#go to hell!! ๐Ÿ™‚
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fireheartwraith ยท 2 years ago
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Ah, there it is. Truly was missing some "the apocalypse is a sign from GOD" cultists. Can't wait for when they started ritually sacrificing people to the zombies!!
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realtapiocafan ยท 1 month ago
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still can't get over how insanely pretty they are
i will be Thinking on these two specific photos for a Long Time... ja'marr looking slightly surprised at whatever obj is showing them on his phone... ceedee looking at ja'marr so fondly while resting his chin on his hand... then ja'marr laughing and grinning as hard as he can - oh you can sense the Joy through the screen, hear that contagious hahaha ...
and i will literally never shut up about ceedee's loose bun, it looks so fucking good wtf... ooh ceedee has two (2!) piercings... all of them having intricate hand tattoos... ja'marr wearing like... five (wow) rings... lmao wait is ceedee charging his phone midgame?
also the Narrative of flying halfway across the world to fucking Paris, just to sit courtside at an NBA game with your friends (instead of just meeting up in your home state like normal folks do).... ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
#ja'marr grow out your hair PLEASE I BEG#(i'm sorry ja'marr will always be pretty but i'm just not a buzzcut girl sorryyy)#it doesn't have to be this long but like. i would DIE if ja'marr had that hair styling UGHH#obj being the older exasperated friend watching ceedee and ja'marr flirt and laugh and look at each other through the corner of their eyes#and also shaking his head at all the โœจsparklesโœจ and the fucking fur coat (young people these day amirite)#once again i will speak my truth: ceedee and ja'marr should go back to their hotel after the game and ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ#one night stand typa thing you know. nothing serious. what happens in paris stays in paris ๐Ÿ™‚โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ†•๏ธ#just a bit of fun with your friend from the same state that you happened to meet with in the city of lights#(i do suspect that it was actually an accident given ja'marr's insta stories which i shall post soon)#like obv this isn't the sheer Insanity of the joe'marr date (ja'marr has kept his arms to himself as many have noted)#but! listen! they just deserve to fuck a little!#1) as a treat. for the way their seasons went off the rails and into the pits of Hell#and 2) it would be SO tragic for all this Pretty to go to waste#like LOOK at them. seriously!#i really never thought so much Pretty could exist in one picture holy cow...#these pictures have me in a CHOKEHOLD#link is connected to most recent pictures by david dow so you may have to scroll#ja'marr chase#ceedee lamb#odell beckham jr
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duusu-peacock-kwami ยท 1 year ago
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@cringecorekitty @officially-ladybug
When y.ou go fight M.onahc wil you please stab him for me
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jadegr8 ยท 8 months ago
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ah yes, spending weeks over weeks fixing my sleeping schedule and then on the day i actually wake up and don't feel like i'm about to die some random depression hits and i'm crying into my shitty game of microsoft solitaire at 1am while listening to the most random playlist at hand
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xoluvx ยท 5 months ago
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who tf was that: my acc is hacked.
sure...
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i need to take you to church
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sailermoon ยท 2 years ago
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customers that pretend to โ€œbe angryโ€ at service employees are going to hell
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butchdykeorpheus ยท 2 years ago
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bitching in the tags ignore me
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thatwasntverycashmoneyofme ยท 2 years ago
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female!blorbo whoโ€™s shy and scared and kinda peeking out the closet, that never seemed to find people to relate to around her, or not comfortable to tell her peers and family members and youโ€™re not upset, you know what some ppl are like and itโ€™s no issue for you to let her take her time.
so you play along as she introduces you as her best friend a smile on her face as she hugs your shoulders and you smile back knowing this is as close as sheโ€™ll range you to confer the judgment of these people. and you understand cuz sitting in front of these ppl youโ€™re aware of why she is the way she is.
