#go to hell!! 🙂
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fireheartwraith · 2 years ago
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Ah, there it is. Truly was missing some "the apocalypse is a sign from GOD" cultists. Can't wait for when they started ritually sacrificing people to the zombies!!
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cementcornfield · 5 months ago
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Joe on Ja'Marr buying him a grill and "giving him" a spot on his top 5 most fashionable NFL guys list
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hanzajesthanza · 7 months ago
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people (the rest of the hanza. not including geralt) often forget that cahir was 1. the guy that kidnapped ciri 2. an officer in the military
he’s literally so polite in geralt’s company you wouldn’t even guess he was the black knight. and yet. and yet.
i’m never certain exactly how to reconcile this tactful and strategic mind with the terrified young man
#geralt never forgot but everyone else (maybe also except dandelion) was like ?? but ?? friend ?? friendship????#i imagine him barking an order to dandelion once and dandelion straightened up and obeyed#opposite of when cahir was looking over dandelions shoulder lol#maybe joke but#in my idea where angouleme goes missing . geralt is like. what do you think we should do#cahir’s like why me. geralt’s like. well. she’s ciri-shaped#milva enacting clemency for cahir after geralt chases regis away is fantastic#regis saved you from the noose and you’ve chased him away. thats your business. but but cahir saved me. so we’re comrades >:(#geralt seething he’s going to kill him and then like nooo i can’t kill him idk why …#when cahir joined the rivian forces 😭😭 because he in no way resembled a civilian#each of the company members have insane backstories they really are the PCs of the d&d campaign#and angouleme is the one npc they pick up and adopt into the company and defend to the end#so we’re looking for this guy’s daughter he’s bound to her by destiny#this guy kidnapped said daughter but he said sorry for it later#milva worked with dryads to kill people and regis is a vampire that drank people#and this guy is famous like beyoncé#angouleme: [sniffs] ‘kay#the elbow-high diaries#i need her to keep regis humble bc regis is like dont worry i dont bite people 🥹 and shes like yeah ok dont care either way#geralt is like oh hell do not explain to her all of this again. we spent too much time on this already last book#you know you are the reason we have three stars on goodreads#regis like i know… 🙂 if i wasn’t here you’d snag us zero…
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jadegr8 · 5 months ago
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ah yes, spending weeks over weeks fixing my sleeping schedule and then on the day i actually wake up and don't feel like i'm about to die some random depression hits and i'm crying into my shitty game of microsoft solitaire at 1am while listening to the most random playlist at hand
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duusu-peacock-kwami · 1 year ago
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@cringecorekitty @officially-ladybug
When y.ou go fight M.onahc wil you please stab him for me
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this-is-chaos-magick · 1 month ago
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Heaven.....😭😭😭
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The quotes and replies of this tweet is killing meelkslskslsl
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xoluvx · 2 months ago
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who tf was that: my acc is hacked.
sure...
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i need to take you to church
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sailermoon · 1 year ago
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customers that pretend to “be angry” at service employees are going to hell
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theflyingfeeling · 1 year ago
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still sick but alive, unfortunately 🤧
#last morning when i got up i wasn't at all sure i'd live to see the release of deadzone lol#since then i've been able to walk and stand up somewhat normally without wanting to cry and/or die#last night i slept more than the two previous nights combined. which still isn't that much but at least i did sleep#i did also wake up so completely drenched in my own sweat (from mild fever going down after i had taken a painkiller for a headache)-#-that i had to get up and dry myself with a towel 😂#and there was a huge wet spot (of sweat) on my bed where i had lied 🙂#i have lost three fourths of my vocal range so i can't e.g. laugh#(not that i've had a whole lot to giggle about these past few days 💀)#i'm bummed out i can't do preparations for my new job#i definitely should've started earlier but i would've had plenty of time this week had i not caught the cold at the stupid festival 🤧#i did not plan this! besides i'm not gonna start working weeks ahead for a job i'm not even getting paid for yet#for the same reason no one can expect me to work while sick for a job i haven't gotten a single penny from#hell even if i WAS paid no one could expecte me to work while sick#so i shouldn't feel guilty for wanting to work on my fic instead of the course plans#which btw i already sort of have because my predecessors gave me practically ALL the material i might need#so all i reallly need to do is change the dates of the course plans and bob's your uncle#but i'd like to also study the material a bit before teaching it so that i'll at least seem like i know what i'm talking about 💀#mom said on the phone that i've managed situations like this before so i will manage this too and she's right i guess but 😭😭😭#but yeah i guess this is some sort of developement from last year when i had the 'rona-#-and felt awful about ordering food/groceries in because ''i don't want to be a bother'' 😂
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wejustvibing · 2 years ago
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some of you have never stepped out your houses or have touched some grass in your lifetime like at all and it shows 😭
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heatwa-ves · 1 year ago
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I miss kzgr they were my world
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orcelito · 2 years ago
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Great to know my mind can still break by someone standing a Little too close to me for a Little too long
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butchdykeorpheus · 2 years ago
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bitching in the tags ignore me
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female!blorbo who’s shy and scared and kinda peeking out the closet, that never seemed to find people to relate to around her, or not comfortable to tell her peers and family members and you’re not upset, you know what some ppl are like and it’s no issue for you to let her take her time.
so you play along as she introduces you as her best friend a smile on her face as she hugs your shoulders and you smile back knowing this is as close as she’ll range you to confer the judgment of these people. and you understand cuz sitting in front of these ppl you’re aware of why she is the way she is.
but you’ll suffer the obvious silent scrutiny as long as she continues to hold your pinky with hers under the table with a light unnoticeable blush treading her face as she continues to converse with these people yea… you’ll do it just for her
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𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅
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its-no-biggie · 3 months ago
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ive done this picrew before so i was gonna just post the old one, but turns out that was before i cut my hair short :O so heres an updated one!
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(secret, real interest atm):
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(really excellent fic but!!! contains major spoilers!!!)
since i remember doing this picrew before i dont wanna tag anyone i may have tagged before....... but whoever wants to do it can feel free ^_^
cute thing im coming up with
this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!
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no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter
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spohkh · 5 months ago
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i just went to open my phone to get on here and make a post about all the regrets i have wrt my romantic relationships but i didnt even get the chance to fully unlock my phone bc i had an insta follow request from my ex who i dated like 6 years ago my life is a sick joke
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