#stares at the wall. um. well thats. okay. uh. hmm. okay. yeah. cool. cool cool cool. thats fine. (<- guy who just had a Realization)

[its-no-biggie]

ive done this picrew before so i was gonna just post the old one, but turns out that was before i cut my hair short :O so heres an updated one!

(secret, real interest atm):

(really excellent fic but!!! contains major spoilers!!!)

since i remember doing this picrew before i dont wanna tag anyone i may have tagged before....... but whoever wants to do it can feel free ^_^

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

[min-hyyun]

The Baby Project

summary: you two were in the same health class, and just as the semester started, you were bombarded with projects. one of them was taking care of a fake baby. because your teacher said that it was a two-person job, you ended up being paired with the school’s shy boy, Guanlin. now, you two are going to have to take care of a robotic baby for a whole month. what could possibly go wrong (or right)?

genre: mostly fluff

a/n: for mae !!!!! aka @daehwifi or admin min (or gorgeous) <3 hope you enjoy this !!!! im sorry its coming out so late past ur bday, school’s a pain :( love ya beautiful MWUAH

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→ “okay, I’m just gonna come right out and say it.” → you looked at the tall boy with confused eyes. → “huh?” → he took a deep breath. → “i want to be partners with you to commit to taking care of a small and helpless together.” → what the heck did he just say????? → SMALL AND HELPLESS. → “you do mean a baby, right?” → he smiled sheepishly and looked down. → “yeah…” → and thats how you and Guanlin became partners for the baby project. → it was a couple days after the project was assigned to you, and you two had received your baby. → there wasn’t much about it that interested you, other than the fact that it was supposed to respond to everything like a normal baby would. → you and Guanlin would be taking the baby to and from school, and meeting up with each other to watch over the baby like “parents”. → on the first day you received it, right away tears had started to come out of its blue eyes. → “oh mY GOD Y/N ITS CRYING” guanlin called out to you frantically. → you immediately walked over to him, who held the baby in his arms rocking it a bit too harshly. → you took the baby from him and rocked it gently. → “dont move too much, it’ll cause the baby to cry more.” → he nodded his head, speaking again. → “what do you wanna name it?” → you never thought about naming the baby, but it seemed like a cool idea. → “hmm.. what about Evelyn? we were given a girl anyway.” → Guanlin smiled brightly. → “I love that name!” → and thats how you two settled on Evelyn. → It was exactly two weeks after you received your baby, and there wasn’t a day you almost threw your head into the wall because of the constant crying and screaming. → today was one of those nights, and Evelyn had just begun to cry again. → it was already very late, and you had tons of work to do for other things in school. → to have Evelyn cry so often while she was with you made you go absolutely to your wits end. → you couldn’t take it anymore, and you were gonna do something about this. → you quickly snatched up your phone from the table beside you, and called Guanlin. → you heard the phone ring until it stopped, the usual monotone service coming on to tell you to leave a message. → you were livid now. → you left a really good message for him that went something like this: → “Lai Guanlin, I’m so close to ripping my hair out of my head and choking you with it. You better answer my call right after this or else the baby isn’t the only bad thing you’ll be getting tomorrow!” you ended the message there, breathing heavily. → clicking on his contact once more, you heard the familiar ringing again. → “answer…” you mumbled. → finally, after what felt like an eternity, his phone picked up. → “Hello?” a strange voice spoke, and you jumped out of your seat. → “Hello? Who is this? Where’s Guanlin?” you asked. → “He’s somewhere,” the voice answered. → “Well tell him to get on the phone, I need to talk to him.” your voice got quiet towards the end of the sentence. → finally, you heard Guanlin’s voice on the other line. → “Guanlin, what the heck! Why didn’t you answer before?” you asked angrily. → “Sorry! I’m at a party right now for the basketball team and we just got our varsity jackets. We had to celebrate!” he happily answered you. → “Sorry doesn’t cut it. Come get Evelyn now. She keeps crying and its making me go mad.” → “I can’t go get her now!” his voice boomed on the line. → “I’m at a party! I can’t take care of her!” his voice became irritated very quickly. → you sighed, and rubbed your temples. → “Okay, whatever.” and hung up on him. → you weren’t going to take his crap tonight. → needless to say, you fell asleep in a bad mood that night. → the next morning, you were even moodier than before. → planning to meet with Guanlin right at the school doors, you stomped up to him and flicked his forehead. → “Stupid!” you continued flicking his forehead, hearing the ‘thump’ become louder and louder. → “Ouch! Stop it! What’s with you today?” he asked, rubbing his forehead with a pained expression. → you noticed that he was wearing his new varsity jacket. → it hugged his frame nicely. → he actually looked REALLY nice in it, but you never said anything. → “What’s with me? What’s with you! I’ve been taking care of Evelyn this whole time and she’s driving me crazy!” → you shoved the baby in his arms, ignoring the constant cries from it. → “You can take her for the week!” after you said that, you sped off, leaving Guanlin with a teary-eyed robot Evelyn. → “Call me if you need anything!”  → throughout the whole day, you had seen Guanlin struggling with the baby, especially during his basketball practice, but you only laughed at him. → “Serves him right.” you snickered, while your friend stared into her phone. → you noticed her look up for a brief second, before her eyes got wide. → “What’s wrong?” you asked, turning your eyes to the direction she was looking in. → “Y/N, the baby’s face down on the ground!” she exclaimed. → with hearing that, you wasted no time in running to the courts. → Jihoon, Guanlin’s close friend, saw you running in their direction immediately tapping him on the shoulder and pointing your way. → you saw him smile at you and wave, before his face quickly turned into a terrified one. → he knew he was in big trouble. → “Lai Guanlin!” you shouted, holding Evelyn and marching up to him. → you showed how angry you were by taking his ear lobe and tugging on it. → “How could you leave Evelyn like that? Mr. Kang can track how we’ve been treating the baby! If he finds out about this you’re so dead.” → and guess what happened next. → “Mr. Kang, we can explain.” → your nervous eyes looked anywhere but at your teacher → “This is supposed to be a partner project, yet you both left your baby on the floor, face down, for thirty minutes. How can you explain that?” he questioned, sighing at the end. → you spoke up quietly. → “We’re sorry Mr. Kang. We won’t do this again.” you felt your teacher’s stare on you. → “I know you won’t. And to make sure of that, you two will be staying after school and cleaning out all the classrooms on the second floor.” → both your mouths dropped open. → “What? Mr. Kang, you can’t do tha-“ Guanlin’s face had gone much darker, and you knew he was frustrated. → “Yes, I can Guanlin. I know you have basketball practice, but the both of you need to learn your lesson. You start today.” → and with that, he stepped out of the classroom, leaving you and Guanlin in a heavy, tense silence. → without saying anything, you left the class as well, completely and utterly irritated at Guanlin and how he could do something so carelessly that would get you in this much trouble. → Guanlin sighed as you left, smacking his forehead and muttering profanities at himself. → later at the end of the day, the two of you met in the first classroom of the second floor, like you were told to do. → Guanlin immediately came up to you and hugged you. → you were shOOK. → it was so sudden ???? → and like you were not ready for this aT ALL ! → “Uh… Guanlin?” you mumbled into his varsity jacket that smelled so much like him. → your heart was pounding so hard, you thought he could hear it. → “I’m sorry for earlier, I should’ve been more careful. Will this and some food later make you forgive me?” he spoke softly, drawing small shapes on your back. → you didn’t know what to say. → “Um, Guanlin… how about we clean?” and that was your icebreaker. → after he hugged you, you instantly knew that you felt something for this shy boy. → you caught yourself thinking too much of him all the time, and laughed when he was happy. → you missed his cologne when he wasn’t around half the time. → all these feelings came rushing into your heart, and you would have continued hugging him right then and there if you didn’t remember the work that was supposed to be done. → you heard Guanlin sigh as you turned around. → Picking up Evelyn, who sat in your arms like any robot, you began to sweep the floors with your other free hand. → you two cleaned the classes in a silence that was thick and full of tension. → it wasn’t until after you both were done, and were walking out of the school’s courtyard, that Guanlin decided to break the ice. → “Y/N, do you want food? I know you’re hungry.” after saying that, Evelyn began crying again and you groaned. → “No thank you, I’m alright. Just take that thing home and take care of it, I’m so tired.” → he nodded, earning a quiet ‘thank you’ from you. → and with that, the two of you parted ways back home. → later during the night, just as you were about to sleep, you got a phone call. → “Huh?” you said, surprised to hear Guanlin’s voice at this time of night. → “Y/N, open the window to your balcony.” he spoke, seemingly out of breath. → you scrunched your face in confusion, getting up out of bed and over to the window where you unlocked and pulled it up. → after about a minute, you saw him climbing through your window with Evelyn and a basket in one hand. → after coming in, he immediately sat down on your floor, motioning you to come beside him. → “what’s all of this?” you asked, wondering as to why he suddenly came to your house with the baby and a bunch of food that he was beginning to take out of the basket. → “I know you weren’t in a good mood earlier, so I’m here to make you forgive me because I know I’m the one at fault.” he started, unwrapping the fruit. → before you could even object to anything, he popped a grape in your mouth. → “And this is my way of confessing to you.” → you choked on the grape. → wHAT ! → “You’re what??” you exclaimed, staring at him with wide eyes. → “I like you.” and he quickly pecked your forehead. → you saw his cheeks get pink, and yours did too. → “Wow…” you whispered, giggling. → you felt so happy in this moment. → even Evelyn crying couldn’t kill your joy. → “You’re… forgiven.” chuckling, he ate a strawberry and continued to sport a big smile. → and of course, just as you two were in the heat of your conversation between laughs, Evelyn let out a loud cry. → “Ugh, shut up!” → just a filler: → your relationship began with cute moments, such as him back hugging you. → it also included you and him competing in Wii games, to flick each other in the forehead. → basically, shy boy!guanlin is a really good concept and im sorry this was so bad ilysm mae hope u had a great bday love <3