but youโ€™ll suffer the obvious silent scrutiny as long as she continues to hold your pinky with hers under the table with a light unnoticeable blush treading her face as she continues to converse with these people yeaโ€ฆ youโ€™ll do it just for her
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๐—Œ๐—‰๐–บ๐—† ๐—…๐—‚๐—„๐–พ๐—Œ, ๐—‹๐–พ๐–ป๐—…๐—ˆ๐—€๐—Œ ๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฝ ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—†๐—†๐–พ๐—‡๐—๐—Œ. ๐–ฃ๐–ฎ๐–ญ๐–ณ ๐—Œ๐—๐–พ๐–บ๐—…, ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—‰๐—’ ๐—ˆ๐—‹ ๐—‰๐—ˆ๐—Œ๐— ๐–บ๐—‡๐—’๐—๐—๐–พ๐—‹๐–พ ๐–พ๐—…๐—Œ๐–พ. ยฉ๐–ผ๐—‚๐—๐—’๐—‰๐—‹๐–พ๐—Œ๐—‚๐–ฝ๐–พ๐—‡๐—๐—‚๐–บ๐—…
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its-no-biggie ยท 6 months ago
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ive done this picrew before so i was gonna just post the old one, but turns out that was before i cut my hair short :O so heres an updated one!
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(secret, real interest atm):
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(really excellent fic but!!! contains major spoilers!!!)
since i remember doing this picrew before i dont wanna tag anyone i may have tagged before....... but whoever wants to do it can feel free ^_^
cute thing im coming up with
this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!
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no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter
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orangespottedgiraffe ยท 11 months ago
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l6ndry ยท 4 months ago
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summer sun forever, rafe cameron
band au!rafe x fan!reader (SMAU)
IN WHICH . . . one of the biggest warnings among celebrities is to avoid falling for a fan. rafe clearly does not consider this when he first notices his self proclaimed number one fan, you.
navigation: part 03 | part 04 | part 05
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yourusername me rn bc i will genuinely never recover from what just happened ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚โ•
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hrts4jj literally cs what the FUCK was thatโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ elsyluvskie i was chuckling the entire timeโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒ
user omg olivia mentioned
user NEVER RECOVER FROM WHAT?????
rafecameron Thought I told you you'd be fineโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ yourusername hi rafe yes im perfectly fine!!!!!!โ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ rafecameron Real convincingโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ yourusername i don't like youโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ rafecameron Sure kidโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ yourusername bros kidding me now ๐Ÿซค
user TOLD? THEYRE TALKING?
user Wait what the hell is going on
livelaughlovekp why is rafe cameron flirting with youโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ yourusername is the flirting in the room with us
elsyluvskie surprised you haven't passed out yetโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ yourusername im about to โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
user HELLOOOOOOO RAFE????
user so he noticed yn and now he's DMING HER???โ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ€ƒโ†ณ user RIGHT??? Like WHAT???
user Bro I can't believe they're chatting ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ CRAZY
user I'm honestly so happy for Yn this is so fun to watch lmaoooao
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amora speaks: hihi i was gonna post yesterday but i was busy ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข this was kinda a filler i just wanted to establish he's down bad lol
incorporating the BAND part of this fic next chapter i promise
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sicheslavchyk ยท 3 days ago
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I want to scream and cry (istg who tf am i lying to, i am already crying)
To every non-ukrainian that reads my tumblr โ€” if Ukraine is going to be given to russia, I will die. For being openly pro-Ukrainian or openly queer โ€” one of those two, definitely. It is, like, a fact. And the possibility of that is way higher then the possibility of me dying right now from a missile or a drone (even though there's an air raid right now, yeah). Fucking crazy, but that's the reality.
Don't want to be spreading defeatism, but the things that happened in the White House today very clearly show that the US is siding with russia.
I believe in our military. They are doing absolutely unbelievable things. They are probably the only reason why I haven't given up on my life yet.
