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whenuwishuponastar · 2 months

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I need more perryshmirtz fanfics from Perry's POV where he's always thinking "how can anyone think this man is evil?? Look at him, he’s a wet cat"

I also need more fanfics with the tag "accidental baby acquisition", I just love reading father Heinz Doofenshmirtz in action, Vanessa being a big sister and Perry being a simp (someone at OWCA leaves an "Im not the stepdad Im the dad that stepped up" mug at Perry's desk)

#simp Perry is my favorite Perry #perry the human #human perry #perryshmirtz #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #god I wish I was a writer too #but I only have the drawing type of artist gene #I wonder if Peter would go give the baby a few gifts #fanfic prompt #it could also be an accidental pregnancy fic but I understad that's not everyone's cup of tea #in this case it would either be a omegaverse/abo AU type of situation or a trans headcanon #I swear I saw someone here talking about omega Heinz being the one that carried Vanessa - I'm not opposed to the idea

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sophiphi · 1 month

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Guys. GUYS. listen to me- kate carter is a natural brunette. no i’m not just saying that because daisy edgar jones has brown hair naturally, there’s a picture of young kate and her mom that is shown in the scene where she comes back home. I caught it on my second rewatch. I mean ofc you could chalk up her darker roots to it just being a dirty blonde but no, she really is a brunette.

Which brings me to this thought- I wonder what Tyler’s reaction (along with the others ofc) would be when they see Kate with brown hair. Let’s say her blonde dye was growing out enough for her to decide to dye it back. Maybe she does it when she went back to NY for a bit before going back to Oklahoma. Will there be chaos? Definitely. Will Tyler Owens get a heart attack? Duh. Like, imagine the possibilities guys, hellooo

#daisy edgar jones looks gorgeous in her natural hair color so obvi kate carter would look drop dead gorgeous in it too #tyler’s knees will get weak and boone will have to catch him lmao #javi’s gonna be like ‘yooo i havent seen u with brown hair in YEARSSS’#oh but a sad hc #even tho kate’s a natural brunette she still dyed her hair blonde all these years bc its one of the things that still tye her to her past #and her friends #but once she learns to finally move forward with her life and slowly starts going back to her roots and who she really is #aka showing her true personality and becoming true to herself #she decides its time for a lil hair change too (aka her ‘real hair’)#i also hc that she dyed her hair blonde either a) bc of a dare or b) she lost a bet or smth #addy and javi definitely have smth to do with that lol #jeb told her she looked cute tho and it suited her (so did the others) so she didnt mind it too much #kate carter #tyler owens #tyler x kate #kate x tyler #twisters #twisters 2024 #not my first post (not being a repost) on this app in god knows how long being about kate and tyler #literally goes to show how obsessed i am with these two- literally can not get Enough #shout out to all the fic writers feeding my obsession lmao #also- i will be incorporating brunette!Kate into my own fic as well bc i can #i am a kate carter has brown hair truther right after being a tyler kate shipper #do with this information (kate’s hair lol) as u wish

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thebirdandhersong · 3 months

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I think my fundamental problem w the Bridgerton men is that they're not honourable, virtuous, or morally compelling the way Austen's men are

#idk im not watching pt2 bec im too tired for that #but i find it horribly ironic to hear God mentioned during the wedding scenes #where there is no fear of God in any of those men. lol #anyway i think i just wanted bridgerton to be austenian and thats the issue #it wishes it could do romance like austen but it fundamentally cant when austen is a moral philosopher #and a sophisticated one at that #and the writers are not

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rosakuma · 2 months

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Me right now after watching “Operation Birthday Takeback” from FOPANW and hearing some stuff from the latest episode:

#GOD I JUST WANT THESE KIDS TO BE FRIENDS AND HAPPY AGAIN!! 😭#I swear if the FOPANW writers don’t have Hazel and Dev make up in the season finale imma die or kill(specifically Dale Dimmadome)#I can’t believe I’m this invested in two 10 year old’s friendship BUT THEY’RE IMPORTANT TO ME😭#Also I do like how they’re taking Dev’s development as it feels realistic but also guys nooo I don’t want him to just be a antagonist again #YOU GAVE THIS BOY TRAUMA THROUGH DADDY AND TRUST ISSUES! TOO LATE TO MAKE HIM JUST AN VILLAIN NOW #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop hazel #fop dev #fop a new wish

