. 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” idk how birth works soz. 

So yeah I shitted out a bb. 

“What the fuck” Said everyone collectively. 

“Goo goo ga ga 😀” He goo goo ga gad

“HOW THE SHIT DID THIS HAPPEN?” 

“Because you had tons of unprotected sex with mondo.”

“Oh yeah ur right. Alright well… Idk ummm ill name u mondo after ur dad ig.”

“otay” he said bc that’s how babies talk according to fan fic writers wtf is wrong with you people??

“Acutually you can;t lol” said byakuya smartily. “Bc if u did that everytime you called him that hed think of how u fucked his dad or some shit.”

“Byakuya what the actual fuck. I don’t think you understand the absurdity of what you just said. Not only is that sexualizing my infant son, but it’s also an incredibly perverse interpretation of a healthy relationship based on love and respect, and now that he’s passed us on, it’s all the more insensitive.” I told him and everyone started clapping. I looked at the fuckin kid and thought and thought. “Wait wat was mondo’s brother’s name again?”

“Diarrhea.” Sayd makoto.

“LMAOOOOO k ur names diarrhea.” i told the child. 

“K lol.” he said. 

“Ermmm… ERRRRMM…. ERRRMEN AOT…… ERMINEM SLIM SHABBY SLIM ANUS….. ERRRRM…” byakuya erms.

“WHAT WANT BUTT FART???” I sowed   

“well everyone knows that babies need a mommy and daddy or else thre brains wont work. so im volunteering to be ur rich and morty. fuck wait no. rich baby daddy” he explammmed rickbabydaddily 

“??? Tf no!! richie bitches suck” and then I rapped the entirety of piggy pie by icp for everyone but it was a parody that fit the situation like that one mlp web series we all watched as kids that had the parody wreck it ralph op and there was also fuckin evelyn evelyn and confrontation from jekly and hyde parodies ummmm… hold on let me google it. PRINCESS TRIXIE SPARKLE BY MAGPIE PONY.

so I took a break from writing this and taking care of my bastard son to re watch that series and then the first four seasons of mlp and then like all of rainbow dash presents fuck i miss the early days of mlp lmao    

So anyways after that I came out of my room and Daiya II was like a teenager because I was watching mlp content for like fifteen years. 

“Hewwo mwommy” he said 

“Ew why do you still talk like that? Get that shit out of here.”

“Jeez you’re such a bitch.” He told me.

“:0??? >:0! Go to ur room you little shit!” 

“NO mom! >:0! YOU go to YOUR room!”

“Wait what.” and then my own son stabbed me. “Ow bitch u stabbed me in the tit.” 

“Yea but it’s dedly bc ur like 47893845748398.”

“...”

“...”

“SHIT” so yeah I fuckin died. 

“You… cunt.” I said and stoped living. 

When I woke up I was in hell. And who else was there???

Ur MOM! (sorry if ur mom is actually ded or somethin rip)

BUT ALSO MONDO AND DAIYA OWADA (the first one not my son)???? :0

“Hey cootie ;0” said doodie owada

“MONDO!” I cried running over to him.

“Am I a joke to you?” Daiya asked bc i ignored his dumb ass

“Wassup bbygrl C:” Mondo asked. 

“I missed you so much.” I told him. 

“Awww”

…

…

…

…

… 

“Kay let’s fuck already.” 

“K.” 

Our clothes all burned off bc my homophobic relatives tell me that I hell is hot. Then they bent me over. I suckked daiyas dick and took mondos in my ass. 

“Glucglucglucglucglucgluc” i said suckn dick. 

“Coom” and then I fake my organism. 

Soooo yeah were done and were just chillin wit angel hazbin hotel bc it’s hell. BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT DAIYA II WAS THERE BC HE WAS EXECUTED LMFAO

Anyways happy april fools day seeya next year :3

[eggs-can-draw]

You know how shuichi had to be resuscitated after complications with the pod, and you also know how in the animatic kyoko(I assume) screams her lungs out because her son, her boy, her baby, has a heart that stopped beating and could be dead

Now imagine you have the people still in the viewing room hearing this blood curdling scream, and obviously not just the kids but parents come running to we’re the pods are and even if they get stopped at the entrance of the door they almost all see shuichi with not only his heart stopped but also hajime desperately trying to resuscitate him with paddles

And makoto is in the room now with kyoko and byakuya just desperately holding eachother sobbing and wailing as they watch there son being electrocuted and having cpr preformed(by mikan because she is not going to let parents loss a child) trying to save and keep him living

So traumatic for naegamigiri, the other parents, and oh god the other kids, kokichi and kaede having to watch just praying he doesn’t die, imagine the fear, pain and everything else

AAAAGH THE FUCKING PAIN!!

