#go ham w this btw i did it for the people

[whitmore]

fitmc madagio lore full transcript under the cut bc it’s so so interesting and also for community archival purposes

FIT: I saw you 200 blocks away. You aren’t sneaky.

FIT: If you’re new, I have nothing for you.

FIT: Here, it’s every person for themselves

FIT: Now, fuck off.

FIT: Still there?

FIT: I guess you want to learn the hard way.

FIT: ??!????

FIT: … who are you?

FIT: … what is your name?

FIT: … where exactly did you come from?

MADAGIO: Do not be afraid.

MADAGIO: Allow me to congratulate you.

MADAGIO: An ordinary human would’ve been driven to madness in a place like this.

MADAGIO: A toxic wasteland, one of the worst I’ve seen.

MADAGIO: I can see it in your eyes.

MADAGIO: Your aggression serves to hide the pain of the unimaginable horrors you have witnessed, and judging by your looks, perhaps perpetuated?

MADAGIO: I’ve been seeking someone with your level of mental fortitude…..

MADAGIO: The ability to resist both madness and toxicity.

MADAGIO: I detected the remnants of a very powerful signal in this world, so I came to investigate.

MADAGIO: I guess it would be a good place to look for people like you and I was right.

FIT: Sounds like bullshit to me.

MADAGIO: Apologies. Allow me to introduce myself.

MADAGIO: I am known as Madagio. are used to live on an island. It was one of many… All connected together by the same system. The island that was my home well….. let’s just say… things happened. Ever since I’ve gained the ability to travel across worlds, in search of skilled survivalists and deceivers, people who can hide in plain sight in extreme conditions. Judging by your age, you’ve survived here for a very long time. Perhaps you are interested in a change of scenery. If you are, meet me at the location in that book. We can discuss more there.

[BOOK READS: Meet me in the ruins of the obsidian outpost to the south. / Look underneath the red beacon. / I’ll be waiting…..]

—

FIT: That sounded like an end portal! What’s going on??!?!?

—

MADAGIO: You’ve arrived quickly, excellent. I see you noticed my friends on the way here. They are my eyes and ears; an extension of me. Now listen carefully. I would like to offer you a job Fit. One of the islands in the system I spoke of earlier is named Quesadilla. It’s a beautiful place, but it hides many secrets. Secrets that I must have at all costs. They will soon be accepting visitors for the first time in many years. right now the only way onto the island is by train. Most of the tickets have already been given out. However….. I can arrange for you to receive one. To keep your cover, you will need to act like you are on a vacation. Once you arrive on the island, I want you to start collecting information. Player data, island statistics, the emotions of your neighbors… …and analytical data on how it all connects together.

FIT: Player data? Statistics? Why do you want that stuff?

MADAGIO: In time it will make sense. As you collect it, I want you to report your findings to me. It may be difficult given the island’s current isolation, but you’ll find a way. A wasteland nomad like you traveling to Quesadilla will be very unexpected. Which is why I want you to blend in. Become friends with your neighbors. You might even know some of them already, so it should be easy. But do not form attachments, it will only complicate things. You are there for a very specific purpose. While you are on Quesadilla… I will be elsewhere, making preparations for something very important. You will have exactly one year to accomplish this task. if you are successful, your payment will ensure you have an early retirement. If you are unable to complete it in that time, I may have to help you… But let me make something very clear. Should you disregard the mission entirely… Or attempt to cheat me… I will ensure you spend the rest of your life in this toxic and vile waste land. Doomed to wander, and die in obscurity… And anyone who made connections with on Quesadilla will suffer. This is not a game to me. These, as I have stated, are the terms of this contract. If you step through the portal, it means you accept. But there is no turning back. Shall we begin?

FIT: 10 years is a long time to be stuck in the same wasteland. You know what I need? A vacation.

—

FIT: Finally, I can remember your name.

FIT: I care about the people on this island. I’ll complete the job, but you better not be using their data to do harm.

[gibbearish]

prev rb is very good but also very funny to me bc the last thing i sculpted was a . drag minion funko pop

[kflixnet]

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

• athena, [ soobisms ] ↳ she/her | aespa, en-, txt “ttyl! omw to kwangya w soobs!”

• ari, [ aakomii ] ↳ she/her | skz, en-, txt, atz “i can talk about beomgyu for hours.”

• elle, [ hvcmixtape ] ↳ she/they | svt “we’re at a space of infinite possibility, take my hand and let’s ride.”

• emmy, [ andkisses + blushgyu ] ↳ she/they | txt, tbz, en- “if taehyun is antartica, i'm the face of the sun.”

• felix, [ yourfatherlucifer ] ↳ he/him | atz “i have too many wips, oh no i made another one.”

• hera, [ svnoofy ] ↳ she/her | nct, svt, atz, exo, skz, txt “the universe is against me writing smaus.”

• honee, [ yeonjstxr ] ↳ she/her | txt “i think we should all tax bad things. like racism, and yeonjun’s thirst traps.”

• honour, [ drmflm​ ] ↳ they/them | cravity, en-, svt, txt “what even is a bias anymore :’).”

• irina, [ woosluv ] ↳ she/her | atz  “my delusion-ship with mingi keeps me going.”

• isabella, [ lveclouds ] ↳ she/her | bts, atz, svt “i just spend three hours staring at a blank word document, i call that progress.”

• jelli, [ awooghan ] ↳ she/her | skz “day [???] of missing han jisung.”

• jen, [ ayayiiie ] ↳ she/her | en- “writing is an art we can feel without the need of speaking.”

• jey, [ jeysamores ] ↳ she/her | en- “all of nct dream noticed me at their concert because i was the loudest person there. mark complimented how loud my scream was and they all pointed me out (we're married btw).”

• jia, [ ilynaevis ] ↳ any pronouns | aespa, en-, nct, skz “part time cereal fan full-time chenle appreciator.”

• lav, [ tinysushimark ] ↳ she/her | nct, skz “24 to 25 babe... just stay with me.”

• leo, [ seung-scrittore ] ↳ any pronouns | skz, trsr, txt, tbz, nct dream, en-, dkb, the rose, atz, mx, eric nam, jackson wang, eaj, jessi, dpr, kai, amber liu, hyuna & dawn, demian “unironically cries over hwang hyunjin on a daily basis <3.”

• mae/julia, [ sureogi ] ↳ she/her | cravity, tbz, stayc, txt “loving ham wonjin 25/8.”

• mai, [ maiverie ] ↳ she/her | en- “who needs birth control when u have ur face.”

• mallow, [ miyseung ] “I don’t search for eternal truth, I search for motivation.” ↳ she/her | (g)i-dle, skz, en-, ive

• mango, [ mangocustard16 ] “hoshi is mine *fight me*” ↳ she/her | en-, svt, txt

• mari, [ ynsvnte ] “crocheting gets me tired, but sunghoon doesn’t for sure. ” ↳ she/her | en-

• maria, [ bambisgirl ] ↳ she/her | en- “i have two addictions, caffeine and lee heeseung.”

• michi, [ cybrsan ] ↳ she/her | atz “99% of my process is thinking about my wips, the other 1% is actually writing them.”

• miso, [ misojunnie ] ↳ she/her | en-, txt, nct, svt, bts “𝐞𝐧- ♡ #jxnglvr cherrywonie !! 明华 ming hua, she/they, writer, engene.”

• mirai, [ nyanggk ] ↳ she/her | en-, txt “people say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing everyday (definitely did not just took that off of google bcs i have no originality).”

• mofy, [ bless-311​ ] ↳ they/them | tbz “mofy duck enthusiast!”

• moni, [ zzoguri​ ] ↳ they/them | tbz “i rest easy knowing kim sunwoo is more delusional than i could ever be 🙏🏼.”

• monica, [ softsan ] ↳ she/her; atz, bts, txt, nct, en-, skz “i don't meow for men, i meow for poetry; we are not the same.”

• moon, [ beautifulchris​ + fylithia ] ↳ she/them | skz, txt “be a little more you and a lot less them.”

• moon, [ meiideryz ] ↳ she/her | nct (all) “wayv comeback season is near! (in my imagination).”

• morgan, [ heonijs ] ↳ she/her | en-, tempest, txt “storm in her eyes, peace in her smile.”

• nat, [ nateezfics ] ↳ she/her | atz “no thoughts, head empty. just existing.″

• niwa, [ haechanhues ] ↳ she/her | atz, en-, nct, skz, svt, tbz, trsr, txt, victon “love that for me.”

• nix, [ njmverse ] ↳ she/they | nct “rip my wips i never finished.”

• noa, [ hqrana ] ↳ she/her | skz, svt, cravity, en- “when life gets you down... raaaaaah 🦅❗️.”

• noelle, [ icyminghao​ ] ↳ she/her | svt, boynextdoor “if you love a flower that lives on a star, it is sweet to look at the sky at night. all the stars are a-bloom with flowers.”

• nynx, [ meowrinz ] ↳ she/mew | nct, le sserafim, en-, nmixx “happy lesbian visibility year.”

• pearl, [ milkyruins + euphoriaatrash ] ↳ she/her | en-, skz, svt “delivering love one draft at a time <3”

• rania, [ wheeboo ] ↳ she/they | svt “imma just “hehe” my way through life.″

• red, [ shining-red-diamond ] ↳ she/her | astro, atz, block b, bts, day6, exo, ghost9, got7, mx, nct (all), nex7/9%, oneus, pentagon, romeo, svt, shinee, skz, tbz, txt, vixx, wei, xeno-t, z-boys “oh, where is my hairbrush?”

• ren, [ mygnolia ] ↳ any pronouns | bts, en-, skz, txt “student by day sunghoon simp by night.”

• ria, [ monatice ] ↳ she/her | mx, victon, atz, svt, astro, en-, kingdom, tbz, skz, txt, bae173, gncd, omega x, cravity “you can make anything by writing.”