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strawberrycakeeanon69 · 18 hours

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Hot take: Anyone who writes a problematic fic to get their rocks off is a disgusting piece of shit who needs to touch grass and/or go to therapy:

Like I have NO PROBLEM with kinks, mental illness, injuries, abuse, SA, incest, or a general big sad story IF WRITTEN WITH RESPECT AND GRACE TO VICTIMS OF BAD THINGS OR KINK LOVERS INSTEAD OF ROMANTICIZING THE BAD STUFF OR DEROGATING KINK CULTURE TO FIT YOUR DISGUSTING WHIMS!!

Like can’t we all be SEMI NORMAL and write a NON PROBLEMATIC and HEALTHY schlatt x reader.

Please?

And on top of that, can we PLEASE stop being CREEPY towards schlatt, like bro doesn’t even leave his HOUSE because of you crazy fucks!

God, some of y’all deserve to go to super tumblr hell (derogatory). ~🍰🍓

#jschlatt #schlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #This goes to the AO3 writers too!#Some of y’alls make me SICK 🤢🤮#(god I wish I could write a story; but I don’t have the motivation nor confidence to write a story 😔)#*sigh*#🍰🍓anon

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greasydumbfuck · 2 months

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thinking about frank and sex (in a sad way)

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #not as in about sex with him but like how hes portrayed in relation to it in the comics if that makes sense #hes just always so deeply uninterested not just in the women but the act itself too like #so many times hes like. not pressured thats the wrong word but like i can think of at least two times i saw #where the women just kinda. walk themselves into his bed. and hes like 'eh idk about this' but then just kinda does it anyway #like i imagine the writers intended for this to be like a cool guy thing yk like ah he gets so much action and he DOESNT CARE cuz hes COOL #but ME personally i cant help but read it like. god idk i dont want to say him letting himself get used and using them in turn #theres this expression 'going through the motions' that kind of feels right here but idk how to explain it #hes just so weird about it. every time. in my mind i cant imagine him ever really wanting it very much #like maybe to feel good sometimes but its never. idk am i making sense am i just saying shit #is he gay asexual missing his dead wife or just so so fucking traumatized and dead on the inside that his body is just an object now #so many fun ways to interpret this #<guy who is not having fun interpreting this #wish i could just project my thoughts into your heads so youd see exactly what i mean cuz i dont feel im verbalizing this well enough #god take a shot every time i say 'like' or 'just'. youll be off your face from this post only #i may be making shit up tbh idk the thought struck me out of nowhere while i was looking at the ceiling

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batbrainrot · 4 months

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guys please tell me those batman #148 leaks of jason dying again are fake. tell me they're fake right fucking now i can't fucking do this shit right now i'm off my meds

#this better be bait or i swear to fucking god #i saw those 10 mins ago and i feel like i'm gonna die my heart is racing my hands are shaking my head hurts and i feel like committing crim #i'm too mentally ill for this #i wish this was a joke but i feel very dizzy as i type this and i can feel my heart beating on my throat #i will commit murder.#i hope from the bottom of my heart this is some fear toxin shenanigan bc even if i'm tired of writers making his death his only trait #i cannot handle if it's him actually dying again.#part of me knows dc would have to be very fucking stupid to kill jason again but it's fucking dc and they hate him so everything is possibl #there's things that could mean it's fake like he seems younger and he's in robin uniform for some fucking reason but god does it hurt #i'm trying not to freak out but there's that thing that your brain can't tell the difference between fiction and reality so i'm going insan #chat pray for me #i'm a fucking atheist but please pray for me #i think i'm going into cardiac arrest #jason todd #batman 148

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sclki-op · 7 months

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Ripples ran through his form and he was gone in a heartbeat– rivers of smoke spilling to the floor, seeping through seams, dripping to the deck bellow and past the rails, cascading to the pitch black waters that surrounded the ship.

Shouts sounded from above.

Translucent smoke drifted inches above the sea waves in a layer so thin it ripped– before sealing itself again. It stretched far, looking too much like a morning mist.

He struggled to maintain physical form, swirls of smoke blooming everywhere across his body. His face a distorted mass of thick white.