And RIGHT as everyone thought we things were gonna be ok too

Imagine this for the survivors too!! They’re in this new insane situation and the friends they thought had DIED are here and OH GOD SHUICHI ALSO ALMOST DIED.

And for the kids who died? Having to watch their friend get to fucking close to dying??? Oooohgh the pain.

And the possible lingering problems for Shuichi after this! I did a quick google search and it says at worst homeboy could possibly face movement disorders or speech difficulties, hell even brain injury

Luckily they have a fun rehab vacation to heal and recover and everything is gonna be ok lol

[shslskaterboy]

the antags?

OOH a three for one, thank you bestie

For Byakuya

Favourite thing is how he stays a stupid asshole even after his character development

Least favourite is every interaction he has with Toko like please leave that girl alone

“No, I am not… effing with you” like fr what a loser

Brotp probably him and Kyoko cuz I feel like they would develop mutual respect after surviving the killing game

No otp personally, I hc that man as aroace

Notp is him and Toko. Once again please leave that girl alone you are not helping

I hc that he eventually gets comfortable enough around the others to stop wearing a suit literally all the time, and maybe he’ll even put on sweatpants every now and then (god forbid)

If I had to pick a song for him I’d say Million Dollar Man by Lana Del Rey (for obvious reasons)

Every image of him being confused and sweating is the best because haha get dunked on boy

For Nagito

Favourite thing about him is such an impossible question cuz like. He is such a mess and there is so much going on and he’s just trying his best in his own fucked up and weird way. I guess maybe that’s the best way to describe why I like him

Least favourite is probably not a problem with him as a character so much as just. People being wrong about him? Idk like people taking him at face value as just the annoying guy that messes up trials makes me a sad boy :(

“Maybe you only think there’s something wrong with me because there’s something wrong with you!” Yeah you get him king, that’s definitely it

Brotp gotta be him and Sonia. I just think they should be silly together

Otp is him and hajime. I don’t need to say any more than that, you all know this already

Notp is Nanami probably, or really any girl because that is a gay gay man

I definitely hc him as autistic with heavy sensory issues. I think he gets overwhelmed by sounds and textures and stuff very easily

I have. Many songs I associate with him but I think the first one I think of is House of Wolves by MCR

Favourite image of him has gotta be him on the laptop in chapter 5 because I’m basic and he’s pretty I’m sorry

For Ouma

Favourite thing about him is his commitment to the bit. He’s a silly little guy. He’s the worst most annoying little creature ever. He is going to ride or die for his ideals to the very end. What a guy

Least favourite thing is just how little we know about him. And ya I know that was probably intentional on the writers part, but I think good character design (and what makes all the other characters we know and love so likeable) is the context of what makes them who they are. Ouma is almost completely unknowable, which is just unfortunate because I think there’s a lot of lost potential for who he could have been

“At least I wasn’t boring, right?” I’m crying and screaming. He’s just a little guy

Brotp is probably him and miu. I think their dynamic wis hilarious and it might actually be good in a non-killing game scenario

Otp is him and Shuichi. Again everyone who knows me is not surprised by this

Notp would be him and Kaede. That is a gay boy and a lesbian, not a romantic couple

I like the hc that he was an orphan and had DICE as his little found family, and that outside of them Saihara is the first person he starts to feel comfortable being vulnerable with

The song I associate with him most is London Calling by the Clash

Favourite image is the one of Maki dangling him over the fountain. He was being a little shit and he reaped what he sowed, it’s was hilarious

This became so much longer than I thought, also I really couldn’t think of any “unpopular” opinions so you’ll have to excuse me for excluding those. Anyway this was fun thank you bestie

[tsumikiwrites]

Love and Death

ʚ♡SMUT WARNING! ʚ♡disturbing content ʚ♡Noncon ʚ♡Syo x Byakuya ʚ♡blood is mentioned ʚ♡character death! ʚ♡Severe wounds

Note: this is my first time here so please don't expect much (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

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As Syo grabbed the pair of scissors she hid under the leather strap on her thigh, she couldn't help but smile.

