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( Credit to @silencesuffocates [original post ] )
#hannibal’s just like#go back to sleep dude#but plot twist#…turns out the stag wasn’t symbolic#there’s just a literal deer#following this dude around#trynna give him lyme disease#murder husbands#murder husband problems#ravenstag#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannibal memes#hannibal textpost#hannibal crack#that fuckass stag#stag motif#hannibal meme#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannibal nbc#bask in the glory of my image editing
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there is a constant thought of "what if i died as a 'gotcha' to my mom" and itslike bro its 6am. we are not doing this rn
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Mag 12 is probably my favorite Gerry episode because this man is covered in hours-old burns zonked out of his mind on painkillers limping around in a hospital that is actively turning into a slow cooker and he still puts in the effort to say mysterious shit and serve cunt
#the magnus archives#tma#gerard keay#gerry keay#mag 012#him just saying shit and not elaborating is even funnier considering he was off his ass on morphine#also mad respect to him for waking up to kill a dude and then going back to sleep#would be me tbh
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they need a break....
#I am stressing so i draw silly cozy things#trust Jerry ok he can tell the dif between cherry and firetruck red he is a man of taste aight#they are not beating the found family allegations#the pug life shirt for Rosa and Jerry with his robe- im thinking thats the same one he had on when Jack brough him soup in vol2 lmao#not getting over Jack ON CRUTCHES brought Jerry soup and pedialyte cuz he was sick#Rosa and Jerry gotta have more banter at some point man I know its Jack's pov so we only know what happens if hes around but still#the idea that both Rosa and Jerry want to do the stuff they missed out on as kids and have a move night sleepover deal...#like Jerry for sure never got to do that because his dad would have been like are you a girl? no- dont ask again go away#and i have a feeling Rosa's fam would be uh... apprehensive about anyone sleeping over or similar due to the whole.... possession thing#dude- Rosa SLEEP FLOATS like wtf (Jack mentioned that in Tales From The Road) i dont think her parents wanted to open that can of worms#and well Jack was in foster care or with his asshole bio dad or with the Cromwells so also doubt#“stray child is back” will not leave my head lmao#tales from the gas station#tftgs#fanart#art#artwork#tftgs fanart#tftgs artwork#tftgs art#chibi art#tftgs jerry#tftgs jack#tftgs rosa#jerry pascal#jack townsend#rosa vasquez#silly art#they are so scrunkly
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#he doesn't want to fight with you ai di, he wants to Kiss🙄💘🥺
Nat Chen as CHEN YI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#chen yi x ai di#ai di x chen yi#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userrain#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#okay i made this specifically for the 3rd gif bc chen yi's expressions are making me giggle nonstop i was doubled over in tears last night#HE JUST WANTS TO KISS!! AI DI HE LOVES YOU LET HIM HIT IJDKSKG#okay real talk though the fact that he actually gives ai di space 90% of the time. lets him hang out at the bar#like he isnt following him around or constantly dogging him about giving him an answer not does he ever rly ACCUSE ai di of anything#he uses the zhang teng excuse to keep ai di from avoiding him but he doesnt try to keep him where he can see him constantly.#he lets ai di do his own thing and just spends time connecting the dots during the moments ai di comes back of his OWN VOLITION#& he slowly puts together what ai di is refusing to admit and makes his own intentions known without putting them in words either#besides stating his observations (& watching ai di react). Every interaction between them when ai di gets out of prison is like that#gifs 1&2 vs 4&5... letting ai di pull away because he doesnt know whats going on vs pulling him back both to say hey we arent done-#& say im still here FOR YOU - to see how ai di reacts being so close to chen yi after finding him hugging his jacket in his sleep#and then once hes Figured It Out he still keeps the space!! sends gifts... he only Acts when ai di comes back to him himself!!!!#and this time he's READY. and a simp. like. PLS the last 2 gifs..........dude. he wants to kiss so bad
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I do think some of the handwringing I've seen about "hate" is funny because from what I can tell, even on twitter people are being surprisingly civil. The cast hasn't even had to make a big announcement clarifying a situation because everyone misinterpreted something and worked themselves into a furor. It took less than 12 hours after the c2 finale before Matt and Liam were like, "Uh, what do you mean, we literally said on stream Caleb and Essek get together." But there's also been a significant shift online since then to the point where anything short of "the precious baby blorbos were treated so niceys :3" is considered vicious hate, for some reason*, so I can't say I'm really surprised.
#*narrator voice: the reason was anti-intellectualism.#god tbt when everyone was like 'I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T COMMIT TO THE GAY SHIP. COWARDS'#WHILE beauyasha existed. first of all.#and then when they clarified suddenly everyone was like 'UM HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THAT I WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED'#and it's like look. at a certain point if you know you're exhausted and prone to crankiness you gotta take a step back my dude.#you have to be like 'well I will check if I missed something later when I am not falling over' and then like. go to bed.#instead of spiraling out of control on the dash and getting everyone else worked up#like you are allowed to do that you are your own person on the internet and I don't control you but#if you get defensive when called about it I am allowed to tell you you should take some fucking responsibility for your choices#and also grow the fuck up.#cr spoilers#cr discourse
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slaps stomach this bad boy can hold so much pain in it
#i am actually in sm oain its not even funny dude 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#woke up and its the first thing that hits me orz#im waiting for the paonkillers 2 kick in cant they go faster zamn i want to go back to sleep#frambling...?