[simkjrs]

msa ch3 asks

Anonymous said: I love how msa Izuku comes across as an honest to god cryptid: can't see his face, absolutely the kind of person you'd find at a gas station at 3 am, doesn't want attention, most likely distant cousins with Mothman

msa au is just me fulfilling all of my ‘protagonist is a cryptid’ dreams by making msa izuku as cryptid as possible. favorite character archetype: cryptid 

Anonymous said: so the msa au is my life right now thank u for that & I just read through the update twice so thank you for that x2 and I had to go back and look for Izuku and Kirishima's deal when it came up again and realized oh hey Kirishima agreed not to try and stop Izuku from leaving after 3 minutes and they didn't put a time limit on that i wonder if that'll come up again (& then my brain jumped to Izuku using that Forever. "we had a deal" every time it comes up. he cannot be stopped bc kiri promised)

got it in one!! izuku will abuse the wording of that deal forever if he can. good eye! 

Anonymous said: relatability of msa izuku: trying, doesnt trust feds, inability to sleep, ready to jump out 4th story window at a moments notice, anti-attention-

that’s msa izuku living the cryptid life of his dreams

Anonymous said: So wait you don't have to answer this if it's a spoiler but the collarbone blood tattoo™ is what's making deku's existence confusing to electronics, maybe?

yep, you got it! normally izuku is able to keep his presence from overtly affecting the electronics around him but scripting really starts messing with them. 

Anonymous said: quirkless msa deku anon and can i just say that deku looking eraserhead straight in the eye with lie detector policeman there and him saying "i don't have a quirk" and said policeman not detecting a lie is arguably the best thing i have thought of today.

tsukauchi:  tsukauchi: wh  tsukuachi: how did you even do all of [gestures at ch2 events] that without a quirk?  izuku: it’s a special talent of mine.

Anonymous said: I just read chapter 3 and oh my god oh my god oh my god. Your Izuku is who i aspire to be 24:7. Like everything he says makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time. You did good. <3

haha we are all aspiring to izuku’s levels of impromptu sass. im glad you liked the new chapter! 

Anonymous said: I'm probs rlly late cuz I Love in GMT+1 which means 9 HOURS of difference but I love your writing. Man, dude, being from beyond time and space, you always manage to create the perfect harmony between comedy and suspense that has you giggling while trying to figure out the mysteries of the universe. Just. OH BOI.

this ask is so funny and sweet at the same time. i love you 

@arinrowan said: it's kind of ironic that msa!izuku is exactly the kind of person who would benefit from friendship with/interacting with canon izuku.

msa izuku would benefit from friendship in general but you’re right. he needs the kind of quiet but aggressive support that canon izuku gives 

Anonymous said: Cuz I'm trying to see if I can figure this out, by "told me about Kamino Ward", does that mean that Izuku tipped kirishima that that was where bakugou was? How did he know tho, did baku's spirit go to him and tell him that? Did izuku actually play a part in the rescue???? So many questions

THE ANSWER TO ALL OF THESE... [spoiler alert] is actually ‘yes.’ more soon...