• riel, [ linonyang ] ↳ she/they | skz “dubidubidapdap, dubidubidipdip.”

• rin, [ svhnflwr + milktyama ] ↳ she/they | atz, nct, tbz, en- “you cracked my cookie d:”

• rose, [ yangsrose ] ↳ she/her | nct, atz, txt  “your efforts will never betray you. all your efforts will pay off.”

• sage, [ seo--changbin + seoberrybins ] ↳ she/her | skz "editing your drafts include just staring at them for a while before closing them again and calling it a day."

• salty, [ sxcret-garden + starry-nights-garden ] ↳ she/her | atz, got7, nct (all), oneus, p1h, txt “too many fic ideas, not enough brain juice.”

• saph, [ zeawoo​ ] ↳ she/they | en-, trsr, txt, nct dream “madame, monsieur jourdain is very knowledgeable.”

• sara, [ wongyuuu ] ↳ she/her | svt “i have 100 ideas but only ever write one of them.”

• saya, [ lluringli ] ↳ she/her | en- “love is a timeless melody that echoes in souls and resonates through the corridors of eternity.”

• savannah, [ ox1-lovesick ] ↳ any pronouns | txt “it’s so sweet, but i should find my name.”

• sei, [ seungstarss ] ↳ she/her | en- “🗑← home sweet home.”

• sharmi, [ day6andetcetera ] ↳ she/her | day6, txt, skz, bts, itzy, got7 “ur mom.”

• sia, [ wonieleles ] ↳ she/her | en-, bts “writing to procrastinate is my favorite activity.”

• sierra, [ silvermistcosmos ] ↳ she/her | en-, nct dream “student by day, writer by night.” 

• skar, [ reverbtunes ] ↳ she/her | skz, txt “je mange le croissant.”

• skits, [ hotteoki​ ] ↳ she/her | atz, skz, txt, en- “beomgyu.”

• sky(ven), [ lheewonz ] ↳ any pronouns | en-, txt “i have a terrible case of 'i start everything i write with dialogue'-itis and writing my story backwards.”

• smiles, [ boba-beom ] ↳ she/her | txt, en- “good things take time :)”

• smt, [ songmingisthighs + smt-here ] “i'm not a writer, i just have mental illness and too much to say.” ↳ she/her | atz

• sof, [ txt-yaomi ] “tomorrow x todoro.” ↳ she/her | txt

• sol, [ myjisung ] “i'll try over and over again if i must.” ↳ they/she | skz

• solar, [ hyunestrella​ ] “um...slay?″ ↳ she/they | skz

• star, [ like-a-diamondinthesky ] “if i spent as much time on academics as i did on tumbr, i'd be the top student. yet, here we are...” ↳ they/them; skz

• sue, [ soobnny ] “whoever prayed for my downfall, you won.” ↳ she/her | en-, txt

• sumi, [ 02chois ] “lower your expectation so you’ll always reach them.″ ↳ she/they | txt

• sun, [ halaboyz ] “the f in sun stands for funny.” ↳ she/her | atz, en-, tbz

• sunny, [ daegall + niskoo + namistangerinee ] “eugene belcher kin.” ↳ she/her | nct, en-

• ti, [ sulfurcosmos ] “you ever wonder if julius caesar would enjoy a good caesar salad? maybe he should take a stab at it.” ↳ she/her | skz, nct dream

• tia, [ fae-renjun + https-dandelion ] “head empty, only huang renjun.” ↳ she/they | nct, tbz

• val(erie), [ kyrjnie ] “delulu is the solulu.” ↳ she/her | en-, skz, txt

• vee, [ skazoo ] “writer (derogatory)” ↳ she/her | bts, skz, en-, atz

• via, [ hyungjunnie ] “studying law in the day but also daydreaming about leehan, maybe that’s why im failing…” ↳ she/her | bnd, riize, svt, xdh, zb1

• whitney, [ mikrokcsmos ] “more than a memory, less than reality.” ↳ they/them | bts

• xia, [ carpexiem ] “mentally deranged, but beautifully wine aged.” ↳ they/them | en-, txt, p1h

• xin, [ prettywon ] “chamber 5? more like chamber of deez nuts.” ↳ they/them | en-, txt

• yena, [ in2fly ] “decisions? never heard of her.” ↳ she/her | &team, en-

• yomi, [ yeokii ] “i’m in a romantic relationship with myself in my head.” ↳ she/her | txt, en-, zb1

• ynn, [ rsmura ] “writing fics over essays? yes.” ↳ she/her; en-

• ysa, [ neoaevis ] “ooooooopss i did it again, i guess?” ↳ she/her | nct

• yumi, [ cupidjyu ] “hyunjae is the love of my life !!!” ↳ any pronouns | tbz

• yun, [ amakumos ] “i don’t care if i’m failing math. where’s jungwon?” ↳ she/her | en-

• zainab, [ missmadwoman ] “f*** the patriarchy keychain on the ground <3.” ↳ she/her | en-

• zanna, [ slytherinshua ] “ppl are talking abt the law💀 but what abt eunwoo i have my priorities okay.” ↳ she/her | txt, svt, bnd, &team, skz, en-, bts, lucy, verivery, victon, astro, onf, sf9, tbz, tws, park jihoon, hwang minhyun, kim woojin

• zoe, [ badwithten ] “there’s already two zoes in this network, multiverse of zoes.” ↳ she/her | skz

[taegyuun]

enhypen falling in love at first sight with idol!reader

genre: fluff

pairing: enhypen x idol!reader

warning: swearing

word count: 1.4k

request: this might be cliché but can i request enhypen reaction to like falling love in first sight with another idol?😊 thank youuuu have a great day <3

notes: hi hi ! decided to make the idol be the reader because that’s what seems to make the most sense and also i don’t do ships so :) also i’m super happy to be back, never realised how much excitement it brought me to see you guys request things. thank you for welcoming me back :>

♡ — LEE HEESEUNG

probably took place at an award show

yknow he was doing his thing, smiling, clapping, swaying along to the music and what not

then your group comes on to collect their reward and the rest of enha have never seen his face drop in surprise so badly.

like his eyes instantly fell onto your figure and hearts EXPLODED from his eyes

he could not take his eyes off of you for a single moment

dear lord - when you started speaking to thank everyone for their help he thought he was gonna pass away 💀✋

mans has never heard such an angelic voice

after that award show he went on a thorough search into your group

maybe on a thorough search on one member in particular

rest of the boys under the cut !

♡ — JAY PARK

walking to the shop

walked inside the shop

walked to the vegetable section

grabbed some stuff he needed

walks over to the bread isle aND OH MY LORD IS THAT THE Y/N ?-!;82&482&:&18

thank god he had a mask to cover his GAPING MOUTH !!!! because if he didn’t i’m sure you would’ve been like “why is there some dude going 😧😧😧😧 at me”

literally flushes the brightest shade of red imaginable

oh my god he has to walk past you too ??? good lord save him ✋

literally doesn’t know what to do with himself when your shoulder brushes past his arm

ended up somehow saying hi ?? idk probably you grabbed the same bread or smth and he’s like furiously apologising or handing it to you

and you’re like “no it’s yours 😡😡 i’m y/n btw !”

and he’s like “wtf no u grabbed it first,,,, jay :>”

and that kids is how ur mom and dad met.

♡ — JAKE SIM

he went to an arcade just to chill for one of his free days

thought it’d be a smart way to relax and maintain habving fun

ohhhhh did he have fun

mans went ham on the claw machine 😌

did he win anything? no

did he have fun? ohhhhh yeah. 

and thats what counts

as he was about to leave for some food, yknow some good old food court tteokkbokki, that’s when he saw you…

mans thought his day couldn’t get better and suddenly you appear in front of him with the rest of your group and a bunch of cameramen around you

he figured it was something similar to en-o’clock or smth so he just longingly stared without even being able to give you a small wave 😔

you did catch his eye though, you looked over at the perfect time and gave him a small smile, which he, very shockingly, returned

you guys ended up talking after that day on insta or twt how cute

♡ — PARK SUNGHOON 

pretty boy never believed in stuff like love at first sight 

so believe me it was a shock when you appeared 💀✋

he went to the ice rink pretty regularly, mainly when enha had some free time for themselves in between all the filming and promotions

he didn’t do it too often, but when he did he stayed for hours

it was nice to reminiscent on some things 

anyways

one day, he walks in, greets the owners like usual and gets ready to go on the ice

he usually goes there during work hours so not many people actually are ever on the rink other than the few young teens 

but he was surprised to see you on there, someone who didnt exactly fit the child to young teen age criteria

his heart stopped

froze if you will

he was in a w e at how simply but beautifully you skated

no tricks or anything but you were so graceful

he’s kinda shy so he didn’t do anything abt you 😔

thats until you accidentally bumped into him and almost knocked yourself over if it wasn’t for him catching you in the last second

after he regained a few brain cells, he finally said,

“i dont exactly recommend falling on ice, hope you’re ok.”

♡ — KIM SUNOO

ok boring idea but we all know how much this boy loves his skincare sooooo

he went to buy some skincare. 

dont you dare judge me im running out of ideas.

anyways

you saw him standing at this one isle for a good 15 mins with two different products in both of his hands and constantly switching his eyes between the two

you waited patiently. 

you wanted to see how this oh so very tense and suspensive moment was going to end

he was still standing there 5 mins later.

so you decided to take matters into your own hands 😎

“yknow, i think the green one is better for pores and the pink to keep moisture locked in… your skin seems to looks perfect though, so i’d say go for the pink one!”

mans nearly dropped both the bottles out of fear 💀

you scared him shitless LMAOOO

he turned to look your way to give a kind reply and instead almost dropped the bottles again but this time for a different reason.