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I still think about how Leo’s ideal day out for the fam’s venture into the Hidden City was basically just an effort to get some rest and relaxation because boy does he never get that ever.
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#Leo is that one kid who’s like yeah dude I’m chill I’m laidback#and on the inside he’s just in a constant fetal position rocking back and forth#at least the others got a good amount of time spent in Tahiti but Leo’s out here like please god just one spa day 🙏🙏🙏#no but tbh? it’s genuinely a great look at Leo’s character that he wants to go to a spa to basically just sleep in the sun#it’s not bombastic or flashy or anything he legit just wants a good place to get proper rest and care#that hair spa can catch these hands LET MY BOY HAVE HIS SPA DAY 🔪#HONESTLY EACH PERSON’S CHOICE OF WHERE THEY WENT FOR THEIR DAY OUT SAYS A LOT#like raph wants to emulate who he perceives as those in justice in a desire to become more like the hero he so desperately wants to be#leo goes off on his own in order to let his guard down and actually rest for more than a lackadaisical facade#donnie goes with april not only to salvage his pride and condemn magic but also to hold onto his self worth and genuinely help out#and mikey thrives in family and specifically the harmony within family and how that is portrayed through the act of simply being together#in this essay I will-
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yuuta from his position at the foot of the bed (bc you’re totally mad at him and definitely not fighting off the urge to cuddle despite your anger bc of his big wet eyes that shimmer with how much he loves you) telling u goodnight and if he can give u a goodnight kiss and you’re like sigh fine but yuuta doesn’t reach up to all the way where u are with ur head on his favorite pillow. instead he shifts the covers so your knee is exposed to the cool air from the ac and he gives your knee a little kiss and pets the back of your thigh. he really just wants to feel your warmth in any way he cans and you’re happy to indulge him in this way if it means u can still keep up the angry front. anyways he hums goodnight to you as he curls up on his end of the bed, respecting your space even as u want to reach out to him. by morning you’ve found your way into his arms anyways
He’s actually so sick……… kissing your knee what the fuck!! The image of him just kneeling at the side of the bed and looking up at you and begging to kiss you goodnight even tho you’re mad at him….. he is a sick sick individual and the worst part is that he’s such a dizzying mix of completely genuine and completely calculated. He doesn’t want to fight anymore, he really is sorry, he really doesn’t want you to be angry; but at the same time he knows how much you love it when he touches you so gently, he knows you’ve both grown accustomed to falling asleep in each others arms, he’s hoping to give you just enough to make you come back for more…
Honestly, I doubt he falls asleep. He’s hoping you’ll forgive him, he’s hoping you accept his apology, but he can’t be certain. So he curls up on his side of the bed and tries to steady his breathing as much as possible, but it’s hard. He misses you; you’re right there and he misses you. Thirty minutes pass by and he turns around to face your body; your back is still to him but at least he can see you. He wants to touch you, he wants to hold you…. he wonders if it’ll make you mad if he does, but by an hour of wondering he decides if it’s worth the risk. You’re probably asleep anyway… he starts small, just a finger caressing your arm, then his palm, then he scoots closer until the tip of his nose is against the back of your neck and he sighs and you shudder and he realizes you’re awake. He takes it as a good sign, that you couldn’t sleep without him either and that you let him touch you, so he becomes bold, smiles against your skin and finally, finally wraps his arms around you so both can rest :((
#anonymous#he’s so previously abandoned recently adopted puppy#like for a dude who spent so much of his life without physical touch and close relationships#you give him some and it changes his life he can’t go back to the way he was living before#he’s sooooo :(((((((((#even tho i think nanami actually gives you you’re space to sleep alone and be mad i think he’s calculated in the same way yuuta is#like he lets you ignore him but also he found time to make your favorite dinner and pick up dessert ……….#he leaves you alone but he also accidentally made two cups of tea and ran a bath…… he’s not slick#yuuta.ask
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hc that tanaka is one of those guys that just KNOWS he's straight... cause he fucking tried dick just to confirm that's not his thing lmfao
#nishinoya probably offered to sleep with him. yknow. cause thats what a good friend does.#and afterwards tanaka's like hey. u were cool. still not my thing tho#and nishinoya is absolutely not offended by that he just pats tanaka's back and goes ok dude lets go get u some pussy instead then#and they just. act as if nothing happened afterwards.#tananoya#tanaka ryuunosuke#nishinoya yuu#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq!!#hq#haikyuu hc#haikyuu shitpost
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Prompt 108
So this time it wasn’t Danny’s fault, or even Boxy’s fault! And it wasn’t like Pandora’s box was open for more than a split second! But uh, still. This could be a bit of a problem, what with how it’s affected um, well, everyone. Living and ghosts.