Questions woven out of worry gone ignored.

#i don't think that im capable of drawing this scene good enough so i decided to write it down instead #and I'm still trying to go easy on my eyes and wrist so I guess it's a solution while i can't draw much!#I'm no writer at all and my english isn't very good (it makes me feel much more confident than i am with my native language though..)#but god do i want to write sometimes #I admire people who can do this well and wish i could too #another zoro x smoker thing (though it can easily be anything else!)#it's post-sabaody but I'm changing the following canon events for the sake of angst in this story #smozo

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sweetshire · 4 months

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denethor is said to have been greatly affected by finduilas’ death, right. and i know their marriage was a political one but i like to believe that they still loved each other. not in the ‘traditional sense’ i guess but they loved each other’s spirits, their souls. the duty (as they viewed it) to protect their people & the willpower to do it, they both shared. and so i think that more precious than love, they understood each other perfectly. as no one else could, or did. i can’t stop thinking about denethor’s grief at losing her. to love someone, and to have them understand you, but to lose them so abruptly… no wonder denethor became embittered by her death. i think he became sad too. closed-off. built even more walls around him, not wanting to be seen as vulnerable by anyone. but his anger, at what (or whom), exactly? he already broke up with god when he was young. at the universe? at his fate? to have lost her so unfairly.

i came here to talk about their love & somewhere in the middle lost myself in his grief lol. never mind, bc what is grief if not love persevering????? they loved each other. i can’t. i CAN’T get over this simple truth. the love was there. it wouldn’t have been this tragic if there’s wasn’t. the love was there. and isn’t that enough (it isn’t. but it is. IT IS). the love was there. THE LOVE WAS. THERE. sobbing. truly sobbing DON’T TOUCH ME

#i’m spitballing here. but elbereth knows i spent hours in my bed thinking about them last night. i couldn’t sleep #i’m becoming so invested in them oh my god. ohmygod they’re making me c r a z y #wait. i was thinking abt how his relationship changed w his sons after this and waiiit. WAIT a minute #is this what writers feel like when inspiration strikes suddenly im going bonkers #there’s no connection between the next sentence and what i wrote till now. well there is but trust me on this one #my brain is moving too fast i don’t have time to be coherent #so listen. so it IS implied that faramir foresaw boromir’s coming. what if #what if DENETHOR dreamt of finduilas dying. i mean i’d rather he didn’t bc THEN there would be a lot of potential for angst and his self #destructive behaviour. what if denethor DIDN’T FORESEE HER DEATH. BUT WISHED THAT HE DID.#GOD. HIM WONDERING IF HE COULD HAVE SAVED HER. DONE SOMETHING SOONER TO PREVENT HER HEALTH FROM DETERIORATING #but no. nothing he could have done would have changed what happened. THAT’S WHY it’s a tragedy. but *he* doesn’t know that #denethor and finduilas #hmm.#DO U FEEL? DO U GET ME????????#denethor #finduilas

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oh-meow-swirls · 4 months

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was looking through old posts and i'm surprised to see that i seemingly didn't have any commentary on anything in 3 in chapter 7, 8 or 9, the posts related to 3's story go from "my first reaction when i saw yopple-bot was 'i love you. but also you are definitely the boss for this chapter-'" to "i have been in hell all day. hell being bada-bing tower." funny to me cuz those chapters are like, the best ones sdfkljsdfjfsdkjlfsdjkl-