But oh my fucking god, it is so obvious that the US is trying to sell us to russia. Honestly, it is fucking unbelievable. After threatening to sanction the hell out of us in the 90s in order to make us give up our nukes and destroy missiles and military aircrafts, they failed to react when russia broke the Budapest memorandum and attacked us in 2014. They did fucking nothing. And now they are actively betraying Ukraine (sorry, I can't call it otherwise). I hate trump and every person that voted for him. I wish them to spend the next 11 years like ukrainians โ€” actively suffering and with everyone telling them to shut up and die already.
I genuinely don't know what else to say. Support Ukraine, please. If you are not from the US โ€” look up the info about pro-Ukraine rallies in your country. We need the support of other countries. At this point I am literally begging everyone who can read this โ€” push your government to help us. It is crucial right now.
If you are from the US โ€” honestly, i don't know what to tell you. Either hire a hitman who can do their job or riot and overthrow him. Yeah.
Ah, also, yeah, never fucking ever give up your nukes ๐Ÿ™‚
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sweeterlovers ยท 5 months ago
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HIS LOSS / LANDO NORRIS + JACOB ELORDI
lando norris x piastri reader + reader x jacob elordi / SMAU
SUMMARY / lando cheating on oscarโ€™s younger sister? who better to heal your heart than the australian heartthrob
FACE CLAIM / hadar lavy
WARNINGS / cheating!
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f1gossip F1 GOSSIP: Lando Norris caught cheating on Y/N Piastri??? Lando Norris has been spotted with a mysterious blonde woman!
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user6 WHAT WHAT
user78 holy shit bro
user0 no more papaya rulesโ€ฆ.
user2 LMFAOOOO
user613 mclaren garage bout to be real awkward
user8 the DRAMAAA
user03 SINCE WHEN WAS LANDO DATING SOMEONE???
user836 where have u been????????
user5 bro i donโ€™t know.. i didnโ€™t even know oscar had a sister ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user6782 youโ€™ve been living under a rock
user111 what the actual hell
user3 his loss i guess
user521 i donโ€™t even know anymore
user778 landoscar ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”
user89 well thatโ€™s over with
user2000 anyways Y/N deserves better
user58 welp!
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y/n.piastri well itโ€™s just me and my stuffed animals against the world ๐Ÿ™‚
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user2 girl you deserve better
user57 wait the stuffed animals are so cute
user05 i know ๐Ÿฅน what are their names???
y/n.piastri well the octopus is named mimi and the kitty is named princess mellow!
user267 awww
yourbsf anyways your so hot wtf
y/n.piastri ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ ilyyyyyyyyy
user9 stop she looks so sad :(((
user2 i wonder whyโ€ฆ.
user88 i wish i looked that good after getting cheated on
user892 the fact that heโ€™s still liking her postsโ€ฆ.
user0 ugh heโ€™s so icky
user83 i hope she can still come to the paddock and support oscar!!!
user543 me too!!! we may have to wait a bit for that tho
user452 ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
user362 your so pretty!!!
oscarpiastri why are mimi and princess mellow so far apart?
y/n.piastri idk they need space
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ok y/n youโ€™ve been sitting in your room for the past week, you need to get out and go party!!!
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iโ€™m not in the mood
yourbsf
ok well i donโ€™t really care!
y/n
?????
yourbsf
go get ready! iโ€™m picking you up and we are going to the club!!!!!!!
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y/n.piastri ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿชฉโšก๏ธ
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yourbsf HOTTIE
y/n.piastri LOVE U CUTIE
user3 okkkk i see youu
user0 you look soooo good
user67 revenge outfit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
user1 party girl era?????
user56 imagine she goes to a party and sees lando as the dj
user9 i would die
user267 this post is chaotic and put together at the same time
user78 you look amazing!!!!!!
user566 ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป
user6 i want to party with y/n piastri
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my dear brother ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง
how was the club?
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it was alright
my dear brother ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง
did you meet anyone?
y/n
nope!
my dear brother ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง
iโ€™m sorry, if it makes you feel better i can run him over!