It was a very deceiving smile, you'd almost think she meant no harm.

Her eyes were filled with a crazy lust, her body trembling at the mere thought of blood staining her precious blades.

"Oh god!" She practically purred. "You're so.. beautiful like this."

"The way you're shaking, quivering in fear..what a beautiful boy you are!"

Soft hands grab and pull at the chin of the man, forced to look into red eyes. He groans in pain- and if you wonder why; all it would take is a quick glance at his body. Bruised, slashed, wounded and scarred. She had definitely taken a masochistic approach to her bedtime fun.

Blonde hair framed the poor man's face in the moonlight, blue eyes that would usually hide all emotion- widened with fear. He wanted to speak, but he couldn't. The duct tape around his mouth would make sure of that.

He wanted to push her away. He couldn't do that either..

The duct tape around his wrists would make sure of that as well!

Syo could only describe it with one word.

"How exhilarating!"

"Mmm~ imagine the painful screams you'll make once this blade pierces your stomach!" The ultimate murderous fiend laughed, a laugh mixed with a lustful growl or a flirtatious hum.

"Fuck, you're SUCH a good boy..you're so pretty for me, y'know that? Kyahahaha!"

"You know what would make you even more breathtaking?"

Slowly, she bent down and pressed the blade against a tendon. The tendon of the heel, blood practically splattered everywhere.

"Oh dear, what a mess!"

The man shouted in immeasurable pain.

"Damn you!" Or something along that, which only came out to be "mmph! You ffff- bmmph!"

Duct tape really is strong! It was Syo's new favorite sex toy!

Syo then sat on his lap, this position was her favorite. She took the dagger and slashed it across his chest. Two times.

With an X now marked on his skin, the blonde haired man was losing incredible amounts of blood, barely able to keep his eyes open through the pain.

"Oh come on!" Syo whimpers and pleads "don't die on me, yet!"

"Nngh~" she took the handle of the dagger and pressed it against her panties- access made easy with the very torn skirt she wore.

"I-i haven't came yet! You can't die, hold out for me!"

She takes the dagger and stabs it into the other woman's thigh. He cried out again.

"Ssssh..there there, it's okay baby.." she whispered, caressing his cheek lovingly. "It'll all be over eventually.."

The progeny was bleeding out, and quick. Blood pools underneath the chair he now sits on. Syo lifts herself up enough to slide her black panties off, and does the prideful progeny the courtesy of ripping the tape off of his poor lips. He frantically gasps for air,one can only breathe so much through the nose.

"W.... why..are you doing this,?" he pleads.

"Mm? Because.." she then slides herself onto the handle of the dagger, the same dagger that was stabbed into his thigh, now protruding out of it. The handle enters her throbbing heat, causing her to gasp in pleasure. The progeny tilts his head back, looking to the left, to the right, anywhere but her.

"Ohh fuck!" The blonde moans. "This is what happens t-to..bad girls.."

"Bad men that try to leave me.. Try to hurt me. You really thought I'd let you leave me that easy? you really thought I'd accept rejection? Please...I was already planning 4 different ways to kill you."

"Fukawa loves you oh so much, she'd never hurt you.. but I'm not her."

This had tears streaming down his cheek, he was just barely hanging on. To die in such a way.. it was shameful. He couldn't bare the thought.

Syo bounced on the handle of the dagger, it enters in and out of her hole each time, eliciting a moan and whimper from her.

"Don't you dare die yet!" She'd beg.

"Please! J-just a moment longer! I'm so c-close! Please Togami~!"

"Mmph! Aah~!" Her movements sped up, and the closer she got, the more the progeny wished she would just die already.

With one last bounce on the slicked up handle, Syo cried out in a blissful moan

"Oh, fuck! Yes!" A hard wave hit her and she practically collapsed on top of him.

"Oh Togami, you still know how to make me feel amazing!"

He didn't move..

Nor did he respond.

Syo looked into his eyes. His lifeless, blue eyes.