HELLO????? THE BEAUTY ??????

you kinda stood there awkwardly smiling bc u still haven’t gotten a reply and hes just there like 😧

thanks you and speed walks away with bright red cheeks :>

♡ — YANG JUNGWON

he went to a park.

to enjoy the nature and whatever people do in parks idk i dont leave my house much

sat on a bench with his headphones in for a few mins before deciding to swing gently on the swings

his plans got cancelled bC UNFORTUNATELY SOMEONE WAS ALREADY SAT ON THE SWING AND IT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD IF HE SAT NEXT TO THEM ON THE FREE ONE BC HE DOESNT KNOW THEM!@!$E!K£$!@

so instead he migrates to some other thing idk

keeps a close eye on the swing…. kinda glaring but he doesnt mean it in a bad way i swear.

what he doesnt realise is the fact that the person on the swing is you. yes, thats right. you.

you also have your headphones in, with enhypens fever playing while youre very lightly practising the choreo

its not very obvious but jungwon notices the slight shuffle of ur feet and certain hand movements

and hes like ??? bc he recognises those moves from somewhere…

“oh my god thats my song”

this dumbass manages to say this so loudly you can hear it through the music…. the embarrassment seeping through you is unreal

ends up red faced and stuttering, apologising for the abrupt interruption

you tell him that youre practicing for a cover youre doing with a group and he agrees to help you out

yes, while very blushy.

♡ — NISHIMURA RIKI

this mf decided for his free day, he’ll go to a theme park 

yeah idk hes a bit coo coo in the head.

so hes just queueing in all the lines yknow having the time of his life going on as many dangerous rides as possible without practically an ounce of fear

fr built different 🗿

anyway, hes just in one of the queues for some of the chiller rides, not not scary but definitely not heart attack inducing

a few people ahead of him, stands you

youre practically shitting bricks, hands sweating and shaking

in short, youre terrified.

HOWEVER !

you lost a bet LMAOOO F

so now you gotta go on some dumbass ride 😒

you are not enjoying this to say the least you literally feel like throwing up

so youre like wasting as much time as possible and letting others before you so you can try and weasel out of the ride by waiting till the park was closed which was in like 10 mins

riki saw you and chuckled at what you were doing while simultaneously feeling very sorry for you

oh but we cant forget his erratically beating heart and not due to the ride, nah

bc of you ;))))

so he moves up the queue and yadayadayada

youre about to let him pass you but before you even get the chance to say “hey go in front of me idm” this bitch grabs your wrist and pulls you along with him

“itll be fine, i promise :)”

for some reasonn you believed him idk BUT you didnt die and you did what you had to do while also getting some cute boys number

so yes you did shit yourself but it was worth it

[kixa]

MSBY @ thanksgiving w/ a black s/o

*based on my thanksgiving*

*I’m only doing Bokuto, Atsumu, Sakusa, and Hinata because I don’t rlly know the other players*

warnings: none a lil cursing ig 🤷🏿‍♀️

header source: mei_HQ (@AMeihq)

Bokuto:

⭐︎ baby boy is so excited

⭐︎ This is not his first time meeting your family, so of course he knows what he’s getting into

⭐︎ He loves everything your family makes

⭐︎ Occasionally he’ll want to bring a dish of his own preferably something from his culture

⭐︎ He absolutely loves pie all of them btw (pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, and apple) my mom makes the best apple pie ong

⭐︎ But sadly when he asks about the food he doesn’t realize it’s all homemade so he just assumes that the stuffing, greens, and pies are from cans *meaning all the food is store-bought*

⭐︎ Ok so Bo doesn’t really understand black people time, so if your family says they’re eating at 3 they’re lying you’re eating at 9/10 at night, but he insists y’all get there early, like no babe if we get there at three the turkey’s not even in the oven.

⭐︎ The aunts absolutely adore him, even the messy ones

⭐︎ Like if the aunts are loud he’s right with them

⭐︎ So do the little cousins, he gives them piggy back rides and listens to their stories from school (great dad material *wink*)

⭐︎ My mom loves to decorate, so whenever he comes over he gushes over the decorations talking about how cute they are.

⭐︎ He loves playing games with the family, especially spades or pokeno because that’s usually when everyone gets tipsy and things get fun

⭐︎ He’s definitely not shy that’s why your family loves him so much because he knows how to hang

⭐︎ He gets so happy when they ask him about volleyball cause that means that you talk about him often

⭐︎ If you guys have been together for some time and he asks what certain foods are, your family will look at you like you’re crazy because how have you been with him this long and ain’t never made him pie or greens

⭐︎ “I’m sorry baby, y/n ain’t never made you no soul food like this before, y/n you ain’t been feeding this boy?”

⭐︎ “Wait no I do, I feed him come on grandma. Bo don’t I fee-“ *she pulls Bo to her height* “Baby if she ain’t feeding you you let me know so I can hook you up,” and Bokuto just nods and laughs

⭐︎ When grandma motions for him to get up and dance with her he’s kind of hesitant but goes anyway, so he holds her hands and they sway to Luther Vandross

Atsumu:

⭐︎ Ok so all the aunties love him like we been known he’s a ladies man🥱

⭐︎ Believe it or not he’s actually pretty shy to meet your family

⭐︎ That man who’s ego is the size of a whale’s is suddenly the meekest person in the room

⭐︎ Like he’s doing that knee thing ppl do when they’re nervous and he’s gripping the steering wheel pretty hard type nervous

⭐︎ When y’all get there your grandma is coming to give you a hug and he just stands there a lil awkwardly like: 🧍‍♂️

⭐︎ But omg he’s surprised when your grandma makes her way to him to give him big hug as a way to welcome him into the family

⭐︎ He’s so polite when asks for stuff, calling people Ms. And Mr.

⭐︎ He wants to make the best impression aw baby

⭐︎ Honestly his fav food has to be the greens omg he loves them (when made the right way greens are delicious)

⭐︎ But he literally asks for everything on his plate; greens, mac & cheese, ham, turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, relish, rolls, etc. the list goes on

⭐︎ When everyone started eating it was a whole lot of smacking and no dialogue but then the jokes and reminiscing started to flow meanwhile he stayed silent the whole time just lightly smiling at everyone

⭐︎ So when someone turned to ask him a question about volleyball or y’all’s relationship he damn near chokes on his food

⭐︎ But when he talks it’s just very formal and stiff

⭐︎ I think baby was just overwhelmed

⭐︎ But back to all the aunties loving him, yeah so they talk him up and gush over his looks and muscles

⭐︎ And he’s blushing up a storm because of the constant compliments plus they were loud so now everyone’s attention was on him

⭐︎ For some reason he is a monster at uno like baby boy destroys everyone every time

⭐︎ So of course your family is highly shocked because who would’ve known that the shy closed off bf of yours would be eating ppl up in a card game

⭐︎ Meanwhile he’s asking for another plate

⭐︎ Overall he loves how friendly and funny your family is, he was going around to everyone who had cooked and complimented their food generously

⭐︎ But omg in the car he’s so happy and food drunk that he’s just murmuring how much this was the best thanksgiving he had

Sakusa:

⭐︎ So of course he’s quiet with his mask (omg he looks so intimidating to me bye)

⭐︎ When the family asked him questions and most of his answers were just one word

⭐︎ So for the majority of the night he didn’t really say anything

⭐︎ But omg is he cute, he would literally follow you around because he’s a little anxious to be alone with your family

⭐︎ When y’all get plates he takes such small portions, and grandma caught him, saying “Oh no baby you’re all skin and bones get some more” then proceeds to put giant ass helpings off all the foods on his plate

⭐︎ He just looks at her, the plate, then you lol

⭐︎ Basically grandma takes care of him the whole night and he’s just dazed

⭐︎ She even takes him into the kitchen to make sweet potato pie with her, and grandma doesn’t let anybody help her make this pie

⭐︎ Everyone’s like 😧

⭐︎ He’s very hesitant but helps anyway by mashing up the sweet potatoes (he’s a pro baking idc idc)

⭐︎ Plus he has nice hands oop

⭐︎ He honestly looks so happy and he’s even smiling a lil aw

⭐︎ I think he was just so happy, even though he’s been kind of offstandish all night your family never gave up on him

⭐︎ So when the pie was done your grandma thanked him and gave him a grandma kiss on the cheek he was so shocked (blushing like crazy)

⭐︎ Now everyone was talking to him asking more questions and he was answering them a little better (he was highkey nervous)

⭐︎ Believe it or not he brought mahjong with him and wanted to play with everyone but was too nervous to ask

⭐︎ Once you brought it up everyone was cool with it, but little did he know he had a little competition for being the ultimate player

⭐︎ So now the game is still ongoing with him and your mom playing

⭐︎ To sum this up he was very nervous at first so he gave off an intimidating vibe but after spending time with grandma he warmed up a lot

⭐︎ Him and grandma are besties now so he talks to her all the time and they have scheduled baking days bye

Hinata:

⭐︎ Just like Bokuto he is overly hyped he was literally jumping in the car he was so excited

⭐︎ And you have to warn that your family can be a lil oc

⭐︎ He genuinely didn’t know what you were talking about because as soon as your aunt opened the door she gave him a big hug

⭐︎ He had the biggest smile he was so happy

⭐︎ Mind you he has never met your family, but he was still greeting everyone shaking peoples’ hands receiving hugs

⭐︎ When they ask about you guys you let him do all the talking and he just goes on and on about how much he loves and appreciates you

⭐︎ Everyone adores him they find him so sweet and energetic he fits in the family just right

⭐︎ Oh and my boy knows music so y’all are playing oldies and he’s singing right along with them

⭐︎ Hinata is more of aMac & cheese type guy so mans is fucking that shit up, after his 5th helping you had to stop him lol

⭐︎ But he loves all the food and he’s complimenting everyone on the food boosting peoples’ egos and shit

⭐︎ Bruh he is love with the apple pie, he almost fell out it was so good (he found your mom and requested a pie for his birthday)

⭐︎ He had to move to the couch because he had a literal food coma and needed a nap

⭐︎ While he was sleep everyone was just gushing over him, asking how he was so sweet

⭐︎ After his power nap y’all played spades, he was kind of lost so grandma helped him out he got it pretty quickly though

⭐︎ He mainly did all the talking that night even talking about MSBY and volleyball

⭐︎ To me Hinata is like a child even in time skip so he gets along with the children so well

⭐︎ When it was time to go he was so sad he didn’t want to, he enjoyed himself to much plus he was in love with your family

⭐︎ So basically he was pouty the whole ride back to the hotel

[boogiepilgrim]

9, 10, 15 ;) ❤️❤️❤️

ok hi amber, so ur coming for me i see!!!!! ksfjshdkgjsg is that winky face because u know im about to MONNNNNOLOGUE???