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itโ€™s whatever, but i wouldnโ€™t be made if you โ€œaccidentallyโ€ crashed into him
my dear brother ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง
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y/n.piastri i was going to wear this to the club but i changed ๐Ÿ‘
comments on this post have been limited!
user9 jacob elordi in the likes????
user0 oooooo!!!!
oscarpiastri ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
yourbsf you look good either way!!!!!
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hey! i know this might seem weird but iโ€™m in australia visiting my family and iโ€™m free and i was wondering if i could take you out on a date?
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are you being for real?
jacobelordi
yes?
y/n.piastri
sorry this was just unexpected! but i would love to go out with you!
jacobelordi
great! iโ€™ll dm you the details
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y/n.piastri date night ๐Ÿค
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user6 WHAT
user78 ok girl!!!!
user10 looking gorgeous!
user2 iโ€™m glad your moving on from lando <33
user9 yeah heโ€™s a ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
user34 most of the drivers are ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user16 true
user57 gorg!!!
yourbsf i see you!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘€
y/n.piastri LMFAO
yourbsf well text me the detailsโ€ฆ
y/n.piastri yes maโ€™am ๐Ÿซก
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y/n.private lately with me ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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yourbsf cuties!!!!
jacobelordi what is that second picture?
y/n.private itโ€™s a picture of you with a bow edited on you! ๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ€
jacobelordi did you do that?
y/n.private yes!!!!
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y/n.piastri ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
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user3 SOFT LAUNCH??
user88 i know!!!
user00 anyone know who the guy is?
user2 i think itโ€™s jacob elordi cause heโ€™s been liking her posts
user7 idk but @oscarpiastri & @yourbsf may!
oscarpiastri maybe ๐Ÿคท
yourbsf i canโ€™t disclose such information
user675 ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป
user013 the last photo ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
user4 and the first one! they seem so cute together ๐Ÿ˜Š
user37 ok but she looks sooo pretty in the second pic
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jacobelordi me and my girl @y/n.piastri
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user56 my husband ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–
user78 i canโ€™t have anything ๐Ÿชฆ
user0034 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
user4 she kinda reminds me of rapunzel in the second photo!
user00 ok but theyโ€™re kinda cute together
user3 i guessโ€ฆ. iโ€™m kinda salty about it
user6 like you had a chance??? side eye ๐Ÿ˜’
user002 who even is she?
user23 sheโ€™s the sister of a Australian f1 driver (oscar piastr)
user22 ok i see him!
user46 love to see a fellow aussie
user378 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
user402 and the kangaroos ๐Ÿฆ˜ ๐Ÿฆ˜
y/n.piastri you beat me to the hard launch โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ
jacobelordi iโ€™ll make it up to you :)
user4002 ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
oscarpiastri i swear if you hurt herโ€ฆ
jacobelordi youโ€™ll run me over with your race car
oscarpiastri bingo!
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y/n.piastri me and my mans ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™
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user3 cute!!!
jacobelordi love you baby
y/n.piastri yeah yeah i love u too
user03 ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
user77 an upgrade!!!!
user49 damnโ€ฆ..
user00 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿฆ˜
user622 the flowers ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜Š
user08 i know!!! so cute!
oscarpiastri cute.
yourbsf CUTIES I LOVE LOVE ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—
y/n.piastri THANK YEWWW
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SWEETERLOVERS - sorry that took my so long to write ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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imogenkol ยท 2 years ago
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Funerals are already stressful as fuck but throwing literally all of the toxic family members (which is most of them) into the mix/planning to road-trip like 7-8 hours to said event is a new level of I wanna fucking scream until thereโ€™s nothin left in me
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omgfangirlland ยท 1 month ago
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I'm going to need all of you to hear me out on what I'm about to spew, but I have yandere!batfam brain rot, and I just came across Yan!girldad!nolan grayson.
HEAR ME OUT!
Putting a page break here cuz idk how long this will be-
So- the usual neglected batsis that as a youngster craved the attention of her fam, but after being brushed away, after being ignored, after being straight up forgotten about, says fuck it, y'all aren't worth my love, I'll use the Wayne money to do as I please.