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #yw3 #i love dukesville. yo-kai watch wild west. though also everyone in bbq talks like they're in the wild west-#i don't blame myself for not having any commentary on hazeltine mansion tbh. it sucks ass. i mean it's kind of fun but like #god is it annoying. i think using the mechanic of switching between nate and hailey for puzzles is a cool idea but. bad execution #very bad execution. it is so annoying #especially the section where you're in the basement and have to use the drill a bunch #... why are there prison cells in the basement anyways??????? i just realized how fucking weird that is-#i'm mostly just annoyed by the dining room puzzle tbh. i KNOW the fucking answers but verygoodsir is an ASSHOLE for some reason #and won't let me choose the FUCKING CORRECT DOORS #3's so fucking amazing tbh. i really wanna replay it soon. don't wanna have to delete a save file though #wish 3 had three save files like 1 and 2. i get why though i mean it's the biggest 3ds game klsfdjfskjfsdjksdf-#i wanna like. actually use my originyan for once. i might just end up using nyases ii instead tho fsdkljjdsfjskd-#i love every chapter in 3 after nate and hailey meet tbh. the bestie moments are so good #though also i don't think it was an amazing idea tbh. it means there's six main characters after that point #sometimes one character will go several cutscenes without talking at all. it's usually buck #he doesn't have any dialogue during any of the key quests in new yo-kai city. which is pretty amusing admittedly #i think the writers just forgot about him or something fslkdjdfslkjfsdljkdf-#i think my favorite thing related to that is like. during the stuff in bada-bing tower komasan and komajiro are there too #but they don't have any dialogue. which makes it seem kind of pointless #i get why they're there plot-wise but like. at that point you should either have them leave before you go to bada-bing tower #(esp since they don't end up in the ufo with everyone else. idr if there's a reason for that there probably isn't-)#(i think i slightly blocked out everything in bada-bing tower cuz it is so grueling)#or just. give them dialogue???#i love 3 and all but it definitely has some problems-#which is why i'm so excited to rewrite it <3 for both of those reasons. i can fix things. and also it's the best game #just. full-stop. not just the best yo-kai watch. i just think it's the best game ever #that title changes based on my current biggest hyperfixation though sfldfsjdkslfdjkfdj-#i think i'd say my overall top 5 is like. yo-kai watch 3. deltarune. ummmm. fantasy life is up there

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13eyond13 · 6 months

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one of the lesser talked about fun things about intentionally reading more books is finding new stuff to be a bit of a hater about tbh

#and i know sometimes im probably just not properly picking up whatever the writer is putting down but whatever it's still fun #to actually know what you think about stuff like the highly regarded classics and extremely popular hyped up things #here are a few writers im a bit of a hater about w my opinions now btw #neil gaiman: does not do it for me at alllll #have read the graveyard book and american gods and hated almost every minute of both #in american gods i just found the aesthetic ideas and characters completely unappealing and in the graveyard book #i thought it was dreary and not well described enough... kept feeling like it was too bare bones in some way to picture things properly #i was like 'hmm i wish this was one of his graphic novels instead bc i'd like to be able to see what's going on here a bit better...'#also his humour just never lands for me and i do not often get his references either #ray bradbury annoys me in a similar way to neil gaiman but also somewhat oppositely like where #the way they write characters and plots and ideas and the stuff they care about gets on my nerves in an almost identical way #that i don't know how to define except to say i had a bit of a 'same energy' experience reading Something Wicked This Way Comes #and some of neil gaiman's stuff #but unlike neil gaiman i think that ray bradbury attempts to describe things unusually so much and TOO much #to the point that it takes me out of the story in a different yet similar way #to how the lack of description in neil gaiman's stuff does #what else have i become a bit of a hater about or did not get the appeal of lately? hmmm #oh hp lovecraft hahahaha #least scary stories ever god everything he's scared of is so dumb #like even aside from his extremely racist takes and fear of the 'exotic other' his fears about being cosmically insignificant are just like #yeah and? whats so scary about that hahaha i literally just dont get it #also the amount he writes dialogue in heavy accents annoys the shit out of me #p

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theprinceandthewitch · 6 months

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TFW you get the biggest Huntlow jumpscare of your life while looking for art in a different fanbase 😭

#I got Huntlow'd bc I was looking up ship art for a game that just so happens to have a character named Willow...#you know even though TOH is dead to me fr fr this time - I will still come online to rag on it's canon pairings #bc oh my god.#its the way people will try to make up shit abt Luz and Hunter's dynamic being unhealthy #especially Lumity shippers bc its like... oh okay... you really want to play that dumb game? I can play it too #Like seriously. the audacity of these clowns is something else. Especially since Luz will literally lie to Amity #for no reason #and Amity has some insecurities with her relationship with Luz that are never properly addressed onscreen.#so i rlly dont want to hear people making shit up abt Luz and Hunter enabling each other #And with Huntlow its like - the writers didn't even bother to show Willow being genuinely interested in him until he got Flapjacks magic #so...#and dont even get me started on people misusing the term trauma bonding when it comes to Lunter...#i just wish the pickme bisexuals would stop going along with this fandoms biphobia tbh

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eightspringdays · 10 days

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Just saw a TikTok complaining about fanfics that didn't have "enough dialogue" because "reading more than three sentences" was hard.