9. Talk about how you got into his music.

listen im gonna make this short bc i was typing this on my phone and she fucking DIED. ok so i mean, hes always been a name ive known. like i cant recall a life not knowing who he is. you know, like elvis presley. one of my earliest, if not my very first Obsession, was music legends. my first favourite band was queen, so he was always in my orbit n stuff. my mum and i would sit and watch queen shows and then we’d branch out into other artists. like guns n roses and stuff like that. i did a presentation on elton when i was eight in school. i was super nervous bc PPL USED TO THINK I WAS SO WEIRD FOR LIKING “OLD” MUSIC jsdhfdjskf ive told u about that, and i was like physically shakin behind my wee paper (written on front and back btw xx) and luckily for baby me, most of my class werent even listening. i would pay SO MUCH money to see what i wrote now. i remember the first line began with, “sir elton john was born in shfksjdghjhg”. 1 of my earliest associations and like . acknowledgings of his music and existence was when steve irwin made a movie and they had someone sing a steve irwin-ified version of crocodile rock and i was obsessed w the credits bc of that ksjfsghkjg. i remember hearing the bitch is back for the first time and being shocked bc id always kinda seen him as like a... RATED U FOR UNIVERSAL type character until that point. lol. i remember my mum introducing it to me. i got my first album of his when i was a little more serious about collecting music, well as serious as a ten year old can be, and it was the definitive hits one from 2007. i had a lil refrigerator ;-) in my room and u can bet ur ass thats where my wee cd lived. i loved tinderbox a lot. still do; one of my fave songs. ok peace out ill stop. hes jus very dear to me. anyway so basically: his music’s like sunlight, i needed it 2 survive. i was always destined 2 find it

10. A song or album you always recommend to people. ohhh man. i recommend EVERYBODY goes and listens to em all. or even just a few that grab ur attention. i truly dont believe theres a Bad one. ‘blue moves’ is my fave n i realise it’s maybe not for everybody, but i think there is NOTHING like it. it’s so good, a perfect collection, a storyline almost, and it is special to me. so i recommend it anyway

15.  If you could customise your own setlist for a private concert, what songs would make the cut?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH.. my god. ok, again, lemme go A LIL ham and indulge a sec. songs id wanna hear before me right this INSTANT 

Captain Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy, Return To Paradise, Harmony, Better Off Dead, Pain, The Ballad of Danny Bailey, The Fox, Something About The Way You Look Tonight, Healing Hands, Too Many Tears, Where To Now St. Peter?, Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding, Cage The Songbird, Original Sin, All Quiet On The Western Front, and then lets have an encore!!!!! The King Must Die, Rocket Man, Curtains

thank u angel <3

[riskeith]

good morning love! (or afternoon for you hehe)

deku vs kacchan part 2 is my favorite ep of the entire series actually. i’ve watch that ep so many times as well it’s just perfect. i got into them when i watched that episode actually! the voice acting god..... literally shivers. now that i think about it it might even be my favorite anime ep of all time help. i just love how bakugou lets it all out and we get to see that side of him.. the insecure scared child he tries to hide. god i could ramble about it forever idk just love it. OH YOU WATCHED THE MOVE RIGHT AFTER? a scene with bakugou and todoroki is guaranteed a good time.. and they work so well together. haha that’s such a nice coincidence tho their dynamic is great in that movie even if it’s mostly kiribaku sjsksjk. what do you think about kiribaku btw?

RIGHT!!! at least we have a couple days to decide hihi.... paimon no longer emergency snack.. only seelie. 🥴 oooh? what kind of thing have you envisioned? (if you wanna share ofc!)

i’ve seen so many people mention that!! like one of the worst parts of the game is that in the higher level you get the less there are to do.. ssjksjdk at some point all you can do is grind domains and try to level up shdkdfhdj

LEVEL 40 INTO A LEVEL 70+ FIGHT ok that’s honestly hilariously brave doesn’t she like die right away 😔 oh yeah you’ll be leveling up Again soon *praying for you*... can’t believe they don’t keep the easy bosses anymore sjdkfh that’s so rude. this game is just grind grind grind. WE NEED A BENNY STORY SO BADLY. like imagine a story with him wanting to seek out diluc because he wants to learn how to fight from a master or something like that. i saw it in a comic and i can’t stop thinking about it 😭 all of them deserve stories!!! there’s so many ways they could make it happen pls mihoyo... chongyun x xingqiu story... <333

shfkjdskdjhf nope right now i’m playing with noelle as my main damage dealer, traveller, lisa and barbara actually. so i think i have a pretty good balance atm.. 2 long range 2 short range-ish. i usually trade out barbara for another character if i have to tho, hehe. that’s only combat though ^ benny is with me when we explore. mood is me having a 5 star and not even using her... i still need to think of ways qiqi could fit into the group yk. is your group still looking the same as before? ooooh if you could rank the elements what would your ranking look like?

172!!!!! that’s a bit short though when you said tall i thought like... 190 or something sjksjdxk. wait how tall are You?

oh i just meant like... people bashing others for spending too much money on the game vs those that bash people for not spending money and complaining that they don’t get 5 star etc? idk yt comments can be so ugly though so it’s a good thing that you don’t read them sjdjdjdkd

that’s super smart!!! you just follow along the plan and delete when you come to the part. must feel so satisfying too i imagine. haha, what little notes i have i put in the notes app and just check up on when i need to. sometimes i even forget they’re there shdkdhsks. my notes are filled with half-assed dialogue or random one words notes that don’t make any sense to me anymore.. nskdhddjdj

you’re right!! so you write at night? sometimes i just open docs on my phone and write a bit before i sleep and when i wake up it’s either a grammatical mess or just... super bad hskshd the brain is simply too tired to create anything shakespeareian

nooo i’ll def check these out and let you know what i think. i’ve seen halsey being in pretty much every klance playlist on spotify so i imagine she portrays their vibes pretty nicely. doesn’t she have a song she sings about being blue and red or something... shdjfhdj such a bad description but i see it being used in edits a lot. also now that i think of it melanie has a song called pacify her that i really like!! do you like it?

THATS SO CUTE YOU ARE A CRYBABY. 🥺 same here tbh i actually like crying sometimes... sjskdjdjd like you said it just feels nice to get it all out. i cry to almost movie or series or book i read i’m a super emotional person but i also think it adds to the experience? you feel more immersed in it that way.

RIGHT??? ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! and it’s our boys 😭 and they’re cuddling 😭 under the sun 😭 ssjdjdhdjdj 😭

can’t wait to hear from you again <3 yours, ma <3

good night! more like ahhah

:o!! that’s so legendary of them wow.. <33 and yeah honestly the voice acting is phenomenal.. and all the implications behind the fight too? bakugou finally opening up? midoriya understanding that what he needs is to fight him? ugh. kiribaku is fine! fhdsjfks my brain is so full of todobaku that any other ship is really just... in the background hfskjfs but i can appreciate the relationship they have! with kiri being the only one bakugou has really acknowledged and seeing as being on the same level, that iconic hand clasp when bakugou was being rescued... i have a kiribaku fic in my drafts but idk if i can ever get to it ahha. you like them a lot right?

ikkk also i didn’t know we had to wait until the very end to buy? i have more than enough to buy it rn but when i clicked it said ‘must explore area 14 first’ and i was just... bruh. AHAHAH. okay so in my mind it’s like.. chongyun at a funky angle we’re kinda looking up at him and his body is like bent down towards us fhsdkjs idk how to describe it but i can picture it very well but i also cannot put it to paper/screen. and then his clothes are just black instead of white! HAHAH. tho i kinda wanna see if i can draw a xiao first to offer up to the gacha gods hfsdjkfs (and if i can i’ll do a version w a dark outfit too for u hehe)

legitttt im literally just logging in and grinding the talent domains every day fhsdkjfhskfhjd there are some artifacts i want as well but the domain is literally SO difficult for me fuck.

i just go in and use her skill then heal a bit and switch right away fhsdkjfsd it going alright! and then i go ham with my other 3 charas and switch back to her to heal again fhskfjd. OMGGG that’s so cute please... i miss diluc too... come back!! i wish we had a way to replay the old quests even if we get nothing out of them like i just wanna experience it again ya know.

oooo! that’s pretty nice. hfskjd you could switch barbara out for qiqi! since she’s a healer as well. omg wait you have lumine right? so your combat team has no males? legendary 😩 we love fighting queens! ya! traveller, chongyun, xiangling, fischl. and then i switch depending on the domain/boss i’m gonna fight. hmm elements I think would go: anemo, cryo, electro, pyro, hydro, geo, dendro? LMAO i reckon if i had diluc tho pyro would be higher... i also almost forgot to add geo to that list lmaooooooo oops, hbu??