Anonymous said: when they start asking questions abt kamino ward at some point he just gets fed up and says "I JUST DID IT BECAUSE THE GODDAMN CAT WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE. I DONT EVEN LIKE BAKUGOU" and the heroes are like :0? what if, we brought bakugou here?

izuku doesn’t even acknowledge that the kamino ward incident happens it’s like theyre just talking to a brick wall 

Anonymous said: Izuku has no control over his own sass anymore and it's glorious?? Says "that'll be 500 yen" and looks surprised at himslef, says "now it's 600 yen" and looks downright mortified, the sass is too much for his smol body, sassmaster izuku ftw

to quote @salvainterra, “i love the fact that izuku never stops even when he himself thinks he should stop.” izuku listens to every nonviolent intrusive thought that crosses his mind and it both incredible and unfortunate. izuku is no longer bound by human limits 

Anonymous said: msa izuku is the living embodiment of the "fuck this shit im out" song

ABSOLUTELY

Anonymous said: tbh when msa chapter 3 said that izuku slept 12 hours at nighteye's office, i was guessing that he would just passive aggressively sleep as much as possible for as long as they had him. won't give them the satisfaction of watching him wander around in his holding cell. hes in the middle of the interrogation and he puts his head down and goes to sleep (btw love your work!)

haha no he was just so exhausted he passed out for 12 hours. he hasn’t had a good nights sleep in weeks, as soon as all [gestures at ch2] this was over he just crashed 

Anonymous said: Wow the new chapter is great!! Stellar as always. I can't help but imagine what's going on from Izuku's point of view with the spirits. Am I the only one who thinks Aizawa's spirit was trying to apologize or something when Izuku talked about not being forced into anything?

there was definitely some spirit stuff happening... i will say that aizawa’s fox spirit is the one who asked/persuaded izuku to tell aizawa what was Up with his quirk 

Anonymous said: tbh i want to see them question izuku with a lie-detector quirk or something. like he'll say something positively ridiculous and everyone's gonna go "wait wtf he's telling the truth??!!?!!?!?!?!?"

hoho... well... buddy im not gonna say anything... 

Anonymous said: Hello! I found your works recently and have an insane amount of time in the past few days going through it all, cause is all beautiful. I want to scream at you about all of them but you only get so many words with this so I'll focus on msa rn and I read chapter 3 of msa last night and since then I've been switching laughing at Izuku's sass, crying cause Izuku has so much angst involved him and I just wanna hug him, and screaming cause whAT WAS THAT CLIFFHANGER?!! Just what. Thanks for ur works-A

THANKS, thats the kind of reaction i aim for when i write something. im super happy you liked it!! <3 

Anonymous said: Technically his quirk is "Being alive" or "Having a functioning body" but saying that would probably end with the same blank stares. As a side note, in the manga (and canon in general) they mentioned quirks are activated by the 'quirk factor energy' or whatever... Do you think that might mean that people who are quirkless just don't naturally have enough quirk energy to activate their latent quirks? it would also make some sense from an evolutionary standpoint, the glowing baby is from the first

generation that had enough of the qfe to actually manifest their quirk and after that generation the lowering number of quirkless could be attributed to those that have a deficit in the production of said energy and they might actually have latent quirks. The pinky toe missing could be the final mutation that causes them to have enough energy for their quirks to work.. The only issue with the theory I see is OFA not awakening latent quirks with it's energy jumpstart...

i think that’s a pretty good theory! it lines up pretty well w/ the worldbuilding in msa. as for afo, :3c

Anonymous said: Hey uh.. I know this is probably 100% non canon in your AU but I was re-reading your MSA fic and I misread something that made me think that Izuku is actually dead and his body is actually being run by his guardian spirit who possessed his body/took his place when he died... *sweats* Its a really weird.. dark idea but I thought it was sorta cool and you might like it..? um.. I'll just let myself out now

god yeah that would be so dark and everything in msa would actually be even worse than it was before 

Anonymous said: When deku explains nighteye's quirk i can only think of that's so raven.

theyre valid questions... 

Anonymous said: I spent my break reading the asks sent to you RE: chapter 3 of msa and I cannot stop fucking laughing over "look eraserhead dead in the eyes and tell him you don't have a quirk" thank GOD I'm supposed to be happy and smiley to everyone

honestly, this is conceptually such a powerful moment that i can’t not put it in the fic now 

Anonymous said: msa izuka finally get set free but kiri has started following him around. States its official hero business but really just wants to see what other "cool shit" izuka will do.

izuku pulls an Official Cryptid Move (tm) and disappears while walking thru a liminal space 

Anonymous said: i love that when aizawa starts asking about deku's quirk he's like, 'screw this i'm answering in riddles now'. this is such a great fic!!

