#go extinct

[academic-vampire]

If you’d like to find me, I can be found burning everything I’ve ever written.

[ineffably-graham]

only disney would queerbait us in the year of our lord 2023

most mainstream western tv dealt with the queerbaiting bonanza and started making things actually gay after 2015. 2019 at the latest. we were past it. spn was meant to be the last of its kind

[goodbyeangelfromsal]

a gnat has killed itself in my cappuccino... it was still warm WHY DID YOU DO THAT. YOUR LIFESPAN IS LIKE FIVE SECONDS YOU COULD HAVE DIED LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE.

[gayvampyr]

i hate talking to people who aren’t aware of or just don’t care how disastrous climate change is. i say “summer is lasting too long” and they go “but i like the warm weather! :)” 😐

[murdrdocs]

need logan to be all "you're too young for me." and of course you're all, "aren't you like 200 and something years old? anyone still alive would be too young for you."

and logan tries to resist. even if he is old as shit, he basically has the body of a fifty-something year old man, and the attitude to match it. so you, a 20-something year old with too much determination for your age, shouldn't even be included in the same conversation as him unless it's in a professional or friendly capacity. but you refuse to give up, because you see the way he looks at you.

he might think his words alone are enough to turn you off, but he's completely obvious when he lets his eyes skim down your body. you keep pushing him and pushing him and pushing him until eventually he's letting you push him down onto your bed.

and god he absolutely loses himself in the feeling of your pussy. the way your stamina comes close to matching him. the sound of your moans and the look of your face as you ride him until you physically can't anymore. it's so addicting, so logan really has no choice but to keep you around for a bit.

[massiveladycat]

oswald is the only kid in the fnaf franchise to clutch a 1v4 with animatronics and make not so worn down springtrap stunned with one HAND HE GOT SPRINGTRAP SITTING ON THE FLOOR FOR A MINUTE??? OSWALD WAS THROWING HANDS WITH 6 FOOT ANIMATRONICS AND WON. AND HE DIDNT HAVE GLAMROCK FREDDY. MY NEW FAVORITE PROTAGONIST DEADASS!!!

[milkywayes]

space monkey x earth dinosaur costumes purchased off space temu (a subdivision of elkoss combine)

[emacrow]

First, It was Barb was doing night checks on wayne manor cameras surveillance pt 2

Previous post pt 1

She was in a bit of awe when she saw the newest very rare exotic flower Alfred got bloom under the light of the full moon, revealing beautiful crystallized like petals blossom, only for her widening eyes to take noticed of a tiny little pixie like child to pop his little head out of the center of the flower.

His hair was unnatural white fluff like a dandelion in her opinion, eyes glowing an otherworldly green, freckles that sparkle like the stars themselves, ears a bit long and pointy, wearing a odd clothing with a needles strapped to his back, that she could barely catch in camera, the static buzzing sound from her cameras was making it a bit difficult to hear what sound the tiny little fairy boy made as he floated above zooming around the garden a bit like he was excited.

It made barb's inner child squeals, screaming, flipping her tiny princess table at the possibly of Nederland being possible.

Curious little bug, floating around like the fairies in Disney like except of the Glow pixie dust like she seen on the movies, he left a trail of blueish green light that faded away rather quickly with the way he was flying into the slightly opened kitchen's window...

Wait a goddamm minutes..

Barb immediately switch cameras to the kitchen, looking around, only to see it went through the hallway already, switching cameras again, checking the living room, the hallways, only to catch a glimpse of trail glow zooming around.

Crap crap. OK, no need to panic Barb. What do curious pixie like fairies out in the human world.. bring the season right?!, play with children like that Bell fairy did? Finds and take lost things and secretly repair lost things?..! Fairies are weak without pixie dust, they don't live long without it, each fairies has a different part of the seasons, and if you don't believe in them then they immediately die and that cause imbalance in the world without their influence unless you truly believe in fairies to bring back one fairy.(she went through a whole fairy obsession phase as a kid, she still mourns the lost of the create your fairy open world game)

The fairy must've Found a new type of pixie dust to fly without wings if she could recall that one sequel with the new pixie dusts colors thing..?