I JUST SAW THE LINK.... AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! the bestest boys look how cute they’re sjdkfjdjjdd i’m obsessed. the picture where benny has his back turned sjdudjdjddnd stop. 🥺 they’re so neat. 🥺 also NO ARE YOU SERIOUS? that’s so upsetting are you gonna try it out nonetheless or do you think it’s too risky?

they’re SO neat!!! and bennett facing the other way was so fhskjfd yeah cute <3333333 I KNOWWW IM SO SAD :((( and no...... im not gonna try 😭😭😭 i told my brother about it too and he asked how many rolls i was at and i said 70 and he was straight up ‘you can’t try then’ and i was like ‘i know 😔😔’. @ xiao... i am giving up xingqiu rate up for you 😤😤😤😤 ugh i hope i can still get xingqiu in xiao’s banner tho even tho the chances will be shit. are you gonna roll ganyu’s banner?

FHSKJFSD NOOOOOO don’t tell me 172 is average for you wtf... (apparently the average male height in japan is 160cm! for reference ahah) and i myself am. one hundred and. fifty something cm hfsdjfhskjdfhskdjfhw9uehdsifhwsdkjfhsdkfhsd 😔 big sighs lmaoooooooo. how tall are you? (im assuming much taller 😔😔😔😔😔)

ooh notes app? nice ahaha. fhdkjfhskfsk hdthat’s the mood tho! if i don’t have my laptop with me i’ll write out everything on notes first then transfer to my laptop~

AHAHAH yeahhh i think mostly i do? bc during school times i’ll only write after i’m done with my work which = night time. for a while Peak writing time for me was like 1am lmfao but i do that in a like half-asleep half-conscious state so when i come back the next day at a “normal” time i run into the same issue as you fshdfkjshfs

she does!!! it’s called colours 😩 but i think the one i related to voltron most is control! there was this really good shiro edit with that song i still remember it to this day <3 yeah i do!!! i like most of melanie’s songs actually ahahah. i think my favourite for a while was show and tell~

it totally does!! like it’s satisfying as well you know... like the characters have gone through so much and you experienced that with them so it’s natural to get emotional about it. that reminds me, what kind of books do/did you read? did you read all Those YA novels ahah talking about crying has reminded me how i cried reading those..

<333 i wanna be there with them 😩 actually no i want to BE them 😩😩😩

eager for your response <33 love, c.r.

[iamtrappedinsideasnowglobe]

How would you describe hamlet's plot to an absolute fool (me) unacquainted with the story?

Hooooo boy I will now open the floodgates. So. Basically. I would watch the Hamlet movie w David Tennant because he's an a m a z i n g Hamlet and it's pretty much just the play in movie form. BUT. The general plot:So like Denmark was in a war w Norway I believe? But like. That's just occurring in the background. This boy Fortinbras is basically in the same situation as Hamlet but in Norway, and he comes out far better. You'll see. Anyway.These guards are like "yo we keep seeing the ghost of the dead king Hamlet" and Horatio is like "My lord! We keep seeing your dead dad." And Hamlet is like "oh worm, Horatio? Let me see."And uhhh Hamlet's dad has barely been tossed into the ground when King Hamlet's Brother, Claudius, marries King Hamlet's widow, Gertrude. And Hamlet is wearing black and Gertrude is like "Ham can u wear some color" and he's like "God mom it's not a phase, u incestuous slut" :/But anyway Hamlet and Horatio and some other guy I think go to see the ghost and Hamlet sees the ghost and the ghost of King Hamlet is like "CLAUDIUS MURDERED ME, GO KILL HIM" and Hamlet's like "Dad! You're back from the grave!" And Horatio tumbles in and Hamlet's like "Hey Horatio I'm gonna fake being insane for a while! I'm gonna kill Claudius! Don't tell anyone!" And the ghost is like "SWEAR. SWEAR. SWEAR!!!" And they're all like "we swear we swear!" And the ghost peaces out.So then there's Polonius and his 2 kids Laertes and Ophelia. And Polonius talks 2 much and has Laertes followed, and he's basically Big Annoying. And Laertes peaces out for a while and Ophelia is all "I think Hamlet's in love with me! 😍" This is important to know, I promise.So Hamlet begins to act crazy around his uncle/dad Claudius and mom Gertrude and they're like "you OK son??" And he's like "2 b or not 2 b, I want 2 die" and Hamlet sees Ophelia and is like "Let me get one last good look at you..... OK yeah time to go full ape shit" and Ophelia is like "something is wrong with Hamlet!!" And everyone is like "haha it's just dumb love yeH"So Claudius brings Rosencrantz and Guildenstern over to try to see what's up with Hamlet and Hamlet's like "My childhood best friends! Btw, don't try to get info out of me" and he kind of tips them off that he's got something else going on.Then, a random troupe of actors strolls up and Hamlet has them do a sad monologue that is symbolic of things in his life and what he wants and Polonius is there and is like "enough of this!" And Hamlet's like "Shut up Polonius, we all know you only like things that are risqué, let me enjoy this." And then Hamlet is like "WOW you guys act good! If I wrote a play, could you perform it?" And they're like "yea"So Hamlet basically tells them to reenact King Hamlet's death, aka, the King's brother poisons the king and marries the King's wife. He wants to know if Claudius is actually guilty. Even tho the literal ghost of his father came back from his grave to tell him. Wwhatevver.So the day of the play comes and Hamlet is being mean and making all kinds of innuendos at Ophelia and she's like "??? BOY what's wrong with you???" But the play begins and Claudius gets Big Mad and leaves and Hamlet is like HA YES I KNEW IT. YOU DID KILL MY FATHER. But quietly and in his head.So Hamlet and Horatio are dicking around in the aftermath of the play, and Rosie/Guild tell him his mom wants 2 see him. And he's like. "No. Go away. I'll see her in a minute." But he eventually does go.And he sees Claudius praying. And he's like "Time to kill Claudius!" But then he's like "Oh wait, if you kill someone who's praying then they'll go to Heaven. No. I'll wait." So he goes to see his mom.And his mom and him have a tense, weird conversation and he kind of tells her to get the hell outta her relationship with Claudius. And he sees the ghost of his father again, or thinks he does, (because, in the beginning of the play, anyone could see the ghost, and now only he can 'see' it). And he goes full ape shit wild. And he HEARS SOMEONE IN THE ROOM SHOUTING FOR HELP (to subdue Hamlet, who has gone quite mad). So he assumes it's Claudius. And shoots it. NOPE, it was Polonius, he just killed Polonius. So he's like "o dear" and takes the body and leaves. And Gertrude is like what. The. Fuck.So Hamlet hides Polonius's body and no one can find it. And Claudius is like "This is the LAST STRAW! Go away with Rosie and Guild." And so off he goes.WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW. Is that that was a trap. Rosie and Guild are unwittingly leading him to die. But they die, and Hamlet ends up captured by pirates, who bring him back home.While this has been occurring, Ophelia has slowly been going more and more crazy. She sings nonsense songs, she strips and runs around, she gives people random flowers she's picked while crying, it's bad. And one day Gertrude is like "Umm? So I just saw Ophelia fall into the river and she just looked so out of it that she actually literally drowned. She might have killed herself?? But it kind of looked like she just had no idea what was going on." So Ophelia is dead, so it goes.And Hamlet and Horatio roll back into Denmark, no one is expecting them or even really knows they're alive. And they roll in through a cemetery, and they meet a grave digger. And the grave digger is uhh digging a grave. He just yanks the bones out the ground and tosses them to the side. And Hamlet asks him whose grave it is, and the grave digger just keeps making jokes about death and not telling him. And Hamlet finds a skull and is like "Yooo, Horatio, I think this was my boy Yorick??? He was a cool dood who let me ride on his back and stuff when I was a kid. Can't believe he's dead???? His skull is just here, now????????" And he's depressed, as usual.THEN THE FUNERAL BEGINS and Hamlet sees them coming and hides and suddenly realizes THEY'RE BURYING OPHELIA (but not in the churchyard, because she potentially killed her self). And he gets big crazy and babbles and Laertes gets Big Mad at him.This is getting too long I really better rap this summary up.....Uhhh Hamlet goes back home and Claudius gets Laertes to side with him and kill Hamlet (cause Hamlet 'killed' Ophelia.) So Laertes challenges Ham to a duel (but he secretly has a poisoned weapon). Claudius says the winner gets a pearl, which he drops in a drink. Hamlet and Laertes duel. Hamlet gets cut with the poison sword, Laertes gets cut with the poison sword, Gertrude says 'I do what I want' and (knowingly?) drinks the poisonous pearl in the cup and dies, Claudius gets cut with the poison sword, basically everyone drops like flies here.And Hamlet is there, dying, and Horatio is there cradling him, tears in his eyes, and is like "Maybe there's poison enough left for me..." but Hamlet is like "No dear, sweet Horatio, don't. You have to live. If nothing else, then to tell my story. Please."And Horatio is like sobbing, "Goodnight sweet prince/may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest"AND FORTINBRAS STROLLS IN LIKE "hey I'm here to take Denmark! I worked out all my problems!" And just sees the entire royal family dead. And the rest is silence.

[sunshinykittens-blog]

Not Enough Alcohol in NYC...

Saturday, November 25 the wee hours of the morning. I think.