So she does. She uses the monthly allowance that is on auto pay straight to her card to do arts, to paint her heart away, to draw and play video games, to fund and pay off anything from homeless shelters to medical bills, trying to make a dent into the Wayne fortune both in selfish and non-selfish ways. She's basically a petty tween.
But then she wakes up with powers. She thinks she's a meta- batman doesn't like metas, that's what she thinks, she doesn't know Bruce doesn't want metas in Gotham due to Gotham being ground zero for meta trafficking. Boom, panic.
I think she has powers like flying, super strength, and like immediate healing if not "iron skin" like Superman. So she wakes because she hits the ceiling due to flying while asleep. She panics, falls, maybe breaks something, nobody comes to check on her-
Now, she always has toyed with the idea of leaving, but this? THIS? Breaking point, she packs necessities and the Wayne card and says bye-bye Gotham, good morning... Chicago? NYC? Idk, whichever place Omni man lives in ig.
The batfam, of course, doesn't notice. In this universe, I think even Alfred won't have been paying that much attention to batsis, man's too busy. So what if one day he does his rounds, cleaning, opens a door he hasn't been in a while.
The room is dusty. Dusty beyond hell, and one singular photo of batsis at like a kindergarten graduation makes him drop everything, including his heart. Old man goes feral, absolutely crazy, because where the fuck is this kid, this little baby, that he went and picked up because Bruce couldn't be bothered.
The batfam goes crazy too. In the mean time-
Batsis is, surprisingly, living her best life. Initially, she planned on getting an under the table job- clean a bar, babysit, be the errand girl of some shady drag dealer, etc. But Nolan sees her while she tries to get her powers under control, shakily flying, accidentally blowing to pieces a tree as she leans against it.
Omni-man as he lurks in the shadows: Debbie would love a daughter. I would love a daughter.
Batsis would call it kidnapping, Nolan calls it adopting without extra steps. Debbie takes one look at this shaken kid and immediately goes mama mode while reprimanding Nolan about taking a kid off the streets and not warning her so she could prepare better.
Mark? It takes about 2 hours before he realizes that they can be training buddies and that they have similar taste in some things. That's his baby sister. No arguments, just baby sis. Batsis? Much like a hungry, cold cat, she accepts her fate. It does feel nice to finally have some attention on her.
So she trains with Nolan and Mark, gets great, becomes a reluctant superhero, deliberately ignores Nolan's rants about her becoming such a great warrior, his little girl on the way of becoming the greatest conquror. Gothamite batsis just shrugs it off as just a Thursday.
Back with the batfam, pure chaos. Everyone is in shambles. How could they forget about a whole kid? Their siblings, Bruce's youngest daughter. Guilt is slowly turning into madness, and madness is slowly turning into a need to prove they can be better, that they weren't deliberately overlooking an innocent child because of personal pettiness, they were just distracted but now they'll right their wrongs.
Bonus p1:
Superman finally meeting batsis: What do you mean you're Bruce's kid? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ What do you mean you're a meta and instead of coming to uncle Clark you go and get adopted by murderous Omni-man? ๐Ÿ™‚ What do you mean you kinda approve of him killing his enemies? ๐Ÿซ 
Batsis just wants Joker to die.
Bonus pt2:
Dick: What do you mean she's calling that other Grayson boy big brother? ๐Ÿ˜€
Damien: What do you mean I have another sibling? What do you mean she's calling that purple alien bastard her little brother?! I blame you, father.
Bonus pt3:
John Constantine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GAVE ONE OF BATMAN'S KIDS IMMORTALITY AND MAGICAL POWERS?
The deity/entity batsis has been depicting in her paintings for years: *shrugs* I was bored, my little priestess was sad, she's not anymore ๐Ÿคท
That's the plot twist, batsis is actually magical, but her powers work the way they do because that's the only way she knows how to fight with them. Magic isn't on her thought as a possibility, even if she was into the occult.
Cue John drinking for 3 days straight before having the courage(or will) to go to the Bat.
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