#goalie life
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ive gotten rlly into ice hockey recently! i like goalies best. they are. friend shaped
ref images and process vid under cut! <3
#mine#cats#nhl#marc andre fleury#seeing as . i used him as a ref#goalies are kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in my opinion#i bought sm new brushes and finally found a line art brush i can stand. who knew it was possible#anyway this drawing took years off my life#digital art ??? me??#i took one look at th gear n was like yeh im. im not drawing that#i love tracing its like a brother to me#anyway i have made a new routine for myself when i took a hiatus n i can now say it is working Extremely well for me#it is . not normal routine but it is making my brain happy yes yes yes yes
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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happy happy birthday joey🤍🤍
#little goalie with little goalies#candles and cake my brother#more life joseph🙏🏽#happy 365 king#pookie bear#joseph woll#maple leafs#toronto maple leafs#leafs lb#hockey
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#fun fact: the medic is an oc from my old i11 oc soccer team... he was the goalie and looks like he's still kinda living the soccer life#fun fact 2: during the recent euro championships I learned there IS stuff they use to block bad injuries etc from the audience!!#would had been cool to know a month ago but no can do#own art#inazuma eleven victory road
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As if anyone could ever deny him anything. (x)
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everyday i continue to live through hell (ullmark trade speculations) and i am so so strong. hardly complaining at all (i am constantly complaining)
#so brutal. w this and me and a friend of mine speculating either greenie or morrone arent returning to the steelers.....#why is life so hard for goalie appreciators#linus ullmark#boston bruins#talking
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I'm going to be dramatic about the Bruins for a moment: Ullmark, Lauko, DeBrusk, Grzelcyk; you can win the cup without them... won't it feel hollow, though? Marchy will conquer Mt Doom for Bergy, and Zadarov is respecting the Big Z legacy... but.... maybe I'll feel the heartbeat again when the team gets together on the ice.
Personally, I'm sure Swayman will take a plane, train, ferry, mountaineering guide and a Sherpa to share a cup day with Ully (he'll even have packed cinnamon rolls).
#teddy bear team#boston bruins#jeremy swayman#linus ullmark#love thy goalie#swaymark forever#jakub lauko#matt grzelcyk#jake debrusk#brad marchand#patrice bergeron#zdeno chara#nikita zadorov#bear brothers for life
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Our goalie prince is back on ice, rejoice (rejoeyce?)!
(Picture credit to Joel Auerbach, Joe Sargent and Kevin Sousa)
#joel auerbach i owe you my life when it comes to goalie photos#showstopping. stunning. gorgeous. immaculate. joey <3#joseph woll#joey woll#toronto maple leafs#maple leafs#leafs#60 joey#muppet edits#muppet edits leafs edition#primary color prince
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You know how we spent half of last season joking about Jars plotting Ned’s murder and the other half talking about how in love they are, often at the same time? What if it was a Gomez and Morticia Addams situation? Like yes, Jars was plotting Ned’s murder, but they’re both very into it and also Ned’s hard to kill. The knives and chains and attempts on Ned’s life add spice to the kinky sex. They’re both hockey players, sometimes violence is the point. It’s not like they’re doing permanent harm, they have a game to play after all.
#thinking fic thoughts#partners between the pipes#the boys ask jars about it and he stares them down until they awkwardly shuffle away#ned on the other hand won’t shut up if you ask him#sid is not asking#he does not want to know that much about his goalies’ sex life — he still knows too much about flower’s from their years together
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this truly separates the one sport athletes from the rest.... i love this team so dearly
#toronto maple leafs#hockeyvid#practice#2324#mitch just dropping all his shit immediately#enthusiastic GO RAPS!!!#jt shouting n then missing hes so fuckfjf funny#the oldies walkin in togethejfjd him n gio#reavo terrorizing knies#knies having tbe time of his life in the nhl fbdkdj#god i just love them#sammys stance when he misses#ultimate goalie 🧍♂️
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There is something so fucking incredible about the idea that almost no one has seen the Yellowjackets in two decades. They’re ethereal. They’re phantoms. They’re a story. These girls, fucking champions, fell out of the sky. Their plane just obliterated. Half of them dead. The rest refuse to talk about any of it. Utterly uninterested in showing their faces. Sure, some of them live nearby, but you wouldn’t know it for how few fucks they seem to give.
And then four of them just roll up to the class reunion looking hot as fuck, like it’s absolutely nothing. Walking in as a team. Still not going to tell you a single detail. Still not interested in speaking to any of you. Doing shots together and ignoring your bullshit. Regina George, eat your fucking heart out.
#yellowjackets#just truly hilarious#you’re either in (plane crash ruined your life and devastated your sanity) or you’re out (just the most baffled classmates in history)#it’s even funnier when you look up and you’re like#fucking CHRIST that one is running for senator for some reason??#that one wasn’t even ON the team but they let her hang out anyway??#has anyone heard from the goalie? ‘I heard she died.’ ‘I heard she does VCR commercials in Ohio.’#what about the rich one? ‘one time she got Natalie to punch me in the face. it was awesome.’#‘I mean she was actually trying to pull Natalie off me but y’know same thing’
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Jeremy Swayman has some wings and talks about his shutout following the #NHLBruins big win in BUF. [3.19.23]
#jeremy swayman#linus ullmark#bruins#boston bruins#nhl#hockey#gifs#mine#@ my anon who asks me why i still make content about the bs#well its jeremy :P#my meow meows#goalie of my life omo
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jt politely handing arty his lost stick in the middle of chaos..... like damn his pr team has been working overtime since the Delia Dilemma of 2022
#i swore on my life i would never forget that moment#I SURVIVED JONATHAN TANNER'S MOOD REGULATION TOUR but on a shirt etc etc#*takes a drag of a cig* yeah i still remember where i was when jt yelled at our goalie#missing my sweet prince colin aka the only canuck who could read at the time#canucks lb
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY DRAISATL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#IN OOOVERTIIIIIME#thank you pickard as well kisses kisses love your goalie#oilers lb#sometimes life is good#hockey lb
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