I would love to go to sleep right now, God knows I have been through enough chaos the past 72 hours to qualify for hazard pay, or at least PTSD treatment. The flights, the usual holiday family drama (not EVEN my family), an empty apartment, snotting all over some Tower residents, new digs…but I probably should start from the beginning…

Wednesday

When last we left our intrepid adventurer (that would be me), it was in an airport, JFK to be exact. I was waiting, along with Sunny and the 3 younger kids, for our flight out to Pasco (via Seattle) to spend the Thanksgiving weekend with her mom and oldest child. My kids weren’t going to be at my family gathering, so no sense in going home, especially since I’m spending an entire week home for Christmas. Besides, Sunny’s mom has been going through some health issues, and I haven’t seen her in forever. Sunny made all the flight arrangements, all I was supposed to do was pack my bag and be ready to go. So something I didn’t know about her before this day, seeing as I had never flown with her before: Sunny is paranoid about missing flights. I realize that this is one of the busiest days for traveling, and that means all the lines for everything would be extra long, but I am still not sure why we had to leave the apartment at 6 am for a 1:30 pm flight. Maybe she thought we’d get caught up in the parade traffic. But since The Man arranged for a car to take us to the airport (and pick us up upon our return Sunday afternoon), we didn’t have to worry about getting a cab or riding the subway (Sunny’s great idea). So yeah, I am grateful to The Man for the car. Amazingly, we checked bags and got through the security lines very quickly. We were through to the gate section of the airport by 10. Even though one of us was chosen for the random search (guess who that was). Luckily I didn’t have any contraband to speak of, so that was pretty smooth, except for them telling me I needed to get my driver’s license updated to my new address when I get back. Yet another thing for me to have to squeeze in before Christmas. Sunny suggested we grab some coffee and lunch while we waited for our plane. Over this meal is when she told me we had another 3 hours before we were scheduled to board. That’s when I made my last post. (BTW, the girl child is an extremely talented artist, I’ll have to post some of her work sometime soon. Oh, and Sunny did manage to catch the loose cannon. When last I saw, all the kids were still alive.)

I will say this, at least Sunny got us first class seats for our flights (yes, I said flights). It was nice, but we were kind of spread out a bit. Which is nothing compared to the connecting flight in Chicago, which was delayed over an hour for mechanical problems, and we got bumped to another plane, and everyone was pretty scattered then. For our final leg from Salt Lake, though, we were in one cluster of seats, thanks to the airline folks feeling bad for us having missed that connecting flight. After they saw how frazzled she was with the middle child, who kept wandering off. But we arrived safely at our destination airport only about 2 hours later than scheduled. Oh yes, and every time we hit an airport with wifi, Sunny would get a gazillion messages from the oldest child asking why we weren’t there. I felt bad for Sunny, so I admit I bought her a drink in Chicago and Salt Lake. And then I paid for a taxi van to drive us from the airport to her mom’s house so we wouldn’t have to wait for a shuttle.

Didn’t take long for the drama to start when we got there, though. There was only one bed in the house, and that belonged to Sunny’s Mom. The oldest hadn’t even put her bed together, so we were all sleeping on the floor. I haven’t done that in I don’t know how long. Mom started in on how worried she’d been and why were we late, and then blaming Sunny for not getting there any sooner (like we can just hijack the plane or something). But like I said before, Mom had recently had some health problems, so I just tried to overlook it and be there to support Sunny. She was going to need it. Then we all stayed up way too late (with far too little alcohol), and finally got to bed at some point after midnight. I whispered to Sunny as we were drifting off that had I known we were going to sleep on the floor, I’d have rented a car and got a hotel room. Or at least rented some rollaway beds.

Thursday, Thanksgiving

Well, this day started entirely too early for a regular day, much less a holiday, even with the extra time we got for being 3 hours later than home time. Mom had said she needed help cooking, and we were fine with that. But she needed to oversee everything and everyone, assuming we had never entered a kitchen before in our lives. By the way, who in their right mind puts an egg into their literal Stovetop Stuffing? Menu was pretty good, very standard: ham (instead of turkey, which was fine with me), stuffing, green bean casserole, sweet potato soufflé, rolls, and 2 kinds of pie with whipped cream. It was a store bought kind of meal; everything came out of a box, can, or bag, or was bought ready to serve like the ham. Except the pumpkin pie. The Airport Problem Child made that and did a really good job, if I do say so myself. Which I do. So as soon as everything was cooked, we had to eat – right that second! Dinner conversation included why in the world did Sunny move so far away, why didn’t she tell her mom and oldest before she moved, why didn’t she find a man and settle down, how her mom’s health was (not good and how much worse it was getting every second that Sunny wasn’t caving), how the kids liked school, Sunny works too much, maybe at least she could find a husband in New York, how were my kids doing, and when was she moving back to Washington. We tried deflecting most of that by saying we had good jobs that we liked, we were making really good money at them, and we were about to move into a secure building at the first of next month. After dinner (with an unhealthy side of stress and heartburn), everyone retired for a nap. Except for Sunny. She stayed up to clean. Of course I stayed up with her. And it took every bit of 2 hours to clean. After which, the tree came out.

Sunny is not a Christmas person, she really doesn’t like it at all. She feels it’s entirely over commercialized, which I agree with. Unlike her, I enjoy the holiday season with full gusto. My only complaint is with people who have conniption fits when people break out the Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. I also find these are the same ones who then start complaining that there isn’t enough time in the Christmas season to get everything done that they want to do – starting the day after Thanksgiving. Anyway, Sunny was going to be aggravated with the evening. So first, her mom put on some Christmas station with some really annoying, tacky Christmas music. And let me tell you, that is really saying something coming from me. I love all Christmas music. At least I thought so until that night. I mean nobody liked it. Not even Sunny’s mom! And then the tree, it’s a wonder Sunny hasn’t ground her teeth down to stumps. It’s kind of old, but we couldn’t get her mom to let us run out and buy a new one. And the lights…it’s a wonder they can’t see that thing from space. You know those sort of net-type lights, the kind you drape over the shrubs outside? 5 of them. Draped onto a 6 foot tree. Then we had to add another 15 strings of plain white lights. I tell you, I needed shades when we plugged in the tree. Then the ornaments, a mix of glass, plastic, and handmade kids ornaments, and then those irritating silvery plastic icicles, the kind that clog up the vacuum. Then, just when we were starting to get into the tacky music, Mom changed it to something equally obnoxious.

About an hour later, I was questioning my decision to be there for the whole weekend. Because that’s when the oldest started in on how unfair life was and how hard she has it there. I could tell she was angling to move with us. Allow me to say one thing about the eldest child: Super Social Justice Warrior Snowflake, she’s about as far from me on the spectrum politically, religiously, and socially as you can get. And before we had left New York, Sunny made me promise that I would not start a fight with her. In other words, I’m surprised that I didn’t bite my tongue off in the short time I was exposed to her awake. She went all over the place from one thing to another, but finally I’d had enough. In fact, I don’t even remember what it was she said, or even what I said, only that I finally blew up and smacked her with an opinion that should have given her a heart attack right then and there. But her face welled up and she stormed off to her room, slamming the door shut and sobbing loud enough to be heard in Seattle. I just looked at Sunny and said I needed to get some air. I grabbed my coat and headed out the door. I walked for a good while, too bad I don’t have a fitness tracker because I easily walked 10k steps. I finally got so cold I went back inside (no hot water for a shower, but I’ve come to not expect that), and crashed in the living room with the kids instead of in the eldest child’s room with Sunny. I slept very little, eventually getting up literally at the crack of dawn for another walk.

Friday

Overnight I had come to the conclusion that neither my blood pressure nor Sunny’s family could take me sticking around for the rest of the weekend. As soon as I walked out of the door, I was on my phone with the airlines looking for the first flight out. I agreed to be on standby; even an airport had to be better atmosphere. I called a taxi, and realized everything except for my carry on bag was still in the bedroom where Sunny, the artist, and eldest child were still asleep. I was not about to go in and risk waking the crew. Instead, I tiptoed over the boys and went to the kitchen to leave a note.

“Sunny, Needed to fly back quickly. Can you please bring my suitcase when you come? See you in a couple of days. Call when I get home. Tell your mom thanks for dinner. Kate”

I carefully gathered my few things in the living room and made for the door. The youngest sat up and rubbed his eyes, then asked where I was going. I lied to the boy, told him I was needed at work, and that I’d see him in a few days. He shrugged, nodded, yawned, and went back to sleep.

I sat in the airport for only a couple of hours before I got on a flight to Denver, where I sat for two hours before I got a plane to New York. From JFK, I took a taxi back to the apartment. As I was walking up the three flights to the apartment, all I wanted to do was take a long hot bath, cuddle with my Spazzie, and get a full night’s sleep. I planned to spend the rest of the weekend lounging around and maybe doing some packing for the impending move looming on the horizon. It was about 11 pm. I unlocked the door to my apartment, stepped in, turned on the lights and saw…nothing.

Literally nothing. Every single thing was missing from our apartment. No futon in the living room. No dishes in the cabinets. No towels in the bathroom. And, the horror hit me as I realized, EVEN THE CATS WERE MISSING!!! For the third time since I moved to New York, I was dialing 911 to report a theft. And, bless her heart, Officer Yang came to take the report. I tried to give a pretty good description of what was missing. Her partner went down to the super’s apartment but there was no response. About half past midnight, Jake’s mom came home from her shift and looked in. We found out from her that a group of men had come first thing that morning and had been packing up our stuff. She had assumed that she had misremembered the date of our move. She offered to let me stay in their apartment, but I didn’t relish another night sleeping on the floor. Instead I called a cab as soon as the police left.

I had thought about going to a hotel, but figured they would pretty much be booked solid. I decided the best place for me to go would be to the Tower. I knew there were comfortable looking sofas, at least, and I figured that all the residents were gone for the holiday. Maybe I could convince The Man to hurry up the remodel because we really did have nothing. No sense in buying furniture, moving into the old apartment to just have to move it the following week. I had the taxi drop me off at the Tower, and I stood just outside to make the phone call I was dreading. I had to tell Sunny we had been cleaned out. I got her voicemail, which made some sense to me. It was closing in on 1:30 am, which was 10:30 pm there.  And her mom was always fussing about her being on her phone. I left her a message and promised to call after I got some sleep. Then I went inside.