Anonymous said: “It’s a secret,” he says. “A secret that no one knows, that one will suffer, and one-half loathes. Who knows if it’s true or not? The only thing we can confidently say is that it’s one thing that should not be.” Okay, so this is probably one of my favourite little scenes from your fic, partially because it sounds so ominous and badass and makes pretty much no sense. I loved your update, I was so tense the entire time I was reading it, but also giggling hysterically because /Izuku/ just - Izukus

hmm i sure do wonder where izuku got that riddle from... and what it means... 

this riddle is just izuku complaining about everything because as long as he’s in this situation, he might as well make it perfectly clear how unhappy he is about EVERYTHING. when else is he going to have an audience for him complaining about his various maladies 

Anonymous said: I think that a part thats particularly true to izuku's character is when kirishima makes the observation "damn maybe it IS good we arrested him so he can sleep" & izuku goes into a miniature coma for 12 hours bc being arrested presented the perfect opportunity for him to finally be able to sleep

nfdfsljndslfnjdf YEAH, everyone please stop this child it’s for his own good 

Anonymous said: Reading know what i've made by the marks on my hands is really terrifying when not in Izuku's pov because you now know how scary?? it is for some other characters and Izuku looks crazy-- but you know he's not because cheesus???? This kid???????? Honestly I love it so much, thanks for your amazing writing and I want you to know that I enjoy it a LOT.

that’s the goal... showing how weird and strange and bizarre izuku is from everyone else’s point of view... i loved the outside pov bc i got the chance to show how much of a cryptid izuku is, something that izuku himself isn’t even aware of and thus would not make it into his pov

Anonymous said: anon who ((still)) hasn't read bnha here. chapter 3 of msa is amazing. i cannot get over the sheer amount of sass found in such a smol boy. also kirishima is quickly becoming my favorite character because of how supportive and caring he is. kirishima/deku is apparently now something to add to my armada of ships. for that i thank you. also i cannot wait for deku to meet spirit!one for all. it will either be glorious or horrible.

haha im always happy to introduce someone to the wonders of kiri/deku!! its an extremely good friendship... and in my professional opinion everyone should get on it and make it the Hot New Thing. as for ofa, ;3c

Anonymous said: I just thought of this but during Aizawa's interrogation I could totally see his spirit just blatantly looking away from Izuku while Aizawa is asking about his benefactor.

HAHA YUP, i love izuku saying all kinds of stuff about spirits and no one can make any sense of it and meanwhile the spirits are trying to tell him to stop. but izuku cannot and will not be stopped from passive aggressively vaguing about them. he WILL get his complaints in if its the last thing he does 

Anonymous said: “I just fixed your entire Quirk, you cabbage.” I'm sorry but this. This is beautiful. I'M GOING TO GO AROUND CALLING PEOPLE CABBAGE NOW

i was worried it was a bit of an overused classic internet insult but this is reassuring :p 

Anonymous said: every word that comes out of MSA Izuku's mouth is a blessing

but not to our three heroes and their intrepid intern sidekick... 

Anonymous said: Shit after the msa chapter i've got so many questions about Kamino. Did the rescue occur the same with minor variations? Is AfO still down? Did All Might fckin die? Has OfA been passed down yet? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

im uncreative and unoriginal with canon events so we’ll see.... we’ll see. 

Anonymous said: MSA CHAPTER 4! I just found it today and I'm already rereading it. I did not know how much I needed sassy dead inside izuku. I Love this fic so much! That cliff hanger was so good! I'm so exciting to see more of izuku's pov. I love kiri but like I can't get enough of this izuku and his thoughts and reactions to things. This is so well written. The pacing in chapter 2 was so good. It felt like a heist and then keeping the readers guessing with not knowing if he was gonna get away was so good!

thank you so much!! im really glad you enjoyed the story that much <3 <3 sassy izuku is a pleasure to write honestly, can’t wait to see him more in future chapters 

Anonymous said: Ohhhhhh you should update msa! It's so unbelievably good! I love the interaction between kirishima and izuku! Like I'm so excited to learn more about kamino ward and how that's gonna affect izuku going free and keeping his identy safe

:3c 

Anonymous said: In chalter 2 of the msa au, did Kirishima think anything about how Deku said "I swear to every spirit I know"?

he dismissed it as a kind of weird, niche turn of phrase. like oh, guess this guy believes in spirits and junk, but im more worried about literally every other weird thing he’s done today 

Anonymous said: So does MSA!Izuku always mess with attempts to record his presence? I feel like this would be kind of a major problem when it comes to getting himself a school ID or the like. (He's going to school somewhere, so he must have a school ID stashed somewhere). You know, they could potentially use this to track his identity down. They can try contacting schools to see if any had issues with one student needing to have an excessive number of photo retakes.

nope, usually izuku can keep it under control! the blood sigil on his collarbone is what really let him passively affect the electronics.

Anonymous said: Ok so msa!Izuku says "he shouldn't" exists, and when I first read that I was really confused, do you mean he shouldn't exist in the way that he sees things he shouldn't, or that he literally should not exists and Inko has no freaking clue where he came from/he was not a planned child?

yes to the first proposal. other than that, spoilers...