It was like a game of Where Waldo except where the little mythical fairy boy that couldn't possibly- no no barb don't think about the taboo words, if you think about it and this poor mythical being dies due to your words then the guilt will haunt you Forever.

3 hours in the catch the glimpse of the fairy boy, flying back at to his little flower holding a tiny cube of sugar, a shiny tiny object that she can't get a clear of, and a plump blueberry the size of his little hesr as he lands in the petals that were closing around him. Crystallized back close as if to guard this little fairy being with its own life.

Right when the full moon glimpse was gone out of the sight of the garden from the sky when the smog cloud from the city covering once more.. Barb is writing that down in her notes..

[feather-bone]

This is the devil’s hole pupfish! A tiny species that lives only in One water-filled limestone cavern in Nevada. It was one of the first animals on the endangered species list. At the last count in 2022 there were 263 pupfish observed - the most in 19 years! They’re tracked pretty carefully, as their 215 square foot habitat (the smallest of any know vertebrate) is fragile and has been disturbed in the past by groundwater extraction and other human interference.

[ID: an illustration of a shiny metallic blue fish, the male devil’s hole pupfish, facing to the right. It is on a lighter blue background with a ripple pattern. End.] l

[glassiskies]

Okay I may have gotten carried away. This is based on @fellshish’s post (tldr aziraphale gets a hold of crowley’s phone and sees selfies from the bodyswap) I promise I PLANNED to make it sweeter but then I thought it would be really funny if the selfies were more like blackmail material than anything else. And Aziraphale is a nosy bitch (affectionate.) oops

[yb-cringe]

the fun thing about qsmp is that its somewhat the opposite to lord of the flies in that instead of a bunch of people getting lost on an island and losing their humanity, arguably it could be said that being on the island has subdued the islanders into acting more human considering the amount of times theyve all said the second their loved ones are gone they'll raze the whole thing to the ground

[crowleys-dark-sunglasses]

Thinking about Neil from dead poets society and how in the beginning of the movie mr. keating does the iconic "poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for"

Then at the end of the movie after Neil's dad stops him from acting, he dies. Neil didn't have love and he wasn't allowed to experience the poetry and beauty of his passion. So he didn't stay alive.

And I think it's what really makes this movie great, showing how without our creative passions, we're nothing but unhappy machines stuck in a never ending loop of monotony that isn't worth living in.

Which can also be applied to today and how everything is based on numbers, no big media company creates just to create anymore. They take numbers and just make something that The Numbers say will make them the most money.

[greenpitbullzombie]

Mr. Whitmore having an aquarium of coelacanth in the year 1914 is hilarious. 😅

[normalfem]

Declining birthrates is a beautiful thing. I love birth control and abortion and separatism 💙

[bunabi]

hmm this mindset that a catastrophe isn't '''real''' until someone you personally know literally dies in your arms is gonna get us all killed I think 🧍🏾‍♀️

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 98

So there’s been a leucistic raven around the area I live and they are giving me ideas. 

 Danny is having fun. He’s on vacation! Sort of. Look, the GIW can barely find ecto-animals, and apparently being a halfa means that once Amorpho helped him with shapeshifting, he was golden. Well not literally, apparently his form’s coloration is based on his hair. So. But even then, who expects a raven of all things to be stopping crimes? Or aiding them. Look, the plant-lady has the right idea and he thinks Sam would adore her. Er, as long as she doesn’t kill anyone that is. 

 And Clockwork even gave his approval to do some time shenanigans too! Apparently there’s some super-speed heroes who he’s getting frustrated with and he’s allowed to follow them back in time to mess with their own stumbling through the time stream. Or something, does he really care? No, he’s on vacation! 

 But his absolute favorite has to be this sad funky british man and this age-shifting magic boy. He of course brings them all the best gossip- and food for the kid. Look, just because he’s on vacation doesn’t mean he’s gonna’ be heartless. He remembers how it is as a teenage-hero and the kid is like, ten so. 

 Though he’s pretty sure Mr sad-trench coat dude knows he’s not a normal raven but it’s hilarious to hear him try to figure it out.