The night guard was someone I hadn’t met before, but I had my badge so he let me in. The elevator ride up was the longest leg of my journey. I was reviewing all the events in my head and was starting to feel overwhelmed when the doors opened on the 91st floor. I had decided that I was going to have a cup of tea before trying to find a blanket and settling in on the sofa in the lounge. Surely The Man wouldn’t begrudge me that after everything I had been through. I hung up my coat and stashed my carry on in the closet and entered the common area, headed to the stove to heat water in the rarely-used kettle.

Standing at the island were three men. I recognized Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes from news stories I had seen over the years. The other one was unfamiliar to me. They were casually dressed, sweatpants and tees. It appeared they had just come down from the training room, they were slightly sweaty with a healthy glow. Captain Rogers was pouring some post-workout smoothie thing into glasses. I took a deep breath, feeling everything from the past few days welling up behind my eyes, and my nose starting to tingle and burn. I was desperately trying to contain my emotions in front of the people that I was definitely going to be running into in the halls and elevators, residents of the Tower. I was not going to lose control.

They glanced over at me as I came in. Captain Rogers welcomed me, asking if I was one of the housekeepers. I told him I was and then he said he thought we’d be back Sunday evening and where was my partner. I told him that she was still in Washington, and we were supposed to be back Sunday, but I had to leave early. Sergeant Barnes then asked why. And I think that’s where I started to lose that tenuous hold on my emotions. I tried telling them about the disastrous 24 hours that Thanksgiving had been, but I think I became a bit flustered. I don’t think I was making sentences. And then pieces of the past 2 days came spilling out and I absolutely burst into tears. Next thing I knew, I was seated on a stool at the island, Sergeant Barnes was doing his best to awkwardly comfort me with an arm around my shoulders, and the man I didn’t know was pressing a tumbler of some form of alcohol into my hand and demanding that Captain Rogers go find Mr. Stark and bring him up immediately. Before long, hthe Captain had returned with The Man Himself in tow. I will admit, he was concerned to see me sitting there sobbing, and he asked me what was wrong. I lost it again, someone handed me a handkerchief, and after about 5 more minutes, I regained some control. I blew my nose, took a deep breath and started to speak, but when I tossed back half the dark amber liquid, there went my voice.

When it returned, I told him as calmly as I could about the stress at Sunny’s mom’s house, that I just had to leave before really bad things were said, the layovers, the crying babies, coming home to a literally empty apartment, finishing up with the emotional outbursts they had all just experienced, which I assured him was a rare occasion, and could I please have a blanket so I could crash on the sofa. I finished the drink while waiting for the answer. I noticed glares aimed at The Man from the others in the room. And then the Captain threatened to call Miss Potts. Finally The Man said to follow him.

We went down on the elevator together, all four of us. I could almost feel the heat of the glares directed at my boss. This was the second elevator ride I’d had with him that was in complete silence, but somehow I felt like the awkwardness was coming from him this time. The doors opened on the 62nd floor.  I followed The Man down the hall to the door opposite the one he had showed us at the beginning of the week, the others behind me like some sort of guard or something. I now thought that what he was going to do was bring up a bed for me. Maybe this convinced him to complete the remodeling ASAP. But when I stepped into the now opened doorway, I was completely flummoxed. There, inside that room, was my apartment. Complete with cats. Spazzie came racing towards me and I scooped him up cuddling and scratching behind his ears. And I started crying again. I put him down for a minute and asked what the hell was going on.

The Man shrugged and told me he’d figured it would be great if we came back and found everything already moved in. One less thing for us to worry about, as it were. They had gone in, packed everything up and moved it, though they hadn’t known what stuff was mine and what was Sunny’s, so unfortunately we were going to have to go through the boxes ourselves. I was really jet lagged, and it was after 2 in the morning, so it took a little while for everything to sink in. But when it did…

I yelled, I screamed at him, I cried big fat hot mad tears. Sergeant Barnes smirked, thoroughly enjoying every word. Sunny’s cat, Aaron, came into the room and started pawing at me. I scooped him up and continued ranting. And then I realized something was climbing my leg. I looked down to see this cute little gray tabby kitten working its way up. And that was most definitely not my cat. I’d never seen it before. The guys all insisted that it must be ours because it was inside the apartment when they packed it up. And it had a collar. About then I felt all my energy drain from my body. I ordered them out and told them that we would finish this conversation tomorrow. I fell into the bed in the bedroom and pulled a comforter up over me. Spazzie curled up behind my knees, Aaron was behind me, and the kitten sprawled out on the pillow next to me. I’ve got to call Sunny tomorrow to let her know everything is OK and to just come to the Tower as soon as she gets in. But right now I need to sleep.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

my highlights list of Owl City songs

maybe you’ve only heard like “fireflies” and you dont have shit taste and aren’t a coward and so you’ve always hoped i’d make a list of imo extra standout owl city songs; maybe i just wanted to make something like this list even though i didnt try that hard to cut it down and it would change every day and i dont think i dislike any of his songs and could give reasons why i especially like some element of pretty much each of them

Assuming Everyone’s Also Heard: VANILLA TWILIGHT (Ocean Eyes), GOOD TIME (The Midsummer Station) they’re both amazing. vanilla twilight is intense and good for when you’re looking at a nice sunset and feeling brave. shaq is in the music video. that carly rae jepsen and adam young happened to team up was a great move by whoever initiated it, and good time is iconic, and there’s a version where carly rae jepsen is also singing the chorus and its better but i dont really know how to search for it in particular because its otherwise identical

***HELLO SEATTLE*** (Ocean Eyes) this was on the radio too so it couldve gone in the above section but it needs its own. im not sure i’d say this is officially my favorite owl city song but if someone hadnt heard anything by owl city this is the one i’d choose to represent his entire vibe and be the first impression. and you’d think nobody could possibly remix it but adam young himself did and its fantastic and relatable even though the only lyrics are the occasional words “hello seattle.” technically the first version of this song is on the album “of june” and theyre both good but i like the ocean eyes version best

DESIGNER SKYLINE (Of June) the most upbeat song on the album probably. adam young is very very good at lyrics and some elements of this include his imagery, rhythm, alliteration, wordplay, and general ability to make the words in a song both euphonic in the sound along but also be very Pretty content wise. ok im most serious about how good he is with lyrics so maybe i’ll be more concise after this one

FUZZY BLUE LIGHTS (Of June) owl city songs aren’t depressing or even really Sad even when they’re sad (w/ some exceptions…cough silhouette) but they’re good if you are / have been a Sad Person Who Lives In Their Head because thats what a lot of the songs are about / the perspective theyre from. this one sounds like that and also like an overcast day

***IF MY HEART WAS A HOUSE*** (Ocean Eyes) the Best love song of the whole discography imo. it goes hard as fuck. i don’t date but for the duration of this song i have a gf/bf/nb-f

THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG (Ocean Eyes) one of the best and another one of the best love songs. im especially partial to the winter theme now o course. this super cool thing happens in the middle with amazing lyrics and this volume effect. the instrumental versions of this and if my heart was a house are also killer

ANGELS (All Things Bright And Beautiful) adam young loves jesus a whole lot; this song is about literal christian angels. i love the alliteration of the lines “in the dust on the cellar staircase / a pair of footprints followed me / i saw a flicker in the fake fireplace”. not many owl city songs are from both an upbeat perspective AND have upbeat music, and this one’s chorus really goes for it. adam y.’s pretty excited about jesus stuff i think and so when he channels that in songs especially about jesus, it’s pretty energetic. but for the most part his songs arent overtly christian save maybe some passing references, so if thats a concern dont worry

***GALAXIES*** (ATBAB) for example, this one definitely has a jesus line. but this is just one of the references to an unspecified “he” which means it could also just be interpreted as gay. (owl city belongs to the gays btw) and this really is a song to go ham to and listen to it with stereo speakers because one of my fave parts relies on that. the intro is a bit jarring because the outro of “january 28, 1986” is meant to transition into this one

DEMENTIA (The Midsummer Station) i’d put this as a highlight but recognize its coz its a personal fave. it sounds like it would be incredibly depressing of course but it has nothing to do with actual dementia thank god. it’s a love song and very upbeat in both sound and content. i’m hugely partial to the lyrics, especially the pairs “every light in the night flickered in and out / every bone in my back shivered up and down”; “every voice in my head shouted yes and no / every freight train of thought fought to stop and go”; “every tear in my eyes dripped and wouldn’t drop / every disc in my spine shook and couldn’t stop” and “every hand let me go that i tried to hold / every warm-hearted love left me freezing cold”

KISS ME BABE, IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME (single) he has a bunch of random christmas singles and this ones the best. the titles ridiculous and i love it, and the song isn’t really about anything and i love it. it is such a bop. “peppermint winter” and “humbug” are the other best xmas ones

SHOOTING STAR (Midsummer) half the songs on this album are summery dancey songs about having fun with other people (usually owl city songs are about being lonely or having fun with one other person tops by cloudwatching, so this album is unusual in that regard and rocks out a bit which is also unusual as per owl city’s tendency to sound really dreamy or otherwise fairly light. it bothers people who are in the “the old stuff is better” camp of everything) and the other half are upbeat summery songs that are encouraging and tell you you’re a good and special person. this one is the latter and a lot of fun. i like the lyrics and melody of the lines “fan a flame so hot it melts our hearts” and “let your colors burn and brightly burst / into a million sparks that all disperse / and illuminate a world that’ll try to bring you down” (but not this time)

GOLD (Midsummer) same category song as above (title refers to “i know you’re gold”). it’s great and sung to a person about to go off and do something and you’re telling them they can totally do it because they’re great. i maintain that one of the Owl City Signature Moves is The Affectionate Sigh: he’s very good at working in words sung with a rising/falling tone, a la a sigh, and its an upbeat delivery not like a “im sad” sigh. when it happens in this song is my favorite part of the whole thing, at the end of the line: “you’ll never be far, i’m keeping you near, inside of my heart, you’re he^re”

