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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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Assassinate Him.

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i am madly okay with you

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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

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a good apron hugs your voluptuous curves tight like bondage. only then can you enter the chef zone

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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

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im always clenching my jaw for no reason like girl what's the issue talk to me baby

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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

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He itched his vagina thoughtfully

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Watching Ralph in anguish fuels me

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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a comic about a button

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