#goat posts

[scarecrowgoat]

aggretsuko might be the office for straight furries but these two bitches???

they ate cuntaminated food at the mother buffet and got explosive slayarrhea

[streetlites]

I've been seeing all of these year in review top 10 and I have only done stuff in January and last week that got any notes and since that feels like a reblog and I usually don't do those... I'm going to tell 2023, I'm happy for you but here's my 10 BEST POSTS OF ALL TIME.*

*excluding CC posts and two funny shitposts

If you want a look at your top posts, you can get yours at https://jetblackcode.com/TumblrStats

[thelostmoongazer]

🐐⛧🐑

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[great-and-small]

Sheep tail go down goat tail go up that’s all you need to know

[ninjasmudge]

collecting my fave little images of them in one place

[niktotine]

🙏confession🙏

[mothsizedcats]

cooking with Tamari!

[voidheartkisses]

they share a braincell

[destroyingangelneveragod]

its less than a week til you've made it through this year if it kills you, so turn on the song and prepare to leave some snacks for the mountain goats on new years eve

[kyoukorpse]

finished designing Jakub's TOWW (ive been calling her Melinoe) and mapped out his scars/gave him more piercings. plus bonus art i did of them while i was mulling over their relationship togetherrrr

lore drop below !!!!!

im still mulling over some details but essentially Melinoe was locked up in her own purgatory by her siblings for the fact that she was ready to impede any progress they wiling to pursue to ensure they did not lose faith from their followers and stayed relevant in a continuously shifting and changing world. she wanted things to stay the same, selfishly, knowing that she would never have to worry about her place in the world as she was always a constant.

when Jakub finds her she's willing to give his life back purely for the fact she did not anticipate such a fate would befall his kind by the hands of her paranoid siblings. She thought better of them, but clearly could see now that they had been slowly losing their minds. She offered to work with him and gave him her crown to use so long as he agreed to help her as well, willing to work together.

Jakub agreed simply for the gain of such power and when he did she simply asked that he never relay to her any details of what he might have to do to relinquish controls of her chains from her siblings. He would never truly honor this request, as he wanted to see her squirm. wanted to see if he could make a long standing god flinch.

Their relationship remained a tense one, she had no ill will towards Jakub and took pity on him because in the end she knew she'd need to ask more from him to truly be free, and he saw her as foolish and a just another fracturing remnant of the old faith he wanted to see truly wiped out of existence. He had always desired to simply kill off her siblings and then her as well. He had no desire to continue working with her once the crown was truly his to claim.

in the end she told him if she were to be free she'd need more from him and his followers, and he declined. She did not fight him out of anger or the feeling of betrayal, but what she finally saw as self defense, knowing full well that Jakub had no intention of truly helping her. He brought her down to her knees and ended her life, fully satisfied that he was doing what was right in his pursuit of ridding the world of the old faith and pursuing his own godhood in the wake of a new era.

[scarecrowgoat]

man i love revisiting old cn flash games

they can be a tad cursed

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Gävlebocken Cross Stitch

hey yall i just fuckin remembered, the only post I've got for the my Gävle Goat cross stitch pattern is that really long one with the wrong pattern originally, so here's the link to the ko-fi listing for pay-what-you-want (no minimum price) download of the pattern

The pattern looks like this:

I've only sewn the initial, less clean version myself but I'm working on getting the new design onto the aida

[fizpup]

assorted cotl stuff from the past year

[killjoy-art]

hi gays, sorry for the lack of updates, i've been busy, art blocked and tired overall, but i want to keep working on commissions and stuff!

also a lot of y'all probably come from twitter, which at this precise moment is having another fuck-up, so be sure to check my tags to see old art, or my pinned to see my other blogs and socials ^^

[xyl4-4444]

Dumping these doodles bcus Twilight Forest is STILL a GOATED Minecraft mod