I'm not against heavy dialogue-oriented fics; they are fun, but... that's a script. You want to read a fucking script, hope you know that. A writer isn't "bad" because they are... you know, writing. Just say it isn't your thing and move on, but categorize something as "bad" because you lack the ability to fucking read... ain't the author's problem; it seems like a "you" one.

#im training myself into a descriptive writing style and reading that was a slap in the face... it's not that i dont like dialogue but #i need to convey feelings showing them as I want to I can't have that just with dialogue I WISH I was good enough to do that tho #because there's people who can but im not so-#the other day i saw a girl complaining about a book having WORDS what the fuck is WRONG WITH YOU #SHOW ME FEELINGS SHOW ME METAPHORS SHOW ME YOUR SOUL IN WRITTEN WORDS #I JUST THINK people aren't reading as much as they used to... just a thought after seeing people on booktok #like... you have books.... for what exactly? pretty colors? covers? just to say you have them for the aesthetics and go home #???? god ... the art of the written word is beautiful and unique to humans it lets out your soul and your spirit in paper bringing your min #into the physical word and you are just gonna call it BORING what the HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #KAFKA WE REALLY ARE IT NOW #in a world where everything has to be fast and immediate we should look into art as something worth waiting for... idk man my thoughts #maybe im just too dense with my feelings with creation and ain't that deep but to me it is actually...#ive wanted to be a writer since I learned how to read not because I liked to write but because my soul gets a little lighter when I do it

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wandasaura · 19 days

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OK I read the business proposal and the colour you in one go😭. Do you have any other recommendations to hold me over until those stories get updated?

i just found a fic that seems interesting but i haven't started reading it yet (i think its maria x nat ft child oc?) so if that suits your interest i will let you know how it is once i start reading it !

#i need all my fics to start updating again. i understand the writers block/time constraint struggle all too well but god do i wish that #nobody had to work so we could all just post brain rot all day #a: anon #answered.#𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 ₊˚⊹

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mikecrewsteacup · 4 months

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when you have to unfollow a fellow member of your fandom bc right after you said you had to stop reading [ part of canon ] bc it was too triggering to you, they posted about how lame people who can't finish [ that part of canon ] are bc they're not "expecting" "freak" shit in the freak canon 😔

bad feeling man

#as someone who writes very intense stuff when its me in control of it:#wishing a very fuck you to anyone who mocks people who know when to tap out of stories that they're not enjoying #sometimes its as simple as “i like this dynamic but this particular iteration is too close to home”#like buddy it's not the same as someone screaming at the writers of those tropes for being freaks #we're literally talking about someone misjudging what their comfort zone was/how the story would feel to read #my god what year is it #edgelords im begging you to stfu

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silverduckie · 7 months

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....okay so I dmed someone to remove a gif of mine because they reposted it from a watermarked set that explictly said in the body of the post that those gifs are not allowed to be resposted, right? (and the watermark was still in the gif even 😂) And like they did it, and in the time it took me to type a thank you message, they just deleted their account????

#like dude i was just gonna let it slide after you removed my gif like... yeah I did warn them if they didn't remove it I was gonna like #make a public post about the theft but like... you removed it - all I care about. Other gif makers will defend their own gifs like #i'll be honest when I went into the actor's tag for self-care because this week is rough and saw that I was pissed so I was mean for me lik #wasn't my harshest moment in the dms with this stuff but definitely wasn't my normal super friendly hey i assume you didn't #see the disclaimer but- message style either - i was very firm #listen there's only so many times you can be nice and someone tells you to kill yourself before you're no longer nice in the initial messag #i've been giffing over a decade i'm tired and that scene alone took 30+ minutes to color because it came out of netflix's asshole i stg <3 #like i offered to reupload the scene for them too if they wanted to just gif it themselves okay but god #wish fanfic writers understood the whole if you wouldn't want someone to steal your entire fic don't steal gifs #like literally i can only speak for myself but I work with fanfic writers who dm me BEFORE they steal the gif like... just shoot me a #message - I'm usually pretty nice unless you literally stole my shit after I asked you not to

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