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And this is what we in the medical field like to call an... "oopsie daisy."
I made some art for a friend! You all know who it is, its the pink trash goblin themselves! Saw this character and immediately decided they earned a place in the sketchbook. Its not the best cause im still in art school, I suck at drawing figures, I can NEVER hold a pencil right, and the picture quality may be crap, but I still hope you like it Pink!
...wait. This is technically my first ever fanart. huh...
Character belongs to @pinktrashgoblin
Art was made by yours truly!
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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Some poor suffering gobs!!
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Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#this man#scratches a special part of my brain#makes my inner goblin goes 👺👺👺#I love meijack… she’s one of those kids asking the most difficult questions
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Because we can remake him. We have the technology.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1665263199/cookie-cutter-the-chicago-rat-hole
#diy#make your own rat hole#the rat god riseth#chicago#rat hole#ratposting#goblincore#goblin#goblin aesthetic#goblim#crowcore#feralpunk
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#goblincore#goblin vibes#cryptidcore#goblin culture#goblin things#goblin community#eldritchcore#goblin brain#goblin behaviour#goblin energy#goblin posting#local cryptid#will o the wisp
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fair trade
#goblincore#goblins#traditional art#watercolor comics#goblinfables#nature#watercolor#goblin#watercolour#four panel comic#bird#birds#woodpecker#bluebird#hawk
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I am a fan of Big Ears guys
(fan art for @pocketss)
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WWDITS / BG3 crossover
#astarion#astarion bg3#bg3#wwdits#meme#baldurs gate 3#why would the goblins have a wooden traffic cone?#for fun#maybe for the chicken run game they have#idk
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storyteller 🐌🍂
#creature adopt#illustration#fantasy#monster#creature#goblincore#goblin aesthetic#ghibli#character design
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lightbulb bee brooch
#sourced#knickknackoftheday#☆#bee#bees#brooch#brooches#jewelry#steampunk#goblincore#goblin aesthetic#crowcore
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"Pretty enough to paint. Too bad I don't have a canvas. Or paints. Or the skills."
Never change, Wyll. Never change.
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