At least it’s not dangerous! Really, how bad can people getting animal aspects be? Well, besides the embarrassment.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Over in Gotham Catwoman is squealing with elation at her new cat ears and tail#Superman is bemused at being part dog now- his tail won’t stop wagging help#Jason is thinking this is some sort of sick joke when he scarlet robin wings#the claws are kind of cool though he’ll admit#Pet adoption centers get a lot of visitors thanks to people no longer being allergic to animals they previously were#Several people want to go back to sleep#other people want to know wtf is going on#danny definitely didn't do an oopsie#Tucker looking at himself: If I am a sphinx now I will be blaming you if Riddler or catwoman kidnaps me dude#Sam: At least aricaris can survive on my diet so I'm good#Danny & Tucker: How did you figure out the species so quickly????#WHEEZE- box ghost is part box turtle now
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"Like lovers entwined...I know for the last time; you will not be mine. So give me the night, the night, the night."
#had another sob session to this because even though it's still literally half a year away it hit me that I get to hear that live#and sing it with 20k other people#I get to experience those last five whole minutes#dude my post-concert depression is going to be terrible#but at the same time I think I'll enjoy basking in the light they give off. even if it's only for an hour or two#sleep token#st#euclid#song euclid#sleep token tmbte#tmbte#take me back to eden#melitunes#Spotify
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if the trope works, it ✨works✨ y’know~
#(aka chizuchan manga ch5 is coming out in 18 1/2 hours and im too excited to sleeeeep)#(s o im reading rofan isekai manhwa as a bedtime story☆ but the story is too interesting to lull me to sleep☆ ✨sad times✨)#still thinking about this rofan webnovel i binged over the weekend with a dynamic like this^#the dude pined for over a hundred chapters before going from 0-100 the moment they were in an enclosed space together it was so funny#the fact that his interest in her started bc she gave him tips on tax evasion was iconic tbhhh#m a n i cant forget that dumb biscotti boi no matter what i do… that novel was pretty good and it had reasons™️ for why the fl was so op…#thinking about them and their hilarious dynamic again kinda makes me want to see lxl in a rofan setting tbh#they’d have the pettiest of arguments esp in a ‘formal’ nobles setting#i d o kinda have a draft/stuff for a lxl villainess isekai au fic… but i think it’d be too sad if they dont un-isekai themselves back#so i havent done much with it… hm. maybe some day…#b u t on another note fanart of meoto rofan aus are always fun to see#their costumes are so complex yet the artists always draw them so beautifully… thank you for the food lxl twt#but… demon x human sacrifice is. lowkey. kinda… beauty & the beast-esque… right…?#except for how demon!aizo prolly wasnt cursed into demonhood. but. still.#oh well… maybe that’s enough rofan lxl thoughts for one day… see y’all when chizuchan ch5 drops later~~~~~~
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To everyone with Rapture anxiety, I just woke up from a dream where I tripped the lead angel playing the trumpet, ending the whole thing so it's no longer an issue. You can rest easy now
#It was comically simple I literally tripped the front dude as he was calling others#and bam no more rapture#then I woke up cause my cat was screaming for me#he has anxiety :(#and sometimes wakes me up to make sure I'm still good#he's such a sweetheart I love him he's my son his name is Malachite he's a big orange boy#he's also so so autistic#like father like son#but yea I'm going back to sleep good night/morning#ex christian#religious trauma
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Okay.
So.
First of all, Chapter 4 of Keyhole, posted while in queue for normal raids. Sorry if it seems, uh, rougher than usual but I've been utterly wiped out the past week. Maybe I'm sick idk, but the fatigue has been brutal.
Second of all, due to 7.2 dropping in XIV, there will be a pause in any uploads for the next few weeks, as I'm going ALL IN on savage once it drops. Hence why I'm pushing out this chapter now rather than waiting until I'm able to focus properly, so there's something to enjoy in the meantime.
#fic updates#sfw fic#treyrid#trey/riddle#trey clover x riddle rosehearts#twisted wonderland fanfic#twisted wonderland#this post is also being made between normals lol#im so tired my dudes enjoy riddle being anxious in boyfriend clothes#if i messed up anything ill go back in and change it later right now i need to get this last bloody drop and then sleep for 3 days
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Dragon ball wishes granted so far:
a pair of girls' underwear (unused, you could buy it at a store)
bringing a man back from the dead after he was dead for what like a week or two, with no repercussions, no zombification, no nothin, just back to life in perfect health & mind, plus a cool new scar
#dragon ball#I just-#shen long just out here like 'no problem mate here ya go guy back from the dead see ya Imma go sleep for at least a year again now'#dragon balls are op#man doesn't ask questions#girls panties? sure. guy back from the dead? ye dude. just lemme go back to sleep already
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