BEAUTIFUL TIMES (Ultraviolet EP) the songs on ultraviolet all have a super cool sound, kind of mixing the more loud/layered/noisy quality of midsummer station with the more introverted vibe he usually has, and are all kind of about being stressed and sad but looking to something or someone and kind of seeing a chance to feel okay. “this isn’t the end” is completely about a girl who’s dad kills himself but it has the really good line “you fight to survive cuz you made it this far” and otherwise has a technically uplifting end but without much of the “you shouldnt kill yourself because life is magical” bs which is useless and irrelevant imo but instead the “life is chaotic and you cant say the future is going to be good but it exists and meanwhile you’re not dead yet” which is an infinitely more thoughtful approach. but anyways, about beautiful times: its also about being happy but usually being really sad (“this fight of my life is so hard (so hard, so hard) but i’m gonna survive, oh oh these are beautiful times,”) and also isnt very patronizing about the subject (the prospect/aspiration of feeling happy when you’re a Sad Person) and frames everything in having had damagingly negative feelings while still being overall positive. i really like the way he sings into the first few verses with an echo of what will be the first couple of words, overlapping slightly and growing in volume before taking you right into the actual start of the verse. this is the most upbeat sounding song of the EP imo

THUNDERSTRUCK (Mobile Orchestra) the intro alone is killer. one of the most Go Hard to songs of the owl city discography. proudly carries the tradition of singing about ghosts (see: plant life, a fun-to-sing-along-to song all about an actual haunted house)

BACK HOME (Mo Orch) this album has a lot of sounds that, while familiar, are different from any of the other albums, like this one which is very very country. it goes hard as fuck. it uses the word “fireflies” for the first time since fireflies. i love it

CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU (M.O.) personal fave of the album is mostly why this is here. as the title suggests its a dramatic love song, i love how pumped the chorus is and the way the outro sounds. Love To Sing Along

***WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?*** this is peak “happy music, sad lyrics” even though thats everywhere in owl city music, its pretty rare to find songs that are straightforwardly happy. this song is a banger and lyrically crushing. i guess its in the “bittersweet” category like a shit ton of owl city songs are, but still. this song changed our lives

I HOPE YOU THINK OF ME has this sick chill drumbeat throughout the song which is kind of rare. it kind of fuses his underwater type sound with his going hard as hell sound. like, it would be like the choreography of “bet on it” if i was listening to this song while standing up. you get really into the lyrics. i love this part at the end where the music pulls back for just a second while he goes “the thought is KILLING me!” shoutout to “kamikaze” where he yells half of it and its invigorating, shoutout to “paper tigers” which is an amazing song that hasnt shown up on an album

SUNBURN (Ocean Eyes) possibly the cutest owl city song. it has a sweet guitar riff. cute sweet, not sickass sweet.

HOT AIR BALLOON (Ocean Eyes) possibly the happiest owl city song. extremely cute but not as cute as sunburn but happier than sunburn.

BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY killer intro, really upbeat, the melody of the verses is great and the chorus goes pretty hard

RAINBOW VEINS (Maybe I’m Dreaming) another top level cute and happy song (“cheer up and dry your damp eyes, and tell me when it rains, and i’ll blend up that rainbow above you, and shoot it through your veins”) and has a top tier chilled out whispery interlude/bridge/whatever that then throws you into this pumped up finale

THE YACHT CLUB (ATBAB) speaking of being thrown into a pumped up finale, this does that too. so does “umbrella beach.” this one goes hardest imo and the live version of it goes even harder than that. plus the lyrics are amazing and the alliteration is stellar

***SUPER HONEYMOON*** (Maybe I’m Dreaming) consistently one of my top tier faves. i like the semi staccato delivery of parts of the lyrics, the music is fantastic, also very Classic Example of owl city

SKY DIVER (MID) super dreamy and pretty and bittersweet sounding, classic

HALCYON a bop!!! electronica on electronica

SLEEPWALKER so fun and sounds like a song to be going to the beach to

YOUTOPIA (ft. Adam Young) obvs not owl city but i’m putting it in, the full 4 min version. not only dreamy and bittersweet but one thing i always love in music is an unresolved musical phrase repeating on end. there’s also this part in the middle where his vocals kind of layer and grow and it has a long E sound and when he lingers on the long E its one of those things that would be grating except for its actually great because of that. see: honey and the bee

MR. HEARTACHE (ft. Adam Young) a total bop about being sad. like i wanna jump around to this song. see: tokyo, the song by adam young (owl city) featuring the artists of this one, SEKAI NO OWARI, which has my fave lyric “are you having fun yet, i’ll send you the sunset, i love the most”

FIREFLIES (Said the Sky remix) the intro to this is like, oh my god. the only fireflies remix the world needs.

UMBRELLA BEACH (Long Lost Sun remix) the original is great but i love this version even more. the finale is fantastic and exuberant

THAT’S IT i could include all the songs because i have good things to say and specific things to point out about each of them. for example: dental care is a masterpiece of puns. puns are a running theme in owl city. so is ghosts, the sky, the ocean, and The Affectionate Sigh. if you listen to enough songs you find repetitions of certain phrases like “oh darling i wish you were here,” “i feel like a postcard, i wish you were here,” “like hundreds of postcards, that say i wish you were here” and someone should make a post of all of them. it would be me if i had a laptop. anyways i like owl city you’re welcome for this post

[venus-sanctuary]

hamilton: a summary

alexander hamilton: damn ham u been through some shit

aaron burr, sir: um excuse me can u be my friend

my shot: nvm i got other friends also let's go to war

the story of tonight: my friends and i are probs gonna die but we're okay with it

the schuyler sisters: feminist!angelica is canon

farmer refuted: @samuel seabury shut ur fuck pls

you'll be back: america is in an abusive relationship w king george

right hand man: burr gets rekt

a winter's ball: angelica would be ashamed of u, ham n burr

helpless: ham is so cute and pretty btw i married him

satisfied: ham is so cute and pretty btw my sis married him

the story of tonight-reprise: everyone is happy and no one is dead

wait for it: burr does nothing

stay alive: charles lee shit his pants

ten duel commandments: can u count

meet me inside: oooh ham's in trooouubblleee

that would be enough: learn to appreciate what the fuck u have ham

guns and ships: dam lafayette can rap fast

history has its eyes on you: ham is back

yorktown (the world turned upside down): fuckin finally we won

what comes next?: king george is pissy

dear theodosia: babies and foreshadowing

non-stop: shut it up ham

what'd i miss: jefferson is the blitz

cabinet battle #1: people like money too much

take a break: ham is emotionally unavailable for his family

say no to this: ham,,,,,no,,,...,,.

the room where is happens: burr is left out

schuyler defeated: burr is back

cabinet battle #2: the Betrayal to lafayette

washington on your side: senpai notice me

one last time: washington: i'm tired bye

i know him: george is still relevant ???

the adams administration: fat shaming isn't cool ham

we know: ham,,,,,..,,.,...,..no,...,.,,,,,.,..,.,.,

hurricane: they can't tell everyone if i tell everyone first ha who's the idiot now

the reynolds pamphlet: angelica is savage

burn: eliza is so good and pure

blow us all away: my heart

stay alive-reprise: my hEART

it's quiet uptown: ELIZA IS AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN PROTECT HER

the election of 1800: everyone still cares about ham's opinion for some reason

your obedient servent: "pass the salt" just pass ham or burr i swear this is the saltiest song u will ever hear

best of wives and best of women: LITERALLY ELIZA DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN U HAM

the world was wide enough: burr done fucked up

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza's fucking amazing seriously how tf did ham get her ?????

[ratpuppet3918]

hamilton: a summary

alexander hamilton: damn ham u been through some shit

aaron burr, sir: um excuse me can u be my friend

my shot: nvm i got other friends also let's go to war

the story of tonight: my friends and i are probs gonna die but we're okay with it

the schuyler sisters: feminist!angelica is canon

farmer refuted: @samuel seabury shut ur fuck pls

you'll be back: america is in an abusive relationship w king george

right hand man: burr gets rekt

a winter's ball: angelica would be ashamed of u, ham n burr

helpless: ham is so cute and pretty btw i married him

satisfied: ham is so cute and pretty btw my sis married him

the story of tonight-reprise: everyone is happy and no one is dead

wait for it: burr does nothing

stay alive: charles lee shit his pants

ten duel commandments: can u count

meet me inside: oooh ham's in trooouubblleee

that would be enough: learn to appreciate what the fuck u have ham

guns and ships: dam lafayette can rap fast

history has its eyes on you: ham is back

yorktown (the world turned upside down): fuckin finally we won

what comes next?: king george is pissy

dear theodosia: babies and foreshadowing

non-stop: shut it up ham

what'd i miss: jefferson is the blitz

cabinet battle #1: people like money too much

take a break: ham is emotionally unavailable for his family

say no to this: ham,,,,,no,,,...,,.

the room where is happens: burr is left out

schuyler defeated: burr is back

cabinet battle #2: the Betrayal to lafayette

washington on your side: senpai notice me

one last time: washington: i'm tired bye

i know him: george is still relevant ???

the adams administration: fat shaming isn't cool ham

we know: ham,,,,,..,,.,...,..no,...,.,,,,,.,..,.,.,

hurricane: they can't tell everyone if i tell everyone first ha who's the idiot now

the reynolds pamphlet: angelica is savage

burn: eliza is so good and pure

blow us all away: my heart

stay alive-reprise: my hEART

it's quiet uptown: ELIZA IS AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN PROTECT HER

the election of 1800: everyone still cares about ham's opinion for some reason

your obedient servent: "pass the salt" just pass ham or burr i swear this is the saltiest song u will ever hear

best of wives and best of women: LITERALLY ELIZA DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN U HAM

the world was wide enough: burr done fucked up

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza's fucking amazing seriously how tf did ham get her ?????