Snow/Abeille | She/Her | 20's | pfp credit @binary-bird
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the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself
#me finding out millie bobbie brown is married with a baby at 21#girl you are still of adoptable age tf
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always fascinated by which things people assume are unique to their culture and which they assume are universal. listening to an australian podcast right now and they are very confident that nobody will understand that 'cozzie' is short for 'swimming costume' and explain it every time it comes up, but they give zero information about swooping season because surely everyone gets attacked by birds for like a month a year
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how life starts to feel when you fail and for the first time in your life you think ‘whatever, I’ll try again’

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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services
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We need to invent more teeth asap
#i already only have 24 teeth my mouth cant fit more#well. 25 and 26 were on the roof of my mouth. we could invent teeth that go there?
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What media should children be watching
they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again
#hercules#not a vhs but sky high#little mermaid obvi#aladdin#lion king 1 1/2#bbc's eyewitness dinosaurs#walking with dinosaurs#the movie that was just called dinosaur#other dinosaur tapes#we didnt have them but we would rent pokemon and the land before time frequently
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crazy how you can be scared about something and then it’s over and you don’t have to be scared anymore. and sometimes you still are. but mostly it’s just over
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Sometimes I think "bunjywunjy is a fish" in the cadence of "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear" and then I wonder, how would you finish that rhyme?
I have confidence that tumblr can figure it out
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thanks tumblr for taking down my piece about censorship! heres a more censored version. i think its an improvement, really
(hey. you can still see it uncensored on bluesky.)
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Remember just dance for the wii
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Who up wanting to send me asks
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Avian august day 11: 'Anianiau
Stickers and prints available on my redbubble!
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An 'io (Hawaiian hawk) sketch for Avian August!
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